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00:00This is...
00:00We know. He's our new dad.
00:03What are you talking about, Manis? No.
00:06No one is replacing your dad.
00:08Janis is absolutely not here to replace...
00:10It was a joke.
00:15Yes, it was.
00:17That was very, very funny. It was very, very good.
00:21I love that. I love that. It's so good.
00:24Do you guys like £20 notes?
00:26Yeah.
00:29Sick.
00:30Ooh.
00:31Mm-hmm.
00:32Oh.
00:38It couldn't have got any better, frankly.
00:40It was very organic. No one made a big thing of it.
00:41Just, yeah, absolute success story.
00:44So when are we going to meet this new squeeze?
00:46Oh.
00:47Must be getting serious if you're introducing him to the children.
00:50Well, you know, he's a special part of my life now.
00:53And you kind of know after three months, right, P?
00:57Don't ask me. I've got terrible boundaries.
00:59I proposed to Della on our second day.
01:01Oh, wow.
01:03Chris proposed to me on my 18th birthday.
01:05Oh.
01:05And later on that night, we took each other's virginity.
01:07And then we made love in each one of my friend's parents' double beds.
01:10Just devouring each other's bodies.
01:14But not like now.
01:16Can't even remember the last time Chris and I even brushed hands.
01:18What's in the bag, Anne?
01:22Oh, er, Fashima's mum lent me a tent for camping this weekend, yeah.
01:25There's still space if you want to join.
01:27I mean, everyone else is coming.
01:28No, Anne, Anne, I'm still a maybe.
01:29No, you're not.
01:30You're taking this weekend off.
01:31No, thank you.
01:33Only time I'm sitting put in a tent is if it's a marquee and it's an ascot and there's pins.
01:37What about a first aid tent?
01:39Well, of course I go in a first aid tent.
01:40A gazebo?
01:41Would you go in a gazebo?
01:42Yes, I would go in a gazebo.
01:44What about if you got murdered and they put a tent over the crime scene?
01:47Don't you have a whistle to blow or something?
01:49You got our deposit, right, Anne?
01:51Yes.
01:52Yes.
01:52Me, Ned, Abs, baby Isla and our main man here.
01:57I bet you're a dab hand at camping now, being a gardener.
02:00Me?
02:01No.
02:01The only time I've camped is one glass dough with Abs.
02:04Spent most of it behind a falafel stand in a K-hole.
02:07Tell me about it.
02:08I got stuck in a K-hole this weekend.
02:10Ate the whole thing.
02:11I am pretty hormonal, though.
02:16I'm not kicking that.
02:19Is that your new boyfriend, Amanda?
02:20Yeah.
02:21Can I meet him?
02:22No, please.
02:23Just quickly.
02:24Hi.
02:25Hey, you.
02:28Wow.
02:30Have you been checking my browsing history?
02:32Because sexy soccer mom is one of my guarantees.
02:35You must be Amanda's piece of hot stuff.
02:37You can call me Johannes.
02:39Okay, yeah, wow.
02:42It's a pleasure to meet you, Your Highness.
02:45Yeah.
02:45No wonder you kept this on the down low.
02:48Dating African royalty?
02:49It's Johannes.
02:50Johannes.
02:51Johannes.
02:52Oh, Johannes.
02:53Yeah.
02:53Yeah, okay.
02:54Apologies, Your Grace.
02:55My name is Anne, aka the BFF from BITD.
02:59Back in the day.
03:01That's quite an impressive package you're holding there, Anne.
03:04Oh, it's a tent.
03:05Yeah, there's a big gang of us going camping over the weekend.
03:07Oh, camping.
03:08I love camping.
03:10My Omer used to have a farm back in Michalisburg.
03:12We would camp there every summer.
03:14Oh.
03:15I would love a night under canvas.
03:17What do you say, Amanda?
03:18Oh, well, you're flogging a dead horse there because Amanda hates camping.
03:22Twisting my words a bit there, Anne.
03:24I just find tents uncomfy because I have very long legs and back.
03:27Fine, then.
03:28I'll get a camper van for you and the kids, all the mod cons.
03:31It'll be like a hotel room on a campsite.
03:33You'll love it.
03:35Yay.
03:36Can't wait.
03:38It's got to be so much fun, Your Highness.
03:40Yeah.
03:41Thanks, Anne.
03:42All right, right, hand down a bit.
03:43That's good, that's good, that's good.
03:45This is so unfair.
03:47Why can't I stay here with Gan-Gan?
03:49Gan-Gan's moving back home.
03:50I'm not.
03:51You are, Mummy.
03:51We talked about this.
03:52Well, my new sauna's got a leak, and so they've turned off the water until Thursday.
03:56You don't need water, Mummy.
03:57You entirely exist on sherry and talca powder.
03:59So lame.
04:00Georgie, please don't be difficult.
04:02Why can't we go to Florida or something?
04:04I really don't want to see Darius.
04:07Come on.
04:07We're going to have a nice family holiday with our new dad, Johannes.
04:13I hate you for making me go.
04:16Hey, where are your bags?
04:18Ah, when you're a seasoned outdoorsman like I am, you learn to travel as light as possible.
04:24It's me a dish.
04:26How clever that he can fit all his belongings into his pockets.
04:29This isn't the camper I ordered.
04:31Yes, I swapped it.
04:33This will look way better on the socials.
04:35Right, okay.
04:36I had an ex who had one of these.
04:38Carlos.
04:39We used to drive it back from Spain every summer, with three pounds of hashi stuffed into the seats.
04:46Good times.
04:47Manus, darling, let's go.
04:49Hi, I'm Johannes.
04:51You must be the guy who lives in the basement.
04:52Yeah.
04:53I'm envious already.
04:54The only guy who should be underneath my girlfriend is me.
04:57You all right?
05:01Mel, okay.
05:01Fist bumps, yeah.
05:03Amanda said it's okay if I catch a lift with you guys down to the campsite.
05:06Sure, sure.
05:07Anything to keep my chick happy.
05:09Oh, sorry about that, mate.
05:12There you go.
05:12I'll drive, baby.
05:19Okay.
05:21Okay.
05:22Right, seatbelts on.
05:23Seatbelts on, everybody.
05:27Oh, no.
05:29We're right on top of the toilets.
05:31How are you?
05:32You found us all right?
05:33Are you serious, Anne?
05:35Huh?
05:35I'm basically camping on a septic tank.
05:38Oh, yeah, sorry, Amanda.
05:39I would have been here earlier to get a better spot, but my roof box exploded on the M3.
05:43Right, I'm going to need you to move your tent over there because I need this for you behind me for my Insta shots.
05:48Just pop yourself over there.
05:49Yeah.
