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00:00This is the final train to Harlem today.
00:30Are you registered to vote?
00:58Thank you, chico.
01:05De nada.
01:10That is so cool.
01:17I got you.
01:24Hey, thanks.
01:26No problem.
01:28Hey, uh, you think you're gonna add that new Spider-Man 2?
01:31The kid?
01:32The kid?
01:33Yeah.
01:34Maybe.
01:35Original's just my guy, you know?
01:37Yeah, I know.
01:38Hey, is Teo's bodega around here?
01:41Yeah.
01:42Bright yellow sign down the block.
01:43Can't miss it.
01:45Thanks.
01:46Beautiful work, by the way.
01:49Maybe leave a little room for the new guy.
01:51Just in case.
02:03The convoy.
02:06Whoop!
02:28Let's go!
02:36Hey, Pete. Headed your way. Did I miss the tomboy?
02:40Not yet. We're still securing a couple inmates.
02:43Bet it feels good, seeing the guys who escaped last year going back to the raft.
02:47Real good. The raft's an eyesore, but secure.
02:51As long as the octopus-related flaws have been fixed.
02:54Let's hope.
02:55Okay. Closing in on you. I'll be there soon.
02:59You should let Mom know I'll be late.
03:02Miles, get down. Did you get the shopping list?
03:05Hey, Mom. Yeah, but, uh, the bodega was out of coconut milk.
03:10Gonna check a store downtown.
03:12Oh, thank you. But avoid midtown.
03:15That prison convoy is making traffic a nightmare.
03:19Oh, yeah. Good call.
03:22See you at dinner, Mom.
03:23Man. Man.
03:25How does Pete do this secret identity thing?
03:28Completely stresses me out.
03:29All right.
03:52Man.
03:53I don't understand.
03:55Oh, my God.
04:25Yeah
04:52Come on
04:55Okay, be cool. Be cool helping spider-man protect the giant prison convoy you can handle this breathe in breathe out be cool
05:25Hey you here just down in some rocket fuel
05:32How are you drinking very very carefully, okay? Go time
05:43Yeah, it's two on route with heavy payloads
05:46Copy you like do we've got you all scope this is a big operation
05:51It's gotta be hundreds of felons escaped from the raft last year now. It's time to move them back in
05:57Police aren't taking any chances
06:00Especially now with our guest of honor
06:03Getting a lot of interference here one of those guys who have doctors in there think so could be vulture could be scorpion
06:11Could be someone bigger
06:14Okay, we got a problem
06:20Don't worry
06:22It's secure
06:28Drifting healing true
06:30We have a weight imbalance
06:32Correction two, three, six
06:36Brutters unresponsive, freeze for impact
06:43Healing two going down
06:45Healing two is going down
06:48Freeze, freeze, freeze
06:49He looks to his down no casualties payload compromised response team dispatched sit tight Helix to Peter. I'm sorry, man. I didn't mean to
07:05It's okay. We got this just need to contain it before
07:15Before that happens
07:19Hello tiger spiders
07:41Miles, I've got rhino, but you have to contain the escapees
07:45Right, contain. I'm on it
07:49I'm on it
07:53Never liked that guy anyway
07:56He's never gonna trust me on a mission like this again
07:59Nice work with the helicopter kid
08:01Real heroic stuff
08:02Hey guys
08:04How about we call the time out?
08:06Talk this through?
08:07Please?
08:09No
08:11Alright then
08:12What's going on?
08:13What's going on?
08:14Get out there
08:18Almost contained
08:19Almost contained
08:24Nearly
08:25Almost contained
08:31I'm scared of you
08:32And then
08:34What is going on?
08:36Um
08:38Hold on
08:40I ain't going back to life!
09:10Shoot already!
09:22You felt that one, didn't you?
09:36You look soft!
09:41Say goodbye!
09:50Can't let Pete down!
09:52Need to get this under control!
09:57Whoa, great arm!
09:59You're perpetual!
10:01Seriously, you're triple A!
10:03Easy!
10:04I'm just waiting for you!
10:06How are the streets, Spider-Man?
10:08Honestly, kinda terrifying!
10:13Christmas in New York!
10:15Love this town!
10:17Never see the big guy up close like this!
10:19Freakin' nuts!
10:21He's a work of art, alright!
10:23Not the phrase I use!
10:25Rusty, favorite Halloween music!
10:27Oh, it's 1965!
10:28Go!
10:29Love that one!
10:30Fire!
10:31Fire!
10:32Fire!
10:33Fire!
10:34Fire!
10:35Fire!
10:36Wow!
10:37Just wow!
10:38Fire in the air!
10:45I got the keys!
10:46Let's move!
10:47Hurry up!
10:48Gotta get out of here!
10:50Myles!
10:51I'm gonna need a hand up here!
10:52You're free!
10:53Your holiday spirit's a little overzealous this year, Alexei!
10:57Your holiday spirit's a little overzealous this year, Alexei!
10:59See?
11:13Hey, Lumpy, I'm coming!
11:17Wanna grab Jake out of here?
11:18Holy crap!
11:19That's not good.
11:29Oh, hey, sorry, happy holidays!
11:36Uh, Pete, scale of one that's...
11:59How are we doing?
12:10Ten for generating spectacle, one for minimizing destruction.
12:14Tomorrow's bugle headline's gonna be a doozy!
12:17Worst thing out of this is a bad headline. I'mma count as lucky.
12:29Oh, hey, sorry, happy holidays!
12:50Uh, Pete, scale of one to ten. How are we doing?
12:56Ten for generating spectacle, one for minimizing destruction.
