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00:00That would be amazing.
00:01We all need some stardust, my darling.
00:03Oh, that one's perfect, Donna.
00:05She's gonna look great on the socials.
00:07I've been a fan since I was nine years old.
00:10That's going back a bit.
00:11She was probably the headline act on the ARC.
00:19Thank you so much.
00:21Well, I'm sure you've been through it since your diagnosis.
00:23Primary, biliary, cholangitis.
00:25I know, it's a mouthful.
00:27Her liver doesn't work anymore.
00:28Why?
00:29Everyone's been so kind.
00:31Crowdfunded cruise, upgraded cabin.
00:33Dinner at the captain's table.
00:35And front row seats to Eve's headline show later.
00:39We really ought to be...
00:41Yes.
00:42Can I?
00:43Group hug.
00:44Oh!
00:45Right.
00:49Hey, you do look exhausted.
00:51A lie down's gonna do you the world of good.
00:52Honestly, Bernie, stop fussing.
00:54You still haven't taken your pills?
00:56Yeah, and listen, we need you on top form later
00:58because it's the Christmas panto and yours truly here is paying buttons.
01:01I suppose an hour wouldn't hurt.
01:05Yeah.
01:06Catch you later for mulled wine and mince pies.
01:08You will.
01:08Bye.
01:09Holly.
01:10A word.
01:11Eve.
01:12The flowers in my dressing room were brought on my allergies.
01:16I specifically requested no lilies.
01:18All right.
01:19Well, I must have missed that on the rider.
01:20I'll speak to hospitality for you.
01:21Yeah.
01:22And I'll need a massage and a facial before this afternoon's stand check.
01:24Already booked in with Roshira.
01:26And no more fan mints.
01:27These cruise ship plebs up with the death of me.
01:31You know, if she carries on like this, I swear she's going overboard.
01:33Let's wait until Christmas is over, shall we?
01:35Bring back Jack Grayling.
01:37All is forgiven.
01:43Alicante Port Authority have given us permission to start our approach.
01:47We've got the wind with the tide, so with any luck, we should be on schedule.
01:52You've been out of sorts since we left Southampton.
01:56Coming to work with lead in the shoes.
01:58Christmas was always Jack's favorite time of year, so.
02:09Since he left the ship, no one's heard a peep from him.
02:12Well, maybe that's for the best.
02:15There is an excursion this afternoon to Santa Domenica, the Christmas pilgrimage,
02:20where both do a little shore leave.
02:23We could go together.
02:25I still have the locks to complete.
02:28Perhaps a little festive downtime would do you the world of good.
02:34Feliz Navidad, amigos!
02:36This is Colin, your cruise director,
02:38informing all guests that the ship has now arrived in sunny Alicante.
02:42Perfect for some last-minute festive shopping.
02:45So why not grab a sombrero, crack open the carver,
02:48because the countdown to Christmas starts here.
02:52We'd like to inform all guests that today's shopping mall deal
02:55at 25% discount on...
02:58That Eve Fontaine post has gone viral.
03:01Yeah, the podcast has got quite a fun of it.
03:04Yeah, when Donna first found out she needed special treatment,
03:06we set up a crowdfunding appeal for her stem cell surgery out in Arizona.
03:09Bernie's always been there for me.
03:11Every step of the way.
03:12Yeah, what are best friends for, eh?
03:14Hey, how'd you melt?
03:17Fill that one up, will ya?
03:18And whatever these ladies want.
03:20We're fine.
03:21I wouldn't mind a pineapple juice.
03:23It's been all over her since the start of the cruise.
03:26Didn't fancy dressing up as Santa, then?
03:29Well, you know, I like to stand out from the crowd, don't I?
03:31You're already gonna pull wearing that.
03:33I'm young, free and single.
03:35Well, I didn't like this apart as well.
03:36Hang on.
03:37I've got you a little Christmas present.
03:39You didn't have to do that.
03:40That's all right.
03:41Hold that with ya.
