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00:00I'm fine about that, how much do you want?
00:07I'd get along with money all right.
00:10And I'll have to pay for it.
00:15That's on the square.
00:21Come on.
00:38You're relieved?
00:40What?
00:41I've lost her. I've lost her again.
00:42Right, okay. If she tells them what happened, there's a good chance...
00:45A good chance of what?
00:47What, they chuck her in the cell and throw away the key, eh?
00:49It's gonna be okay all right.
00:50Oh, get off!
00:55You're having a good look, aren't ya? Right?
01:11Are you the landlady of this pub?
01:19Oh, I'm not-
01:20Can you get off your door?
01:26We have an unresponsive nail at the 15th,
01:29and it Cerise of the property to keep up there.
01:32Oh, you know, my nails and everything, you know, but Chelsea likes dishes, isn't it?
01:44Yeah, Chelsea.
01:45Chelsea.
01:46What?
01:47Do I have myself a volunteer?
01:49I've seen it going on a little bit.
01:51Of course there is.
01:52What's going on?
01:53Where's your mum?
01:54That's not funny.
01:55No, I'm not trying to be funny, okay?
01:56What if the witness protection got it wrong about the Fords?
01:57What?
01:58Do you know what?
01:59I can't handle this now.
02:00Sorry.
02:01Mum?
02:02Mum, are you back in time, please?
02:03What is it?
02:04No, no, nothing.
02:05Right.
02:06I'll sort out Grant and Harvey.
02:07Yeah.
02:08You need to go find mum.
02:09Max is long gone and she needs to be with us all, please, okay?
02:12It's Christmas.
02:13Bye.
02:14What?
02:15Is it Zoe?
02:16I'm sorry.
02:17I'm sorry.
02:18I'm sorry.
02:19I'm sorry.
02:20I'm sorry.
02:21I'm sorry.
02:22I'm sorry.
02:23I'm sorry.
02:24I'm sorry.
02:25I'm sorry.
02:26I'm sorry.
02:27Is it Zoe?
02:28Is it Zoe?
02:29Zoe?
02:30Auntie's been all over the place today.
02:31Has he done something?
02:32Okay.
02:33Can you just find out what's happened?
02:34No.
02:35What are you doing?
02:36Telly.
02:37I'm sorry.
02:38I'm not on the telly, but I'm well known.
02:44Am I funny?
02:45Debatable.
02:46Yeah.
02:47Not really.
02:48Will you stop being so cryptical, please?
02:49No.
02:50No, honey.
02:51You're not funny.
02:52So, am I...
02:53One question per round.
02:54Exactly.
02:55How many times?
02:56Okay, sorry.
02:57It's my turn.
02:58It's my turn.
02:59So, I am a famous man who plays sports.
03:02Yes.
03:03Am I married to someone famous?
03:07Yay!
03:13Where are you going?
03:14I'm just going to go and get some water.
03:16Well, no looking in mirrors, you.
03:17I wouldn't dream of this, officer.
03:19Right.
03:20Come on.
03:21Bill.
03:22Your turn.
03:23Oh, God.
03:24I don't know.
03:25Ask a question.
03:26Old people.
03:27Bill.
03:28Tell them about your...
03:29Billy.
03:30Assets.
03:33Am I Alan's sugar?
03:38Oh.
03:46Are you looking for this?
03:57Thought my days of picking up men's socks were over.
04:05Who's that?
04:06I don't know.
04:08Just wait here and keep...
04:10Shh.
04:16Oh, Ian.
04:26Yeah, I, um...
04:27Thought I saw a light on upstairs.
04:32I'm sorry.
04:33All right.
04:35Peter sent me.
04:36He was...
04:37Worried about you.
04:38Oh.
04:39It's changed his tune.
04:40Well, the point is, you...
04:42You shouldn't be on your own...
04:44drinking at Christmas.
04:45Oh.
04:46What makes you think I've been doing that?
04:49I know you, Cindy.
04:52Well, you should know that, er, for the past hour...
04:56I've been making love to a stranger upstairs.
04:58Stop messing about, all right?
05:00Come and enjoy some Christmas cake with your family, yeah?
05:06Something's happened at Le Vic, all right?
05:08There's an ambulance outside and it...
05:11Reminded me of last year.
05:13You screwed yourself in.
