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00:00Big Christmas smiles, everyone. Ho, ho, ho.
00:03One on our own?
00:04Oh, yeah.
00:04Just you and the talent.
00:05That would be amazing.
00:06We all need some stardust, my darling.
00:08Oh, that one's perfect, Donna.
00:10She's gonna look great on the socials.
00:13I've been a fan since I was nine years old.
00:15That's going back a bit.
00:16She was probably the headline act on The Ark.
00:20That's a good one.
00:21Yeah.
00:22Thank you so much.
00:26Well, I'm sure you've been through it since your diagnosis.
00:28Primary, biliary, cholangitis.
00:30I know, it's a mouthful.
00:32Her liver doesn't work anymore.
00:33Why?
00:34Everyone's been so kind.
00:36Crowdfunded cruise, upgraded cabin.
00:38Dinner at the captain's table.
00:40And front row seats to Eve's headline show later.
00:44We really ought to be...
00:46Yes.
00:47Can I?
00:48Group hug.
00:49Oh.
00:50Right.
00:54Hey.
00:55You do look exhausted.
00:56A lie down's gonna do you the world of good.
00:57Honestly, Bernie, stop fussing.
00:59You still haven't taken your pills?
01:01Yeah, and listen, we need you on top form later because it's the Christmas panto and yours truly here is playing buttons.
01:07I suppose an hour wouldn't hurt.
01:10Catch you later for mulled wine and mince pies.
01:13You will.
01:13Bye.
01:14Colin, a word.
01:16Eve.
01:17Eve.
01:18The flowers in my dressing room have brought on my allergies.
01:20I specifically requested no lilies.
01:23All right, well, I must have missed that on the rider.
01:25I'll speak to hospitality for you.
01:26Yeah, and I'll need a massage and a facial before this afternoon's sound check.
01:29Already booked in with Roshira.
01:31And no more fan meets.
01:32These cruise ship plebs will be the death of me.
01:34You know, if she carries on like this, I swear she's going overboard.
01:38Let's wait until Christmas is over, shall we?
01:41Bring back Jack Grayling.
01:43All this forgiven.
01:48Alicante Port Authority have given us permission to start our approach.
01:51We've got the wind with the tide, so with any luck, we should be on schedule.
01:57You've been out of sorts since we left Southampton.
02:01Coming to work with lead in the shoes.
02:07Christmas was always Jack's favorite time of year.
02:13Since he left the ship, no one's heard a peep from him.
02:17Well, maybe that's the best.
02:18There is an excursion this afternoon to Santa Domenica, the Christmas pilgrimage.
02:25We're both due a little shore leave.
02:28Could go together.
02:30I still have the locks to complete.
02:33Perhaps a little festive downtime would do you the world of good.
02:39Feliz Navidad, amigos.
02:41This is Colin, your cruise director,
02:43informing all guests that the ship has now arrived in sunny Alicante.
02:48Perfect for some last-minute festive shopping.
02:50So why not grab a sombrero, crack open the carver,
02:53because the countdown to Christmas starts here.
02:57We'd like to have a formal guest.
02:59Today's shopping mall deal at 25% discount on...
03:02That Eve Fontaine post has gone viral.
03:06Yeah, the podcast has got quite a following.
03:08Yeah, when Donna first found out she needed special treatment,
03:11we set up a crowdfunding appeal.
03:13It's where Stem Cell Surgery are in Arizona.
03:14Bernie's always been there for me.
03:17Every step of the way.
03:18Yeah, what are best friends for, eh?
03:20Now, Jamel, fill that one up with you.
03:24Whatever these ladies want.
03:25We're fine.
03:26I wouldn't mind a pineapple juice.
03:29It's been all over her since the start of the course.
03:32Didn't fancy dressing up as Santa, then?
03:34Well, you know, I like to stand out from the crowd, don't I?
03:37You're already going to pull wearing that.
03:39I'm young, free and single.
03:40Mine doesn't like this apartment.
03:41I'm your husband.
03:42Hang on.
03:43I've got you a little Christmas present.
03:44You didn't have to do that.
03:46That's all right.
