Gogglebox - Season 26 Episode 10
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00:00No, I don't think so. Why?
00:05Well, they're not mine.
00:06What are they?
00:09Fanny White. I don't have them.
00:12Where's them from?
00:13Well, they're not mine and nobody else has been here except you.
00:16Oh, I'll tell you what, though, I love them.
00:18Ha!
00:18Ha! Ha! Ha!
00:25Her flabbers have been gasted.
00:27You are some of this.
00:28Oh, that is.
00:30Look out!
00:31Now, see?
00:32Oh, now, there's a controversial statement.
00:35The gravy.
00:38Yeah.
00:39Do you like this music?
00:40No, not particularly.
00:41So suck on that.
00:43Oh, wow.
00:45He's been a bad boy.
00:46Don't ever take me to a restaurant like that.
00:48Not a chance, do you?
00:49Oh! Yes, look at that.
00:52He's had an absolute feast.
00:54Whoa! For a banana?
00:56This is insane.
00:59Well, thank God that's over.
01:00I've got a day gone.
01:02It is like putting chicken in a vodka tonic, this.
01:04Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
01:06That's very modern, isn't it?
01:07Nothing. No one saw that coming.
01:08No.
01:09In the week David Beckham picked up his knighthood from the king, we enjoyed lots of great telly.
01:17Players were getting fired up as the games began on Netflix.
01:21Think about what you gave to be here.
01:23Let them do it.
01:24We're going to win this with faith and belief in each other.
01:27We got this.
01:29Let's get it.
01:30Come on.
01:30He's done some motivational training now.
01:33Yeah, they're all the same.
01:35They all say, we've got this.
01:36We can do it.
01:37I've never had motivational training, Mary.
01:39That's why I'm unmotivated.
01:42Yeah, but I've chachy-ptied what's wrong with you.
01:45What is it?
01:46Executive dysfunction.
01:48Oh, you must tell me more about it.
01:50Yeah.
01:50I've never diagnosed it.
01:52There was a right royal dressing down on ITV News.
01:55Last night, Prince Andrew became Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, stripped of his remaining titles.
02:01Do you know what I think his next move should be?
02:03Another BBC documentary.
02:05Yeah, because it did do him the world of good last time.
02:07Yeah.
02:07And in the meantime, he's just flogging all his old robes that he no longer needs on Vinted.
02:12On Vinted, yeah.
02:14Well, they'll get Fergie doing all that, won't they?
02:15Yeah.
02:16She can run into the post office, like.
02:18She's tearing her arse to in-post every five minutes.
02:22You won't believe it, Andrew.
02:24There's no f***ing lockers again.
02:26And Traitors vs. Faithfuls came face to face in the final showdown on BBC One.
02:33Players, this is it.
02:36The final round table.
02:38Right, Dad, are you ready?
02:39OK.
02:42I think the traitor is you, Dad.
02:46Well, that's what you're going to do.
02:48That's good, that is.
02:49Stony face.
02:50Yeah, but that's terrifying.
02:51Contempt.
02:54Look, I would accuse you first of being a traitor and then a serial killer if I saw that.
02:57I had my first ever shower.
03:10Oh, that's exciting.
03:11In my new bathroom.
03:13I also crucified the toilet.
03:15Best friends, Abby and Georgia.
03:17Crucified the toilet.
03:23Is that the word?
03:24No.
03:25What?
03:26When you do something for the first time, what does it...
03:29Christened.
03:30Is it christened?
03:30I think it's christened, not crucified.
03:32Crucified my toilet.
03:39On Thursday night, over 11 million of us settled in for this on the BBC.
03:45Here's to the traitors.
03:47Yes.
03:48To the traitors.
03:49To the traitors.
03:50Here we go.
03:51I've been only get your strength up, Steve, because this is going to be a shock.
03:55Not many for it to be over.
04:00I don't want it to be over.
04:01What am I going to do?
04:02Come on, Claudia, let's get it started.
04:05I can't bear the suspense.
04:0619 celebrities arrived at this castle to play the ultimate murder mystery game.
04:12I like that castle.
04:13And now we're down to just five.
04:17Three faithful and two traitors.
04:19Don't know what Claudia's going to do.
04:21It's her last night.
04:21She's finishing strictly.
04:23What's she doing?
04:23Emigrating somewhere.
04:24She's going to be going on holiday.
04:25My only kind of real hope is Nick does what he's told me he's going to do, which is to
04:32vote for Kat.
04:32Her name's only been mentioned once, I think, the whole series.
04:35Going into this final round table, we've got to get them traitors.
04:38So the faithful really do need to rally together now.
04:41Yes, Nick, that is the whole point of the game.
04:42I've got to make a decision on whether to vote David or Kat.
04:46Well, it's not David.
04:48David or Kat.
04:49We're at the final round table.
04:51We've got two traitors that have been traitors since the very beginning.
04:56Oh, he's dicked up.
04:57He looks like bloody Liberace.
04:58I've just got to be so careful.
05:01Do you know what, though?
05:02Alan hasn't done well when he's come under fire at the round table.
05:05He's got defensive.
05:07Players, this is it.
05:09The final round table.
05:14Don't start rattling them.
05:17Remember, if only faithful remain, they share the pot.
05:22But if there is still a traitor here, they take it all.
05:27Holy macaroni, Pedro.
05:31I didn't even know the side I'm on.
05:33Yeah.
05:33It's that good, isn't it?
05:35The banished player will no longer reveal if they are a traitor or a faithful.
05:41Oh, my God.
05:41That makes it even harder.
05:43For the final time, then, the floor is yours.
05:48Oh, here we go.
05:49Here we go.
05:50OK, who's going first?
05:51Who's going first?
05:53So, look, there are so few things anyone can say with certainty.
05:57But, um...
05:57Alan, you're a traitor.
06:00Alan, you know what?
06:01I think I realise that I've often felt, especially going to breakfast, like, terrified and then this sheer sense of relief.
06:08Did Nick say Alan, then?
06:09Yes, he said Alan.
06:11But Nick said he was going for Kat.
06:12Yes.
06:13And what I often didn't get a sense from you was the sense of relief that you'd survived, maybe?
