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00:00What do you do with these women?
00:09You just get up out of bed and leave?
00:11Sure.
00:12Well, explain to me how you do it.
00:14What do you say?
00:15Just having an early meeting, early haircut, early squash game.
00:17You don't play squash.
00:18They don't know that. They just met me.
00:22That's disgusting.
00:23I know. I feel terrible.
00:24You know, I'm so glad I never got involved with you.
00:27I just would have ended up being some woman
00:29you had to get up out of bed and leave at 3 o'clock in the morning
00:31and go clean your andirons.
00:33And you don't even have a fireplace.
00:34Not that I would know this.
00:36Why are you getting so upset? This is not about you.
00:38Yes, it is.
00:40You are a human affront to all women, and I am a woman.
00:43Hey, I don't feel great about this, but I don't hear anyone complaining.
00:46Of course not. You're out the door too fast.
00:49I think they have an okay time.
00:51How do you know?
00:53I mean, how do I know I know?
00:55Because they...
00:56Yes, because they...
00:59How do you know that they're really...
01:02What are you saying? That they fake orgasm?
01:05It's possible.
01:06Get out of here.
01:08Why? Most women at one time or another have faked it.
01:11Well, they haven't faked it with me.
01:13How do you know?
01:15Because I know.
01:18Oh.
01:20Right. That's right.
01:21I forgot.
01:23You're a man.
01:24What is that supposed to mean?
01:25Nothing.
01:26It's just that all men are sure it never happened to them,
01:28and most women at one time or another have done it,
01:30so you do the math.
01:32You don't think that I can tell a difference?
01:35No.
01:36Get out of here.
01:37Are you okay?
01:53Oh.
01:56Oh.
01:58Oh, God.
02:01Oh.
02:02Oh, God.
02:04Oh.
02:06Oh.
02:08Oh.
02:10Oh, God.
02:13Oh, yeah, right there.
02:15Oh.
02:16Oh.
02:19Oh.
02:20Oh.
02:21Oh, God.
02:22Oh.
02:23Oh.
02:23Yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, oh, oh, yes, yes, yes, oh, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh
02:53I'll have what she's having.
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