03:47I'll get that with you.
03:50Let's see what he looks like on you, shall we?
04:01It's lovely.
04:02Beautiful.
04:03Listen, the lads are going to go into town later for a few drinks,
04:06but I mean, I could swerve it.
04:07I mean, you could maybe, you know, hang out for the afternoon.
04:10She's busy today.
04:11The pilgrimage to Santa Dominica.
04:13Bernie's still holding out for a Christmas miracle.
04:17All right, well, change your mind.
04:24All I wanted on this cruise was a bit of fun.
04:26After everything I've been through.
04:28I've only just met him, and he's already buying you fancy presents.
04:31I'm just looking out for you.
04:33You'll be late for the tour.
04:34Donna, sorry.
04:35Sorry.
04:35Sorry.
04:35The sanctuary of Los Peregrinos was recently founded after a local girl,
04:55Thomasina Fernandez, was visited by the Blessed Virgin in one of the orange groves.
05:00She was entrusted to build a shrine where the sick and the injured might come to be healed.
05:06Well, they're certainly packing in the faithful.
05:08I said a prayer for you this morning.
05:19Miracles don't happen to people like me.
05:21You've got to have faith, Don.
05:24All right, all right.
05:25What happened to the pub crawl?
05:27They're not a lads of coke about me.
05:29I thought you could do us a moral support anyway.
05:30I thought you could do us a moral support anyway.
06:00I would like to invite the sick and the indisposed to step forward for a blessing at the Shrine of Our Lady.
06:07Santa Maria, pray for us.
06:26Amen.
06:28Santa Maria, pray for us.
06:31Santa Mother of God, pray for us.
06:56You really think she'd settle for a loser like you?
06:59She's out of your league, Jason.
07:01Is everything all right?
07:02Doctors think she's going to need a transplant.
07:04Vomiting, jaundice, swollen ankles.
07:07You really fancy taking all that on, yeah?
07:10Thought not.
07:12Idiot.
07:15You all right?
07:16Yeah.
07:20Frankie, you haven't seen a couple of small shepherds, have you?
07:24Robes, sandals.
07:25I know what they look like, Colin.
07:26Oh, it's absolute carnage in Bethlehem.
07:28All the kids are high on sugar.
07:29You wanted to see me?
07:30Oh, yeah.
07:31I just wanted to run through some changes to your setlist.
07:33There's been a couple of festive additions.
07:35I can't cope with these last-minute changes, Colin.
07:37It's highly unprofessional.
07:38Eve, there you are.
07:40Richard.
07:41I was just checking that you're still on for lunch.
07:43Un chicanito, where the paella is to die for.
07:45Well, she'll be busy rehearsing.
07:47Lunch would be perfect, if you're sure you can spare the time.
07:49Five hours shore leave, and the pleasure of your delightful company.
07:52You spoil me, you know that.
07:54I know.
07:55Shall we?
07:56Let's remember who's top of the villa.
07:59Not a word.
08:01You okay?
08:02Just needed to sit down.
08:03Must have been overdoing things.
08:04All right.
08:05Well, let's get you back to the ship, shall we?
08:06I'm...
08:07I'm fine.
08:08I think I'd rather the doctor check you over if that's all right.
08:10But we'd better get a move on or we'll miss this bus.
08:12Where is Bernie?
08:13She said she wanted to see the Ignatius Chapel.
08:14I can wait with Donna.
08:15You all right, darling?
08:16Yeah.
08:17You all right, darling?
08:18Yeah.
08:19Sure.
08:20Yeah.
08:21Yeah.
08:22Sure.
08:23Yeah.
08:24Yeah.
08:25You all right, darling?
08:26Yeah.
08:27Sure.
08:28Yeah.
08:29You all right, darling?
08:30Yeah.
08:31You all right, darling?
08:32Yeah.
08:33Sure?
08:34Yeah.
08:35Yeah.
08:36You all right, darling?
08:37Yeah.
08:38You all right, darling?
08:39Yeah.
08:40Sure?
08:41Yeah.
08:42You all right, darling?
08:44Yeah.
09:05Yeah.