03:43Let's see what it looks like on you, shall we?
03:55It's lovely.
03:56Beautiful.
03:57Listen, the lads are gonna go into town later for a few drinks,
04:00but, I mean, I could swerve it.
04:02I mean, you could maybe, well, you know, hang out for the afternoon.
04:05She's busy today.
04:06The pilgrimage to Santa Dominica.
04:08Er, Bernie's still holding out for a Christmas miracle.
04:12All right, well.
04:14Change your mind.
04:19All I wanted on this cruise was a bit of fun.
04:21After everything I've been through.
04:23I've only just met him and he's already buying you fancy presents.
04:26I'm just looking out for ya.
04:28You'll be late for the tour.
04:29Donna, sorry.
04:32The sanctuary of Los Peregrinos was recently founded after a local girl,
04:50Thomasina Fernandez, was visited by the Blessed Virgin in one of the orange groves.
04:55She was entrusted to build a shrine where the sick and the injured might come to be healed.
05:00Well, they're certainly packing in the faithful.
05:05I said a prayer for you this morning.
05:13Miracles don't happen to people like me.
05:16You've got to have faith, Don.
05:18All right, all right.
05:20What happened to the pub crawl?
05:22There's no lads of coke about me.
05:23I thought you could do us some moral support anyway.
05:25I thought you could do us some moral support anyway.
05:26D Dominimi miserere nobis.
05:27Christi miserere nobis.
05:28Christi miserere nobis.
05:30D Dominimi miserere nobis.
05:41Christi, audle nos.
05:43there's been a while since we spent any time together there's no reason we can't
05:50still be friends as we celebrate Christmas with communion and prayer I
05:55would like to invite the sick and indisposed to step forward for a
06:00blessing at the shrine of our lady
06:04Christi for a promise not a living garage for a promise
06:23Santa Maria Ruega por nosotros Santa Madre de Dios Ruega por nosotros
06:32thank you father it was lovely it was a beautiful service thank you perhaps a
06:37small donation for the upkeep of the church yes when are you gonna realize
06:43she isn't interested don't tell you that the chick I know a chancer when I see
06:47let's get it right don't set herself up with decent you fellas put your nose right
06:50out you really think she'd settle for a loser she's out of your league Jason
06:56it's everything all right doctors think she's gonna need a transplant vomiting
06:59jaundice swollen ankles you really fancy taking all that on yeah
07:05Frankie you haven't seen a couple of small shepherds have you robes sandals I know what they look like Colin oh it's absolute carnage in Bethlehem all the kids are high on sugar you wanted to see me oh yeah I just wanted to run through some changes to your set list there's been a couple of festive additions I can't cope with these last-minute changes Colin it's highly unprofessional Eve there you want to see me oh yeah I just wanted to run through some changes to your set list there's been a couple of festive additions I can't cope with these last-minute changes
07:35I don't know who you are Richard I was just checking that you're still on for lunch un chicanito where the paella is to die for well she'll be busy rehearsing lunch would be perfect if you're sure you can spare the time five hours shore leave and the pleasure of your delightful company you spoil me you know that I know shall we let's remember who's top of the billet
07:53not a word
07:56you okay just needed to sit down must have been overdoing things all right well let's get you back to the ship shall we um I'm fine I think I'd rather the doctor check you over if that's all right
08:17but we better get a move on or we'll miss this bus where's Bernie she said she wanted to see the Ignatius Chapel
08:25I can wait with Donna all right well um we'll see if we can find her yeah you're right darling yeah sure yeah
08:47not tonight
08:53excuse me wait Kate
09:07oh my god
09:10I saw a nun in the cloister just before we found the body.
09:31She was running off towards the abbey.
09:34The sisters often frequent the cloisters as they go about their daily business.
09:37Well, I just think the sooner we talk to her...
09:40Tomasina has taken a vow of silence.
09:43No one outside the company is permitted to speak to her.
09:47Tomasina, the child that saw the visions.
