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00:00Hi, how can I help you?
00:08Hi, Caleb. I'm so glad I found you.
00:11I'm Ruby.
00:12A few years ago, we met in a bar next to a bowling alley.
00:16I was eating linguine with clams and wearing just a ton of makeup.
00:19I can't really hear you.
00:20Okay. We had some white Russians, played pool.
00:23I, uh, cried.
00:26But you were still playing with my Zoloft dosage.
00:28I'm sorry. I'm having some trouble.
00:29You're speaking quietly, and also there's this partition.
00:32We had a few more drinks, and then we had sex in the bathroom.
00:34One of the smaller stalls, the bigger differently abled one, was out of order.
00:38Right.
00:39Just do it.
00:40Give it to him.
00:41I am.
00:43Right.
00:45So I was worried this was going to be a lot to explain, so I actually wrote you a note.
00:55So what you read is going to upset you?
00:57Mm-hmm.
00:57You're going to have a lot of questions, and some of the answers will be in there, but most will not.
01:01And I am sorry for that.
01:02I am still trying to figure out what the fuck is happening myself.
01:05Ma'am?
01:07Everything all right here?
01:08Ma'am?
01:09I'm 33.
01:10You should just slip me this, Hal.
01:12Wait.
01:13Do you think this is, like, a stick-up?
01:15Wait, no.
01:15That's what a five-year-old calls it.
01:17I don't understand.
01:18This has no demands.
01:19What is this?
01:19Yeah.
01:19What is this?
01:22I just need to reactivate my pin.
01:23Okay.
01:24You know what?
01:24Forget the note.
01:25I'll just tell you.
01:26This isn't a robbery.
01:29But you are going to die.
01:33Whoa.
01:36What are you talking about?
01:37I don't know where.
01:39I don't know when.
01:40Some have been gentle deaths.
01:42Others have been gnarly.
01:44I am so sorry, Caleb.
01:48But you're dying.
01:52What am I dying from?
01:55Me.
02:01I just can't hear you.
02:03I am so sorry.
02:03Me?
02:07This bed is on fire with passion and love.
02:12The neighbors complain about the noises above.
02:16But she only comes when she's on top.
02:24My therapist said not to see you no more.
02:28She said you're like a disease without any cure.
02:32She said I'm so upset that I'm becoming a 4-0-0.
02:38I think you're so pretty.
02:41So it's our first date, right?
02:59Right.
02:59And as soon as he sits down, he does that thing of,
03:03oh, sorry, I've just been a little off lately.
03:07Um, I don't know you.
03:08We just met, dude.
03:09I don't know your baseline.
03:10Right, like he's a stranger.
03:12He's a total stranger.
03:13And I'm like, okay, it's a little early to be doing this coy dance,
03:16but whatever, I'll play.
03:18So I'm like, oh, is something going on with you?
03:23And he proceeds to dangle little hints.
03:26Family issue.
03:28Recent news.
03:29Dark, secret.
03:31Believe me when I tell you this went on for all of salad.
03:33Who has the time?
03:34Imagine having the confidence to play games when you're 5'8".
03:37Love a short king.
03:39Just a little awareness, you know?
03:40So I'm just like, okay, I'll guess what's destroying your family.
03:46Someone's sick.
03:48Someone's divorcing.
03:49Alcoholism.
03:50Ooh, that's a good one.
03:51Yeah, I did that one.
03:52I guess everything imaginable.
03:55Guess what word finally comes out of this man's mouth.
03:59Cannibal.
04:02What?
04:03He recently found out he has a cannibal in his family.
04:07And I know cannibalism is sort of having a moment right now.
04:11Like, I finally watched Dahmer.
04:12You know, it was fine.
04:13Oh, so good.
04:13Well, he was so good.
04:14Oh, yes.
04:15He's a star.
04:15I'll never learn his name.
04:16But it's still an intense word to hear at a dinner table.
04:19And this dude is making me guess mundane family secrets about the whole time he is sitting
04:24on the word cannibal.