06:19Good spot.
06:20Well spotted.
06:21I like that thinking from Nick.
06:23And maybe that's possibly arguably true of you, Kat, sometimes, that there was never this sort of...
06:28Like a relief.
06:29Oh.
06:30Tall traitors there.
06:31He's naming two of them, isn't he?
06:33I think the Faithfuls have got them sussed here.
06:36I don't know what they might have done.
06:37Alan and Kat are on the ropes.
06:39The one small con I've got for you is that you've been really quiet.
06:42All the way through.
06:43Mm-hmm.
06:44She has, hasn't she?
06:45Yeah, clearly.
06:45You've always got to watch out for the quiet ones, haven't you?
06:48And with David and Kat receiving two votes each, it all came down to Joe.
06:53What's he going to say?
06:59Oh, this is exciting, Mary.
07:01I can't watch.
07:02Ah!
07:04I'm sorry, Kat.
07:05No.
07:06Yes.
07:06She's double bluffing.
07:07But I've changed my mind.
07:09No!
07:11Kat, he's wrote in for Kat.
07:13Kat is gone.
07:15Kat is gone.
07:16Can we just take a moment for the fact that Alan is the only remaining traitor?
07:20He was the worst out of all of them.
07:22Of our people.
07:25Right, hang on.
07:26Are we doing an indoor fire pit?
07:28Because that just makes it even more special.
07:30Players, this is it.
07:33The final showdown.
07:35Oh.
07:36Come on, come on, come on.
07:38I don't want it to end.
07:39In front of you are chests that contain ceremonial pouches.
07:45Oh, pouches.
07:46One is labelled banish again.
07:49The other is labelled endgame.
07:52If you believe there is still traitors in your midst...
07:57There is, Alan!
07:58They don't know that there's still one left.
08:00They don't know that they've got rid of them all.
08:02Then choose banish again.
08:04Oh, my God.
08:06Alan needs to go banish and get David out.
08:08Alan, we will start with you.
08:10Let's see what you have chosen to do.
08:13He's got to say end the game, but if he said end the game...
08:16They'll know he's the traitor.
08:17Yeah.
08:19Red, he wants to banish!
08:21Oh, that is a big double bluff.
08:23I've still got a little bit of unfinished business.
08:26It's to do with Joe.
08:27Yeah.
08:28Oh, he's got to try and get rid of Joe.
08:30Earlier today, me, Kat and him were outside
08:33and he said, let's vote for David, all three of us.
08:37And that's what we said we'd do.
08:40And yet, round the round table, he goes for Kat.
08:43And it just made me very suspicious.
08:47Yes, Alan!
08:48Oh, Alan!
08:48Yes!
08:50Is it right if he's just getting it, Alan?
08:52This is brilliant!
08:53A bit later, with the final showdown underway,
08:57the players turned the fire red,
08:59which meant another banishment.
09:02Alan, who do you believe should be banished?
09:04Here we go.
09:05Who's he going to put?
09:06I think it's Joe.
09:07Joe, he's gone for Joe!
09:12Go!
09:14Joe.
09:16It's going to be Alan, isn't it?
09:18Alan.
09:19I've gone for Alan.
09:20Joe and Alan, pistols at dawn.
09:22They're coming for you, Alan!
09:24David.
09:25Oh, don't get it wrong, David.
09:27Joe is a traitor.
09:29Oh, David!
09:31That's where I want it to go!
09:32Yes, yes, yes!
09:33Oh, my days!
09:34I can't believe it!
09:38Look at his face!
09:39Oh!
09:40Oh, I'm slathering.
09:41Hey, Alan's done the job!
09:43Nick.
09:45Oh, my God.
09:46Nick's going to go for Joe, isn't he?
09:48I'm stressed.
09:49I'm very stressed.
09:53Joe.
09:54No!
09:55No!
09:56Yes!
09:56Look at that!
09:58I don't want it!
10:01Oh, ho, ho!
10:03Shut up!
10:03Sit down!
10:04Oh, no!
10:05Look at Joe's face!
10:07So, Joe has been banished.
10:09Only three of you remain.
10:11Two faithfuls.
10:12One traitor.
10:13Alan, let's see what you have chosen to do.
10:16Oh!
10:17I hate these.
10:18End the game or banish again.
10:20He's going to do end game.
10:23End game.
10:24No, I think Alan's giving the game away.
10:26David, let's see what you have chosen to do.
10:30Oh!
10:30No, no.
10:31Look at David's face.
10:32No green, no green, no green.
10:34He's going green.
10:37Green!
10:38End game!
10:39Oh, my God.
10:40He's going to do it.
10:41I think he's going to do it.
10:42Nick, this is the last pouch.
10:45Come on, Nick.
10:46All comes to this now.
10:47Oh, Nick.
10:48Come on, Nick.
10:48If it burns green, we end the game right now.
10:52Oh, your feet's not red.
10:53Oh, please don't be red.
10:55Oh, please tell me you've banished.
10:56Come on, Nick.
10:57If the fire burns red, we vanish again.
11:02Here we go!
11:03My head's going to come off now any minute.
11:05Can't watch.
11:06I actually can't watch.
11:07Oh, he's done it.
11:12It's funny.
11:13Oh, you funny bastard.
11:18Look at Alan's face.
11:19Look at Alan's face.
11:20Oh, he cannot contain himself.
11:22He's been the worst traitor that traitors has ever seen.
11:28David, will you now please reveal, are you a faithful or are you a traitor?
11:33A faithful.
11:34Quite sentimentally.
11:36It's getting to me, they think.
11:38They're going to be so shocked.
11:39Nick, please reveal, are you a faithful or are you a traitor?
11:44Look at her smiling.
11:45She just knows.
11:46A faithful.
11:48Look at the smiling look.
11:50Whoa.
11:51We're old pals, aren't we?
11:52They think they've won the money.
11:55Alan.
11:57Oh, no.
11:58Look at his face.
11:59Oh, no.
12:00Oh, no.
12:00I'm shaking for him.
12:02I am and have always been a traitor.
12:13Oh, fuck.
12:15Oh, my God, he's collapsed.
