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The Great Pottery Throw Down - Season 8 Episode 100 -
(special) The Festive Pottery Throw Down 2025
(special) The Festive Pottery Throw Down 2025
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00:00The rival, the stockings are up, the carriage is laid out for Rudolph and of course a mince pie for the big man himself.
00:07All that's left to do is decorate the tree.
00:09Oh, hi guys, you're here.
00:11Oh, I think we're going to need a bit more help.
00:14Hi.
00:15Our celebrity potters.
00:17You're all ready. Okay, let's get on with it.
00:20Oh.
00:21That one's going to look beautiful just there.
00:23Oh, they're putting it there.
00:25That looks lovely.
00:26Yeah, that'll be nice.
00:28It's looking good.
00:43All right then, we're ready.
00:46Welcome to the festive pottery throwdown.
00:58Making time, shooting the line.
01:13People have their use of, people have their use of.
01:19Right, here we go. Origami.
01:32I haven't got it wrong again, have I?
01:33The festive pottery throwdown is back.
01:35This will be like the footballer walking into Wembley.
01:38And getting competitive in clay...
01:40This is the Wembley of pottery.
01:42...is host of Countdown, TV and radio presenter Colin Murray.
01:46To not try and win this is disrespectful to the show,
01:51disrespectful to the judges, disrespectful to Christmas.
01:55So I'll be giving it everything.
01:56This is where it gets real.
01:58Bye.
02:00Dude in here.
02:01Author and broadcaster Amber Gill.
02:03I'm a very competitive being. I want to win everything that I do.
02:07I might pull it out the bag. When I get in there,
02:08I might get in the zone and pull it out the bag.
02:10That's what I'm hoping for.
02:11Don't start, Tim. That's disqualification.
02:13We know you're... We're up with... Do it up.
02:16Comedian and actor Tim Vine.
02:19Someone's got to win, I suppose.
02:21But we're not here to win, we're here to make art.
02:24Come on. Nobody believes that.
02:27And twinkle-toed actress Sarah Hadland.
02:30For me, pottery starts from the feet up.
02:33And this is what I'm bringing.
02:36A bit of glitz.
02:37Keith hasn't seen these yet, but I think he will like what he sees.
02:40Like, that might be de rigueur. You have to wear those.
02:43Tim, how would you feel about wearing those?
02:45I wouldn't mind. Well, no, I couldn't... With my back?
02:48Why don't you give your love?
02:53Oh, here we go.
02:56Hello.
02:58Hello.
02:58Well done.
03:05Well done.
03:07Welcome, Potters, for your main make challenge.
03:12The judges would like you to hand-build Santa's North Pole.
03:16Now, this could be a nice, cosy cabin or a pimped-up sleigh
03:21or whatever you think Santa's North Pole is.
03:24Now, your North Pole scene must consist of three model figures,
03:30at least one slab-built building and two other large items.
03:34Judges, any advice for our newbie Potters?
03:37Now, this is a hand-building challenge,
03:39so you should slab-build your main building,
03:42but you can use any other hand-building technique for your other pieces.
03:46But make sure you choose the right one suited to your design
03:50and, more importantly, your abilities.
03:52Oh.
03:53Rich?
03:54One of your model figures must be Santa,
03:57but the other two can be human or animal form.
04:00But all of your pieces should complement each other
04:03to create a cohesive, eye-catching festive set.
04:06OK, then, Potters, you have been given six hours
04:11to make and refine Santa's North Pole,
04:14and your time starts now!
04:17Potters, get potting!
04:19First things first, clay.
04:22Each Potter has been gifted 12 1⁄2 kilos of clay.
04:26I've never seen anyone on the programme just do this.
04:29It's really satisfying.
04:30And, in the spirit of Christmas...
04:33Oh, my God, I've got so much to do.
04:34All have received a few hours of basic pottery training.
04:38Well, Colin, what's going on there?
04:40I'm having a nightmare start.
04:41I need to learn how to calm down.
04:43For their festive builds to work,
04:45the Potters must use a rolling machine or guide sticks
04:48to create clay slabs, even in thickness and size.
04:52A potter who sings...
04:54Ow! Flip!
04:55Oh, just stuck your finger under the flat knot.
04:58Before using templates and formers
05:01to cut and shape a kit of parts.
05:03Oh, Tim, what am I doing?
05:07Woo!
05:08Cutting clay with a knife, that's what I call it.
05:11Normally, when I talk about pottery, people glaze over.
05:17We're going to the North Pole, Rich.
05:18We are, Keith.
05:19We've got four incredibly talented people up in the pottery.
05:23Now, whether they're talented for clay is another matter.
05:26At the very, very outset, they've got to have a plan.
05:29They've got to have a design plan.
05:30Yeah. I mean, their building is slab built,
05:33so it's not just about rolling a flat slab,
05:35keeping it plain and constructing a box.
05:37It's all about kind of injecting life into the surfaces.
05:40Yeah, and look, you don't have to be incredibly proficient at pottery
05:43to be able to get some really decent mark-making in there.
05:47I mean, this is a simple idea,
05:49just to cover the roof with something that looks like snow.
05:52So, that's fairly easy to do.
05:53Completely.
05:54And it would be great to see in their three modelled figures,
05:57real character, real expression.
06:00And that can be by adding pieces on or decorating.
06:02That's right, but there's lots of risk here.
06:04How are they going to secure arms, legs, wings?
06:07If they're going to produce a Rudolph,
06:09how are they going to secure those antlers on there?
06:12Completely.
06:12So, they need to make sure that those adornments
06:14are being put on at the right stage,
06:16when everything is good and wet,
06:17and you can get a good, solid join.
06:19And then they need to handle the items really carefully.
06:22The tiniest little movement, and they're off.
06:24I just want something that feels joyful.
06:27Yeah.
06:27Feels like Christmas in a set.
06:29Yeah, Merry Christmas, Rich.
06:30Merry Christmas to you too, Keith.
06:34Hi, lovey.
06:35Hi.
06:35Hi, guys.
06:36Ooh, I feel scared.
06:38So, look, tell us about your North Pole design.
06:41It's all based around a gingerbread house.
06:43Right.
06:43I had this mug when I was younger
06:44that had, like, gingerbread house on,
06:47like, candy canes.
06:48And when that came out,
06:49I knew I was getting a sick hot chocolate
06:51with, like, whipped cream marshmallows.
06:53Nice one.
06:53And then it was Christmas.
06:54So, that's what I'm doing right now.
06:56Amber's sweet retreat for Santa
06:58would be reached by Polar Express
07:00and shared with a gingerbread friend,
07:03snowman, and faithful animal companions.
07:06What else are you doing?
07:08I'm undecided on one.
07:10Okay.
07:10Okay.
07:11Between a reindeer or my dog.
07:13See how it turns out.
07:14Yeah, if they go up like this, it's an antler.
07:16If it goes down like this, it's a Cocker Spaniel's EF.
07:18So, we'll see.
07:19We'll see when I get there.
07:20Yeah, it's a lot to think about.
07:22Well, look, good luck with it all.
07:24See you later on.
07:24Thank you very much.
07:28Does that look like tiles on a roof?
07:30Now that their slabs are cut to size
07:32and the clay is still soft and malleable...
07:35I'm going to make a feature of the heart.