04:25Cannibal.
04:26Dick.
04:26Sir, you are a dick.
04:30Anyway, dating apps are the worst.
04:32The absolute torture we go through just to get to know a person.
04:35That's why I airdropped you my number in line at Baja Fresh.
04:38I am done relying on the internet to find love.
04:42Not that that's what.
04:43I mean, I like you.
04:44This is only our third date.
04:45Don't worry.
04:45I get it.
04:46I just wish people could be more honest with each other.
04:49Like, I'm looking to date someone for the next couple years, get married, have kids.
04:56I dislike most things, but I do like food and television.
05:03And I promise, if I ever find out I have a family member who eats people, I'll tell you
05:09without dancing around it.
05:12Same.
05:18Want to get out of here?
05:19Like I said to that guy when he showed me a picture of his uncle cannibal at Thanksgiving
05:25dinner, I have never wanted to leave harder.
05:33Wow.
05:33Yeah.
05:35Wow.
05:36That was...
05:38Awful?
05:40Fucking terrible.
05:41I'm so glad you felt that way.
05:43Thrilled you hated it too.
05:45You know what the worst part was?
05:46How I kept trying to make eye contact with you, and you were like, nope.
05:50Don't know you.
05:51It's like seeing a co-worker at a sweet green.
05:53Yeah, no.
05:54That was bad.
05:55But I was gonna say, the irregular rhythm.
05:57The...
05:58It's like waiting at a printer.
06:05So bad.
06:05So bad.
06:06Also, when I put on music, what was up with all those commercials for Elsbeth?
06:10Oh, you need to get Spotify without ads.
06:13It's only like ten bucks more.
06:14I switched over and I'm happy.
06:16I'm happy I made the choice.
06:18Anyway, we shouldn't be doing that again.
06:21We should not.
06:22Ugh.
06:23Where's my...
06:23Wait, are you serious?
06:25You want to try again?
06:26We'd probably get better with practice.
06:27It's just, there isn't that thing.
06:33You know?
06:34It's like, when you know, you know.
06:36Well, it's also, when you don't know, you know.
06:39You know?
06:41No!
06:42We were so excited for third date, Jason.
06:45Now bad sex Spotify ads, Jason, I'm afraid.
06:49Yes, it was the absolute worst sex.
06:51Like a brother and a sister fucking.
06:54Jesus, I just woke up.
06:55But seriously, that thing just wasn't there.
06:59And I don't have time to waste on another wrong person.
07:01Here I am, after 20 years of dating, 33 years old, on the phone with a Lyft driver at 2 a.m.,
07:06trying to figure out if I'm standing on the northeast corner.
07:09Might be time to look inward.
07:13Um, what?
07:15You know, I've always admired you, Ruby.
07:17Ever since AJ and I started dating, seeing you putting in the work, night after night,
07:20out there, dating, dancing, drinking, swiping, wiping.
07:25Is it possible that you still being alone is the fault of thousands of guys?
07:29And fair share of girls?
07:31And, uh, you're not at all to blame?
07:33I mean, possible, yeah, likely, no.
07:36Sorry, aren't you at your job right now?
07:40I said it like that because I don't think it's a job.
07:42Livestream is the best job.
07:43Groups, ignore him.
07:45This is a man who's planning to wear shorts and a bolo tie to a wedding.
07:48Uh, the shorts are sateen.
07:50Okay, you know what?
07:51You didn't even know that was a fabric until two days ago.
07:53Fine.
07:54Sure.
07:55I-I-I have things I can work on.
07:57I-I can hear that.
07:59I can receive that.
08:02It's not like I'm not ever going to find someone, right?
08:05Of course you will.
08:06I really don't think so.
08:08Zachary Bridgerton.
08:09Oh, that can't be his full name.
08:11Don't take this the wrong way, Rubes,
08:12but your choosiness suggests a much prettier woman.
08:15What the fuck?
08:17Okay.
08:17Seriously?
08:17Okay, I'm sorry.
