Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 08
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00:00GOING TO CHAPLE AND WE'RE GONNA GET MILLERY
00:07GOING TO CHAPLE AND WE'RE GONNA GET MILLERY
00:10GOING TO CHAPLE AND WE'RE GONNA GET MILLERY
00:13Ah, well, have anybody say that you're milking this.
00:15LAUGHTER
00:17I...well, it's not every day you get engaged.
00:21Well, that's the idea.
00:23LAUGHTER
00:29Her flabbers have been gassed.
00:31You want some of this?
00:33Oh, lettuce! Look out!
00:35Oh, now, see?
00:37Oh, now, there's a controversial statement.
00:39The gravy.
00:40LAUGHTER
00:42Yeah. Yeah.
00:43Do you like this music? No, not particularly.
00:45So suck on that.
00:47Oh, wow.
00:49He's been a bad boy!
00:50Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:52Not a chance, Julie.
00:53Ooh!
00:54Yes, look at that.
00:55That's a McAllen.
00:56She's got taste.
00:57LAUGHTER
00:58Whoa!
00:59For a banana?
01:00This is insane!
01:02Well, thank all that salsa, I've got it aged on.
01:05It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
01:08LAUGHTER
01:09That's very modern, isn't it?
01:11Now, if you no-one saw that coming.
01:12No.
01:13In the week Claudia and Tess announced
01:15they were leaving Strictly,
01:17we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:20Celebrity fingers were being pointed on BBC One.
01:24Who are the initiators of the discussions
01:27that lead to people getting five, six, seven votes
01:31around this table?
01:32And the person who seems to be most skilled at that is you, Joe.
01:37The spiel, what some of these are saying, it's just like,
01:42you're 100% far away from your own arse.
01:46Yeah.
01:47They're picking a traitor.
01:48Your mouth's off.
01:49We've got more idea all the traitors are than they have.
01:52Well, yeah, cos we know the bastard are.
01:54Oh, yeah.
01:55LAUGHTER
01:56A major member of the royal family was in the hot seat again.
02:01Tonight's announcement is a further punishment for him.
02:04He will have been under intense pressure from the king.
02:07See how many legs that horse has got?
02:09LAUGHTER
02:11They're two horses, aren't they?
02:12Oh, are they?
02:13How did the royals just get up to some weird shit?
02:15Yeah, yeah.
02:16That's how much privilege they have.
02:17They ride eight-legged horses, bastard.
02:21And there were more spooks and ghouls
02:23and freaks and fools on Discovery+.
02:26There's a male's energy here.
02:28It makes me feel really uncomfortable.
02:30I feel quite sick, if I'm honest.
02:34I feel there would have been...
02:37One of my ghosts,
02:38do you think I'm just going to be a happy ghost?
02:39No.
02:40Mira, I'm scared.
02:41I'm really concerned.
02:42Wait.
02:43When you become a ghost,
02:44you're just going to be there.
02:46Like...
02:47Yeah, I'll be reading my Kindle.
02:49As a ghost?
02:50Yeah!
02:51Like, you're such a boy.
02:53Even as a ghost, you're boring.
02:55Even in the afterlife.
02:56If I was to haunt someone, it'd be you.
02:57You have no character.
02:58You'd be the only person I haunt.
03:00How do you have no character in the afterlife as well?
03:11It's beautiful.
03:13Isn't it stunning?
03:14It's gorgeous.
03:15How does it feel to be engaged?
03:16It feels phenomenal.
03:17Best friends Abby and Georgia.
03:20I'm actually a fiancé.
03:22Is Josh a fiancé too?
03:24We are.
03:25Are you both fiancés?
03:26Like, that's my fiancé.
03:28Or is there a boy and girl version of it?
03:30I think they're both the same.
03:32Are they?
03:33Fiancés.
03:34You got engaged and I went and got a violeta mop.
03:37For me kitchen floor.
03:42On Saturday night, it was business as usual back in the ballroom on BBC One.
03:49Ready for Strictly?
03:50Oh.
03:51Let's go.
03:52Right, sit down.
03:53Otherwise you're going to knock them lines over.
03:54I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
03:55Is it?
03:56Yep.
03:57Da-da-da-da-da-da-da.
03:58Oh my God.
03:59No!
04:00Da-da-da-da-da.
04:01What?
04:02I don't like fresh orange and mine.
04:03It's a balloon.
04:04Shut up.
04:05You get what you're given.
04:06Dancing the Rumble.
04:07Harry Akin Zariti and Karen Howe.
04:08Harry Akin Zariti, a.k.a.
04:09Now.
04:10I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
04:13I can firmly say Strictly's in my top three TV programmes.
04:15Is it?
04:16Yep.
04:17Da-da-da-da-da-da.
04:18Oh my God.
04:19No!
04:20Shut up.
04:21You get what you're given.
04:25Dancing the Rumble.
04:26Harry Akin Zariti and Karen Howe.
04:29Harry Akin Zariti, a.k.a. Nitro from Gladiators.
04:33He's my favourite.
04:34I bet he is.
04:35Bet he got his chest out.
04:37Nah, sleeves are definitely off.
04:42Here we go, come on.
04:43You'll be very touchy-feely this is.
04:45It's going to be a lot of this going on.
04:47Yeah.
04:48Yeah.
04:49They whisper.
04:52What a song Nitro's dancing to.
04:55Must have been love but it's over now, Roxette.
04:57I bloody love this song.
04:59I'm happy.
05:01Oh, look at Harry.
05:03Oh, fucking hell.
05:05Ah.
05:06He got sleeves but no buttons.
05:07Yeah.
05:08Leave the winter.
05:10Look at her with hands all over his abs.
05:13She's getting too tactile now with Nitro, isn't she?
05:17I suppose she's fun, isn't it difficult not to.
05:19Prens off him.
05:20I wake up lonely.
05:23This air of sight.
05:25Oh, hello.
05:26Look at his footwork, not his top half, Jane.
05:28OK, I'll look further down.
05:30No, make sure right down.
05:32Oh, my God.
05:33I wondered where her head were going then.
