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00:00Alarm coming in three, two, one, edit.
00:10Good morning, queens.
00:12Girl, the sun hasn't even risen yet.
00:15I need my beauty sleep.
00:16Come on.
00:17Are you ready to slay?
00:20I'm a little perturbed.
00:21I usually wake up the earliest, but this is a little too much for me.
00:25Keep it pushing, because we got places to be.
00:28Y'all thought I was going to be a gentle cruise director?
00:31Think again.
00:33In German, we say,
00:35The early bird catches the worm.
00:38Who are you robbing today?
00:40Get up.
00:43Here we are, another day, and I am awakened to fierce jumping on my bed.
00:49Get up.
00:51Get up.
00:52Get up.
00:53Get up.
00:54You're going to break the bed.
00:57Last day in the house.
00:59And we are going to have a blast.
01:00We got a big day ahead.
01:02We have a performance tonight.
01:04Now, I don't know what these other girls do on performance days.
01:07But I'm a lady that likes to have a spa day.
01:09I like a nice, relaxing mask.
01:11Get my skin and mind ready for a performance.
01:14We're out of here right now.
01:16All right.
01:17No time to waste.
01:18Bugs.
01:19Club.
01:20Another activity.
01:21Another challenge.
01:22Another sash.
01:23I hope you guys are ready, because today we are getting trained by an elite team of athletes who just so happen to go ref.
01:33Girl, what do you have planned?
01:35Dog sledding.
01:36No way!
01:37Dog sledding!
01:38Yes!
01:39Hmm, dog sledding.
01:42I'm excited for dog sledding, because I've been dog walking these bitches all week, so let's get it.
01:52Welcome, queens.
01:53Are you guys excited or what?
01:54Yes!
01:55Right on.
01:56We have a wicked day planned for you.
01:57Why don't we get over to the dogs?
01:58I'll introduce some pups, and then we'll get going on driving.
02:01Okay.
02:02Let's go.
02:05I love dogs.
02:06I love petting them.
02:07I love scratching behind their ears.
02:08Oh yeah, you want my scratches already.
02:10I want to know which family of dogs is faster.
02:13Which family of dogs has trained longer?
02:16It is frigid cold on this mountain, but the dogs are so cute and adorable, so they're keeping me warm.
02:22Oh my god, you got the bluest eyes.
02:25So needed after all of the madness.
02:28Oh my god.
02:30I'm not getting too close.
02:32They better not come sniff me, because every dog look at me like I'm a big juicy hot dog wrapped in bacon.
02:40But you ain't got to look at me like that.
02:45All right, queens, I'm going to teach you guys how to drive a dog team.
02:48So this brings us to our number one and most important rule in dog sledding.
02:52Any ideas what that is?
02:53Hold on.
02:54Hold on.
02:55Nailed it.
02:56Good job.
02:57Hey, don't let go.
02:58Has anybody ever fallen off?
02:59Oh yeah.
03:00Yeah, for sure.
03:01Oh lord.
03:02So, don't let go.
03:03Crystal clear, right?
03:04Don't let go.
03:05Feels a little dangerous the day of the show.
03:07What if I break a hip before performing?
03:09The command to get the dogs to go, guys, is hike.
03:12Hike.
03:13Hike.
03:14But when you give this command to the dogs, remember that this is their most favorite thing in the world.
03:17So this hike command comes out as a really happy, positive term.
03:20Hike.
03:21So as soon as you give the hike command, the next thing you say to the dogs right away.
03:25Good dog.
03:26Yeah.
03:27You can do it, O yellow.
03:28Go.
03:29You can do it, O yellow.
03:30Good dog.
03:31Okay.
03:32The more love and affection you give to them, the harder they'll perform.
03:36Like a dog, I love a good compliment.
03:39The command to stop is whoa.
03:41Whoa.
03:42For a gay drag queen, I know how to do whoa.
03:46Hike and whoa.
03:48Hike and whoa.
