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The Boulet Brothers Holiday of Horrors Episode 1
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00:00Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas
00:30Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry, Merry Christmas
00:33On, on this end, on without end
00:36Their joyful talk to everyone
00:38On, on this end, on without end
00:51Their joyful talk to everyone
01:00On, on this end, on without end
01:29Happy holidays, uglies
01:37At first glance, the Christmas season can seem joyful, warm, and inviting
01:42The glow of twinkling lights
01:44The laughter around the fire
01:47The scent of pine and cinnamon
01:51But turn the diamond just slightly
01:53And those happy images can turn very cold
01:56The kind of chill that seeps into the marrow
01:59And gnaws at the soul
02:02The laughter becomes strained
02:04The crackling fire whispers of secrets
02:07Best left buried
02:08For some, Christmas is not joy
02:10But a pageant of isolation
02:12Empty rooms where laughter once echoed
02:16Gifts left unopened beneath a dying tree
02:19And even for those wrapped in the warmth of family
02:22There are other horrors
02:25The smiling Santa who lingers outside your window
02:28The cheerful gift, all glitter and bows
02:31With something sharp beneath the ribbon
02:34Yes, for every tale of joy
02:36There is one of terror
02:38Christmas is a time of gifts and gatherings
02:41But also of ghosts and grief
02:44And sometimes, the most frightening thing about the holidays
02:49Is the company you keep
02:52Which reminds me
02:55Even we ourselves have a special guest this Christmas
02:59Drack, do be a dear and illuminate our guest
03:03After all, nothing says holiday cheer
03:08Quite like the flicker of Christmas lights
03:11Ah yes, the true spirit of giving
03:14Giving someone a little spark of life
03:18Or rather, a lot
03:38Oh, don't struggle, darling
03:47It's just the thrill of reanimation
03:50It never quite loses its charm
03:52My darling
03:58I should have known I'd be spending the holidays with you two
04:03Whether I liked it or not
04:05David, really
04:06What is Christmas without a few forcibly festive guests
04:09Gracing the gathering
04:11Yes, but I must say
04:12There is nothing more horrifying
04:14Than waking up here with you two
04:17Year after year
04:19It's like the ghosts of Christmas past
04:22With a vendetta
04:23Well, now that you're awake
04:25And appropriately charged
04:27Let's begin our festivities properly
04:31Yes, to truly capture the season's spirit
04:34It's time for our first tale of holiday cheer
04:38A story about family
04:39About the bonds that never truly break
04:42Not even into
04:43Because sometimes the greatest horrors
04:47Aren't the ones that arrive uninvited
04:49But the ones you welcome in
04:53Now gather around and remember
04:56For some
04:57The cold embrace of death
04:59Is just the beginning
05:01This tale is aptly titled
05:04Gouda Tale
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05:17Gouda Tale
05:18I don't know.
05:48Look, I know it's not the happiest time, but it's Christmas Eve.
05:56We need to make the best of it.
05:58She wants to be happy.
06:02We're not even unpacked yet.
06:05Like, at all.
06:07All of my shit is still in boxes.
06:10All her stuff is still here.
06:12Everywhere I look, I see her.
06:14I know.
06:16Look, it just...
06:17It didn't feel right getting rid of anything.
06:19It's too soon.
06:21You guys should be happy.
06:25She left us this huge house.
06:27Fresh start.
06:28It's sad what happened to her, but she's the full wife.
06:46We all gotta go sometime.
06:47He's right.
06:51We could have never afforded a house after your dad left.
06:55I mean, we were barely making it before John showed up.
06:59How did John help, exactly?
07:03Grandma left us the house and the money.
07:06Judy, don't be difficult.
07:08because this is already hard enough.
07:10I don't know.
07:40Why did you leave me here alone with them?
08:10Judy, honey, I'm so sorry.
08:23Look, I know this happening so close to Christmas makes it a hundred times worse.
08:30I miss her too.
08:32So much.
