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Landman - Season 2 Episode 7 -
Forever is an Instant
Forever is an Instant
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00:00Dangerous.
00:00It is dangerous, but there's a beauty to it.
00:04Previously on Landman.
00:0660-40 with a 30% promote off the top.
00:08I don't loan to lose.
00:10That sounds like a good deal.
00:11We're not done negotiating yet.
00:13We're done now.
00:14It's my new goal in life, Tommy, to have you trust me.
00:17She takes me back to the home.
00:19This ain't working.
00:20Did he know mama?
00:21Did he call her an addict or something?
00:22Because it's true.
00:24How much do engagement rings cost?
00:26You know what?
00:26You come by the house.
00:28I give you my engagement ring.
00:30You understand that a romantic relationship
00:32with an M-Tex employee
00:34violates the stipulations of your contract?
00:36You can be good at your job and enjoy yourself.
00:38You know that, right?
00:39Your grump of the sun won't dance with me.
00:41I guess I got a dance or two left in me.
00:44My father's story's over.
00:45He doesn't look like a soul.
00:47You know, I get the sense she don't trust you.
00:49She thinks I'm going to lose her fortune.
00:51Well, you're going to have to do something about that.
00:52Because when those sharks smell her doubting you,
00:55they're going to poison her with reason to get rid of you.
00:59You know what he's bringing up with yourues,
01:02your face,
01:03your lips,
01:03my lips like a toe.
01:04Cause you're looking for her to put the back of her foot to save my money?
01:08Not today though.
01:09Who's the sacred material?
01:10how does every夜's eating ball and beef up to you?
01:12How does he call a turkey move?
01:13Who the fuck are you?
01:30Waitress, waitress, don't rape me!
01:32I'm not going to rape you.
01:33Tommy, put your dick away.
01:35Don't be scared, darling.
01:36That wasn't about you.
01:37He eats the house like Ammon Ams.
01:39Runs into door jambs all morning with that thing.
01:41So.
01:42So sorry about that.
01:44Oh.
01:45Okay, just leave the tray.
01:47Go ahead.
01:53Nice.
01:54What are you doing sneaking fucking hotel workers in here for?
01:57I was trying to surprise you with breakfast in bed.
01:59Well, you sure shit did.
02:01That is not the best angle of your ball sack, I might add.
02:04I'd scream, too.
02:05You know, you've really got to love a man to look at him from there.
02:08Poor thing.
02:09If she wasn't a lesbian when she walked in here,
02:11she's a fucking lesbian now.
02:14Where are you going?
02:15Getting dressed.
02:16When my husband flashes the waitstack, it kind of kills the mood.
02:19Well, honey, you're the one that told me to take an extra pill last night.
02:22Now what do I do with this fucking thing, huh?
02:25Why don't you fuck one of those waffles?
02:27Okay, maybe I will.
02:30Matter of fact, I might fuck the whole breakfast.
02:32The waffles and the fruit and the goddamn bagel and the omelet.
02:35Don't you fucking touch my omelet.
02:37Oh, the omelet's the first thing that's getting fucked.
02:39Don't you fuck my omelet.
02:40You better order another one because it's fucked.
02:43Way to ruin the weekend, Tommy.
02:44The weekend just started.
02:46And you already ruined it.
02:47Good morning.
03:08Good day to you.
03:10Are you okay?
03:13I did.
03:18Why are we speaking Spanish?
03:20I've been practicing.
03:22I can see that.
03:24I just figured it's your first language.
03:26I should know how to speak it.
03:28And when you start talking shit,
03:30I'll know what you're saying.
03:32You know French?
03:34No.
03:36Hmm.
03:38Guess I better learn that then.
03:40It's important I'm able to talk shit about you without repercussions.
03:42It's a corner shop of any healthy relationship.
03:44Cornerstone, babe.
03:46Oye, no necesito que corrijas cada palabra que uso mal.
03:50Okay, what does that mean?
03:52It's like I don't have to learn French for a while.
03:58How was Isabel?
04:00Isabel was a trap.
04:02Did you survive it?
04:04Did you survive it?