03:49I'm scared.
03:50This is the last sash game of slaycation, and I just need to make sure Tessa Testicle does not win.
03:57I'm a queen.
04:00Three queens will race head to head to head.
04:04Okay.
04:05And then the other three queens will compete.
04:07The winners of each race will face off in the finals.
04:11The winner will be crowned the mushing queen.
04:14Okay.
04:15I made the best queen win.
04:17Round one.
04:18Me versus Tessa versus Nikki.
04:20Wait, what are the words again?
04:22Hike.
04:23Hike.
04:24Whoa.
04:25I think I got this.
04:26I have three sashes.
04:31Even with Dana, I really need to win this heat.
04:35Let's go, girls.
04:37Are you ready?
04:38Three, two, one.
04:41Hike.
04:42Hike.
04:43Hike.
04:44Hike.
04:45Hike.
04:46Hike.
04:47Hike.
04:48Hike.
04:49Hike.
04:50Hike.
04:51Hike.
04:52Hike.
04:53Hike.
04:54Hike.
04:55Hike.
04:56Hike.
04:57Hike.
04:58Hike.
04:59Hike.
05:00Hike.
05:01Hike.
05:02Hike.
05:03Hike.
05:04Hike.
05:05Hike.
05:06Hike.
05:07Hike.
05:08Hike.
05:09My mind has been left behind,
05:10and I forgot the word for stop.
05:12Hey, brakes, buddy, brakes!
05:14I forgot the word!
05:15Fierce, you won!
05:16Fierce, you're the ultimate villain!
05:20Fierce crosses the ribbon first
05:22because she's the lightest bitch.
05:24That's the only legit explanation.
05:29I'm so fucking excited.
05:30I want to ride.
05:31Now in the second heat,
05:32it is Silky, Xena, and Alyssa.
05:36So the stakes are pretty high for this last sash game.
05:38Me and Tessa both have three, and Silky has two.
05:41No!
05:43T-Sash!
05:45I better win, because my pussy is frostbitten.
05:48If Silky wins, she has three, and it's a three-way tie.
05:51And I don't want that to happen.
05:52Three, two, one, go!
05:55Hike, hike, hike, hike!
05:57Hike, hike, hike, hike!
05:59There you go!
06:00This is not a parade.
06:02My dolls went down!
06:04Run, bitch!
06:05Hike, hike, hike, hike!
06:08Come on, baby!
06:09Yeah, baby, come on, baby, come on!
06:10Come on, baby!
06:11Yeah!
06:12Whoa!
06:14Alyssa just won this heat,
06:16and bitch, thank God she won something.
06:18Yeah!
06:20What was the most of it about?
06:20Oh, no, bitch, it was landslide.
06:23Condragulations, Alyssa.
06:26I was in last place.
06:28Now I'm advancing on and going head-to-head
06:31with Fierce Delicious.
06:33It's the final round between me and Alyssa,
06:35and she still doesn't have a sash,
06:37and I'm gonna make sure she doesn't get one.
06:42Three, two, one, go!
06:44Hey!
06:45I'm my team, go, go, go!
06:46Let me go, let me go, let me go, let me go!
06:50Alyssa has no chance of winning.
06:51I am so far in the lead.
06:53Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
06:56Yes!
06:57Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
07:01I won!
07:02Are we surprised?
07:03No.
07:04Good effort!
07:05Another challenge, and I was a lovely wanderer.
07:09Alyssa, I dog walked you.
07:12I really did.
07:13I dog walked you.
07:16Do y'all have earplugs?
07:17Because this bitch is going to be talking about
07:19her waiting for a long time.
07:20Fierce, you're the marching queen.
07:23Team Canada, Team Canada!
07:25Come on, Fierce!
07:28I am the marching queen,
07:30and I love all my subjects in this house.
07:33And I mushed you bitches up.
07:35But the thing is, there is a tie for the queen of slication.
07:40Zanna and Tessa.
07:42How are we going to break this tie?