05:34Bloody hell.
05:35What?
05:36You wouldn't come up.
05:37What time is it?
05:38Seven o'clock?
05:39I'm just going to have a sip of my chilled wine, Simon.
05:40When to say I dream.
05:42Very good.
05:43Very sensual indeed.
05:44It's just sexy.
05:45Sex on legs.
05:46He's sex on legs.
05:47He's sex on legs.
05:48Oh, but it's over now.
05:49God, he picked her up like she was nothing.
05:50I know.
05:51Nothing.
05:52I know.
05:53I know.
05:54I know.
05:55I know.
05:56I know.
05:57I know.
05:58I know.
05:59I know.
06:00I know.
06:01I know.
06:02I know.
06:04I know.
06:05I know.
06:07It must've been love
06:09Oh, but it's over now!
06:14God, he picked her up like she was nothing.
06:16I know!
06:17Nothing!
06:18Oh!
06:19Yo, yo, yo!
06:21Steady, Eddie!
06:22Well, it's just so powerful, isn't it?
06:25He's probably not used to treating things with delicacy,
06:28because he's in Gladiators.
06:29He's used to being brutal.
06:31And now he's been given a sort of piece of ming china to handle with care
06:43Oh, I want Nigel to do that for me
06:46It must be
06:48It must be
06:50And it's over now
06:52It must be
06:54Golden fennet
06:58Unnecessary
07:00I mean, this is a couple of wrong moves away from an Ofcom meltdown
07:12Ooh, I'm gonna pretend these cushions nitros, Jess
07:14Hey, no, get your mucky face off it
07:16I'd be a bit lower down if I was her
07:18Shirley
07:20What?
07:22Christ, well, come on, man
07:24I'm not the only woman that thinks that
07:26You do know, it's not even after watershed, you know this
07:30I know
07:32Parading around like that with half the clothes I'm done
07:34You're only jealous
07:36I know
07:38In Leeds
07:40Right, are you up for the next one?
07:42In Leeds
07:44Right, are you up for the next paddle match?
07:46I am up for the next paddle match
07:48What, are you gonna play again? For real?
07:50Yeah, when we're playing
07:52Friends Danielle and Daniella
07:54I feel like we could make a really good pair for paddle
07:56I feel like we could
07:58Because we're both competitive
08:00We both like to win
08:02And we've got power
08:04And like, just call us Serena and Venus
08:06Do you know what I mean?
08:08I'm Serena
08:10No
08:11I think I'm Serena
08:12No
08:13You're definitely Venus
08:14I'm Serena
08:16On Sunday night Bradley Walsh's collection of clever clogs were back on ITV
08:24The Vincent
08:26I wouldn't like to verse her
08:30Vixen
08:31She gives us really bad vibes
08:33They're not vixen
08:34Vixent
08:35I'm usually cooking tea
08:37And I can hear it
08:38Because Steve watches it
08:39And I'm cooking tea
08:40And I shout at the houses goes
08:41How did you know that?
08:42And I go
08:43I just don't know
08:44I know
08:45Because you're watching the repeat
08:46That is
08:51First quiz show engaged
08:54Is it?
08:56Fucking hell
08:57A lot of firsts today
08:59Oh here they are
09:01The Dark Destroyer
09:04You could be the static
09:06Your name
09:07The static?
09:08Why?
09:09The static caravan
09:10Shag marry avoid
09:13I'm Haggerty
09:14The Vixen
09:15The Beast
09:16Shag shag shag
09:18And
09:22Woah woah woah woah
09:23What do we have here?
09:24Oh we got a mystery
09:25Who's that?
09:26Boy George?
09:27My name
09:29Is Maverick
09:30Listen Tom Cruise's career's taking a different turn now
09:33British television
09:34You don't suppose it's at Schofield do you think?
09:37Phil Schofield
09:38Phil Schofield
09:39And why are you called Maverick?
09:41Because I'm a lone wolf
09:43Can you talk in your gimp mask?
09:45No
09:46I don't have to
09:47And I was named after my nan and grandad
09:52Maeve and Rick
09:54I know what it is
09:55It's a cricketer
09:56Oh
09:57You know what I mean?
09:58Flintoff
09:59Yeah, yeah
10:00That's all it is
10:01Flintoff
10:02It does look like the guy that used to be in the bill
10:03How can you tell that's a guy in the bill
10:05He's got a face like that
10:06I can tell by his eyes
10:07By his eyes?
10:08Are you mental?
10:09No
10:10Do that
10:11Do that
10:12You're gonna know it's me
10:13And say it off
10:14Do that
10:15In the episode
10:16We join one of the contestants who was about to face down a few chasers
10:20Good luck
10:21Good luck
10:22Oh God I hope they're easy questions Simon
10:27Come on Jay
10:28Come on chasers
10:29No Rosa don't root for the chasers
10:30I'm not watching it if you're gonna root for the chasers
10:32Bokesy
10:33Your clock starts counting down
10:35Now
10:36What is the female equivalent of an uncle?
10:38Anne
10:39Aunt
10:40Correct
10:41I got one right
10:42Well done Dan
10:43Well done
10:44Bokesy prenuptial means before what ceremony?
10:46Oh
10:47One for you there
10:48What first name linked British comedians Clifton and Winters?
10:52Don't know
10:53You're not as quick as me lad
10:54You're not as quick as me
10:55You're not as quick as me
10:56You're not as quick as me
10:57You're not as quick as me
10:58Correct
10:59She's good isn't she?
11:00She's really good she's smashing it
11:01What disease is also called scarletina?
11:02Scarlet fever
11:03Scarletina scarlet fever
11:04Yeah
11:05Malaria
11:06German measles
11:07Scarlet fever
11:08Scarlet fever
11:09Yeah
11:10Malaria
11:11German measles
11:12Scarlet fever
11:13It's called scarletina and the name's for closing the name
11:15Has she ever seen goodnight Mr. Tom?
11:17Scarlet fever I was gonna say that
11:19If you didn't
11:20Chasers
11:21Which Black Panther features in the Jungle Book?