09:06Yeah.
09:07Maybe I'm going to go there.
09:08Yeah.
09:09Oh, my God.
09:10Oh, my God.
09:11No.
09:12No.
09:13No.
09:14No.
09:15I'm not anything to go there.
09:16It's good.
09:17No.
09:18No.
09:19No.
09:20No.
09:21No.
09:22I saw a nun in the cloister just before we found the body.
09:36She was running off towards the abbey.
09:39The sisters often frequent the cloisters as they go about their daily business.
09:43Well, I just think the sooner we talk to her...
09:45Tomasina has taken a vow of silence.
09:48No one outside the company is permitted to speak to her.
09:52Tomasina, the child that saw the visions.
09:55The abbey has offered her sanctuary, a life devoted to the service of Christ.
10:01I've given the police a statement. They know how to find us.
10:05Did this woman have any family on the boat?
10:07She was traveling with her best friend, yeah.
10:10Then please, pass on my sincere condonences.
10:22I'm going to give you a thorough check-up, bearing in mind your condition.
10:26I'm feeling much better already.
10:28We've had one hell of a shock.
10:30We're going to run a few tests.
10:32Just to be on the safe side.
10:34Hmm?
10:34I still can't believe Bernie's dead.
10:41Can you think of anyone that she's fallen out with?
10:43Anyone that might be holding a grudge?
10:46Well, she might have rubbed a few people up the wrong way, but...
10:49Bernie had a good heart.
10:51Perhaps this isn't the time.
10:53Yeah, sure.
10:54I should get back to work.
10:56I don't understand.
10:57I'd rather be on my own.
11:02All right?
11:05She'd been gone 20 minutes and somebody attacked her and left her for dead.
11:08It doesn't make any sense.
11:10There's always a motive for murder.
11:11You just need to look for it.
11:13That's what Jack always said.
11:15Yeah, well, in case you hadn't noticed, Jack isn't here, so...
11:19Uh, what if I told you I knew where to find him?
11:25He's here.
11:25So you're telling me he's been here in Alicante the whole time?
11:30I think it's Jack's room with the secrecy.
11:31Oh, that's just typical Jack Grayling, isn't it?
11:34Running away as per usual.
11:35Yeah.
11:37Are you sure this is the right place?
11:41I'd recognize that place anywhere.
11:43Come on.
11:44Come on.
11:45Come on.
11:47And then I got a feeling I'm sailing tonight.
11:51I'm going on an adventure with you on my mind.
12:08Thank you so much, everybody.
12:16Jamil.
12:16Jack.
12:17May I have missed you so much.
12:20What about me, Jack?
12:27Did you miss me?
12:28I thought you might have been dead, Jack.
12:41Instead, you've been hiding away here on some pirate shit theme bar.
12:45Look, I've been working my backside off just trying to make ends meet.
12:47Look, well, you both put a sock in it.
12:50A passenger was murdered this morning, Jack.
12:53We need your help to solve it.
12:54Oh, so that's why the pair of you were here.
12:57Well, I haven't come to kiss and make up.
13:00Okay, look, let's take a second, Jess.
13:03We can fill you in on what we know.
13:08The victim's name was Bernadette Campbell.
13:10She was on a crowdfunding cruise with her best friend, Donna Branning.
13:13They'd gone to visit the shrine at Santa Domenica.
13:16Piers and I were there when we found the body.
13:18With Piers.
13:20Look, let's just stick to the case, yeah?
13:23Any suspense?
13:24One of the nuns from the convent.
13:27I saw her running from the cloister shortly after the murder.
13:29You're seriously suggesting a nun might have killed her?
13:32Right, I know it sounds far-fetched.
13:35But we need to rule her own.
13:37We?
13:39Yes.
13:41First thing tomorrow, we go to the village and see if she'll talk to us.
13:46Right, fine.
13:47But this is strictly business.
13:49Yes.
13:49Yes.
13:54Yes.
13:55Yes.
13:56Yes.
13:57No.
13:58Yes.
13:59Yes.
14:12Yes.
14:12Yes.
14:13This is Colin, your cruise director.
