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A sleazy, desperate fur trader haunts a local strip club and gets his hands on some priceless raccoon furs - which might be more than just priceless but cursed.
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00:00I don't know
03:59And the rest of these, what are they, replacements of steel wool?
04:06You want to keep working here?
04:09Substandard!
04:12Dammit!
04:12All right, you heard the boss.
04:14Back to work.
04:16What about that meeting?
04:23It's important, Jake.
04:25You deal with it.
04:28I'm out of here.
04:29Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on,
04:59I love you.
05:29Shanna's in room 12.
05:59Shanna's in room 12.
06:29Shanna?
06:39You in here?
06:44Shanna's in room 12.
06:56Shanna's in room 12.
07:00Shanna's in room 12.
07:12Shanna's in room 12.
07:16Shanna's in room 12.
07:18Shanna's in room 12.
07:20Shanna's in room 12.
07:22Shanna's in room 12.
07:24Shanna's in room 12.
07:26Shanna's in room 12.
07:28But someday, someday, it's going to make me a very rich man.
07:35And you'd like that, wouldn't you, Shannon?
07:40Someday, someday, someday.
07:43If I had a dollar for every someday I heard in this dump,
07:46I could have bought myself a job as a supermodel by now.
07:58That's not allowed.
08:04Come on, give me.
08:28Come on!
08:49Come on!
08:51Come on!
08:52Come on!
08:54Come on!
08:55I paid you.
09:01Not for what you want to do.
09:03You know the rules, you pig.
09:07If you don't stop it, I'll call security.
09:11Get out! Out!
09:13Get out! Get out!
09:17Bastard!
09:18Okay, I'm going.
09:20I'm going.
09:22But one day, you'll give it to me.
09:25You'll give it to me about me, too.
09:34I don't like it this far out here, Pa.
09:36Shh.
09:40What if we get caught?
09:42The only way we're going to get caught, Larry,
09:44is if you keep yapping, so shut up!
09:54This is Mother Mater's land, ain't it, Pa?
09:55And?
09:57And we're not supposed to go out there, are we?
10:00I mean, maybe there's a reason people don't go this deep into the woods.
10:05What if something gets us?
10:07I went in yesterday to set the traps, didn't I?
10:11And I came out okay, didn't I?
10:13Well, yeah.
10:14Yeah, but go on.
10:15Mother Mater has done a good job spreading stories for generations.
10:27They scare people all for land.
10:30Bunch of crap.
10:32Those stories don't scare me,
10:34because I know bullshit when I hear it.
10:37What are all these structures?
10:41What are you going to do?
10:42Pee yourself?
10:43They're nothing.
10:45They said there was ruins from some old city.
10:49Well, that is amazing.
10:54Enough.
10:55And be quiet, Ian.
11:07Bingo!
11:08Hey, there's raccoons in all the traps you set down there.
11:11I told you it'd be all right.
11:25You remember how I told you it's done?
11:28Yeah, I, uh, I crushed their throats.
11:31First you turn them over on their backs.
11:34Then you put your heel on their windpipe.
11:37And you stomp down real hard.
11:39If you do it right, you'll hear a good crunch.
11:42That'll be there, windpipe.
11:44Shattering.
11:57Well, the heel ain't gonna work with thems
12:00that still got some pepper left in them.
12:03It ain't?
12:04That's what the bat's for.
12:06You give them a bunch of good whacks.
12:11I seem to take up to 50 swings once,
12:13so you just keep swinging until you crush their fucking skulls.
12:18Okay.
12:20We've got ourselves some,
12:21some traps to clear.
12:23Hey, Pa.
12:40Look at this.
12:43Come look.
12:44Well, I'll be damned.
12:54What do you think happened?
12:56That critter must have chewed its own paw.
12:59You really gotta want to get free to do something like that.
13:03We got almost a dozen beauties here, son.
13:16In all my years,
13:17I ain't never seen belts this pretty.
13:20I can't believe they're cool.
13:22We're gonna have money to burn
13:23when we sell them to felmen.
13:24Shit.
13:30It's on the mater.
13:32Let's get the hell out of here.
13:43Thick as can be.
13:46And not a bolt stout or a scar on the primes, Larry.
13:52Yeah, Dad.
13:55They sure are beards, Pa.
13:58And you know the amazing thing
13:59is that they're all identical.
14:03As if all those coons came from the same big family.
14:10Give me a kind of a funny feeling, you know?
14:13Yeah?
14:14Yeah.
14:15Make me, uh,
14:16make me feel all warm inside.
14:19Yeah, and, uh,
14:20all that money that Felman is going to pay for him,
14:24that gives me a good, warm feeling.