05:50Yeah, okay.
05:51Yeah, Darius, come on, you heard the woman.
05:52Let's move the tent.
05:53Why?
05:54You go around the other side.
05:55Go on.
05:59Where's Abs and the Babs?
06:00Isla has a temperature, so absolutely best to stay at home.
06:03So it's just the three of us.
06:05La tento.
06:06Woo.
06:07Hi, look at this.
06:09Someone knows what they're doing.
06:11What do you Brits say, full kit wanker?
06:13That's me.
06:13All the gear, no idea.
06:15Hey, Amanda, I really like this guy.
06:18Yeah, that's so...
06:20Come on, Anne.
06:24Choc, choc.
06:24Johannes.
06:25Oh, JJ, thanks.
06:26Nice to meet you.
06:27You too.
06:28Now it's just me, it's a bit overkill.
06:29No, it's great.
06:31There's plenty of room in my tent if you want to bunk up with me.
06:33No, we'll be fine in here, mate.
06:35It's actually more spacious than it seems.
06:37Yeah.
06:41Johannes.
06:43Baby.
06:44Where's the loo in this thing?
06:45I don't think the older models have toilets.
06:48The one I ordered had a toilet, but you swapped it.
06:50What?
06:51But I thought that was the whole point of a camper van.
06:53I don't do public toilets.
06:55Heidi, hi, campers!
06:58Sorry we're late.
06:59Hey, that's convenient, isn't it?
07:00Right next to the bogs.
07:01I'll just go over here, shall I?
07:03I mean, I brought a tent.
07:04Oh, I bought it last night on the internet.
07:05I've seen one of these boxes somewhere.
07:07God, I need to sit down.
07:08Bloody miles from the car park.
07:09Where's that chair?
07:10Oh, bingo.
07:14Manz, can I plug into your camper thingy?
07:16Sorry, Fee, this is actually for my ring light.
07:19Oh, just posh it over, will you?
07:21Morten.
07:21Yeah?
07:22Find them pre-mixed cocktails.
07:23It's much better to build a tent-a-half cot.
07:25Um, oh, I found them.
07:27Great.
07:27Do you want one?
07:28Oh, yes, please.
07:30Thanks, baby.
07:31Morten, could you try and coax Georgie out of the van?
07:34Please.
07:35She's trying to avoid Darius or something.
07:37Hiya.
07:38Is Della coming?
07:39Yeah.
07:39She's going to join us later.
07:41Great.
07:42So if one of the freezers at work packed up,
07:44she's going to get a taxi after service tonight.
07:48Oh, my God.
07:49It's fine.
07:50It's fine.
07:50It's fine.
07:51I've got Prime.
07:51I'll order another one for tomorrow.
07:53Just got to find my...
07:54Not a real bank.
07:56I wasn't scared.
07:57Bryce, I'm off to find the tab.
07:59Oh, Jesus.
08:13Anyone want a glug from my bladder?
08:16No, Anne.
08:17I'm going to have to drastically reduce my liquid intake in light of this no-toilet situation.
08:21But there's a toilet literally there.
08:24I do not use public toilet sand.
08:25Can you move you and your bladder out of my shot?
08:28Yep.
08:29All right.
08:29Who fancies a kicker bat?
08:32Anyone?
08:35Hey, JJ.
08:36Want to take a look at my Bowie knife?
08:39Oh, sick.
08:40Blimey, all right?
08:41That's a big one.
08:41I'm pretty sure they're illegal now.
08:44This little thing?
08:45Nah.
08:45I was gutting gazelles with this when I was like eight.
08:49So heavy.
08:50All right.
08:51Well, I'm going to go and find some firewood then.
08:53Ah, firewood time.
08:54Right.
08:55Let's make this a little more interesting.
08:58The man who comes back with the biggest log wins 20 quid.
09:02Bit sexist.
09:03Don't you want to include the girls?
09:05Oh, sorry.
09:06Would any of the chicks like to come and collect some firewood?
09:11I rest my case.
09:13Boys, to the woods.
09:15Steady, steady, steady.
09:17I saw good cops over there with a fallen tree.
09:20Isn't he the best?
09:23Okay.
09:24Who's got the biggest log?
09:25Ah, come on, Mal.
09:26You can do better than that.
09:28Look at JJ.
09:29Yeah, I'm just going to collect some kindling to start the firewood.
09:31Mal knows he's not going to win.
09:33His size isn't everything, mate.
09:34Throw telling that to your girlfriend, Twiggy.
09:37You all right, JJ?
09:39Yeah, sorry, mate.
09:41My craziest time on safari in South Africa
09:48was probably swimming with a hippo.
09:51They're so deadly, but I like that about them.
09:53Sexy, isn't he?
09:54They have a real big, big energy.
09:56I am not the person to ask about that.
09:58I'm thinking of doing a hike tomorrow.
09:59Anyone want to join me?
10:01There's some standing stones about four miles away.
10:03Yeah, well, I'm cool.
10:04Right, let's do it.
10:05I think I'm going to hit the hey, big man.
10:07Do you mind if I sleep in JJ's tent now?
10:09There might be a bit more room, you know what I mean?
10:10Yeah, no, of course, yeah.
10:13OK, boys, on your feet.
10:15Time for one last duty of the night.
10:17All the males are to piss around the perimeter of the campsite.
10:21What?
10:22You're in us.
10:22No.
10:23This will stop the foxes from ripping up the trash bags
10:25because they hate the smell of male piss.
10:27And before any feminists complain, it's biology.
10:30I'm sorry.
10:31This is not cool, guys.
10:33Yeah, we could just throw our rubbish in the big bins over there.
10:36That'll stop the foxes, too.
10:37A wild piss is one of life's little pleasures, Twiggy.
10:40Can we stop talking about pee?
10:42Yeah, and please don't call me Twiggy.
10:44Ah, it's only a bit of fun, Twiggy.
10:46Ha, ha, ha, ha.
10:47Can you keep it down, please?
10:49Some of us are trying to sleep.
10:50It's 8.15.
10:51Sorry.
10:52Yeah.
10:52I'm out of here.
10:55See you in the morning.
11:08Yeah.
11:09Yeah, look, Diego, just move everything you can to the other freezer
11:12and I'll call the refrigeration company in the morning, all right?
11:14Good night.
11:17Great, you made it.
11:19Why does it smell like a Vauxhall piss club out there?
11:22Delivery for the breakfast club.
11:26Yeah, great.
11:27Great bacon rolls, yeah?
11:28No, you're not meant to have fruit in the freezer.
11:30Thanks, mate.
11:31Thanks.
11:32Dale's, Morten, bacon sannies are here.