14:42A.k.a. Sanchez's little helper.
14:45And what a tack route that he's docking we've got lined up for you today.
14:48Oh.
14:49What?
14:51Jason doesn't see himself today.
14:53Well, that might be something to do with the argument he had was Bernie.
14:57You think he might have taken out the competition?
14:59I don't know.
15:01Look, why don't you speak to some of his friends today, see what you can find out.
15:05Yeah?
15:05Yeah.
15:07Good luck with Jack today.
15:10Uh, at the convent I mean.
15:12Yeah.
15:17So, an update from sunny Arizona.
15:21And the bad news is my stem cell treatment hasn't worked.
15:26Graph failure.
15:27Right now I feel angry, scared, disappointed.
15:34But we keep going.
15:38We keep the faith.
15:39I wasn't sure you'd come.
15:44Well, there's still a murder to solve.
15:47Well, just as long as you don't go hit me again.
15:49I've been reading up on Bernie's best friend, Donna.
15:55That treatment she's been having in Arizona must have cost a fair bit.
15:59Well, I think she raised all the money on crowdfunding.
16:00Look, you've got every right to be mad at me.
16:08It was six months, Jack.
16:10Not a word.
16:11You didn't even reply to my messages.
16:15Let me explain.
16:15I think we should get to the convent.
16:19Good morning, senora.
16:37Do you want to speak with Hermana Tomasina?
16:41No.
16:47Great.
16:48Any more bright ideas?
16:50I just wanted to apologise.
16:55I was out of order what I said to Bernie yesterday.
16:57I can't do this right now, Jason.
16:59No, I didn't mean what I said.
17:01You can't talk to people like that.
17:03Let me make it up to you.
17:04No strings attached.
17:05You can't be on your own for Christmas,
17:07especially after everything that's happened.
17:09Well, I could do with a date for the show tonight.
17:13I didn't think you'd still be coming.
17:15You've promised to dedicate a song to Bernie.
17:17All right, well, I don't know if you're round seven.
17:41Kate.
17:43When I left the ship, I lost everything.
17:47The job I loved.
17:49The girl I fell for.
17:51We could have made it well up, Jack.
17:54People do.
17:54I know, but I couldn't just sit around
17:56and count down the days till I saw you next.
17:58Then watch your sail off again.
18:00It would have broken me.
18:03Jack.
18:03They want me not to talk to you.
18:16So much for the foul silence.
18:18The woman that was killed yesterday,
18:19her name was Bernadette.
18:21I don't know anything about that.
18:22Then why did you run when I saw you in the cloister?
18:24I wanted to watch the mass of supplication.
18:30I'm not supposed to leave the convent.
18:34They keep me locked up here.
18:36Ever since the apparition.
18:39A martyr for Christ.
18:41Did you see anybody else in the cloister?
18:42For this is the blood of the covenant
18:45that was poured out for men
18:46for the forgiveness of sins.
18:48Llévala dentro.
18:49Tienes came here a la.
18:51A su habitación.
18:52Wait.
18:53Sucastadla.
18:53Please don't let them hurt me.
18:55Ayúdame.
18:55This child belongs to Christ now.
19:11Tomasina told us that she was being held here
19:13against her will.
19:14Nonsense.
19:15She can leave at any time.
19:17You gave instructions to restrain her.
19:19Recently she has become volatile.
19:22The pressure of her newfound elevation.
19:24But the convent is the safest place for her.
19:29Locked up.
19:30Out of harm's way.
19:32I have taken on the role of her protector.
19:36These visions that Tomasina claims to have seen.
19:39You must have had your doubts.
19:42The Pope himself has pronounced it a genuine miracle.
19:46And his holiness is infallible.
19:50Where were you at the time of the murder?
19:52Father, if you don't mind me asking, Father.
19:55It's Robin in the sacristy.
19:59I have an imminent meeting at the Ayuntamiento
20:02in view of recent unfortunate events.
20:06I'm sure you can find your own way out.
20:08Tomasina's miracle.
20:21Her accounts of the visions were questioned by people in the village.
20:26They claimed she was subject to religious delusions.