11:23Morgie
11:24No no no no no no no
11:25Bagheera
11:26Bagheera
11:27Madeira
11:28Bagheera
11:29Jenny
11:30Bagheera
11:31Correct
11:32Wow
11:33Come on this is gonna go down to the wire this
11:35Chasers
11:36Who created the sock puppet land shop in the 50s?
11:39Oh
11:40Sherry Dixon
11:41Sherry Dyson
11:42Sherry Nixon
11:43Sherry somebody or other
11:45Sherry Lewis
11:46Sherry Lewis
11:47Maverick
11:48Sherry Lewis
11:49Correct
11:50Oh good knowledge
11:51Get in I got
11:52Oh I'm doing it for them
11:53I don't want them to win
11:55What the hell did he say?
11:56Oh gosh
11:58Boxy what fashion brand makes boss one underwear?
12:01Hugo Boss
12:02Hugo
12:03More
12:04Oh my god
12:05Give it to her
12:06Correct
12:07Ah
12:08Oh
12:09Chasers
12:10What other time
12:11Ah she done Iso
12:12She's done
12:14She's done
12:15She's done
12:16She's done
12:17Before we go
12:18The biggest question
12:19On everyone's lips
12:20Is
12:21Who
12:22Is behind the mask
12:23Get the mask gone
12:24Get it all off
12:25No just the mask
12:26Gordon Ramsey
12:27Why is everything to you always God Ramsey
12:31I know
12:32I know it's him
12:33Freddie Flint
12:34Freddie Flint
12:35Is that who you think it is?
12:36Yeah I know it is
12:37Oh
12:38Hang on who is it?
12:40It's Freddie
12:41Oh I don't know
12:42It looks familiar
12:43Is it Bear Grylls?
12:44Oh
12:45That's Joe Pasquale
12:46How can you work out that's Joe Pasquale?
12:48Oh
12:49That's Joe Pasquale
12:50How can you work out that's Joe Pasquale?
12:53Let me know
12:55No
12:56It is Joe Pasquale
12:57No way
12:58Fucking Joe Pasquale
12:59I could have sworn it was Freddie Flintoff
13:02Bloody Freddie Flintoff
13:03Oh well
13:04You can't get it right every time
13:06Can you?
13:07Joe Pasquale everybody
13:10Well obviously everyone else but us knows who he is
13:13Everyone under 25 saying who?
13:15Who?
13:16I mean
13:17I now have another big question on my lips
13:19Why?
13:20Yeah
13:21In hall
13:30No Jenny just pour it in a little bit
13:32What?
13:33Oh no don't go too far Jenny
13:35No I won't
13:36Oh
13:37Best friends Jenny and Lee
13:39What you on about?
13:40Oh
13:42Oh no you're going too far in
13:45Oh that's oh
13:47That's quite nice that
13:49Oh
13:50Have you got them all?
13:51Yeah yeah
13:52Do the other ear then
13:57In Surrey
13:58Oh do you know what?
14:00I'm so happy to be back
14:01As much as I love the sunshine
14:03And the rum punch
14:05And the food
14:07I'm happy to be back with my mum and dad
14:10Sarah
14:11Her husband Andre and their daughter Shae
14:14No boys?
14:15Oh plenty
14:16Oh mum
14:17Mum you shouldn't
14:18Hey
14:19We haven't caught up on that level yet
14:24Mum
14:25Listen
14:26I'm going to phone your grandma
14:27I want to know how come
14:28How come your grandma never told me about boys
14:30Because Nana set me up with them
14:32Oh wasn't she?
14:34Yes
14:35Nana was like go girl
14:37Oh really?
14:38Yeah
14:39But I wasn't
14:40You are never going to see your grandma ever again
14:43On Wednesday night there was only one place to be
14:47As the hoodwinking in the Highlands continued on BBC One
14:51Come on you traitor
14:52Oh
14:53I'd make a good traitor
14:55My trollop
14:57No
14:58I'd make a good one of them and all
15:00All exciting news
15:02First time I've watched the traitors engaged
15:04What you're engaged?
15:06Previously
15:08Oh
15:09Six faithful have fallen
15:11Six faithfuls you know
15:13That's terrible
15:14I'm a faithful
15:15Faithful
15:16Faithful
15:17Oh look at Mark
15:18He gets really upset
15:20People have been suspicious of Mark
15:22Because Mark's having all these big dramatic reactions
15:24And he's an actor
15:25So they think he's all an act
15:27Is it me or is this getting a lot easier?
15:30Look at them lolling
15:32They're absolutely lolling their heads off
15:34Because they've not been caught
15:39Have you ever been a traitor in life?
15:42Have you ever betrayed anyone?
15:43Well I work in HR
15:45See ya
15:47Gravel in the treads of my shoes
15:49The leader of the faithfuls
15:51Thank you for trusting me
15:53Well they don't think Stephen's a traitor
15:55No they don't
15:56He doesn't look like a traitor though does he?
15:59Well no who looks like a traitor?
16:02I'll be straight with both of you
16:03I'm suspicious of all the actors today
16:05Oh
16:07Yeah
16:08To be honest I've always been cautious around thespians
16:11I mean suspicious of bloody everybody actually
16:13Never mind just the actors
16:14You're suspect number one for me
16:16I'm suspect number one?
16:17Yeah
16:18Suspect number one?
16:19Oh Joel comes straight up with it
16:20Oh Christ
16:21You're best suited to slip into that role
16:23Well I tell you what
16:24For me
16:25Oh!
16:26Here comes the real traitor
16:27Speak of the devil
16:28Speak of the devil
16:29He literally has walked in like the devil
16:31Hasn't he though?
16:32He's like
16:33I'm gonna suspect everyone
16:34That's the only way I think you can do it
16:36That's what he keeps saying
16:37And do you know what?
16:38Jonathan Ross has planted seeds, seeds, seeds, seeds, seeds everywhere
16:43I'm pretty convinced that Jonathan is the leader of the traitors
16:48You know why Joe's got it?