04:06She taught me how to make salsa.
04:08Really?
04:10Mm-hmm.
04:12Salsa roja or verde?
04:14Both.
04:16Hmm.
04:18You did more than survive.
04:24Two down, one to go.
04:26Mm-hmm.
04:28You're on the clock cycle.
04:30Don't make me wait forever.
04:32Yeah.
04:34I want it to be special when I ask.
04:52Having done this once before, the asking isn't what makes it special.
04:56The wedding doesn't either.
04:58The wedding's for everyone else.
05:00We make the marriage special.
05:04We make every day special, Cooper.
05:09And that's a lot harder than it sounds.
05:11Understand?
05:12I'm trying really hard to listen.
05:14But you're naked and I got my brain pretty jumbled.
05:18Men.
05:20Men.
05:50Mm-hmm.
05:51Ganon.
05:58Sorry.
06:07Morning.
06:08Morning.
06:09You hungry?
06:11Um, I...
06:14No? Not a breakfast to eat off?
06:16No, I... I have breakfast.
06:19It's typically a juice blend.
06:21Some yogurt, acai, blueberries, if they're wild.
06:25Oh, we don't have any of that.
06:26What do we have?
06:28Coffee?
06:30Sure.
06:30Barefoot?
06:42That's really living on the edge in West Texas.
06:46Dirt feels good.
06:47Oh, yeah?
06:48If it doesn't, something under you stinks the shit out of you.
07:00When I overcome my shame,
07:18I'll need some help
07:19understanding the mechanics of the travel trailer toilet.
07:24Well, the pedal's on the floor.
07:27It's like a car.
07:28Below this seat, you push it halfway down,
07:30it fills the basin.
07:31All the way down flushes it.
07:36How about the shower?
07:37There's no pedals in the shower.
07:39It's just like the one you got at home.
07:41You know, just probably...
07:43probably much smaller, I'd assume.
07:54God, it's beautiful.
07:56Isn't it?
07:58That's not the word I would use to describe it.
08:01You know that its formation
08:02is a result of tectonic events
08:05a billion or more years ago.
08:07And we're sitting right now on a shallow sea,
08:10and there was this massive evaporative event,
08:12and then this became an inland sea
08:14connected down to the ocean
08:16by what we call the Hovi Channel
08:17formed during the Permian Period,
08:19hence the name.
08:20There was massive marine life in this sea, massive.
08:23And our marine life is now the oil we all seek today.
08:28We're eating breakfast on the ocean floor.
08:41Isn't that something?
08:42Yeah.
08:49And you?
08:51Me?
08:52Mm-hmm.
08:53And a lawyer?
08:54Mm-hmm.
08:55Mm-hmm.
08:55So you like to fight?
08:59I like to beat people
09:04who underestimate me.
09:05Underestimate you?
09:07Which is everyone.
09:08Who underestimates you?
09:10I mean, you scare the shit out of me.
09:12You're smart, you're beautiful,
09:14you've got a chip on your shoulder
09:15the size of this drilling rig here.
09:17You don't act very scared.
09:19I like to overcome my fears.
09:22Oh.
09:23Is that what you've been doing?
09:24I'm a big believer
09:25in only getting involved with women
09:27way out of my league.
09:28Ah.
09:29Okay.
09:30And why is that?
09:31If you don't feel like you deserve what you got,
09:34you'll always work hard to deserve it.
09:38Wow.
09:39Okay.
09:41You know, I bet the ladies
09:42really laugh that shit up.
09:43Well, I've never actually been with a woman
09:45way out of my league till you,
09:46so this is the first test of that theory.
09:49Oh, now I'm a theory.
09:51No, you're not.
09:51You're not a theory.
09:52You're very much real.
09:54You're actually...
09:55I'm shocked this is even happening.
09:59Look.
10:01You're cute.
10:02Good cook and a better kisser,
10:05but the $40 body wash,
10:08that's the reason I'm sitting here.
10:1067.
10:11Oh.
10:11Well, that makes me like you even more.
10:13Can we shift gears?
10:18Back to Ben?
10:19Different gear.