08:19Look, he is absolutely wrong.
08:21You are stunning, and you are sweet,
08:23and you just haven't found the right person yet.
08:27I appreciate that.
08:29And I hope you know,
08:30I truly mean it when I say,
08:32you also have not met the right person yet.
08:36I also have ears that work.
08:39Oh, shit.
08:39Reload! Reload! Reload!
08:41Yeah, yeah, for sure.
08:43I will try to come in person next week, Deborah.
08:46Yeah, I've just been swamped with work.
08:47You know, I've got this party to plan
08:49and that party to plan.
08:51It's like, ugh, kill me.
08:53But not really.
08:54I know you've asked me to stop making that joke.
08:56I just want to make sure
08:57that you're not having our sessions remotely
08:59to avoid, like, really doing the work.
09:02I promise I'm not.
09:03Until you actually deal
09:05with the baggage from your past,
09:07you'll keep running into the same obstacles
09:09in your romantic pursuit.
09:11Totally.
09:11I think the connection you've drawn
09:13between past and present is like, wow.
09:16People overuse this word,
09:17but you are an actual genius.
09:19You and Martin Short.
09:20That's it.
09:22You deserve it.
09:23Have a great rest of your day.
09:24I'll see you next week, okay?
09:25Go do something fun.
09:27Bye, Ruby.
09:27Bye.
09:28Hi, are you Ruby?
09:42Hi.
09:43Yes.
09:45Ruby.
09:47How'd you know?
09:48We have an appointment.
09:49You told me to meet you here today.
09:51Yes.
09:52Hi.
09:53You must be Isaac.
09:55Throwing your parents' 40th anniversary party, right?
09:58Yes, that's right.
09:59Hi.
09:59Hi.
10:01So nice to meet you in person.
10:03Don't you just love that we're back
10:04to meeting people in person?
10:05So happy I never have to say
10:07nice to E-meet you again.
10:09I can't stand an E-meet.
10:11Wow.
10:12Neither can I.
10:12I'm so excited to help you plan this very special day.
10:22Before I show you around the space,
10:24why don't you tell me a bit about your parents' story
10:26so I get a better sense of what type of party
10:28you want to throw.
10:30And I'll take some notes.
10:31All right.
10:32Well, let's see.
10:34The mid at college.
10:35Who's at Cornell?
10:37Tufts.
10:37Hmm?
10:37Go on.
10:40Okay.
10:42They're in love still, even 40 years later.
10:46They got married pretty young in their mid-20s.
10:49My dad worked for Boeing.
10:51My mom ran an art gallery.
10:53And they had three kids, me, my brother, and my sister.
10:55The other day, I asked my mom how it felt
10:58being with someone for basically her whole adult life.
11:02She said it felt long.
11:04And great sometimes, of course,
11:06but it's not going to always be great for 40 years.
11:09She said sometimes it was just good okay.
11:13So I don't know.
11:14Maybe that's the real goal, being good okay.
11:17Are you all right?
11:20Yeah.
11:22I'm fine.
11:24It's just...
11:25that's my story.
11:28That's the story I want.
11:32You know, even while you were talking,
11:33I was doing the math in my head, like,
11:36if I got married tomorrow,
11:37I would be 73 on my 40th anniversary,
11:39which is still doable,
11:40but I'm not going to get married tomorrow, right?
11:42So, really, 74 would be the earliest
11:44I could have the 40th anniversary.
11:46And I don't know.
11:47I just don't want to go to a party when I'm 74.
11:50Get all dressed up.
11:52So soon it's going to be too late
11:54to get to have been married for 40 years.
11:56Unless I fucking move.
11:58Sorry, I do not know why I told you all that.
12:05No, no, I...
12:06I get it.
12:07That's...
12:08That's a story I want, too.
12:13One second.
12:14Brandon Rafferty.
12:36Brandon Rafferty.
12:38Remember we thought he looked like tall Bilbo Baggins that one time?
12:41Yes.
12:42We were quite high.