07:36...the potters can use tools to add texture
07:39and details to the surface of their slabs.
07:42Do you know what might be quite cute?
07:43It's a little circular window.
07:46Well, that's where the chimney's going to go.
07:48It's not about what you leave in,
07:49it's what you take out.
07:51This is the roof, is it?
07:52That's the roof.
07:52That's gorgeous, thanks.
07:54This is the front of my house.
07:56I'm going to place, like, a 3D Christmas tree on the top
07:58just to give it a little bit of...
08:00Pizazz.
08:01Yeah.
08:01And are you going to scratch and sniff that on now
08:04or are you going to assemble it later on?
08:07Yeah.
08:08Yeah.
08:09I think we're done here.
08:10Yeah.
08:12Everything's sort of labelled with the countdown letters.
08:15On the house it'll say North Pole
08:17and inside the house it'll say Home.
08:21Hi, lovey.
08:22Hey.
08:22Hi, Colin.
08:23How are you?
08:24Hello, how are we doing?
08:25Good.
08:25My piece is called Home is Where the Heart Is
08:27and it's all based about Santa getting back
08:29to the things that he loves
08:31because he's shattered.
08:32Yeah.
08:33So when he comes home,
08:34he wants his wife and he wants his dog.
08:37Colin's North Pole scene is all about creature comforts.
08:41Santa's house will have a detachable roof
08:43revealing a snug bed for Santa and Mrs Claus
08:46while outside there's a hot tub for Rudolph to blow off steam.
08:51What are you most worried about?
08:53Rudolph's hot tub.
08:54I'm about 10 minutes behind.
08:56That's quite detailed.
08:57Yeah.
08:57So you've really marked out...
08:59Yeah.
08:59..your time management, have you?
09:00Yeah.
09:01They were generous with my GCSE art.
09:03They gave me a U.
09:05But what I'm good at is maths.
09:07Like, everything has to be scheduled for me
09:09or I get panicked.
09:10Hopefully you'll calm down a bit.
09:12Yes.
09:12And you'll let the clay process do its thing.
09:15Best of luck with it, Colin.
09:16Thank you so much.
09:17That's Rudolph relaxing.
09:19He's going to have a few drinks.
09:20His mates are coming round later.
09:22Colin isn't the only potter aiming to take the stress out of Christmas.
09:26Hot tubs are so...
09:28So passe.
09:30Santa's not going to be going in a hot tub.
09:32He's going to have a little ice bar
09:33and then he's going to have a little chocolate fountain.
09:37Post-Christmas pampering is the order of the day at Sarah's spa,
09:41where Santa can soothe his aching muscles
09:43before joining his friends, Grandpa Robin and Penguin,
09:46for some festive fun.
09:48This illustration wasn't done by myself.
09:50Right.
09:51This is done by my child.
09:52This is our cat, Percy.
09:53So it's going to be Santa paws.
09:56Do you see?
09:56Oh, nice.
09:56I see what you've done there.
09:59Also, what I'm doing is a fisherman's cottage,
10:01which is where I spend my family Christmases on the Kent coast.
10:04And what I'm trying to do is lots of spares.
10:07Oh, OK.
10:07That's always a good plan.
10:08Thinking ahead.
10:08Because you can let all this now dry off leather hard
10:11and then put it all together not too wet.
10:15Yeah.
10:16Good luck.
10:16Thank you very much.
10:19Potters, the drying room is...
10:22Oh.
10:24Open!
10:26I presume the drying room does well it says I'm a tin, does it?
10:29In we go.
10:31Before the celebrity potters can start to construct
10:34their North Pole buildings...
10:35Two pepperoni for Siobhan.
10:38She knows my order.
10:40They must ensure each piece is dry and firm enough
10:43to support its own weight.
10:44Sarah's made more slabs than the entire eight series of the pottery thrown down.
10:49While most of the potters are creating their structures entirely from slabs,
10:54Tim is treading a different path.
10:56I have to build a little staircase using the Tim Vine gouging method.
11:01I know what you're thinking.
11:03This isn't going to work.
11:04I think it might.
11:08What are you doing?
11:10It looks like you're stuffing a turkey.
11:11I'll show you what I'm doing here.
11:14Look, I'm building Santa's Snowshaw Club.
11:18I beg your pardon?
11:19Snowshaw Club.
11:19It just rhymes with social.
11:21Nice.
11:21The way in is you go up the stairs on the side of the building
11:23and down the chimney on the top.
11:24Right.
11:25So there needs to be stairs on the side.
11:27So long as Santa doesn't get stuck in the chimney,
11:30Tim's North Pole Snowshaw Club will offer darts,
11:34carol okey and sprout golf to take his mind off his Christmas duties.
11:38Christmas to me is all about fun and family.
11:42So there's me as Santa Claus hitting sprouts to my dad.
11:46And then the reindeer is my mum sat in the armchair doing carol okey.
11:50Right.
11:50And is your mother called carol?
11:52She's not.
11:52She's called Diana, but she does like to sing.
11:55You have given yourself an awful lot to do,
11:57so we will leave you.
11:58A lot of awful to do.
11:59Yeah, good luck, mate.
12:02Right.
12:02Now then, where was I?
12:04Who were those guys?
12:07Potters!
12:08You're halfway through!
12:11Time really does go whizzing by when you don't know what the hell you're doing.
12:14The judges are expecting to see at least three modelled figures.
12:18Don't think about it, just do it.
12:20Here we go.
12:21One of which needs to be the main man himself.
12:24This is Santa.
12:25This is him.
12:27It's supposed to be a leg.
12:29And the Potters must use their artistic skills to bring him to life.
12:33This is going to be my Santa Claus.
12:35I don't know why, but it looks more like a bird.
12:38The smile is the moment the character comes alive,
12:42and it's done with a simple spoon.
12:46Oh, that's nice.
12:48That's nice.
12:49Come on, just give us a little grin.
12:52Oh, now he looks a bit more like a cat.
12:54Little Percy boy.
12:56He would be perfect for Santa.
12:58My Santa is terrible, but you know what?
13:00When you paint him red, he's Santa.
13:03This is Santa's beard.
13:04I thought it would be nice to have a cute little texture up of the beard,
13:07you know, rather than just, like, painting it.
13:09I didn't think about that.
13:10I think he looks great.
13:12Are you going to win?
13:13Uh, no, because funny enough, I'm not the most competitive person here.
13:19Gotcha.
13:20Yeah, yeah.
13:22You don't care if you win.
13:24No.
13:24You're going to win?
13:24I mean, all right, I'd rather win than lose.
13:27This is not called the Great Pottery Friendly, is it?
13:34Potters, that's two hours left.
13:37Aye, aye, aye.
13:37Get out of my way.
13:38Where's my leather hearts?
13:41Definitely, like, feels like it's going to stand up, though.
13:44Now that their slab pieces have reached the sturdy leather heart stage...
13:47I'm trying to see if my house is going to connect together.
13:51..the celebrity potters can start to assemble their main buildings.
13:55It's OK.
13:55I mean, it's about right.
13:57Where's the back of this thing?
14:02Sides, base.
14:04I never wrote back on here.
14:07Were you missing a piece, buddy?
14:09Yeah, I forgot to make a back,
14:10despite the fact that I did have a cutout for the back here.