20:30She spent some time in a clinic for bipolar disorder.
20:33Does it make her a killer?
20:34No, I know that.
20:39Rodriguez is all set to become a monsignor.
20:42For services to the church.
20:45These visions were exposed as a scam.
20:47He'd have an awful lot to lose.
20:49Yeah.
20:50Still doesn't explain why Bernie was murdered, though.
20:53Maybe she stumbled across something that he was desperate to hide.
20:56Jamil.
21:02Hey.
21:03So, how's it going with Kate?
21:06Yeah, she's here with me now on speakerphone.
21:11Yes.
21:13So, I have spoken to the lads,
21:16and I thought you both might want to update on Jason Agnell.
21:19The passenger that had an argument with Bernie.
21:23Oh.
21:23Yes.
21:24Well, he's very much married, but strange from his wife.
21:28He's behind with his maintenance payments.
21:30His window cleaning business went bust during COVID,
21:33and he is up to his eyeballs in debt.
21:35Okay, well, thank you very much for the update,
21:38and we'll check in with you later.
21:40Yes.
21:40Okay.
21:42Bye, guys.
21:43Bye.
21:43Bye.
21:43Not in a million years.
22:14With all due respect, Captain,
22:15if Jack can help us solve this,
22:17it would literally only mean a few hours on board.
22:19It was crime-solving that got him thrown off the ship in the first place.
22:22We should leave this to the Spanish police.
22:24I knew this was a bad idea.
22:27Look, Donna Branning has half a million followers on social media.
22:30When they find out that her best friend was murdered...
22:33On a crowdfunded Christmas cruise.
22:36I think that head office would want this resolving as soon as possible.
22:39And how will they feel about allowing a disgraced entertainer back on board?
22:43Thank you, Mr. DeVrace.
22:44I am aware of the ramifications.
22:46Look, Jack was dismissed as a member of the crew.
22:48There's nothing to stop him embarking as a passenger.
22:51Look, as soon as the ship sails, I'm gone.
22:52We sail at eight o'clock sharp.
23:01Which only leaves you five hours to find Bernie Campbell's killer.
23:04The captain's asked me to look into Bernie's murder.
23:10Jack used to be a police officer.
23:12Well, I'm not sure there's anything else I can tell you.
23:15How long have you known Jason Agnew?
23:18Couple of weeks.
23:20We met at the start of the cruise.
23:22Oh, well, he's a fast mover then.
23:25Well, he was already following me on social media.
23:27I feel like I've known him forever.
23:30I got the feeling that you and Jason were at odds yesterday.
23:34Bernie had warned him off.
23:36She could get a bit jealous sometimes.
23:39Did he ever ask you about the crowdfunding money?
23:43Well, he was worried that Bernie might try and take advantage,
23:46but I told him she'd never do that.
23:49Jason wasn't with you when we found you outside the church yesterday.
23:51Do you have any idea where he went?
23:53Well, he was angry at Bernie.
23:56Said she'd humiliated him.
23:58I tried to calm him down, but he wouldn't listen.
24:02Stormed off into the village.
24:13Bit of me time away from the kids?
24:15These Christmas cruises can take it out of you.
24:18Sorry, but I know you.
24:19Sorry, I'm Jack Grayling.
24:20I just came aboard.
24:22The kids are at home with their mum for Christmas.
24:24Oh, when were you planning on telling Donna?
24:27Just because I haven't told Donna about my ex-missus.
24:29I mean, my marriage has been done for months.
24:31And you needed to keep the maintenance payments up.
24:33The money that Donna raised for her treatment,
24:35that must have been quite an attractive proposition.
24:38What are you trying to say,
24:39that I'm using Donna as some sort of meal ticket?
24:41Well, Bernie had you down as a bit of a chancer.
24:44Maybe she had every right to be concerned.
24:46And what's that supposed to mean?
24:48You weren't with Donna yesterday when we found her.
24:51You want to tell us where you were?
24:53Well, I went for a walk to clear my head.
24:55Did you walk anywhere near the Ignatius Chapel?
24:58No.
25:00Look,
25:01I've made some really big mistakes in my life, all right?