14:29Listen.
14:31I'm gonna hit the sack
14:33after I phone Felman.
14:35So you stay here and clean up.
14:38You understand?
14:38Yes, sir.
14:39Yeah.
14:43I know.
14:46Ha-ha-ha-ha.
14:47Ha-ha-ha-ha.
14:49Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha.
15:01I've moí.
15:02Come, Nick.
15:02Endgame.
15:03Ho!
15:04I've seen the shit go
15:06Eat inside out
15:08Yeah, so just get to it
15:10You can think you're careful
15:13Puttin' them trickin' in
15:16Oh my god, I want a body mama
15:18Eat that one, oh my god, I'm six to do
15:20It's gonna keep you going
15:22When we got past that go
15:24Don't trouble doing it
15:27It's just me and you
15:29I know, I know
15:32I know
15:34I know
15:36You won't be back
15:38It's coming together
15:40Soon you've been now more than you get you now
15:42I find out
15:44Been now more than you get you now
15:47Gonna have a place
15:48Soon you've been now more than you get you now
15:52Yeah, I find out
15:54Been now more than you get you now
15:56But I'll have a place
15:57I bet I might have a place
15:59this better be good
16:02how about pelts
16:05of such an outstanding quality
16:08that you'd be willing to pay ten times
16:11the going price just to have them
16:13and out of the kindness of my heart
16:15I'll give you first crack at it
16:17Jameson, the only reason you'd give me first crack
16:21is because there is not another chump
16:24east of the Pacific Ocean
16:26who'll even take your fucking phone call
16:28you keep making jokes, Feldman
16:30the loss is going to be all yours
16:33wait, wait, wait, wait
16:36hold on
16:38what's your stock, Jameson?
16:43coon
16:43but trust me, Feldman
16:46you've never seen pelts like these before
16:49they're going to make you a rich man
16:51they're going to
16:53give you
16:54whatever it is that your heart desires
16:57you better not be bullshitting me
17:04Jameson, I do not have the time
17:07to head out in their fucking boonies
17:09on some wild fucking goose chase
17:11you just get here before I change my mind
17:15you better not be bullshitting me
17:24you're just so damn beautiful
17:33I go
17:34I go
18:01I go
19:02What is it?
19:06What do you want?
19:08Hey.
19:12What the fuck do you think you're doing?
19:14That's where the bat comes in.
19:32Fuckin' hillbilly bastard.
19:45Jameson!
19:46Jameson!
19:49It's Thelman!
19:50Jameson!
19:51Jameson!
19:52Jameson!
19:53Go on in, Lou.
19:57Lou?
19:58You see anything?
19:59No.
20:00Jameson!
20:01How many times I smell it, I'll never get used to the stench of dried blood.
20:06Ah.
20:07God.
20:08Ah.
20:09God.
20:10God.
20:11God.
20:12God.
20:13Ah.
20:14God.
20:15God.
20:16Jameson!
20:17Jameson!
20:18Jameson!
20:19Oh.
20:20My.
20:21God.
20:21Jameson!
20:22Oh.
20:23My.
20:24God.
20:25Jameson!
20:26Oh.
20:27My.
20:28God.
20:29Jameson!
20:30Jameson!
20:31My.
20:32God.
20:33Jameson!
20:34Jameson!
20:35I wasn't bullshitting me.
20:37How long we been in the fur business, Lou?
20:5315?
20:5420?
20:55You ever seen anything like these pelts?
20:59Nothing, boss.
21:00Absolutely nothing.
21:01Pelts like these.
21:02The sky's the limit.
21:03We can have anything our hearts desire.
21:04What the fuck was that?
21:06Jameson!
21:07Jameson!
21:08Jameson!
21:09Jameson!
21:10Jameson!
21:15We don't have anything our hearts desire.
21:20What the fuck was that?
21:28Jamison!
21:38Jamison!
21:41Is that you?
21:45Go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go, go.
21:54Fucking hell.
21:58Fell face first into it.
22:06Okay.
22:09Haha.
22:15I love you.
22:45I love you.
23:15I love you.
23:45I love you.
24:15What the hell happened here, Jake?
24:29Can you believe those pelts, though?
24:39You've got to be kidding me.
24:43No.
24:46Can you imagine the coat that we can make with those pelts?
24:52We might finally have something to make a little noise next month.
25:01Cereal?
25:03The world's biggest international fur show.
25:06It doesn't get any bigger than that.
25:10Are we going to call the cops, Jake?
25:11Yeah.
25:12Yeah.
25:13We'll call them from the highway.
25:19Anonymously.