05:14He does the same thing every year.
05:15Pull his belly and fall asleep when it's time to wash the dishes.
05:16Oh.
05:17Are you missing her, eh?
05:19Well...
05:20Well...
05:21He sent a present with Denzel.
05:22I dare not open it in case it has a store alarm still attached to it.
05:26It's okay to be sad, you know?
05:27Watch this.
05:28This full of rum.
05:29It's full of rum.
05:30Oh.
05:31Oh.
05:32Oh.
05:33Oh.
05:34Oh.
05:35Oh.
05:36The aroma of my cake has brought them all home.
05:37Of course.
05:38Oh.
05:39Oh.
05:40The aroma of my cake has brought them all home.
05:41Of course.
05:42Denise?
05:43What...
05:44What is wrong?
05:45What is it?
05:48What is it?
05:51What is it?
06:05What is it?
06:06Denise?
06:10What is wrong?
06:13What is it? What is it?
06:16You all right?
06:20Who was her?
06:21My ex-husband.
06:23Condescending prat.
06:24I'm as if I want to sit across the table and look at his smarmy face.
06:28He's obviously desperate to have me back.
06:30I can't stand the sight of him. He makes my skin crawl.
06:33And do not get me onto my mother-in-law, ex-mother-in-law.
06:37If he thinks I drink too much, he needs to look closer to home.
06:41And who is the common denominator in all of this?
06:44That man needs to look in the mirror, I'm telling you.
06:48Oh, sorry I'm boring you now.
06:51Oh, no, no.
06:55I'm not really a therapist type either.
06:58I think you're right, you know, it's probably best we just keep things mysterious.
07:03Well, see you then.
07:07I'd be like that.
07:08I'm not being like anything.
07:16I would ask for your number, but...
07:19Yeah, well, even if you did, I wouldn't give it to you.
07:24We'd be so bad for each other.
07:25We're two similar.
07:29Hot heads.
07:31You don't know me.
07:32Nah.
07:34Nah, but I know me.
07:37Nah, nah, I've been an idiot today.
07:40I've got a lot of making up to do.
07:43And I've made you realise that.
07:45How?
07:47It's like looking in the mirror.
07:48Well, it's Christmas, all right?
07:55You should be with your loved ones.
07:58Even if that does mean sitting across from your smiley head.
08:04Now, I'll see you around.
08:05Maybe.
08:06Maybe.
08:08Is that mysterious enough for you?
08:15Merry Christmas.
08:17Merry Christmas.
08:17Merry Christmas.
08:47Merry Christmas.
08:48Merry Christmas.
08:49Merry Christmas.
08:50Merry Christmas.
08:51Merry Christmas.
08:52Merry Christmas.
08:53Merry Christmas.
08:55Was that the police?
08:56Yeah.
08:57No.
08:58Anthony died.
08:59What?
09:00Patrick's son?
09:01Yeah.
09:02The one that was picking up all the fuss earlier?
09:04Yeah.
09:05Died?
09:06Yeah.
09:07How?
09:08I don't know.
09:09I just found out.
09:10I was in the Vic, apparently.
09:13Something happened? Someone did this?
09:16Well, looks like it. Looks like it? What looks like it?
09:19I don't know. Jean, I'll tell you what.
09:22Why don't you go to bed and I promise we'll talk about it first thing in the morning?
09:26Not a chance of sleeping, Alfie.
09:28Oh, poor Patrick. Should I text Yolanda, do you think?
09:32Will they want to interview me? Do they think it's Cat?
09:35It's not Cat. Is it?
09:37Nothing.
09:40So did you hear anything from the bar?
09:42No. Oh, we were so busy.
09:44And then the power went and we just shifted all over here.
09:48The power went?
09:50Yeah, it was a nightmare.
09:52Yeah, right, during serving as well.
09:55I didn't hear anything that was happening upstairs.
09:58And do you know of any reason why Mr Truman might be visiting your daughter?
10:02He was really drunk earlier.
10:05Earlier?
10:06Yeah, in the bar. He was...
10:08He was saying all sorts.
10:10Um...
10:12I think he had it in for Zoe because...
10:14Because...
10:18They were in a relationship, but it's ancient history, but...
10:21He obviously couldn't let it go.
10:25Are we done here?
