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00:00I'm fine about that, how much do you want?
00:07I'd get along with money all right.
00:10And I'll have to pay for it.
00:15That's on the square.
00:21Come on.
00:38You're relieved?
00:40What?
00:41I've lost her. I've lost her again.
00:42Right, okay. If she tells them what happened, there's a good chance...
00:45A good chance of what?
00:47What, they chuck her in the cell and throw away the key, eh?
00:49No, it's gonna be okay all right.
00:50Oh, get off!
00:55You're having a good look, aren't you? Right?
01:10Are you the landlady of this pub?
01:19We have an unresponsive nailer between the news is the property to keep updated.
01:34Kim, wash your dry.
01:39Oh, you know, my nails and everything, you know.
01:43But Chelsea likes dishes, isn't it?
01:44Yeah, Chelsea.
01:45Chelsea, do I have myself a volunteer?
01:49I've seen what's going on at the bit.
01:51Of course, there is.
01:54What's going on?
01:55Where's your mum?
01:56That's not funny.
01:57No, I'm not trying to be funny, OK?
01:59What if the witness protection got it wrong about the falls?
02:01What?
02:02Oh, do you know what?
02:03I can't handle this now.
02:04Sorry.
02:05Mum?
02:06No, I'm Louis Beckinsale, please.
02:08What is it?
02:09No, no, nothing.
02:10Right.
02:11I'll sort out Grant and Harvey.
02:13Yeah.
02:14You need to go find mum.
02:15Maxie's long gone and she needs to be with us all.
02:18Please, OK?
02:19It's Christmas.
02:26Hi.
02:27What?
02:28Is it Zoe?
02:29Is it Zoe?
02:30Zoe?
02:31Auntie's been all over the place today.
02:32Has he done something?
02:33OK, can you just find out what's happened?
02:35I'm not on the telly, but I'm well known.
02:45Am I funny?
02:46Debitable.
02:47Yeah.
02:48Not really.
02:49Will you stop being so cryptical, please?
02:50No.
02:51No, honey, you're not funny.
02:53Right.
02:54Who am I?
02:55One question per round.
02:56Correctly.
02:57How many times?
02:58OK, sorry.
02:59My turn.
03:00My turn.
03:01So I am a famous man who plays sports.
03:03Yes.
03:04Am I married to someone famous?
03:08Yay!
03:09Where are you going?
03:10I'm just going to go and get some water.
03:11Oh, no.
03:12Looking in mirrors, you.
03:13I wouldn't dream of it, officer.
03:14Right.
03:15Come on, Phil.
03:16Your turn.
03:17Oh, God.
03:18I don't know.
03:19Ask a question.
03:20Old people.
03:21Tell them about your...
03:22Billy.
03:23Assets.
03:24Am I ill and sugar?
03:26Oh, no.
03:27No.
03:28No.
03:29No.
03:30No.
03:31No.
03:32No.
03:33No.
03:34No.
03:35No.
03:36No.
03:37Oh.
03:38No.
03:39Oh.
03:40Oh.
03:41Oh.
03:42Oh.
03:43Oh.
03:44Oh.
03:45Oh.
03:46Oh.
03:47Oh.
03:48Oh.
03:49Oh.
03:50Oh.
03:51Oh.
03:52Oh.
03:53Oh.
03:54Oh.
03:55Oh.
03:56Oh.
03:57Oh.
03:58Oh.
03:59Are you looking for this?
04:00Thought my days of picking up men's socks were over.
04:01Oh.
04:02Who's there?
04:08I don't know.
04:10Just wait here and keep.
04:11Shh!
04:24Oh, Ian!
04:27Yeah, I thought I saw a light on upstairs.
04:32I'm sorry.
04:35Peter sent me. He was worried about you.
04:38Oh. It changes tune.
04:40Well, the point is, you...
04:43You shouldn't be on your own drinking at Christmas.
04:48What makes you think I've been doing that?
04:50I know you, Cindy.
04:53Well, you should know that for the past hour
04:57I've been making love to a stranger upstairs.
05:00Stop messing about, all right?
05:01Come and enjoy some Christmas cake with your family, yeah?
05:07Something's happened at Le Vic, all right?
05:08There's an ambulance outside and it...
05:12Reminded me of last year.
05:17You screwed yourself in.
05:20He does the same thing every year.