25:19I'll call them.
25:27I'll call them.
25:28Bye.
25:28Let's go.
25:58Let's go.
26:28Come on.
26:32All right, let's get this.
26:34Let's go!
26:37Come on, lady.
26:38Chop, chop.
26:39Chop, chop.
26:40Let's go.
26:40Get him inside.
26:41He's got an end, boss.
26:51Probably had some bad fucking egg rolls for lunch, Lou.
26:53Who the fuck cares?
26:55Come on, get him inside.
26:56Let's go.
26:57By this time next week, Lou, we're going to have one of the world's most extraordinary fur coats.
27:04Oh, yeah.
27:04After Cereo, sky's the limit.
27:08Sky is the limit.
27:10We're going to need the right model, though, you know?
27:13Somebody worthy of a coat.
27:14Otherwise, it's all for nothing.
27:16Lou, I already got somebody in mind.
27:19No, don't stop.
27:41Damn it.
27:42Don't stop.
27:43Go away!
27:44Oh, shit!
27:46What is it?
27:46Don't stop.
27:49Damn it!
27:51No.
27:52I'm so sick of this shit.
27:53Look, chill out, okay?
27:57Yeah?
27:58Someone's here to see you, Shanna.
28:00He says it's important.
28:02Well, tell him I'm busy.
28:03Shanna!
28:05It's me.
28:08Jake Thelma.
28:09It's okay.
28:10Let him in.
28:11He smells like a goddamn slaughterhouse.
28:13He's hopeless.
28:19I got a business proposition for you.
28:22I've heard your propositions before.
28:24Man, how many times do I have to tell you I'm not into that?
28:28I'll never let you have that, not for all the money in the world.
28:32This is a straight, down-the-line business deal.
28:37I'm making a coat.
28:39And I want you to wear it next month.
28:43It's cereal.
28:46Cereal.
28:49It's been a while since I've done a legitimate fashion show.
28:52Well, you're going to want to do this show.
28:56You're going to want to do anything.
28:59Once you've seen the coat that I'm making for you.
29:03These belts.
29:05Are unbelievable.
29:12Well, we'll see.
29:15Okay?
29:16No.
29:18The coat will be finished next week.
29:20I'll bring it to your place.
29:27I know what you like.
29:47We'll see.
29:48No!
30:03No!
30:04No!
30:04Cutting is an art, Sergio.
30:24Fuck that up again, and I'll cut your nuts off myself.
30:30Capisce?
30:34Fuck this.
30:43I hate you.
30:46Fuck this.
30:48Four times you're the only one who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man who's a man or a man who loves you.
30:58Let's go.
31:28Let's go.
31:58Can you imagine an endless supply of those pelts of us?
32:02Yeah.
32:06All it takes is two of the coons from wherever Jameson trapped them.
32:13Two of the coons.
32:14A breeding pair.
32:22Where are you going?
32:23You can come.
32:23What do you have?
32:24Oh!
32:25Ooh!
32:26Whoa!
32:26Whoa!
32:28Whoa!
32:32Whoa!
32:32Whoa!
32:33Man!
32:33Whoa!
32:34Whoa!
32:35Hey!
32:36Whoa!
32:37Hey!
32:38Oh!
32:39Oh!
32:39Hey!
32:40Hey!
32:41Hey!
32:41Hey!
32:43Hey!
32:43Hey!
32:43Hey!
32:44Hey.
32:44What hz?
32:45Oh, my God.
33:15Oh, my God.
33:45Where'd you trap those pelts, Jameson?
34:05Oh, my God.
36:05My name is Jake Feldman, and I, uh, I brought you a bottle of moonshine.
36:15I, I just need to ask you a few questions.
36:20Do you mind if I come up there?
36:23Tom, I've been expecting you.
36:27Do you want her to see me?
36:40Yeah.
36:41Um, about the animals.
36:45The ones on your land.
36:49The pine lights, you mean?
36:53The pine lights.
36:54Many years ago, a whole nest of the pine lights gathered deep in the woods, in the clearing just beyond here.
37:11They became sentinels of the lost city.
37:18So, pine lights, clearing sentinels lost city.
37:29No disrespect, but...
37:33What has that got to do with anything?
37:38It's why I walled off my land.
37:41It's why I warn people about trespassing.
37:45Wait a second.
37:47You're tryin' to keep people off your land.
37:53To protect them?
37:54Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
38:12Is, uh, is that them?
38:17Are they the pine lights?
38:23Nah.
38:24I was wondering if you'd be willing to give me a couple of the, uh, raccoons.
38:35Now, obviously, I'd be willing to pay you for them.
