Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 07
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00:00I might do a little set at your birthday party.
00:03Good evening, everybody, and welcome to your birthday party.
00:07No.
00:08There's something not right with this.
00:10I don't like the squeaks.
00:14It's just because the microphone goes near the speaker.
00:19Shit!
00:20Oh, you've shit me up there.
00:22It's because you've turned it down, you dickhead.
00:24Yeah, well, I don't want to burst me out.
00:26Save it for the party.
00:30Yes!
00:33Ooh, happy days.
00:35Oh, Daniella, I like this.
00:36He's gone and done and did it.
00:37I don't trust him because he's teetotal.
00:39Oh, no, no.
00:40Cryptic that in there. Convoluted that.
00:43Oh, no, no.
00:45What a waste of a muffin.
00:47Boo!
00:48What's that?
00:50Unacceptable!
00:51Yeah!
00:52What the hell?
00:54Is that it?
00:55There's not much evidence of man-boob, is Samara?
00:58It's a tough day to be a fish.
00:59Oh!
01:00Oh, no.
01:01Oh, he's a badger.
01:02He is, he's a badger.
01:03Oh, man, he's got one in and one out.
01:06It's the kind of trash I adore.
01:08Was that good for you or was it was for me?
01:11In the week Liam Gallagher became a granddad, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:18Posh Spice had got her own show on Netflix.
01:21Why do you like the Spice Girls so much?
01:23Because they're so cool and they're so fun and it's all about girl power.
01:27What actually was girl power?
01:29We don't know, boss.
01:30We're not meant to know.
01:31Yeah.
01:32It's ethereal, isn't it?
01:33Ethereal.
01:34Yeah.
01:35I think you just get empowered girls to kick guys in the nuts a bit more.
01:40I remember my time at school, I got nut shotted a lot by girls and then they just went girl power and did like that.
01:48Yeah.
01:49Leaving you in a heap, wondering whatever girl power was.
01:52Yeah.
01:53It hurt.
01:54Are you sure the sign was that and not that?
01:58It might have been that, yeah.
02:01Blue Nights was packing a punch on BBC One.
02:04I've never really had anybody close to me dying before.
02:08I did think about it for a while after that, like how someone can be there and then just not be.
02:17That's what one notices when people die, haven't you noticed that?
02:20What?
02:21One minute they're there and the next they're not.
02:25It's a bit like you when you go to London.
02:28I look at that chair and one minute you're there and the next you're in London.
02:32And Northampton's finest wrap the wheel on Channel 5.
02:36Risk, medium, currently due to speed.
02:401, 1, 5.
02:42Traffic remains light.
02:44I go into, like, lower the driver mode when I see police if they're behind me.
02:49Like, hands are ten and two, passing the wheel between both hands.
02:54Mirror, signal, manoeuvre.
03:00Not eating a Greg's pasta and driving with one hand.
03:03In Manchester...
03:04I might get you another colour of these for your birthday if you're not going to come up with ideas.
03:17I am thinking about things.
03:18It's an SV248, which is an off-axis guider that I haven't got that would be nice.
03:22Right, you're getting some links.
03:23Alison, her husband, George, and her daughter, Helena.
03:27What was it?
03:28You're going to get an off?
03:29S Club 7 album.
03:31It's an off-axis guider.
03:33What's that?
03:35Well, you screw it...
03:36I've said something wrong here.
03:38Why did you do that?
03:39I don't know.
03:40You've enabled him.
03:41You screw it with an appropriate adapter, taking account of your backfold.
03:44Quick, shut it down, Mum.
03:45Is it something to stick on your telescope?
03:48Yes.
03:49There we go.
03:50Why didn't you just say that?
03:52He likes an opportunity.
03:53No, it doesn't explain what it is.
03:54He wants an extender for his telescope.
03:55I think most men want that.
03:57No, it means you can attach...
03:59This week, it was eyes down for the latest instalment from Brand Beckham on Netflix.
04:05Okay.
04:07So excited for this.
04:08No, no, I'm beyond excited.
04:10The thing about Victoria Beckham is that you look at her, you stare and you stare and you can't find anything wrong with her.
04:17Have you noticed that, Nutty?
04:18And she does clothing and she does makeup.
04:21Yes, yes.
04:22I've got an eyeliner.
04:23Oh, how beautiful!
04:25I think it's green.
04:26I don't know why I chose green.
04:28Victoria Beckham, the posh spice of the Spice Girls.