07:44Because y'all know I'm ready to sit around a campfire,
07:46honey, like Survivor, and have these girls plead their case to me.
07:50Right!
07:51We're going to have to break that tie right here.
07:53Our production is trying to get a lot of money.
07:55to gag us by telling us there's a sudden death round
07:58between Tessa and Zanna.
08:00I ain't going down without a fight.
08:02And I went over to the dogs and I was whispering,
08:05you got this, please be Tessa.
08:06One of us is from this country.
08:07I ain't going down without a fight.
08:09One of us is born in the snow.
08:11Miss, I was born in the snow, too.
08:13I am in Switzerland.
08:15The winner of this race will be the Sash Queen of Slaycation 2.
08:22I have a lot to prove.
08:23I am the newest out of this entire cast.
08:25And I am just as good as the rest of them.
08:28I came in here with the first win.
08:31Oh!
08:33Mama's coming out.
08:34Tessa, before we go.
08:37Come on, girl.
08:38One of us.
08:39Three, two, one, go, go, go, go!
08:41Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
08:45Hurry, hurry, hurry!
08:46Hurry, hurry, hurry, hurry!
08:49Hurry, hurry, hurry!
08:50Whoa!
08:51Whoa!
08:52Whoa!
08:53Whoa!
08:54Whoa!
08:55Oh, my God.
08:56Zanna is the queen of Slaycation.
09:03You're welcome.
09:04And it's the hashtag Canada's on this year.
09:07Canada got the crown.
09:08Me and Zanna might have had some tension at the beginning
09:11of this Slaycation.
09:12I feel like I opened the doors for you to be acting
09:15like that way on TV.
09:16I don't know if you opened the door for that.
09:17But I've grown to love her.
09:19And I'm just happy the crown is staying in Canada.
09:22I'm now the queen of Slaycation.
09:24So, Zanna.
09:28Wow.
09:33That was a blast.
09:34Yes.
09:35I said I could mark this off my bucket list.
09:37Would you do it again?
09:41No.
09:41No, hold on, hold on.
09:42Let me think about it.
09:44Maybe not at 7 o'clock.
09:45I'm not used to have many drag friends
09:47in my career.
09:48I'm very much a solo act.
09:50And I like to have some mentors and people
09:53that I can really respect and rely on.
09:55And Alyssa is one of them.
09:57But this is what Slaycation is all about.
09:59Amen.
10:00The thing is, when I grew up watching you guys,
10:03I was not even a queen yet.
10:04And I was dreaming or even being able to have half
10:07of the confidence that you had or you were exuding
10:10and all the achievement that you were able to do.
10:12So I did look up to you for years before we even met.
10:16It took me a lot of balls to commit to the art of drag
10:21because for the longest time, people would not see this
10:24as a real career.
10:25I grew up with a single mom.
10:28My dad figure was never in the picture.
10:31And she always taught me to never victimize myself
10:36or never allow, you know, my skin to get softer
10:39and to just keep going because we were always on survival mode.
10:44There was nobody we could rely on.
10:46And to me, I would never be able to rest until I bought,
10:54until I bought a place for my mom to stay,
10:56until my sister can have the financials
10:59that her dad could have provided.
11:01You were creating your own path.
11:02Yeah.
11:03Your own destiny.
11:04And then to fast forward and see you
11:07as the host officially walking out.
11:10Welcome to Drag Race France, season 3.
11:12Yeah!
11:14Your perseverance and your tenacity will be your legacy.
11:17I am so proud of Nikki for everything
11:21that she has done with her career.
11:23There will be another young Nikki that will watch this show
11:26and maybe go, there's a space for me.
11:29There's a space for me.
11:30It's one thing to work towards that.
11:32It's another thing to hear someone you respect telling you that.
11:35I had so much fun with you.
11:37I wouldn't change anything.
11:41Gather around, ladies.
11:44It's our last lunch here in this house
11:47before we are headed off to turn it and burn it in this performance.