16:50Because Joe plays rugby
16:51He plays a strategic game
16:53Mmmmm
16:54But I want to go after Mark first
16:57Joe go after Mark not Jonathan because I love Jonathan as a traitor
17:01Here we go
17:04Okay
17:05Claudia has arrived
17:07Players, welcome back to the round table
17:10Oh yeah
17:11She's got extra eyeliner on today
17:13Extra eyeliner, extra shine spray
17:16Is tonight the night?
17:18Can you finally catch a traitor?
17:21They've got no fucking chance
17:22They don't even know what day it is
17:24Nevermind found a traitor
17:25We want to catch a traitor
17:27My first candidate is Sir Stephen Fy
17:30Oh
17:31Of all of you, we listen to you the most
17:34Yeah
17:35Look how disappointed he looks
17:36We can't vote off our faithful leader
17:38Oh, go on Joe
17:39I think it's more important we vote off a traitor
17:42Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan, Jonathan
17:44I think so too
17:45That's my point
17:46Who are they though?
17:47It's Mark
17:49He's just said it
17:50Mark's nearly got wind lashed it
17:53Sorry
17:54Like a meerkat
17:55I know you want to start too
17:57Yeah, but I've got suspicions of you
17:59Oh
18:00Oh
18:01Oh
18:02Alan
18:03You throw yourself into every task, every mission with such enthusiasm
18:08Oh Alan, you cheeky monkey
18:11He's dead good at this
18:13Here's my fear
18:14Is that we are being manipulated in a way that we have been repeatedly
18:20Oh yes
18:21Oh, that's right David
18:22That's right
18:23He's got that right
18:24Who are the initiators of the discussions that lead to people getting five, six, seven votes around this table
18:32Oh
18:33Yeah
18:34He's reasoning sound but I think you'll get the wrong conclusion
18:36Bloody hell
18:37And the person who seems to be most skilled at that is you Joe
18:42Oh
18:43Oh wow
18:44How are they all so bloody wrong?
18:47Nobody's pointing the finger at Alan, Jonathan or Kat
18:50At least one traitor or maybe two was trying to stay under the radar for as long as possible and then start popping their head up and I feel that's the pattern that you're doing at the moment
19:02Oh
19:03Oh what?
19:04They're all great theories that they're coming up with like you know they're really plausible but they're all fucking wrong
19:09Absolutely wrong
19:11Players, the time for talk is over
19:14Oh God, I think Mark might be going
19:17Oh well, that's got a note of it
19:20Steven, we'll start with you, who do you believe is a traitor and why?
19:24Well I've put David
19:26Oh
19:27David?
19:28Joe Wilkinson
19:29I've said you David
19:31Oh
19:32Oh my
19:33God
19:34Frickin' hell
19:35Who votes for David?
19:36Jonathan
19:37I've changed my vote, I'm sorry David, I voted for you
19:40Frickin' hell
19:43David's put his head above the parapet and it's now going to get shot off
19:47Yeah, he's had his head blown off, a hair blasting
19:49Alan
19:50Mark
19:52Mark
19:53That's a nutty
19:55Joe Marley
19:56I'm sticking with my gut and I think it's you Mark
19:59Your gut is wrong
20:01So wrong
20:02You're so far off the mark
20:04He's very nice to look at as well Mark, isn't he?
20:08Kat
20:09You have the deciding vote
20:11Who you got?
20:12Who's Kat gone for?
20:14My vote
20:15Who's Kat gone for?
20:16My vote
20:17Woo
20:18Woo
20:19Woo
20:20Come on
20:21I need to look
20:22It's for you David
20:23It's for you David
20:24Ahhhh
20:25Yeah
20:26Yeah
20:27You're right
20:28So it's a draw
20:29You must fight until one of you is dead
20:31And after another round of voting, it was five votes for Mark and four votes for David
20:37Celia, you have the final vote
20:41Oh
20:42If you vote for Mark, he will be banished
20:46If you vote for David, it will be a tie and their fate will be decided by chance
20:55Oh
20:56Oh shit
20:57No pressure
20:58This has never happened on traitors
20:59I've never seen it actually go to chance
21:01So then Celia
21:03Who do you believe is a traitor?
21:07Come on Celia
21:08Come on
21:09Who are you going with?
21:10Oh Julie
21:11Oh Julie
21:12What's she voting?
21:13What's she voting for?
21:15I voted for you David
21:17Oh
21:18It's gone to chance
21:19There's a chance
21:20First time on UK traitors
21:22Oh my god
21:26Therefore, we will now leave this banishment to the hands of fate
21:29How does that happen?
21:30Paloma fate
21:32She's come back
21:36What?
21:37Where did she go?
21:38What happens?
21:39Who chooses?
21:40She wants to see the hand of fate
21:41Where's the hand of fate?
21:44No!
21:46Oh
21:47Oh
21:48Oh
21:49I'm not going to be able to sleep tonight now
21:51Of course you will
21:52You'll be snoring like a trooper in half an hour's time
21:54Whose fate?
21:55Is it like a really big guy comes in and just like waterboards them
21:59Are you a traitor?
22:01Tell me the truth
22:03And if your trousers are met, you are
22:05You're a traitor yeah
22:06What's waterboard?
22:07Waterboard where they choke like water and they keep choking you till you
22:10Oh I see
22:11You've been waterboarded haven't you?
22:12No
22:13Really?
22:14No
22:15What was motorboating then?
22:16No motorboating is something different
22:19Oh
22:28In Wiltshire
22:29I got my head under water
22:30I think I've still got some water
22:31You didn't put your head under water again
22:33I warned you not to
22:34I washed my hair Mary but it doesn't
22:36Did you rinse it properly?
22:38Giles and his wife Mary
22:40Honestly Charles you mustn't wash your hair in the bath
22:43Because you can't rinse it properly then
22:46No
22:47Why do you keep making the same mistakes?
22:52You need a personal attendant with you at all times yelling at you
22:57To stop
22:58Matron will look after me in the nursing home
23:01You can't afford a nursing home
23:03In the nursing home Matron will look after me
23:06On Wednesday night E4 was celebrating a milestone that took us on a trip down memory lane
23:12Your life could be a soap
23:14Like we could like we could write your life into storylines on a soap quite regularly
23:20I know it's like just a cliffhanger every day because nothing's ever resolved
23:23Yeah
23:24There's a lot goes on
23:25Do you know what I mean?