10:26He came with me and I pushed him.
10:28And he stepped back and he banged his head on the door.
10:32Just take your time.
10:36I don't see how that could have killed him.
10:38Because it weren't even that hard.
10:39And if I did, I didn't mean to.
10:40I didn't mean for any of this. None of it.
10:44Do you have kids?
10:45What were you fighting with Anthony Truman about?
10:47You should be with him.
10:49Because one day you're going to look back and think,
10:51Why did I spend so much of my life at work?
10:53Why did I miss out on it all?
10:55This isn't about me, Zoe.
10:57I didn't realise what I was giving up.
10:59I don't think. I just act. I run.
11:01Right, so is that what happened tonight? With Anthony?
11:03You didn't think. You just lashed out.
11:05No, no. That's not it. I...
11:09I don't remember.
11:11I never meant for this to happen.
11:13Have you been drinking?
11:14Not a drop.
11:15Because I wanted a clear air because I thought I was meeting my son.
11:17Your son was there tonight.
11:19What?
11:20No.
11:21No.
11:22It was a trick.
11:24A trick?
11:26Anthony tricked you?
11:28No, not him.
11:29Well then who?
11:30Come on Zoe, you've got to help me.
11:33No one.
11:38No one.
11:41It was just him.
11:44And me.
11:50The pub was open.
11:52Anyone could have come in and whacked him over the head, couldn't they?
11:54Anyone.
11:55But you can't think of anyone specific.
11:59No.
12:03Is that it?
12:04No.
12:05For now.
12:06Thanks for your time.
12:07Yeah.
12:08Hello.
12:13What's happening?
12:15Uh, Jean, can you show our guests out please?
12:17Get down.
12:18Get down.
12:19Get up.
12:20Get down.
12:21Get down.
12:22Get down.
12:23Get down.
12:24Get down.
12:25Oh, what's going on?
12:26What did you tell him?
12:27I've got to go.
12:28No, no, no.
12:29You talk to me, boys.
12:30Later.
12:31I'll tell you later.
12:32Right?
12:33I'll be honest.
12:34guys having a jolly christmas i know my bad i asked a question questions are bad right
12:55how about you ask me a question for a change yeah like whether i've had a nice family christmas
13:01yeah you know chance to catch up with the old man no distractions just a bit of quality one-on-one time
13:13jaz
13:18what coming
13:18what i can't find it i took it off to peel the potatoes earlier and now now it's gone
13:32took what off my wedding ring well where'd you put it on the windowsill you looked yes i've looked
13:39i've looked everywhere the only place i can think it can be is down the u-bend i must have knocked it
13:44down when i was doing a little bit of washing up can you take it apart and see what now yes
13:48now before it gets washed away nigel bought me that ring from a little antique shop off the royal mile
13:55in edinburgh 25 years ago he proposed to me next to a little man who was playing the loudest bagpipes
14:00i've ever heard i couldn't tell what he was saying but he was down on one knee he nailed that ring in
14:04his hand and i am not i am not losing that ring down from london sewer phil please you know me coming to
14:13warford it wasn't just random i have people here family but it's it's complicated i've trusted the wrong
14:29person and i've got weight and things on my head we need to talk boy we're in the middle of something
14:36hop it you hop it is a chicken shop not your gaff listen to me if you don't do one within the next
14:42five seconds i would do your face serious damage why is your oh kind of scary it's okay oscar just go
14:59i'll call you yeah
15:12where's chrissy but you two left together so where is she i don't know she ditched you yeah
15:22i ditched her actually don't get all excited it's not like i want to cozy up with your daughter yeah
15:31so funny you remind me so much of her you are rude stubborn brittle
15:40and gorgeous
15:41who was he who was who i heard a man was found dead in your pub who told you that oscar just just now
15:53who was he no one just someone zoe used to know you're hurting something i'm not
16:02he used to live here he came to visit his family
16:05it's horrible what happened really you're lying you can see it in your eyes
16:15you don't know me jasmine
16:19you screaming back there like your guts were gonna come out of your body
16:25i do that
16:32when it all gets too much and i i can feel stuff shooting through my veins um i do that
16:42please don't mind to me
16:48right before i tell you this yeah i want you to know you are not alone
16:52and our family your family have got big arms we'll look after you if that's what you want
17:04and zoe your mom she's so desperate to know you just tell me
17:14just say
17:14that man was anthony truman
17:25and he was your dad
17:44it's anthony
17:55It's Antony.