09:50The abbey has offered her sanctuary, a life devoted to the service of Christ.
09:56I've given the police a statement. They know how to find us.
09:59Did this woman have any family on the boat?
10:02She was traveling with her best friend, yeah.
10:04Then please, pass on my sincere codonances.
10:18I'm going to give you a thorough check-up, bearing in mind your condition.
10:21I'm feeling much better already.
10:23We've had one hell of a shock.
10:25We are going to run a few tests just to be on the safe side.
10:28I still can't believe Bernie's dead.
10:36Can you think of anyone that she's fallen out with?
10:38Anyone that might be holding a grudge?
10:41She might have rubbed a few people up the wrong way, but...
10:44Bernie had a good heart.
10:46Perhaps this isn't the time.
10:48Yeah, sure.
10:49I should get back to work.
10:51I don't want to say anything.
10:53I'd rather be on my own.
10:54She'd been gone 20 minutes and somebody attacked her and left her for dead.
11:03It doesn't make any sense.
11:05There's always a motive for murder.
11:06You just need to look for it.
11:08That's what Jack always said.
11:10Yeah, well, in case you hadn't noticed, Jack isn't here, so...
11:14What if I told you I knew where to find him?
11:17So you're telling me he's been here in Alicante the whole time?
11:25I thought Jack swore me to secrecy.
11:26Oh, that's just typical of Jack Grayling, isn't it?
11:29Running away is per usual.
11:30Yeah.
11:32Are you sure this is the right place?
11:36I'd recognize that place anywhere.
11:38Come on.
11:39Thank you so much, everybody.
12:05Jamil, Jack.
12:13I have missed you so much.
12:15What about me, Jack?
12:22Did you miss me?
12:32Okay.
12:33I thought you might have been dead, Jack.
12:36Instead, you've been hiding away here on some pirate shit theme bar.
12:40Look, I've been working my backside off just trying to make ends meet.
12:42Look, well, you both put a sock in it.
12:45A passenger was murdered this morning, Jack.
12:48We need your help to solve it.
12:50Oh, so that's why the pair of you are here.
12:53Well, I haven't come to kiss and make up.
12:55Okay, look, let's take a second, yes?
12:57We can fill you in on what we know.
13:03The victim's name was Bernadette Campbell.
13:05She was on a crowdfunding cruise with her best friend, Donna Branning.
13:08They'd gone to visit the shrine at Santa Domenica.
13:11Piers and I were there when we found the body.
13:13With Piers?
13:14Look, let's just stick to the case, yeah?
13:18Any suspects?
13:19One of the nuns from the convent.
13:22I saw her running from the cloister shortly after the murder.
13:24You're seriously suggesting a nun might have killed her?
13:26All right, I know it sounds far-fetched.
13:30But we need to rule her own.
13:32We?
13:35Yes.
13:36First thing tomorrow, we go to the village and see she'll talk to us.
13:41All right, fine.
13:42But this is strictly business.
13:44Yes.
13:56First thing tomorrow, we go to the village and see she'll talk to us.
14:26This is Colin, your crew's director, a.k.a. Santa's little helper.
14:39And what attack groups that he's docked in, we've got lined up for you today.
14:43Oh.
14:44What?
14:46Jason doesn't see himself today.
14:48Well, that might be something to do with the argument he had with Bernie.
14:52You think he might have taken out the competition?
14:54I don't know.
14:56Look, why don't you speak to some of his friends today, see what you can find out.
15:00Yeah?
15:00Yeah.
15:02Good luck with Jack today.
15:05At the convent, I mean.
15:07Yeah.
15:07So, an update from sunny Arizona.
15:16And the bad news is my stem cell treatment hasn't worked.
15:21Graph failure.
15:22Right now I feel angry, scared, disappointed.
15:29But we keep going.
15:33We'll keep the faith.
15:38Wasn't sure you'd come.
15:39Well, there's still a murder to solve.