23:26Did you know me and Hollyoaks are the same age both turning 30 this year
23:35Remember you used to watch On Your Bus on Sundays
23:37The what?
23:38On your bus
23:39On whose bus?
23:40On my bus
23:41On you bus?
23:42Isn't that what it's called?
23:43Omnibus
23:44Omnibus
23:45What the fuck?
23:46On your bus
23:47I don't know what the hell you lot was talking about then
23:50What's the matter with her?
23:56She's looking shifty
23:57Ellie she's the Hollyoaks villain who's been causing loads of trouble
24:00So police are after her
24:02No wonder she's shifty
24:03Talk to some witnesses
24:05Donnie the copper has been trying to track Claire down for ages
24:11What was he in the fire?
24:13Brookside
24:14Brookside
24:16Claire's a fight
24:17Oh he spotted her
24:18Right Donnie get on your radio
24:19Eyes on
24:20Eyes on
24:21I've got it first hand
24:23The granddaddy's not done with you
24:25What is it?
24:26Is she gonna get her granddad to knock him out?
24:28Oh she's threatening isn't she Claire?
24:30I was gonna say is that a threat?
24:31Yes it is
24:32You've been a very naughty boy
24:34Oh yeah
24:35Oh really?
24:36Oh nah
24:37Never say that in public
24:38Why's she talking like that for Jen?
24:40She got the voice
24:41And the bad guy
24:42Yeah
24:43And he's got in mind revenge here
24:45Oh
24:46Oh has Claire got something on Donnie?
24:47She's got something on him
24:48She's gonna blackmail him
24:49You're aiming straight for your other life
24:52Oh
24:53Other life?
24:54What does she mean?
24:55Oh
24:56Oh
24:57Oh
24:58Oh
24:59Oh
25:00Oh
25:01Look at his face
25:02He's worried
25:03Oh dear
25:04He looks as though he's shook to the core now as well
25:08Yeah
25:09My other life
25:10My other life
25:11All right
25:12It's me
25:13It's all come on top
25:15It's all come on top
25:16On top?
25:17He's up to Sammy
25:18Donnie
25:19Yeah
25:20I need your help
25:21Now
25:22Now
25:23Who is he called there?
25:24What?
25:25Who needs who?
25:26I hate when I talk cryptically
25:29Who's this?
25:31I hate to tell you and I told you so
25:33He's Sinbad
25:34The window cleaner?
25:35Yeah
25:36Up Brookside
25:37I warned you 20 years ago
25:39Nothing good would ever come of this
25:41Oh
25:42What's he done 20 years ago?
25:43Dirty dog
25:44Always comes out in the wash
25:46Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait
25:53This is Brookside music, innit?
25:54What the hell's going on?
25:55Oh my God
25:56Yeah
26:00Yeah
26:01Oh my God
26:04Da da da da da
26:06Are you sure about this?
26:09I've got to
26:10It's hardly changed
26:12Whoa
26:13We're on the close
26:15It's Brookside
26:16What?
26:17What?
26:18So what are they going to merge them both?
26:19Is it going to become like Brolly Oaks or something?
26:23They're going to be digging up bodies from under the patio
26:26There's going to be two women kissing before we know it
26:32So who is he now? Is he Donnie of Hollyoaks? Or is he Mick from Brookside?
26:38You've got some explaining to deal
26:40Oh, there she is
26:42Sheela
26:43Sheela
26:44Fucking hell
26:45This is amazing
26:46How have they managed to do this?
26:48I read the eulogy at your funeral 20 years ago
26:52Mick Johnson
26:53He's come back from the dead
26:55She called his whole name Mick Johnson
26:58It was only 30 seconds ago
27:00Now he's Mick Johnson
27:02Other life patterns
27:03You are not seeing Gemma
27:05Is this my daughter, Sheela?
27:07That girl stopped being your daughter the minute that you faked your own death
27:11Oh, he faked his own death
27:12Oh, that's what Claire's on the boat
27:14So he's faked his own death in Brookside and then started a new life on Hollyoaks as policeman Donnie
27:21Thinking that her dad had died in a fire
27:24He's taking the Mick
27:25No wonder I bloody faked my own death
27:29Get a bit of peace and quiet from you, GBH to the A's
27:32I don't care what kind of a mess you've got yourself into
27:36Do you know, she was in grief therapy
27:38Oh, hang on, it's Billy and Barry
27:40Billy and Barry?
27:41Where they dug all these lot up from?
27:43You're looking really well for the dead man
27:46Long story, Billy
27:47I'll bet
27:48You remember him?
27:49I remember him
27:50Billy Corkill
27:51Yeah
27:52Well, Softland thinks he's gonna have a reunion with his daughter
27:55That's the daughter
27:56Oh, shit, here she is
28:01Oh, God, Gemma looks like she's literally seen a ghost
28:06Oh, well, thank God somebody's actually looking surprised
28:09I've thought recently of faking my own death
28:12Oh, no, no
28:13Oh, no, no
28:14Well, yes, because then you all would appreciate me more
28:17If you thought I was dead
28:18And then I could come back after 20 years like him
28:22Yeah, but so many things would go wrong, Mary
28:24Exactly
28:25Admin-wise
28:26I know
28:29In Glasgow
28:30Happy birthday to you
28:34Happy birthday to you
28:37Oh, wow, thank you so much
28:38Best mates Jake and Callum
28:40I know
28:41I know it was
28:42Where's the 28 candles?
28:43A couple of days ago
28:44Yeah, yeah, yeah
28:45Shop ran out
28:47Shop ran out
28:48Thanks very much
28:49It's all good
28:50Oh, God
28:51Go on
28:52Yeah, your lungs got the capacity
28:54They do, thankfully
28:55Good
28:56Oh, that's amazing, thank you
28:57You were away for a couple of days
28:58You were away for a couple of days
28:59I feel like my foreign birthday cake
29:00Is it?
