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Falling for the Slum Billionaire
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00:00:00We found your fake Christmas wife.
00:00:02Make sure you use an alias.
00:00:03We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO.
00:00:05Mommy, why do we have to rant at you? Where's my real one?
00:00:09Everyone knows Eva had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:00:12I'll tell you when you're older.
00:00:13Daddy!
00:00:14Oh!
00:00:15Well, I'm sorry.
00:00:17I'm not your dad.
00:00:18Why does it feel so familiar?
00:00:20And then my family will get off my back.
00:00:22But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:00:26If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:00:30Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:00:33My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:00:35No feelings, no complications. That's what we agreed upon.
00:00:38That woman is manipulating you.
00:00:40And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:00:42It's time you actually know the truth.
00:00:44It's not real. None of it was real.
00:00:47How can she just walk away?
00:00:49What if I already found someone special?
00:00:51You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:00:54Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:01:00So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time.
00:01:07And this guy passes out.
00:01:09Alright, it's about that time.
00:01:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:01:13Yeah, him.
00:01:22Hi!
00:01:23Just play along.
00:01:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:01:30Happy New Year!
00:01:32You have a cute scar.
00:01:56It's just my birthmark.
00:01:58If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:02:02I don't want you to stop.
00:02:28A번.
00:02:34If you want me to stop, you pop.
00:02:35Yeah, I'll wait for half of these days.
00:02:36That's something.
00:02:37I don't like that.
00:02:38There's aabol Valpara.
00:02:39You remember me.
00:02:40I it's really like the girlfriend.
00:02:41I leave the royaltyата.
00:02:42I'm writing down here.
00:02:43I'm writing down here.
00:02:44I put it in, but...
00:02:45The Winאלijo.
00:02:46Your wife frustrated me.
00:02:47I don't know why for this year.
00:02:48I don't know why this guy was seine Magnets.
00:02:49I've been making an marca and her intermediate punch.
00:02:50I'm so much avordan.
00:02:51I've experienced this and I'm sure
00:02:52Ni 한� tempt her out as he et ales.
00:02:53I'm ready !
00:02:54And it does not have any pictures.
00:02:55All the schö, �olly Hi δl in both
00:03:56I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:04:16Now Auntie Debra and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:04:21Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:04:23It's just for Christmas.
00:04:25But Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:04:27Where's my real one?
00:04:29Uh, I'll tell you when you're older.
00:04:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:04:39Daddy!
00:04:49No!
00:04:50What?
00:04:56Daddy!
00:04:57No!
00:04:58I'm sorry.
00:04:58I'm not your dad.
00:05:01No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I've had.
00:05:05Oh.
00:05:06Mommy, hurry!
00:05:07Your Christmas husband has arrived!
00:05:09I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:05:19He's gorgeous.
00:05:20Why does she feel so familiar?
00:05:28Why does she feel so familiar here?
00:05:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:05:31Blonde hair, red top.
00:05:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:05:36So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:05:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:05:41Hi, my name's Hyper.
00:05:42What's your name?
00:05:44Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:05:46Max, Aurelius.
00:05:48Eva.
00:05:49I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:05:53I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:56I guess Mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:06:00So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour.
00:06:05$1,000 an hour?
00:06:07Well, yeah.
00:06:09It's $500 a day.
00:06:11Is that enough?
00:06:12That's the most that I can pay you.
00:06:14Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:06:16That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:06:18You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:06:20Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:06:22Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown,
00:06:25and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:06:27And then my family will get off my back,
00:06:29so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:06:32So she's getting pressure from the folks, too.
00:06:37Fine.
00:06:38But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:06:42Okay.
00:06:43Deal.
00:06:44Deal.
00:06:46Ready to go get married?
00:06:47Wow.
00:07:02Clean up nice.
00:07:04It was my wedding day, after all.
00:07:06Pictures.
00:07:06You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:07:18You're supposed to look like you're in love.
00:07:22Touching.
00:07:40Okay.
00:07:41Well, I think we got it.
00:07:43Oh.
00:07:43I need some photos of us together, too,
00:07:46to prove to my parents that I'm actually married
00:07:48and have a happy family.
00:07:49Yeah.
00:07:50Of course.
00:08:01Happy holidays, Mom.
00:08:03From my family to you.
00:08:13Bad news, boss.
00:08:14The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:08:17failed last minute.
00:08:18Wait, she bailed?
00:08:20Then who is...
00:08:22Who is she?
00:08:25Whatever.
00:08:27It doesn't matter.
00:08:28I've got what I need.
00:08:32Sam, don't worry about it.
00:08:33I already found someone.
00:08:34Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:08:43Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:08:45Christmas shopping?
00:08:46I should come.
00:08:48Look, if you want me to be the husband
00:08:50in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:08:51I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:08:54It will make it more believable.
00:08:59Fine.
00:08:59Yeah, fine.
00:09:00Okay.
00:09:01You can come.
00:09:09Let's go.
00:09:10Which mall are we going to?
00:09:12Um, let's go to the bathroom.
00:09:14No, let's go to the bank.
00:09:15Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:09:25Sam, is Maximus pulling another one
00:09:28of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:09:31Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:09:37She does kind of look like him.
00:09:39So, when we give these gifts to my parents,
00:09:44we will say they're from you.
00:09:47Here, let me get this.
00:09:50I'm going to love you, Max.
00:09:53Oh, so, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married,
00:09:59we should probably kiss once or twice.
00:10:03In front of them.
