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00:00E.Fontaine, ladies and gentlemen, the voice of the ship.
00:09Big Christmas smiles, everyone. Ho, ho, ho.
00:13One on our own?
00:14Oh, yeah.
00:14Just you and the talent.
00:15That would be amazing.
00:16We all need some stardust, my darling.
00:18Oh, that one's perfect, Donna.
00:20She's gonna look great on the socials.
00:23I've been a fan since I was nine years old.
00:25That's going back a bit.
00:26She was probably the headline act on The Ark.
00:30Thank you so much.
00:36Well, I'm sure you've been through it since your diagnosis.
00:38Primary biliary cholangitis.
00:40I know, it's a mouthful.
00:42Her liver doesn't work anymore.
00:43Why?
00:44Everyone's been so kind.
00:46Crowdfunded cruise, upgraded cabin.
00:48Dinner at the captain's table and front row seats to Eve's headline show later.
00:54We really ought to be...
00:56Yes.
00:57Can I?
00:58Group hug.
00:58Oh.
01:01Right.
01:04Hey.
01:05You do look exhausted.
01:06A lie down's gonna do you the world of good.
01:07Honestly, Bernie.
01:09Stop fussing.
01:09You still haven't taken your pills?
01:11Yeah, and listen, we need you on top form later because it's the Christmas panto and yours truly here is playing buttons.
01:16I suppose an hour wouldn't hurt.
01:19Yeah.
01:20I'll catch you later for mulled wine and mince pies.
01:23You will.
01:23Bye.
01:24Holly?
01:25A word?
01:27Eve?
01:28The flowers in my dressing room have brought on my allergies.
01:30I specifically requested no lilies.
01:33All right, well, I must have missed that on the rider.
01:35I'll speak to hospitality for you.
01:36Yeah, and I'll need a massage and a facial before this afternoon's stand check.
01:39Already booked in with Roshira.
01:41And no more fan meats.
01:42These cruise ships lives up with the death of me.
01:44Do you know, if she carries on like this, I swear she's going overboard.
01:48Let's wait until Christmas is over, shall we?
01:51Bring back Jack Grayling.
01:53All this forgiven.
01:58Alicante Port Authority have given us permission to start our approach.
02:02We've got the wind with the tide, so with any luck, we should be on schedule.
02:07You've been out of sorts since we left Southampton.
02:11Coming to work with lead in the shoes.
02:14Christmas was always Jack's favorite time of year, so.
02:23Since he left the ship, no one's heard a peep from him.
02:27Well, maybe that's for the best.
02:30There's an excursion this afternoon to Santa Domenica, the Christmas pilgrimage.
02:35We're both due a little shore leave.
02:38Could go together.
02:40I still have the locks to complete.
02:42Perhaps a little festive downtime would do you the world of good.
02:49Feliz Navidad, amigos.
02:51This is Colin, your cruise director, informing all guests that the ship has now arrived in sunny Alicante.
02:58Perfect for some last-minute festive shopping.
03:00So why not grab a sombrero, crack open the carver, because the countdown to Christmas starts here.
03:06We'd like to have one more guest in today's shopping mall deal at 25% discount on...
03:12That Eve Fontaine post has gone viral.
03:16Yeah, the podcast has got quite a fun of it.
03:18Yeah, when Donna first found out she needed special treatment, we set up a crowdfunding appeal.
03:22It's for a stem cell surgery out in Arizona.
03:25Bernie's always been there for me.
03:27Every step of the way.
03:27Yeah, what are best friends for, eh?
03:30Hey, how'd you melt?
03:32Fill that one up with ya?
03:33Whatever these ladies want.
03:35We're fine.
03:36I wouldn't mind a pineapple juice.
03:39It's been all over her since the start of the cruise.
03:42Didn't fancy dressing up as Santa then?
03:44Well, you know, I like to stand out from the crowd, don't I?
03:47Yeah, I'd be gonna pull wearing that.
03:49I'm young, free and single.
03:50Mine doesn't like this apart, has it?
03:52Hang on.
03:53I've got you a little Christmas present.