18:20Jasmine!
18:20Maxi!
18:21Maxi!
18:21Where are you going?
18:22You can't leave!
18:23Stop this, please!
18:24Not the camp!
18:25Listen, listen, mate.
18:26She's bladdered.
18:27If you want to spend the rest of the night mopping up her vomit,
18:29be my guest.
18:34Listen to me!
18:35Listen!
18:37Jasmine, it's freezing.
18:38You're not going to find anywhere else to stay tonight.
18:41Just come to my cousin's, have a cup of tea and warm up,
18:44and if you still feel like you want to leave,
18:45I'll sort the camp myself.
18:46I can't!
18:47Why?
18:48Because if she finds out,
18:50she's still just going to kill me.
18:51Who?
18:52Chrissy.
18:53You're scared of her.
18:57Not here.
19:04What's that?
19:05It's tinfoil with giblets wrapped around it.
19:07You can put that on your finger if you want.
19:09It's not here.
19:10It's not here.
19:11Well, it's got to be.
19:12Unless it went into the stuffing.
19:20What if someone swallowed it?
19:21I think they'd notice.
19:23Sooner or later.
19:25Well, where is it then?
19:27Julie, it's just a ring.
19:28All right?
19:29Nigel, why do you want to even remember?
19:31That's the whole point, Phil.
19:32Sorry, I don't think you're acting, am I?
19:38Julie, Nigel wants to see you in the front room.
19:41Yeah, just a minute, Billy.
19:43I'll just be a minute.
19:45Okay.
19:45Thanks.
19:49Oh.
19:54Hello.
19:55Yeah.
19:56You got a little love bite?
19:58Peter, stop it.
20:00Oh, yeah.
20:00I thought you were back on the square five minutes.
20:01It's not that fast a mover.
20:03Thanks for, um, sending Ian to find me.
20:07Oh.
20:08I thought you hadn't managed it.
20:12Listen, Mum, you know, it's, uh, it's Jimmy's christening tomorrow, isn't it?
20:16Yeah.
20:16I can't wait.
20:18Oh.
20:21All right, Mum, you should know that there's, um, there's a chance that Lauren's dad's going
20:26to be there.
20:27Max Brannan?
20:28No.
20:29Mum, Mum.
20:30If that man dares to turn up at this precious baby's christening, there is going to be hell
20:34to pay.
20:35I just don't want there to be any arguments, please.
20:37Yes.
20:37Well, then make sure he doesn't turn up.
20:40I'm serious, Peter.
20:41I'm warning you.
20:44Yes.
20:45Are you hungry?
20:47So have you just dragged us over here so we can forgive you?
20:51Yeah.
20:52Because I've been an idiot.
20:54Oh, please, Dad.
20:55I've heard you say that so many times.
20:58Do you know what I would love?
21:00I would really, really, really love for you to just don't act like an idiot in the first
21:05place.
21:05Oh, yeah.
21:06It's fair enough.
21:11Lovely.
21:13So what about you?
21:16Oh.
21:18You remembered I exist then, yeah?
21:21You've been smoking?
21:22Yes.
21:26Oscar.
21:27Don't, uh, Oscar me.
21:29Found them in your pocket.
21:32Oh.
21:35Don't you mind?
21:37Come on, Dad.
21:39You too.
21:43All right, Christmas tree, all right?
21:44Better go in the bin tomorrow.
21:45Yeah, well, you've only got one left, so...
21:48That was a full packet.
21:49Yes, and now I've got a sore throat.
21:51Don't lecture me.
21:52Oh.
21:53What?
21:53It serves you right.
21:54It's disgusting.
21:55Neither of you should be smoking.
21:56I've been upset.
21:58Oh, have you?
21:59Oh, darling.
22:01So, am I forgiven?
22:02I don't know.
22:06I love you, Oscar, all right?
22:08And I love you as well.
22:09I love both of you.
22:10Mm.
22:10Please don't feel ill enough.
22:12Yeah, don't, Dad.
22:13Love stuff, yeah.
22:15I was going home with a christening.
22:17I mean...
22:18I'm still coming, you know?