14:13No.
14:15Um, I'm just going to go over here a moment.
14:17Hang on.
14:19Yeah.
14:20You know you, uh...
14:22You've got these spare bits of wool.
14:25Yeah.
14:27Have you got any chance of a bit of wool?
14:33I can have that, can I?
14:34You can have it.
14:35Let me just see if it fits.
14:36It's got that in it, though. Is that all right?
14:36Well, I'll probably chop that off.
14:38Let me have a little look.
14:38This fits like a dream.
14:40You got me out of pottery jail.
14:43You're absolutely welcome, Tim Vine.
14:45To create strong structures, the potters must score either side of their pieces.
14:51This is just basic entry-level scoring.
14:53Before bonding them together with slip.
14:56I didn't put any slip in that. What an idiot. I'll fix that in a bit.
14:59And well-made joins are vital to prevent a Christmas catastrophe in the kiln.
15:03I am putting it in, like, a sealant. That's how I hope it's going to stay up.
15:07There's a massive crack.
15:09Gaps.
15:10Gaps, sorry.
15:11Hello, gaps and cracks. How may I help you?
15:15That would be my, um, building company's name.
15:18Well, it's about to ask the number, actually.
15:21Potters, guess what?
15:24Half an hour left.
15:25Make it matter.
15:26All right.
15:27Major point.
15:28I've connected my roof by accident.
15:31So we've got to cut this away.
15:32Why?
15:33Because all my bits have to fit inside.
15:35Ah!
15:36Match them off.
15:36Wow.
15:37This is so cool.
15:39With their buildings constructed...
15:41Next up, the dartboard.
15:43Dartboard, please, Vine.
15:44The potters can turn their attention to crafting their remaining pieces.
15:48He looks like one of those novelty loo roll holders.
15:52I'm making my dog.
15:53He's called Buddy.
15:54He's only, like, 20 months this Christmas.
15:56But it's definitely a risk, because there's bits that can fall off.
15:59I know my darts.
16:00I play for a pub team.
16:02They're called the Wallers.
16:03And Christmas is about games, isn't it?
16:05I'm actually doing a train.
16:07This didn't stick properly.
16:09Normally, I'd push it together and, like, wet it.
16:12But it is extremely dry.
16:14So we're just going to have to wing it.
16:16Right, moving on now to the penguin.
16:18Now, the trick about the penguin is to make it really quickly.
16:21I've got one more character to do.
16:22It might be a penguin, but I've just heard that Sarah's got a penguin in hers.
16:25So I'm wondering whether I should change mine last minute and make the Yeti.
16:30I'm doing my father represented by the Yeti.
16:34He's coming up now.
16:39How long we got?
16:39Potters, that's ten minutes left.
16:43Holy flip.
16:44Tim's just having a little week at his bench.
16:46It's all right, Tim.
16:48Happy Yeti.
16:48They must be happy.
16:49He's going to have a little bit of a smile here.
16:51Ta-da.
16:52Let's get you looking better.
16:54That's Grandpa Robin.
16:56He's rock hard.
16:57I don't think I can do a lot with that.
16:59But he hasn't got any wingers.
17:00Rudolf looks all right, I don't know.
17:03I wonder if his antlers is a bit messed up, but it could be an injury or something.
17:07I don't know.
17:08Animals aren't symmetrical, are they?
17:10They're just, you know.
17:11Oh, I've just realised I haven't made my chocolate fountain.
17:14Santa is looking a little bit more like Santa now.
17:17Ah!
17:19Idiot.
17:21My Santa fell off the table.
17:24Man down.
17:26Potters, you have five minutes left.
17:27Ho, ho, ho.
17:30Don't panic.
17:31The key thing is not to panic.
17:32How are we getting on here?
17:34Ah, my Santa is getting remade from scratch.
17:35What?
17:36He looks great.
17:36Look at his beard.
17:38Who amongst us doesn't have a beard that's slightly flat on one side?
17:42I'm absolutely in pre-fall here.
17:44At the moment, I'm debating the size of the sprouts.
17:46I think they should be quite big sprouts.
17:48Tim, I'm having a bit of a crisis.
17:50One moment, please.
17:51Need to help out a friend.
17:51Yes.
17:52How can I make that into a chocolate fountain?
17:54What about if you have lots of...
17:56Yes.
17:57Rolly Rolly's coming out.
17:59Yes.
17:59One minute left.
18:01I need to get back to the sprouts.
18:02Everything has to be in the drying room.
18:04But I've got a desperately ill Santa here.
18:06Oh, this is a mess.
18:07That's my bad.
18:09Okay, my friends.
18:10Whatever you do, don't explode.
18:12If this doesn't make Keith cry, I don't know what will.
18:14I want my roof off for the kiln.
18:16Can you do that for me?
18:16Yep.
18:17All fine with princess.
18:18There we go.
18:19I don't want to drop it.
18:21Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
18:30Well done.
18:30Well done.
18:31Well done.
18:32Yeah.
18:33Congratulations.
18:33Have a well-deserved rest.
18:36Maybe a mince pie, some eggnog, and go away.
18:38Bye.
18:40Ho, ho, ho.
18:43I'm an idiot.
18:44I drop my Santa.
18:45I'm 80% on surviving the kiln.
18:48Something might fall off, or I might lose a dog's tail.
18:51But that doesn't matter.
18:52Dogs lose tails.
18:54I think the hardest thing is just knowing the steps
18:55and making sure everything's cut to the right size.
18:58But my gingerbread house is sick.
18:59I'm happy with Santa.
19:01I'm happy with the whole gang.
19:02In my lack of preparation, I forgot to make the back of the snowshell club.
19:07And Sarah was very good to me.
19:08That kept me in the race for fourth position.
19:11I absolutely saved his bacon.
19:12He did pay it back, though, because he helped me out
19:15with the chocolate fountain.
19:16Although now, on reflection, did he help me out?
19:28My money's on granite sculpture.
19:31With their North Pole scenes and the kiln...
19:34Do you think on a show called The Throwdown,
19:35we might be...
19:37Throwing it down.
19:38Throwing it down.
19:38Yeah.
19:39The Celebrity Potters now face a festive second challenge.
19:49Oh!
19:51Oh, yeah.
19:52Welcome back, Potters, to your second challenge,
19:56which is a very festive throwdown.
19:59You will be making the well-known reindeer drinking bowl.
20:05Oh!
20:06Right, now, to show us how it's done
20:08is Master Potter, Keith Brimer-Jones.
20:10Keith, please take the wheel.
20:11OK.
20:11So here you have a kilo of clay.
20:15So get your ball, shove it on the wheel,
20:18wet your hands, wet the clay.
20:21What I'm doing now is I'm kneading the clay
20:23to get it all the same consistency.
20:26Now, it's easier to centre the clay
20:29when the wheel is going as fast as it possibly can.
20:33OK?
20:33This left hand on the outside,
20:36your right hand over the top,
20:38and you just push towards the centre.
20:43So you want a nice, contained lump of clay on there.
20:46OK?
20:48So once you've got it centred,
20:50use your middle finger
20:51and just press down
20:54and then move the clay out.
20:56If one hand is working on the clay,
20:59the other hand is always there
21:00to support what the other hand is doing.
21:03So I'm making a nice flat bottom.