04:31One of the top-selling female pop groups in history.
04:34Posh were my favourite Spice Girls.
04:36She was.
04:37You always wanted to be her.
04:38Always wanted to be her.
04:39I couldn't be further from her.
04:41Exactly.
04:43She was easy on the eye, but not so easy on the ears.
04:51Fish the date, Victoria.
04:52Come on.
04:53If you actually think about it right, really, in the normal world, they'd be called Vicky and Dave, wouldn't they?
04:58Vicky and Dave.
05:01He's a plasterer.
05:02She's a nail tech.
05:03She obviously couldn't.
05:06Who's that little old man?
05:08I think you just started.
05:11This is David.
05:12I'm trying to work out a milkshake here.
05:13What?
05:14Let's look normal, David.
05:15We'll use a blender.
05:17When you don't want to listen to me, you just have.
05:20When you don't want to listen to me.
05:21What?
05:22God, I love him so much as well.
05:24Oh, grow up.
05:26He's too young for you.
05:29That's what you think.
05:31Right, I've got to get to work.
05:32Love you.
05:33OK, love you.
05:34He's got to get to work.
05:35What does he do?
05:36Is he doing the football still?
05:37Do you know what?
05:38I don't know whether I like that kitchen.
05:41It's about me.
05:42Why?
05:43Big Doc.
05:47Hi, good morning.
05:48How are you?
05:49How many people she's got working for her?
05:50Goodness me.
05:51There's loads of people in there.
05:52Wow.
05:54Did you have a good weekend?
05:55Relaxing?
05:56Did you have a good weekend, employee?
05:58Yes.
06:00Employee number 452.
06:01These aren't mine, are they?
06:02These ones are yours.
06:03Amazing.
06:04Yes, this is your studio, Victoria.
06:06I mean, is she designing these or has she got someone in to do it?
06:10She does so much that she can't remember everything.
06:13Absolutely gorgeous.
06:17So much better on the cut there.
06:18Fucking Harry Hill.
06:21It's like a dog when it's had an operation.
06:24Stop licking your stitches.
06:26Well, I see one of them in the outlet.
06:29You said it'd go nice with my boots with the pink laces.
06:33So nice.
06:34Yeah, so amazing.
06:35Zip it right up.
06:36Right up.
06:37Yay!
06:38Fantastic!
06:39The shoulder looks great.
06:40The collar's nice and strong.
06:41Oh, yeah.
06:42Absolutely stunning.
06:43Really brings out your eyes.
06:44I can see myself in a laundis with this up.
06:45Put the money in the bag.
06:46We've been married for 25 years.
06:47Is that their house?
06:48Fucking can't be.
06:49How many different kitchens have they got, for God's sake?
06:56Can't go to the palace with just one earring in.
06:57She can't go to the palace with just one earring in.
06:59She can't go to the palace with just one earring in.
07:00She can't go to the palace with just one earring in.
07:01She can't go to the palace with just one earring.
07:02Pick that up.
07:03Do you want a whisper?
07:04Do you want a whisper?
07:05A little whisper?
07:06That's quite cute.
07:07A little whisper?
07:08A little whisper?
07:09That's quite cute.
07:10David Beckham is cracking out the dad jokes in this.
07:11I'm here for it.
07:12What is the matter?
07:13Are you going to cheer up a bit, or what?
07:14They're a bit dull, aren't they?
07:15You're being a bit dull.
07:16They're being a bit dull.
07:17I haven't touched chocolate since the 90s.
07:18It's not going to start now.
07:19Not touched chocolate since the 90s?
07:20I'm not going to start now.
07:21Not touched chocolate since the 90s?
07:22I haven't touched chocolate since nine o'clock this morning.
07:34It's been about half an hour for me.
07:36You're gorgeous.
07:37You look lovely.
07:39Obviously a little photo shoot before they go to the palace.
07:43I've looked miserable.
07:45We've got time for this story.
07:46I've looked miserable for all of the people.
07:49Look at all of the glasses.