03:54You didn't love to do that.
03:55That's all right.
03:57I'll get that with ya.
04:00Let's see what he looks like on you, shall we?
04:11It's lovely.
04:12Beautiful.
04:13Listen, um, the lads are gonna go into town later for a few drinks, but I mean, I could swerve it.
04:17I mean, you could maybe, you know, hang out for the afternoon.
04:20She's busy today.
04:21The pilgrimage to Santa Dominica.
04:23Bernie's still holding out for a Christmas miracle.
04:25All right, well, change your mind.
04:34All I wanted on this cruise was a bit of fun.
04:36After everything I've been through.
04:38I've only just met him and he's already buying you fancy presents.
04:41I'm just looking out for you.
04:43You'll be late for the tour.
04:44Donna, sorry.
04:45The sanctuary of Los Peregrinos was recently founded after a local girl, Thomasina Fernandez, was visited by the Blessed Virgin in one of the orange groves.
05:10She was entrusted to build a shrine where the sick and the injured might come to be healed.
05:15Well, they're certainly packing in the faithful.
05:21I said a prayer for you this morning.
05:29Miracles don't happen to people like me.
05:31You've got to have faith, Don.
05:34All right, all right.
05:34What happened to the pub crawl?
05:37There's no lads of coke about me.
05:39I thought you could do this with some moral support anyway.
05:40There's been a while since we spent any time together.
06:04There's no reason we can't still be friends.
06:06As we celebrate Christmas with communion and prayer, I would like to invite the sick and indisposed to step forward for a blessing at the Shrine of Our Lady.
06:23Mater Christi, ora pronomis.
06:27Mater divini gratia, ora pronomis.
06:30Santa Maria, ruega por nosotros.
06:41Santa Madre de Dios, ruega por nosotros.
06:47Thank you, Father. It was lovely.
06:49It was a beautiful service. Thank you.
06:51Perhaps a small donation for the outkeep of the church.
06:56Yes.
06:56When are you going to realise she isn't interested?
06:59Don't tell you that, does she?
07:00I know a chancer when I see you.
07:02No, let's get it right. Don't set herself up with decent looking fellas. Put your nose right out.
07:06You really think she'd settle for a loser like you?
07:09She's out of your league, Jason.
07:11Is everything all right?
07:12Doctors think she's going to need a transplant.
07:14Vomiting, jaundice, swollen ankles.
07:17You really fancy taking all that on, yeah?
07:20Thought not.
07:22Idiot.
07:24You all right?
07:25Frankie, you haven't seen a couple of small shepherds, have you? Robes, sandals.
07:35I know what they look like, Colin.
07:36Oh, it's absolute carnage in Bethlehem. All the kids are high on sugar.
07:39You wanted to see me?
07:40Oh, yeah. I just wanted to run through some changes to your set list. There's been a couple of festive additions.
07:45I can't cope with these last-minute changes, Colin. It's highly unprofessional.
07:48Eve, there you are.
07:50Richard.
07:50I was just checking that you're still on for lunch. Un chicanito, where the paella is to die for.
07:55Well, she'll be busy rehearsing.
07:57Lunch would be perfect if you're sure you can spare the time.
07:59Five-hour shore leave and the pleasure of your delightful company.
08:03You spoil me, you know that.
08:04I know. Shall we?
08:05Let's remember who's top of the billet.
08:09Not a word.
08:11You okay?
08:22Just needed to sit down. Must have been overdoing things.
08:25All right. Well, let's get you back to the ship, shall we?
08:28Um, I'm fine.
08:29I think I'd rather the doctor check you over if that's all right.
08:33But we'd better get a move on or we'll miss this bus.
08:35Where is Bernie?
08:36Bernie.
08:37She said she wanted to see the Ignatius Chapel.
08:40Well, I can wait with Donna.
08:44All right. Well, um, we'll see if we can find her, yeah?
08:48You all right, darling?
08:49Yeah.
08:50Sure?
08:51Yeah.
08:52Who is there?
09:06Who is there?
09:08Who is there?
09:08No, I didn't know.
09:09Come on.