12:44Yeah.
12:44I dated him for, like, a second.
12:47Uh-huh.
12:47I think we had sex twice.
12:50Ooh, remember?
12:50He was the one who every time he thrusted,
12:52I heard a little fart sound.
12:53Uh-huh.
12:53And I thought it was the bed, but it was him.
12:55Like, each and every thrust.
12:57A fart.
12:57Oh, yeah.
13:00Terrible.
13:00He's dead.
13:01Yeah.
13:02Oh!
13:03His last Instagram is a photo of a dog.
13:06Ooh!
13:07We should re-watch Clifford.
13:08Yes.
13:09Yeah.
13:12Random.
13:12Looks like the funeral is Saturday.
13:30How do you die?
13:31Can't find any info.
13:33You know, people are always stingy with those details.
13:35Can't believe this happened.
13:37Um, what happened?
13:38We lost a bright light.
13:40To what?
13:41Did we lose him?
13:41I'm sure it was some rare, weird, sad disease,
13:44but until I hear, I'm fully going to assume he was shot.
13:46I mean, yeah, I hadn't seen Brandon in almost 15 years,
13:49and we only slept together three times.
13:51About two times.
13:52I remembered a time.
13:53Oh.
13:53But still.
13:55It's sad.
13:57My ex-boyfriend died.
14:01How am I?
14:02Well, my ex-boyfriend died.
14:05You know what?
14:06I'm going to go.
14:09I am going to go to Brandon's funeral.
14:10You sure that's a good idea?
14:12You barely knew the guy.
14:13Yeah, exactly.
14:14And why?
14:15Because I didn't give him a chance.
14:17He was a really good person.
14:19You used to call him Farty Scorsese.
14:21Okay, well, you are making my case for me.
14:24Maybe I've been too tough on the people I've been with.
14:27Maybe instead of that thing,
14:30I should have been looking for more good okay.
14:33That sounds like something you heard when I wasn't with you.
14:35New client who's throwing his parents' anniversary party.
14:37I know, my girl.
14:39You think you were too harsh on Brandon,
14:40so you're going to his funeral to somehow make amends.
14:43Yes.
14:43I mean, what I've been doing obviously hasn't been working.
14:47This could be a new start.
14:48The beginning of me making a change.
14:50A funeral is your new start.
14:52I am burying the old judgmental me.
14:54As well as a literal man.
14:55And also a man I used to know.
14:57Yes.
14:58Okay.
14:58Okay.
14:59Here we go.
15:01Love your tights, honestly.
15:02Do you think they're too sexy, though?
15:04I think they're perfectly sexy.
15:05Just the right amount?
15:06Do you think gray is funereal enough?
15:09Yeah, I think it's got somber vibes.
15:11Yeah.
15:12Yeah, somber.
15:12It's like black adjacent next to black.
15:15Yeah.
15:16Whoa.
15:18Ugh.
15:21Brandon.
15:25I've got to find out how he died.
15:27Someone here knows.
15:30That guy.
15:31He's sitting on the whole story.
15:33Wait.
15:42Wait.
15:43I remember all these pictures.
15:46I'm basically in all of these dead man's pictures.
15:49You sure are.
15:51Look.
15:51Those are all of him and me.
15:53But that one.
15:54That one is just me.
15:57I had no idea it was so important to him.
15:59I don't even remember when that photo was taken.
16:02Oh, wait.
16:03No.
16:03Yes, I do.
16:04I was excited because I'd just seen Horatio Sands in line at Walgreens.
16:08I remember when that happened.
16:09Yeah.
16:11So sorry for your loss.
16:16Do you know if gun violence played a role in this tragedy today?
16:19Excuse me?
16:20Really?
16:20We're so glad you could make it.
16:24Brandon would be so comforted knowing you're here.
16:30Well, of course.
16:31I'm not missing this thing.
16:34Actually, I had something else today.
16:35Something important.
16:37But I was like, no.
16:39I'm doing this.
16:42It doesn't even matter what it was.