05:22Pull his belly and fall asleep when it's time to wash the dishes.
05:30Are you missing her, eh?
05:33Well, he sent a present with Denzel.
05:37I dare not open it in case it has a store alarm still attached to it.
05:40It's okay to be sad, you know?
05:41It's okay to be sad, you know?
05:48Watch this.
05:50This full of rum.
05:51The aroma of my cake has brought them all home.
06:05Of course.
06:09Denise?
06:10What is wrong?
06:13What is it?
06:14What is it?
06:18You all right?
06:20Who was her?
06:21My ex-husband.
06:23Condescending prat.
06:24I'm as if I want to sit across the table and look at his smarmy face.
06:28He's obviously desperate to have me back.
06:31I can't stand the sight of him who makes my skin crawl.
06:33And do not get me onto my mother-in-law.
06:36Ex-mother-in-law.
06:38If he thinks I drink too much, he needs to look closer to home.
06:40And who is the common denominator in all of this?
06:44That man needs to look in the mirror.
06:45I'm telling you.
06:48Oh.
06:49Sorry, I'm boring you now.
06:52Oh, no, no.
06:55I'm not really a therapist type either.
06:58I think you're right, you know?
06:59It's probably best we just keep things mysterious.
07:04Well.
07:06See you then.
07:07I'd be like that.
07:08I'm not being like anything.
07:17I would ask for your number, but...
07:19Yeah, well, even if you did, I wouldn't give it to you.
07:24We'd be so bad for each other.
07:28We're two similar.
07:30Hotheads.
07:32You don't know me.
07:33No.
07:35No, but I know me.
07:37I've been an idiot today.
07:40I've got a lot of making up to do.
07:43And I've made you realize that.
07:45How?
07:47It's like looking in the mirror.
07:53It's Christmas, all right?
07:55You should be with your loved ones.
07:56Even if that does mean sitting across from your smiley head.
08:04Now I'll see you around.
08:06Maybe.
08:09Is that mysterious enough for you?
08:15Merry Christmas.
08:17Merry Christmas.
08:42Is that the police?
08:44No.
08:45Anthony died.
08:46What?
08:47Patrick's son?
08:48Yeah.
08:49The one that was picking up all the fuss earlier?
08:50Yeah.
08:51Died?
08:52Yeah.
08:53How?
08:54I don't know.
08:55I just found out.
08:57What did the police want my cat?
08:59Well, it was in the Vic, apparently.
09:01Something happened?
09:02Someone did this?
09:03Looks like it.
09:04Looks like it?
09:05What looks like it?
09:06Well, I don't know.
09:07I don't know.
09:08I just found out.
09:10What did the police want my cat?
09:12Well, it was in the Vic, apparently.
09:15Something happened?
09:16Someone did this?
09:17Well, it looks like it.
09:18Looks like it?
09:19What looks like it?
09:20Well, I don't know.
09:21Jean, I'll tell you what.
09:23Why don't you go to bed and I promise we'll talk about it first thing in the morning?
09:27You're not a chance of sleeping, Alfie.
09:29Oh, poor Patrick.
09:31Should I text Yolanda, do you think?
09:33Will they want to interview me?
09:34Do they think it's cat?
09:35It's not cat.
09:36Is it?
09:39No.
09:41So, did you hear anything from the bar?
09:43No.
09:44No, we were so busy.
09:46And then the power went and we just shifted all over here.
09:49The power went?
09:51Yeah, it was a nightmare.
09:53Yeah, right during serving as well.
09:57I didn't hear anything that was happening upstairs.
10:00And do you know of any reason why Mr Truman might be visiting your daughter?
10:04No, he was really drunk earlier.
10:06Earlier?
10:07Yeah, in the bar.
10:08He was...
10:10He was saying all sorts.
10:13I think he had it in for Zoe because...
10:16Because...
10:17They were in a relationship but it's ancient history but...
10:22He obviously couldn't let it go.
10:26Are we done here?
10:27He came with me and I pushed him and he stepped back and he banged his head on the door.
10:34Just take your time.
10:37I don't see how that could have killed him.
10:39Because it weren't even that hard.
10:40And if I did, I didn't mean to.
10:41I didn't mean for any of this.
10:43None of it.
10:45Do you have kids?
10:46What were you fighting with Anthony Truman about?
10:49You should be with him.