15:42Well, just as long as you don't go hit me again.
15:44I've been reading up on Bernie's best friend, Donna.
15:50That treatment she's been having in Arizona must have cost a fair bit.
15:54Well, I think she raised all the money on crowdfunding.
15:55Look, you've got every right to be mad at me.
16:03It was six months, Jack.
16:05Not a word.
16:06You didn't even reply to my messages.
16:08Let me explain.
16:13I think we should get to the convent.
16:31Good morning, senora.
16:32Would you like to speak to her hermano Tomasina?
16:36No.
16:38Great.
16:43Any more bright ideas?
16:49I just wanted to apologise.
16:50I was out of order what I said to Bernie yesterday.
16:52I can't do this right now, Jason.
16:54No, I didn't mean what I said.
16:56You can't talk to people like that.
16:58Let me make it up to you.
16:59No strings attached.
17:00You can't be on your own for Christmas,
17:02especially after everything that's happened.
17:04Well, I could do with a date for the show tonight.
17:08I didn't think you'd still be going.
17:10Well, you've promised to dedicate a song to Bernie.
17:12All right, well, I don't know if you're round seven.
17:16Kate, when I left the ship, I lost everything.
17:41The job I loved, the girl I fell for.
17:46We could have made it work, Jack.
17:49People do.
17:49I know, but I couldn't just sit around and count down the days till I saw you next.
17:53Then watch your sail off again, it would have broken me.
17:58Jack.
17:58They warned me not to talk to you.
18:11So much for the foul silence.
18:13The woman that was killed yesterday, her name was Bernadette.
18:16I don't know anything about that.
18:17Then why did you run when I saw you in the cloister?
18:19I wanted to watch the mass of supplication.
18:25I'm not supposed to leave the convent.
18:29They keep me locked up here.
18:31Ever since the apparition.
18:34A martyr for Christ.
18:36Did you see anybody else in the cloister?
18:38For this, this is the blood of the covenant that was poured out for men for the forgiveness of sins.
18:42Please, don't let them hurt me.
18:50This child belongs to Christ now.
19:06Tomasina told us that she was being held here against her will.
19:09None says she can live at any time.
19:12You gave instructions to restrain her.
19:14Recently she has become volatile.
19:17The pressure of her newfound elevation.
19:20But the convent is the safest place for her.
19:24Locked up.
19:25Out of harm's way.
19:27I have taken on the role of her protector.
19:31These visions that Tomasina claims to have seen.
19:34You must have had your doubts.
19:35The Pope himself has pronounced it a genuine miracle.
19:41And his holiness is infallible.
19:46Where were you at the time of the murder?
19:48If you don't mind me asking, Father.
19:50This Robin is sacristy.
19:51I have an imminent meeting at the ayuntamiento in view of recent unfortunate events.
20:01I'm sure you can find your own way out.
20:03Tomasina is a miracle.
20:16Her accounts of the visions were questioned by people in the village.
20:21They claimed she was subject to religious delusions.
20:23She's spent some time in a clinic for bipolar disorder.
20:28Does it make her a killer?
20:30No, I know that.
20:34Rodriguez is all set to become a monsignor.
20:37For services to the church.
20:40These visions were exposed as a scam.
20:42He'd have an awful lot to lose.
20:44Yeah.
20:45Still doesn't explain why Bernie was murdered, though.
20:47Maybe she stumbled across something that he was desperate to hide.
20:56Jamil.
20:57Hey.
20:58So, how's it going with Kate?
21:01Yeah, she's here with me now on speakerphone.
21:06Yes.
21:08So, I have spoken to the lads.
21:11And I thought you both might want an update on Jason Egan.
21:14The passenger that had an argument with Bernie.
21:18Oh.
21:18Yes.
21:19Well, he's very much married, but strange from his wife.
21:23He's behind with his maintenance payments.
21:25His window cleaning business went bust during COVID.
21:28And he is up to his eyeballs in debt.
21:30Okay, well, thank you very much for the update.