16:45Okay, I was going to speak to some senators about a bill I'm passionate about.
16:49But I decided not to go.
16:51I am so sorry for your loss.
16:54Mr. and Mrs. Rafferty, hi.
16:55I'm so sorry.
16:56I also went to college with Brandon.
16:59Oh, okay.
17:00My name's AJ.
17:01We had three classes together.
17:03We were also in a study group.
17:05AJ, huh?
17:06I think you knew a few of those back in school.
17:08Oh, no.
17:09Just me.
17:10There weren't other AJs.
17:12Oh.
17:12Me.
17:15They're upset.
17:16It's okay.
17:17Danielle.
17:19Ruby did come after all.
17:22Whoa.
17:23Ruby, this is Danielle, Brandon's girlfriend.
17:27Hi, Danielle.
17:29We have the same hair.
17:33I am so sorry for your loss.
17:37Danielle, let's go sit.
17:42Ruby, come when you're ready.
17:45We saved you a seat in the front.
17:48Oh, wow.
17:51I will.
17:52So sweet of them didn't have to do that.
17:54Yeah, totally.
17:55I'll just fuck off in the back.
17:56But yes, that was sweet.
17:57Okay.
17:57Okay.
17:57Okay.
17:57Okay.
17:57Okay.
17:57Okay.
17:58Okay.
17:58Okay.
17:58Okay.
17:58Okay.
17:59Okay.
17:59Okay.
17:59Okay.
18:00Okay.
18:00Okay.
18:00Okay.
18:01Okay.
18:01Okay.
18:01Okay.
18:02Okay.
18:02Okay.
18:03Okay.
18:04Okay.
18:04Okay.
18:05Okay.
18:06Hey, Brandon.
18:20It's me.
18:23Ruby.
18:24I'm sorry that whatever happened to you happened.
18:30And I'm sorry I wasn't kinder to you.
18:35My therapist has actually been telling me I should look at my past more.
18:40So, yeah.
18:41This all sort of happened at a good time.
18:46Yeah.
18:49I met Danielle.
18:51She seems cool.
18:54Ish.
18:54I'm not seeing anyone right now.
18:57I mean, look, it's not that I don't want to be, it's just, yeah, I don't know.
19:05I'm just kind of in a weird place.
19:07It has been tough out there dating, and I am wondering, am I looking for something that
19:13even exists, or is it just an idea?
19:16Yeah.
19:17Like, you know, am I too quick to give up, or?
19:20Ruby.
19:21Hey.
19:22Jeffrey?
19:23Oh, my God.
19:24Hi.
19:25Hi.
19:26Hi.
19:27Hi.
19:28Oh, my God.
19:29It has been forever.
19:30What are you doing here?
19:32Oh.
19:33Gina.
19:34Oh.
19:35Right.
19:36Right.
19:37Right.
19:38Right.
19:39You guys were...
19:40You guys were close.
19:41Right.
19:42So, what have you been up to?
19:47Oh, my God, do you know what memory just blasted into my brain?
19:51A bunch of us were in my dorm room, we had just done shrooms, we ate them with, like, Skittles,
19:56and then you were just like, braid my hair, and I was like, now fucking braid your hair.
20:01Ruby.
20:02Oh.
20:03It's okay.
20:04I just kind of want to have a moment with Brandon.
20:06Totally.
20:07Totally.
20:08Thanks.
20:09Of course.
20:10Yeah.
20:11Just have a moment.
20:12Sorry.
20:13Amen.
20:14I finally made it to Nepal.
20:15It was nice.
20:16Ruby.
20:17Ruby.
20:18Do you remember Carrie Friedman?
20:19She lived in Barrows with us.
20:20We were, like, friends.
20:21Yeah.
20:22I just ran into her in the bathroom, and she goes like this.
20:38Nothing.
20:39No idea who I was.
20:40So I go up to her, and I say, hi.
20:41And she's all confused, and goes, did you look different in college?
20:46Do you?
20:47Even?