10:21I want to get you in front of the president and principal
10:24and walk them through getting this well-producing.
10:27Well, I can walk them through getting it drilled,
10:29but I can't guarantee or produce.
10:31But you said drilling for gas was more forgiving.
10:34It is, if the reservoir is proven.
10:37This is a wildcat.
10:38I mean, there is gas in the region.
10:41This is a very likely spot for it,
10:42but there's no guarantees for that.
10:44We know where the well produced.
10:46Right.
10:47Well, it stopped producing because it blew out.
10:49Because of a hurricane.
10:51Hurricanes are on the surface.
10:52A well was 30,000 feet below.
10:54I need a no-bullshit assessment.
10:57What are the odds that we reach the gas field?
10:59Well, look, I've glanced at the seismics,
11:02and I need to study the reservoir,
11:03check the production history.
11:05What are the odds?
11:05Ten percent.
11:17We are spending $400 million on this drill.
11:20You know, diamonds aren't expensive because they're rare.
11:23They're expensive because they're hard to find.
11:25It's the same with our business.
11:31Look, I'm the very best at what I do.
11:34If there's gas in that field, I will find it.
11:37Just give me time to glance over the seismics and...
11:39Sounds like a guarantee.
11:41Mm-mm. It's a belief.
11:42I need more than a belief.
11:44I can't give you that.
11:45Anyone who says they can is lying to you.
11:47Wildcatting, it's a belief.
11:49And nothing else.
11:50I don't know what wildcatting means.
11:51It's risking it all.
11:53Chips to the middle.
11:55Fortune of failure, caution to the wind, all in a hunch.
11:57That well produced for eight years.
11:59We know gas is there.
12:01You know gas is there.
12:02Then the well blew.
12:03Started pumping water.
12:04Did the pocket collapse?
12:06Were you in a small reservoir?
12:07Were you on the edge of a big one?
12:08I mean, production had little decline hints at a big one.
12:11But you don't know.
12:13That's wildcatting.
12:15You could take all your money to Vegas and get better rods.
12:17But if these hit, you're not measuring in MCFs.
12:21You're measuring in TCFs.
12:22I don't know TCF.
12:25Rebecca, you work for an oil company.
12:27How can you not know what a TCF is?
12:28I'm not a petroleum geologist.
12:30I'm a fucking litigation attorney.
12:32You are the geologist.
12:34So would you be so kind as to tell me what the fuck a TCF is?
12:38A million cubic feet, MCF.
12:39A trillion cubic feet, TCF.
12:42An MCF of natural gas trades at 375.
12:44So you do the math because I can't count that high.
12:52But if it misses, we're out $400 million.
12:58Yeah.
12:59That's well, Cain.
13:22I'm not a chef.
14:10It's Saturday, man.
14:29Shit.
14:40It's Saturday, man.
15:10And don't anybody want to just sleep in on the weekends in this camp?
15:20Gotta go cruise Clemens.
15:22Show off their rides, chase honeys.
15:24All the money they got in those fucking things, they better do something with them.
15:30Hey, did you ever go down there?
15:31Hell no.
15:33This car culture deal never made it to the reservation.
15:37We run eight deep in a 30-year-old van and don't give a fuck.
15:41Might blow three paychecks on a horse, not a damn car.
15:45What time's boss when it's over there?
15:47Whenever you're ready.
15:48I'm ready now.
15:49Let's get on the road before we get stuck behind 50 of these things.
16:00Shit, they're about to move.
16:01Oh, boy.
16:06Oh, boy.
16:19Hey!
16:22Hey, let's spray gravel on these guys.
16:24Let's shoot us.
16:24Hey, motherfucker!
16:29Hey, motherfucker!
16:29Hey, motherfucker!
16:31Hey, motherfucker!
16:32Hey, motherfucker!
16:33Hey, motherfucker!
16:33Hey, motherfucker!
16:34Hey, motherfucker!
16:35Hey, motherfucker!
16:36Hey, motherfucker!
16:37Hey, motherfucker!
16:38Hey, motherfucker!
16:39Hey, motherfucker!
16:40Hey, motherfucker!