22:23Yeah, as long as you're in your best behaviour, and...
22:26Do you know what, as well, you're gonna have to avoid Peter's mum,
22:29just at all costs.
22:29Just stay away from her.
22:30Bad luck, Dad.
22:31She's a sore...
22:32Oh!
22:34Totally mental, mind you.
22:36Well, I think even Cindy ain't gonna be interested in a kid.
22:40Oh, a kid's six foot three, Lauren.
22:41Oh, yes.
22:42This one is.
22:43Oh, really?
22:43Yeah.
22:44Really?
22:44Yes.
22:45I'm not a child.
22:45You are, babe.
22:46Sorry, what?
22:47Do you two always picker like this, or...?
22:50Always.
22:54You know, I told him I was ashamed of him.
22:57Oh.
22:59I said...
23:00He told...
23:03No, no, no, not again, not again, not again.
23:09To his sons.
23:12Oh, why?
23:13Sir Patrick, there's some detectives here that, you know, um, I'll ask you some questions,
23:22but I can put them off if you want.
23:23No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, man, no, man.
23:25I want to talk to them.
23:26I want to talk to them.
23:27All you heard what Kat Slater said, eh?
23:31She said, if Miss Sun ever get near she daughter, she gonna kill him.
23:36That is what she said today.
23:40All right?
23:41So?
23:42No.
23:45All right.
23:51What's this?
23:52Nigel asked us to help him with all this.
23:55I mean, I thought that he was a help.
23:56Mum, don't spoil it.
23:57Sorry.
24:00Nigel.
24:01Julie.
24:06Would you do me the honour of marrying me?
24:13You felt married.
24:15I bought it for you in a shop.
24:17It's a marriage.
24:20We're already married, sweetheart.
24:23You could renew your vows.
24:25What?
24:25Yeah.
24:26Yeah.
24:27Yeah, people do it all the time, don't they?
24:29No, they get remarried to show they still love each other.
24:32Go on, Nigel.
24:33Go on.
24:34One more time.
24:38Oh.
24:41Oh.
24:45Julie.
24:47Would you do me the honour of remarrying me?
24:51I hope you.
24:54Yes.
24:56Of course I will.
24:57You feel this guy.
24:58What's the girl that got run over?
25:09What's she doing here?
25:11I don't know.
25:12Yes, you do.
25:15When we met,
25:16I was upset.
25:19I'd drunk too much
25:21and I had gone to the hospital
25:24with the idea of confronting her.
25:27Zoe.
25:29The security guards, they chucked me out.
25:31Um, so I was standing outside screaming
25:34about how much I hate Zoe Slater
25:36when she turned up.
25:42She was nice.
25:44You know, she listened, she was generous.
25:49She bought me gifts, she made me feel special.
25:52She made out that I didn't need to just confront Zoe,
25:56but I needed to do it in a way that was gonna
25:58give me back my power.
26:01Uh...
26:02Like tormenting her, it was gonna make me feel better.
26:05And it...
26:11It felt good.
26:15Someone finally had my back.
26:17Someone was finally on my side, you know?
26:19But Chrissie, she was...
26:23She wanted to go further.
26:24She just kept wanting to go further.
26:26And...
26:27Even today, she said something.
26:29It was like...
26:29What?
26:31Chrissie could be...
26:32You know, she could, like, talk in...
26:34in riddles.
26:35You know, if that's the word.
26:37Like, you don't really understand
26:38what someone's saying.
26:39Not exactly.
26:40Jasmine, what are you saying?
26:42Today, she said something about Zoe
26:45deserving what was coming for her.
26:47Like, like, there was something more
26:50than what we had planned.
26:52And...
26:53the fire...
26:54I started it.
26:56Okay, but...
26:57But it was her idea.
26:59She's capable of this.
27:03She said that I had to get out of there
27:05before the police turned up.
27:07How would she know the police were gonna turn up
27:10unless she knew Anthony was dead?
27:17She said if I dubbed her in,
27:19she's gonna come for me.
27:21Do you think she killed Anthony?
27:25Do you?
27:28Yeah.
27:31Yeah, I think she did.
27:34Why didn't I see it?
27:37She's killed Anthony
27:38and she's trying to frame Zoe.
27:39Sorry.
27:44Chrissie killed Anthony!
27:45Bye-bye.
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