20:48I was like, no.
20:49I look exactly the same.
20:51Excuse me.
20:52Ruby, we're headed to the wake, and we'd love for you to drive with us.
20:55Oh.
20:56Oh.
20:57Wow.
20:58Yes, you must.
20:59If only Brandon could see you driving with us in the family car to his wake.
21:03You'd get that big, dopey grin of his.
21:06I don't know.
21:07I'm not sure.
21:08I...
21:09No, you go ahead.
21:10I'll get a ride with Carrie Friedman.
21:13You should...
21:15Shotgun.
21:16Unless that's the worst word to use today.
21:21What's his name?
21:32Her name is Ruby.
21:38Her name tag says, Hot Sauce.
21:42She was Brandon's dog.
21:45She's cute.
21:46No, she thinks she is, but she isn't.
21:54Maybe some tunes?
21:56Oh.
21:57Sure.
22:06The Mississippi Delta was shining like a national guitar.
22:12I am following the river down the highway through the cradle of the Civil War.
22:22I'm going to Graceland, Graceland, Memphis, Tennessee, I'm going to Graceland.
22:31Poor boys and pilgrims with families, and we are going to Graceland.
22:39My traveling companion is nine years old.
22:42He's the child of my first marriage.
22:46And I reason to believe we both will be received in Graceland.
22:51She comes back to tell me she's going home.
22:58As if I didn't know that, as if I didn't know my old man.
23:05As if I never noticed the way she brushed her hair from home.
23:11She said losing love is like a window in your heart.
23:21Everybody sees you're blown apart.
23:26Everybody sees the wind blow.
23:30I'm going to Graceland.
23:32You have a lot of nerve.
23:44Danielle.
23:45Hi.
23:46Who do you think you are showing up here after how horribly you treated Brandon?
23:49What are you talking about?
23:51You took his virginity, and then you dumped him.
23:55He was devastated he never got over that.
23:58Brandon was a virgin?
24:00I had no idea.
24:02Please.
24:03I don't really remember.
24:06At all.
24:07No recollection.
24:08Okay, I went home to Michigan with you for winter break freshman year.
24:12I ate cheese tarts with your parents and like a sad aunt.
24:15Did you look different back then?
24:18No, Hannah.
24:19I looked like this.
24:20Picture this.
24:21Trying to watch Despicable Me while your parents get fully divorced.
24:26I'm sorry.
24:27I've got to go.
24:28Hey, Hannah.
24:29Hey, Ruby.
24:30Brandon was a virgin.
24:32I was his first.
24:33Oh, my God.
24:34That explains why you were so important to him.
24:36I wasn't just important.
24:37I was the most important, and I made fun of him.
24:40I'm awful.
24:42Hey, come on.
24:43You didn't know.
24:44And it's not like he ever knew.
24:46Yeah.
24:47Yeah.
24:48Yeah.
24:49Hey.
24:50How you holding up?
24:52It's been tough.
24:54The toughest.
24:55Hey, Jeffrey.
24:57It's me, AJ.
24:58We went to college together, and I looked exactly like this when we did.
25:01I remember.
25:02Hey, AJ.
25:04Hey.
25:05Hi.
25:06Did you have to end up leaving school early because of the whole Pell Grant scandal thing?
25:17Brandon would've hated this.
25:18All the attention.
25:19Totally.
25:20Do you remember how red he used to get when he'd get embarrassed?
25:21Oh, he'd get so red.
25:22He looked like a frustrated baby.
25:23Like, baby, don't cry.
25:24Baby, don't cry.
25:25Yeah.
25:26Yeah.
25:27Yeah.
25:28Man.
25:29I think I've had as much as I can take for today.
25:33I'm gonna get out of here.
25:34I think I am, too.
25:35Oh.
25:36You wanna share an Uber?
25:37Yeah.
25:38That sounds great.
25:39I'll just...
25:40Do you wanna pack this up?
25:41I think I can just leave it.
25:43Actually, maybe if there's a few napkins.