25:05I lost my business,
25:06my wife,
25:07my kids.
25:09If I'm telling you anyway,
25:10you won't understand.
25:11You'd be surprised.
25:14Look, I like Donna, okay?
25:16I want to do right by her.
25:18But with Bernie out of the picture.
25:21Bernie warned me off.
25:22I walked away.
25:23That's the last time I saw her, all right?
25:24Well, no, stop!
25:31Stop!
25:33Dance yourself dizzy has always been my encore.
25:35Well, it's a Christmas Eve concert,
25:37which is why Frosty the Snowman will be sending them home.
25:40I know my audience, Colin.
25:41Yes,
25:41and it's my job to keep them happy.
25:43With that tidal shtick you call a warmer pack,
25:45do me a favour.
25:47Just because you've got your claws into Marlowe.
25:50The captain recognises Talib when he sees it.
25:54He's the only one who doesn't think you passed it.
25:57You do know I was offered the Blackpool grant.
25:59Oh, come off it, Eve.
26:00It was this or it was Panto in Huddersfield,
26:02the Wicked Queen.
26:03Well, it takes one to know one, Colin.
26:05So why don't you shtick to your Christmas karaoke?
26:07Leave the real entertainment to the pros.
26:11Pros?
26:12You're a washed-up two-bit cabaret act.
26:16When you're ready to apologise,
26:18I shall be in my dressing room.
26:26Come in.
26:29How's my favourite cruise ship, Doctor?
26:31Check.
26:35Jimmy told me you're back.
26:36A little query we need help with.
26:40What can you tell us about chlorpromazine?
26:43Uh, it's prescribed as an antipsychotic.
26:46Works by suppressing the dopamine levels.
26:49You said thomasine had been treated for a bipolar disorder.
26:52Yeah.
26:53I'm not sure where all of this is going, Jack.
26:56She told us that she couldn't remember anything.
26:58Well, clearly she was lying.
27:00Memory wipeout.
27:01A common symptom of a psychotic episode.
27:03We need to get back to the village.
27:07I thought you might like some herbal tea.
27:22Good for calming the constitution.
27:23Why does everyone on this ship seem to hate me, Jamil?
27:31No, I'm sure that's not true.
27:35You know what they say about cruise ships.
27:38You're either on your way up,
27:40or you're on your way down.
27:43Two hours of show tunes in high heels and spandex.
27:47Performing to a crowd wearing leisure wear.
27:49I watched you act from the back of the theatre.
27:55Then you must know my voice is sharp.
27:59The doctor found some nodules.
28:02He's recommended surgery.
28:04I've been trying to hide it for weeks now.
28:07I'm so sorry to hear that.
28:09I'm planning on jumping ship.
28:12Did you tell Colin about this?
28:13He's been out to undermine me since I started this gig.
28:15No, I'm sure if you talk to him,
28:19you both can call a truce.
28:22It's a bit late for that, love.
28:26Show's over.
28:29You never told us that Tomasina was sectioned as a child.
28:33It was none of your concern.
28:35The miracle she witnessed.
28:37An episode brought on by her schizophrenia.
28:40The secret the church has tried to cover up.
28:42And if it ever came to light that you were parted to a hoax.
28:46Schizoflinia is a terrible affliction.
28:51A troubled soul possessed by demons.
28:55I was telling you the truth when I told you
28:57that I was trying to protect her.
29:01Then tell us what really happened.
29:06I found her in the chapel.
29:09Her eyes were focused on a vision.
29:16One that she alone would see.
29:19Tomasina!
29:20We should never have reached out to her.
29:24Tomasina, where are you?
29:25Tomasina!
29:25Tomasina!
29:26I followed her outside.
29:30And saw her running away towards the convent.
29:33Tomasina!
29:35So, in her confused mental state,
29:38Tomasina attacked Bernie?
29:40The Tomasina had never been violent.
29:45Even when she's lost to us.
29:48So, why have you been lying to us?
29:53She came to me.
29:54That evening.
29:57To offer up a confession.
29:58I swear before Christ,
30:02she was already dead when I found her.