12:19No, no, no.
12:24Well, they didn't see that coming, did they?
12:27You did brilliantly, Alan.
12:28You did brilliantly.
12:29You did brilliantly.
12:30You did brilliantly.
12:31You did brilliantly.
12:31Oh, bless him.
12:36Oh, he's going to make me cry.
12:37Oh, dog, it's a bloody game.
12:38Oh, no, but he's not to lie to them.
12:40You know what?
12:41That's relief.
12:42It is.
12:42That is absolute relief.
12:43Alan, you have won the game.
12:44Alan, you have won the game.
12:47Congratulations.
12:47Woo-hoo-hoo!
12:50Oh, that was brilliant.
12:53Oh, that was great.
12:53I'm about to wet myself.
12:55It was too exciting.
12:56I'm tired out.
12:57I can't wait for you to fuck off.
13:00I can't wait for you to go home.
13:01I can't wait to go myself.
13:03I'm tired out.
13:04I'm worn out watching this.
13:05I am.
13:05I've never been so drained.
13:07What a show.
13:08What a show.
13:09You hardly ever get emotion over a teleprogram anymore, Mary.
13:13I know.
13:14That's very rewarding that you've still got some feelings left.
13:25In home.
13:26Why are you sat as though you've got a broom up your arse?
13:28Oh, Lee.
13:29I went to bed last night.
13:30You know, I got me button.
13:32And, like, I sat off.
13:33I was sat like that straight up so I could watch the telly.
13:36And then I must have fell asleep and sat off.
13:39Best friends Jenny and Lee.
13:41Oh, told you them electric beds are no bastard good.
13:43I must have woke up my room.
13:45I bet you was sat there.
13:46I bet you was sat there and that's slavering.
13:48I couldn't just picture you.
13:49Yeah, I was.
13:50Was you in my bedroom?
13:53Oh, Lee, I ain't doing it no more.
13:55I'm going to do it and make sure that I turn it down.
13:59Why don't you put your telly on your ceiling?
14:01No.
14:02The mirror's there.
14:06On Sunday night, Hamza was having a look at homegrown wildlife
14:10on BBC One.
14:12I've been watching this.
14:13It's absolutely charming.
14:16He finds all the wildlife that we don't normally see.
14:19Well, it's funny that he's been able to get you interested in wildlife
14:22and I've been trying for 40 years, Natty.
14:24But it's the charming way he does it.
14:26Oh, it's the difference, is it?
14:27Yeah.
14:28My name is Hamza Yassin.
14:30I am a wildlife cameraman and naturalist.
14:33And I do a good cha-cha-cha.
14:35Yeah?
14:35I've got a very special spot for Hamza, Simon.
14:38Me too.
14:39And in this series, I'm going to show you the incredible hidden wildlife
14:42that we have here in the British Isles.
14:44What have we even got?
14:46See, I don't think we've got as much as other countries.
14:48I'll be showing you animals so rare...
14:52Ooh, look at that.
14:53That's a tuna.
14:55Oh.
14:56I'm sure that's a tuna.
14:57That we hardly ever see them.
14:59Tuna!
15:01Tuna, told you tonight.
15:03That's in British Isles?
15:05Yep.
15:05Oh, my God.
15:06That's why I don't go swimming.
15:10I hope it's not filmed in the cotspot as this,
15:12because there won't be a lot of wildlife.
15:14Well, I'm afraid I've got a wildlife setback today, Mary.
15:21The dog...
15:23Oh, don't.
15:23...eat a great tit.
15:28Everything's in Yorkshire, of course.
15:30There is a bird here that has captured imaginations for centuries.
15:34And it is?
15:35Really?
15:35How long? Centuries?
15:37Centuries, I think it's like every ten years.
15:40It's strange.
15:41It's alien, and it's almost impossible to see.
15:45What sort of bird is that?
15:46And I know what it is.
15:48What?
15:48Hamza.
15:49It's a nightjar.
15:51They're the only woodland wader that we have here in the British Isles.
15:55Take it back.
15:56They are the master of disguise.
15:59So are we going to see it then?
16:00I bet it's insignificant, and it's brown.
16:03But at night, they come alive,
16:06and they head into the open to feast in the fields.
16:09You don't see many birds on a night apart from an owl, don't you not?
16:12Or a bat.
16:13Bats aren't birds' abs.
16:14I've got wings.
16:15This camera is absolutely incredible.
16:18It's a thermal camera.
16:19Thermal, so it...
16:20Temperature.
16:21Yes.
16:22This camera reveals to me that there is so much happening out there.
16:26Oh, look!
16:27So you wouldn't know there was there, would you, really?
16:29I ain't going in the fucking woods on a night now.
16:31Have you seen what's above you?
16:32There are hundreds of wading birds.
16:35A herd of roe deer.
16:36Oh, look at the deers!
16:38The animals are glow in the dark.
16:40No, they don't glow in the dark.
16:41That's just on the camera light.
16:43And even an otter.
16:45Oh!
16:46Otter, an otter!
16:47Oh, my God!
16:47I love otters!
16:49Oh, wow.
16:49They're mental.
16:50They'll bite your shoes off if they get too close.
16:52What if you don't have any shoes on?
16:54Well, then you're fucked.
16:55And the bird that I have come to see...
16:58..a woodcock.
17:00A what, what?
17:01A woodcock?
17:02A woodcock.
17:02Oh, you like eating them.
17:04I do.
17:04That's a woodcock.
17:05You can see the side profile of this particular woodcock.
17:09Don't be embarrassing, Simon.
17:11How old are you?
17:13With Craig Ralston and a group of volunteers,
17:16we're going to catch and ring these amazing birds,
17:19all in the name of science.
17:21You can't net it.
17:22Attenborough doesn't net anything.
17:24Yeah, but then you release it after you've had a good look at it.
17:27Oh, you can see the bird.
17:28That's a woodcock.
17:29Oh, it's right by his feet.
17:30Yeah, that's a skill, isn't it?
17:33And it's taken off.
17:36That's a thing, guys.
17:37Many hands make light work, so let me show them how it's done.
17:41Yeah.
17:42Oh, here you go.
