Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 13
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00:00Oh
00:02You all right, but don't stop there till he sometimes lift lifts it all
00:14You're not broke anything have you no
00:23Flabbers have been gassed you want some of this?
00:30Oh, no, there's a controversial statement the gravy
00:36Yeah, yeah, do you like this music no not particularly so suck on that
00:44Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that. Oh a chance you were. Oh
00:48Yes, look at that. He's had an absolute feast
00:54For a banana this is insane
00:56Well, thank God that's over. I've got a day gone. It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic this
01:04That's very modern isn't it nothing no one saw that coming no
01:07In the week Rachel's budget got revealed a bit too early we enjoyed lots of great telly
01:15We went back to the 80s for one last time on Netflix
01:18Well last time strange things route I were pregnant with Ezra. Maybe it's time to have another baby
01:32Whenever there's a new stranger things series things will be going bumping the night at your house, and it is not the demagogans
01:38There was a big sing-along on BBC one
01:40There was a big sing-along on BBC one
01:41There was a big sing-along on BBC one
01:43I said wherever you may be we are the team from the West Country and we'll fight you or wherever you may be and we'll fight you all in the West Country
01:59Okay
02:00Okay
02:02Bristol Rovers are not a supporter or anything
02:06And Jack Whitehall was being a bit creepy on Prime Video
02:10I could kill you right now if I wanted
02:14But I'm not gonna do that
02:17Because I want you to suffer
02:21Just like I did
02:22Do you know what I could have quite easily held a lot of grudges with you
02:25You know biting a chunk of me hair out
02:27Smacking me around the head with a washing line pole
02:30When we were playing jousting in the garden
02:33Spitting chewing gum in me hair the night before prom
02:35You know but I haven't
02:37Listen
02:38Haven't you smacked me head off the kitchen side one morning
02:40Yeah
02:41Must saw me lip open
02:42Because you were being an arsehole
02:44And mum went
02:45Right get in the car
02:47My face is hanging off here
02:50And I was wearing a lovely cream coat with a fur trim from Woolworths
02:54Felt the dog's bollocks
03:02In Wiltshire
03:03So just to put you in the picture I got up at six
03:07And I had been working for five hours 55 minutes
03:11When you came into the room
03:13As you know I personally handle everything myself with absolutely no help
03:18Giles and his wife Mary
03:20And then you came in
03:22And when you said your room needs a sort out
03:26Hmm
03:28That was enough to actually make me want to kill you
03:30Oh dear
03:31Oh dear
03:32And just as well they have gun laws here
03:33That's the thing about marriage Natty
03:35Is that tomorrow you won't even remember
03:37Yes but when you do something
03:38There'll be a new crisis tomorrow
03:40And that's the nature of marriage
03:42Well you'll find the nature of marriage is different from what you think
03:45Relationship
03:47Relationship goals
03:48Well you're going to the shed
03:49Relationship
03:50You're going to live in the shed you horrible horrible man
03:54On Saturday night the remaining Strictly stars have made the annual trip up north
03:59For this
04:00It's bloody Blackpool week Paris this is only down road
04:02I know I drove past the fans this morning
04:04Oh
04:05Oh
04:06Oh
04:07Hey watch
04:08Oh
04:11Cheers
04:13Wow
04:15I'm on one tonight
04:17Look at me
04:18If we can't go out out we stay in in
04:25Hey I'll tell you who's on tonight Paige were telling me
04:27Steps
04:28Oh
04:29Oh
04:30You've danced in Blackpool aren't you Sean?
04:31I have
04:32Many times
04:34I've danced in Blackpool many times
04:36At the ballroom
04:40Who have we got here? Look at all these ones
04:42These are the professionals
04:48That's actually a group called Stepsman
04:50I thought they'd like died years ago
04:54Yeah why would they die?
05:00Oh I like her
05:01I know you do
05:02Gosh
05:03It's got Abbot energy innit
05:04Yeah I was going to say that innit
05:06It's bringing it back to the noughties with them white suits
05:11I want a Steps makeover
05:13What era is Steps?