29:01Yeah
29:02Great then, well, we'll take this away then, shall we?
29:05On Thursday, the business bigwigs were flashing their cash again on BBC One
29:11If you don't know your numbers, you can't go to the Dragons then
29:13That sounds a bit like me when I ask you for money, to be honest
29:17Nah
29:18Dad's like, I want a return on my investment
29:20Why do you need so much?
29:23Nah, I don't think it's as bad as that
29:25Dad can have 20 quid? Dad wants a whole business plan
29:28No, it's not that bad
29:29Just give me the 20 quid
29:31It's not that bad
29:37You see, I'm not scared of the Dragons, they don't scare me, I'm not scared of them
29:40You're not scared of anything, are you, really?
29:41No
29:42I love Deborah Meaden, to be fair
29:43Yeah, I like Deborah
29:44I think she'd be a real good crap to go out with, you know, get her sloshed
29:48I don't think she drinks, does she?
29:49She would if she was fucking with me
29:53I'm Andrew, I'm 39 years old
29:55What's this?
29:56Oh, what have we got here?
29:57I thought that man was wearing a t-shirt that was shiny
30:00But it's his body
30:03Yo, yo, yo, dragons
30:05I want you all to make some noise
30:07Oh, no
30:09No, don't make noise
30:11Is he a wrestler?
30:12That's put me off, straight off
30:14Oh, look, they do it
30:17This is incredible
30:18Fuck's sake
30:19My name is Man Like Derese
30:22Can we call you Man for short?
30:24I'm in, take my money
30:25And I'm a wrestler at North Wrestling
30:27And I am the champion
30:29Of who?
30:30North Wrestling?
30:31What's that even?
30:32I wouldn't mind being wrestled by him
30:35Mmm
30:36Just, you know, I wouldn't want him to hurt me
30:38But just to see what it was like
30:40Woo!
30:41Yes!
30:42Deborah's thinking it's not my birthday till December but I'll take it
30:44Absolutely
30:45And I am here to offer
30:48Offer
30:50Offer?
30:51What's going on?
30:52Something going on?
30:53Yeah
30:54Who the hell is this now?
30:56Oh!
30:57Oh my God
30:58Not another wrestler
30:59Ha ha ha
31:00Nah
31:01Nah
31:02Are they about to wrestle?
31:03Oh my God, please wrestle
31:04I'm all in
31:05I'm Rory Coyle
31:06And I'm here for the biggest prize in pro wrestling
31:10That North Wrestling Championship
31:12This is a pitch this is
31:14What do you think he's trying to pitch here Simon?
31:16I've got no idea
31:17I don't mind
31:18I just want Deborah Meaden to get up there and start wrestling
31:21So what do you say?
31:23On Dragons Dan
31:24Let's go
31:25Powerbombing
31:26Yeah!
31:27Come on!
31:28Make it look real though
31:29Do you know what I mean?
31:30All right, let's go
31:31Ah!
31:32Oh!
31:33Oh!
31:38Oh!
31:39Oh!
31:40What they're selling?
31:41Medical insurance
31:42Freaking hell
31:43Did you do that on purpose or was it an accident?
31:45I don't ever know what's real and what's not in wrestling
31:46How we're going to drill down into the numbers after that
31:49Because I do not though
31:50Yeah
31:51I'm Andrew
31:52I'm the owner of North Wrestling
31:53I thought of doing this you know
31:55Starting a wrestling business
31:56I'm here to ask you for £60,000 of investment
31:59That's not a lot
32:00For 25% of my business
32:01£60,000 for 25%
32:03That's not bad is it?
32:04How much is that?
32:05The vision for North Wrestling is the ultimate variety show
32:09I mean some people must like it
32:11Do you know what?
32:12It was very very popular
32:13When it was Saturday and wrestling was on
32:16Our next door neighbour Mrs Higginbottom
32:18God rest her soul because it was years ago
32:21All you could hear was her screaming and shouting
32:24Old ladies love it
32:26I might be wrong but I think I might be the only dragon who's actually ever put on wrestling matches
32:31Ooh
32:33Interesting fact about Deborah
32:35She was a wrestler wasn't she?
32:37Was she?
32:38Mad Lady Meaden I think her name was
32:41So in my holiday parks
32:43Pick that up
32:44We used to put on wrestling matches every week
32:47For many many years
32:49What happened?
32:50And?
32:51But they slowly dwindled
32:52Oh
32:53Right
32:54Brace yourself for these words
32:55This is old fashioned
32:56Yeah
32:57See that's what I think
32:58Yeah but it's not now
32:59It's coming back
33:00It's not
33:01It is
33:02It's massive
33:03Listen to Deborah
33:04What does she know?
33:05She's a multi-millionaire-ess
33:07It's a business of passion and love and community
33:12But it's not an investment for me
33:15Oh this is
33:17I've never been so disappointed at hearing I'm out on Dragon's Den
33:21He would be better off
33:23Swapping the wrestlers out for strippers
33:26Male strippers
33:28Sell those tickets
33:30Isn't it?
33:31Do you know any wrestling moves?
33:33No
33:34I don't
33:35Oh
33:36Oh
33:37One
33:38Two
33:39Three
33:40Four
33:42Oh
33:44Oh
33:45Oh
33:46Oh
33:47Oh
33:48Are you in?
33:49Oh
33:51Thank you
33:52In Leeds
34:02Look at my autumn basket
34:05And my autumn wreath
34:07Which I made
34:09Made
34:10Really I thought it looked not B&M bargains
34:12Sisters Ellie and Izzy
34:14Are you not impressed?
34:16I can't believe you said it looks like it's from B&M bargains
34:19Because our Louise came round on Saturday and I was saying to her
34:22Oh what do you think of my wreath?
34:24She went oh I absolutely love it
34:25It looks like that you've paid at least 15 pounds for that
34:28And I thought 15 quid?