25:44No, no, no, no, no, no.
25:45I remember it perfectly.
25:46It was your idea to steal a bunch of cafeteria trays and use them to go sledding.
25:47Yup.
25:48This tracks go on.
25:49So Brandon and I decide we're gonna share a tray, you know, like, two or three or three
25:50and a half.
25:51Yeah.
25:52I think I've had as much as I can take for today.
25:53I think I've had as much as I can take for today.
25:54I'm gonna get out of here.
25:55I think I am, too.
25:56I think I am, too.
25:57You wanna share an Uber?
25:58Yeah, that sounds great.
25:59I'll just...
26:00Do you wanna pack this up?
26:01I think I can just leave it.
26:02Actually, maybe if there's a few napkins.
26:03I remember it perfectly.
26:04It was your idea to steal a bunch of cafeteria trays and use them to go sledding.
26:08Yup.
26:09This tracks go on.
26:10So Brandon and I decide we're gonna share a tray, you know, like two idiots.
26:14I sit on his lap.
26:16We go down the hill.
26:17He loses his grip.
26:19He had the worst grip.
26:21We crash into a tree.
26:22My nose slams into the side of Brandon's head.
26:24I still have the dent.
26:25Feel this.
26:29A tiny little half pipe.
26:31Do you remember what happened later that night?
26:39What?
26:40You and me?
26:42Yeah, I remember.
26:44There's very little I remember about college, but...
26:48I do remember that.
26:50Hmm.
26:57What?
26:58Oh, God, what?
26:59What are you doing?
27:00Sorry.
27:01I thought we were happy.
27:02Unbelievable.
27:03You haven't changed at all.
27:05What are you talking about?
27:06You slept with me and it broke Brandon's heart.
27:08Brandon and I were already broken up when you and I hooked up.
27:10Yeah, but he was still devastated and it really fucked up our friendship, dude.
27:14Even though I told him that I've never regretted anything more.
27:17Okay, all right.
27:18And it was you who seduced me, by the way.
27:19Okay.
27:20I guess I was the one who brought the shard left of a baby blanket to college and made me feel how soft it was to use as foreplay.
27:27Do not talk about my baby blanket.
27:29You know what?
27:30I'm not doing this.
27:31You already ruined Brandon's life.
27:32I'm not gonna let you ruin today for him, too.
27:34Pull over.
27:35Wait.
27:36Jeffrey, you're seriously getting out of the...
27:37Yeah, seriously getting out of the car.
27:39Unreal.
27:40Fine.
27:41Get out.
27:42Go.
27:43Brandon didn't deserve you and that is not a compliment.
27:45What?
27:46Oh, nice.
27:47Real mature asshole!
27:50I...
27:51I don't...
27:52Shh, shh, shh.
27:53It's okay.
27:54Maybe don't talk for a while.
27:56This is...
27:57a lot.
27:58Ugh, no.
27:59It's the worst time for the clog dropper to strike.
28:03Maybe find a better moment for your daily drop of a single clog.
28:10Okay, maybe don't talk for a while.
28:13This is a lot.
28:16Ugh, no.
28:17The worst time for the clog dropper to strike.
28:19Maybe find a better moment
28:21for your daily drop of a single clog!
28:25I just can't believe I watched someone die.
28:32He only got out of the car because we got in an argument.
28:36I can't imagine.
28:38It's gonna take time to process it all, you know?
28:42Yeah.
28:43I do have questions, but they can wait.
28:48Like, when you say the body explode,
28:50it can wait.
28:52It can wait.
28:53This is so tragic.
28:56Also, and I recognize this as a sharp pivot
29:00to my own situation.
29:01No, I love a sharp pivot.
29:02But two dead exes.
29:05Two of them.
29:06That is fucked.
29:10Two of my ex-boyfriends died.
29:13How am I?
29:15Well, two of my exes are dead, so...
29:18Look, it is a coincidence.
29:20That's all.
29:22It is a horrible coincidence.