11:35God, you know, I thought that camping would be tough,
11:38but it's actually really fun, isn't it?
11:40Morten!
11:41Yeah, no, you've got to use the phone.
11:43Right, I'm off for a shower.
11:45Help yourself to my bladder.
11:46Oh, my God.
11:48Sorry, we're on the shower.
11:58Holy moly, God.
11:58Okay, boys, six kilometre heights to the Standing Stones.
12:08JJ, you can bring up the rear.
12:10The little kids can go in the middle and I'll lead from the front.
12:12Um, actually, I'll, um, I'll lead if that's okay.
12:15Ah, okay.
12:17Somebody wants to be the head of the pride.
12:20Can you read a map?
12:21I've got my phone, mate.
12:22It's 21st century.
12:23It's not really in the spirit of orienteering, mate.
12:25Who cares as long as we get there?
12:27Let's roll.
12:28Bye, guys.
12:30Have the best time.
12:32Right, follow this path, fellas.
12:34See you later, my lady.
12:36Isn't he great?
12:43So, our dilemma was,
12:45do we try and cross the piranha-infested river?
12:48Oh, that doesn't sound good.
12:48Or do we walk back the same track
12:51where we saw the fucking crocodile?
12:53No.
12:53Okay, we can go right just around here.
12:58Um, Ned, mate, you got your phone on you?
13:00No, Johanna said leave it behind
13:02because what goes on tour stays on tour.
13:05Oh, shit.
13:06I'll just get your good clothes.
13:09Right, thanks.
13:11Nice to meet you.
13:11Nice to meet you.
13:13Georgie, come here.
13:14Come on, come over here.
13:17Darling, what is going on?
13:18I just want to start a nice time
13:19and you're making it really remarkably unfun.
13:22I'm literally on holiday with my ex
13:24and you're rubbing it in my face
13:26with your new boyfriend.
13:27Well, newsflash, Georgie.
13:28I'm not having the best time either.
13:30I haven't urinated for 26 hours
13:33and I have a borderline UTI.
13:35I would really appreciate it
13:37if you would just stop moaning for 15 minutes
13:40and try and smash a ball up a windmill.
13:44Right, who's next?
13:50Could everyone do this, please?
13:51Yeah.
13:52Sure.
13:57Sorry, can we just have two of those, please?
13:59Sure.
14:00There you are.
14:01That's the stunt we passed before.
14:07Whoa, whoa, whoa.
14:08Are we lost, Twiggy?
14:09No, it's fine.
14:10I think if we just keep heading up this track here...
14:11Okay, everybody stop.
14:13JJ, hand me the map.
14:15I know where we are.
14:16Well, you obviously don't
14:18because we keep doing loop-de-loops.
14:20Show me where you think we are on your phone.
14:23Yeah, well, I...
14:24I can't because the battery's...
14:28Twiggy!
14:33That is too funny!
14:35Oh, my God!
14:36You've got to be kidding me.
14:37Why don't you say anything, Dad?
14:38It's okay, it's fine.
14:39It's fine.
14:40I'll lead.
14:41It's this way.
14:42Onwards!
14:45Yeah, you lot carry on ahead.
14:47I'm going to go back to the campsite.
14:50Okay, Twiggy!
14:51Don't get lost!
14:53Push five.
14:54Thirty-six.
14:58Thirty-seven.
14:59Oh, God!
15:06Don't look at him.
15:07Just concentrate.
15:10Thirty-eight.
15:11Yeah, I just sent you a video
15:12on how to reset the thermostat, Diego.
15:14Della!
15:15Della, are you playing or what?
15:17I'll call you back, okay?
15:18Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
15:20In camping, lush.
15:22Yeah.
15:22You know, I was thinking
15:23that we could take
15:24the summer holidays off
15:24and do a bit of a road trip
15:26around Italy.
15:27Are you mad?
15:28How do you think
15:29I can take six weeks
15:30off the restaurant?
15:30Oh, you just do it.
15:32You're the boss.
15:33Yeah, exactly.
15:34I'm the boss.
15:35I'm in charge.
15:36Do you know some of the shit
15:38you come out with sometimes.
15:40I just thought it'd be fun.
15:41If I'm not a chin
15:42or a double chin,
15:43it's a shitstorm, Fiona.
15:45Look what a mess it is
15:45and I'm only away for one night.
15:47I don't think you appreciate
15:48how difficult it is
15:49to do my job sometimes
15:50or any job.
15:51Well, I'm sorry.
15:55I thought it'd be a nice,
15:57fun family holiday.
15:58Maybe you should have stayed
15:59in your bloody kitchen
16:00overcooking your overpriced burgers.
16:02It's not even real, golf!
16:09Focus.
16:12156.
16:13157.
16:14158.
16:15And...
16:15I think you need to step away
16:18from that alligator's hole.
16:19Yeah, I'm just gonna...
16:21go back to my tent
16:22and have a lie down.
16:23Yeah.
16:30Still got it.
16:32Can we have a word?
16:49You all right?
17:06I should never have come
17:07on this stupid trip.
17:08Yeah, I know how you feel.
17:13I'm having a bit of a shock on myself.
17:15I think my business
17:20is about to close.
17:22Oh, shit.
17:23I massively
17:24overstretched myself
17:25with double chin.
17:26We're hemorrhaging money.
17:27I think we've
17:29four, maybe
17:30five weeks left.
17:32I'm shitting my pants.
17:34Have you told Fi?
17:35No.
17:37I can't tell her.
17:38I'm gonna split this
17:43antique ecstasy pool with me.
17:45Where'd you get that?
17:46Found it in my tent.
17:48It's probably been there
17:49since the last time
17:49I went to a glass.
17:50Didn't breathe, so...
17:52God knows if it still works.
17:56Go to the bar.
17:56Oh, my God!
18:05Oh, my bladder!
18:10Thank you for the lift.
18:16I'm a pervert.
18:18I've been given a formal warning
18:20for ogling men.
18:21I can't stop myself.
18:23Oh, Anne.
18:25God, I've spent all these years
18:26repressing the fact
18:27that I should have been out there
18:28sowing my oats
18:29instead of marrying
18:29the first man who came along
18:30and now it's all just bubbling over
18:32and I can't help myself.
18:34Stop this, Anne.
18:35You're perry many.
18:36We all are.
18:36Oh, speak for yourself, Fi.
18:38Is that what this is?
18:39Your body getting rid
18:40of the last of your eggs.
18:41You're looking for anybody
18:42to impregnate you.
18:43Makes you an absolute horn dog.
18:45Well, that actually makes
18:46a lot of sense.
18:48Thanks, Fi.
18:49That's a relief.
18:51I don't even care about cock.
18:53It's got me, too.