09:10No, I don't know.
09:14Excuse me.
09:20Wait.
09:21Kate.
09:24Oh, my God.
09:26My mother is yours.
09:27No, no, no.
09:27No, no, no, no, no.
09:29No, no, no, no, no.
09:31No, no, no, no, no, no.
09:32No, no, no, no, no.
09:33No, no, no, no, no.
09:34I saw a nun in the cloister just before we found the body.
09:46She was running off towards the abbey.
09:49The sisters often frequent the cloisters as they go about their daily business.
09:53Well, I just think the sooner we talk to her...
09:55Tomasina has taken a vow of silence.
09:58No one outside the company is permitted to speak to her.
10:02Tomasina, the child that saw the visions.
10:05The abbey has offered her sanctuary.
10:07A life devoted to the service of Christ.
10:11I've given the police a statement. They know how to find us.
10:15Did this woman have any family on the boat?
10:17She was traveling with her best friend, yeah.
10:20Then please, pass on my sincere goldonuses.
10:33I'm going to give you a thorough check-up.
10:34Bearing in mind your condition.
10:36I'm feeling much better already.
10:38We've had one hell of a shock.
10:40We are going to run a few tests.
10:42Just to be on the safe side.
10:43I still can't believe Bernie's dead.
10:50Can you think of anyone that she's fallen out with?
10:53Anyone that might be holding a grudge?
10:56She might have rubbed a few people up the wrong way, but...
10:59Bernie had a good heart.
11:01Perhaps this isn't the time.
11:03Yeah, sure.
11:04I should get back to work.
11:06I don't understand.
11:08I'd rather be on my own.
11:12Hi.
11:15She'd been gone 20 minutes and somebody attacked her and left her for dead.
11:18It doesn't make any sense.
11:20There's always a motive for murder.
11:21You just need to look for it.
11:23That's what Jack always said.
11:25Yeah, well, in case you hadn't noticed, Jack isn't here, so...
11:29Uh, what if I told you I knew where to find him?
11:35I'm just here.
11:36So you're telling me he's been here in Alicante the whole time?
11:40I think it's Jack's room with the secrecy.
11:41Oh, that's just typical Jack Grayling, isn't it?
11:44Running away is per usual.
11:45Yeah.
11:47Are you sure this is the right place?
11:51I'd recognize that place anywhere.
11:53Come on.
11:54Come on.
11:54Thank you so much, everybody.
12:20Jamil.
12:26Jack.
12:27May I have missed you so much.
12:30What about me, Jack?
12:37Did you miss me?
12:47Okay.
12:48I thought you might have been dead, Jack.
12:51Instead, you've been hiding away here on some pirate shit theme bar.
12:54Look, I've been working my backside off just trying to make ends meet.
12:57Look, well, you both put a sock in it.
13:00A passenger was murdered this morning, Jack.
13:03We need your help to solve it.
13:05Oh, so that's why the pair of you are here.
13:07Well, I haven't come to kiss and make up.
13:10Okay, look, let's take a second, Jess.
13:12We can fill you in on what we know.
13:18The victim's name was Bernadette Campbell.
13:20She was on a crowdfunding cruise with her best friend, Donna Branning.
13:23They'd gone to visit the shrine at Santa Domenica.
13:26Piers and I were there when we found the body.
13:28With Piers?
13:29Look, let's just stick to the case, yeah?
13:33Any suspects?
13:34One of the nuns from the convent.
13:37I saw her running from the cloister shortly after the murder.
13:39You're seriously suggesting a nun might have killed her?
13:42Right.
13:43I know it sounds far-fetched.
13:45But we need to rule her out.
13:47We?
13:49Yes.
13:51First thing tomorrow, we go to the village and see if she'll talk to us.
13:56Right, fine.
13:57But this is strictly business.
14:13So, let's go to the village and see if she'll talk to us.
14:43This is Colin, your crew director, a.k. Santa's little helper.
14:55And what a pack Christmas he's stocked we've got lined up for you today.
14:58Oh.
14:59What?
15:00Jason doesn't see himself today.