05:161960s loving
05:17I mean seriously
05:18It's a banger to be fair
05:19Banger
05:20That's a traditional banger
05:21And we're going to go into a Steps medley
05:22They can't just be doing Summer of Love
05:23I need more
05:25Oh
05:26Transition to a new Steps banger
05:27Oh
05:28Yes
05:29I love a transition
05:30There was something in your voice
05:31There she is fresh from Dubai
05:32He's Lisa
05:33Is this Lisa?
05:34Is it Lisa?
05:35Is it Lisa?
05:36Is it Lisa?
05:37Is it Lisa?
05:38Is it Lisa?
05:39Is it Lisa?
05:40Is it Lisa?
05:41Is it Lisa?
05:42Is it Lisa?
05:43Is it Lisa?
05:44Is it Lisa?
05:45Is it Lisa?
05:46Is it Lisa?
05:47Is it Lisa?
05:48Is it Lisa?
05:49Is it Lisa?
05:50Is it Lisa?
05:51Is it Lisa?
05:52Is it Lisa?
05:53Is it Lisa?
05:54Lisa about to sing, yes
05:55With her big boots on
05:56Yes
05:57My thigh highs
05:58Did you ever have a pair of thigh highs?
05:59No
06:00No
06:01No
06:02No
06:03Oh
06:04A little
06:05Bit of fell
06:06I don't like those weird movements they're doing there
06:08What do they signify?
06:10is it deadwood i don't think so he wasn't in steps they still all look good though don't they
06:17do he's nearly 50 oh is he yes
06:22oh i love it i can do that now i see everything i can do can do it really fast as well look how fast
06:36to go oh i bit of on goes get the judges in look at this they look sharp as well the judges
06:49it's one for sorrow oh i love one for sorrow
06:56and so look like he should be serving canapes
07:08oh look at graham oh it's fucking graham oh what's his name graham i thought it was graham
07:19great i think you do have a look at classes that's about you stunning she's prettier and
07:29contained
07:32oh forget i feel as i want to get up and dance running well you don't want to do that
07:46you know what i bloody love blackpool hey i bet you didn't know this but the actual ball
08:00rain in blackpool it's got a strong floor that you could play squash on it
08:07holding you holding you i think i know this one this is what everyone came for this is what
08:17people came for no tragedy when the feeling's gone you can't go on it's tragedy they've saved
08:25the best till last time when the feeling's gone and you can't go on it's tragedy
08:32you two just butchering me
08:36we're going nowhere this is the working man's ymca this
08:44you two just butchering me
08:51oh my tits went through
08:55that's a tragedy
09:00piss off
09:03in the coach walls
09:05darling i've got a surprise that i brought back from my very brief trip to mexico what is in there
09:11our friends have had something done for us oh god
09:14andrew and his husband alfie i have a great unveil
09:18what is that perkins what do you think
09:26luckily
09:28perkins looks startled
09:29lucky he can't speak
09:30well darling it's not bad of me i think it's i mean i'm glad you look all right i mean i mean you look a bit unshaven
09:38what i think it's done from a photo i mean it's very kind um i wonder where it should go
09:45downstairs cupboard
09:47on friday the bbc brought us news to get us all in the mood
09:51is it do you want apple crumble overnight oats or banoffee overnight wheat bisques
09:58banoffee overnight wheat bisques
10:00well i wanted that one
10:01the last friday before black friday even though all the deals have already begun
10:05yeah page the tip was saying that it's black friday today and it ain't
10:08no it's next week
10:09no she's going you know i need the credit card because it's black friday
10:14nice try
10:16very good
10:17good afternoon welcome to the bbc news at one
10:21oh gosh
10:23she looks like olivia newton john
10:25now we ask it every year how soon is too soon for the tinsel
10:30now it's too soon i'm fucking sick of it
10:32never too soon for me
10:33never too soon for me
10:35never too soon for me
10:36it's not soon enough slater
10:38oh no
10:39i've pulled the trigger my decks are open
10:42for some thoughts turn to the tree as soon as guy fawkes has cooled off
10:45no i won't go that far no no no no no no
10:48but for others digging out the decks too soon can spoil the big day