18:54Wow.
18:55Must be really hard
18:56for you being around here,
18:57Hannah's, Anne.
18:58You know, because...
19:01He's so sexy.
19:04Actually, no.
19:05He's the only man
19:06who doesn't arouse me.
19:11Oh, for God's sakes.
19:13Would you stop drinking
19:14in front of me, Anne?
19:15Oh, come on, now.
19:16Look, if you don't use
19:17the campsite, Luz, so be it.
19:19But at least try and have a wee
19:20in that copse over there.
19:21No-one's got to see you.
19:22Just go!
19:23You're so desperate.
19:23Go on, now.
19:24Oh, God.
19:33Ah.
19:42Oh.
19:46Do you feel anything?
19:47Nope.
19:48What was that?
19:52I'll go check.
19:58Oh, cool.
20:00Baby, you OK?
20:01Mum?
20:01Snake.
20:02I'm coming.
20:02Snake.
20:03Snake.
20:04It's a snake.
20:05Oh, snake.
20:06Oh, come on.
20:07Oh, come on.
20:07Oh, come on.
20:08Oh, come on.
20:08Oh, come on.
20:08Oh, come on.
20:09Oh, come on.
20:10Oh, come on.
20:10Oh, come on.
20:10Oh, come on.
20:10Oh, come on.
20:10This isn't a snake.
20:11I can't keep picking it up.
20:12What?
20:13This is an earthworm with a leather jacket.
20:15What's all the screaming?
20:16Have you seen this, boys?
20:17Yeah, I'd put that down if I was you, mate.
20:18That's an adder.
20:21You want to see a real adder?
20:22You should see the puff adders back in Kruger.
20:25Oh, God.
20:27You little shit bit me.
20:28Right, we need to get you to hospital.
20:29What?
20:30Keep your hair on, Twiggy.
20:31It's only a silly little baby snake.
20:33Poisonous, Janice.
20:34What?
20:34Oh, it's poisonous, is it?
20:35Right, fine.
20:36Okay, well, better suck the poison out then, hadn't I?
20:38No, Johannis, don't.
20:40Johannis, please, stop.
20:41Are you filming this?
20:41And now you're just putting poison in your mouth.
20:43You should listen to him, Johannis.
20:44Mal's a gardener.
20:45He knows about snakes.
20:46Shut up, JJ.
20:47Okay.
20:48See?
20:50It's absolutely fine.
20:52Oh, my tongue's all fucked up.
20:53Oh, for God's sakes, Johannis.
20:56Right, come on.
20:57We're going to the hospital.
20:58I don't need to go to the hospital.
20:59You do.
20:59Can you come with us, please?
21:01I don't know if that's a good idea.
21:02Just to sit in the back with him, please.
21:04Just go.
21:05I don't need to go to the hospital.
21:09Yeah, well, fine.
21:10Okay, it's okay.
21:22Don't panic, guys.
21:23Don't panic.
21:24Everything's okay.
21:25Johannis, hang in there.
21:26We're nearly there.
21:27Mal, are you all right?
21:28Mal?
21:29Mal?
21:30Yeah.
21:32Yeah, I'm fine.
21:33Can you turn that music up a bit?
21:34What?
21:35There isn't any music.
21:37Oh.
21:38Cool.
21:41I thought you bogged off back to Shin.
21:44Let's go to Morocco.
21:46Yeah, right.
21:46No, I'm serious.
21:47Let's go at half term.
21:48You, me, and Morton.
21:49Let's just go and eat tagine and go to the souk and ride camels.
21:53And it'll be amazing because it'll only be the three of us.
21:56And we won't be anywhere near the restaurant.
21:57And I'll turn my phone off.
21:59And it'll be amazing.
22:00You've never turned your phone off.
22:06Fuck my phone.
22:07Fuck work.
22:08Fuck everything.
22:08Oh, you were right.
22:10I love you so much, baby.
22:12Are you serious?
22:14Here, take my credit card.
22:15Book it.
22:17Casablanca, here we go.
22:18Yeah, so I'm going to get my phone because it has all my passwords and photographs in it, so.
22:29Where is it?
22:30Locked it in that bush, mate.
22:35Sick.
22:35Fix the piss over here.
22:44I think there's bound to be clean toilets in the Bupa wing, don't you?
22:48You shouldn't be with Johannes.
22:51What?
22:52He's not good enough for you, Amanda.
22:56Well, I think you're in the minority there, Mal, because everyone clearly adores Johannes, so.
23:01Oh, God, sorry.
23:02Your, your hair.
23:05It's like it's made of golden beams of light.
23:10Can I bob your hair?
23:18Oh, great.
23:20Johannes says you can pop in and see me now.
23:24Great.
23:25All right.
23:26I shall pop in.
23:28Hey.
23:36Hi.
23:37They need to keep me in overnight.
23:40They said the venom from the snake that bit me was more akin to that of a king cobra.
23:44Isn't that something?
23:46Yeah.
23:46Do you mind if I use your loo quickly, Johannes?
23:48No.
23:49Of course.
23:50I will be safe to travel back to London in the morning.
23:58The only thing is, it takes some time for the poison to leave your system.
24:03So, is it okay if I stay with you?
24:07Amanda?
24:08Of course.
24:09Amazing.
24:10It'll only be for a couple of weeks, a month max.
24:13Is that okay, baby?
24:14Great.
24:27Keep that up there.
24:29Ha!
24:29The brave soldier returns.
24:32How are you feeling, your highness?
24:34It was actually the worst they'd ever seen.
24:36But they said my body reacted so powerfully to it because I have such a strong immune system.
24:42Right.
24:42We can get a guide to take us up the Atlas Mountains and have inquired about that Riyadh that Damon Alban uses every Christmas.
24:50And then I reckon that we just spend like ages just by the pool just doing nothing, you know?
24:53Ned, um, you don't have to do that, mate.
24:55No, it's all right, Dad.
24:56I actually slept in here last night.
25:00What?
25:01Is everything all right, Dad?
25:04Yeah, no, I'm good.
25:06Just a little bit emotional today.
25:08I'm good, I'm good.
25:10That really touched me.
25:11Do you want a hug or something?
25:14Yeah.
25:20Good man.
25:21Listen, Johannes is going to come and stay with us for a couple of weeks while he recovers
25:26from his bite, but if you feel in any way uncomfortable about that...
25:30No, I think that's a nice thing to do.
25:33And if he's your boyfriend, then...
25:34Yeah.
25:35So you're sure that you definitely don't mind and you don't want me to ask him to go?
25:40Because just saying, I could easily break up with him.
25:42No, he's all right.
25:43Yeah.
25:44And he'll probably give us money, so...