17:43Here comes the big guns.
17:46Oh, he's missed it.
17:47Oh, he didn't do it, did he?
17:50There are so many birds out here.
17:53Surely we can catch just one little woodcock.
17:56By the sounds of it.
17:57No, you can't.
17:58Oh, hang on.
18:00Here we go, here we go.
18:02I've got it.
18:03Oh, he's got it.
18:05He's got it.
18:05Where's it at, then?
18:06In the net, but you can't see it.
18:08If you have a look, the bird is held.
18:12Oh, look at it, babe.
18:14Oh.
18:16Between my middle and index finger.
18:19That's cute as hell.
18:21Do you think?
18:21I think it looks ugly as fuck.
18:23If you have a look at its head, its eyes have actually migrated further back, so it can see 360 degrees around it.
18:31Oh, that's quite cool, eyes in the back of your head.
18:34I've always wanted those.
18:35No wonder it was out of catch.
18:36I could see him coming.
18:37I've learned a lot about woodcocks.
18:39I hadn't really thought about them much before.
18:41Well, neither do I, except as dinner.
18:47I've reached a milestone this week, Jane, and I don't know if I'm proud or embarrassed.
18:54Try me.
18:54I have now completed every episode of NCIS.
19:02Simon and his sister, Jane.
19:04There are 22 series available, of which each series has about 20 episodes.
19:13I've found 490 episodes.
19:17I have watched them all, from start to finish, in order.
19:21Is that what you call binge-watching?
19:26I did it in one go.
19:29This week, hundreds of players donning tracksuits return to play Netflix's deadliest game show.
19:36Ooh, Ellie, Squid Game 2, the challenge!
19:40New games.
19:41We've got new games.
19:42We've got new challenges.
19:43New games, new challenges, new people.
19:47Hey, do you know what I like about it, Lee?
19:49It's all different age groups.
19:51Oh, yeah.
19:52It's not just for young people.
19:53I think they're from about 18 to 105, so you're just in.
20:00Players, welcome to Squid Game.
20:03Hello, games master!
20:05Did I not get a cup of tea first?
20:06That's what I was thinking!
20:07No biscuit.
20:08Nothing!
20:09This test will require two volunteers to step forward.
20:14Oh, Christ.
20:15Don't volunteer.
20:16You're going to be the first to go.
20:17I'd volunteer.
20:18No, well, you'd be gone.
20:19They got the money.
20:22Oh, somebody's going for it.
20:24Oh, they're twins.
20:25God, there's no flies on you, is there?
20:26No.
20:27Yeah, but that was a wild move, them both stepping forward.
20:29This is what I'm saying.
20:30Why would you do that as twins?
20:31Exes, follow the staff into the white room.
20:35O's, remain here in the dorm.
20:37Oh, they're splitting them up, Bob.
20:39Why?
20:40Attention players.
20:44Only one room will survive this test.
20:47The other will be eliminated.
20:50Oh my God.
20:51Wait, they're already getting cut in half.
20:53This test is simple.
20:55All you need to do is count.
20:59Count?
21:00What?
21:00No worries.
21:01Harry, you'd be done at this point, wouldn't you?
21:02Oh, fuck off.
21:03When your room believes 456 seconds have elapsed, you must push the button.
21:10Oh, no.
21:11So whoever's closest to 456 seconds wins.
21:16Yeah.
21:167 Mississippi, 8 Mississippi, 9 Mississippi.
21:19That's enough.
21:20Okay.
21:20Who's confident in counting?
21:22431.
21:23431.
21:24Ask if anybody's a musician in the group.
21:25Oh, that was a good comment.
21:29Rhythm.
21:30Metronome.
21:302, 3, 4.
21:32We got a nurse back here.
21:33She does the counts.
21:34Wait, when she does the compressions.
21:36Nurse.
21:37Okay.
21:37No room for error if you're a nurse, is there?
21:40If you're doing CPR.
21:421, 2, 3, 4.
21:44Ha, ha, ha, ha.
21:46Stay in the life.
21:47Stay in the life.
21:47That's it.
21:48Your time starts now.
21:53Right, let's lock in, guys.
21:541, 2, 3, 4.
21:58I said nursing was started.
21:59What's the nurse doing when she hasn't spoke?
22:02Really?
22:031, 2, 3.
22:06She's way too slow.
22:07She's 10 seconds out.
22:08She's going way too slow.
22:09Can you tell me?
22:10Tell him.
22:10Everybody knows that she's cocked up here.
22:12She's getting slower.
22:13Tell her.
22:15She needs to go faster.
22:16151, 152, 153.
22:19What is he doing, man?
22:21Don't make her lose count.
22:23If they interrupt her, it's done.
22:24Oh, God.
22:2547, 48, 49.
22:28I think they've done it with the musician abs.
22:30I do.
22:30Right, it's time.
22:32Is it time?
22:3251, 52, 53, 54, 55.
22:3756.
22:38Hit the button.
22:39Now.
22:40Now.
22:41Hit that, bitch.
22:42Push that shit.
22:45Is Ine still fucking like that next door?
22:47Oh, she is, look.
22:51You're going to push it?
22:52Push it.
22:52Okay, push it.
22:54Push it.
22:54Push it.
22:55Push it.
22:55Push it.
22:56Now.
22:58Push it.
22:58No.
22:58Oh, he pushed it.
23:02Was he too slow?
23:04I think their blues are gone.
23:05Do you reckon?
23:06Yeah.
23:06That team is a shambles.
23:08If they've won, it's a disgrace.
23:10The result of the first test is as follows.
23:13Here we go.
23:13Oh, my God.
23:14We're going to find out.
23:15One room was out by two seconds.
23:18Ah!
23:18Two is wild.
23:20Oh, that's pretty good.
23:21That's pretty good.
23:22The other by 12 seconds.
23:25Oh, that's worse.
23:2712 seconds.
23:29Oh, it's there.
23:30By the 12.
23:30By the 10 seconds you missed.
23:32Oh, yeah, it could be, couldn't it?
23:34Oh, Lord, please don't let me be.
23:37Oh, my God.
23:38Blues are gone.
23:42Oh, they're dead.