10:52how does it really matter
10:55i was sitting on a loo in an airport in fucking september and they're playing jingle bells
11:00i love it that people tree jaculate and put it up early because you know what winter's miserable enough
11:07stick some fucking festive lights on it and have a nice time
11:10anna white has been asking shoppers in hull whether their build-up has started
11:14i feel we could do with a bit of a cool this year
11:17i disagree i think we need more decorations
11:19no no
11:20it's beginning to look a lot like christmas
11:24oh no
11:25it's too early
11:26oh no
11:27that's cute
11:28well it certainly is at the garden centre
11:31orncy garden centre
11:33i knew i'd seen them fucking three things before
11:36i've been to that garden centre
11:38is it too early to be decked up for christmas
11:40is it mollocks next question
11:42no i don't think so
11:43you're good on your girl
11:45see that old lady said she doesn't think so
11:48oh well then we'll go with her shall we
11:50i agree
11:51do you think we're going earlier
11:52yeah i think we are because it's all in the shops earlier in here
11:56so i think that puts you in the mood
11:58i think it's too early
11:59they've got the christmas tree up in the hairdressers already
12:02and i was offered a mince pie and a baileys that was last week
12:07you look like you're dressed to go on santa's sleigh
12:09that's a bit bloody rude what are you dressed like dear
12:12can i say you look magnificent
12:14oh thank you
12:15yeah i've seen them in the gardens already
12:17can't be done with coloured lights
12:19no i don't like coloured lights
12:20no i don't like coloured lights
12:21no just keep it chic
12:22just keep it classy
12:23yeah you see i always veer though
12:25i want to keep it chic and classy
12:27and then i start putting tinsel over paintings
12:29no
12:30my wife two kids
12:32it's definitely a christmasy household
12:34but i'm a bit of a scrooge so
12:36what we want to be asking is a fiat 500 driver
12:39that's got an eggnog latte in her hand
12:41yeah
12:42yeah
12:43then we'll see if it's too early
12:44whatever the reason
12:45is it ever too early
12:47yes
12:48no
12:49amanda white bbc news
12:51in a surprisingly festive huntsy
12:54do whatever makes you happy that's what i say
12:56oh i love christmas sleep
12:58i don't want it
12:59wow it's looking suitably christmasy behind you already
13:01what are you crying for
13:02because i just love it
13:03it's a happy time jenny
13:05i know it is i know i just love it
13:07in leeds
13:17well you'll be pleased to know
13:19that i've treated myself to a new bra
13:21oh yeah
13:22sisters ellie and dizzy
13:24because i needed a new black bra
13:26so that my tits weren't all in a jumble
13:28for my christmas works christmas do
13:30finally
13:31yeah
13:32anyway and you told me that i were 36 back
13:34didn't you from looking at my other bras
13:36so i just went into the supermarket
13:40found the black bra
13:41got the cup
13:43put it up against my boob like that
13:45over my clothes
13:46in the middle of the supermarket
13:47yeah i'm like this
13:49in the supermarket
13:51and i thought
13:52that'll do
13:53take that i haven't even tried it on yet
13:55you better hope it's alright
13:56better try it on tonight
13:57put it on tonight
13:59well i mean what's worse that can happen
14:02this week we went back to the upside down world with the long awaited return of this on netflix
14:08i've waited all year for this now and i didn't really want to watch up with you but you're here so shut up
14:14now dad what you have to remember is that when the this series started the kids were like 12 years old
14:20right
14:21they're about 32 now
14:22okay
14:23so you'll have to suspend disbelief a little bit
14:25i've even got stranger things pyjamas they say i'm not much of a super fan yeah
14:34goody hell
14:35you know every time i see a christmas lights now i can't look at it the same
14:38yeah i just think of stranger things
14:40will will is that you send me a message