25:45Yeah.
25:46Right.
25:46Hey, boys!
25:47Come and say goodbye!
25:51Stay strong.
25:53You're a legend.
25:55A good man.
25:57Spend it wisely.
25:59I'm proud of all of you boys!
26:01Appreciate it.
26:01Oh, really?
26:02That's okay.
26:04Georgie!
26:05Come on, we're going!
26:07Goodbye.
26:08Bye.
26:09Yeah, we're just finished.
26:10Bye.
26:12I hate you for making me leave!
26:16Right, Johannes.
26:18Don't forget your aftershave and anti-snoring nasal strips.
26:23Thank you, Bucky.
26:24And your athlete's foot spray.
26:26Oh, yeah.
26:26It really flared up under my bandage, but I guess if you get a fungus hot and damp, you're
26:30going to have issues, eh?
26:33I'm not going to miss sharing a bathroom with four people.
26:36I'm really going to miss you.
26:39Oh, I'm going to miss you, too!
26:41If you will live on the other side of London.
26:44Actually, Amanda, I got you a little surprise.
26:46Oh!
26:47As a thank you for looking after me while I was recovering from my war wound.
26:51To be honest, it was a snake bite.
26:52The snake went to war with me, Amanda.
26:54It wanted me dead.
26:57Ta-da!
27:01Oh, my God, Johannes!
27:03Yeah, it's a hybrid, like us.
27:06Because I love petrol and you love electric.
27:09And look, look, look.
27:10It's got a personalised number plate.
27:13It says sensuous.
27:15Yeah, it does.
27:17But my business is senuous.
27:19I don't see what you're saying.
27:20I don't want to be difficult, but it's got too many fives.
27:23It should be 5-E-N-U-0-U-5.
27:26Well, you have to disguise some of the letters as numbers.
27:28No, I know that's sweet up.
27:29But you've done 5-E-N-5-U-0-U-5.
27:32And it should be 5-E-N-U-0-U-5.
27:35Amanda, I'm confused.
27:36Do you want the car or not?
27:37Yes, I do!
27:38I love, I love it, I love it!
27:41Oh, jeez!
27:42Oh, jeez!
27:44Oh, wow!
27:50You know when people say it's like watching a car crash in slow motion,
27:54this is what they mean.
27:55Joanna's bought her that.
27:57Apart from the fact I'm a massive lesbian,
27:59I do not understand what she sees in that huge plate of gammon.
28:02Yeah, I think we were all rooting for the snake.
28:06Hey-oh, here she comes.
28:07What's with the wristbands?
28:10I don't know.
28:12RSI, too much texting?
28:13Nice wheels, Amanda.
28:14Yeah, a little thank you from Johannes for being his sexy Florence Nightingale.
28:18Christ, no one ever tell him to go and rape for a nurse.
28:20What's the price tag on that thing?
28:22Well, I didn't ask and I don't care.
28:24It's a very lovely gift.
28:28Diego.
28:2998 grand.
28:30Fee!
28:32I said I didn't care.
28:34Is it six figures with a sunroof yet?
28:36Hi!
28:37Hey!
28:38Hey, Anne.
28:39Hey, Anne.
28:39Great news, you guys.
28:41The beer keller says they'll do us a keg of hoppy seconds at cost.
28:46Hey, yeah.
28:47Nice one, Anne.
28:48Oh, we're just trying to organise the end of season awards party for the club.
28:51Yeah, last year was such a blast.
28:52We're going for the same again.
28:53So, keg of beer, a bit of a barbecue, Mal and Ned's famous disco.
28:57Oh, Anne, no, come on.
28:59Surely we can aim a little higher than that.
29:00That's all the subs we'll cover, sadly.
29:03We're not exactly Tottenham's hot spur.
29:04How are you a coach?
29:07Well, if it's a money issue, we might be able to lend a hand.
29:12The royal we?
29:13Johannes and I.
29:14If you don't mind making a little donation, we wouldn't say no to some cav and a bucket
29:19of Haribo.
29:19And that's not how you spend money.
29:21Hi!
29:22Hush, Fife!
29:23You blocked me in!
29:24It's fine.
29:25Sensuous, move it or I'll slap your tyres!
29:28Actually, I'm in the middle of it.
29:31It's actually Sensuous, the middle of it is a five!
29:41Mummy, I'm mid-collab.
29:43I know.
29:44I'm actually in the market for a fizzy tab.
29:47You've got a fizzy tab.
29:49Look, if you're bored, why don't you give Fia a call, see if she's around?
29:51I'm not bored.
29:52I'm just thinking of you, cooped up in your showroom.
29:56And I was thinking, you know, you're looking a bit...
29:58Thin, tired.
29:59You've got bags under your eyes.
30:00No, I'm fine.
30:01Amanda!
30:02Kate, I've got to go, Mum.
30:04Yes?
30:06Amanda, can you do a delivery for me to reach London?
30:08Do I look like a postman, Daniel?
30:10Look, it's 500 quid's worth of taps.
30:12They've asked for you by name.
30:13Who orders 500 pounds worth of taps?
30:24Oh, man!
30:25Worth every penny.
30:29The taps.
30:30I'm talking about the taps.
30:31Johannes!
30:32Sorry, I just miss this so much.
30:37Listen, Johannes.
30:39I was wondering if you thought it'd be fun to sponsor the Kids Football Awards this year.
30:44Just because it's such a deprived area.
30:47And...
30:47Yeah, sure.
30:49Really?
30:50Yeah.
30:50Well, they'll be thrilled.
30:55Could be a nice little, uh, send-off.
30:57A what?
30:58Well, I've been thinking about your living situation and, uh...
31:02Oh, my God!
31:08I haven't bought you a house, Amanda.
31:15I've only just bought you a car.
31:18Oh!
31:18Greedy birdie.
31:19Now, these are the keys to this place.
31:21I thought you and the kids might like to move in.
31:23Oh.
31:24There's tons of space.
31:25Got a bathroom each.
31:27The guy upstairs lives in Singapore and the guy downstairs had his assets frozen.
31:31So talk about quiet.
31:32Yeah.
31:33And look at the view.
31:35You know we get seals here.
31:36What about the kids' schools?
31:38Ah, I'll just pay for St. Anthony's.
31:40It's much better than the dump they're at now.
31:42God, that's so kind.
31:46Can I think about it?
31:48Yeah, of course.
31:49It's a big step.
31:49Yes.
31:50For both of us.
31:50Yeah.
31:51Fifty years of bachelor, I'm throwing my keys around willy-nilly.
31:54What have you done to me, Amanda?
31:56Lost my bloody mind.
31:58Yeah, let's not say anything to the kids just yet.