23:43They're dead.
23:43I want you to know.
23:47This is awful.
23:54Player, 431.
23:56Oh, he didn't get shot.
23:57Wait, what?
23:58As you were brave enough to volunteer,
24:02you will survive this test.
24:05Nowhere!
24:06Oh, I got immunity.
24:08I bet all them laying down up floor are fuming.
24:11Because they can all hear it.
24:12Imagine getting all the way there.
24:14Now, you'd be so pissed off.
24:1550-50 charge you go through.
24:17Yeah, you got time off work.
24:19Got there, told the family away.
24:21Got babysitters, dog sitters, everything.
24:24Goodbye.
24:24I was like, I'm home.
24:27Hi, that was short.
24:28My one-day holiday.
24:29It leads.
24:30I like to learn and share, yes.
24:45Yeah, so I've learned and shared that you do not take pictures in the bath and then send them to people.
24:51Best friends Danielle and Daniella.
24:54You know I've got my little, I have my little snack bar in the bath.
24:57Do you know what I mean?
24:57So I have my phone so I can watch telly and then I've got my little nibbles and my drink and da-da-da-da on my little table.
25:02So I took a picture of that to show off.
25:04You got your fill in the reflection.
25:06Sent it to my boss.
25:07No, full growler.
25:10Ha ha!
25:12Someone's getting a pay rise.
25:13There was a bit more in the picture than I'd realised.
25:17It was a really nice spread.
25:19I bet it was!
25:20Ha ha ha ha!
25:24On Monday night, the net was closing in on Channel 4.
25:28Let's watch Hunter Nutt, it's the finale.
25:31Don't dangle the teabag, don't you dare dangle that teabag.
25:34Just going to throw it in the fire, Mary.
25:36Oh no.
25:36It's your favourite headquarter TV policeman, Simon.
25:41You bet.
25:42We've got them, we've got them.
25:43They're on social media.
25:4519 days ago, 14 fugitives went on the run.
25:5014, there's only three left.
25:52Oh my thing.
25:53Got the old mirrors on.
25:54Hunters, you have no idea, no idea.
25:57I love her attitude.
25:59Oh, she really means it, don't she?
26:01Confident, that's a winner.
26:02Tonight, we'll have to get to the extraction point.
26:07You know yourself, you've watched it before.
26:09Okay, people, strap yourself in and buckle up.
26:12Today is going to be a bumpy ride.
26:15Strap in and buckle up.
26:17The loudest scream, the faster you go.
26:19To reach the extraction point and escape the hunters,
26:23they must first collect their getaway car.
26:25That's probably.
26:26Is it?
26:28Is that the shopping centre?
26:30You, you, you shop it all the time.
26:32I think I should be a hunter, because, what?
26:37Okay.
26:39Let's see what we've got here.
26:40Proceed immediately to Euro Tunnel.
26:43Euro Tunnel?
26:44Euro Tunnel.
26:46Where are they going?
26:47Press the end parking.
26:48Use contactless.
26:50Now they know where his card's been used.
26:52Yeah.
26:52Oh.
26:52Andrew's just used his card's paid for parking in Bromley.
26:57Okay, listen up.
26:58I need all your eyes on this CCTV.
27:00We need to pick them up.
27:01We need to see where they're going.
27:03There you go.
27:04So, there's Team Bravo.
27:06They're in a great place if he's going to continue heading in that direction.
27:09Andrew's heading towards the Hunters.
27:11I'm pretty sure, as I could be,
27:14that this has all got telematics,
27:16and so they know exactly where the car is.
27:19Oh, shit.
27:20Disable it.
27:22Yeah, there it is.
27:24Shit!
27:25He's just driven straight past him.
27:27He's not going to get into a high-speed chase,
27:29is he on Britain's roads?
27:31Darling, survival of the fittest,
27:33he doesn't deserve to get away
27:35if he was stupid enough to use his credit card.
27:37I'm sure if I ripped out a couple of these fuses,
27:39that would turn off the telematics.
27:41But I'm going to have to basically pull in.
27:43No, don't pull in!
27:44Don't stop, Andrew!
27:45Don't stop!
27:46Keep going.
27:46Keep moving.
27:47Keep moving, Andrew.
27:48Yeah, he's pulling.
27:49Get ready.
27:51Oh, he is!
27:51He is!
27:52No, Andrew!
27:54Oh, shit.
27:55That's Hunters.
27:56Oh, my God.
27:57They're right behind me.
27:58Floor it, Andrew!
27:58Floor it!
28:03Oh, he's out!
28:04He's out!
28:05Go on, Andrew!
28:05Go on, Andrew!
28:05Go on, Andrew!
28:05Go on, Andrew!
28:06Go on, Andrew!
28:06Go on, Andrew!
28:07Christ!
28:08Christ!
28:09Christ!
28:10Clever man.
28:11Yes, very clever.
28:12I like to see the initiative.
28:13He's not clever.
28:14Andrew, stop running!
28:15They're running, they're running!
28:16Come on!
28:18Stop running!
28:19No, don't stop running, Andrew.
28:21Don't stop.
28:22Did I have to physically touch him?
28:23Ah!
28:24Stop running!
28:25No, they've got him!
28:26They've got him!
28:27Andrew, it'll be hand-fired since I'm on the runners' own run.
28:29Oh, no!
28:31Oh!
28:33Did he really chase him around the corner?
28:36Did he?
28:37He didn't have to go very far, did he?
28:39After 19 days, a six-foot fence wiped you out again.
28:43And it wasn't long until the hunters were on the heels of Marie.
28:47There he is!
28:48Go!
28:48And you've got eyes on, eyes on, eyes on!
28:50Oh!
28:51Oh!
28:52Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no!
28:55Marie, your time on the run is over.
28:57You have been hunted.
28:58Oh!
28:59Oh, bloody hell.
29:01Oh!
29:02Yeah, but is Shaq going to get through now?
29:05We've got Shaq and his Mazda on platform B1.
29:08Oh, God, they can see him, Jay.
29:09Oh, my God, he's been landed.
29:12No, you haven't!
29:13Put your fuck down!
29:16Hit in there, that's not left, Jack.