21:05Don't go down too far.
21:07We don't want napkin rings.
21:08We want a base to this thing.
21:11And just gently squeeze the clay out.
21:15Now you slow the wheel down a bit.
21:17OK?
21:17OK, yeah.
21:19You get your hands like a crab
21:20and then just change the direction of the clay.
21:25Oh!
21:25And then we want a nice, straight side.
21:31Oh, look at that.
21:34Get your wooden template
21:35to make a nice, clean finish.
21:40Get your wire.
21:42Don't ruin it now
21:43by wiring through your pot.
21:46Wire it through one more time
21:47and there you go.
21:48Wow!
21:49That's amazing.
21:52Beautiful.
21:52Look at that.
21:53Symmetry.
21:55All right then, potters,
21:57please back to your benches.
21:59You have been given 30 minutes
22:02to make as many identical
22:05reindeer drinking bowls as you can.
22:07And your time starts now.
22:10Remove the hessian.
22:13He's off.
22:14Colin's off.
22:14Sarah, try not to grip it too hard.
22:21Sorry.
22:23Yeah.
22:23Looking nice and steady, Amber.
22:26See, she's scented it.
22:28I'm going to bring it up.
22:29Watch me.
22:30Up.
22:30Up.
22:31Up she comes.
22:32And then I go down.
22:34That's it.
22:34Down.
22:35It's exhausting.
22:36That's why I'm on this side,
22:38wearing the nice frocks.
22:39What did I say about supporting?
22:41If one hand is working on the clay...
22:44It's a lot at once.
22:45I find it a bit overwhelming.
22:46I can't remember how I get my middle finger in.
22:49Slow the wheel down, Colin.
22:51More water.
22:52Now can I do my crab and push away?
22:54See, it's a million things.
22:56How am I going to play the drums and guitar?
22:58Oh, no.
22:59I think I'm going to take it off and start again.
23:04Oh, ah, lost it.
23:07It's a real nuisance there.
23:09How you doing, Tim?
23:10Uh-oh.
23:11Hang on.
23:12I'm just trying to get this thing back onto the centre.
23:15Ugh.
23:16This is really tall.
23:17Try and make it slightly wider.
23:21Get that one off.
23:23What, this one off?
23:24Yeah, clean it out.
23:25Where's my sponge?
23:26I should quit while I was ahead and taking it off.
23:28I don't want to take one off yet.
23:30Yeah, but it's terrible.
23:31I'm about to.
23:31I think that's perfect.
23:33The best-looking ball I've ever seen in my life.
23:36Absolutely delighted.
23:38Well done, Colin.
23:39That's my second.
23:41And it was better than my first.
23:43I'm going to have to start again.
23:44There's no point in using that, is it?
23:46I'm going to restart.
23:47I might as well as get one decent pot.
23:49Do you feel that the second one is going to go well for you?
23:54Uh...
23:54Good.
23:56Try not to rush it, Colin.
23:57Try not to rush.
24:00I love this pot.
24:02I'm basically behind.
24:03Everyone's, uh...
24:04There's all this success going on.
24:05Don't press down too far because you'll end up with no bottom.
24:09No.
24:09We don't want that.
24:10Nobody wants no bottom.
24:12I don't know what I'm doing.
24:13A bit of rib action on the outside.
24:14Yeah.
24:16Oh, oh, oh.
24:20I feel like I'm just making a plate here.
24:23I never felt so crap in anything in my life.
24:25Potters!
24:28Oh, let me guess.
24:29Halfway through.
24:30Yeah, you're halfway through.
24:32Are you serious?
24:33Yeah.
24:34Plenty of time.
24:35Come on.
24:36Oh, no!
24:37Oh, that was my really good one.
24:39Right, wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
24:40Nothing to see here.
24:42Wow.
24:43Try and relax with that one.
24:44OK.
24:45Colin.
24:45I'll try and salvage it.
24:47Oh, Tim.
24:48Oh, well done, Tim.
24:49That's a lot of rubbish.
24:50Now get one sip out of that.
24:52I knew you'd be really good at this.
24:54Yeah, it's probably about jeans.
24:56It doesn't look like watermelon.
24:58It's very good, but is it a reindeer drinking bowl?
25:02Yeah.
25:03But their little red noses will get stuck in it.
25:05There's only one with a red nose.
25:07That's for the other ones.
25:08Yeah, you have an answer for everything.
25:09Cheerio.
25:10Potters, five minutes left.
25:16That's looking great, Colin.
25:17Much better.
25:20Tim, how many have you done?
25:21Two, I think.
25:22Sarah?
25:22Three, I think.
25:23Colin?
25:24One.
25:25And four for the bend.
25:26OK.
25:27Amber?
25:28Two.
25:29I need out of those.
25:30We're looking for identical.
25:32Oh, identical?
25:33Oh, dear, I don't think I heard that bit.
25:36This is like a plant plant.
25:38Oh, a bit better.
25:39Colin?
25:40That's brilliant.
25:42Well done, Tim.
25:43Time for one more.
25:45Right, let's get one in.
25:46Let's get one in a buy.
25:47Come on.
25:48I'm going for it.
25:50Ah!
25:53You all right there, Tim?
25:55I'm trying.
25:56Are you allowed to do this?
25:58Scrape out that little bit.
25:59Oh, no, no, no, OK.
26:01I think I can save that.
26:03Ten!
26:04Nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one.
26:13Step away from your festive reindeer drinking bowls.
26:17Oh, they look really nice.
26:20I've done my best.
26:22Keith and Rich are looking for reindeer drinking bowls,
26:25identical in shape and size.
26:27And any that don't make the grade will be devoured by the bucket of doom.
26:31Hello, Sarah.
26:32Hello, lovey.
26:32Sarah.
26:36Well, that's not very good, is it?
26:37Oh!
26:40The base was too thick.
26:41He loves it.
26:42Just don't think of him as the same Keith.
26:43He's just a different Keith.
26:46You'll have to fight me for them, Keith, because I'm really happy with them.
26:49Do you like them?
26:49No, it's fine.
26:51But that one might have to go in.
26:53It was too wide, and it had sort of slightly collapsed.
26:56But these two, really, really good.
26:57I can see the consistency in the wall thickness.
27:00This one is definitely the most aligned with Keith's shape.
27:03Yeah, brilliant.
27:03I'm so sorry about that.
27:04That's all right.
27:08You're going to need a bigger bucket.
27:10Look, they laughed at Salvador Dali, didn't they?
27:13Well, that's going in.
27:15I'd have put it in for you.
27:17That's going in.
27:18That's going in.
27:18This one.
27:20That's cruel.
27:21And that one's going in.
27:22Yeah, I agree.
27:24So, there you go.
27:25Oh, you're keeping three.
27:26Keeping three.
27:27The wall thickness is very consistent.
27:29The height's very consistent.
27:31And actually, they're kind of in line with Keith's shape.
27:33It's a fantastic effort.
27:35Fantastic.
27:36Thank you so much.
27:36Cheers.
27:40You know what, Tim?
27:42You've...
27:42Messed it up.
27:45You've done all right, mate.
27:46I saw you struggling on the wheel,
27:48and the fact that you've never done it before.
27:50It's amazing, mate.
27:51You should be really proud of yourself.