14:44so that's mike and nancy's little sister the baby that is no longer a baby holly
14:53i want her outfit
14:54it's cute
14:55what's she saying there
15:01who's she waving to
15:06what is that there's a shadow
15:08who's that ass
15:13holly
15:16rice
15:17i've been calling you
15:18i'm sorry
15:19nobody's there
15:20who's she waving at
15:21i don't know
15:22right this is creepy already ellie turn it off
15:24playtime's over
15:26come on
15:28oh she's watching someone again
15:31i wonder what she's seeing
15:34hi
15:35who's holly talking to
15:36she knows them she's not scared of them
15:38oh yeah
15:40miss harris
15:43no one
15:44no one
15:45she's not talking to anyone
15:47oh you do that all the time
15:48yeah i do i'm all right in that world
15:50that's it
15:51standing there talking to nobody
15:54well she's hardly the first child to have an imaginary friend
15:57i wouldn't need to worry if she was five years old
16:00oh the parents are arguing about her being weird it's causing a kerfuffle
16:04oh
16:07oh she's real upset look
16:10what's holly crying for
16:11well she's had a bit of a tough day she's talking to people and they're not even there
16:15oh you know it's always the lights the lights the lights when they flick off
16:22it's always the lights
16:23that's the sign the demigorgon's coming for their house is it
16:26oh for fuck's sake i don't like this
16:28oh shit
16:32oh it's gonna go down the ceiling
16:34they're here they're here they're here
16:35they're here they're here
16:39oh my god
16:42oh it's one of them
16:43it's a gemmy gone
16:44oh whatever
16:45oh my god
16:48oh my god
16:52oh my god
16:57yeah she's piston going in the bathroom up though
17:00oh look at her
17:02i mean this is a vibe though innit
17:05nevermind your bubble bath pet your kids getting hit and dragged down the bedroom by the demagogue
17:11Listen to the girl man you silly cow
17:23The bullet on board there you go. Yeah, you go. Thank you. Take it seriously
17:27Oh
17:38Here we go. Oh my god
17:43Where's the job in the sad set night? Oh
17:46Oh
17:52They just holding their breath. Oh, wow. How long could you hold your breath for though? That is a very good question
17:57It's whilst panicking. Yeah
18:05He's Ted with a golf club. Thank God. Oh
18:11Shit there is I don't have a good feeling about this that's dead
18:16Oh
18:20Swipe in you silly cow
18:27Oh, he's killed him. Oh, you see what happened when you face it forget that. Oh
18:36She's shit. I never run when you faint away
18:39Come on get up. Oh leave it. Please please don't leave it's a mother
18:49Right here he is
18:53She's gonna ball it
18:55Oh
18:57Straight in a kisser
19:00Yes
19:01The Calvary's coming
19:02Torn off
19:03She got the shotty. That's his heart. This is a fire. Oh
19:09My god, what's she seeing?
19:11Oh
19:16No, he's a mom good Karen's talking joking. She's dead. She's dead in it
19:21Is she still alive? No
19:25It's gonna be fine. You're gonna be fine
19:27Holly, where's Holly? Oh shit. Yeah, where's Holly?
19:31It's a colleague. It took her. Oh, we've taken it to the upside down
19:39Jesus Christ, man. I just like how realistic it's all is
19:46Oh, it puts stuff in your head. There's no wonder these kids got cat go to sleep
19:50All the shape to watch
19:55In Solihull close your eyes. Where are you? Keep your eyes closed. I'm in the kitchen. Open your eyes
20:02Teresa and her wife Anita
20:04Oh, yeah
20:06Oh my god
20:12What do you reckon?
20:14We could have a different colour every night of the week
20:17Yeah, and look a mixture
20:19Oh, lovely
20:21I'm very, very, very happy
20:24Are you? No
20:27On Sunday, it was a countdown of the best hymns that took us down memory lane on BBC One
20:33I love school assembly sing-along
20:35I've been getting warmed up me and Bobby been going to Mass, haven't we?
20:37This is the big school assembly sing-along
20:40Oh, it's Ali
20:41Oh, Ali did get his face in anyway
20:43What's it, I'm singing? Is there singing in the rain? No
20:47Ali Jones, they always wheel him out for all the singing, don't they?