16:41Hey, motherfucker!
16:42Hey, motherfucker!
16:43Hey, motherfucker!
16:44Hey, motherfucker!
16:45Hey, motherfucker!
16:46Hey, motherfucker!
16:47Hey, motherfucker!
16:48Hey, motherfucker!
16:49Hey, motherfucker!
16:50Hey!
16:51Hey, motherfucker!
16:53Everyone's so quiet.
17:04November 5.5 Niner Kilo Golf.
17:07All right. Love you, honey. I'll see you this afternoon.
17:28You never really make one mad to get the fingers.
17:31You're climbing on your fucking jet.
17:33Love you, Daddy. Love you, baby.
17:35I'll try to smooth things over.
17:37That's a job for time and tequila, honey.
17:39Well, luckily Jed said both.
17:41God works in mysterious ways.
17:47What do you do?
17:48Well, I'll tell you this, not even as a joke,
17:52don't ever put your dick in a woman's omelet.
17:56To be honest, son, the thought has never crossed my fucking mind.
18:00Come on.
18:22Hey, guys.
18:24How are you?
18:25Oh, so good.
18:26How are you?
18:27Good to see you.
18:28Good to see you.
18:29Y'all come on in.
18:30All right.
18:31We got wives in the living room barbecuing beers out back.
18:34Wives.
18:35Hello, wives.
18:36Hello, wives.
18:37Hello, boys.
18:38Hey.
18:39How y'all doing?
18:40Yeah, yeah.
18:41Good.
18:55Baby, do you need anything?
18:57Oh, I'll take some more water, please.
18:59Got it.
19:01Glad to see y'all breathing, man.
19:03That was some bullshit.
19:04Yeah, I don't want to live it again.
19:05Man, they took Jarrell home in a wheelchair.
19:08He blind as a motherfucker.
19:09Brain, that's temporary.
19:10You and me both.
19:11Yeah.
19:12Hey, boss.
19:13Oh, B.R.
19:14King, what's up, man?
19:16Hey, I hope y'all hungry.
19:18Oh, we're hungry.
19:19What you got there?
19:20Damn, who got a birthday?
19:22It's my 20-year bonus.
19:24All right.
19:25Yeah.
19:26We all kings today, brother.
19:27Hey, grab y'all a plate.
19:28The beer.
19:29Yeah.
19:30How you like yours, B.R.?
19:31I'll take mine rare.
19:32Oh, that's that bloodthirsty Viking shit right there.
19:35How about you, King?
19:36Man, I'm a Comanche.
19:37You already overcooked mine.
19:39Yeah.
19:40Unless you want to grab a raw one right out of the cooler.
19:43Don't tempt me.
19:44I'm going to eat mine before it gets up and runs off, all right?
19:46Enjoy, man.
19:47I'll be over there in a minute.
19:54Hey, you.
19:55Jackie, Jackie, Jackie.
19:56Hello.
19:57Come on inside.
19:58How are you?
19:59I'm good.
20:00We got the boys outside in the back.
20:01Okay.
20:02All right.
20:03What?
20:04Is that for me?
20:05Everything I have is yours, Jackie.
20:07Come here.
20:08You look great, sweetheart.
20:10You too.
20:11It is unfair to humanity that he gets you all to himself.
20:12I swear to God.
20:13If you can go fight him over me, you run away together.
20:16It's a fucking wheel.
20:17Yeah.
20:18And I'll fight dirty.
20:19Great.
20:20All right.
20:21They're out back.
20:22What are the men doing outside?
20:23I mean, here's the party.
20:24Shit.
20:25Where'd he's your single again?
20:26Well, you know what?
20:27Y'all need new hobbies if that's the latest gossip.
20:28But, uh, yes, I'm on the market.
20:31So, uh, if y'all know any, you know, swimsuit models with terrible taste in men, just send
20:36them my way.
20:37I have a swimsuit.
20:42Okay.
20:46Damn!
20:47You made it!
20:48Hi, buddy.
20:49What's happening, man?
20:50Hey, walk with me, will you?
20:51Oh, yeah.
20:52We'll talk about something.