11:51The first course that Tracy's done for you tonight
11:53is the wild boar belly.
11:55It's a big staple on our menu at the restaurant.
11:57And then for the entree is our delicious bison short rib.
12:02Let's go.
12:03Enjoy.
12:04Y'all bring us that wine, honey.
12:05It's really good.
12:08What's the animal again?
12:10Puma.
12:10Boar.
12:11Boar.
12:11Boar.
12:12I like boar.
12:13Boar was pretty good.
12:14I did a dog sled race today.
12:15I'm going to try me a little bit of boar.
12:18A beast.
12:23Hakuna Matata.
12:24Well, cheers to today.
12:26Congratulations, cheers.
12:27Cheers to today.
12:28Our mushing queen.
12:29Wow.
12:30Cheers.
12:31It's so great to be sitting here with everybody.
12:34And we're not fighting.
12:35Nobody's getting up from the table.
12:37Don't look at me.
12:39I've never been able to take, like, an actual vacation.
12:41So this is, like, kind of crazy.
12:43What was everybody's favorite activity?
12:45Playing hockey with Alyssa.
12:47You better come on.
12:48Nicky!
12:49You better come on, Nicky, go.
12:50For you that are very adventurous like this, more power to you.
12:55Silky, you're the MVP of this vacation.
12:57You are definitely the heart of all this.
12:59You tried every single thing with open arms.
13:02Silky, no!
13:04Ugh.
13:06I think my favorite part was Frank-A-D's, the donut place.
13:10Oh, yeah.
13:11Because we had been so chaotic, and it's the one time that we got to see everybody
13:17peel up, layer their onion off.
13:19I think this last year has been very overwhelming for me.
13:23We all have to ask ourselves, who is the drag queen?
13:29Who is the person behind that?
13:31I really do believe that the wigs, the lashes, everything, none of this will save you unless
13:38you save yourself first, and most importantly, save the inner child.
13:43You have to take care of that and tell that person that they no longer have to fight.
13:50I just want to say cheers to you all.
13:51I'm going home sashless, but what I am going home with, I'm going home with memories that
13:55I will cherish and treasure forever.
13:58Amen.
13:59So thank you all.
14:00Amen.
14:01Thank you, everybody.
14:02Girls, eat up.
14:03Okay.
14:04Because it's time to get to that performance.
14:05Ooh!
14:06Yeah, right?
14:07Shit's getting real.
14:08Girls bad, doing bad things, big birds in bags, big claws and big brains.
14:15We arrived to the venue.
14:17Love the drag name already.
14:19I'm a little nervous because we haven't rehearsed yet, and it's almost showtime.
14:24At this point, sink or swim.
14:26Y'all spread out, spread out.
14:28Like, no, no, no, a line, a line, a line, get in line, everybody get in line.
14:33Miss Alyssa is taking the lead, and I feel like I'm in the Beyond Belief dance company.
14:37She's putting us to work.
14:38Let's go, sister soul.
14:40Transition.
14:41Walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk, walk.
14:44Oh, good.
14:45This looks like a line now.
14:46Yeah.
14:47The ones that are at the bottom are not lit up the same way, though.
14:49What?
14:50The ones that are here have less lights.
14:52So I think we should be, like, slightly like that with Silky.
14:55Yeah, sure.
14:56Make it work.
14:57If you've never worked with Alyssa before, it is pretty fucking simple.
15:02Take a step back and listen to the mother.
15:04If you feel like you're not in the light.
15:05No, no, that's fine.
15:06That's fine.
15:07It's just here.
15:08It feels darker than here.
15:09So, like, I think if you're right here, it's better.
15:10Yeah.
15:11Seems like not everyone has got the same memo, Nikki.
15:14So it's three people, and then it's two.
15:16Has everybody seen?
15:17Nikki, you got light?
15:18Yeah, I have the light.
15:19Thank God.
15:20Amen.
15:21God, the host has the light.