32:01Just, like, they need to find the right time to talk to them about it.
32:04Anything from the lady.
32:09Oh, hey, hey, hey.
32:10Look, look, look, look, look.
32:11Look, I see him.
32:12Oh, wow.
32:13Look at that little fella.
32:14Oh.
32:16Oh, wait, wait.
32:17No, it's a tire.
32:19Oh.
32:24Yeah, so we'll just...
32:26Wait a couple more minutes until we have everyone in then.
32:28Sorry, I'm late.
32:29Oh, I am late.
32:30Murder at my collab.
32:32Put your pen.
32:32Sorry, murder.
32:33I'll get out of your way.
32:35Okay.
32:36Let's get started.
32:38Great.
32:38Okay.
32:40Yeah, so I think you all know Amanda, who has very kindly offered to sponsor this year's event.
32:45Namaste, guys.
32:46Just glad we can give something back.
32:48So I think we can all agree that, like, last year's party was pretty awesome.
32:52So as the old saying goes, you know, if it ain't broke, don't go tinkering with the original.
32:56I just think we've had a terrific year as a club, and it's time we had a bit more pride in ourselves.
33:02You know, we could, like, part the barbecue, get a caterer in.
33:05Oh, I could do my sausage rolls, because there ain't no party like an Anne's sausage party.
33:09No, thank you, Anne.
33:10No.
33:10We are getting professionals in.
33:12Can you see if the people who did my 40th birthday are available?
33:14They've gone out of business.
33:16In a year?
33:17Well, that was actually five years ago, because you're 40th birthday.
33:19I'm thinking photo booth.
33:22It's your machine.
33:24I'm spitballing here, guys.
33:26Mixologist.
33:27Professional DJ.
33:28Whoa, whoa, whoa, come on.
33:29The only reason I got involved with any of this football shit is so me and Ned can DJ the party.
33:34Okay, Mal.
33:35Sure.
33:35Though, it isn't all about you.
33:39Can I just get some plain old cava?
33:41Like, I'm not great with the cocktails.
33:43It mixes together fine in the metal thingy, but once it hits my colon,
33:45it's like the Rapids and Centreperts.
33:48Fine, we'll get some cava.
33:49Great.
33:50Well, that's sorted then.
33:51I will call my friend at Bluebird and get him started on the cocktail design.
33:55And you call the jurist people.
33:57That was a really brilliant idea.
33:59Yeah, yeah, yeah.
34:03It's great to see her back to her old self.
34:05She's had a bit of a crappy year, so maybe just let her have this one thing.
34:09That's what they said about Poland.
34:15Mika, to the left.
34:18No, your other left.
34:20Actually, sorry.
34:20No, I was right.
34:21To the left.
34:22See, right.
34:23Right.
34:24Yeah.
34:24No, I didn't know the cava.
34:26Stuff tastes like fizzy piss.
34:28You'll have to send it back and knock it off the bill, yeah?
34:30Yeah, that's it.
34:31That's it.
34:32That's it.
34:32Just put it just there.
34:33Would you look at this?
34:34It's like the New York Metz Gala in here.
34:36That's two different things, then, but, yeah.
34:39Love the banner.
34:40Johanna's got that printed.
34:41Such a nice thought.
34:42Look, I know you said not to Amanda, but I made some of my famous sausage rolls, just in case.
34:46They're not famous, Anne.
34:48They are in my house.
34:49Yes, that's not what famous means.
34:50Leave the catering to the caterers, shall we?
34:53Okay, everyone.
34:54All hands on deck.
35:00Yeah!
35:02Sorry, what does an offside mule have in it?
35:05It's an Oscar mule.
35:06Oh, that's very good.
35:07And the, um, the pina red carda.
35:10It's a pina colada.
35:11Oh, that's very clever.
35:13Hey!
35:15Well, look.
35:16Well, someone's on it.
35:18I have to tell Fee the business is going under.
35:21What, hey?
35:23Yep, safety in numbers.
35:25And coming out to my parents taught me that I require a very specific amount of alcohol
35:29before I reach a place of complete honesty.
35:31What's the amount?
35:32Oh, it's a very delicate balance.
35:34The trick is to stop just south of vomiting.
35:37Mmm.
35:39Did you decide on a cocktail?
35:40Oh, no.
35:41Can I please have a glass of cava?
35:42We haven't got cava.
35:43What?
35:44Okay.
35:45Could I get a Soha Moha and a Golden Baller for Mr. Vanderveld, please?
35:51Amanda, you forgot my cava.
35:52Yes, Johanna sent it back.
35:54He says it's not a proper drink, Anne.
35:56It's just Spain pretending to be France.
35:58Have something else.
35:58Come on, be adventurous.
36:00One for you?
36:00Just a beer, please.
36:01Sorry, we haven't got beer tonight.
36:02It's just cocktails.
36:03The Aussie guy said so.
36:04How are you doing?
36:04Welcome.
36:05This must be your beautiful wife or girlfriend.
36:06I don't know.
36:07Oh, yeah, because football fans famously hate beer.
36:10Come on.
36:10You can have your tinnies in your cheek bubbles any time.
36:12Let's keep it classy for one night.
36:14I'm trying to raise the bar here.
36:16Literally.
36:16Thank you, Jude.
36:25Oh, Mummy, look at you.
36:29So, are you staying?
36:30Well, the kids have actually begged me, and so I jiggled a few things around in the diary.
36:34Oh, that's great.
36:35Georgie, take the wristband off.
36:36You look like Andy Murray.
36:37I like it.
36:38Cool.
36:38It doesn't go with the dress, darling.
36:40Well, neither did your plaid shirts and chokers.
36:42Will you let it go?
36:42Actually, Mummy, I'm glad I've got you.
36:44What, generally, or...?
36:45I don't say anything to the kids, but Johannes has asked us to move into his place in Wapping.
36:52Well, that's a very kind offer.
36:53Yeah, he's so generous, and he worships me, but I don't know if it feels like things are moving too fast, or...?
37:01Well, sometimes you have to move fast, don't you?
37:03I mean, you're not getting any younger.
37:05Well, none of us are.
37:07I think my dermatologist would disagree.
37:09Look, I know I pretended to like this place.
37:11You haven't.
37:12Wapping is the new Holland Park.
37:15I'm so excited.
37:17Good for you, darling.
37:18Thank you, Mummy.
37:20Oh, it's starting.
37:21Get yourself a drink.
37:22Good evening, everyone.
37:23Thank you so much for coming.
37:25We've got lots to get through this evening.
37:26Lots of awards to give out.
37:27Could I have a girl-fashioned without the bitters or the soda water?
37:31That's just a whiskey.
37:32Yeah, three of those.