20:50There'll be riots if Shine Jesus Shine isn't in the top three
20:53There'll be riots from me if Lord of the Dance isn't in it
20:54Ooh
20:55That was our wedding song
20:56It was our wedding song
20:57me if lord of the dance isn't in it that was our wedding song it was our wedding song the apple's
21:03all right the plums are red the broad bees are sleeping in a blackety bed hey listen we don't
21:15remember that no i can now reveal that number two is a traditional hymn oh number two if this isn't
21:21give me oil in my lamp keep me burning switch it off it is of course give me oil in my lamp
21:29give me oil in my lamp this is a tune man
21:36give me oil in my life keep me burning
21:39give me oil in my lamp i pray give me oil in my lamp i pray is that meant to be me
21:52yes oil in my lamp keep me burning
22:08sing hosanna sing hosanna to the king god this is the most undiverse program i think i've ever watched
22:24i'm kind of over after the first verse of everything are you yes
22:27yes you feel i've done that been there right let's move on
22:35look at that face that's like oh you were brought up with girls like that weren't you faces like that
22:42yes normal people normal
22:47sing hosanna sing hosanna sing hosanna to the king of kings
22:53sing hosanna sing hosanna sing hosanna to the king of kings
23:15that was a right old human ho down isn't it yeah i actually feel like i've just been in assembly
23:20with my father yeah i tell you what bollocks to your oasis tickets at 450 quid a pop get me in
23:27there yeah that's my oasis isn't it funny you forget what you've had for breakfast but you never
23:33forget them words what did you have for breakfast i don't know
23:44in blackpool i tell you what the kids they're so much like me and page
23:49jimmy's like me whereas eva 100 mile an hour always wanting to be doing something like page
23:55she comes alive at night pete and his little sister sophie eva is like you in some respects though
24:01because remember when mum gave her 50p for the charity buckets and everyone else put their money in
24:06and then we looked at eva's hand and her knuckles were almost white yeah clinging on to a 50p piece
24:13well she's not daft is she apple never falls far from the tree on friday night animals were getting
24:20up to all sorts on discovery drunk animals are quite funny i know it's not right that's because
24:27the generation you were born into because you had the pg tips monkeys yeah smoking monkeys that's not
24:35okay it's not okay drunk beers it's happening i've seen drunk monkeys they get drunk yeah i've seen
24:45monkeys taking away a bottle oh do you remember that friend of us monkey was taking booze out of our house
24:51the whole time and the toothpaste probably to get rid of the smell of the booze so nobody else knew
24:56in the program we met wildlife expert forest off to meet a bear but now we're pulling into bowser's
25:02peace sanctuary which is where the guy named stanton who was apparently an alcoholic has a bear that was
25:09also an alcoholic what how does a bear get a corkscrew like and the two helped each other overcome their
25:18addictions what is this like a meeting in the woods an a meeting in the woods between a bear and a man
25:25i hear that you have a bear
25:32lupin it's a bear you want to come and meet him and share some time with him and you'll experience the
25:38stuff i can't explain what meet the who is he talking about come and meet the bear he must be
25:43joking what you want me to go in there with him an angry recovering alcoholic bear so guys we are
25:51going in with a live bear here okay your energy and your body language is super important very calm
25:57very smooth very gentle that's how we want to be with him got it how about i just record you from a
26:02distance from a distance yeah hey hey bear hey buddy hi jesus christ he's brave in he to be fair
26:13no no he looks like a nice bear he's a changed bear yeah sobriety has done him a lot of good
26:19he's done wonders of good for the bear or you can give him a treat just right oh look at that i thought
26:23he might take your finger off or another finger off oh he's got one finger gone already
26:29he's missing a finger index index is gone no that was a that was a different different day
26:37i heard that you had a problem with addiction and depression and that he had a problem with
26:42addiction can you clarify that for me oh oh he's having a coffee somewhere along there bowser came
26:48and showed me a whole different life that i didn't even know was possible oh my god
26:55he's just giving you a hug is that sweet or is he trying to kill him no no he's having a hug oh my
27:00god that bear's getting a bit rough in it he's getting a bit chokehold in that bear and i met bowser
27:05and what that turned into was an understanding how look i mean he's got his head right by
27:11his mouth how that connection can help us wrong and he's showing off so i'm gonna have to be a daddy oh
27:19he's showing off so i'm gonna have to be a daddy oh i'm not liking this chase sir yeah yeah easy
27:26shh come here talk me through what you're doing he's wrestling the bear oh my god what i'm actually