07:50for this story i've lost miserable for all these years away we go everybody says she looks miserable
07:54you do love i hate to say it but you do it's because when we stand on the red carpet
07:59this guy has always gone on the left right okay now i didn't realize that when i smile which i do
08:06when when do you i smile from the left because if i smile from the right i look unwell we have
08:13the same side and we always argue and you always get the better of me and then i just have to think
08:19well i'll just have to accept that i'm going to look a dog in this picture then you look a dog
08:23either way okay so consequently i'm smiling he's had enough i think david's like this is a load of
08:29bollocks i'm not listening to it i'll go get the car running see you later bye all right
08:40still don't feel like i know victoria beckham no i don't think victoria beckham knows victoria
08:45beckham mike's is still on you fucking little dick in there showing me up like that walking off
08:51while i'm trying to say that i do smile when i don't smile fucking making me look a twat
08:57plays myself yeah well when we get home tonight you're in the fucking spare room and we're playing
09:02happy families while we're at the palace fuck you david
09:05in leeds what the hell is this oh so you found it then what the hell i thought he's such a wet wipe
09:16i thought what has he done sisters ellie and dizzy i absolutely adore and love you tobes kiss kiss kiss
09:25look don't you be getting jealous just because net don't send you nice meaningful cards i'm gonna
09:33take a picture of this and send it to nat nat'll shudder i honestly think that you and toby you what
09:40how long have you been together a year that i think that you two have got more pictures together than me
09:45and that have got throughout our entire relationship on sunday night there were more experts perusing
09:51people's treasures on bbc one mommy got loads of dolls some of them might be worth some yeah that
09:58might be a thing hmm if you see them missing don't ask me no questions i tell you why i like antiques
10:05roadshow everyone's quite civilized on it and polite and you know there's no question there won't be
10:14gangs of swearing skinheads yeah you you obsessed with skinheads nothing but it's they were a phenomenon
10:20of the 1970s one the 70s were about 40 years ago i know but there won't be yobs or hell's angels
10:29skinheads what else what other yobs are that really fun day out this would be wouldn't it i just collect
10:39fridge magnets and i can't see me ever being able to take them on antiques roadshow when you came to my
10:44table and you said you had a coin collection right up my street coins oh what kind of coins is that
10:51see i've got coins upstairs we need to go through that stash man i thought oh dear she hasn't read
10:55the blurb that we don't have a coin specialist or a stamp specialist oh i didn't know that well slap
11:02my ass and call me jill a single coin collection can take a day to go through so we don't normally look
11:07at coins unfortunately don't you remember ellie when i found that dateless 20p when all them 20ps got
11:12issued wrong with no day on and i sold it for 70 quid why didn't you keep it young wanted the money
11:19tell me what you know about your coin collection they look a bit boring yeah well i went up into the loft
11:24and i opened up this blue ice cream box and found these always in the loft in it it's always something
11:30in the loft you know when i go in our loft there's a christmas tree wrapped up with a bin bag up there
11:34that's what we've got she's got a coin collection i can see that there are two with queen victoria's
11:39head on oh wow queen vicar dated in the 1800s and then the rest all seem to be the sort of
11:46after queen victoria oh so they're from years ago george edward all that well they were authentic
11:52well let's see well i can tell you in in two sweet words exactly what this is thank you for your time
12:02this is gold bullion gold bullion that's what gold is as if she's found gold bullion in her loft she
12:09is quid in oh she's got a good i'm shocked face hasn't she these are gold sovereigns you've got 21
12:18gold sufferings and two half sufferings oh my goodness they're worth a fortune the sovereigns i've
12:24got four sufferings upstairs in theory they are legal tender you could spend it sick i'm in a coin
12:30star machine yeah now something that's important is the dating on them because some of the earlier
12:36ones can fetch more for their collectible value so come on of course i go how much is it worth do you
12:43have any idea of their value none absolutely none no no it wasn't me i didn't put them there these a year
12:50ago we're making adoption 400 pounds each now they're 550 each wow eight you see 550 pounds each
13:02that's why you mustn't throw away man's things in the attic you hear that yeah so she's adding up now
13:08in the red your collection here is worth the best part of 10 to 15 000 pounds wow 15 000 pounds this is
13:19what antiques roadshow is all about whoa you can't even say wow right her flabbers have been
13:28gasted yeah i've got coins in here but i can't find the fucking key i need to find the key easy guess
13:38how much that dateless 20p would have been worth now if you'd hung on to it oh i don't know 500 quid