30:07She was lying in the cloister,
30:09bleeding from a wound to her head,
30:11crucifix on the ground beside her.
30:14It was then I saw the necklace.
30:17I picked it up.
30:18I don't know why.
30:19I knelt down beside her.
30:22There was blood everywhere.
30:25I'm not sure how I got back to my room,
30:28but when I came to,
30:30I was sitting on the bed,
30:33and this was in my pocket.
30:37I found it lying on the ground beside the body.
30:47So, either the necklace was Bernie's,
30:49someone ripped it off in a struggle,
30:50or the kiddo was a woman.
30:52which reels out Jason McInerney.
30:54Jack!
30:56Jack, just give us a minute of this, man.
30:57There's something you need to know.
30:58What is it?
31:00Where did you find this?
31:02It was left behind at the murder scene.
31:04Jimma?
31:07I think I know who killed Bernie.
31:08I don't know.
31:22Donna posted this video blog two months ago.
31:25Mm-hmm.
31:26Yeah.
31:27So, they've called me in for my pre-op tests.
31:32Let's hope I get through this one without any complications.
31:34The placement of the NG nose tube is too far in.
31:39No medical professional would have inserted it that way.
31:43Hmm.
31:45When I checked Donna over yesterday,
31:47she seemed a little reluctant to have any tests,
31:50so I did a bit of investigating of my own.
31:53Her blood test results came back this afternoon.
31:56The numbers made surprising reading.
31:58No indicators of any disease.
32:01I looked up her condition.
32:02Paper with BPC don't just get better.
32:05Spontaneous remission.
32:06There have been some recorded cases,
32:08but it's unlikely.
32:11Well, no, she was never ill at all.
32:17I'll still need some more tests,
32:19just to be sure, but...
32:20We should be celebrating.
32:21It's like a Christmas miracle.
32:22Well, champagne on the house.
32:26This might not be the right timing,
32:28but I just wonder when we get back
32:30if you might want to make a go of things.
32:34I'd like that, Jason.
32:36Really, I would.
32:39Well, Bernie was right.
32:41Keep the five.
32:44Shame she's not here to enjoy the moment
32:46after everything she's done for you.
32:49I'm sure all your crowdfunders
32:50will be keen to hear an update
32:52after all that money you've scammed out of them.
32:55Sorry?
32:56You've...
32:56You've lost me.
32:58The evidence that ties her to Bernie's murder.
33:01We just couldn't figure out why.
33:03Then Dr Tan filled me in on those blood test results,
33:06and things started to make more sense.
33:08I called that clinic in Arizona.
33:12They had no record of you ever being a patient there.
33:15Lola?
33:16You lied.
33:19About everything.
33:22I swear I was ill.
33:24I really thought it was something serious,
33:27and my GP referred me to a specialist.
33:30Bernie being Bernie,
33:31she said she'd come with me.
33:33Like any good friend would.
33:35Well, they gave me the all-clear,
33:37and when I saw her waiting outside,
33:39I...
33:40I told her they were starting me on a course of treatments.
33:43Why did you lie, Donna?
33:45It made me feel special.
33:48Hang on a minute.
33:48You made all this up for a bit of attention.
33:51And those lies just got bigger, didn't they?
33:53Your blog, your podcast,
33:55your followers online.
33:56How could I tell them the truth?
33:59Those hospital visits must have taken some plenty.
34:01There's a meds room at work.
34:03It's easy to buy all that stuff online.
34:05And Bernie didn't suspect a thing.
34:07She wanted to believe it as much as I did.
34:12What did you say to Jason?
34:13What?
34:14He's the first guy who's shown any interest,
34:16but suddenly I'm in the way.
34:17You smother me, Bernie.
34:19Because your own life is sad and empty.
34:22I've spent the past six months looking after you,
34:25and this is the thanks I get.
34:27All those trips to the hospital,
34:28the late-night phone calls.
34:30I made it all up.
34:32The diagnosis,
34:34the illness,
34:36it's all lies.
34:37This is fraud, Donna.
34:41We could both go to prison
34:43with people that we've lied to.