00:10:04Okay.
00:10:05Should we use our tongues, or?
00:10:08No, no, definitely not.
00:10:09And absolutely no...
00:10:11Sex?
00:10:12Yes.
00:10:13This is strictly business.
00:10:15Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:10:19What?
00:10:20Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:10:23I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:10:26getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:10:29Let's go.
00:10:36Here.
00:10:36What are you doing?
00:10:38I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:10:42Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship,
00:10:45and I don't want your money.
00:10:49Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:10:5150% off pies?
00:10:53Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:5512 pumpkin pies.
00:10:56Did I hear this right?
00:10:57They're the best kind.
00:10:58Hurry up and go.
00:10:59Go.
00:10:59What are you standing here for?
00:11:02Hello there.
00:11:04Hi.
00:11:04You ready?
00:11:04Yes.
00:11:05Yeah, just these things.
00:11:06Okay, great.
00:11:07We have a holiday special today.
00:11:09Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:11:15Oh, great.
00:11:16Yeah.
00:11:16What do you have that's just $15?
00:11:18Well, can you get a move on?
00:11:20I just got here.
00:11:23Relax.
00:11:24Yeah, yeah.
00:11:27Here, this will do the trick.
00:11:29Okay, thank you.
00:11:31Hurry up and pay.
00:11:35I will pay when I'm ready.
00:11:37You can wait your turn.
00:11:43Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:11:45Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:11:52Not the pies.
00:11:52Not the pies.
00:11:54We can just set those on top.
00:12:00Hi, guys.
00:12:01I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:12:07Of course.
00:12:09Thank you so much.
00:12:10Of course.
00:12:11I hope you like pumpkin.
00:12:13She bought all 12 pies.
00:12:15Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:12:16Just to give it away.
00:12:19Merry Christmas.
00:12:20Merry Christmas.
00:12:26What?
00:12:27You do that often?
00:12:29As often as I can.
00:12:34We should go.
00:12:35We got to pick up paper.
00:12:40Sit, watch out.
00:12:45You done feeling me up?
00:13:02Shut up.
00:13:03Oh, sorry.
00:13:03I was just in character, wifey.
00:13:05Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:13:07And don't be late.
00:13:13And don't be late.
00:13:25Harrison Group?
00:13:27Do you do construction for them or something?
00:13:30Sort of.
00:13:31Not that I'm judging.
00:13:32I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:13:37Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:13:40I think that's respectable.
00:13:43Can we pick another company?
00:13:45No.
00:13:46Harrison Group is perfect.
00:13:48And they'll find it impressive.
00:13:49My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:13:50So, it's perfect.
00:13:52Perfect.
00:13:52Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:14:00Don't worry.
00:14:01Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:14:02I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:14:05Too much.
00:14:22Let's go, Sam.
00:14:28It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:14:31Hold on, you're covered in water and you have a hair on your shoulder and it's not yours.
00:14:36It's my daughter's.
00:14:38Daughter's?
00:14:39Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:42Hey, there they are!
00:14:58Hey!
00:14:59Nice to meet you!
00:15:01Aw, dad.
00:15:02So glad you made it.
00:15:04Aw, we missed you.
00:15:06So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:15:10He's coming.
00:15:11Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:15:13Good, good, good.
00:15:15So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:15:19When's he arriving?
00:15:20Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:15:25Poor thing.
00:15:26Not surprising.
00:15:27I mean, she's 30.
00:15:28Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:15:32Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:15:36This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:15:42Auntie Pamela?
00:15:43Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:15:47We're only worried about you.
00:15:49All these years without a husband.
00:15:51Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:52You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:56And look what happened.
00:15:58She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:16:02I'm not alone.
00:16:03Mm-hmm.
00:16:04And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:16:09He's a manager.
00:16:11Manager of what?
00:16:14Trash.
00:16:14Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:16:20You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:16:22Actually, he's right here.
00:16:28Oh, wow.
00:16:30Wow.
00:16:31He is really good looking.
00:16:34Ah, must be AI.
00:16:36Mm-hmm.
00:16:37Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:16:40Fake.
00:16:41That's enough.
00:16:41She's our daughter and your niece.
00:16:44Show some respect.
00:16:46Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:16:52Well, guess what?
00:16:54William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:56Makes 500 grand a year.
00:17:00That's half a million.
00:17:02Half a million.
00:17:03Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:17:07And speak of the devil.
00:17:09Oh, Willie, you made it.
00:17:24There you are.
00:17:25Oh, look at you now.
00:17:28Living the dream.
00:17:30Oh, just think, Eva.
00:17:32Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:17:37So married, huh?
00:17:39Is it serious?
00:17:42That's what marriage is.
00:17:43It's pretty serious.
00:17:45Wow.
00:17:46You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:17:49Makes sense, though.
00:17:50You not being a hot-new thing anymore.
00:17:53Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:56Ugh, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:58Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:18:01That's right.
00:18:03Just bought this brand-new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:18:08Women love a man in red.
00:18:10Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:18:12When I sit on my lap.
00:18:14Don't touch me.
00:18:16Oh, so entitled.
00:18:18Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:18:22And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:18:26I mean, look at that car.
00:18:28Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:18:32Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:18:35Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:18:40I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:18:47My mom would never marry.
00:18:48She already has us, and he's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:51Is that so?
00:18:57Well, then, where is he?
00:18:59Because I don't see him.
00:19:01Does anyone see him?
00:19:04No.
00:19:05Just like I thought.
00:19:07Telling lies just like Mommy.