21:33And we'll check in with you later.
21:35Yes.
21:35Okay.
21:37Bye, guys.
21:38Bye.
21:42How much money has Donna's Charity raised?
21:44So, giving for wishes, Paige?
21:46Yes.
21:47Way over a hundred grand in donations.
21:50Maybe Jason was after more than a Christmas fling.
21:55Well, there's only one way to find out.
21:57Oh, no.
21:58I am not stepping foot on that ship.
22:00Jack, you never even said goodbye.
22:02Marlo didn't even give me a choice.
22:03And if you seriously think, you'd ever let me back on board.
22:07Not in a million years.
22:09With all due respect, Captain, if Jack can help us solve this, it would literally only mean a few hours on board.
22:14It was crime solving that got him thrown off the ship in the first place.
22:17We should leave this to the Spanish police.
22:19I knew this was a bad idea.
22:21Look, Donna Branning has half a million followers on social media.
22:25When they find out that her best friend was murdered.
22:28On a crowdfunded Christmas cruise.
22:31I think that head office would want this resolving as soon as possible.
22:34And how will they feel about allowing a disgraced entertainer back on board?
22:38Thank you, Mr. DeVrice.
22:39I am aware of the ramifications.
22:41Look, Jack was dismissed as a member of the crew.
22:44There's nothing to stop him embarking as a passenger.
22:46Look, as soon as the ship sails, I'm gone.
22:47We sail at eight o'clock sharp.
22:56Which only leaves you five hours to find Bernie Campbell's killer.
23:02The captain's asked me to look into Bernie's murder.
23:05Jack used to be a police officer.
23:07Well, I'm not sure there's anything else I can tell you.
23:10How long have you known Jason Agnew?
23:13Couple of weeks.
23:15We met at the start of the cruise.
23:16Oh, well, he's a fast mover then.
23:20He was already following me on social media.
23:22I feel like I've known him forever.
23:25I got the feeling that you and Jason were at odds yesterday.
23:29Bernie had warned him off.
23:31She could get a bit jealous sometimes.
23:34Did he ever ask you about the crowdfunding money?
23:38Well, he was worried that Bernie might try and take advantage.
23:41But I told him she'd never do that.
23:44Jason wasn't with you when we found you outside the church yesterday.
23:46Do you have any idea where he went?
23:48Well, he was angry at Bernie.
23:51Said she'd humiliated him.
23:53I tried to calm him down, but he wouldn't listen.
23:57Stormed off into the village.
23:58A bit of me time away from the kids?
24:10These Christmas cruises can take it out of here.
24:13Sorry, but I know you.
24:14Sorry.
24:15I'm Jack Grayling.
24:16I just came aboard.
24:17Kids are at home with their mum for Christmas.
24:19Oh.
24:20When were you planning on telling Donna?
24:22Just because I haven't told Donna about my ex-missus.
24:24I mean, my marriage has been done for months.
24:26And you needed to keep the maintenance payments up.
24:28The money that Donna raised for her treatment,
24:30that must have been quite an attractive proposition.
24:33What are you trying to say?
24:34That I'm using Donna as some sort of meal ticket?
24:36Well, Bernie had you down as a bit of a chancer.
24:39Maybe she had every right to be concerned.
24:41And what's that supposed to mean?
24:43You weren't with Donna yesterday when we found her.
24:46You want to tell us where you were?
24:48Well, I went for a walk to clear my head.
24:50Did you walk anywhere near the Ignatius Chapel?
24:53No.
24:55Look.
24:57I've made some really big mistakes in my life, all right?
25:00That's my business, my wife, my kids.
25:04I'm not telling you anyway.
25:05You won't understand.
25:07You'd be surprised.
25:09Look, I like Donna, okay?
25:10I want to do right by her.
25:13But with Bernie out of the picture.
25:16Bernie warned me off.
25:17I walked away.
25:18That's the last time I saw her, all right?
25:24Well, no!