27:53No, thank you.
27:54That one's going, but...
27:55Of course.
27:55That would be my first go as well, actually.
27:57But there's a real sense of sort of continuity
27:59between these three, isn't there?
28:01They are incredibly consistent.
28:02Really good job.
28:03Really good job.
28:03Thank you very much.
28:04Well done.
28:05Nice work.
28:09My gosh, they look amazing.
28:11They do.
28:12They're not quite what we were looking for.
28:14Oh, no.
28:15You just needed to pull the clay out wider.
28:17I mean, that one...
28:18No, but...
28:19No.
28:19Oh.
28:21But it'll be OK.
28:22No, no, no, I don't think...
28:24Look at that.
28:25My teeth do what you need to do.
28:26No!
28:26What's that?
28:27Oh, no!
28:28Oh, yeah.
28:30Yeah.
28:31Wow, that's a look.
28:34I'm actually really upset.
28:35But you know what, Amber?
28:36These are amazing.
28:37Do you know I actually really enjoy it, though?
28:39Like, I think that's what it is.
28:40Yeah, like, I love it.
28:41Well, you should really pursue it, I think.
28:43Well done, loving it.
28:44Go on, Amber.
28:45Yeah, well done.
28:49Keith and Rich will now rank the Potters
28:52from worst to first.
28:53In joint third place
28:55is
28:57Tim and Amber.
28:59The reason for this,
29:01Tim, yours are a bit low,
29:03but the right width.
29:04And Amber,
29:05your throwing is probably the best.
29:07It just wasn't the shape
29:09that we were looking for.
29:11So, in second place,
29:14Sarah, well done.
29:17Wow.
29:17So, Colin,
29:19first place, well done.
29:20Wow.
29:21Well done.
29:22Well done, Colin.
29:23Wow.
29:23When he said joint third,
29:26I'm like, brilliant, I'm not last.
29:28When he said sir a second,
29:29I was like, are you kidding me?
29:31Well done, babe.
29:31I'm going home,
29:32I'm getting a wheel,
29:33I'm buying clay.
29:34Because if Keith says
29:35I've got a talent for it,
29:37how can I not,
29:38how can I not take it up?
29:39I have to.
29:39It's decoration day for our celebrity potter's North Pole scene.
29:51Well, here we go.
29:52The big reveal.
29:54After a 24-hour bisque fire,
29:57kiln technician Princess is laying out the pieces,
29:59ready for glazing.
30:01I'm worried.
30:03Lots of talk of explosion and so on and.
30:06Oh, my word.
30:08Look.
30:08Oh, that's slightly hopeful.
30:09There's no priest at the end of any of the tables.
30:15Decorating is where we'll really see me fly.
30:17I love painting.
30:18I just painted some stairs.
30:20Free hand.
30:27Welcome back, potters.
30:29Now, as you can see,
30:30your North Pole scenes have been bisque fired
30:33and are hiding under the hessian,
30:35waiting to be decorated.
30:37Rich, any advice for our,
30:39I think, quite nervous-looking potters?
30:41Your decoration is going to help bring
30:43your North Pole scenes to life.
30:45Just give proper consideration
30:47to your colour choices,
30:48where you put that colour
30:49and how you're applying it.
30:51We're just all really keen to see
30:53your artistic sides coming through.
30:55Keith?
30:56Now, you're just about to see
30:57if your pieces have survived that biscuit kiln.
30:59Don't worry if they're not how you had hoped.
31:03You can still give us that magic.
31:05You have been given a range of glazes
31:08and three hours to use them
31:10and your time starts...
31:14Now!
31:15Remove the hessian!
31:17Oh, hello.
31:19My Rudolph's lost his nose.
31:21Rudolph the no-nosed reindeer.
31:23Oh!
31:24Oh, no!
31:25What?
31:26Grandpa Robin's lost a wing.
31:28Well, Santa's hat fell off.
31:30The train in Newcastle has no back on it.
31:33No, it seems to mainly be in one bit.
31:35And incidentally, very pleased that the dartboard
31:37is still stuck to the inside wall there.
31:40I'm especially pleased with this.
31:41Oh, no, that's what put in the painting.
31:42Sorry.
31:43The celebrities have a range of underglazes
31:48to help bring their North Pole scenes to life.
31:50I think the thing is, is to do colour by colour.
31:53Otherwise, you're just going to cross-pollinate.
31:56The more layers of underglaze they add,
31:59the stronger and more defined their colours will become.
32:02It's all about doing it three times.
32:04It's so porous, this,
32:05that the first layer you put on just disappears,
32:07goes straight into it.
32:08So I need to crack on, really,
32:10getting some of this paint on,
32:11and then on again,
32:12and then on again.
32:13I thought I'd start at the roof
32:15and then just figure the rest out later.
32:17Whatever colour I feel in the moment,
32:19that's what I'll do.
32:20While most of the potters are going with the flow...
32:23I want to have a nice, relaxing paint.
32:26Colin is forging ahead.
32:29He's already painted the whole thing yellow.
32:31I worked out, if I spent a minute on every heart I had to paint,
32:34I'd have no time.
32:36I can't do the art, but I can do the maths.
32:38Colin's like the Usain Bolt of pottery,
32:40but I'm taking a different tactic.
32:44I'm doing VDW.
32:46Very detailed work.
32:47Everything all right?
32:48Well, I've had a bit of a casualty.
32:52Grandpa Robin's wing fell off.
32:53Oh, OK.
32:54Usually, you can use glaze to stick things back on,
32:57but obviously, it being on the side,
32:59it's probably going to fall off.
33:01So you could paint a wing on there.
33:05I could see you doing that.
33:06Really?
33:06Yeah.
33:07And then it also shows a bit of...
33:08Oh, yeah.
33:09Coping in very difficult circumstances.
33:10Just a bit more original, isn't it?
33:12Yeah.
33:12See you later.
33:17Potters, that's one hour gone.
33:20An hour?
33:20Yeah.
33:22That's one bow gone.
33:25How's my wall doing, Tim?
33:27It's very good, actually.
33:28Your wall is the one I've got the dartboard on.
33:30Have you even painted anything?
33:31What have you been doing?
33:33It's inside the house.
33:36Oh, it looks cute.
33:37My praise and do.
33:40That's not enough, though.
33:41Do you need to hurry up?
33:43Well, I realise that, yeah.
33:49I love anything, like, artsy and creative.
33:51Like, it's a bit of a hot mess,
33:52but it looks like it's meant to be like that.
33:55Oh, I can't wait to take this home.
33:57My little one is going to be very happy with this.
34:00I mean, obviously not Percy.
34:01I think he'd be horrified.
34:02This is Rudolph's naughty spa.
34:06I think Santa's born old and Rudolph never grows up.
34:09So you're Rudolph in this scenario?
34:11Well, no.
34:12Santa is 748 years old.
34:15I'm 48 and I need to nap in the afternoon.
34:17But you have the best excuse.
34:21You do live radio on Christmas Day.
34:23I do.
34:24It feels lovely because live radio is company.
34:29Yeah.
34:29I feel that...
34:29It's for me as much as for anyone listening.
34:31I love it.
34:32We don't realise how important it is to just having a friendly voice.
34:35I completely agree with you.
34:36And I either have, will be, or am currently listening to you on the radio right now.