29:17Come on, come on, Jack!
29:19Come on, it!
29:20Oh, my God, they're really up his arse.
29:23You can see him, the doors are closing.
29:24He's on, he's on!
29:31Oh, he's crying!
29:33He's not crying!
29:37He's done it, the tree's gone!
29:38Brilliant!
29:41Brilliant!
29:44Is the money in there?
29:46I hope it's not drugs.
29:47He's going to end up in prison for 40 years.
29:49Oh!
29:51Wow!
29:53Look at it!
29:58That is all his?
30:00All of it?
30:01You'd be buzzing, wouldn't you?
30:02Oh, God, that was...
30:04Well done!
30:04That was minutes!
30:05That was fucking brilliant.
30:07Absolutely brilliant.
30:08It was minutes away, wasn't it?
30:10Yeah.
30:10He's going to get in trouble here
30:12for having 100 grand
30:12with a count of eight notes on him.
30:16The gendarmes in Paris
30:18aren't going to take too clever to that.
30:20And in a stolen master.
30:25In the Cotswolds...
30:27Darling, I think this is probably
30:29the eighth or ninth throat lozenge
30:31that I've found dotted around the house.
30:33Andrew and his husband, Alfie.
30:36They're not dotted around the house.
30:37I think I've...
30:39The fact is I've bought about 400
30:40in the last week
30:41because I have the worst cough and cold.
30:43And I have bought almost every lozenge
30:46in the county.
30:47But I also think I spit them out
30:49when I'm sleeping.
30:51They're not in the bedroom.
30:52They're everywhere.
30:53They're dotted all over the house.
30:54It's disgusting.
30:55I don't know why I'm finding them
30:56on tables, on chairs, on sofas.
30:58Please stop.
30:59If you have a throat lozenge in,
31:01please just finish it
31:03or put it in the bin.
31:04Okay, I will do in the future.
31:05I'm very sorry.
31:06Awful.
31:06On Sunday night,
31:08ITV had our nerves on edge again
31:10as the explosive game
31:12of cat and mouse continued.
31:14Right, let's strap in.
31:15Trigger point time.
31:16I'm not sure you watch it.
31:17It's the programme you're watching.
31:19It's just Vicky McClure, isn't it?
31:20Oh, well, obviously.
31:21But it's a good storyline.
31:22Yeah, I have to admit,
31:23I do like the new hairstyle.
31:24It's much better.
31:28Didn't you once meet
31:29Vicky McClure's hairdresser?
31:31I've met Vicky McClure's hairdresser
31:33a couple of times.
31:36No.
31:37Bloody hell.
31:39Friends in high places.
31:40Yeah.
31:42Hot on the trail
31:43of the anonymous bomber,
31:45Vicky's intuition
31:45led her to Greenwich.
31:50Hello, what's this?
31:51What's she looking at?
31:52Oh, shit.
31:57What is that?
31:59Those people tied up.
32:00Jesus Christ.
32:02What the hell?
32:04Are these more victims?
32:05I think so.
32:06This guy's deadly, man.
32:08I'm in the ear you played about.
32:15Murderers!
32:16What is the bomber
32:18doing this for?
32:20What is the end goal?
32:21I don't understand.
32:23Revenge.
32:24Well, it's revenge for what?
32:26And it wasn't long
32:27before the rest of her squad
32:28arrived to give her
32:30a helping hand.
32:31But they're conscious.
32:32They're moving.
32:34Looks like they're all
32:35sat in something, too.
32:37They've got masks on.
32:38Oh, see the canisters
32:39in the middle?
32:40Yes.
32:40I think they must be
32:41sat on pressure pads
32:42or something, I guarantee.
32:44What do you mean?
32:45Well, as soon as
32:45they lifted off,
32:46boom.
32:47It's not.
32:48Yeah.
32:50You can't do this alone.
32:51No, she can't.
32:52No, she can't do this alone.
32:53You're going to need backup.
32:54Charging three in position.
33:00Oh, look at old Rich.
33:01What's up with him?
33:02Oh, his nerves are playing up, innit?
33:08Oh, look, he's got the shakes, Mary.
33:11Oh, you can't go and decide my bomb.
33:13Because he nearly drowned, didn't he?
33:14Well, last week he did, yeah.
33:16Trying to save that bomb of money.
33:17Yeah.
33:22Pass.
33:24Jesus, what a contraption.
33:25This is definitely the worst one
33:27that we've seen so far.
33:28Oh, yep.
33:34Oh, it's something feeding into the mask.
33:37See that canister?
33:38Oh, yes.
33:40It's oxygen.
33:42No, it's running out.
33:42What happens when the oxygen runs out?
33:44They die.
33:45But the masks have hooked up
33:47to some explosive device.
33:49If they try and take them off,
33:50then something's going to go by.
33:56Hey, hey, I need you to calm down.
33:58Calm down.
33:59They're either going to get suffocated
34:00or their head's blown off.
34:02They're running out of oxygen.
34:03Jenna, you can't rush these things.
34:06Will you have to?
34:07It doesn't look like the masks
34:08are connected to the scales.
34:09We should be fine to snip and remove.
34:11Should be fine.
34:12I mean, we can only hope at this point.
34:15Just cut the wires, then.
34:19Oh.
34:19Oh.
34:20Oh, she's going to cut one.
34:23Oh, fucking hell.
34:25She knows what she's doing.
34:27Thank Christ for that.
34:29Neutralised.
34:30Neutralised.
34:33Oh, God, Rich, please neutralise.
34:35Rich, Rich has got the shaky hands.
34:37He shouldn't even be doing this.
34:38Rich, how are you doing?
34:39Yeah, yeah, nearly there.
34:41He's faffing.
34:42Knowing me, I'd get Rich.
34:45Oh, well done this.
34:46I'd get him.
34:51Neutralised.
34:51Oh, he's done it, he's done it.
34:53Rich has done it, finally.
34:54He took his time, didn't he?
34:56Neutralised.
34:56Oh, she's just cutting straight into the scales.
35:04Neutralised.
35:05Neutralised.
35:06Here we go.
35:07This is going too smoothly.
35:08It is, eh?