25:25Stop!
25:26Stop!
25:28Don't you self-dizzy has always been my encore.
25:30Well, it's a Christmas Eve concert,
25:32which is why Frosty the Snowman will be sending them home.
25:35I know my audience, Colin.
25:36Yes, and it's my job to keep them happy.
25:38With that tired old shtick you call a warm-up.
25:40Pack, do me a favour.
25:42Just because you've got your claws into Marlowe.
25:45The captain recognises Taleb when he sees it.
25:49He's the only one who doesn't think you passed it.
25:52You do know I was offered the Blackpool Grant.
25:54Oh, come off it, Eve.
25:55It was this or it was Panto in Huddersfield.
25:57The Wicked Queen.
25:58Well, it takes one to know one, Colin.
26:00So why don't you shtick to your Christmas karaoke?
26:03Leave the real entertainment to the pros.
26:06Pros?
26:07You're a washed-up too, big cabaret act.
26:09When you're ready to apologise,
26:13I shall be in my dressing room.
26:21Come in.
26:22How's my favourite cruise ship, Doctor?
26:26Jack!
26:30Jamil told me you're back.
26:31A little query we need help with.
26:34What can you tell us about chlorpromazine?
26:38Uh, it's prescribed as an antipsychotic.
26:41Works by suppressing the dopamine levels.
26:44You said thomasine had been treated for a bipolar disorder.
26:47Yeah.
26:48I'm not sure where all of this is going, Jack.
26:51Well, she told us that she couldn't remember anything.
26:53Well, clearly she was lying.
26:55Memory wipeout.
26:56A common symptom of a psychotic episode.
26:59We need to get back to the village.
27:14Thought you might like some herbal tea.
27:17Good for calming the constitution.
27:21Why does everyone on this ship seem to hate me, Jamil?
27:24No, I'm sure that's not true.
27:30You know what they say about cruise ships.
27:33You're either on your way up,
27:35or you're on your way down.
27:38Two hours of show tunes in high heels and spandex.
27:42Performing to a crowd wearing leisure wear.
27:46I watched you act from the back of the theatre.
27:50Then you must know my voice is sharp.
27:54The doctor found some nodules.
27:57He's recommended surgery.
27:59I've been trying to hide it for weeks now.
28:02I'm so sorry to hear that.
28:04I'm planning on jumping ship.
28:07Did you tell Colin about this?
28:08He's been out to undermine me since I started this gig.
28:12No, I'm sure if you talk to him,
28:14you both can call a truce.
28:17It's a bit late for that, love.
28:21Show's over.
28:24You never told us that Tomasina was sectioned as a child.
28:28It was none of your concern.
28:30The miracle she witnessed.
28:32An episode brought on by her schizophrenia.
28:35The secret the church has tried to cover up.
28:37And if it ever came to light that you were parted to a hoax.
28:40Schizoflinia is a terrible affliction.
28:46A troubled soul possessed by demons.
28:50I was telling you the truth when I told you that I was trying to protect her.
28:56Then tell us what really happened.
28:57I found her in the chapel.
29:07Her eyes were focused on a vision.
29:11One that she alone will see.
29:14Tomasina.
29:14I should never have reached out to her.
29:19Tomasina, where are you?
29:23I followed her outside.
29:26I saw her running away towards the convent.
29:28Tomasina?
29:29So, in her confused mental state, Tomasina attacked Bernie?
29:36Tomasina had never been violent.
29:40Even when she's lost to us.
29:43So why have you been lying to us?
29:44She came to me, that evening.
29:52To offer up a confession.
29:55I swear before Christ, she was already dead when I found her.
30:02She was lying in the cloister.
30:04Reading from a wound to her head, crucifix on the ground beside her.
30:09It was then I saw the necklace.
30:12I picked it up, I don't know why.
30:14I knelt down beside her.
30:18There was blood everywhere.
30:21I'm not sure how I got back to my room, but when I came to,
30:25I was sitting on the bed, and this was in my pocket.