15:23Find your light.
15:24You're going to be just fine.
15:25Five, six, seven, eight.
15:27So, sister.
15:28What's so sister?
15:30Huh?
15:33You want her alone on the runway for the chorus?
15:35Or you want maybe to kind of, like, do a triangle like this?
15:37Maybe when she's done with her verse.
15:39You guys could go forward and I could go backwards.
15:40No, not even.
15:41They appointed me the stage manager.
15:43I don't know what for, what reason why.
15:45Because at this point, we got so many damn cooks in the kitchen.
15:49Maybe we're done.
15:50I was trying to get there, but.
15:51You were, you, everybody's got to be so anxious about it.
15:54I was going to explain.
15:55Nobody's going to go forward.
15:56You're very anxious.
15:57I promise you I'm very chill.
15:58I promise you I teach for a living.
15:59You're very anxious.
16:00What the fuck?
16:02Are we anxious?
16:03All of y'all are anxious, actually.
16:05There's a little bit of tension between the host and the global all-stars winner.
16:10I don't care to be the leader, so Nikki, you love to be, so do that for you.
16:15Oh, okay.
16:16We need to stop the energy because you're the one who's stressed out right now.
16:18Nobody wants to be here.
16:19I'm stressed out because I'm trying.
16:20I got things.
16:21I got to get ready.
16:22Me too.
16:23We all trying to understand what's going on here.
16:24But if I'm explaining and then everybody's like, but, but, but, I need to be here.
16:27I can't, I can be here.
16:28I think she's anxious.
16:29It's in moments like this that I realize I am a fabulous one woman show.
16:37We're going to walk through it.
16:38So Nikki, we're, we walk in.
16:39We walk in.
16:40Back in.
16:41You're going to be in the light.
16:42Don't worry.
16:43We walk in.
16:44Y'all two should be like this.
16:45Girl, I can't with this.
16:46Y'all are going to be.
16:47This rehearsal is overwhelming.
16:49I'm not sure what this performance is going to be like tonight.
16:52I'm the dancing diva and I'm here to slay.
16:54I think y'all should, if you want to, yeah, if you want to move it a little bit closer.
16:57Okay.
16:58Baby, just here.
16:59Back a little bit.
17:00It's supposed to be a bowling ball.
17:01All right.
17:02Y'all are like not understanding of this face.
17:03Okay.
17:04Like y'all.
17:05Sir.
17:06Yes, sir.
17:07See, like, I know y'all want to be in the front.
17:08Like everybody chill out.
17:09You're going to get your fucking moment.
17:10God damn.
17:11We're just placed where you want us to be placed.
17:12It's here.
17:13I am truly starting to lose my patience.
17:15You're looking like you're bothered.
17:16Are you bothered?
17:17Oh, no, I'm just, I'm not going to be seen.
17:18Your energy is up.
17:19But you are going to be seen.
17:20You're on the station with me.
17:21I'm going to be hidden by her massive costume and her beautiful hair.
17:24And I still want to stand out in this performance.
17:26I agree.
17:27I agree.
17:28We'll be seen.
17:29I'm just listening to what you said.
17:30So get right here and get in the thing.
17:32And stop looking like.
17:34So Alyssa's kind of over it.
17:35Okay.
17:36Girl.
17:37She said bye.
17:38Bunch of wannabe divas.
17:40Child, these girls are doing the absolute most.
17:43They're adding to the choreography, changing the choreography, criticizing the choreography.
17:48All at once is too much.
17:50Ba, two, three, four.
17:52Ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, ba, freeze.
17:55People are outside the windows, just hammering against them, going, Tessa, Tessa, where are you?
18:08The house is packed.
18:10The seats are full.
18:12And we're putting on our last finishing touches before hitting the stage.
18:18Girls, this location has truly been necessary because, let's be honest, the world right now, it's heavy.
18:26It's rusty, but thank you.
18:28Drag is, like, uncertain right now.