34:30Cost you more than that material
34:32Yeah
34:37In Derby
34:38He's really purring
34:39He's really purring
34:40He doesn't bite me as much as he used to dad
34:42He doesn't actually
34:43No he's not a biter anymore
34:44I think he's gotten used to
34:45He's always been the swiper
34:47It's Tashi who's the biter
34:48The Siddiquis
34:50The best thing is when you do that underneath the chin
34:52I don't do that
34:53Dad wants you to get bit
34:54You said that on purpose
34:55Look at him
34:56Do it in a way that you mean it or not
34:59Yeah
35:00Do it in a way that you're going to get bit
35:03Look he's chomping at the bit
35:04No seriously
35:05Because sometimes I do it
35:07If I
35:08Did he get you?
35:09Yeah
35:10He got me there
35:11He drew blood
35:12And he's leaving
35:14On Friday
35:16A prince falling on his sword made the headlines on the BBC
35:20It's not that old man groaning
35:25You're doing it
35:26What?
35:27Do you think it'll?
35:28Do you want to do it?
35:29Do you think the news will work if a woman does it?
35:32After years of scrutiny and further revelations in recent months
35:36Oh ayo
35:37There he is
35:38What's he done now?
35:39Prince Andrew has given up his royal titles
35:42And will no longer be called Duke of York
35:44That's it Andrew
35:45Just give them all up before they take them off yeah
35:47Make yourself look a bit better
35:49Is that it?
35:50You can't call me Duke anymore
35:52It's just Andrew now
35:54That Virginia Duke phrase book's coming out in a couple of days
35:58So it's weird how he's had to give his title up before that's published
36:02It's almost like there's an iceberg
36:05No it'll just be coincidence patterns
36:07You reckon?
36:08The king's younger brother said he'd concluded that continuing accusations about him were a distraction from the work of the king and the wider royal family
36:17He is a distraction
36:18So he's still a prince?
36:20He is still a prince
36:21It's his dukedom that he's given up and his membership of the garter that he's given up
36:26I don't even know what the fucking garter is
36:28Well he ain't member of it anymore
36:30Prince Andrew who retains the title prince stopped being a working royal more than five years ago
36:36He'll still be prince Andrew because his mother was queen
36:39I can't take prince away because he was born a prince
36:42I've got to change the law to do that
36:44Yeah
36:45The royal family member formerly known as Prince
36:48That'll come
36:51Despite his status as a non-working royal at times he took a prominent position
36:56Fuck off
36:59Look Charles is like listen brother go over there
37:01Go over there Rubai don't talk to me
37:04Alongside the king and prince of Wales
37:06Did the king just say to him then I think that's your car
37:08You're in the wrong place you need to be a bit further up there
37:11As far as you can get
37:14Who at times looked distinctly uncomfortable in the presence of his uncle
37:18You don't want that guy near you
37:20William's looking everywhere but at his uncle
37:22Yeah he's kept a bit of distance there hasn't he
37:24In a statement from the prince he said
37:26In discussion with the king and my immediate and wider family
37:30God you know you just dread a family meeting in this family
37:33You know if somebody called a family meeting you'd be like
37:34Oh what now?
37:36Jesus
37:38I have decided
37:39He's decided nothing
37:40As I always have to put my duty to my family and country first
37:45Oh how noble
37:46To put my duty to my family and country first
37:49If that was the case it would have severed all ties with Epstein
37:53As I have said previously I vigorously deny the accusations against me
37:58It's not looking good though is it pal?
38:01Prince Andrew will no longer use the title Duke of York
38:04Oh I remember this day
38:07It was given to him on his wedding day by his mother Queen Elizabeth II
38:11I think he was her favourite son
38:14Well it doesn't matter whether he was or not the point is he was a chump
38:18Technically he has not been stripped of the dukedom
38:22It's become inactive
38:23Let's fuck all the technicalities off he ain't the Duke anymore
38:27And his ex-wife will no longer use the title Duchess of York
38:30She will now just be known as Sarah Ferguson
38:33Oh I bet she's fuming Fergie
38:35Oh
38:36She's lost everything I know for a win
38:37Well she's as bad
38:39Also lying dormant will be his membership of the order of the garter
38:42Oh I bet he likes the garter Andy don't he?
38:45An ancient order of chivalry
38:47Chivalry?
38:49That's a fucking laugh
38:50Chivalry
38:51Losing the titles and honours now
38:53I get uncomfortable when he's on screen you know
38:56I don't want to see his face ever again
39:00Is a response to a continued drip feed of allegations
39:03Around the Prince's relationship with convicted sex offender Jeffrey Epstein
39:07You lay down with dogs, you catch fleas
39:10You do
39:11This will live with him for the rest of his life now and rightly so
39:14His BBC Newsnight interview in 2019
39:17This was a disaster
39:19Beyond a disaster
39:20As he was questioned about his relationship with Virginia Dufresne
39:24They say pictures don't lie
39:26Pictures speak a thousand words
39:28This young girl's dead now ain't she?
39:29Yeah
39:30Tonight's announcement is a further punishment for him
39:33He will have been under intense pressure from the king and the wider royal family
39:37He won't be going to Sundringham for his Christmas dinner
39:39Oh no he won't he'll be having Christmas we're fucking pewing
39:42You watch
39:44Oh my god I can imagine him in the jungle this time next year
39:48Oh no so embarrassing
39:52With Fergie
39:53And strictly the year after
39:55Oh
39:56In Manchester
40:01Looked on me and Virabel
40:03And Virabel?
40:04Yeah
40:05It won't happen in here cause there's no spirits in here
40:08But when you get on a ghost run and a ghost goes near it
40:13It pings
40:14Live alone
40:15Like a ghost rings for attention
40:17Yeah you can say if there's any spirits around can you ring the bell please
40:21What are you putting that in here for?
40:24To show you
40:25Yeah no
40:26Cause what if a ghost goes and rings it now?
40:28There isn't any ghosts in here
40:30Well they've not rang yet have they but there might be one coming through
40:33Turn it off get out
40:34You don't bring go
40:36Oh
40:37Fucking hell
40:38Fucking hell
40:39Oh my god
40:40Get out
40:41Get out
40:42On Thursday night famous faces were finding things freaky on Discovery Plus
40:47You ready to have the wheelies put up you Pedro?