20:53Come here.
20:54Oh, shit.
20:55The boss's boss is here.
20:56Oh, shit.
20:57I ain't nobody's boss.
20:58Quiet.
21:02Happy 20.
21:04Oh, really?
21:05I thought this was just for the suits.
21:07You make it 20, you make it 20.
21:21Oh, yeah.
21:22Now, they call that, uh, the Daytona Panda.
21:29Holy shit.
21:30Yeah, shit.
21:31Look at that.
21:32Thank you, man.
21:33Now, you think Tommy, okay?
21:36He wanted to be here, but he got called to Fort Worth, so.
21:39You could sell that thing and retire.
21:41No, you couldn't retire, King.
21:43But you, uh, you could buy a pretty nice boat.
21:45Thank all the ways that this job could kill you.
21:50The busts.
21:51The man camps.
21:53Hell, we stayed intense when we were drilling in Oklahoma.
21:58Outrunning tornadoes, blowouts.
22:01I'm shocked I'm still here, man.
22:05Yeah, yeah, but, uh, you put a daughter through college, didn't it?
22:10Nice house with that pretty wife you don't have to work.
22:13Yeah, I know all I deal, but I just don't think I have 20 more in me.
22:19Hell, I ain't got two more in me.
22:20Yeah.
22:21Been feeding that 401k like a hunting dog.
22:23That's the trick, ain't it?
22:26Take what you can from this place and then get out.
22:30Get the fuck out.
22:31Yes, sir.
22:32Well, I don't know what y'all give for 21 years, but I ain't gonna be around to find out.
22:37After this summer, you wanna see me, you gotta come out there to Houston, baby.
22:42Uh-huh.
22:43Looks good on you.
22:44Look at that.
22:45Hey, he wants a beer.
22:46Oh, shit, I'll take one.
22:47Yeah, I'll take one, too.
22:48Thanks, sir.
22:49Oh, appreciate it.
22:51You bet.
22:52So what about you, Del?
22:54When you get out?
22:55It's, uh, oh, shit.
22:57It's different for me.
22:59You know?
23:01I'm a treasure hunter.
23:04You ain't a job for me.
23:06If ain't a job, what is it?
23:08It's an addiction.
23:10It is.
23:14Now we're being honest.
23:17Goddamn, son.
23:28I know I'm not long for this world, but I don't need to die today.
23:32Slow down.
23:33The safest place on this road is in front of these fucking semis.
23:36We don't wanna be behind these sons of bitches going up Ranger Mountain.
23:39I need to find a bathroom.
23:40We haven't been on the road an hour yet.
23:42I don't care how long we've been on the road.
23:44Unless you wanna be pissing on the floor, Ranger.
23:46Goddamn it.
23:47It's like taking a fucking road trip with Angela.
23:48I can't wait till your prostate is the size of a fucking grapefruit.
23:52I guess you'll clothespin your dick closed so you don't wet your fucking pants.
23:56Son of a...
24:00You happy?
24:01Not yet.
24:02It's time I break the pain.
24:03They've been digging in the dirt that they won't bury me.
24:16They've been digging in the dirt that they won't bury me.
24:20I'll make sure there's nothing to run back.
24:24It ain't that motherfucking luck.
24:27It really is.
24:29It put me out of my misery.
24:31How burned the ground would make me if I had to die.
24:39Set every wrench out of all stuff in flames.
24:43You need anything else?
24:45You want a blankie or a sippy cup or something?
24:47I wouldn't say no to lunch.
25:08Papa, you think you can eat a little faster?
25:10Cause if you don't, your lunch is gonna turn into supper.
25:12I like to enjoy my food.
25:15Unlike you, who sucks it down like a fucking catfish.
25:20I'll smoke while I'm eating.
25:26God damn it.
25:27What's your hurry, son?
25:29All those problems you're racing home to fix is problems when you get there.
25:34And once you solve them, there's a whole new set right behind me.
25:39You gotta enjoy the moments between the problems.
25:43Otherwise, problems is all you'll have.
25:46You know, it's funny.