10:51Because one day you're going to look back and think,
10:52why did I spend so much of my life at work?
10:54Why did I miss out on it all?
10:56This isn't about me, Zoe.
10:58I didn't realise what I was giving up.
11:00I don't think. I just act. I run.
11:02Right, so is that what happened tonight?
11:03With Anthony?
11:04You didn't think?
11:05You just lashed out?
11:06No, no. That's not it.
11:07I...
11:10I don't remember.
11:11I never meant for this to happen.
11:13Have you been drinking?
11:14Not a drop.
11:15Because I wanted a clear head
11:16because I thought I was meeting my son.
11:18Your son was there tonight.
11:20What?
11:21No.
11:22No.
11:23It was a trick.
11:25A trick?
11:27Anthony tricked you?
11:28No, not him.
11:30Well then who?
11:31Come on Zoe, you've got to help me.
11:37No one.
11:38No one.
11:40No one.
11:42It was just him.
11:45And me.
11:51The pub was open.
11:52Anyone could have come in and whacked him over the head, couldn't they?
11:55Anyone.
11:56But you can't think of anyone specific.
12:00No.
12:04Is that it?
12:05For now.
12:06Thanks for your time.
12:07Yeah, thank you.
12:12Hello.
12:14What's happening?
12:16Jean, can you show our guests out please?
12:18Get down.
12:26Kat, what's going on?
12:27What did you tell them?
12:28I've got to go.
12:29No, no, no, no.
12:30You can't talk to me twice.
12:31Later.
12:32I'll tell you later.
12:33Kat.
12:34Kat.
12:35Oh, my God.
12:36Hey.
12:45Guys.
12:47Having a jolly Christmas?
12:48How many Coors are you?
12:49I don't know.
12:50My bad.
12:53I got to ask the question.
12:54Questions are bad, right?
12:55How about you ask me a question for a change, yeah?
12:56how about you ask me a question for a change yeah like whether i've had a nice family christmas
13:01yeah you know chance to catch up with the old man no distractions just a bit of quality one-on-one time
13:13jaz
13:18what can i
13:26what i can't find it i took it off to peel the potatoes earlier and now now it's gone took what off
13:33my wedding ring well where'd you put it on the windowsill you looked yes i've looked i've looked
13:39everywhere the only place i can think it can be is down the u-bend i must have knocked it down when
13:44i was doing a little bit of washing up can you take it apart and see what now yes now before it
13:50gets washed away nigel bought me that ring from a little antique shop off the royal mail in edinburgh
13:5525 years ago he proposed to me next to a little man who was playing the loudest bagpipes i've ever
14:00heard i couldn't tell what he was saying but he was down on one knee he nailed that ring in his hand
14:04and i am not i am not losing that ring down some london sewer phil please you know me coming to
14:13wolf and it wasn't just random i have people here
14:22family
14:25but it's it's complicated i've trusted the wrong person and i've got weight and things on my head
14:32we need to talk boy we're in the middle of something hop it you hop it it's a chicken shop
14:39not your gaff listen to me if you don't do one within the next five seconds i would do your face
14:43serious damage why is your oh kind of scary it's okay oscar just go
14:53i'll call you yeah
15:12where's chrissy
15:14but you two left together so where is she
15:18i don't know she ditched you yeah i ditched her actually
15:26don't get all excited it's not like i want to cozy up with your daughter yeah
15:31so funny you remind me so much of her you were rude stubborn brittle
15:38and gorgeous
15:44who was he who was who i heard a man was found dead in your pub
15:49who told you that oscar just just now who was he no one just someone zoe used to know
15:57you're hiding something i'm not he used to live here he came to visit his family
16:06it's horrible what happened really you're lying you can see it in your eyes
16:15you don't know me jasmine
16:16you screaming back there like your guts were gonna come out of your body
16:28i do that
16:32when it all gets too much and i i can feel stuff shooting through my veins um i do that
16:38please don't mind to me
16:48right before i tell you this yeah i want you to know you are not alone and our family
16:56your family have got big arms we'll look after you if that's what you want
17:03and zoe your mom she's so desperate to know you just tell me
17:14just say
17:21that man was anthony truman
17:25and he was your dad
17:33and he was your dad
17:47and he was your dad
17:51and he's the husband
18:03It's Anthony.
18:20Jasmine!
18:20Taxi!