38:39It was you the other night, wasn't it?
38:42You killed them!
38:43No, ma'am, of course not!
38:44You were the reason they died, to satisfy your vanity, your callousness!
38:49No!
38:49No!
38:59They have not had their final say.
39:02They have not finished with you yet.
39:12What's the matter, Lou?
39:14Su Chin, yo.
39:19What the hell happened?
39:21She suffocated.
39:23What?
39:26We had them pull an all-nighter to make sure the coat was ready.
39:29Apparently, she sent the other seamstresses home around four in the morning.
39:32Said she could finish it herself.
39:34She was the only one here when this happened.
39:36A plan.
39:47A plan!
39:49A plan!
39:49A plan!
39:56A plan!
39:57A plan!
39:58you're telling me she did this to herself did you call the police yet I was waiting for you
40:28okay good go ahead and call them but keep things as quiet as possible
40:34hey Jake the last thing that we need is a lot of bad publicity
40:41a lot of bad shit's been happening around here ever since we started working on this coat
40:47it's like it's cursed or something
40:50I don't believe in curses Lou
40:58oh
41:00oh
41:02oh
41:05oh
41:07oh
41:08oh
41:12oh
41:14oh
41:18oh
41:20oh
41:22I don't know.
41:52You shouldn't have come here, Jake.
42:17I just wanted to show you the coat.
42:22You want to see it, right?
42:27Okay.
42:28Okay.
42:29You wait.
42:30You wait till you see this.
42:32Wait.
42:35Are you ready?
42:39Look at this.
42:41Look at this, Shana.
42:42Yes.
42:46Oh, my God.
42:50Yeah.
42:51Huh?
42:54All right, Jake.
42:57It's...
42:57It's beautiful.
43:00Can I...
43:01Let's try it on inside.
43:04The light's better.
43:04Come here.
43:15Yeah.
43:18Huh?
43:18Huh?
43:21Huh?
43:22Huh?
43:26Huh?
43:27Fuck wearing the coat in some show.
43:42I just want to have it.
43:45You have a very good chance.
43:50I might just give it to you.
43:52Good chance?
43:54We've got it out to a couple of other models.
43:57We've got to give them a chance to audition.
44:09I don't want anyone wearing this coat but me.
44:13We'll see.
44:18Really?
44:48Believe me, baby.
44:49This is the only audition you'll need.
45:18Get out of the bag.
45:39Come!
45:42Too goddamn big!
46:09Where's your bathroom?
46:19It's down there.
46:23I gotta find something sharp.
46:28What?
46:30I gotta freshen up.
46:39Mmm.
47:09I gotta freshen up.
47:19I gotta freshen up.
47:25We've done a lot worse for a lot less.
47:43No such thing as destiny when you can't get off your knees.
47:55No such thing as destiny when you're already gone.
48:01You can't change your soccer tracks.
48:05If you're listening to the same.
48:09Can't change your soccer tracks.
48:12And the ends of the sun.
48:15Shh, shh.
48:25Shh, shh.
48:30Shh, shh.
48:36Shh, shh.
48:39Shh, shh.
48:41I can't stand somewhere, I can't feel a stare.
48:45Vegas, I think it's okay.
48:52Your skin is gone!
48:56I made it for you. My work of art.
49:04I made it to the castle!
49:11Help me!
49:34Help me!
49:35Help me!
49:41Help!
49:42Help!
49:43Help!
49:44Help!
49:54Help!
49:55Hurry up!
49:56Hey!
49:57Shh!
49:59Here she is!
50:01Oh!
50:03No!
50:05Shh!
50:06Shh!
50:07Shh!
50:14Shh!
50:19Shh!
50:21Ah!
50:22Oh!
50:23Ah!
50:24Oh!
50:25Help!
50:27SHIT!
50:45Get away from me!
50:55AHHHHH!
50:57AHHHHH!
50:59AHHHHH!
51:01AHHHHH!
51:03Guys, what we're gonna do right now is get someone down here.
51:07Confirm that you knew each other.
51:15Here's my friend.
51:17You know this guy?
51:19Hey! Let's get somebody over here!
51:21AHHHHH!
51:23Yeah, you! You! Come here!
51:25Get a statement!
51:27AHHHHH!
51:29AHHHHH!
51:31AHHHHH!
51:33AHHHHH!
51:35AHHHHH!
51:37AHHHHH!
51:39AHHHHH!
51:41AHHHHH!
51:43AHHHHH!
51:45AHHHHH!
51:47AHHHHH!
51:49AHHHHH!
51:51AHHHHH!
51:53AHHHHH!
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52:01AHHHHH!
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