34:42I think that the guys in the dance team would look at this and go,
34:45you know, that's not bad.
34:49Is that red?
34:50Ho, ho, ho!
34:52There's nothing ho, ho, ho going on here.
34:54I'll tell you for why.
34:55Because I've been doing incredibly detailed work.
34:58I haven't really got very much done.
35:00Do you want to do something that's really fun about Christmas?
35:02Yes.
35:03Hello.
35:05Oh, I've got a cracker.
35:07Woo!
35:08Where'd you get the cracker from?
35:10I'm jealous.
35:11Right, so you ready?
35:13Yeah.
35:15Oh, no.
35:16We're halfway.
35:18Well, that's a terrible thing to do to me.
35:20What an awful thing to do.
35:23I was thinking, oh, she's picked me to pull the cracker.
35:25That's nice.
35:25That's nice I've been singled out for that.
35:28That's savage.
35:29And also I've lost count of my coats.
35:35Should have made a freaking plan.
35:38I haven't even done the Yeti yet.
35:40Oh, my God.
35:41I love that North Pole sign.
35:43That's my countdown letters.
35:45I love it.
35:46Best game ever.
35:47How are people doing very detailed work in a rush?
35:51Tim, are you doing detailed work?
35:52No, sorry, just a bit under it here.
35:57Yellow armchair.
36:00Potters, a reminder of what you're playing for.
36:04Oh, it's so beautiful.
36:06Can I touch it?
36:07No.
36:08This is going to be yours or yours or yours.
36:12Don't come round my bench, lady.
36:14You've absolutely burnt your bridges round.
36:19This looks so bad.
36:21I'm not going to try to stick the back back on because I feel like that's a lost cause.
36:24It stays facing forward.
36:26My nose has fallen off.
36:27So, I'm going to paint the backup nose on.
36:30Like, and that way if it falls off again, there's a backup nose behind it, right?
36:34Oh, yeah, that's essential.
36:35Yeah.
36:35I've made a mistake.
36:36I was going to do the armchair yellow and I've gone and done his top yellow.
36:39So, he can't have the armchair yellow or he'll disappear.
36:42Come on, Vine.
36:43It's basic stuff.
36:44Ho, ho, ho.
36:46Hello.
36:46What's that?
36:47This is Santa's hat but it's now removable.
36:49He doesn't want the hat on all the time, right?
36:50Oh, please.
36:51It gets very stuffy and also he's indoors.
36:53He's not an animal.
36:53Yeah, he doesn't need the hat on.
36:54He's got decorum.
36:55Yeah.
36:56And a bald head.
36:58Is he not bald?
37:01Yes, he is.
37:03Potters, that's half an hour left.
37:05Got Potter's will from all the dabbing and doping.
37:08Oh, Timmy, no.
37:09Every single brush stroke is over the line.
37:12I don't even know what Santa looks like anymore.
37:13What does he look like?
37:14I forgot.
37:15He's red.
37:16Absolute carnage.
37:17Right.
37:18Just focus on Grandpa Robin.
37:20That's the wing.
37:21What do we think about that?
37:22Do we think that's very detailed work?
37:25Very proud of Rudolph because it actually looks like what it's supposed to look like.
37:29Mrs. Claus, you almost did not have hair.
37:32No, she does.
37:36Rudolph's head just fell off.
37:41And it's unwell.
37:43What the hell, man?
37:45I think I'm going to glaze it back together.
37:47Potters, a reminder that all your items need to be glazed.
37:50And remember, wipe those bottoms.
37:52I don't know that there's anything ready yet.
37:54Yeah, I'm going to go for it.
37:55I'm going to go now.
37:56I haven't even done my sprouts yet.
37:57Oh, no, I've just lost my red nose in there.
38:01You haven't.
38:02Oh, no.
38:02Oh, no, there it is.
38:03Oh, it's all right.
38:04Crisis over.
38:05Come on, come on, come on.
38:06I mean, this should be very detailed work.
38:09Tim, are you glazing all those peas?
38:11Sprouts.
38:12Sprouts, sorry.
38:13No, look, the sprouts is one thing.
38:14I'm not glazing.
38:15I can't wipe the bottoms of every single blooming sprout.
38:19I feel like it's going to break.
38:20Go all the way in.
38:20You'll be all right.
38:22Guess what, potters?
38:23You've five minutes left.
38:25Am I the only one that hasn't dunked?
38:27Not yeti.
38:29Covering up all that hard work.
38:31You're going to have to dunk, Sarah.
38:32Slap it on.
38:33Absolutely savage, isn't it?
38:35That's kind of really poorly painted.
38:37Oh, well.
38:38You're done.
38:39Oh, yeah.
38:41How does everybody not get hysterical doing this?
38:44I can't get it here.
38:46I think I do.
38:48There you go.
38:49It's absolute mayhem.
38:51May I just ask whether you think that's the bottom?
38:54That is the bottom?
38:56I feel like we put in nine hours of care
38:57and then ten minutes of ruining it.
38:59Oh, my God.
39:03Wait, that looks so nice.
39:05I've never seen this.
39:06I've never seen this.
39:07A panicked glazing session before.
39:09Really?
39:10Five, four, three, two, one.
39:15Items down.
39:16Ye are finished.
39:17Well done.
39:18Oh, wow.
39:21Now, the only thing you've left to do
39:22is to bring your North Pole scenes down to Princess.
39:26Who's waiting for you in the kiln?
39:27Potter's dismissed.
39:28Wouldn't it be awful if you dropped something now?
39:31Don't say that.
39:32I think I've approached this the same way I approach life.
39:35Half a plan, half not a plan.
39:37Just see how it goes.
39:39I'm keeping both my fingers crossed.
39:42I didn't stop for three hours.
39:44It was like bang, bang, bang.
39:46Ho, ho.
39:47I've got him.
39:48It's rough and ready, but I think I got through everything.
39:52These sprouts are rolling everywhere.
39:54There's some way of ring-fencing my sprouts.
39:56I think that one of the main things that I've taken away from this
39:59is you've got to go for it.
40:01And that's what I've done, is I've gone for it.
40:03Can I say I love your Yeti?
40:05Oh, thank you.
40:06High hopes for him.
40:07Yeah.
40:08Everyone else seemed, like, relatively stressed,
40:11but I became hysterical.
40:13Very few bottoms have been wiped.
40:14Maybe his.
40:15OK.
40:17Don't know about that.
40:17But then I realised that very detailed work
40:20means you're about an hour behind.
40:23There's no point lying.
40:24It was slapdash.
40:25And I don't know what Keith's going to have to say about it.
40:37It's Judgment Day,
40:39and just like a helpful elf,
40:41Princess is collecting the celebrity Potter's North Pole scenes
40:44from the kiln.
40:45I hope we all have something to take home.
40:47I'd like to take home your pieces, not mine.
40:51I'll keep mine.
40:52I've created this teeny little world,
40:54unimportant, pointless in many ways.
40:57But it was important to me
40:58that all three of the inhabitants of that world were happy.
41:01I'm actually very excited.
41:04There is something really satisfying
41:06about making something with your hands
41:08and then having something at the end of it.
41:11I just really, really want it all to be lovely.
41:14Oh!
41:16Look, there they are!
41:18Blimey!