15:03Well, that might be something to do with the argument he had with Bernie.
15:07You think he might have taken out the competition?
15:09I don't know.
15:10Look, why don't you speak to some of his friends today, see what you can find out.
15:15Yeah?
15:15Yeah.
15:17Good luck with Jack today.
15:20At the convent I mean.
15:22Yeah.
15:22So, an update from sunny Arizona.
15:31And the bad news is my stem cell treatment hasn't worked.
15:36Graph failure.
15:37Right now I feel angry, scared, disappointed.
15:44But we keep going.
15:48We'll keep the faith.
15:53Wasn't sure you'd come.
15:54Well, there's still a murder to solve.
15:57Well, just as long as you don't go hit me again.
15:59I've been reading up on Bernie's best friend, Donna.
16:05That treatment she's been having in Arizona must have cost a fair bit.
16:09Well, I think she raised all the money on crowdfunding.
16:10Look, you've got every right to be mad at me.
16:18It was six months, Jack.
16:20Not a word.
16:21You didn't even reply to my messages.
16:25Let me explain.
16:28I think we should get to the convent.
16:29Good morning, senora.
16:47Would you like to speak with her hermano Tomasina?
16:51No.
16:57Great.
16:57Any more bright ideas?
17:04I just wanted to apologise.
17:05I was out of order what I said to Bernie yesterday.
17:07I can't do this right now, Jason.
17:09No, I didn't mean what I said.
17:11You can't talk to people like that.
17:13Let me make it up to you.
17:14No strings attached.
17:15You can't be on your own for Christmas,
17:17especially after everything that's happened.
17:19Well, I could do with a date for the show tonight.
17:23I didn't think you'd still be going.
17:25You've promised to dedicate a song to Bernie.
17:27Well, I don't know if you're round seven.
17:31Kate, when I left the ship, I lost everything.
17:56The job I loved.
17:59The girl I fell for.
18:01We could have made it work, Jack.
18:04People do.
18:04I know, but I couldn't just sit around and count down the days till I saw you next.
18:08And watch your sail off again.
18:10It would have broken me.
18:13Jack.
18:13They warned me not to talk to you.
18:26So much for the vow of silence.
18:28The woman that was killed yesterday, her name was Bernadette.
18:31I don't know anything about that.
18:32Then why did you run when I saw you in the cloister?
18:34I wanted to watch the mass of supplication.
18:40I'm not supposed to leave the convent.
18:44They keep me locked up here.
18:46Ever since the apparition.
18:49A martyr for Christ.
18:51Did you see anybody else in the cloister?
18:52For this is the blood of the covenant that was poured out for many for the forgiveness of sins.
18:58Llévala dentro.
18:59Tienes came your ayuda.
19:01A su habitación.
19:02Wait.
19:03Please don't let them hurt me.
19:05This child belongs to Christ now.
19:08Tomasina told us that she was being held here against her will.
19:24Nonsense.
19:25She can leave at any time.
19:27You gave instructions to restrain her.
19:29Recently she has become volatile.
19:32The pressure of her newfound elevation.
19:35But the convent is the safest place for her.
19:39Locked up.
19:40Out of harm's way.
19:42I have taken on the role of her protector.
19:46These visions that Tomasina claims to have seen.
19:49You must have had your doubts.
19:51The Pope himself has pronounced it a genuine miracle.
19:56And his holiness is infallible.
20:00Where were you at the time of the murder?
20:03If you don't mind me asking further.
20:05It's Robin in the sacristy.
20:09I have an imminent meeting at the Ayuntamiento.
20:13In view of recent unfortunate events.
20:16I'm sure you can find your own way out.
20:18Tomasina's miracle.
20:31Her accounts of the visions were questioned by people in the village.
20:35They claimed she was subject to religious delusions.
20:40She spent some time in a clinic for bipolar disorder.
20:42Does it make her a killer?
20:45No, I know that.
20:49Rodriguez is all set to become a monsignor.
20:52For services to the church.
20:55These visions were exposed as a scam.
20:57He'd have an awful lot to lose.
20:59Yeah.