27:31doing here is uh he's grappling with the bear i'm trying to see if i'm laying him down yeah if i can
27:41get to his belly yeah you're gonna be in his belly in a minute jesus no this is real this is real
27:48i want to show him to his boss
27:50tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle tickle
27:53shh no easy this is getting a bit silly now oh here he's trying to eat your head it's just a word
28:02of warning he's trying to hit your head he's got his head in his mouth no no this is our love okay
28:11it's it's brushing him now this is how he this is how he communicates get out of there now because this
28:17is too much i don't want anything to love me that much to you no i mean it's meant that he's only
28:22ever bitten one of stanton's fingers off yeah you know that's only really what he's done but that is
28:29a small price to pay for love in southeast london do you know i love you in that black t-shirt you
28:38look quite sexy with that under your shirt yeah annie and her husband ronnie it reminds me of the days
28:46reminiscing a bit there aren't we i know you ain't forgot you used to have a black t-shirt
28:53and you used to have your love beads around it that's it except your hair was down your back
28:59yeah well not now is it no your hair's just not there i can't even get it to go down my ears let
29:07alone anything else on monday more con artists were up to no good on bbc one until the boys changed
29:15my privacy settings on facebook i was getting lots of messages from american soldiers
29:24wanted to chat with me you're off your head
29:31this isn't any old scam interceptors peddors this is celebrity scam interceptors they do have the
29:37celebrity version of everything now don't they well celebrities you know they don't discriminate they can
29:41be in scammed as well what i do is i go on my online banking and think i've been scammed then i'll
29:48look at the transactions and realize they're all me today in the glasgow scam hub glasgow scam hub
29:54yeah wow i didn't know there was one there there's a new member of the team celebrity scam interceptor
30:01amanda holden amanda holden what's mandy doing here scammers have been using her image to trick
30:08people out of money oh yes i've read that identity for all yes i can't stand injustice
30:18and my family and friends say i'm i'm always up for a fight she looks like she's always up for a fight
30:23didn't she she's like you mary she likes to catch culprits yeah so i put your name in to see where are
30:28these profiles lurking i was amazed at how many other profiles were actually there there were
30:33hundreds are these are amanda holden yeah okay no so i'd like to ask you if you would if you
30:39recognize this picture at all well yes that's me it was in dubai oh pick that one all that was one
30:45of the pictures that one of the scammers were using um but i said can you please send me a video
30:49to verify your identity ah this is where they get caught out because the cat's in the video can they
30:54i need it what well he's got one i am amanda holden obviously i am real wow they've made a video
31:05at the front home that's that's crazy in it ain't it crazy and i am shocked you would not believe this
31:12is true don't sound no like it uncle barry's at it all the time on bloody ai turning pictures into
31:19videos have you not seen him do it making auntie margaret riding horses and stuff like that yeah
31:25and we've got something now that we're going to show you amanda because amanda it's time for you to
31:28me scamander scamander why are you making it sound sexy i don't know i've got one little treat for you
31:37and i have this guy on whatsapp what no oh call him taking on the role of superfan steven
31:46i message the scammer oh there we go this is so cool here we go what replied straight away oh keyed you
31:56can use a voice note if you want to say something today so you need to say i'm in the bank now you
32:01see that will get him to chat yes amanda let's talk that will get that will get him to chat hey amanda
32:08i i i'm i don't know what to do with this money i don't know where it go can you can you just call
32:12me babe babe can you call me he's a superfan he's pretending he's scamming the scammer he's scamming
32:18scamander will you talk to my manager because i'm busy and can't take calls now to be honest with
32:23you that probably would be something amanda would say as well imagine if it really is amanda's
32:27manager my heart is racing this is how i feel just before the thing goes back on britain's got
32:35talent oh she always has to get something done she amanda is that your your manager is that your
32:39manager oh right this is brilliant isn't it is amanda there i got her money yeah okay you got
32:47money this is the instruction we're going to send that address right now imagine that so straightforward
32:52not even like lower like say oh like yeah i'll guide you through whatever yeah this is the instructions
32:59i've got the bank staff here they're just going to check the address amanda's talking to him now
33:05what's she going to do she's going to pretend to be the bank manager oh my god hello good afternoon