25:47I don't recall that philosophy when you were climbing inside of a whiskey bottle
25:51after filing a missing persons report on my mother.
25:54I didn't know it then.
25:56You take a long, hard look at me.
25:59I have my road map to living life wrong.
26:02But every time I got left, I'm gonna enjoy this steak.
26:09Have sweet tea.
26:12And dance with your wife.
26:15That granddaughter's smile.
26:20You got it all, son.
26:23But you're too fucking stupid to see it.
26:26Or too mad.
26:28Or too addicted to the fix.
26:32Whatever it is, you're missing it.
26:38You're missing it.
26:43And we'll be in trouble.
26:48Here we go.
26:51I'll bring you change.
26:52Change is for the waitress.
26:54Okay.
26:55You'll be backwards.
26:56I'm in trouble.
26:57No, no.
26:58You can't like this.
26:59It's okay.
27:00I'm in trouble.
27:01No, no, no.
27:04You're not out there.
27:05No, no.
27:06I'm in trouble.
27:07Oh, okay.
27:08Oh, okay.
27:09Yeah.
27:10Oh, okay.
27:11Oh, okay.
27:13you got your little t-shirt there yeah and a couple of cups there's a truck stop in abilene
27:32where you can go act like a california tourist and take a picture with a jackalope you don't
27:36go over there lead the way son
27:43why'd you call him i gotta give him something hey mom hi baby
28:13this piece of shit have any air conditioning it does doesn't have any free on mama don't touch
28:21anything probably puts his boogers underneath the dashboard
28:43there you go baby i polished it oh you stink thanks mom she's gonna be so happy i didn't know
29:00there was a breakfast sausage cologne ainsley this little deodorant could go a long way
29:05and a shower ainsley and a veta acid she's being nice it's a big day for him and his little familia
29:12we gotta start playing in we gotta pick a church we need a location for the reception have you
29:17thought about choosing your best man first he needs to make a friend maybe i should ask first
29:21before we start planning yeah she could still come to her senses and say no besides it's the bride's
29:26family that plans the wedding not the groom's groom's family plans the rehearsal dinner and
29:30that's her last real chance to leave you oh my god mom that's enough around the twist okay okay i'm
29:36sorry sorry like when a bowl sees red it can't help but attack that's what his stink does to me
29:43yeah you know i'm sure you've got every inch of your wedding plan of course i do wedding's gonna
29:47be at st andrews in downtown fort worth the reception at the barn at circle t ranch you and daddy need
29:53to start making friends with ross perot jr because it is it's real expensive and then we're gonna
29:57hunt him in sandra patty wonder why i hate him what
30:15we're meeting today we are now can i come in please
30:34you want to have a seat i'm too upset to sit upset about what
30:37i met with charlie charlie offshore driller i thought he went by charles
30:45he introduced himself as charlie hmm to me it's always been charles interesting not that interesting
30:51and not relevant he says that there's no guarantee that the drill site will successfully strike the gas
30:57field well there's never any guarantees there's so many issues that could impede success he's not
31:02talking about impeding success he says the likelihood that we are successful is ten percent well that's
31:08wrong our success rate on land is higher and horizontal fracking and almost certainty but still
31:13seemed pretty certain that was producing before the hurricane that is number two hurricane didn't cause
31:19the blowout the timing was a coincidence then what caused it this is starting to make more sense
31:28monty weighed the odds between drilling and litigating and decided he had better odds in court
31:34if we refuse to drill how would you fight this look i don't know how monty convinced them to pay the
31:41claim directly but neither did the plaintiffs if they did they would have presented that or at least
31:45declared it in the court filings that's their case as it stands all we have is an insurance company
31:53that altered its own policy with no damages the insurance company is spending 400 million regardless
32:00okay i think we litigate the goal being dragging it out as long as possible until we recover the money
32:08from the funds or the work overs are online and we can pay out a settlement and i need this before a
32:13jury i don't need a mediator applying logic here i need 12 blue-collar workers who will equate this to
32:19getting in a car wreck and the insurance company sending the check to them instead of the bank i'll
32:23write up a change of venue request i'll notify plaintiff's attorneys don't notify anyone i need
32:30charles to explain this to tommy and then we all need to explain this to cammy and she will be harder
32:37to convince than a judge well i'll get everything prepared when we have the green light i'll pull the
32:41trigger i'm just printing out something for you to sign what am i signing it's a conflict form and
32:55what is the conflict a romantic relationship with a co-worker who is your subordinate
33:02nobody calls him charlie is it your position that there is no romantic relationship
33:12i would not say romantic would you say sexual
33:27charles will need to sound as well and the indignity continues there is no indignity and
33:32there is no judgment here fine i'll take it to him that could be perceived as coercion
33:37please
33:43this goes on my record if i'd slept with him i'd be the one signing it and it would go on my record
33:50i'm just looking out for the best interest of the company rebecca so now you present it to the board
33:55correct well played counselor i'm not playing yeah i can see that
34:00that
34:14huh
34:20Oh, my God.