18:21Taxi!
18:22Jasmine, where are you going?
18:22You can't live like this, please!
18:24Stop the camp!
18:25Listen, listen, mate, she's bladdered.
18:27If you want to spend the rest of the night mopping up her vomit,
18:29be my guest.
18:33Listen to me!
18:35Listen!
18:36Jasmine, it's freezing.
18:38You're not going to find anywhere else to stay tonight.
18:41Just come to my cousin's, have a cup of tea and warm up,
18:44and if you still feel like you want to leave,
18:45I'll sort the camp myself.
18:46I can't!
18:47Why?
18:48Because if she finds us, they're just going to kill me.
18:51Who?
18:52Chrissy.
18:54You're scared of her.
18:57Not her.
19:01Oh, good.
19:03Oh, what's that?
19:05It's tinfoil with giblets wrapped around it.
19:07You can put that on your finger if you want.
19:09It's not here.
19:10It's not here.
19:11Well, it's got to be.
19:17Unless it went into the stuffing.
19:20What if someone swallowed it?
19:21I think they'd notice.
19:23Sooner or later.
19:25Well, where is it then?
19:27Julie, it's just a ring, right?
19:29Nigel won't even remember.
19:31That's the whole point, Phil.
19:33Sorry, I don't think they're wrapped in there, mate.
19:38Julie, Nigel wants to see you in the front room.
19:41Yeah, just a minute, Billy.
19:43I'll just be a minute.
19:44Okay.
19:45Okay.
19:54Hello.
19:55Yeah.
19:56You got a little love bite?
19:58Peter, stop it.
20:00Oh, yeah.
20:00I thought you were back on the square five minutes.
20:01It's not that fast a mover.
20:03Thanks for, um, sending Ian to find me.
20:07Oh, I thought you hadn't managed it.
20:12Listen, Mum, you know, it's, uh, it's Jimmy's christening tomorrow, isn't it?
20:16Yeah.
20:16I can't wait.
20:18Oh.
20:18All right, Mum, you should know that there's, um, there's a chance that Lauren's dad's going
20:26to be there.
20:27Max Brannan?
20:28No.
20:29Mum.
20:30Mum.
20:30If that man dares to turn up at this precious baby's christening, there is going to be hell
20:34to pay.
20:35I just don't want there to be any arguments, please.
20:37Yes.
20:37Well, then make sure he doesn't turn up.
20:40I'm serious, Peter.
20:41I'm warning you.
20:44Yes.
20:45Are you hungry?
20:47So if you just drag this over here so we can forgive you.
20:51Yeah.
20:52Because I've been an idiot.
20:54Oh, please, Dad.
20:55I've heard you say that so many times.
20:58Do you know what I would love?
21:00I would really, really, really love for you to just don't act like an idiot in the
21:05first place.
21:05Oh, yeah.
21:06That's fair enough.
21:11Lovely.
21:13So what about you?
21:16Oh.
21:18You remembered I exist then, yeah?
21:21You've been smoking?
21:24Yes.
21:26Oscar.
21:27Don't, uh, Oscar me found them in your pocket.
21:32Oh.
21:35Don't you mind?
21:37Come on, Dad.
21:39You too.
21:43All right, Christmas tree, all right?
21:44Better go in the bin tomorrow.
21:46Yeah, well, you've only got one left, so...
21:48That was a full packet?
21:49Yes, and now I've got a sore throat.
21:51Don't lecture me.
21:52What?
21:53It serves you right.
21:54It's disgusting.
21:55Neither of you should be smoking.
21:56I've been upset.
21:58Oh, have you?
21:59Oh, darling.
22:00So, am I forgiven?
22:04I don't know.
22:06I love you, Oscar, all right?
22:08And I love you as well.
22:09I love both of you.
22:10Mm.
22:10Please don't.
22:11I feel ill enough.
22:12Yeah, don't, darling.
22:13Love stops it.
22:15I was going home with a christening.
22:17I mean...
22:18I'm still coming, you know?
22:19Yeah, yeah, as long as you're in your best behaviour and...
22:26Do you know what?
22:26As well, you're going to have to avoid Peter's mum just at all costs.
22:29Just stay away from her.
22:30Bad luck, Dad.
22:31She's a sore...
22:32Oh!
22:33Yeah, totally mental, mind you.