35:08I'm not happy.
35:09I'm going to go down with these two, but I'll come back and give you a hand, yeah?
35:12Aye.
35:13I know good.
35:14She'll be right behind you.
35:15She'll be right behind you.
35:16This is not looking good, this.
35:19Something's going to happen here, Ellie.
35:20I can feel it.
35:21Something's not right, is it?
35:23I'm going to ask you to move.
35:24I'll take your place.
35:27Wait, what?
35:28No.
35:29No.
35:29What's he doing?
35:30He's switching places with her.
35:31He's going to sit on it instead.
35:33But why?
35:34Move.
35:35Oh!
35:36Oh, God.
35:37Oh, he's on it, he's on it.
35:38Do it awful.
35:39Bad idea.
35:40Bad idea.
35:42What are you playing at?
35:44What's going on?
35:45Lana, what are you doing?
35:47Go over and give him a hand.
35:50Do you need a hand?
35:51Yes, he does.
35:51Yes, he does.
35:52No.
35:53Okay.
35:54That's the black wire.
35:59Isn't it supposed to be the red wire?
36:01He's got the wrong colour.
36:02He's got the wrong colour.
36:06Oh!
36:09Fucking hell.
36:10Oh, shit, a brick.
36:12It was supposed to be red.
36:20Oh, Lee.
36:21We just exploded!
36:25I knew something awful was going to happen.
36:27Sometimes in them situations, I always like to think, oh, it's going to, he's going to come
36:30back next week.
36:31But, oh, no, he's just blew himself up into, like, a hundred pieces.
36:35There's no way he's coming back, is there?
36:37No.
36:37No.
36:45In the Solihull.
36:47Put your drink down.
36:48I need you to try it on.
36:49It's like a bloody rug.
36:51It's quite heavy, actually.
36:52Theresa and her wife, Anita.
36:55I need some conditioner on it.
36:57It's as rough as a badger's arse.
36:59You're so ungrateful.
37:01No, I'm not.
37:01It's lovely.
37:02Sit down.
37:02Sit down.
37:03Now, I didn't know whether to make you a knee blanket, then, to go over your feet.
37:08Can't you just make it bigger so it goes, you know?
37:11What, lipping it longer one end?
37:14Keep you busy for the rest of the winter, won't it?
37:16Do you like it, though?
37:18Yeah.
37:19Not sure about the colours, though.
37:20I beg your pardon?
37:23It's West Ham colours.
37:25You cheeky cow!
37:28On Sunday night, Tom Daly was casting off on Channel 4.
37:33Who's put this shit on?
37:34Excuse me, you're not saying that when I'm making your Aaron jumpers, are you?
37:39Fucking watch knitting.
37:41Well, watch your knitting.
37:42A new generation of knitters are taking the world by storm.
37:46He's an amazing knitter.
37:48I couldn't be good to do what he does.
37:50With just two needles or a hook, they are testing the limits of creativity.
37:55See, I love all this, but I just can't be arse making it.
37:58I used to knit when I was younger.
37:59It's funny, I'm like Benjamin Button.
38:00I started knitting at a young age and I gave it up before I turned 10.
38:03Yeah, yeah, yeah. Best years are behind you now.
38:05Each week, they will face two mind-blowing challenges.
38:08Oh, my...
38:09Wow!
38:09Go on, Tom.
38:10It's like if Julius Caesar went to Pride.
38:17At school, do you think I really did the woodwork?
38:20No.
38:21No, I was in the sewing class.
38:23Embroidery class.
38:24Yeah, what's it?
38:25Knitting class.
38:26Yeah.
38:26Crocery class.
38:28Cooking class.
38:29Yeah.
38:30No good at either of them.
38:31And then my mum asked me, are you gay?
38:32And I went, no.
38:35For your first solo challenge...
38:38Oh, here we go, love.
38:39...we'd like you to reimagine a fair isle.
38:42A what?
38:43Fair isle?
38:44What's a fair isle, mum?
38:45So, a fair isle is a traditional knitting colourwork.
38:50But based in the fair isles of Scotland.
38:54Nice, OK.
38:55You only have 12 hours.
38:56So, let's get knitting.
38:5812 hours?
38:59I said, what is this, a sweatshop?
39:02Already familiar with the fair isle technique is cruise ship singer Gordon.
39:07Hey!
39:07I like the name.
39:09A fantastic name, if I may say so.
39:11I'm a very traditional knitter.
39:12I've never tried anything particularly avant-garde.
39:15So, you're not trying to do anything flash, Gordon?
39:20Gordon is combining his love of Shetland with his passion for music.
39:24By knitting periods of piano keys...
39:26The piano keys are clever, aren't they, Mary?
39:28...accompanied by the oxo motifs used in traditional fair isle designs.
39:32OK, that looks nice.
39:34Would you wear that off the rack?
39:37Personally, no.
39:38Gordon is the only knitter attempting the risky, traditional fair isle method of steaking.
39:45Oh?
39:46Which means to cut open the neck and armholes.
39:49What?
39:49Oh, you knit the full thing and then you cut it.
39:52How can you cut into the knitting it and all unravel?
39:55Library worker Dipty knits to unwind.
39:58Working in a library must be just too high an octane for her, so she has to calm down somehow by knitting.
40:03Is there anything with this project and this challenge in particular that you're concerned about?
40:07For me, it's always the fit.
40:09I'm not a massive maker of garments and finishing it because I'm quite a slow knitter.
40:14Oh, you've got to up your game, love.
40:16Knitters, that's one hour to go.
40:18Shit, one hour!
40:21For a thing to buy a bit of time, I'd ask Tom Daly about his gold medals.
40:25Yeah, well, he wouldn't shut up about him, would he?
40:27That'd buy you another four hours.
40:31OK, I'm going to cut these.
40:33I'm going to just stick the armholes in the neck hole.
40:35Oh, shit.
40:37Oh, what is he doing?
40:41Oh, he's cutting it.
40:45Oh, ooh!
40:46Why is he using scissors that I used in reception class?
40:53He's like this, isn't he?
40:53Look at me, do you remember me edges of my seat here, watching the bloke, cutting woolen bits.