13:00Tomorrow's bugle headline's gonna be a doozy!
13:03Worst thing out of this is a bad headline. I'mma count as lucky.
13:12Yeah, I got this!
13:13Take it away, Capo!
13:17Whoa, whoa, wait!
13:22Hang on tight, tiny spider!
13:26Spider-Man, hey! Need a little help?
13:29Whoa, hey!
13:30Whoa, whoa, whoa!
13:32Got it hot!
13:33Got you!
13:34And you're safe!
13:35You too!
13:38Do you have any non-destructive hobby?
13:41My fishing gear on the Volga!
13:44That sounds... nice!
13:46The power over life and death excites me!
13:50Lift!
13:51No, no, no, no, no, no, no!
13:54Thanks, Sam!
14:06Hey!
14:07No!
14:08You know your morning Christmas, right?
14:10The last six Christmases I was locked behind thirty feet of steel.
14:14I intend to enjoy this one!
14:20He's a menace!
14:22Too soft.
14:23He's a low-energy menace!
14:25Too easy.
14:26Maybe he's a weak-minded...
14:29Oh!
14:30Hey, Jonah!
14:31Let me do it!
14:32Very past it!
14:33Menace!
14:34A feckless, treacherous, unhinged menace!
14:38Right here!
14:39Right here!
14:40Right here, Jared!
14:41Right here, Jared!
14:43Mijo, where are you?
14:44It's getting late.
14:45Hey!
14:46Mom!
14:47Yeah!
14:48Coconut milk.
14:49Still trying to find it.
14:50Been kind of, uh, an adventure.
14:53Are you... running?
14:55Yeah, uh, sorry.
14:57Trying to catch a train.
14:59Look, mijo.
15:00No seas mentiroso.
15:01Grab the milk.
15:08and hurry home, please.
15:10Si, ma.
15:11Precara mucho.
15:12Yeah!
15:14R
15:17T읍!
15:18Mijo, where are you?
15:19It's getting late.
15:20Hey!
15:21Mom!
15:22Yeah!
15:23Coconut milk.
15:24Still trying to find it.
15:25Been kind of, uh, an adventure.
15:27Are you... running?
15:28Yeah...
15:29Uh, sorry.
15:30Trying to catch a train.
15:31Look, mijo.
15:32No seas mentiroso.
15:34Grab the milk and hurry home, please.
15:36Yes, ma. I really want you.
15:38I really want you.
16:06Yeah, yeah, what do we do?
16:09Let us raise temperature.
16:14Oh, bad, bad, very bad.
16:26Pete, are you okay?
16:32No.
16:34Oh, no, no, no!
16:35I'm okay.
16:36I've got him.
16:37Headed your way.
16:38Be ready.
16:40Okay.
16:41Yeah.
16:42Might, uh, need a minute.
16:44Come on!
16:45Come on, let's go!
16:46Come on, let's go, boys!
16:47Come on, come on, come on, let's go, boys!
17:04Content for the police!
17:06Maybe don't bring RPGs to the prison convoy next time.
17:09Maybe don't bring RPGs anywhere!
17:12That's the best you've got, Alexei!
17:15That was pretty good!
17:19Get out of here, Spider-Man! You're making things worse!
17:22Hey, man! I'm trying to help you!
17:25Come on! He's beating us!
17:41He's in the air! Shut up!
17:45Get back here!
17:55Pete! It's getting hairy out here!
17:57Police and escapees are shooting it out!
17:59Get back up the police!
18:01I can hold out... a little longer!
18:03He's counting on me!
18:05I've gotta stop these guys!
18:23No one run, Spider-Man!
18:25They're all over that bridge!
18:27They're all over that bridge!
18:29They're all over that bridge!
18:32He can't lose!
18:46He can't lose!
18:47He never loses!
18:48He never loses!
18:49Freeze!
18:50Stop!
18:56Miles!
18:57Need your...
19:02Pete! Pete!
19:03Hang on, man!
19:04Hang on!
19:05Hang on!
19:06Oh, my God.
19:36He needs me. I gotta move.
20:06I gotta help Pete. Now!
20:19Spider-Man, you good?
20:30Pete! Pete!
20:33Pete! Wake up! Wake up, wake up, man! Wake up, man!
20:46This Spider-Man is broken. I would like to exchange for new one.
20:55This one will do.
20:58Miles, get out of here!
21:06Bro.
21:07Jack? The hell?
21:09What was that?
21:23What was that?
21:39How am I even doing this? Electricizing? Some kind of build induction?
21:44You survived while your mentor buried. How unexpected.
21:52You're using words smaller than crush and smash! Very unexpected!
21:57You're not gonna keep pushing people around, Alexei!
22:13I'm not gonna protect anyone else!
22:15You're using a weapon!
22:16You're using a weapon, right?
22:17I'm gonna keep pushing people around now!
22:18Uhh!
22:19Uh!
22:20Uh!
22:21Uh!
22:22Uh!
22:23Uh!
22:25Uh!
22:26Uh!
22:28Uh!
22:29Uh!
22:30Uh!
22:31Uh!
22:32Uh!
22:33Uh!
22:34Uh!
22:35Uh!
22:36Uh!
22:37Uh!
22:38Uh!
22:39Uh!
22:40Uh!
22:41Small flattery's not gonna get you
23:11Did he kinda feel like a wild, uh...
23:13What's the word?
23:14Wild Goose!
23:17Wild Goose?
23:20No!
23:22I hate Jason Goose!
23:28Hey! In the future, just do the time, man!
23:41No!
23:51You alive? Kinda?
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