30:32I found it lying on the ground beside the body.
30:34It's either the necklace was Bernie's, someone ripped it off in a struggle.
30:45Or the killer was a woman.
30:47Which reels out Jason Agnew.
30:49Jack!
30:51Jack!
30:51All right, just give us a minute of this, man.
30:52There's something you need to know.
30:53Why is it?
30:55Where did you find this?
30:57It was left behind at the murder scene.
30:59Do you want?
30:59Don't you think I know who killed Bernie?
31:17Donna posted this video blog two months ago.
31:20So they've called me in for my pre-op tests.
31:27Let's hope I get through this one without any complications.
31:31The placement of the NG nose tube is too far in.
31:35No medical professional would have inserted it that way.
31:37When I checked Donna over yesterday, she seemed a little reluctant to have any tests.
31:45So I did a bit of investigating of my own.
31:48Her blood test results came back this afternoon.
31:51The numbers made surprising reading.
31:53No indicators of any disease.
31:56I looked up her condition.
31:57People with BPC don't just get better.
32:00Spontaneous remission.
32:01There have been some recorded cases.
32:03But it's unlikely.
32:07No, she was never ill at all.
32:12I still need some more tests.
32:14Just to be sure.
32:15We should be celebrating.
32:16It's like a Christmas miracle.
32:17Well, champagne.
32:19Come to the house.
32:21This might not be the right timing.
32:24But I just wonder when we get back if you might want to make a go of things.
32:29I'd like that, Jason.
32:31Really, I would.
32:34Bernie was right.
32:36Keep it safe.
32:37Shame she's not here to enjoy the moment.
32:42After everything she's done for you.
32:44I'm sure all your crowd funders will be keen to hear an update.
32:47After all that money you've scammed out of them.
32:50Sorry?
32:51You've...
32:51You've lost me.
32:53The evidence that ties her to Bernie's murder.
32:56We just couldn't figure out why.
32:58Then Dr. Tan filled me in on those blood test results.
33:02And things started to make more sense.
33:05I called that clinic in Arizona.
33:07They had no record of you ever being a patient there.
33:10Lola?
33:11You lied.
33:14About everything.
33:17I swear I was ill.
33:18I really thought it was something serious.
33:22And my GP referred me to a specialist.
33:25Bernie being Bernie.
33:26She said she'd come with me.
33:28Like any good friend would.
33:31They gave me the all clear.
33:32And when I saw her waiting outside, I...
33:34I told her they were starting me on a course of treatments.
33:38Why did you lie, Donna?
33:40It made me feel special.
33:43Hang on a minute.
33:43You made all this up for a bit of attention.
33:46And those lies just got bigger, didn't they?
33:48Your blog, your podcast, your followers online.
33:51How could I tell them the truth?
33:54Those hospital visits must have taken some plenty.
33:56There's a meds room at work.
33:58It's easy to buy all that stuff online.
34:00And Bernie didn't suspect a thing.
34:03She wanted to believe it as much as I did.
34:05What did you say to Jason?
34:08What?
34:09He's the first guy who's shown any interest,
34:11but suddenly I'm in the way.
34:12You smother me, Bernie.
34:14Because your own life is sad and empty.
34:17I've spent the past six months looking after you.
34:20And this is the thanks I get.
34:22All those trips to the hospital,
34:23the late night phone calls.
34:25I made it all up.
34:27The diagnosis, the illness, it's all lies.
34:33This is fraud, Donna.
34:36We could both go to prison.
34:39There's people that we've lied to.
34:41Which is why we keep this between us.
34:44No one else needs to know.
34:46And you say that my life is empty.
34:50You think you can just walk away?
34:53Yeah, I do.
34:55Because we are done.
34:56This is done.
34:58You'd be nothing without me.
35:01You know that.
35:02By the time I'm finished,
35:04everyone is going to know what you've done.
35:06I couldn't let her ruin everything.
35:15Surely you can see that.