00:19:10That puts you on the naughty list.
00:19:13And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:19:18Hey.
00:19:19Mommy.
00:19:20Hi.
00:19:20Hey, are you okay?
00:19:21I see your hands.
00:19:22Oh, my God.
00:19:24I'm gonna take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:19:26Come on, then.
00:19:26Let's go.
00:19:29What the hell's the matter with you?
00:19:31How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:19:35Let me go.
00:19:36Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:19:41Let me go!
00:19:42Let me go!
00:19:50Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:20:00Max, you came.
00:20:05Don't worry, sweetie.
00:20:09Where's Piper?
00:20:11William Hitter?
00:20:12Mom, Deadhub, take her inside.
00:20:14Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:20:17Well, well, well.
00:20:19If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:20:22That's right.
00:20:24Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:20:28Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:20:31It's an honor to meet you.
00:20:32I'm Max.
00:20:33Eva told us all about you.
00:20:35From New York.
00:20:36Polite.
00:20:37Handsome.
00:20:38Just like she said.
00:20:40Wow.
00:20:41He was an AI.
00:20:43See?
00:20:43He's real.
00:20:45And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:20:48Son of a bitch!
00:20:49You just ruined my suit!
00:20:51And watch the way that you drive that...
00:20:52That pristine automobile.
00:20:55That car?
00:20:56Oh, my God.
00:20:58That's worth more than a house!
00:21:00That car?
00:21:01It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:07Are you?
00:21:08Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:21:15And that's all he needs to know.
00:21:17I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:21:20You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:21:21You stole it!
00:21:23That car belongs to the CEO of my company!
00:21:25Jesus!
00:21:26How did he get away with it?
00:21:27That's what I want to know.
00:21:29Enough!
00:21:30Please!
00:21:32I trust my daughter.
00:21:35She would never marry a criminal.
00:21:36Max, be honest with me.
00:21:40Where did that car come from?
00:21:42How much did you want for it?
00:21:44I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:21:48So, you need a breath, man.
00:21:53Hey, that's it!
00:21:54I'm calling the cops!
00:21:55Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:57Wait.
00:21:58What?
00:21:58What?
00:21:59Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:22:02Oh, well.
00:22:04Do you wait?
00:22:06Listen, hon.
00:22:11I believe you.
00:22:13But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:22:17Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:22:18It's my car.
00:22:19Okay?
00:22:20It's not stolen.
00:22:21Yeah?
00:22:22If it's yours, then prove it.
00:22:24Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:22:27Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:22:29Okay, I'll prove that it's mine.
00:22:31But then you have to get lost.
00:22:33And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:22:36Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:22:38Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:22:40Loser!
00:22:41Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:22:44Jesus, maybe he is a crime boss.
00:22:49It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:53Here.
00:22:54Title and proof of ownership.
00:23:03Mr. Harrison?
00:23:06Mr. Harrison?
00:23:11Mr. Harrison?
00:23:12Just play along.
00:23:15Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:23:16Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:23:21Yes, sir!
00:23:22I'm so sorry, sir!
00:23:24Please, accept my serious apologies!
00:23:26Oh, jeez!
00:23:26Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:23:40He fooled me.
00:23:41What can I say?
00:23:42Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:23:46Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:23:48Oh, come on, Eva.
00:23:49We were just looking out for you.
00:23:52Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:54You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:56Soon.
00:23:57Do you think that, uh, you could help him get us put in the door?
00:24:01A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:24:05We are family, aren't we?
00:24:07Family takes care of each other.
00:24:10If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:24:14Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:24:18Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:24:21Yeah, I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:24:24My daughter is just far too busy for your best life for my new son-in-law.
00:24:31Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:24:32Welcome to the family.
00:24:36Welcome.
00:24:37Come on in.
00:24:38Come on in.
00:24:38This is your fault, Pam.
00:24:44You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:24:47My fault.
00:24:48You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:51Hey, how do you have that car?
00:25:03And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:25:05And how do you...
00:25:06I told you, I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:25:09I have a friend in high places.
00:25:11A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:25:16Yes.
00:25:17It's the season of giving.
00:25:18He knows people.
00:25:20Has connections.
00:25:21He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:25:24You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:25:25Yeah, and you best not forget it, capisce?
00:25:27Oh my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:25:31Dad!
00:25:32Mom!
00:25:33Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:25:36Oh, honey.
00:25:37We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:25:43I think they get it, hon.
00:25:47Uh, how's Piper?
00:25:48Oh, she's fine.
00:25:50One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:53And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:58Great.
00:25:59See you in a bit.
00:26:00Shall we?
00:26:01What are you doing?
00:26:04Okay.
00:26:06Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:26:11Relax.
00:26:12It was just a hug.
00:26:15Ugh.
00:26:16We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:26:19You'll be okay.
00:26:20It's just one week.
00:26:22Kill me now.
00:26:23Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:26:30What are you doing?
00:26:32That's weird.
00:26:33They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago and...
00:26:36I don't know, something just falls off.
00:26:38That's ridiculous.
00:26:39I mean, what do you want him to do?
00:26:42Make him a promise to prove him?
00:26:44I don't like this.
00:26:46Later.
00:26:49Let's go.
00:26:54Here we go.
00:26:55Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:58Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:27:01To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:27:04Aw.
00:27:05Welcome.
00:27:06Cheers.
00:27:07Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:27:08Looks great.
00:27:09Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:27:11I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:27:16But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:27:20Mmm.
00:27:21Oh, no.