41:19Oh, look!
41:21Oh, my Lord!
41:22I'm really happy!
41:24Your house is fab.
41:25What is that?
41:26It's a chocolate fountain, obviously.
41:28That's gorgeous.
41:29Oh, Colin, look at the detail.
41:32I want to live here.
41:33This is the world you want to live in, right?
41:35I think that's pretty cool.
41:38It actually looks so good.
41:40Don't look at that.
41:42Don't look at that.
41:44Of the three characters,
41:45I think the Santa with the binoculars has come out the best.
41:48I'm pleased with the stairs.
41:49I like the sort of slightly wonkiness to them.
41:52It looks almost deliberate.
41:53I absolutely love my house.
41:55A few weeks ago,
41:56I wouldn't even know how to create anything like this.
41:59This is, like, pleasing my soul.
42:01That's not good news.
42:03My roof doesn't fit.
42:05Oh, no.
42:05Are you sure?
42:06Yeah.
42:07If you'd have said to me,
42:08the roof would be a bit loose,
42:09and that's it,
42:10like, I'd be very happy.
42:11I'm so happy the dog's together.
42:14I just really hope my child likes it.
42:18I mean, I really hope so.
42:20I want this to be, like,
42:21the Christmas thing that we have every Christmas,
42:24and we go and get it,
42:25and we say,
42:26where's Santa Paws?
42:28I am really happy.
42:30I'm really happy.
42:45Well, Potters,
42:46I think Santa would be very happy
42:48in any of your North Pole scenes,
42:51but unfortunately,
42:52it's not up to me.
42:53It's up to the two judges themselves.
42:55So shall we get on with it?
42:55Yeah, absolutely.
42:56OK, then.
42:58Tim, would you please bring
42:59your North Pole scene
43:00up to the judges?
43:01Wow, Tim.
43:03Serving up the sprouts.
43:08Good grief.
43:09It's a place of fun, games, and laughter.
43:20The Santa Claus figure is me.
43:22The other two may be my mum and dad,
43:25and it's a slightly weird way to represent them,
43:27but nonetheless,
43:29they were the people who filled my life
43:32with fun and laughter,
43:33and so they are.
43:35It's amazing how the people that you love
43:37come into your head,
43:38and you express that through what you make.
43:40And look, it's a wonderful, joyous sort of scene.
43:43It really is.
43:44I think there's so much,
43:46so much to love about this.
43:47I love your stairs.
43:49Where you've carved it with a wire,
43:50it's got this lovely softness.
43:52It's kind of this aged quality.
43:53They look warm, don't they?
43:54Yeah, they look warm.
43:55They look great.
43:56Do you know what I love about it the most?
43:58The dartboard.
44:00The dartboard's great.
44:01The dartboard is incredible.
44:03To be able to do that in such a detailed way
44:06is really, really wonderful.
44:08And the quality of making's pretty good, you know?
44:09The slabs are nice and thin,
44:11nothing's opened up.
44:12Actually, on the subjects of the slabs,
44:14of course, the back slab was provided by Sarah Hadland.
44:18And what a kind thing to do that was.
44:19Yes, exactly.
44:20Potters, you do tend to find, are very generous, you know?
44:23They give their time, their knowledge, even their slabs.
44:25Yeah.
44:26Great, thank you very much.
44:29It's a marshmallow world in the winter.
44:32It's a gingerbread house.
44:34I don't know if you know, but in Newcastle,
44:36all the houses are made out of gingerbread.
44:39You know what?
44:40It's fantastic.
44:41This construction is really, really good.
44:44For someone who's never done clay before, that is great.
44:46But we saw that on the wheel as well.
44:48Yeah.
44:49You've got a real affinity with the clay.
44:51I know you were a bit upset about the back of your train coming away.
44:55Yeah.
44:55Yeah.
44:56But it's not to take away from what is a really funky little object.
45:00Yeah, it's cute, right?
45:00And Santa's beard, you know?
45:02There's just loads of little quirky details
45:04that just kind of make it feel really, really well thought out.
45:08And you know what?
45:08The reindeer, I really like that.
45:10Do you do?
45:11I do.
45:11OK, the antler's fallen off.
45:13But it's the fact that the reindeer's really quite expressive.
45:16His head's listening to one side.
45:18You know, I'll never mind, it's come off.
45:21Yeah.
45:21Because that's how they talk.
45:22I'll never mind, I'll grow another one.
45:24Exactly.
45:24So, that really, really works.
45:27Well done, Amber.
45:28Well, look, lovey.
45:39It's great.
45:40It's fantastic.
45:41It's wonderful.
45:42A really bold move to make something this big
45:45when you haven't really done anything.
45:47But structurally incredibly sound.
45:49Really, really wonderful.
45:51The construction of your house, it's almost faultless.
45:54No warpage at all on those slabs.
45:56Yes, it would have been nice to see a bit more decoration
45:59around the sides, maybe.
46:01Well, I started doing very detailed work.
46:03I remember.
46:04And then it slipped into slapping it on
46:07in a slightly hurried fashion.
46:10I mean, I know you lost a wing on your robin.
46:11On my robin, yeah.
46:12But, you know, you've decorated it back in.
46:14There's just a beautiful simplicity to the design somehow.
46:17It just has a lovely kind of warm, soft quality to it.
46:21I would love to think, if it isn't too maudlin,
46:23that maybe when I'm no longer here,
46:25my child would get those out as an adult
46:28and be like, my mum made this
46:30and have it as a Christmas tradition.
46:32If that's not too bleak.
46:33You've manipulated this, Clay.
46:34You can feel your fingerprints.
46:35That's going to be a direct connection
46:37between you and your family.
46:39It's a beautiful, beautiful thing.
46:41Just really lovely.
46:42You should be so proud of it.
46:43Are you surprised by your reaction of what you've made?
46:47Yeah.
46:48Yeah.
46:49Well, that's good, isn't it?
46:51That's great.
46:52Absolutely brilliant.
46:53I mean, I feel a bit sorry for my child
46:56that that's what I go through in Ared.
46:58But, yeah.
47:00Well done.
47:01Thank you very much.
47:01It's a wonderful set.
47:02Really lovely.
47:03Well, thank you.
47:06I'll be home for Christmas.
47:10Can I put it together?
47:12Great.
47:13Why not?
47:13Excellent.
47:14So, Santa's coming home.
47:15So, I wanted to give him what he would want.
47:18After all that work, he wants a bed.
47:20Look at that.
47:22And watch TV.
47:24There's only one thing he's watching,
47:26which is you guys, right?
47:28Of course he is.
47:29Wow, look at that.
47:31Amazing.
47:32Second of all, it's very cold.
47:34Oh, nice.
47:35So, let's just get the bubbles into that bath.
47:37But there you go.
47:38So, that's it put together.
47:39Colin, we can see there's a hell of a lot that's gone in here.
47:47The characters are really, really expressive,
47:49even down to the dog.
47:51I love the way that you've worked the eyeballs off the head there.
47:55They sort of come out.
47:56It's incredible.
47:57And, you know, it's no mean feat doing letters.
48:00Letters are always dodgy,
48:01because if one goes wrong, you lose that whole concept.
48:04So, well done you.
48:06Completely.
48:06You've managed to kind of impart the most exquisite level of detail.
