She really created versions of herself

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00:00Good morning, Slits.

00:01Good morning, Chanel.

00:02My name is Chanel Oberlin, and I am the queen of Kappa Kappa Tau.

00:06No.

00:08No.

00:09No.

00:10These are my minions.

00:11I don't know their names.

00:12I don't want to know their names.

00:13They are known as...

00:14Chanel No. 2.

00:15Chanel No. 3.

00:16Chanel No. 5.

00:17I'm Chanel No. 1, obvi.

00:19There was a Chanel No. 4, but she got meningitis.

00:21She was like, I'm sick, I have to go home.

00:23And I was like, no, stay.

00:24But she went home anyway, and then she died.

00:26So another thing I was right about.

00:27A few ladies in bio have a colonic at 10.

00:32A lot of people talk smack about how sororities are exclusive and they're a class system.

00:35Well, guess what?

00:36Life is a class system.

00:38And a sorority is the one place left in the world where you get to pick and choose the people around.

00:41That obese specimen of human filth scrubbing bulimia vomit out of the carpet is Miss Bean.

00:45I call her White Mammy because she's essentially a house slave.

00:48Watch this.

00:48Excuse me, White Mammy?

00:50You're not allowed to call me that.

00:51Sorry, I have a question.

00:53And it's just a hypothetical.

00:54If I asked you...