13:46how much did you get for it at time 70 quid and how long ago that oh 15 years ago right so now
13:53they're going for 10k on ebay oh get lost that was my antiques roadshow moment and you've sold it for 70
14:04quid for fags and booze
14:14in surrey this weekend jane yes i was with my the dwarf sports association what are you doing and we
14:24played bottier 104 players oh my god jane i cleaned up simon and his sister jane simon i got look at it
14:34what are you gonna i got were you on a roll or something oh jane i couldn't i think i played 20
14:41games in all and won 19 of them there's only one in the rounds i kind of lost a little bit were people
14:47booing you at the end bronze for the teams that's okay what do you mean booing me like it was getting
14:54boring and the winner is simon minty and the winner is simon minty were they not like you know me i'm a
15:00humble person oh god on sunday night the hollywood actress was doing some culinary soul searching on
15:08bbc too i never understand people going to spain and they want to roast dinner well they're out there
15:15steve i went to university in madrid for three months did you that's a long time i mean i put on
15:21my cv i went to university in madrid i did three month language course and i immediately said university
15:26in madrid on my cv well you would i could i should i would i did i'm evil longoria oh i know where eva
15:35longoria i used to love desperate housewives and i'm exploring spain and it's 17 regions
15:43i didn't know 17 no i have been to a few places in spain i can never remember what they call them
15:50but i've not been there somebody says an area where i've been there no i don't think i've been
15:56there no you went with me oh did i oh yeah oh look at her look at her in her jeans would you ever look
16:08like that searching for twain spain you idiot give me a paella and some rioja and i'm a happy bunny
16:26potato buffers is nice hola hola you all right javier stevez opened la tasqueria with a mission what is
16:36that to transform one of madrid's oldest culinary traditions into high-end cuisine right see anything
16:44made with tweezers you just know you're gonna leave and want a cheeseburger afterwards that's true i heard
16:50madrid don't have a beach or nothing no point going madrid has a long history of eating awful awful oh
16:58oh we've got a bit of awful the usually discarded parts of the animals oh yeah rather you than me evil
17:04love they're discarded for a reason why we eat them this i'm a little nervous about what is this we are
17:11talking about testicles oh i'm out sorry this dish is the mollocks you need to try okay please sure
17:23can you ask the bitches for testicles
17:27because i haven't seen it laid out before when we think in this recipe something like a pizza okay
17:32she doesn't look convinced no a testicle pizza you have the content cheese and
17:40from the right on my top that's nice little pizza everything tastes nice on pizza apart from pineapple
17:50oh my god there's no turning back oh she could have at least bitten it in half trees i wouldn't want to
17:58do straight down the hatch
18:02hold on hold on
18:10oh no she's still chewing
18:12it does taste like sausage it tastes like sausage that's a bit further up
18:24that's the next cult seeing javi's artistry up close in the kitchen has been eye-opening i really
18:31don't know what to expect and in the restaurant he's taking it to another level what's he got what's
18:37this now oh no no no no no no no that's what your head would look like if it had been in the deep
18:45right the baby big head no oh i don't think i'd want that oh have you seen the film babe i think
18:51bubble's a bit worried head's gonna get fried it has the ears and everything do you knife and fork it
18:58or what surely you don't eat it like a burger oh i don't know just cut us a bit of the air yeah
19:05that'll do me yeah i'm actually quite full off the wall i don't even know is it fork is it a knife
19:12is it your hand that makes it less sinister putting on black gloves yeah okay okay oh oh look at that
19:22oh it's back we feel sick and then we open in the mouth and then you find different parts oh oh
19:28he's ripped it sure enough why do you like to present it this way because we want to respect
19:34the animal oh really just dissecting it in front of somebody's ripping the head off
19:42oh look at the crunch on that it's like crispy crackling that best bit of paw this is truly unique
19:49and i'm so happy i got to experience it thank you thank you so much what's a blessing for me thank
19:54you i can't imagine what they're having for pudding i don't airy pie don't ever take me to a restaurant
20:00like that no chance do you know i fancy now for watching this packet of park scratchings no turns
20:05you off food does it sorry just ask her there is this she's enjoying herself right now in the sunshine
20:15what quiet there's no shade oh that's so rude sarah and her husband andre but i'm also happy that she
20:25ain't here because she ain't turning up the heating that's another thing andre the house is too cold
20:32though i can't blame her for doing that no one ain't touching that firmist oh come on and that's why i
20:37locked it so we gotta put on our jumpers our socks our thermal underwear everything look you've got
20:43like you've got like see this blanket put this on electric blanket too you're just stingy everyone's