34:46Which is why we keep this between us.
34:49No-one else needs to know.
34:51And you say that my life is empty.
34:55You think you can just walk away?
34:58Yeah, I do.
35:00Because we are done.
35:01This is done.
35:03You'd be nothing without me.
35:06You know that.
35:07By the time I'm finished,
35:09everyone is going to know what you've done.
35:11I couldn't let her ruin everything.
35:20Surely you can see that.
35:22We can wait for the police in your cabin.
35:23Okay, so I might have said a few things in the heat of the moment.
35:39Washed up.
35:40Two-bit cabaret act.
35:42Well, I'm sure we can get past it.
35:44Does that mean I get an apology?
35:48This ship isn't big enough for the both of us, Colin.
35:52Well, you're looking at a blatant breach of contract.
35:54Then sue me, twinkle-toes.
36:09Oh.
36:10I was hoping to catch Jack.
36:13He's gone back to his bar.
36:14Said he had a show to do.
36:18But it's not long until the ship sails.
36:19Yeah, and I still have these manifests to complete.
36:29We're supposed to be together.
36:31More than any two people I know.
36:33That's an admirable sentiment, Jamil.
36:37But Jack's quite right.
36:38The ship will survive without him.
36:40We are missing our headlines, Jamil.
36:47Come and get him.
37:02That day you left the ship.
37:04I could have come with you.
37:06Give up the dream of your own command.
37:10I never would have asked us to do that, Kate.
37:13You think you've got me all figured out, don't you?
37:15I know you better than anyone.
37:19Look, our headline act for tonight has gone AWOL.
37:22Colin is in the middle of a breakdown,
37:24and we don't have a singer for tonight's Christmas show.
37:27Then you thought I might fit the bill.
37:29Piers has already cleared it with Marlowe.
37:31Not that he had much of a choice.
37:33And what about you, Kate?
37:37Do you forgive me?
37:39Well, that depends.
37:42And what?
37:44It depends on if you're planning on sticking around.
37:49There's no more second chances, Jack.
37:56The ship sails in less than an hour.
38:00What makes you think I'd be on it?
38:03Because I'm not leaving without you.
38:11Oh, good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
38:21There are only four hours till Christmas.
38:23Are we all excited?
38:25Good, good.
38:26Well, listen, I hate to be the Christmas Grinch,
38:28but unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances,
38:31Eve Fontaine will not be performing for us tonight.
38:34I know, but fear not,
38:37because we have got a star-turned replacement for you.
38:40Back where he belongs, he's the voice of this ship.
38:42Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the one,
38:44the only, Mr. Jack Grayley!
38:46Baby, if you've got to go away,
39:03don't think I could take the pain.
39:07Won't you stay another day?
39:10Oh, don't leave me alone like this.
39:18Don't you say it's the final kiss.
39:22Won't you stay another day?
39:25Don't you know we've come too far now just to go
39:36and try to throw it all away?
39:43Thought I heard you say you loved me
39:49and that your love was going to be here to stay.
39:57Stay now!
39:58Baby, if you've got to go away,
40:02don't think I could take the pain.
40:06Won't you stay another day?
40:12Stay now!
40:13Oh, don't leave me alone like this.
40:17Don't you say it's the final kiss.
40:21Won't you stay another day?
40:31Thought I might find you here.
40:33Just counting down the minutes to Christmas Day.
40:37It's good to have you home.
40:39It's good to be home.
40:40What's going on?
40:42Good times we had
40:47Return to haunt me
40:51Though it's for you
40:53All that I do
40:54Seems to be wrong
40:57Stay now!
41:01Baby, if you've got to go away
41:04Don't think I could take the pain
41:08Won't you stay another day?
41:14Stay now!
41:15Oh, don't leave me alone like this.
41:19Don't you say it's the final kiss.
41:23Won't you stay another day?
41:32Stay now!
41:34eğ audiobook
41:34They're everyone
41:36Daily
41:40High
41:42High
41:50Big
41:52High
41:52High
41:53Increase
41:54High
41:56High
41:57High
41:59Miss
41:59Too
41:59ieve
41:59made
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