08:33I can't even believe this is our life now.
08:39I don't like it, Mom.
08:46I don't want to be here with him.
08:49I think it's gross that he's even in this house.
08:52Judy, please.
08:54Try to understand that your dad has been gone a long time.
08:58Would you prefer me to just be alone forever?
09:06If this is the alternative, then yeah, I would.
09:16You know what?
09:17Forget it, Mom.
09:17Merry Christmas.
09:47Merry Christmas.
14:47Bon appétit, my little Christmas cadavers.
14:52We're getting a head start on our holiday feasts.
14:56Oh, please, spare us the calamitous cuisine.
15:04Honestly, Drac, your foray into food is positively rightful.
15:07Oh, it's beautiful.
15:08It's beautiful.
15:09It's beautiful.
15:10I can still feel it twitching.
15:13How festive.
15:15And great!
15:17Anyways, since we're going to have a gift for all of you, a story about true holiday horror and a little winter's tale about a beast who doesn't just haunt the mountains, but haunts them.
15:39And remember, and remember, the scariest part of the holidays isn't what's hiding under your tree, it's what's clawing at your door.
15:48We call this one, we call this one, we call this one, yeti or not.
15:54We call this one, Yeti or not.
15:56We call this one, Yeti or not.
16:26Come on!
16:27Come on!
16:28Come on!
16:29Come on, get ready to drive me to the place!
16:33We've been going at this for hours, okay?
16:42We need to make a decision.
16:43I said it a thousand times.
16:45We kill it, and when the sun comes up, we try to find our way back to the car.
16:48Plus, look what the fucker did to my arm.
16:50It's an animal.
16:51What did you expect it to do?
16:52Look at it.
16:53It's scared, it's hurt.
16:54oh it's hurt it's scared it tried to kill us and it's definitely what took
16:58Tara no no we don't know that for sure okay yes it's the reason why eight
17:02people are missing we don't know that this is what took those eight people my
17:05sister was one of those people exactly plus look at its eyes don't just because
17:11we trapped it doesn't mean that you have to be cruel to it guys look the sun
17:14will be up any minute but let's just leave it in the snare and go get help
17:17that's the smart thing to do look look it waves at me Raven shut up it just
17:22moved its arm you're crazy all right stop all right we're here for Tara okay and
17:28I want to know what happened to her and I want to know if this thing is the thing
17:30that took her it is don't don't fucking touch me you're being an asshole Jesus
17:36Christ Raven fuck Zoe you okay fine no that's it I'm done I'm fucking done this
17:42is ridiculous okay I'm gonna try to get back to the car one more time it's gonna
17:46be laid out soon I probably won't get lost and hopefully this will be a signal
17:50there but guys we need to stick together okay for Tara take care of them
18:00the snares choking it Raven get the fuck away from that thing sorry this is
18:15supposed to be humane Raven stop stop stop stop here it's okay if it was gonna hurt
18:23me it would have already you guys I got completely lost again there's no signal
18:47for
18:49yeah
18:50yeah
18:57yeah
19:01yeah
19:01yeah
19:06yeah
19:38Okay, what is a five-letter word for blameworthy?
19:48No.
19:49Help is a four-letter word, silly.
19:55I got it.
19:58Shame.
19:59Yep, that's it.
20:04Aren't you glad I helped you find your sister?
20:08Happy Christmas Day.
20:15Happy Christmas Day.
20:27Ah, there you are.
20:29I thought you naughty little things had untied yourselves and escaped.
20:35Trust us, don't bother.
20:37It'd be a waste of your time.
20:39You'd either just freeze to death or the hounds would tear you the little delicious bits of men's meat.
20:44So tell me again why I haven't already untied them?
20:50Christmas isn't the only winter holiday.
20:52There is also the horror of New Year's Eve.
20:55A night of resolutions, fresh starts, and ticking clocks that sound just a little bit too much like a countdown to the end.
21:04A time to remember those we've lost, and sometimes a time for those lost to remember us.