20:49got an electric blanket it's coming up to christmas don't be a scrooge i'm gonna buy your new electric
20:53blanket on monday night there were more cops in cars catching criminals on channel five don't you remember
21:00when janet got stopped for driving it right lane and she got a right bollock in yeah i've been scared to
21:06driving right lane since that me too i think about that incident every time i drive in the right lane
21:11the most i go is about 45 50 and that's bad enough i went down portabella street the other day
21:17and i got cramp in my foot i couldn't give me foot and i went over a speed bump
21:21all my shopping off went all over
21:26it's a miracle margaret's never been pulled by police she's the only person i know that has to open
21:32the driver door to reverse to see better
21:37let's catch some perps interceptors sandra payne and chris lock are responding to a grade one
21:43emergency okay let's strap it we've got reports of a single vehicle rtc road traffic collision
21:49it's driven into center of a roundabout oh no drunk or drugs who put that roundabout there
21:55ray once did that when it was foggy what you know the opel road where the roundabout is it was thick
22:03fog and he ended up on the roundabout he went through he went through two fans he was lucky the
22:09next day we went to have a look you could see his tire track eyewitnesses at the scene are speaking to
22:15the driver the mail was slurring his words asking don't call the police can you give me a lift
22:20no police today please i'm innocent but don't call the police i know we're making a joke of it
22:28and a bit of a joke but that is serious yeah it is he has a bruised forehead two bruises above each
22:34eye damn he had his top off oh he had his top off can you imagine driving topless we'd get arrested
22:42just for that yeah indecent exposure the driver has plowed into a roundabout and embedded his car
22:49in the undergrowth holy look at that look he's all right look at how mashed up it is all airbags have
22:56come out the interceptor's priority is finding the driver who could have critical injuries he's going
23:02to be easy to spot semi-naked they'll be able to recognize him because he's got a big bump on his
23:06head and no shirt on just didn't have to get you right there oh that'll be him there then oh look
23:14is that him down there mary is it a guy with no shirt on hello fella you need to stay where you
23:19are buddy he's done everything wrong everything you shouldn't do he's just done it we're a bit
23:24worried about your welfare because you are avenue have i have i you've crashed your car haven't you
23:30all right i'm just not walking with dog where's your dog i want to make sure that you're fit and
23:36well and we need to go through a breath test procedure on the roadside and smell alcohol on
23:40your breath oh he stinks deep breath in and seal your lips around the tube and blow oh what's it
23:47going to go up to no don't block it don't block it you're not blowing into the machine oh he's not
23:53blowing he's not blowing he's pretending listen there's no breath flow going through that tube so you're
23:59blocking it with your tongue i've got asthma so i'm trying to blow no oh shut up oh that old one
24:06that chestnut he's got asthma okay that's my attempt five you understand the concept of blowing i've
24:14heard that phrase before yeah blow i would tickle him i would tickle him and then he would breathe out
24:22what the police officer needs to say is look we've got a rectal one that is every time successful
24:29so you either blow into this or we'll get the rectal one out and he'll blow right listen to me
24:35open your mouth seal your lips around the tube do not block the tube with your tongue
24:39and blow well done sandra god you don't get paid enough to do to do that job mate okay
24:45you're not blowing he's not blowing he's still doing it this police officer's got the patience of
24:57an absolute saint and she look you shirtless do it properly on the ninth breathtakingly bad attempt
25:03they're calling it he's arrested for failing to provide well that serves them right well they
25:09normally do it after three not nine i'm pretty cold can i have a jumper please i'm afraid we don't
25:15carry spare jumpers we're not a wardrobe company don't worry yeah we've got um we've got a load of
25:22fashion up what do you fancy wearing on the way to the police station what size are you we went to zara
25:27earlier to get something oh do you remember with there was a man who walked around here shirtless
25:31mary bobble hat no no bareback tommy he walked around the village all around around about the
25:41lanes mary with no for years for years come and come rain or shine without a shirt but he did it for
25:48health reasons i think
25:49in the cotswolds i'm darling something that has been really really bothering me for quite a while
26:02since we've lived in this house now what are you about to say we how have we not got a full-length
26:07mirror what do you mean a full-length mirror who needs a full-length mirror you're a man andrew
26:12and his husband alfie when people ask you the question did you look in the mirror before you left
26:16the house i'm not a girl who doesn't well not me clearly okay well people do always say to me why