40:59See, you're loving it.
41:00All done.
41:01The openings are now made.
41:03I've just got two big, raggy, gaping holes where your arms poke out.
41:07Oh, God and love.
41:09Finished!
41:10This challenge is complete.
41:13Your time is up.
41:15Oh, some of them are awful.
41:18Fucking hell.
41:19Come on, get him on the mannequins.
41:21Can we have Gordon, please?
41:22Ooh.
41:23Come on then, let's see.
41:25The walk of shame.
41:26Oh, Christ, Gordon.
41:30Is that finished?
41:31Yes.
41:31That's not finished.
41:32It is finished.
41:32That's not finished, man.
41:34Come on.
41:34I think Tom Daley will think this is high-end fashion.
41:39He would wear that.
41:40And last but not least, dip tea.
41:42Go on, dip tea.
41:43Oh.
41:45Not bad.
41:46Oh, look at that.
41:47That looks pretty good, actually.
41:49Yeah.
41:53Oh.
41:53Oh.
41:54Oh, whoops.
41:56I can't get it over his head.
41:58Oh.
41:59Unfortunately not.
42:01Oh.
42:01I'd be like, your head's just massive, Tom.
42:03It's not what to do with my neck hole.
42:06Gordon, where's your scissors?
42:07Yeah.
42:08Do a bit of sneaking.
42:10Look what I rustled up.
42:12Who made that?
42:13Me.
42:15Liar.
42:19In Kent.
42:20Just play a song and we'll guess what it is.
42:22Right, this one goes out to all my family.
42:25The people that really got me here, the man I am today.
42:29This one's for you guys.
42:29Michael, Sally, and their sons, Jake and Harry.
42:42Oh, God.
42:44That is killers.
42:45Yes.
42:46Yes.
42:47Yes.
42:48The man.
42:50No, it's Mr. Brightside.
42:51Mr. Brightside.
42:52You got the heart.
42:54How did you get that?
42:56That was pretty good.
42:57On Friday, ITV brought us news of more problems at the palace.
43:02What are you doing?
43:03Just sniffing the cushion.
43:06Just sniffing the fit.
43:07That's the sniff test.
43:08Yeah, it does.
43:09You watch the news still?
43:12Lovely doggy.
43:14Good girl.
43:14This is the ITV Lunchtime News with Geraint Vincent.
43:20Oh, it's Geraint Vincent.
43:21I do like him.
43:22Good afternoon.
43:23The formal process of removing the man now known as Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor from British
43:28public life has begun.
43:30Mountbatten-Windsor.
43:31What a twatty name.
43:33It still sounds all right, though.
43:34His name sounds a bit better.
43:35It still sounds posh, doesn't it?
43:36It sounds a bit better than our names, isn't it?
43:38Following the king's announcement that his brother will no longer be called a prince.
43:41Good.
43:42His titles have been struck out from the official record of the peerage.
43:46And he's also struck off of the royal website.
43:49He's not there anymore.
43:50No, he's not.
43:50His name's off.
43:52A long time come in this.
43:54It has.
43:55I think it was the only thing they could do, really.
43:57It's a major thing to lose prince, isn't it?
43:59It is.
44:00But the one thing they cannot do is stop him being eighth in line to the throne.
44:04They have to make sure the first seven don't travel together.
44:07Exactly.
44:08Mr Mountbatten-Windsor continues to deny the allegations against him.
44:12Mister?
44:12Did you hear him then?
44:13Mister Andrew.
44:15Last night, Prince Andrew became Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor,
44:18stripped of his remaining titles.
44:20That is fuming.
44:21Oh, I do.
44:22Everybody just knows him as Prince Andrew.
44:24You know, Andrew.
44:26Andrew who?
44:27Oh, Prince Andrew.
44:28Forced to give up the sprawling mansion, he's called home since 2004.
44:32Oh, did him?
44:33Yeah, that's pretty sprawling.
44:35I mean, that is insane for somebody who was not even a working member of the royal family
44:40for the last five years.
44:42Andrew had refused to move out, citing a cast-iron 75-year lease on Royal Lodge.
44:47Cheeky beggar.
44:48He'd have to have forced me to give up that as well.
44:51But he was given little choice by his brother and has surrendered the lease.
44:55Go on, Charles, you get them out.
44:56He'll soon move to the Sandringham Estate in Norfolk, privately owned by the king.
45:01Oh, Norfolk's lovely.
45:03Yeah, keep an eye on the pest there, can't he?
45:05Whoa.
45:05Oh, he's really been banished, hasn't he?
45:07No one wants to go to Norfolk.
45:09Nobody wants to live in Norfolk.
45:11Purgatory.
45:12That's the worst thing for me, would be living in Norfolk.
45:14How long have you known about Andrew and Epstein?
45:17How long have you known about Andrew and Epstein?
45:20These simmering tensions boiled over in recent weeks,
45:23causing chaos during the king's visit to Litchfield Cathedral.
45:27You see, the king's getting the backlash of it all, isn't he?
45:29Yes, because he should have done something.
45:31It's his brother.
45:32Yeah.
45:32He's the king of the country.
45:34Yeah.
45:34The royal family now forced to act to avoid further reputational damage,
45:38hoping that all of this will finally draw a line
45:41under a long-running series of scandals.
45:43Every family has a black sheep, Nuttie.
45:46Not necessarily.
45:48Who's the black sheep in your family?
45:50Oh, no.
45:51I feel like his name, having the name Andrew Botmount Windsor,
45:57sounds better.
46:00With Prince at the start, now they've took that off.
46:03His name's just terrible.
46:09Andrew Botmount.
46:13Andrew Botmount.
46:18And you can stream or watch Game of World Britain's Best Knitter
46:26this Sunday at 8, where they bring both cuteness and comedy,
46:30putting their handmade hats onto dogs.
46:32After which, something altogether different,
46:34forbidden love in the troubles.
46:36New drama, Trespassers, with Gillian Anderson, starts at 9.
46:39Next night, JK Barry, Judy Love, Zach Polenski,
46:44and The Last Leg, live.
46:45The Last Leg.
46:48The Last Leg.
46:50You
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