00:27:21Mom's testing him.
00:27:23She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:27:24You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:27:28Ow.
00:27:32Eva, sweetie.
00:27:34Kicking my foot.
00:27:35Oh, sorry, mom.
00:27:37Oh, jeez.
00:27:38Oh, jeez.
00:27:39It's okay.
00:27:41Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:27:42I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:4412 pumpkin pies.
00:27:59Did I hear this right?
00:28:00They're the best kind.
00:28:02Well, of course.
00:28:03It's pumpkin pie.
00:28:05See?
00:28:07Are you happy now?
00:28:08That's good, but something still falls off.
00:28:11Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:28:13We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:28:19But our marriage is real.
00:28:21I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:28:25Ah, now those are quality.
00:28:29Okay, well, then answer this.
00:28:32Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:35Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:39I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:28:41Well, um, it's...
00:28:44Silly face.
00:28:45Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:28:48Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:50Silly face.
00:28:53I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:55Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:57That's beautiful.
00:28:58Wowzers.
00:28:59That's nice.
00:29:01You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:29:04Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:29:07And I'm not just talking about William.
00:29:09I'll drink to that.
00:29:11I agree with you there.
00:29:13So come on, guys.
00:29:14Let's eat.
00:29:15Come on.
00:29:15And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:29:30I have another room set up for Piper.
00:29:33Nice and festive for you.
00:29:36No complications, right?
00:29:37Sorry, honey.
00:29:39Uh, mom, you know what?
00:29:40I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:29:42Oh, honey.
00:29:43Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:29:46Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:48The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:50Something about water conservation.
00:29:52That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:5415 minutes?
00:29:57Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:58Just shower together.
00:30:00Shower together?
00:30:04Just shower together.
00:30:05Okay, you guys.
00:30:06Have a good night, okay?
00:30:10You hurt her.
00:30:33Whoa!
00:30:35Why are you stripping?
00:30:37Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:30:40Come on, we're wasting time.
00:30:41You have 15 minutes.
00:30:42Nice try.
00:30:43I am not showering with you.
00:30:45All right, sleep yourself.
00:30:46All room for me in there.
00:30:48Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:51Come on, Max.
00:31:08Get out of the way.
00:31:09We agreed.
00:31:10Nothing physical.
00:31:11You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:31:13Relax.
00:31:14I won't touch you.
00:31:16Unless you say you want me to.
00:31:20But that'll cost extra.
00:31:21And your dreams.
00:31:32Free to join me.
00:31:34You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:57You wish.
00:31:58Why aren't you getting in?
00:32:00I pray you'll fall for me.
00:32:02It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:32:05Oh, yeah?
00:32:07True.
00:32:07Holy shit.
00:32:20This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:32:28I'll say.
00:32:29What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:32:32Still think you can lose this?
00:32:34Oh, baby.
00:32:36I don't think I want you.
00:32:43Max, I shouldn't.
00:32:44Or maybe we should.
00:32:49God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:52Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:55Oh, we're so sexy.
00:33:11Max, we cannot do this.
00:33:13What?
00:33:14I didn't mean to cross any...
00:33:16It's not you, Max.
00:33:17It's us.
00:33:18It's this.
00:33:18This is all an act.
00:33:19Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:33:22You're right.
00:33:23I'm sorry.
00:33:26I just don't need to be sorry.
00:33:27You just...
00:33:36That birthmark.
00:33:42What is that?
00:33:45It's him.
00:33:46The man from New Year's.
00:33:47Is he Piper's father?
00:33:49Why are you acting?
00:33:55Oh, my God.
00:33:57Max is Piper's father.
00:33:59Are you okay?
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:02I just...
00:34:02I just got lightheaded.
00:34:05I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:34:07Alone.
00:34:09Of course.
00:34:10Of course.
00:34:10Oh, my God.
00:34:16What do I do?
00:34:23The floor.
00:34:25You can take the bed.
00:34:27Thanks.
00:34:29Hey.
00:34:31Are you sure you're okay?
00:34:33Look, fake marriage aside,
00:34:35I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:34:37So, if there's something you need,
00:34:38I can help.
00:34:40I want to help.
00:34:42He's Piper's father.
00:34:43He has a right to know.
00:34:46Um, Max.
00:34:50Found out you had a kid.
00:34:55A child?
00:34:57No, no, no.
00:34:57That's...
00:34:58That's impossible.
00:34:59I'm very careful.
00:35:02Mostly.
00:35:02I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:35:07Family, to me, is a big commitment.
00:35:09And I don't want any loose ends.
00:35:12You know?
00:35:13Right.
00:35:14He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:35:17I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:35:19Why do you ask?
00:35:21No reason.
00:35:22Just...
00:35:23Just curious.
00:35:24No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:35:28What?
00:35:30No.
00:35:30Well, then, can I ask you a question?
00:35:34Shoot.
00:35:39Where did you get these?
00:35:41And how did you know my exact size?
00:35:44I did not get those.
00:35:46I don't know where those came from.
00:35:47Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:52No.
00:35:53Come here.
00:35:54Come here.
00:35:56Woo!
00:36:00Elon.
00:36:08The truth is...
00:36:10Is that I...
00:36:13Go, go, go, go, go.
00:36:15Just a second.
00:36:17Come in!
00:36:18Hey, hon.
00:36:19Oh!
00:36:20Oh, sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:36:26Think you could take this one, Dad? We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:36:30I can see that.