34:48Hi, Rebecca.
34:50There's my little pirate's wench.
34:58Love you.
35:03I swear, that girl is round tighter than Dick's hat band.
35:08Yeah.
35:10Do you mean like a cock ring?
35:13Get your head out of the gutter.
35:16No.
35:18Dick was a king whose crown didn't fit.
35:21There was a king named Dick.
35:24Dick is short for Richard.
35:26Oh, goodness.
35:27Let me tell you, honey.
35:29Somewhere back in the old days, there was a man named Richard who went by Dick who must
35:33have been hung like a Georgia plow mule.
35:35Ha!
35:36It coolin' off at all out there?
35:44Not much.
35:45It's not even June.
35:46How can I help you, hon?
35:47I'm needing some roses.
35:49Okay.
35:50How many?
35:51How many?
35:52How many?
35:53How much are they?
35:54Well, it depends on which ones and the type of arrangement.
35:58I don't really need an arrangement.
35:59I really just need the flowers.
36:00I'm thinking a little more volume driven.
36:01Like petals in the tub?
36:02That kind of thing?
36:03My idea's more of a trail of roses.
36:04Oh.
36:05Well, you know what?
36:06I have a shipment.
36:07It's a shipment.
36:08It's a shipment.
36:09It's a shipment.
36:10It's a shipment.
36:11It's a shipment.
36:12It's a shipment.
36:13It's a little past year.
36:14This is a shipment.
36:15It's a shipment.
36:16It's just a little past year.
36:17It's a shipment.
36:18I don't care if you want to.
36:19It's just a bunch of roses.
36:21It's not even June.
36:22How can I help you, hon?
36:23I'm needing some roses.
36:24Okay.
36:25You know what? I have a shipment. It's a little past its prime, but there's a pile of them, and I can let you have them for cheap. Say, two dollars a stem?
36:34Yeah, okay. I'll take a hundred.
36:36Okay, come on back. I'll show you.
36:38We're home, Pop. Hey, Pop, wake up. We're home.
37:05Hey, Pop, wake up.
37:08Hey, we're home.
37:12What the fuck?
37:13Well, goddamn.
37:14What the fucking matter with you?
37:15I tried to wake you up three fucking times.
37:17I don't know my fucking mustache.
37:19I'm about to get you one of them ear trumpets like the English wear.
37:21Yeah, fuck me.
37:26Oh, good God almighty.
37:38What are you doing sneaking around the neighborhood?
37:51Are you all right? Did somebody die or something?
37:54I had sex with one of your geologists. I thought you should hear it from me.
38:00Okay.
38:05Well, what do you want me to say? Nice job? Way to go? How was it? What are you looking for here?
38:11I signed the conflict disclosure form and I just, I want you to consider what I've accomplished for this company.
38:20I don't give a shit who you jump into SAC with. I really don't.
38:23It violates the workplace conduct.
38:26Are you shitting me?
38:28Did you ever go to man camp on a Friday night?
38:31They're running girls and booze and God knows what else in and out of that place like it's a fucking cattle sale.
38:37The whole place is a workplace violation.
38:40So this guy does a really good job and you catch him fooling around or whatever, you don't fire him.