29:25Yeah.
29:26I'm also really unsure if this is the right time or not,
29:27but what's with the dog?
29:29Oh, Ruby hot sauce.
29:31I had to go back for her since Danielle is the worst.
29:34Brandon's parents love the idea.
29:36Said it's what he probably would have wanted.
29:38And you're gonna take care of her?
29:42We're gonna take care of each other.
29:46No, yeah, I'm hoping you'll help out a lot.
29:48Yeah, okay.
29:49You know what?
29:50We're doing the good stuff tonight.
29:51The 1983 port.
29:52I know.
29:53We were saving it for when one of us gets engaged
29:54or finally gets invited on a yacht,
29:55but you saw a man die today,
29:56so it's going in our bodies.
29:57I know we were saving it for when one of us gets engaged
29:59or finally gets invited on a yacht,
30:00but you saw a man die today,
30:01so it's going in our bodies.
30:02I know we were saving it for when one of us gets engaged
30:04or finally gets invited on a yacht,
30:06but you saw a man die today,
30:08so it's going in our bodies.
30:16This one.
30:18This is the song that plays when I drive over a bridge
30:21in a convertible.
30:22Mmm, that's a good one.
30:24Right there.
30:25This is when I let my scarf go.
30:28This is the song that plays when I quit.
30:31I clear all the drinks off the bar
30:33with my forearm,
30:34and then this kicks in.
30:35It's this,
30:37and then it's this.
30:39I can't believe both Brandon and Jeffrey are gone.
30:47Yeah, you've had a couple of days.
30:49I hadn't thought of either of those guys in so long.
30:54And if Brandon hadn't died,
30:56I wouldn't have known how much I meant to either of them.
30:59Ooh.
31:01This one is a song that plays
31:03when I discover new information.
31:05Mm-hmm.
31:06Something big has just been dropped on me.
31:07My husband has been cheating.
31:09My twin daughters have a special power I didn't know about.
31:15I love that.
31:17I was Brandon's first.
31:20I held a special place in his heart
31:22until the day he died,
31:23and I just tossed him aside like trash.
31:27Ugh.
31:28I have been too tough on the people I've been with.
31:30Can you imagine still being a virgin?
31:33The worst.
31:34Remember David.
31:36Brrr.
31:37You guys were so cute.
31:38He was real sweet.
31:39Aw, yeah.
31:40You know, I can't even remember why I dumped him.
31:43The first guy I ever slept with.
31:46God, I haven't talked to him in forever.
31:49You know, I think I still have an old landline number for him.
31:55Yeah, is this a good idea?
31:59David, it's me.
32:03Sure.
32:04Just thought I'd turn back time and see how you're doing.
32:09Give me a call.
32:11The fuck are you doing?
32:13Oh, you'll know it's me.
32:14It's this bit we used to do.
32:15He loved this.
32:17David, it's me.
32:19Sean Connery.
32:20I think you should stop.
32:21Call me back, you little leprechaun.
32:23Okay, no, no, no.
32:24Now I'm literally just begging you.
32:25David, it's me, the cookie monster.
32:30Do you like cookies?
32:32I like cookies.
32:33Call me!
32:34Hello?
32:35Oh, David!
32:36Hi!
32:39Oh.
32:42Okay.
32:44All right, I'm...
32:46Okay, bye.
32:49He didn't remember the bit.
32:51That wasn't David.
32:52It was his brother.
32:58David's dead.
33:00What?
33:01What?
33:02If two was a coincidence, what's three?
33:06A pattern.
33:09Ooh, drinky.
33:16Is that a dog?
33:17Toe.
33:22Doe.
33:23Doe.
33:24투.
33:25Doe.
33:26Doe.
33:27Doe.
33:28Dancing.
33:30Very close.
33:31Doe.
33:32Does.
33:33Doe.
33:34Doe.
33:36Doe.
33:38Doe.
33:39Doe.
33:40Doe.
33:41Doe.
33:43I think that's great.
34:13That's a good idea.
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