37:33In one glass.
37:34Well, it's been a very positive season for the under-11s.
37:38Our unbeaten record in 10 of our 18 games.
37:41Thanks.
37:45Guys, what the hell's in that?
37:46Oh, that might be mine.
37:47Oh, my God.
37:51Is that a tattoo?
37:52It's just pen, chill.
37:53Pen my home.
37:54That is a prison tattoo.
37:55Have you seen that?
37:56It's not a big deal.
37:57Please tell me, George, he hasn't got one.
37:59Yeah, of course.
37:59We're best mates.
38:00And now for the most improved award, the award for the most improved player.
38:17The most improved player joined us at the beginning of the season and has quickly become
38:22an absolute linchpin of the team.
38:24I can't wait to see what she does next season.
38:26So, let's put our hands together for Georgie Hughes.
38:30Oh, my God.
38:36Woo, woo, woo, woo, woo.
38:40This is my own creation.
38:42I call it the Vandervelde Slammer.
38:44Georgie's off.
38:45Let's sit down.
38:46Please, sit down.
38:47Thank you, Georgie.
38:48And well done, Georgie.
38:50Next is the under-15s category.
38:52Didn't get my voucher.
38:53Sophie Webster.
38:54Come up and collect the award for player of...
38:56Please welcome our club secretary.
39:08And...
39:09Let's be not pleased, a huge thank you to our sponsors.
39:17Oh, you're welcome.
39:19Dick.
39:19Without whose generosity tonight would be so different.
39:25A great big round of applause for Amanda.
39:28Yes!
39:29Come on, baby.
39:30Come on, come on.
39:32There she is.
39:35All right, my baby.
39:36Woo!
39:37Thanks, everyone.
39:38Wow.
39:39That is a lot of dupery.
39:41Goodness.
39:41Um, thank you, of course, to Anne for, um...
39:48Thanks, Anne.
39:51Um, so, on behalf of the Vandervelde Senuous Foundation,
39:57I just want to say what a privilege it is to support the little guys, you know,
40:02because, um, we might be up here, but we never forget about down there.
40:10So, um, have a great evening and enjoy the party.
40:13All right, baby!
40:15That's my pleasure!
40:16Hey, hey.
40:32Uh, listen, I was wondering, could you play me a little bit of Rick Astley?
40:35I don't think I have any.
40:36Well, maybe you could just plug your phone in or something.
40:39I'm more of a vinyl guy, you know?
40:41Old school DJ.
40:42Yeah.
40:43Well, maybe you could make an exception, seeing as I'm paying for all this.
40:46Yeah.
40:49Right, I'll, uh, I'll stick it on after this for you.
40:53Rick Astley, yeah?
40:54Rick Astley, yeah.
40:57What does she see in that dickhead?
40:59Oh, you know, she seems happy and I think she's really into him.
41:02I don't know about you, but I can't drink another crossbar, Gerita.
41:06I'm going to sneak out, get some beers.
41:08Anyone want anything?
41:09Ah!
41:10Now you're talking my language.
41:12No, we can't, because Amanda will kill us.
41:15She wants everything all fancy in here.
41:16Well, you can't drink it in here.
41:18There's always the shipping container out the back.
41:20Yes, mate.
41:21Cava, two bottles.
41:23I have money.
41:24Woo!
41:27Oh, dear.
41:29Woo!
41:31Sweetheart, come on.
41:33It'll be like when the beckons do it.
41:34Here.
41:35No.
41:35Okay, well, just take the wristband off.
41:37No, it's cool.
41:38Just for the photo, you won't want to look back on yourself in sports schedule.
41:42Okay, there we go.
41:43There we go.
41:44See, do it like this.
41:45Like this.
41:45Hands like this.
41:46There we go.
41:47OMG, is that a tattoo?
41:49No.
41:50Only a little one.
41:52Me and Morten did them to each other.
41:53Why would you do that?
41:54Because we're best mates.
41:55No, you're not.
41:56You're two kids who ended up in the same class for a bit.
41:59You're going to look at that scab of hepatitis in a few years and you're going to say,
42:02what was I thinking?
42:03No, I won't.
42:04You will, Georgie.
42:05I don't know anyone from when I was your age.
42:08What does that tell you?
42:09That nobody liked you?
42:16There she is.
42:17That was a good one.
42:18She passed.
42:19King the noise down.
42:20I'm on the beat.
42:21We've got bubbles for Anne.
42:22And we've got beers for Bobbi's.
42:26Oh!
42:27She's lively.
42:28I'll get you a glass, lad.
42:31Cheers!
42:45Someone needs to be filming this.
42:47Where's Anne?
42:48Can I say you look insanely hot tonight.
42:51I sent like five photos of you to my rugby mate's WhatsApp group.
42:54And they all agree you're a stunk old ten.
42:56The place looks great.
42:57You've really polished a turd.
42:59Speaking of which, there's a great new sports center in Wapping.
43:03I know.
43:04No pressure.
43:07Yeah, can I get like an empty wine glass, please?
43:10There you are.
43:11I've been looking for you guys.
43:13Hey!
43:14Um, let's just get some ice.
43:17It's hot.
43:19Work.
43:19Spinning the old ones and twos.
43:21Have you seen everyone?
43:22Where's Anne?
43:22We've got to get the whole kind of photo booths.
43:24Yeah!
43:25Come on.
43:25It's so good.
43:27It's so good.
43:28You know.
43:29Well, you need them?
43:32Come on.
43:33Upstairs, downstairs.
43:33It's such a fun party, isn't it?
43:40Oh, it's so fun.
43:43Oh.
43:44He's so generous, isn't he?
43:46Yeah.
43:46Yeah.
43:46Yeah.
43:47He really knows how to spend money on things.
43:51Yeah.
43:52You ready?
43:53Yeah.
43:54Mm-hmm.
44:00Do you remember the thing you said in the hospital about me being too good for Johannes?
44:07I don't remember saying anything.
44:09I, uh, I've just taken an ecstasy by accident.
44:13Oh.
44:13Kind of.
44:14And, uh, I should, um...
44:16Yeah, yeah, no, I...
44:17Oh.
44:22That really does taste like cappuccino.
44:25I just hate the way she talks to me like I'm a kid.
44:28Yeah, I know, babe.
44:28She's really annoying, isn't she?
44:30Aw.
44:32What's up, sweetheart?
44:33Mum's pissed off because me and Morton got, like, the tiniest tattoo.
44:37Like she can talk.
44:39What?
44:39Look, I think it's really lovely to have a little memento.
44:43A little something to remember, um...
44:45Morton.
44:45Morton, bye.
44:46At your new school.
44:47New school?
44:49What?
44:49Oh, whoops.