21:12After all, the dead have nothing but time, and they do love to stay in touch.
21:18The calls from beyond come when you least expect them.
21:24A voice on the line, a whisper in the attic.
21:28A message from the dearly departed who just can't take a hint.
21:34They say dead men tell no tale, but they never mention the dead calling collect.
21:40So tonight, we invite you to ring in the new year with a message from the other side.
21:48Let's raise a glass, my fiendish friends, because our next tale is a little story about goodbyes that come far too late.
21:56We call this one Old Acquaintance.
22:10I can't do this anymore.
22:36Ain't nobody making you stay here.
22:37You want to leave, baby girl, leave.
22:40But you walk out that door, don't come back!
22:43Daddy, what are you so afraid of?
22:45Get the hell out of my house!
22:48Oh!
22:50Getting late.
23:10I guess it's been a while since you've been back here.
23:26I guess it's been a while since you've been back here.
23:29Graduation.
23:30Right.
23:31You know, no one blames you for leaving.
23:40Everyone knows that your father had his demons.
23:42How did my father die?
23:55Violently.
23:56If you don't mind, I'm running late, so...
24:00If you don't mind, I'm running late, so...
24:07Oh, and happy new year.
24:12Why?
24:33Oh, my God.
25:03What the hell?
25:04Oh, my God.
25:34Oh, my God.
26:05I know you there, baby girl.
26:07I know you came home.
26:09I'm sorry.
26:11For all of you.
26:12So sorry.
26:15But my son told me you have to find the phone.
26:19You have to...
26:20You have to answer the call.
26:24Answer it before it finds you, too.
26:26Daddy.
26:27Answer it before it finds you.
26:28Oh, my God.
26:32What the hell?
26:34What the hell?
26:35What is going on?
26:36Ow!
26:37God damn it!
26:38Where the fuck is this?
26:40Where is it?
26:41For all things I might be a whole thing,
26:51I'm not wait to see, but I am the whole thing.
26:59What the fuck is it?
27:23You were right.
27:33You were all right.
27:36I have my demons.
27:38It got me.
27:38Now it's going to get you.
27:41Now it's going to get you.
27:43For all things I might be a whole thing,
27:57my dear.
27:58For all things I'm...
28:02You're all right.
28:05You're all right.
28:35Hello?
28:40Maya?
28:42Daddy.
28:44Daddy has held the phone.
28:46Answered.
28:47I know, baby girl.
28:50But you shouldn't have broken the answering machine.
28:56Now it's truly free.
29:05Back so soon, my calamitous little carolers.
29:17And scratching at the door for more, I see.
29:20Fear can be a real dopamine rush, can't it?
29:23And sometimes the scariest holiday tales are filled with merriment and misfortune.
29:30A Christmas tree caught on fire.
29:32The screams of naughty little brats being gobbled up by Krampus.
29:37A yule log to the skull.
29:39These truly are a few of my favorite things.
29:43Well, the holidays are all about family.
29:47And nothing brings people together like fear.
29:52Tonight we've prepared another holiday tale of our own.
29:56So grab your cocoa, gather round, and don't forget to look up.
30:01You never know who or what might come creeping down in the dead of night.
30:07We call this one Down the Chimney and trust us.
30:12The real horror isn't who comes in.
30:15It's who doesn't make it out.
30:16It's who does not make it out.
30:30Piano music
30:32END
30:32Refugee
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30:37END
30:38LEGAL
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30:44END
30:46I don't know.
31:16I don't know.
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37:26I don't know.
37:58I don't know.
38:00I don't know.
38:04I don't know.
38:06I don't know.
38:08I don't know.
38:10I don't know.
38:12I don't know.
38:14I don't know.
38:16But don't bother hanging the mistletoe because the only kisses you'll be getting this year are those of death.
38:23So may your Christmases be cursed and your New Year's Eve nightmarish.
38:46Amen.
39:16Amen.
39:46Amen.
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