21:00Still doesn't explain why Bernie was murdered though.
21:03Maybe she stumbled across something that he was desperate to hide.
21:06Jamil.
21:12Hey.
21:13So?
21:14How's it going with Kate?
21:16Yeah, she's here with me now on speakerphone.
21:19All right.
21:21Yes.
21:23So, I have spoken to the lads.
21:26And I thought you both might want to update on Jason Eggman.
21:30The passenger that had an argument with Bernie.
21:33Oh.
21:33Yes.
21:34Well, he's very much married but estranged from his wife.
21:38He's behind with his maintenance payments.
21:40His window cleaning business went past during COVID.
21:43And he is up to his eyeballs in debt.
21:45Okay, well, thank you very much for the update and we'll check in with you later.
21:50Yes.
21:50Okay.
21:52Bye, guys.
21:53Bye.
21:56How much money has Donna's Charity raised?
21:59To a giving for wishes, Paige?
22:01Yes.
22:02Way over a hundred grand in donations.
22:05Maybe Jason was after more than a Christmas fling.
22:10Well, there's only one way to find out.
22:11Oh, no.
22:13I am not stepping foot on that ship.
22:15Jack, you never even said goodbye.
22:17Marlo didn't even give me a choice.
22:18And if you seriously think, you'd ever let me back on board.
22:22Not in a million years.
22:24With all due respect, Captain, if Jack can help us solve this,
22:27it would literally only mean a few hours on board.
22:29It was crime solving that got him thrown off the ship in the first place.
22:32We should leave this to the Spanish police.
22:34I knew this was a bad idea.
22:36Look, Donna Branning has half a million followers on social media.
22:40When they find out that her best friend was murdered.
22:43On a crowdfunded Christmas cruise.
22:46I think that head office would want this resolving as soon as possible.
22:49And how will they feel about allowing a disgraced entertainer back on board?
22:53Thank you, Mr. DeVrice.
22:54I am aware of the ramifications.
22:56Look, Jack was dismissed as a member of the crew.
22:59There's nothing to stop him embarking as a passenger.
23:01Look, as soon as the ship sails, I'm gone.
23:02We sail at eight o'clock sharp.
23:11Which only leaves you five hours to find Bernie Campbell's killer.
23:17The captain's asked me to look into Bernie's murder.
23:20Jack used to be a police officer.
23:22Well, I'm not sure there's anything else I can tell you.
23:25How long have you known Jason Agnew?
23:26A couple of weeks.
23:30We met at the start of the cruise.
23:32Oh, well, he's a fast mover then.
23:35Well, he was already following me on social media.
23:37I feel like I've known him forever.
23:40I got the feeling that you and Jason were at odds yesterday.
23:44Bernie had warned him off.
23:46She could get a bit jealous sometimes.
23:48Did he ever ask you about the crowdfunding money?
23:53Well, he was worried that Bernie might try and take advantage,
23:56but I told him she'd never do that.
23:59Jason wasn't with you when we found you outside the church yesterday.
24:02You have any idea where he went?
24:03Well, he was angry at Bernie.
24:06Said she'd humiliated him.
24:08I tried to calm him down, but he wouldn't listen.
24:12Stormed off into the village.
24:13A bit of me time away from the kids.
24:25These Christmas cruises can take it out of here.
24:28Sorry, but I know you.
24:29Sorry, I'm Jack Grayling.
24:31I just came aboard.
24:32Kids are at home with their mum for Christmas.
24:34Oh, when were you planning on telling Donna?
24:37Just because I haven't told Donna about my ex-missus.
24:39I mean, my marriage has been done for months.
24:41And you needed to keep the maintenance payments up.
24:43The money that Donna raised for her treatment,
24:45that must have been quite an attractive proposition.
24:48What are you trying to say?
24:49That I'm using Donna as some sort of meal ticket?
24:51Well, Bernie had you down as a bit of a chancer.
24:54Maybe she had every right to be concerned.
24:56And what's that supposed to mean?
24:58You weren't with Donna yesterday when we found her.
25:01You want to tell us where you were?
25:03Well, I went for a walk to clear my head.