44:50Gangang, what's going on?
44:52No, it's not for me to say.
44:57Hey, guys.
44:58Dope fits, for real.
45:00Um, have any of you guys seen Morton's mum or your mum, Darius?
45:04Not for a bit, actually.
45:05Sorry.
45:05Okay, cool, cool.
45:06Gucci.
45:07Um, well, enjoy yourselves, yeah?
45:10Gucci?
45:12Anne?
45:14Guys?
45:14Guys?
45:15I feel like I'm in The Walking Dead.
45:28What are you doing in here?
45:35Why aren't you at my party?
45:39It's not your party, doll.
45:41It's the club's party.
45:43Yeah, I'm just not very cocktails and canapes.
45:46Canapes.
45:47Exactly, see?
45:48I don't even know that.
45:49And in fairness, we did say we wanted something a bit more low-key.
45:55Great.
45:56At least we know where we all stand.
45:58And next year you can have your trough of lager and your scotch eggs, because I won't be here.
46:01Don't be like that.
46:02No, I won't be here, Anne.
46:04I'm moving to Wapping with Johannes.
46:07What?
46:09No, you're not.
46:10You can't move to Wapping.
46:11What about everything here?
46:14Please, Anne, this is always a stopgap.
46:15I do not belong in South Halston.
46:16I should be among people who would appreciate this party.
46:19I'm a canapé person, Anne, and I refuse to spend my life amongst sausage rolls.
46:24Oh, that wasn't fucking hot.
46:33Johannes.
46:37Yes.
46:38Yes, woman?
46:39Yes, I will move to Wapping with you.
46:41Oh, you...
46:42You will...
46:43Oh, my God!
46:46I'm so fucking happy!
46:48I love this woman!
46:49I bloody love this woman!
46:51I'm going to call my mother.
46:56She'll be so relieved!
47:04Um, coming back inside, Anne?
47:07Uh, yeah.
47:08I can't go in there.
47:11I don't want to see her.
47:13Would you tell Darius I'll be waiting outside?
47:16Yeah, of course.
47:21I hate that.
47:24It's not fair.
47:24She's already made us move school once.
47:26I just love it here.
47:27Come on, girls.
47:29Are you okay?
47:33What's wrong?
47:34My gang-gun said Mum's moving us to Wapping and I don't want to go.
47:39It sucks.
47:40But your mummy loves you.
47:41And she wouldn't be doing this unless she thought it was good for you.
47:44And sometimes in life, we have to do things that people don't like.
47:49Because in the long run,
47:51it's the right thing to do.
47:55Even if people might hate you for a bit.
47:57For God's sake!
48:12That's miles away!
48:13Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen.
48:27If I could just get a minute of your time, please.
48:29To be honest, I can do because I paid for all this.
48:33Um, Amanda.
48:35Where's Amanda?
48:38Amanda?
48:39Amanda?
48:40Amanda!
48:41There she is.
48:42Amanda, come up, girl.
48:43Come up.
48:45Come up here, baby.
48:49What's going on?
48:51Now, I know we haven't known each other for very long at all.
48:54But when you've had a near-death experience like I had recently,
49:00it makes you realise what's important about life.
49:07So...
49:07What have you done to me?
49:11I'll hardly ever do this.
49:14What are you going to do?
49:15Amanda.
49:15Yes?
49:16Would you do me the honour of becoming my wife?
49:27Don't do it, Amanda!
49:29Anne?
49:30No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
49:31Absolutely not!
49:32The fuck?
49:32You can't marry him.
49:33I know you don't want to hear this because he's rich and he has a nice flat.
49:38It's a penthouse.
49:38It's a penthouse.
49:39But as your best friend, it is my duty to tell you things that you might not want to hear.
49:43And I'm telling you this right now.
49:44You cannot marry him.
49:47You're too good for him.
49:47You're not my best friend, Anne.
49:52Yes, I am.
49:52No, you're not.
49:53My best friend is called Elizabeth and she lives in Canada.
49:56She was my maid of honour.
49:57Well, I don't see her here now, Amanda.
50:01Stopping you from making the biggest mistake of your life.
50:03We are best friends, whether you liked it or not.
50:08And that's how I know you don't love him.
50:09And don't go telling me, oh, he makes me happy because you've half a sausage roll on your chin.
50:13And if you eating carbs isn't a cry for help, then I don't know what is.
50:17So please, don't marry this dick and don't leave Soha.
50:21For the love of God.
50:25Right.
50:25Well, if the drunk lady's finished with her floor show, then, uh...
50:28I'm not even drunk.
50:30Thanks to you.
50:30Well, if this is you sober, madam, then you are an embarrassment.
50:34Hey.
50:36Don't talk to her like that.
50:37Okay, okay.
50:38Look, I'll make it really simple for you, right?
50:41You know the life I can give you.
50:43Now, do you want that life?
50:45Or would you rather stop here drinking shit wine in the ass end of nowhere?
50:55Here you go, darling.
50:58You know what, Amanda?
50:59All the best!
51:05I know.
51:07He closed the tab.
51:08I had to go to something called a Londis.
51:12I would have said yes.
51:16But look where that gets you.
51:18I'm so proud of you, darling.
51:25Your mascara's switched.
51:26I can't drink this filth.
51:30I'm sure I saw a bottle of peach snaps in that.
51:32I need to talk to you right now.
51:41Oh, okay.
51:41Should we?
51:42No, no, no.
51:43Right now.
51:45Whoa.
51:47Okay, what the fuck is...
51:48We're screwed.
51:49I borrowed too much for double chin, and it's taken out both shins.
51:52I've tried everything, but the numbers just don't add up.
51:56So, yeah, we're screwed.
52:03Good.
52:04What?
52:04I've barely seen your smile in the last two years.
52:07In fact, I've barely seen you in the last two years.
52:11No, I want all the success in the world for you, darling, but if it's not making you happy,
52:16Anne, this means that I might get you back.
52:18And just let it go.
52:21We'll be okay.
52:25I can just start selling my ceramic pots.
52:29I just wanted to say, um...
52:36Your sausage rolls are actually delicious.
52:42I know.
52:42She's right, you know.
52:51Well, no, Elizabeth was my best friend, but with the distance, we sort of...
52:54No, not that.
52:57You are too good for him.
52:59You coming, big man?
53:00Yep.
53:02Ned.
53:04There is space in the boatmobile if you want to live back to my house.
53:07My house?
53:08Well, I'm 34, you're 34A, so, uh...
53:11Mummy, kids, come on.
53:14We're going home.
53:15Mum, have you got a tattoo?
53:19What?
53:20I didn't tell her.
53:23Well, thanks a lot, Mummy.
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