40:49Am I?
40:50I like watching this wheel cause I know you're by yourself tonight
40:52Oh don't be wrong
40:59Fuzan Shaw from here you see
41:01Celebrities are no different from the rest of us are they do I mean they get haunted too
41:05What I would do to be part of their team genuinely
41:08Just be like oh my god I feel a presence
41:10No you'd do the most you'd actually do the most yeah you'd do all that
41:14Act like you got possessed on the spot
41:17The team have been called in to investigate this country farmhouse
41:21You can see the hearsay money's been spent well
41:24For ten months it's been the home of singer and actor Suzanne Shaw
41:28Suzanne looks like she's been spooked already
41:30Yeah
41:31She looks terrified lotsa
41:33I know
41:34I've always been really spiritual as a little girl
41:37I would see people sat at the end of my bed
41:39Oh I've had that and I
41:41I haven't seen them
41:42I haven't seen them
41:43I felt them
41:44Oh we know
41:45I would feel people's presence beside me
41:47I'd always see people over my shoulder
41:49Ooh
41:50I do and then it turns out it's like a cult
41:53Oh George
41:54Yeah
41:55Oh George
41:56Wherever I go whatever house I've lived in
41:59I feel something
42:00Ah she is haunted
42:02It sounds to me as if she's got an attachment
42:04Because Suzanne's emotions are constantly being affected
42:08We're concerned she could have an attachment
42:11What did I say?
42:12What did I say?
42:13What did I say?
42:14I said straight away she has an attachment
42:17So something might be occupying her
42:20This experiment is one that's going to allow Ian to try and tap into your subconscious
42:25All right here we go
42:26Barry Guy's my favourite you know
42:28Just because he's got all the tech
42:29He's got all the gear and a little bit of an idea
42:31These are some goggles
42:33No way
42:34Did you think he made it himself?
42:36They look homemade look at them
42:38They emit a red light
42:41That's going to put you into a more relaxed state of mind
42:44Right
42:45You know what it's going to put me into?
42:47Fits of giggles
42:48In front of you is a doorway
42:53Look at this
42:58So what he's doing now is he's taking her back to when she was younger
43:02To see if he can find when the attachment started
43:05Tell me what you see
43:07Tell me what you see
43:08Fuck all you've got these goggles on me
43:11I'm in my bedroom
43:13From childhood
43:16How old are you?
43:17Four
43:18Oh she's four
43:19The bogeyman's there
43:21The bogeyman?
43:22The bogeyman
43:23Yeah
43:24That's what she said Simon
43:25What does he want with you?
43:27Doesn't want anyone else to have me
43:30Oh
43:31I belong to him
43:33He wants my soul
43:39Darkness descends
43:41And Suzanne leaves us for the night
43:43Okay, why is she so dramatic about it?
43:47Ain't the bogeyman going to follow her?
43:49It's hurting isn't it? He's going to go over there?
43:51Yeah
43:52I want to talk to whoever makes this place feel so heavy
43:57Oh
43:58Oh
43:59He said fuck off to her
44:01Right
44:02That's a feisty ghost man
44:05Are you telling me to fuck off?
44:07Well I'd have to tell him to fuck off as well
44:09Do you know the other week on my spirit box called me a slut
44:14Fuckin' hell
44:15On a slap
44:16We're back on the landing
44:18And this time we're using necrophonic
44:20Necrophonic spirit
44:21Hilarious
44:22I want to know who told me to piss off
44:25And fuck
44:26I said devil
44:27Huh?
44:28Are you sure about it?
44:29No Barry
44:31Don't laugh at Barry
44:33Did it?
44:34That actually just said devil
44:35They've pissed the devil off now
44:38Did you come with Suzanne or are you from the land?
44:44What do you say?
44:45What war it?
44:46Leave
44:47You're gonna leave
44:49Fuck off
44:50Fuck off
44:51He said fuck off
44:52To you
44:53To you
44:54Are they just talking to Alexa?
44:56I think they are you know
44:57Is Alexa just really pissed off?
44:59Yeah
45:02This is the problem
45:03We left Alexa in evil mode
45:04Didn't we?
45:05Let's clicker back into nice mode
45:10Suzanne returns
45:12And through exorcism prayer
45:14Oh
45:15I'm going to try and sever this attachment
45:17You're gonna do an exorcism?
45:18Yeah
45:19What is she doing?
45:20What?
45:21What's she going like that for?
45:22We ask of you dear God
45:23To come down
45:24It's starting to bud you know
45:25It's starting to go
45:26To give us love
45:27Oh
45:28Jesus Christ
45:29What the fuck?
45:30What the fuck?
45:31What the fuck?
45:32In the name of the Father and the Son and the Holy Spirit
45:33She's crying?
45:34I tell you what she's earning her money isn't she?
45:35In the name of Jesus Christ our Lord
45:37Oh my gosh
45:38Oh my gosh
45:40Oh
45:41Is he out?
45:42Brilliant brilliant
45:43Actually that was the beginning of one of their songs wasn't it?
45:44Probably
45:45Probably
45:46I've often said that you need an exorcism but I would go to somebody I think more
45:50I
45:52If one if you can have a Harley Street exorcism rather than those people
45:53I would prefer to go private Natty
45:55National Health might botch it
45:56Two titans of Channel 4 drama collide in Cheshire Brookside meets Hollyoaks at 30 stream and celebrate timeless moments
46:00The thing is that I would say that you need an exorcism but I would go to somebody I think more
46:02If one if you can have a Harley Street exorcism rather than those people
46:08I would prefer to go private Natty
46:12National Health might botch it
46:15Two titans of Channel 4 drama collide in Cheshire Brookside meets Hollyoaks at 30 stream and celebrate timeless moments
46:24Timeless moments right now.
46:26Shrill screeches aren't reserved for Mercedes McQueen either, you know.
46:29Intergenerational travelers in Japan scramble for big cash
46:32in competition worlds apart, streaming now too.
46:35Next tonight, Richard Ayoade's on his last leg, live.
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