33:10i just want to check the amount of money that uh amanda needs look at amanda she sounds like a
33:16cashier doesn't she in the bank yeah she needs about ten thousand for the investment how much
33:23ten thousand okay sir um can i let you know my name so you know who you're dealing with yeah let me
33:30yeah go on go drum roll my name is amanda holden oh shit you little fucker i know everything about
33:43you oh he's on go don't go bye yeah and just like that the scam's over yeah yes look at her face look at
33:53her face look at her face look at her face she's absolutely seething oh you little that says you
34:00little shit i know everything about you well done amanda good girl all he'll do now is shut that
34:09account down and pop up as elisha dixon yeah
34:11in hall i think you've done real well in a week it's good what you're looking at you must ask
34:25best friends jenny and lee do you know smack it forgetting i've got it yeah talking to somebody
34:31yesterday and they kept you know like staring at me but what are you looking at no it's grown
34:36which one said oh he looked like an 80s porn star really i won't go that far this week it was a
34:45surprising all-star turnout for a brand new drama on prime video because you've got to tell who's in
34:51this and all is david uh david dacovny out of the x-files remember him no i can't with jillian
34:59anderson don't know he was iconic and say well i can't remember you don't take anything in do you at
35:05all but i don't even remember watching it there's jack hi i remember him now
35:16have they made jack whitehall look really sexy everybody's looking sexy at the moment i think
35:21it's a testosterone gel it's worrying you need to just monitor that mom
35:28all us customs nobody wants to go through us customs have you done your esther
35:33come with me please sir sure oh jesus he's only just arrived hopefully they don't get the old
35:40glove out my name's lindsey delgado i'm an agent with the department of homeland security oh this
35:44sounds a bit ominous do you know the tanner family and a man called jamie tanner yes yes he knows him
35:51he's a bit too calm for me i spent the last month working for him and living in his house okay what's
35:57second to jamie tanner well what's she showing him jamie tanner is he dead this is horrible what's
36:05horrible think someone's toast padders but in a way i'm not surprised why am i not surprised well
36:12what is it that's a strange coming and that jamie tanner was not a very nice man oh oh neither was elsie
36:18down the incarnation street she was a bugger malice is it not a name no malice is the type of
36:33main and like a palace no oh now that looks nice don't forget we've gone back in town now oh no hang
36:46on a minute what i'm going back in town look at that bud he's got a six pack and everything
36:56well i can get to that very easily go on then hi you must be jamie yeah adam so nice to meet you
37:05what an amazing place this is how long have you had it 10 or 12 years already bad vibes
37:11you're here to tutor millie yeah just a bit a tutor oh i had a couple of them didn't do much for you did
37:19the math english french waste of time a bit later and jack had picked up a couple of octopuses for dinner
37:31oh oh my god he's unhinged daniel i don't like him he's scaring me he's really giving me the eebie jeebs
37:37the octopus oh gross very gross yeah love to fucking gut you and hang you on a line what what
37:51the fucking hell is he a psychopath that's not normal oh really oh yeah get me out of here get me out of
38:03there we have a lodge literally travel lodge i think if we're able to shake off damien for the
38:09night maybe we should try out that place oh your kind of establishment
38:18oh it's cd oh is that a strip club
38:24do you know they do lessons in that now night school i was gonna yeah i was gonna join
38:32well two years ago i was two sambucas please sambuca oh no
38:38yammas come on yammas yasso
38:45or he is away getting him pissed why is he doing it why is he trying to get jamie pissed
38:50and i used to know that at all oh you're lying get i've never seen you tip a drink out
38:54we've all been there i've crawled down my drive a few times but not all the way home you always crawl
39:05yeah in fact i do crawl a lot when i'm drunk yeah
39:14oh no this is creepy jack's got him where he wants him nothing what does jack want to do to him
39:20this is not tomorrow night when i get him from christmas do waiting for me to go up to bed i
39:29could kill you right now if i wanted oh no what but why does he even consider that but i'm not
39:36gonna do that oh well what are you gonna do then you weirdo what a nasty piece of work he's turned
39:41out to be the cozy manny because i want you to suffer oh hello what now this sounds revengeful
39:51doesn't it just like i did it's a vendetta oh for what oh friggin hell no i've got to sit here
40:02all night working out who's all who's all and what's the connection what's the connection it's
40:08very unlikely that jack whitehall be a serial killer i mean it makes it rather unpleasant to watch