00:36:32Well, why don't I read it to her? I mean, if you don't mind.
00:36:36Well, attaboy. You know what? Just put a shirt on. I'm going to go get her.
00:36:41Piper! Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:43He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down of a thistle.
00:36:53But I heard him exclaim as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
00:37:04If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:37:08Good night, Piper.
00:37:13Is her dad still around?
00:37:15Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you're her dad.
00:37:19Uh, no.
00:37:21That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:37:29Do you really think so?
00:37:31From the bottom of my heart.
00:37:33Maybe I should tell him. He deserves to know.
00:37:36Max.
00:37:46You're Piper's father.
00:37:55I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:56I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:38:06Where's Piper?
00:38:23She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:25God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:43Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:54Not on my watch.
00:38:59Yeah, this.
00:39:01I remember this.
00:39:02Good morning, you two lovebugs.
00:39:14How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:39:17Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:39:19It was, uh, it was great.
00:39:20Wonderful.
00:39:21Well, it's about to get even better.
00:39:25Oh, no.
00:39:27What is that?
00:39:28Sardines and saltines.
00:39:29It's a Smith family classic.
00:39:31It was my gram-gram's favorite during wartime.
00:39:34Don't be shy.
00:39:35Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:39:38Max, you don't have to.
00:39:39No, no.
00:39:40It's okay.
00:39:41It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:53Yeah.
00:40:01Good?
00:40:02Good?
00:40:03Mmm.
00:40:04Good?
00:40:05Scrunches.
00:40:06Well, you two better get dressed.
00:40:09You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:40:12Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:40:15That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:40:19What's the deal with them?
00:40:20Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:40:23Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:40:27Hey, don't worry.
00:40:29I'll protect you and Piper.
00:40:33Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:40:37Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:40Wait, that earring.
00:40:53Wait, that earring.
00:40:56You like it?
00:40:57I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:41:05Yeah, I was able to find a new pair.
00:41:10You can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:41:19So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:41:23But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:41:26What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:41:30An aging single mom.
00:41:32Slim pickings.
00:41:33I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:36That explains it.
00:41:37She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:41Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:42Look, Ava is your niece.
00:41:44Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:46Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:49Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:51Exactly.
00:41:52Not like my Sierra.
00:41:54Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:59Oh, they're here.
00:42:01Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:02Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:09Merry Christmas.
00:42:11You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:42:13I am.
00:42:14I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:42:16Pleasure to meet you.
00:42:17Welcome.
00:42:17You're Ava's husband.
00:42:19But you're gorgeous.
00:42:23But not as handsome as you.
00:42:26Look at you two.
00:42:27You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:42:29Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:42:30Merry Christmas.
00:42:32This is from Max and I.
00:42:34Oh, my goodness.
00:42:35Thank you, Eva.
00:42:36Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:39Oops.
00:42:39Oh, my bad.
00:42:40Oh, a homemade gift.
00:42:43How thrifty.
00:42:45Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:47Mommy's right.
00:42:48You mean, old hack?
00:42:50You little.
00:42:52You will not lay a hand on my daughter, or you will lose yours.
00:42:57Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:43:00Look what you just did to my mother.
00:43:02My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:43:05He could ruin your life.
00:43:07Mommy, are you okay?
00:43:20I'm fine.
00:43:21I'm just wet, honey.
00:43:22Yeah.
00:43:23It's okay.
00:43:23It's okay.
00:43:26What are you?
00:43:29Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:43:32Did you just slap me?
00:43:34Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:35You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:37You know what, Sierra?
00:43:38I can take your...
00:44:07For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:44:30I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:44:34I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:44:37Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:39All right, that's enough.
00:44:40Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:43Is this a joke?
00:45:04Can you please pass me some food?
00:45:07Hold it.
00:45:08Who said you could eat anything else?
00:45:10My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:13King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:45:23Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:45:28And you don't get a single bite.
00:45:30It's just petty.
00:45:32Maybe so.
00:45:33But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:45:36Fine.
00:45:38Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:45:40Come on, let's go.
00:45:41No, no.
00:45:43Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:46Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:49I know, dear.
00:45:50I just want to have our family together.
00:45:52Fine.
00:45:53We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:56Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:57What was that?
00:46:01I just want to have our family together.
00:46:04Fine.
00:46:05We'll stay.
00:46:07Can I have a little napole?
00:46:09It's okay, sweetie.
00:46:10We'll get something right after.
00:46:12Like drive-thru?
00:46:14I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:46:17That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:46:21No strays.
00:46:23Ow.
00:46:23Please, are you okay?
00:46:25Yes, please.
00:46:26You hit my child.
00:46:28You're fucking crazy.
00:46:29Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:46:36Don't worry, baby.
00:46:38I'll handle it.
00:46:40Don't worry, baby.
00:46:42I'll handle it.
00:46:46Piper.
00:46:47Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:53Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:55Give me two minutes.
00:46:56One phone call.
00:46:57As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:47:00Actually, I do.
00:47:02He's such a liar.
00:47:04This ought to be hilarious.
00:47:05Oh, it will be.
00:47:09Sam.
00:47:10Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:14I'm already on my way.
00:47:16Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:21I'm already on my way.
00:47:24You hear this guy?
00:47:26He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:47:28From Antarctica.
00:47:29Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:47:33His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:47:36Max, what are you doing?
00:47:38Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:47:39Santa's already on his way.
00:47:40Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:48A helicopter?
00:47:52A helicopter?
00:47:58There's no way.
00:48:00How did you pull this off?
00:48:06Sam is like family.