25:05Did you walk anywhere near the Ignatius Chapel?
25:08No.
25:08Look, I've made some really big mistakes in my life, all right?
25:15That's my business, my wife, my kids.
25:19I'm telling you anyway, you won't understand.
25:22You'd be surprised.
25:24Look, I like Donna, okay?
25:26I want to do right by her.
25:28But with Bernie out of the picture.
25:31Bernie warned me off.
25:32I walked away.
25:33That's the last time I saw her, all right?
25:34Well, no, stop!
25:41Stop!
25:43Dance yourself dizzy has always been my encore.
25:45Well, it's a Christmas Eve concert,
25:47which is why Frosty the Snowman will be sending them home.
25:50I know my audience, Colin.
25:51Yes, and it's my job to keep them happy.
25:53With that tired old shtick you call a warmer pack,
25:55do me a favour.
25:57Just because you've got your claws into Marlowe.
26:00The captain recognises Talon when he sees it.
26:03Oh, he's the only one who doesn't think you've passed it.
26:07You do know I was offered the Blackpool Grant.
26:09Oh, come off it, Eve.
26:10It was this or it was Panto in Huddersfield.
26:12The Wicked Queen.
26:13Well, it takes one to know one, Colin.
26:15So why don't you shtick to your Christmas karaoke?
26:18Leave the real entertainment to the pros.
26:21Pros?
26:22You're a washed-up tubic cabaret act.
26:26When you're ready to apologise,
26:28I shall be in my dressing room.
26:33Come in.
26:39How's my favourite cruise ship doctor?
26:41Check.
26:44Jameel told me you're back.
26:46Little query we need help with.
26:50What can you tell us about chlorpromazine?
26:52Uh, it's prescribed as an antipsychotic.
26:56Works by suppressing the dopamine levels.
26:59You said Tomasina had been treated for a bipolar disorder.
27:02Yeah.
27:03I'm not sure where all of this is going, Jack.
27:06She told us that she couldn't remember anything.
27:08Well, clearly she was lying.
27:10Memory wipeout.
27:11A common symptom of a psychotic episode.
27:14We need to get back to the village.
27:29I thought you might like some herbal tea.
27:32Good for calming the constitution.
27:33Why does everyone on this ship seem to hate me, Jameel?
27:41No, I'm sure that's not true.
27:45You know what they say about cruise ships.
27:48You're either on your way up,
27:50or you're on your way down.
27:53Two hours of show tunes in high heels and spandex.
27:57Performing to a crowd wearing leisure wear.
27:59I watched you act from the back of the theatre.
28:05And you must know my voice is sharp.
28:09The doctor found some nodules.
28:12He's recommended surgery.
28:14I've been trying to hide it for weeks now.
28:17I'm so sorry to hear that.
28:19I'm planning on jumping ship.
28:22Did you tell Colin about this?
28:23He's been out to undermine me since I started this gig.
28:25No, I'm sure if you talk to him,
28:29you both can call a truce.
28:32It's a bit late for that, love.
28:36Show's over.
28:39You never told us that Tomasina was sectioned as a child.
28:43It was none of your concern.
28:45The miracle she witnessed.
28:47An episode brought on by her schizophrenia.
28:50The secret the church has tried to cover up.
28:52And if it ever came to light that you were parted to a hoax.
28:56Schizophrenia is a terrible affliction.
29:01A troubled soul possessed by demons.
29:05I was telling you the truth when I told you
29:07that I was trying to protect her.
29:11Then tell us what really happened.
29:16I found her in the chapel.
29:19Her eyes were focused on a vision.
29:26One that she alone would see.
29:29Tomasina!
29:30I should never have reached out to her.
29:34Tomasina, where are you?
29:35Tomasina!
29:36I followed her outside.
29:40And saw her running away towards the convent.
29:43Tomasina!
29:45So, in her confused mental state,
29:48Tomasina attacked Bernie?
29:50The Tomasina had never been violent.
29:55Even when she's lost to us.
29:58So, why have you been lying to us?
30:03She came to me, that evening.