40:15beggars belief it's almost as if you had queen elizabeth the second being a psycho killer
40:21you know jack whitehall of course not it's unlikely isn't it
40:28in leeds have you seen out of auntie margaret since she's been back off her halls
40:33so she called round last night she didn't come in she just stood at the door because she'd been
40:38sorting out arcades sisters ellie and dizzy margaret didn't have a right lot to say i can't believe
40:45since margaret's come back off holiday none of us have heard anything off her where's she been
40:50being to selby with barry yeah her and barry being out for a drive god you'd think she'd have had
40:56enough of him after spending 11 nights with him i think i'd want to strangle toby after 11 nights on
41:01holiday with him just us two never mind go for a drive to selby i know bloody hell margaret put barry
41:10down she can't get enough of him this week the world's sexiest man was putting us to sleep on the
41:17bbc i'm keeping the remote i don't know why are you keeping the remote because you won't let me watch
41:21it oh god will you sit still oh cbb's bedtime story we watch you see fucking babies hello i'm
41:33jonathan oh hello jonathan i know who you are oh calm down i'm not calming down it's bedtime do you love
41:42magic oh yeah i love magic jonathan he's just been crowned the most sexiest man 2025 christ almighty
41:49oh mate i'm dying to watch this then julie yeah me too oh he's doing this for the moms ain't he
41:55is he well i'm some dars i'd love to be able to cast spells like witches and wizards oh he's got a
42:02lovely voice it has got a nice voice it's a smoothy verb it'd be good for a telephone sex if you're into
42:08that and if i was magical do you know what i'd do right now what i think you're magical jonathan oh
42:15please can you get a grip you know if i was magical you won't be fucking sat in there
42:21you won't be telling bedtime stories yeah i'd conjure up a cute cuddly little friend
42:27to sit here with me while i read you a bedtime story
42:29i bet you're rude that's me i'm cute i'm cuddly i'm the one you won
42:39here he is ladies yeah maybe i am magic after all i think you are no i see i can't cope with this
42:47oh what are you talking about oh is it look at jonathan's bulge hello dear yeah i love a jeans bulge
42:55do you now we're ready for a magical bedtime oh so snuggle up and get ready for an exciting
43:06adventure okay snuggle up i'm getting snuggled jonathan i think you should go home i watch this
43:13it's called room on the broom room room on the broom oh room on my broom oh for
43:19fuck sake and it was written by julia donaldson julia donaldson one of my favorite actual uh
43:26authors that julia donaldson she writes kids about yeah with illustrations by axel scheffler
43:33say xl scheffler steve excel scheffler not bad the witch had a cat and a very tall hat
43:43and long ginger hair which she wore in a plait the witch is ginger like me yeah she looks a bit like
43:49you and how the cat spat that's insulting how the cat purred oh what is going on here do you know this
44:01is definitely not bedtime story and how the witch grinned i'm lost and transfixed by this he could
44:07be reading the bible for all i know then out of the bushes on thundering paws you don't have to look
44:15at the pictures you just listen to his voice the dog with the hat in his jaws he dropped it politely
44:23then eagerly said bento pick it up i am a dog as keen as can be is there room on the broom for a dog
44:33like me like me are you attracted to him well i think he's quite entertaining you wouldn't throw
44:38him out that tells i'm not the right age group to go out with him however my only thing i have against
44:47this is i'm dreading it ending she dropped it politely and bent her head low go on then said as the witch
44:55tied her plat in a bow i am a bird i'm a bird as green as can be is there room on the broom
45:03for a bird like me yes there's a room on your broom for a bed like me
45:09they shot through the sky to the back of beyond the witch clutched her bow but let go of her wand
45:19so now the one's gone now so who's gonna find the one now you two are invested in it then all of a
45:25sudden from out of a pond left a dripping wet frog with a dripping wet wand a dripping wet wand
45:35oh for god's sake that's a bit much i'll tell you what you'll be paying two pound fifty a minute if
45:41this wrong babe stays over the moors and the mountains they flew the frog jumped for joy and
45:50oh what's that the broom snapped in two oh my days oh the last thing you want to do is snap your brain
45:58mid-flight the witch was so kind to let the dog the bird and the frog join her and the cat on the
46:06broom yeah i wonder if there's room on the broom for a jonathan like me good night i don't think so
46:13oh oh hell night night lee night night
46:25well sandy's doing the riviera by rail toxvig takes the train tomorrow at five past eight
46:30and we've got new drama a true story from the troubles maxine peak and lola petticoot
46:36insane nothing beginning monday at nine stay with us here on channel four the last leg is on the way next
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