00:48:07I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:48:08Thanks, boss.
00:48:11Boss?
00:48:12Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:48:14Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:48:16Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:48:20I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:48:23You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:48:27Mm-hmm.
00:48:30Come on.
00:48:32You can stop kidding around.
00:48:34If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:48:38No, I actually am the CEO.
00:48:40Come on, you can stop the charade.
00:48:42Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:44Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:46Okay, Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab, as you requested.
00:49:01How is this possible?
00:49:03This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:49:09Who are you?
00:49:11I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:49:14That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:49:16Wait, no.
00:49:17Hold on.
00:49:19You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:49:24You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:49:27Some of the small ones.
00:49:29I mean, you know that.
00:49:31You work for me.
00:49:32Oh, God.
00:49:33I insulted my own boss.
00:49:36I'm finished.
00:49:36Oh, God.
00:49:42I insulted my own boss.
00:49:44I'm finished.
00:49:45Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:47Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:50Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:51For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:54And with that, your career.
00:49:57You're fired.
00:49:58Fired?
00:49:59Sam?
00:50:04Fired?
00:50:05God.
00:50:05I can't be fired.
00:50:08What?
00:50:09Mr. Harrison, please.
00:50:11You can have as much crab as you want.
00:50:13Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:50:14I'll do anything.
00:50:16Guys, take out the trash.
00:50:17And you.
00:50:24Oh, me?
00:50:26Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:50:28That was a Christmas joke.
00:50:30A family tradition.
00:50:31Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:50:34Sam?
00:50:39Will you do me the honors?
00:50:42Glassy.
00:50:46Merry Christmas, Aunt Ryan.
00:50:47Father, do something.
00:50:53Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:55I'm leaving.
00:50:56Mmm, pumpkin, my favorite.
00:51:03Come on, sweetie.
00:51:05Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.
00:51:07Eat as much as you want.
00:51:09Thanks, Daddy.
00:51:13I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:51:15I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:51:17Honestly?
00:51:19This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:51:21Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:51:23Just like this.
00:51:25Does he really mean that?
00:51:27Or is he just playing the part?
00:51:29I can't tell.
00:51:30And that terrifies me.
00:51:31Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:51:38I brought you a gift.
00:51:39Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:41Oh.
00:51:42Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:50Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:53Tell me everything.
00:51:54Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:52:00Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:52:02A high school dropout?
00:52:06In the Harrison family?
00:52:08What a chance.
00:52:12She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:52:16Maximus seems to like her.
00:52:17Silence.
00:52:18Get me the address where she works.
00:52:20It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:52:22That's nice.
00:52:24We own that one.
00:52:25Good work.
00:52:26But take off that stupid hat.
00:52:38Thanks.
00:52:39So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:45Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:47And how about you?
00:52:52Me?
00:52:53Yeah.
00:52:55Are you happy with your new husband?
00:53:01Eva.
00:53:11That birthmark.
00:53:13Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:53:19Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:53:21So much we're not telling each other.
00:53:23Uh.
00:53:25No feelings, no complications.
00:53:27That's what we agreed upon.
00:53:28Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:53:31Max.
00:53:32Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:53:35It's cold.
00:53:37Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:53:40Max.
00:53:40I need to tell you something.
00:53:44I need to tell you something.
00:53:46Something important.
00:53:47What's gotten into her?
00:53:50Is she hiding something?
00:53:51Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:53I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:56I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:58Piper is...
00:54:00Piper is...
00:54:03Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:54:06Sweetie.
00:54:07Oh my gosh.
00:54:08It's all swollen.
00:54:09Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:54:11Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:54:13Mommy's gonna go get a first date kit, okay?
00:54:17Come on, Piper.
00:54:21Okay, let me see.
00:54:25I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:54:29But that's not true.
00:54:31You were leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:34Uh...
00:54:35Daddy!
00:54:36No!
00:54:38What?
00:54:44Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:54:49Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:52Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:54Really?
00:54:54Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:59You think it was Skar?
00:55:03Hmm.
00:55:05I wouldn't worry about it.
00:55:07Skars make you look like a badass.
00:55:09I have one, too.
00:55:10Dad.
00:55:12I got that when I was about your age.
00:55:14Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:55:17Really?
00:55:18No way.
00:55:19No.
00:55:20It was actually a cactus.
00:55:22But it's still cool.
00:55:24I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:55:29Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:32My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:55:40And how old are you?
00:55:41Six.
00:55:43Six?
00:55:43That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:46Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:48Ivor, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:50What do I even say?
00:55:54And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:56Sorry, honey.
00:55:57This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed till now.
00:56:01Um, yeah.
00:56:05Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:56:07Eva.
00:56:07Okay, look.
00:56:15Piper is...
00:56:19Go on.
00:56:28That must be an emergency.
00:56:31Excuse me.
00:56:32Sorry.
00:56:33I'll take this.
00:56:33Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:42Yeah.
00:56:44Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:47I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:51Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:54I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:57She's a high school dropout.
00:56:59Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:57:01And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:57:04I'm Eva's husband.
00:57:05Max.
00:57:06That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:57:14I'm sorry, Max.
00:57:16You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:57:18Your mother would take her away.
00:57:19After Christmas, it's over.
00:57:23Eva?
00:57:25Maximus?
00:57:26Are you even listening to me?
00:57:28No, Mom, Mom.
00:57:29Listen, I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:30Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:57:33I'm not leaving her.
00:57:36Eva?
00:57:42Oh, thank you.
00:57:46Oh, thank you.