22:36Well, I think even Cindy ain't going to be interested in a kid.
22:40Oh, a kid's six foot three, Lauren?
22:41Well, yes.
22:42This one is.
22:43Oh, really?
22:43Yeah.
22:44Really?
22:44Yes.
22:45I'm not a child.
22:45You are, babe.
22:46Sorry, what?
22:47Do you two always bicker like this, or...?
22:49Oh, yes.
22:51Always.
22:54You know, I told him I was ashamed of him.
22:57Oh.
22:59I said...
23:01He taught...
23:05Not again, not again, not again.
23:09To his sons.
23:12Oh, why?
23:17Sir Patrick.
23:18There's some detectives here that...
23:20No, um...
23:21I'll ask you some questions, but I can put them off if you want.
23:24No, no, no, no, no, no, man.
23:25No, man, I want to talk to them.
23:26I want to talk to them.
23:28All you heard what Kat Slater said?
23:31Huh?
23:32She said if Miss Sun ever get near she daughter,
23:35she gonna kill him.
23:36That is what she said today.
23:40All right?
23:41So?
23:42No.
23:45All right.
23:51What's this?
23:52Nigel asked us to help him with all this.
23:55I mean, I thought that he was...
23:56Mum, don't spoil it.
23:57Sorry.
24:00Nigel.
24:01Julie.
24:06Would you do me the honour of marrying me?
24:13You felt married.
24:15I bought it for you in a shop.
24:17It's in my...
24:18Yeah.
24:20We're already married, sweetheart.
24:23You could renew your vows.
24:25What?
24:25Yeah.
24:26Yeah.
24:27Yeah, people do it all the time, don't they?
24:29No, they get remarried to show they...
24:31they still love each other.
24:32Go on, Nigel.
24:33Go on.
24:34One more time.
24:35Yeah.
24:38Oh.
24:41Oh.
24:45Julie.
24:47Would you do me the honour of remarrying me?
24:51I love you.
24:54Yes.
24:55Of course I will.
24:57You feel this guy.
25:07What's the girl that got run over?
25:09What's she doing here?
25:11I don't know.
25:12Yes, you do.
25:15When we met,
25:16I was upset.
25:19Um, I'd drunk too much
25:21and I had gone
25:23to the hospital
25:24with the idea
25:25of confronting her.
25:27Sorry.
25:29The security guards,
25:30they chucked me at.
25:31Um, so I was
25:32standing outside
25:33screaming
25:34about how much
25:35I hate
25:36Zoe Slater
25:36when
25:38she turned up.
25:40she was nice.
25:44You know, she, she listened.
25:47She, she was generous.
25:49She bought me gifts.
25:50She made me feel special.
25:52She made out that I didn't need to just
25:54confront Zoe,
25:56but I needed to do it
25:57in a way that was gonna
25:58give me back my power.
26:00like tormenting her,
26:04it was gonna make me feel better.
26:10And it,
26:11it felt good.
26:15Someone finally had my back.
26:17Someone was finally on my side,
26:19you know?
26:21But Chrissy, she was,
26:23she wanted to go further.
26:24She just kept wanting to go further.
26:25and
26:26even today,
26:28she said something.
26:29It was like,
26:29what?
26:31Chrissy could be,
26:32you know,
26:33she could like talk in,
26:34in riddles.
26:35You know,
26:36if, if,
26:36if that's the word.
26:37Like, you don't really understand
26:38what someone's saying.
26:39Not exactly.
26:40Jasmine, what,
26:41what are you saying?
26:42Today,
26:43she said
26:44something about Zoe
26:45deserving what was coming for her.
26:48Like, like there was something more
26:50than what we had planned.
26:52And
26:52the fire,
26:54I started it.
26:55Okay, but,
26:57but it was her idea.
26:59She's capable of this.
27:03She said that I had to get out of there
27:05before the police turned up.
27:07How would she know the police
27:09were gonna turn up
27:10unless she knew
27:11Anthony was dead?
27:18She said if I dobbed her in,
27:19she's gonna come for me.
27:21Do you think she killed Anthony?
27:25Do you?
27:25Yeah.
27:31Yeah, I think she did.
27:34Why didn't I see it?
27:37She's killed Anthony
27:38and she's trying to frame Zoe.
27:44Chrissie killed Anthony.
27:45I think she's gonna be the only one
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