26:23don't you have any full-length mirrors well i've never had them because i don't use them that's maybe
26:28why my socks always never match anything else time to start okay it's my birthday coming up you
26:34you want me to dress properly for your birthday i know i want a mirror then we can work on that
26:39on friday it was a common complaint that united us on bbc news these crackers have gone soft i did
26:48think they might be when you started buttering them off but i just didn't say oh do you think the news
26:53is getting better in the last few days oh it is surely i think it is getting a bit better that's what
27:01they want you to think now if you've experienced problems using a parking app you're not alone
27:06because three quarters of motorists have i'm one of them i've had enough problems with the parking
27:11now oh i love it i love it when the stories about everyone being annoyed by the same things yes but
27:18now the rac is calling for drivers to have several options and not be forced to pay online i agree i
27:25agree the problem is with this is that nobody accepts or carries cash anymore we're in a cashless
27:30society that's insane other options are cash and no one has that the british parking association says
27:35it's working with providers to make apps easier yeah it's a right nightmare i must have about seven
27:41different parking apps i thought i was just the old man that annoyed me but i'm guessing it's the same
27:47problem for near enough everybody you've parked sometimes a challenge in itself that's true
27:53then comes the life shortening tedium of working out how to pay it is life shortening you're right
27:59it is actually life shortening look at all the information so much stuff to read the problem is
28:06right on these apps it'll have a number there like eight four two five six you put that in on the app
28:11and it goes not recognized that's set up that system to fail yeah because they're robbing
28:18bastards get the cash in i tell you what at least dick turpin wore a mask do you have the right app
28:24do you really have to scan a qr code no you don't there's a scam going around where they put fake
28:30qr code stickers over the real one and it's scammers stealing your money yeah so you stand
28:35baffled and frustrated by technology that's meant to make things easier look at this this is us
28:42margaret's buggered she has to drive home when it's a parking app yeah she can't use them can she
28:46there is some good news on the way oh good news a new initiative called the national parking
28:52platform should allow motorists to use any app in any car park yeah and i think that's a good thing
28:58that's decent climber of hope oh we're so grateful for some cash remains king i think cash is king
29:05it's just easy that's me look i've always got some coins in the car mary and motoring groups are
29:11urging providers to continue to offer a range of ways to pay he can't use that either
29:18he's in his wallet as a supervisor oh he's modern technology i know i mean well i what i was buggered
29:25when they put computers in work i thought oh god here we go in leeds do you want my tinder prime i mean
29:34obviously i can't use it otherwise spoken for give me your pride but i get it free with my bank best
29:40friends danielle and daniella i was thinking about getting a t-shirt printed right that says call me
29:47please i'm single 40 in brackets can you believe it close bracket um likes dogs no kids opens kids
29:58how big is this t-shirt it's gonna have to be massive in it just get a t-shirt dress and then
30:04i'll put my insta handle on the back dm me shag me all that
30:14on monday night we were back on the beat with the boys and girls of belfast on the bbc
30:20i've got to get into this lee why because i do and you've seen blue lights before yes of course i
30:26have all right can i get you a malteser sister well that would be very nice thank you have one there
30:34this is set in belfast i actually know a bloke who's irish oh really no no o'reilly
30:41seven two from uniform we have a domestic call on 18 mclean street appears to be from a child a child
30:48oh my god see triggered already listen that's the home of a police officer be aware there's a
30:54registered firearm at the address what do you say it's the home of a police officer the police officer
30:59are going to shoot somebody don't know how do i know the young girl's on your fucking rug up all right
31:07oh that's the same doorbell as michelle's the ring doorbell yeah
31:13hello he don't look very happy does he we've had a call from this address
31:18there must be some mistake it was from a child are there children in the house he looks dodged
31:23didn't he yep nobody from here has called the police really oh i don't trust him already i don't know
31:28why there's something about his face may we come in get in that house i'd go who's called a child
31:36erwin listen um hold on a minute will you hold on a minute why chief inspector bonding neighborhood
31:45so can we come in oh my god that's what i think inspector yeah sorry but we'd still like to come on
31:53yeah good ashley step in there girl tell him i'm coming in
32:03oh spooky children
32:04oh what's this oh is this his wife
32:11what's going on it's all a bit frosty in the house isn't it you can feel the eggshells apparently
32:17they got a call from this house from a child i have no idea what's happened to her she looks