18:30Yeah.
18:31Because of our current administration.
18:33I know, like, the day of the election, once the results came in, my older brother's like, are you ready to use your degrees again?
18:40Because he was like, he wasn't sure if we're going to be able to do drag.
18:44But that's exactly why we need to continue doing what we do.
18:47Absolutely.
18:48Administrations come and go, but humanity, queerness, this is impossible to kill.
18:55And it's our duty to continue doing it stage after stage, country after country, because they can't get rid of us, bitch.
19:02We've been here since the beginning of time.
19:03Right.
19:04Okay.
19:05Now more than ever, we have to go on stage and we have to fight because we cannot be suppressed again.
19:10Ladies, I wanted to say, I know I can be a lot sometimes and I can be very feisty, but thank you for giving me the grace to be myself, but also let me show another side of myself.
19:23And I feel like I came in here going on a vacation, but I left with five new sisters.
19:28Oh.
19:29Absolutely.
19:30And I love all of you.
19:31We love you, miss.
19:32We're good.
19:33We're sisters.
19:34I love her.
19:35This is so exciting for me.
19:36This is my first dress show and my new body.
19:39Oh, yeah.
19:40Show it.
19:41Show it.
19:42Show it to that.
19:43Show the body.
19:44I don't know what the body look like, but you know.
19:46Damn.
19:47With this new body, the possibilities are limitless.
19:51There's a new silky and she just getting started.
19:57Let's give these bitches a show.
19:59Yes.
20:00To vacation season two.
20:03Woo.
20:04Surprise.
20:05Season one is in the business.
20:06Yes.
20:07Wow.
20:08Wow.
20:09Congratulations.
20:10Season two is so happy and connected more than ever.
20:16And of course, who's knocking at the door?
20:18Oh my God.
20:19Oh my God.
20:20Oh my God.
20:21Boa and Jada since vacation season one.
20:23My Toronto sisters are in the house.
20:26Security.
20:27Woo.
20:28You look fucking good, bitch.
20:30You look good.
20:31You look good, bitch.
20:32You look good, bitch.
20:33Put down the bar castle key.
20:35I drink whiskey, and I put it down.
20:38All right, queens, the moment has arrived.
20:40So it's time to crown the ultimate queen
20:42of Slaycation season two.
20:44Oh.
20:45Oh, I wonder who it could be.
20:47So let's hear it for our second ever queen of Slaycation,
20:51Santa!
20:56I'm so surprised.
20:58Whoa.
21:00We have a winner.
21:02I'm a queen.
21:04Condragulations, Santa.
21:08Santa really do.
21:10Honestly, it feels correct.
21:13Slur, everyone.
21:14All right.
21:16Girl, let me try that crown on.
21:17Oh, no, no, that's bad look, that's bad look.
21:19OK, queens, we are going to get out of your hair.
21:21Get ready for your show.
21:22OK.
21:23Because it's going to be sickening, OK?
21:24It will.
21:25It will be amazing, bitch.
21:26Is it going to be better than the one on season one?
21:27Baby, don't knock too much.
21:29No, bitch.
21:31Good on, girl.
21:32Bye, girl.
21:33Yeah, get the tequila for the girl.
21:36We're going to do our chairs.
21:39Yes.
21:40Up the bum.
21:41No, baby.
21:42Turn up.
21:43We are shaking in our little stripper heels.
21:46I'm excited, but I'm so nervous.
21:48I haven't performed in three months.
21:50Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
21:52How are we doing?
21:53Good?
21:54Doing good?
21:57Because I'll turn the tunes.
21:59Make some noise for the Queen's All-Sanimation season.
22:03Yeah!
22:11What's no justice?
22:13You go justice.
22:14S to the end to the all justice.
22:16What's no justice?
22:18Go justice.
22:19Look at me, that glamorous yam.
22:23Thick and tasty like the Christmas ham.
22:27I'm so sweet.
22:28Yes, my lily's a treat.