48:11Rudolph in the hot tub.
48:12His nose stayed on.
48:14His nose stayed on, yeah.
48:15It's great.
48:16I had real problems with my roof.
48:18It's a wee bit wobbly.
48:19Well, you didn't fire that roof on top of the structure.
48:22You fired it flat on the kiln shelf.
48:24It just stretched out in the heat.
48:26But you've given us something so beautifully creative,
48:29so wonderfully expressive, you know,
48:31and it just feels like such a joyful celebration of Christmas.
48:36You enjoyed the process, did you?
48:37Yeah, I love it.
48:39Where does the emotion come from?
48:40It's clay, and all of a sudden you get overawed by it.
48:43But clay is so expressive, and you lose yourself in it.
48:47I mean, I'll just say now,
48:48and Rich hopefully will agree with me,
48:51you've done amazingly well.
48:54Oh.
48:54You really have.
48:55It's fantastic to see all your pieces here.
48:59And I hope you all had a really positive experience from it,
49:02because we're just so pleased and appreciative
49:05of you making your memories in clay for us.
49:09It's fantastic.
49:10Yeah, wonderful.
49:12Congratulations.
49:13You should be so proud.
49:14Well done.
49:14Thank you, Gally.
49:15Thanks for all your help.
49:16Well done, lovey.
49:17Brilliant.
49:17Well done, Colin.
49:19Well done, Colin.
49:19Nice work.
49:21Well done, mate.
49:21Oh.
49:24Potters, you've made it very difficult for our judges,
49:27and for that, I personally thank you.
49:29Now you all deserve a bit of a rest,
49:33while our judges decide who will be our festive champion.
49:36Potters dismissed, and well done.
49:38Well done.
49:39Great work.
49:40Well done, Jane.
49:41Did you cry?
49:42That was amazing.
49:44I'll be honest, like, I've watched this.
49:48I've had friends on this,
49:50and I've never connected to why it's emotional.
49:54I get it now.
49:56When you've finished your piece, it's frozen in time.
50:00That's amazing.
50:01I think my favourite comment has to be that,
50:04basically, they have a natural talent for pottery,
50:06which I think is the biggest compliment I can get.
50:08I was delighted with what they said.
50:10They seem to genuinely like it.
50:12And to get any compliments from these people
50:14who know what they're doing is a thrill.
50:16They were just so generous and lovely about what we've made.
50:19Within families, it's lovely to have traditions.
50:22It's what really makes your Christmas memories really special.
50:26And I hope that my child will be holding
50:29Percy dressed as Santa on top of an ice bath,
50:32and A will go, that was our beloved family cat,
50:35and that will say, my mum made that.
50:40And that will be really special.
50:51What a gang.
50:52Absolutely.
50:53They've done really well, haven't they?
50:54They have.
50:55And I think they all had a really genuinely positive experience from it.
50:58Yeah.
50:59And I think it shows them what they've made.
51:01You occasionally get someone who displays an innate affinity with the clay.
51:07We've had that with Amber, haven't we?
51:09Yeah.
51:09She just was really patient with the clay,
51:11and that's what you need to be.
51:12Yeah.
51:13You know, that slow, very centred, very calculated approach
51:16really worked in her favour.
51:17It did.
51:17And you could see that with what she'd made for her North Pole scene.
51:20Tim had fun.
51:22Yeah, he did.
51:23Yeah, out of all our pods, he had the most out there story.
51:25Every single piece played its part in this wonderful story of his family.
51:30A slight lack of knowledge with the clay,
51:32but the staircase was a marvel.
51:34Oh, that's where that lack of knowledge can really pay off.
51:36Yeah, yeah.
51:37Because you take those risks where you wouldn't ordinarily.
51:39And I think he was really pleased with it as well.
51:42And of course, Colin,
51:43how he managed to get so much done,
51:46like the energy.
51:47I mean, the moment he opened the bag, he was on it.
51:50He was on it, yeah.
51:50He was really, really focused, wasn't he?
51:52And the level of detail, the intricacy in the surfaces
51:55was just extraordinary.
51:57What do you think about Sarah's North Pole scene?
52:01The construction of that house,
52:02the construction of Santa Pau's, was really lovely.
52:05Really nice.
52:05All of the individual components,
52:07all of the modelled figures had such character.
52:10And a lovely story as well.
52:12Yeah.
52:12Do you know who's going to be Fester Potter?
52:14Is there a winner?
52:15I think it's a decision between two of them.
52:17Ooh.
52:18Well, I'll leave you to ruminate on that.
52:21But before we go, let's pull a cracker.
52:23Yes.
52:24Happy Christmas, guys.
52:26Finally.
52:27One, two, three.
52:29Yay!
52:30Happy Christmas.
52:32Story of my life.
52:33As Keith and Rich make their final decision,
52:43a crowd has gathered to hear
52:45who will be the winner
52:46of this year's festive Pottery Throwdown.
52:48Welcome to this year's festive final.
53:04It's great to see you all
53:05and to have the band back.
53:06Hi.
53:07Hi.
53:07Please, will you give an incredibly warm welcome
53:12to our fabulous Celebrity Potters,
53:16Sarah, Amber, Colin and Tim.
53:19Come on down.
53:20Come on down.
53:20Come on down.
53:21Come on down.
53:22Come on down.
53:23Come on down.
53:24Come on down.
53:25Come on down.
53:26Come on down.
53:27Come on down.
53:28Come on down.
53:29Come on down.
53:30Okay.
53:31The judges have made their decision.
53:34The winner of this year's festive Pottery Throwdown is...
53:39Colin!
53:46Woo!
53:47Congratulations.
53:48Well done.
53:50With a small c, I'm a pottery champion.
53:54Like, if I went into the normal series,
53:56you wouldn't even pick me out of the audition.
53:58I thought what I was bad at, at school I had to be bad at forever.
54:04That's not true.
54:06So I'm proud of myself definitely for that.
54:08I'm proud of everyone whose name is on this.
54:10Well done.
54:11Really well done.
54:12Really well done.
54:13Colin, I mean, talk about investment.
54:16His North Pole concept was wonderful.
54:19The attention to detail, the attention to decoration,
54:22and I'm so glad it all really came together for you.
54:25Colin put so much focus, work and dedication in it, all of it,
54:29that it actually would have been a travesty if it wasn't him.
54:33We wish you a Merry Christmas.
54:36We wish you a Merry Christmas.
54:38I've absolutely loved this.
54:40Did I make Keith cry?
54:41I think I did.
54:42His eyes were moist.
54:44But I just want to see my child's reaction to what I've made.
54:48That's going to be the biggest judging.
54:50We wish you a Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year.
54:54The main thing I'm going to take away from this
54:56is actually the desire to have another go again.
54:58Keith said this would happen and we should always believe what Keith says.
55:02And I do.
55:03I want to have another go at it.
55:04What a fantastic bunch of celebrity potters we've had.
55:11All of them embraced the process of making with clay
55:14and just had the most fantastic time.
55:16I mean, what more could you ask for for Christmas?
55:21Happy Christmas, viewers!
55:34Happy Christmasおお remember!
55:49I am.
55:51Ever was never supposed to be a trashy.
55:55Over brought to you a very tasty and a proud of your life.
55:59If you could possibly pick you up on something.
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