32:22petrified in it yeah he looks guilty mate he looks very shady he's very guilty and she's trying to
32:28she's gonna try and cover up for him uh olivia was saying that yesterday a police officer came out
32:33to your classroom she was in the living room a while ago um planner came on my phone no there we go
32:42not buying it not buying it not buying it oh they're making the story up here aren't they do you mind
32:47if i talk to her oh that's it ashley that's it i knew that i just go and talk to her oh use authority
32:56go and speak to the kid uh here she is oh god look at her hey sweetie now uh olivia um you called the
33:05place by accident on daddy's phone didn't you oh she's coercing her what to say you called him by
33:12accident on daddy's phone didn't you we just wanted to make sure everything was all right are you okay
33:18doesn't look all right does she well how does she take it further she's in a difficult position ashling
33:25isn't she oh side eye to dad yeah dad's a rotter she's scared of saying anything because of him
33:33what do you say olivia sorry oh oh christ man it's grand don't worry these things happen
33:43you see he's so controlling isn't he look him up look him up i don't trust that man's big looming
33:51head no i don't the energy's off in tech taser him excuse me what did you say your name was again
33:57angela oh she said angela that's the code word yeah that's the code ask angela why use angela if you're
34:05ever in trouble at a bar or you need help is it angela's ask for angela ah she just asked for angela
34:12oh she did maybe it was a mistake it wasn't a mistake tommy that was not a mistake bro like come
34:20on my guy oh tommy come on tommy you're not much of a cop are you ashley what can we do i mean
34:28we didn't see anything suspicious yeah but she's asked for angela you've got to help her like nothing
34:33he's gonna hurt them yeah i know he is because i can tell the look on him he's gonna give him a clout
34:40later with the concerns going unheard ashlyn took matters into her own hands
34:47oh she's outside the house maybe she'll see a silhouette of malpractice
34:53no she's going in this is a situation you've got to be right about yeah if you are wrong you're
35:02fucked yeah listen i can hear him shouting i told you i knew it he's a piece of shit she was right
35:15she's following her anything she was right now get some back up oh god oh that poor woman oh my god
35:25you know what scum
35:28hurry the fuck up what's he gonna do he's not gonna hit her is he he's gonna beat her up
35:35oh my god he's choking her no no no
35:38oh she's going in go on oh she's off doing that don't matter
35:48fine oh oh good last yeah
35:53go ashlyn she's a deep set now she's definitely no that was quite harrowing that wasn't it
36:00you know what that's normal day today for some people you know too many people bloody hell you
36:06know he's very lucky that she opted for the baton and not the gun well because if that were me
36:12i'd have got in that back door and shot his cock off i just don't think blowing somebody's
36:16cock off is the answer well it is for me we'll have to agree to disagree there
36:21in blackpool tell you what i got woken up this morning either pete and his little sister sophie
36:36well she accidentally kneed me in the groin this morning trying to wake up she was doing the whole
36:42i'm gonna go and wake daddy up mummy and i thought i thought i'll play i'll play i'll play i'll play
36:47park in my sleep when she jumped on the bed and come up to wake me up and she was gonna and she
36:53just went good morning now my daddy's definitely away oh i'm up on saturday night the remaining
37:06celebs were donning their dancing shoes on bbc one hey can you do the hit
37:17can't be doing this on a saturday i know where else i'd rather be well probably at home with
37:21a missus and kids but nobody's got a gun to your hand well you know they were doing me
37:26editing so i thought i'd come round here oh movie night you like a movie week don't you i love the movie
37:33week i love halloween she loves my two favorites dancing the pasodo from the movie thunderbirds
37:40ross king and javita prista come on ross don't cock this up love the pasodoble is intense man
37:48four three three three two one thunderbirds are gold
37:57oh i thought those actually were puppets no those are people mary those are the contestants yes
38:10this would be ideal for ross because he's very wooden they played into his strength haven't they
38:16look at the belly could he have his chest out a bit more please
38:27there's not really much going on is there it's more like a march isn't it yeah he's a bit
38:32written poop i guarantee but he's scottish so we have to see yeah come on no no anyone could
38:50do that this ain't dancing is it let's be honest i can't believe i'm watching this
38:58so bad have they had a week doing this
39:04he was airborne for a minute there i mean what kind of dance is this called
39:09shit that's what it's called
39:15yes done you've been stunned by that haven't you
39:19do you know what the best bit about it was it finished yeah
39:28in leeds i cannot believe how long nat was at yours yesterday doing them radiators honestly
39:36i was mortified and that he came home and says to me um have you got anything for me to eat i says