30:07To offer up a confession.
30:08I swear before Christ,
30:11she was already dead when I found her.
30:17She was lying in the cloister,
30:19bleeding from a wound to her head,
30:21crucifix on the ground beside her.
30:24It was then I saw the necklace.
30:27I picked it up, I don't know why.
30:29I knelt down beside her.
30:33There was blood everywhere.
30:36I'm not sure how I got back to my room,
30:38but when I came to,
30:40I was sitting on the bed,
30:43and this was in my pocket.
30:47I found it lying on the ground beside the body.
30:53So, either the necklace was Bernie's,
30:59someone ripped it off in a struggle.
31:00Or the killer was a woman.
31:02Which reels out Jason McAleary.
31:04Jack!
31:06Jack!
31:06Just give us a minute of this, man.
31:07There's something you need to know.
31:08What is it?
31:10Did you find this?
31:12It was left behind at the murder scene.
31:14Jimma?
31:17I think I know who killed Bernie.
31:23Donna posted this video blog two months ago.
31:35Mm-hmm.
31:36Yeah.
31:37So, they've called me in for my pre-op tests.
31:42Let's hope I get through this one without any complications.
31:46The placement of the NG nose tube is too far in.
31:50No medical professional would have inserted it that way.
31:53Hmm.
31:55When I checked Donna over yesterday,
31:57she seemed a little reluctant to have any tests.
32:00So, I did a bit of investigating of my own.
32:03Her blood test results came back this afternoon.
32:06The numbers made surprising reading.
32:08No indicators of any disease.
32:11I looked up her condition.
32:12People with BPC don't just get better.
32:15Spontaneous remission.
32:16There have been some recorded cases.
32:18But, it's unlikely.
32:23No, she was never ill at all.
32:27I'll still need some more tests, just to be sure, but...
32:30We should be celebrating.
32:31It's like a Christmas miracle.
32:32Well, champagne.
32:34Come to the house.
32:35This might not be the right timing, but, um, I just wonder when we get back if you, uh, might want to make a go of things.
32:43I'd like that, Jason.
32:46Really, I would.
32:49Well, Fanny was right.
32:51Keep it safe.
32:54Shame she's not here to enjoy the moment.
32:57After everything she's done for you.
32:58I'm sure all your crowd funders will be keen to hear an update.
33:02After all that money you've scammed out of them.
33:05Sorry.
33:06You've...
33:06You've lost me.
33:08The evidence that ties you to Bernie's murder.
33:11We just couldn't figure out why.
33:13Then Dr. Tan filled me in on those blood test results.
33:16And things started to make more sense.
33:20I called that clinic in Arizona.
33:22They had no record of you ever being a patient there.
33:25Lola?
33:26You lied.
33:29About everything.
33:32I swear I was ill.
33:35I really thought it was something serious.
33:37And my GP referred me to a specialist.
33:40A Bernie being Bernie.
33:41She said she'd come with me.
33:42Like any good friend would.
33:43They gave me the all-clearant.
33:48When I saw her waiting outside, I...
33:49I told her they were starting me on a course of treatments.
33:53Why did you lie, Donna?
33:55It made me feel special.
33:58Hang on a minute.
33:58You made all this up for a bit of attention.
34:01And those lies just got bigger, didn't they?
34:03Your blog, your podcast, your followers online.
34:06How could I tell them the truth?
34:09Those hospital visits must have taken some plenty.
34:11There's a meds room at work.
34:12Like, it's easy to buy all that stuff online.
34:15And Bernie didn't suspect a thing.
34:18She wanted to believe it as much as I did.
34:22What did you say to Jason?
34:23What?
34:24He's the first guy who's showing any interest, but suddenly I'm in the way.
34:27You smother me, Bernie.
34:29Because your own life is sad and empty.
34:32I've spent the past six months looking after you.
34:35And this is the thanks I get.
34:36All those trips to the hospital.
34:38The late night phone calls.
34:40I made it all up.
34:42The diagnosis.
34:44The illness.
34:46It's all lies.
34:46This is fraud, Donna.
34:51We could both go to prison with people that we've lied to.