00:57:47This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:53Oh, wow.
00:57:55That's so cool.
00:57:56What did you make?
00:57:56Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:58:01Oh, thank you so much.
00:58:03Thanks, guys.
00:58:04I'm glad you're here.
00:58:07Got it.
00:58:07Oh.
00:58:08Wow.
00:58:09Damn, these are nice.
00:58:11Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:58:18Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:58:21It's in the other room by the train set.
00:58:23Here, I'll go with you.
00:58:24Remember?
00:58:24The song that we sang.
00:58:25Ready?
00:58:26Ready?
00:58:26Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:58:28What do we got, guys?
00:58:29Billy.
00:58:29Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve.
00:58:36You never told me.
00:58:39Have we met before?
00:58:44Have we met before?
00:58:45She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:52I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:55Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:59:06I don't know what you're talking about.
00:59:07Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:59:08They're very common.
00:59:10I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:59:13No matter how I feel about him.
00:59:15Maybe.
00:59:20Are you okay?
00:59:23Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:26No.
00:59:28I'm fine.
00:59:30Um.
00:59:31Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:35I got you this.
00:59:37You got me a gift, too?
00:59:38Tis the season.
00:59:40Open it.
00:59:45Gloves.
00:59:55Did you make these?
00:59:57Yeah.
00:59:58I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
01:00:02You've already done so much for me.
01:00:03I just wanted to do a little something for you.
01:00:08How did I feel?
01:00:09Warm, right?
01:00:11Yeah.
01:00:12Warm.
01:00:14Soft.
01:00:15Perfect.
01:00:18Thank you, Eva.
01:00:24I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:28Really?
01:00:30Yeah, my mom.
01:00:31She partied all the time.
01:00:32And I got gifts.
01:00:34Plenty of them, but I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:40Nothing personal.
01:00:42Well, you deserve it.
01:00:44You're a good guy.
01:00:45And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:54What if that day's today?
01:00:59What if I already found someone special?
01:01:03Right here.
01:01:04Max, we can't.
01:01:29If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:38Come on.
01:01:47No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:54Yeah.
01:01:59I want you.
01:02:05I want you.
01:02:14Oh, God.
01:02:14You are driving.
01:02:15You're fucking insane.
01:02:17Yeah.
01:02:18I want you.
01:02:18I want you.
01:02:20Hunter!
01:02:29Piper?
01:02:32She can't see us.
01:02:50Eva?
01:02:54Grandma, I'm up here.
01:02:56I'm up here.
01:02:59That was way too close.
01:03:10Yeah.
01:03:11We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:17Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:21Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:25You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:27Let me give it to you.
01:03:40Let me give it to you.
01:03:47Let me give it to you.
01:03:52Who is calling me this morning?
01:04:16Hello?
01:04:17Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:19I'm Max's mother.
01:04:20Name your price.
01:04:21What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:24What?
01:04:25We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:29Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:33My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:37Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:41So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:46Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:55You okay?
01:04:59Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:05:01So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:05:07What are you talking about?
01:05:09It's over.
01:05:10It's not that hard to understand.
01:05:15Eva, wait!
01:05:19So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:20Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:05:29So this is just a goodbye?
01:05:32Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:35Look, last night I let my guard down, but I'm a mother and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:41And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:45Just tell me what you need.
01:05:47I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:51Just say the word.
01:05:53You don't get it.
01:05:55You don't get it.
01:05:56You don't get it.
01:05:57You don't get it.
01:06:01I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:19I won't give up on us.
01:06:26Are we here?
01:06:37Yes.
01:06:39As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:45Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:47We're home.
01:06:52How can she just walk away?
01:06:56Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:07:03It's part of the agreement, too.
01:07:05Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:07:09You promised.
01:07:10Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:07:12Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:16Alright, fine.
01:07:17When?
01:07:19Two days.
01:07:21I'll come pick you up.
01:07:22No need.
01:07:23Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:07:31I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:07:36So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:38Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:40If there's one thing you should know about your daddy,
01:07:42I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:441, 2, 3, 4, 5, 5, 7, 8, 9, 9, 9, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10, 10.
01:07:55Eva's meeting my mother today, time to finally tell her the truth.
01:08:08Boss?
01:08:09Boss?
01:08:10Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:16I need to go win back my family.
01:08:19Family?
01:08:20Boss, you okay?
01:08:22Never better.
01:08:25Go get her, Max.
01:08:29Give it your best smile.
01:08:31Ah, there he is.
01:08:34Maximus, darling.
01:08:36I have some prospects for you.
01:08:38Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:43Oh.
01:08:45I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:08:50Maximus, stop this.
01:08:56That Eva woman is scamming you, son.
01:08:59Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:09:03You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:09:06No, I'm not.
01:09:08Oh?
01:09:09I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:15I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:18What?
01:09:20Oh, that's her.
01:09:34The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:37Hi.
01:09:38Welcome in.
01:09:39Can I help you find something?
01:09:41I want to try those.
01:09:44Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:48Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:53No, no, no.
01:09:55I know what I want.
01:09:58Size seven.
01:10:00Oh, Biddy can't even walk but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:10:05Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:10:12Ignore her.
01:10:13She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:15Here, let me help you.
01:10:17Come on.
01:10:21She seems kind.
01:10:24I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:30She's just doing her job.
01:10:33How do they feel?
01:10:34Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:38I think I need a size up.
01:10:40Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:45Right away.
01:10:46I'll be right back.
01:10:48She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:50Was I wrong about her?