38:49Now this guy does a bad job. You have to fire him no matter how much you like him.
38:58Deal?
39:00Deal.
39:01Okay.
39:02Hey, by the way, Saturday night is typically taco night and there's no dress code. So you hungry?
39:09I'm fine.
39:10You sure?
39:16Hey, Rebecca.
39:18Who had you signed this paper?
39:23Nathan.
39:33Oh, thank you.
39:36Just one.
39:40Wish every night was taco night.
39:42It is 300 miles south of here.
39:45Hey, buddy, you want a beer?
39:46Yeah, sure.
39:47Is that Tommy?
39:48Yeah, hi, honey.
39:50Can I have a word we need?
40:03You sure you want to poke this bear?
40:04It is a workplace violation, Tommy.
40:06She works 12 hours a day.
40:08I mean, where is she going to meet somebody if it's not at work?
40:11You think she's going to find the man of her dreams at the damn Patch Cafe?
40:14Be that as it may.
40:15Look, there are a lot of people I don't mind calling an enemy.
40:17She is not one of them.
40:18And you don't want her laying awake all night trying to figure out ways to get your ass back.
40:22It goes to deeper issues we're facing, Tommy.
40:24You know what? I don't want to talk about it. I'm off the clock.
40:27And from now on, starting today, I'm going to enjoy my life.
40:33You ain't enjoying life today.
40:37You can eat it or fuck it. I don't really care.
40:46Come on. Come with me. Let's go take a walk.
40:57You know what I realized today?
41:12What a gift it is to have you back in my life.
41:18You're a beautiful tornado of a gift, honey.
41:23And I know I damn sure don't deserve it.
41:25Damn sure don't.
41:27But I got it.
41:31And I just want to thank you for it.
41:38I love you, honey.
41:39You didn't say anything about my tits.
41:56They're a perk. I can't lie to you.
41:59I just want to be loved.
42:01You are.
42:03And wanted.
42:05Oh, you are.
42:07And worshipped.
42:09All of it, honey.
42:10You got all of it.
42:12And showered my gifts.
42:14And a house in Fort Worth.
42:16And something on the beach.
42:18I'm a Pisces baby.
42:20You know, I'm just, I'm a little fish who's stranded ashore.
42:23I'm on it.
42:25I'm on it.
42:43Now can I have a taco?
42:44Oh, you can have a taco.
42:46Oh, you can have a taco, you sexy son of a bitch.
42:55You're the only grown ups I know.
42:57That love and laugh and, and they kiss like teenagers.
43:01Why is that?
43:15I'm not sure grown up is the right term for their behavior.
43:23I ain't never seen it like it.
43:25Maybe that's the secret.
43:26Never grow up.
43:30Hmm.
43:56I ain't never seen it now.
43:58And I don't know.
43:59I don't know my.
44:00I don't have a broken heart.
44:02I ain't never seen it.
44:03It's all over.
44:04It ain't never seen it.
44:05Then I'm on it.
44:06I don't know my.
44:08I don't know my heart.
44:10I don't know your heart.
44:11I'm on it.
44:12And you know, it's dying.
44:14And, if I work to flat land, boy, I say I have a hill.
44:19I have a hill, a hill that I will die upon if the climb don't need a gill.
44:28There were such heights around here for God, away his pride.
44:35Maybe I did, or I died in the blue black land for my home.
44:49This is it, isn't it?
44:56Where do you want me?
44:58Follow the roses.
45:11Why are you so nervous?
45:13I already said we should do this.
45:15I've just noticed this pattern of you changing your mind pretty quickly.
45:19I don't change my mind.
45:21Circumstances change and I change with them.
45:26Circumstances are always going to change.
45:30But I won't.
45:33The way I feel right now, it will never have.
45:45Never能'll and I just —
45:48in real life.
45:50And whether or not.
45:52Justine, please.
46:00eeeee is a bit in real life.
46:01I'm sorry, Duque.
46:06Ciara.
46:07Forever is a long time.
46:16No.
46:17No, it'll be over before we know it.
46:22So we better not waste a second.
46:37So we better not waste a second.
47:07So we better not waste a second.
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