35:17We can wait for the police in your cabin.
35:18I'm sorry.
35:24I'm so sorry.
35:25Okay, so I might have said a few things in the heat of the moment.
35:34Washed up, two-bit, cabaret hacked.
35:37Well, I'm sure we can get past it.
35:38Does that mean I get an apology?
35:43This ship isn't big enough for the both of us, Colin.
35:47Well, you're looking at a blatant breach of contract.
35:49Then sue me, twinkle toes.
35:51Oh, I was hoping to catch Jack.
36:08He's gone back to his bar.
36:09Said he had a show to do.
36:13But it's not long until the ship sails.
36:15Yeah, and I still have these manifests to complete.
36:18We're supposed to be together.
36:26More than any two people I know.
36:29That's an admirable sentiment, Jamil.
36:32But Jack's quite right.
36:33The ship will survive without him.
36:37We are missing our headline singer.
36:41Come and get him.
36:48That day you left the ship.
36:59I could have come with you.
37:03Give up the dream of your own command.
37:05I never would have asked us to do that, Kate.
37:08You think you've got me all figured out, don't you?
37:10I know you better than anyone.
37:11Look, our headline act for tonight has gone AWOL.
37:17Colin is in the middle of a breakdown,
37:19and we don't have a singer for tonight's Christmas show.
37:22Then you thought I might fit the bill.
37:24Piers has already cleared it with Marlowe.
37:26Not that he had much of a choice.
37:29And what about you, Kate?
37:32Do you forgive me?
37:33Well, that depends.
37:37And what?
37:40It depends on if you're planning on sticking around.
37:44There's no more second chances, Jack.
37:51The ship sails in less than an hour.
37:55What makes you think I'd be on it?
38:03Because I'm not leaving without you.
38:14Oh, good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
38:16There are only four hours till Christmas.
38:18Are we all excited?
38:20Good, good.
38:21Well, listen, I hate to be the Christmas Grinch,
38:23but unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances,
38:26Eve Fontaine will not be performing for us tonight.
38:30I know, but fear not.
38:31Because we have got a star-turned replacement for you.
38:35Back where he belongs.
38:36He's the voice of this ship.
38:37Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the one, the only,
38:39Mr. Jack Grayley!
38:55Baby, if you've got to go away
38:58Don't think I could take the pain
39:02Won't you stay another day
39:06Oh, don't leave me alone like this
39:13Don't you say it's the final kiss
39:17Won't you stay another day
39:24Don't you know we've come too far now
39:29Just to go and try to throw it all away
39:35Thought I heard you say it's the final kiss
39:41You love me
39:42You love me
39:44And that your love
39:46Was gonna be
39:47Here to stay
39:50Stay now
39:53Baby, if you've got to go away
39:57Don't think I could take the pain
40:01Won't you stay another day
40:05Stay now
40:08Oh, don't leave me alone like this
40:12Don't you say it's the final kiss
40:15Won't you stay another day
40:20Thought I might find you here
40:27Hmm, just counting down the minutes to Christmas Day
40:30It's good to have you home
40:33It's good to be home
40:35Good times we had
40:42Return to haunt me
40:46And though it's for you
40:48All that I do
40:49Seems to be wrong
40:52Stay now
40:56Baby, if you've got to go away
40:59Don't think I could take the pain
41:03Won't you stay another day
41:07Stay now
41:10Oh, don't leave me alone like this
41:14Don't you say it's the final kiss
41:17Won't you stay another day
41:23Stay now
41:44Let's wait
41:46Today
41:46We'll be right back
41:47started
41:47All now
41:48We'll be right back
41:50fellas
41:51Welcome
41:51Thanks
41:53We're
41:53Lies
41:54Good times
41:55Fecha
41:55You
41:55Who
41:56Lies
41:57We
41:57We
41:59Did
41:59The
42:00You
42:01We
42:02We
42:05You
42:05We
42:06You
42:07We
42:09You
42:11We
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