01:10:54Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:11:10Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:12She can't walk.
01:11:13That's just pure evil.
01:11:19Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:22She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:24Who cares?
01:11:25It's the last pair.
01:11:26I get paid commission.
01:11:28Get paid commission.
01:11:34I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:37See?
01:11:39This is your whole problem.
01:11:42This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:44I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:48I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:50She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:53People who insult her all day?
01:11:56I'm your manager.
01:12:02Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:12:11Did I stutter?
01:12:16You don't have to fire me.
01:12:18I quit.
01:12:20I quit.
01:12:26I don't work here anymore.
01:12:28Listen.
01:12:29Don't buy the shoes.
01:12:31They're broken.
01:12:32Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:34You're a good person after all.
01:12:38Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:40I'm sorry?
01:12:42Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:45Get out!
01:12:50You're not disabled?
01:12:53Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:57Absolutely shameful.
01:13:00Who are you?
01:13:02I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group
01:13:06and the owner of this store.
01:13:08You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:13:09Mother of the CEO?
01:13:12I am.
01:13:14And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:17What did I do?
01:13:21You are a good person.
01:13:23From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:30Are you serious?
01:13:32That's right.
01:13:34Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:35You are professional.
01:13:38Responsible.
01:13:40Far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:45You.
01:13:47Out.
01:13:48I'll leave.
01:13:52I'm leaving.
01:13:54I...
01:13:56I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:58No.
01:13:59Don't worry.
01:14:01You're getting a promotion.
01:14:03You deserve it, my dear.
01:14:08First assignment.
01:14:10I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:14Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:18Hmm?
01:14:19Okay.
01:14:20Yeah.
01:14:22Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:26I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:28She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:33Of course she lives like this.
01:14:35Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:37I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:39Max?
01:14:41Eva?
01:14:42What are you doing here?
01:14:44I, uh...
01:14:46There you are, Eva!
01:14:48Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:14:52My new daughter-in-law.
01:14:54What are you talking...
01:14:56What are you talking...
01:14:58That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:01Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:03Stop!
01:15:05And you.
01:15:07You lied to me at the store.
01:15:08You lied to me at the store.
01:15:11Yes.
01:15:12You did me at the store.
01:15:14You lied to me at the store.
01:15:16You really did me.
01:15:18I was telling you.
01:15:20I was telling you, but...
01:15:22You lied to me at the store.
01:15:23You lied to me at the store.
01:15:25You were both just testing me?
01:15:28Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:30I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:31I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:35But I was wrong.
01:15:36Eva, please.
01:15:37I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:39Not every working class girl is after your money.
01:15:43How could you think that of me?
01:15:44It's not like that, dear.
01:15:47Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:49Mom, what did you do?
01:15:51I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:54We're not together.
01:15:56And I can't love something that was never real.
01:16:02I made a horrible mistake.
01:16:05What are you waiting for, son?
01:16:07Go after her.
01:16:11Eva.
01:16:12Let me go.
01:16:13I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:15We come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:17Stop pretending like you care.
01:16:18I'm not pretending.
01:16:19Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:21And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:29Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:33Max, you came.
01:16:35God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:39I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:43Just say the word.
01:16:47See?
01:16:50Stop fighting.
01:16:53We belong together.
01:16:55You're wrong.
01:16:57Wrong about what?
01:16:59That you care?
01:17:01Or we belong together?
01:17:02Look, I already told you.
01:17:04We're from two completely different worlds.
01:17:06Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:10Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:15Eva.
01:17:19Eva!
01:17:21I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:23Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:25Ow!
01:17:33Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:35Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:37Come here.
01:17:46No, you're not fine.
01:17:47You're sad.
01:17:50I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:51I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:58I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:18:03Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:06Love bug.
01:18:08You're right.
01:18:10What am I doing?
01:18:11Running like a coward?
01:18:14I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:17Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:19I believe in you.
01:18:21What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:18:24I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:29Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:31Piper is his daughter.
01:18:38Enough sulking.
01:18:40Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:43Don't you think I want to?
01:18:46She doesn't want me.
01:18:47I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:49Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:51You can't abandon her.
01:18:52Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:54I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:57And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:19:01What are you talking about?
01:19:03I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:07Piper is your daughter.
01:19:09What?
01:19:10See for yourself.
01:19:11I was right.
01:19:18Seven years ago.
01:19:20New Year's, that woman was Eva.
01:19:32Eva!
01:19:33I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:50You came back.
01:19:54I, uh...
01:19:55Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:20:04I, uh...
01:20:06I was scared.
01:20:08But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:11Because what we have is real,
01:20:12and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:15Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:18I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:20Piper is your daughter.
01:20:25You knew.
01:20:26My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:28Mama!
01:20:32Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago,
01:20:35but you've known this whole time?
01:20:36I was scared.
01:20:38Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:40I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:43How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:45I don't know.
01:20:50I love you, Eva.
01:21:00I love you, too.
01:21:02I promise.
01:21:03For the rest of my life,
01:21:04I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:07As long as we're together,
01:21:09it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:10Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:23For real this time?
01:21:24Yes.
01:21:26Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:21:32Yes.
01:21:32Yes.
01:21:32Hi.
01:21:33Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas,
01:21:43and the Christmas after that,
01:21:44and forever.
01:21:47I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:54Who's that?
01:21:57Eva!
01:21:57Take me back!
01:22:02I'm sorry!
01:22:03I'm struck you, you're tired!
01:22:07Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:10Again.
01:22:13No?
01:22:14Not funny?
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