34:56Which is why we keep this between us.
34:59No one else needs to know.
35:01And you say that my life is empty.
35:04You think you can just walk away?
35:08Yeah.
35:08I do.
35:10Because we are done.
35:11This is done.
35:13You'd be nothing without me.
35:16You know that.
35:17By the time I'm finished, everyone is going to know what you've done.
35:21I couldn't let her ruin everything.
35:30Surely you can see that.
35:32We can wait for the police in your cabin.
35:36I'm sorry.
35:39I'm so sorry.
35:46Okay, so I might have said a few things in the heat of the moment.
35:49Washed up.
35:50Two-bit cabaret act.
35:52Well, I'm sure we can get past it.
35:54Does that mean I get an apology?
35:58This ship isn't big enough for the both of us, Colin.
36:02Well, you're looking at a blatant breach of contract.
36:04Then sue me, twinkle toes.
36:06Oh, I was hoping to catch Jack.
36:23He's gone back to his bar.
36:24Said he had a show to do.
36:26But it's not long until the ship sails.
36:30Yeah, and I still have these manifests to complete.
36:33We're supposed to be together.
36:40More than any two people I know.
36:43That's an admirable sentiment, Jamil.
36:46But Jack's quite right.
36:48The ship will survive without him.
36:50We are missing our headline singer.
36:56Come and get him.
36:57That day you left the ship.
37:14I could have come with you.
37:18Give up the dream of your own command.
37:20I never would have asked us to do that, Kate.
37:23You think you've got me all figured out, don't you?
37:25I know you better than anyone.
37:29Look, our headline act for tonight has gone AWOL.
37:32Colin is in the middle of a breakdown,
37:34and we don't have a singer for tonight's Christmas show.
37:37And you thought I might feed the bill?
37:39Piers has already cleared it with Marlowe.
37:41Not that he had much of a choice.
37:44And what about you, Kate?
37:47Do you forgive me?
37:50Well, that depends.
37:52And what?
37:53It depends on if you're planning on sticking around.
37:59There's no more second chances, Jack.
38:06The ship sails in less than an hour.
38:10What makes you think I'd be on it?
38:19Because I'm not leaving without you.
38:23Oh, good evening, ladies and gentlemen.
38:31There are only four hours till Christmas,
38:33so are we all excited?
38:35Good, good.
38:36Well, listen, I hate to be the Christmas Grinch,
38:38but unfortunately, due to unforeseen circumstances,
38:41Eve Fontaine will not be performing for us tonight.
38:44I know, but fear not,
38:47because we have got a star-turn replacement for you.
38:50Back where he belongs, he's the voice of this ship.
38:52Ladies and gentlemen, give it up for the one,
38:54the only, Mr. Jack Grayley!
38:56Baby, if you've got to go away,
39:13don't think I could take the pain,
39:17won't you stay another day?
39:20Oh, don't leave me alone like this,
39:28don't you say it's the final kiss,
39:32won't you stay another day?
39:35Don't you know we've come too far now,
39:44just to go and try to throw it all away?
39:50Don't leave me alone like this,
39:52don't you say it's the final kiss,
39:53don't you say it's the final kiss,
39:54thought I heard you say you loved me,
39:59and that your love was gonna be here to stay.
40:07Stay now!
40:09Baby, if you've got to go away,
40:12don't think I could take the pain,
40:16won't you stay another day?
40:20Stay now
40:23Oh, don't leave me alone like this
40:27Don't you say it's the final kiss
40:30Won't you stay another day
40:35Thought I might find you here
40:42Just counting down the minutes to Christmas Day
40:47It's good to have you home
40:48Don't understand what's going on
40:53Good times we had
40:57Return to haunt me
41:01Though it's for you
41:03All that I do seems to be wrong
41:07Stay now
41:11Baby, if you've got to go away
41:14Don't think I could take the pain
41:18Won't you stay another day
41:22Stay now
41:25Oh, don't leave me alone like this
41:29Don't you say it's the final kiss
41:32Won't you stay another day
41:37Stay now
41:44If you've got to go away
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