39:43well did is he not feed you sisters ellie and dizzy i've made the dinner i said i'll plate you
39:48some up now jump to plate you it up and you can take it home no thank you no no no no no no no
39:55as if there were a full sunday dinner on offer roast chicken hot out the oven and he said no i know
40:02and you know what he says to me when he got in well i thought you'd have been to shop and got
40:06a summer i had not been to the shop i knew that anything i knew you better than nat knew you in that
40:12moment hence me trying to force feed nap chicken and do you know what he ended up having when he
40:17got home what an omelette how depressing this week we caught up with the misfits from mi5 on apple tv
40:26plus the only bad thing about slow horses i think is it's not on every night because it's so wonderful
40:33we're spoiled for dramas at the minute especially with slow horses ain't we they're like but who wants
40:38to go out when they're son you gotta hunker down get the wine it gets next there and just watch it
40:47ain't you oh my gosh you're gonna blow his head off you're gonna blow his head off on stage
40:55that's one of the uh the mayor candidates into yeah gonna blow his head off he said
41:00vote denny skimble he's one of the candidates yeah so there's two rallies going on today and
41:09they don't actually know which one the shoot was going to
41:14conway hall weren't we didn't we have our wedding reception in there we did
41:18we did we did we did didn't we yeah
41:27so is that two of the slow horses river and co
41:35there's a lot of bald heads yeah is this the far right type of i think this is the far right oh yeah
41:42right let's check sight lines it's an auditorium and a stage so it's one big sight line the scoping
41:48out the joint to see where the assassins could be see where the threat is
41:57this is the rival event darling this is the jaffrey event it's a bit of a different environment
42:02very different yeah very different well we need to sit through his speech
42:06a little bit bland but inoffensive shirley and standish they've gone to the other venue aren't
42:13they so they've sent the two women to one and the two blokes to another where's the sense in that oh
42:22oh hang on hang on what's going on
42:25front this she's spotted a rat ain't she she's shithart on spotty as ever oh shirley is yeah
42:32we haven't got you down i got to call from maintenance it's the shooter yes it is there he
42:38is they were on the telephone earlier saying he was going to blow someone's head off lighting the
42:43ladies toilets broke they're not going to let him in surely well they wouldn't have a tv show if
42:48they didn't let him in well at least now we know which rally the assassination is going to take place
42:52that yeah it's going to be jeffrey's isn't it okay fine oh no no no no no good for lax
43:02security please shirley i hope you're following him she's definitely on him yeah
43:11there's jeffrey oh bloody hell oh no he's about to come on stage
43:19oh oh what's she seen what's she seen
43:21oh there's a shadow oh my god no it's got a bullseye view from there
43:37what all right you got to do something now come on sandy standy you gotta do something now
43:41why do you hate motorists yeah yeah that is how to do with it call him a wanker call him a wanker
43:48throw you water at it
43:52yes go on shirley yes lick him down come on shirley
43:57oh my god it's fighting back oh right in the face the steam right in the face man blinded himself
44:14oh he's got away that's the kind of thing that happens in scooby-doo where something
44:19they create steam and they vanish yeah yeah it's just a big episode of scooby-doo come on you've been
44:26down before maybe they never find out we're back at gimbal's now what's going on here gimbal i asked
44:32you for face to face not now this is jeffrey's chief of staff bowman what is he doing here
44:38anything he's getting into it with a man outside the stage door oh no they're gonna think now that
44:46bowman is there to kill gimbal you're barking up the wrong tree lads yeah the girlies have got the
44:52right guy you two are bloody chasing your tails oh he's off he's off that's fast don't go in all
45:00guns blazing river just chill chill oh oh no no no no river you've got the wrong man stop it now
45:16oh this can calm down all right oh my god we've got a shooter well this escalated real quick didn't
45:22it it's just too exciting we need a malteser oh oh oh no oh what's this
45:36oh flip it's like mousetrap this i played this with kids bulldog spirits alive in the younger
45:42generation i'm mi5 and there's been a threat to your safety yeah probably oh shit oh my god it's like
45:49a chain reaction yeah you doing the deep state's dirty work i'll do look out i'll do fuck off
45:59i'll fucking help they're supposed to be protecting him oh my god paint pot yeah killed by a paint pot can
46:06you imagine
46:12yeah he really is dead isn't he what a way to go i know emulsion he's feeling a bit emulsional about this
46:26well you'll find details about support that's available for any issues raised in
46:30goggle box tonight at channel 4.com support next here on channel 4 it's not just this week's telly
46:36that's getting grilled tonight the last leg is back with guests frank skinner and stevie martin first up
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