22:30You know my talent is cold, and I can't be beat.
22:34She's my sister, girl, sister.
22:36Beat your eyes on me, I'm delicious, you see.
22:38Like a dangerous viper, my fangs up on her.
22:40I've got you in cuffs, lock and key.
22:42What's your safe word?
22:43Scream it for me.
22:44It's cold outside, get between these sheets.
22:46If you don't have money, then hit it, sweet.
22:48Come suck on me with your favorite treats.
22:50I'm Xana, baby, villain of the street.
22:52What's no justice?
22:53You go justice.
22:55S to the end to the all justice.
22:57What's no justice?
22:59It's been winterland, I'm a wonderland.
23:01But I'll make your heart like we're in Thailand.
23:03T-O-L-L is on the floor.
23:05Only thing you gotta say is,
23:07Puita Doha!
23:08Partying all night long.
23:09Fierce, please, get off your phone.
23:11Tess, please, some more.
23:12Patron me and my girls on Sleeky song.
23:15Now, girls, sister.
23:17Did you feel the weather for a delicious season, bitch?
23:19Know you love it, how I strut?
23:20I'm the coldest God, I'm sick.
23:21I'm a queen, I'm a boss.
23:22I can trust a Mrs. Frost.
23:23If I want it, then I've got it, and I've never checked the cost.
23:25Winter, mini, fresh.
23:26I look fierce in the flesh.
23:27I'm frigidless, like less and fashionista.
23:28I'm dressed in a itty-bitty tiny teeny diamonds.
23:30I'm a kiddie-kamekusi by my fire on the heat up in the city.
23:32No, sister.
23:33You go, sister.
23:35It's to an end to the mostest place.
23:37What's now, sister?
23:39No, I gotta say coke like Matterhorn.
23:41Big step, every move, got the eyes torn.
23:43Big body, bitch, got the plates all clacking.
23:45Frost by touch, sift like a mannequin.
23:47Atom ups, you're a sect like a glacier.
23:49Cut deep, every word like a razor.
23:51Tess, I keep my name, stay on your radar.
23:53Call me AdWords, cause I split like a laser.
23:55It's A-L-Y-S-S-A.
23:59I'm the dancing diva, and I'm here to slay.
24:01Bring in winter, heat, I set the stage on fire.
24:03I've been that queen since season five.
24:05Mesquite to the world, they know I gag them.
24:07Post for the camera, upload, and tag them.
24:09Queen of the world, but I'm not bragging.
24:11Model's gonna always let them have it.
24:13The performance went exceptionally well,
24:33and I feel like I was the star of it, but I always do.
24:37I came on a vacation.
24:42I got slayed.
24:44I laughed, I high-fived, I hugged, I shed some tears.
24:47And I am leaving a better person,
24:50because I knew all of these queens.
24:55I'm very grateful for this slaycation.
24:57At the beginning, I didn't know what to expect.
25:00And I realized, being here, that there is a community
25:05that loves and supports every fiber of my being.
25:09I really don't want to say goodbye to these girls,
25:13because I truly did get to love them so much that
25:17I just don't want to let them go.
25:19Slaycation season two was something that I went into
25:23just thinking of having fun.
25:25And it healed me in many ways,
25:27because I'm proving to myself that I can let my guard down,
25:30and I can trust the girls.
25:31I don't have to always be a solo act.
25:33This slaycation experience was really needed,
25:34and honestly, I really had a great time
25:36with all my sisters here.
25:37I'm glad they've grown to love me,
25:39and I'm really going to miss them, maybe even Xana.
25:42It's a bittersweet goodbye,
25:45but leaving here today,
25:47I know I have solidified myself with these girls
25:49as a sister, as a friend.
25:50It's so heartwarming for me.
25:52I've lost a nail as well.
25:53Can we figure out where that went?
25:55I also want to say, in addition,
25:58that if you like this new body,
26:00I'm looking for a husband.
26:02And cheers to the art of drag.
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