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00:00Previously, Unheated Rivalry.
00:02Shane Hollander, I wanted to introduce myself.
00:04Okay.
00:05The two most talked about prospects in the world.
00:07Canada's Shane Hollander and Russia's Elia Rosanoff.
00:11It was Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:13We've seen each other a while.
00:15Yeah, Boston and Montreal play against each other often.
00:17What is your room number?
00:19This is such a bad idea.
00:20You're not going to tell anyone.
00:22There's no one to know.
00:23A lot of kids are going to be looking up to you.
00:25Where's your word, Rosanoff?
00:27My what?
00:28So what's my name going to be?
00:29A dream.
00:32How much pressure do you feel from the fans,
00:34from the hockey world in general?
00:35What was that?
00:36Not everything is about you, Hollander.
00:38What the fuck are you doing in public?
00:40No one is looking.
00:41You don't know that.
00:42Hollander, see you next season.
00:59You're in our way.
01:00You're in our way.
01:01You've gone through that.
01:02You can stay.
01:03You're in our way.
01:04You're in our way.
01:06You're in our way.
01:07You're in our way.
01:08You're in our way.
01:09You're in our way.
01:10You're in our way.
01:11You're in our way.
01:12You're in our way.
01:13You're in our way.
01:14You're in our way.
01:15You're in our way.
01:16You're in our way.
01:17You're in our way.
01:18You're in our way.
01:19You're in our way.
01:20You're in our way.
01:21You're in our way.
01:22You're in our way.
01:23You're in our way.
01:24You're in our way.
01:25You're in our way.
01:26You're in our way.
01:27You're in our way.
01:28Let's go!
01:58Hey, a golden star, you think you're clever, good God, she took a break, made a mistake, when she met Trevor, get us forever, get us forever, get us forever, get us forever, get us forever.
02:21You think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you think I'm pretty, you know what you want to put in, close it off, line back out on the ice for Boston.
02:32Oh, I don't think I'm lost in the game today, that's a big part of it.
02:37This one's coming, this one's coming, this one's coming, this one's coming, this one's coming, this one's coming.
02:43Get out soon, oh man, I hope you're gonna get out soon. I really hope you're gonna get out soon.
02:52I know you're at the right hunched over your phone like
02:59A tree atop a hill that's crooked from doing bad bites
03:07You say you're lost to seek all the power in your life
03:14You're washed up the relevant to standing in my light
03:21You're stained in my light
03:25You're stained
03:51Now get out the way
03:54Good job
03:56Just take a fucking nap
03:57I said I'll see you
03:59You wanna be up
04:00You wanna be
04:01Nice try
04:07Get out the way
04:09You're in our way
04:11Get lost forever
04:12Hey, if Rosanoff fucks you tonight, I'm gonna fucking back.
04:29I think you mean fucks with, buddy.
04:31I fucking mean what I mean.
04:33You're burning a fake Rosanoff oxide right now.
04:35The fuck does that mean?
04:37They do it to you all the time in Boston.
04:38You want to see it?
04:39No, thanks.
04:40Honestly, guys, it doesn't help me focus.
04:42Yeah, Mitty, go be weird somewhere else.
04:45I'm not even that weird.
04:47Whatever you need, Captain.
04:49Hey, Hollander, can you talk to NBC and some radio outlets in late time?
04:52Yeah.
04:55Oh, Mr. Hollander, what does Montreal have to do to win tonight?
05:00Well, hockey is a complicated, nuanced game,
05:03but it would be helpful if we scored more fucking goals than the other team.
05:07And how about that other team?
05:09Ilya Rosanoff has been on a tear lately.
05:12He had a hat-trick last week,
05:13and he's almost caught up to you in the scoring race.
05:15Want to know what he had to say about that this morning?
05:16No, I'll listen if he actually catches up to me.
05:19Thanks, guys.
05:19All right.
05:29All right.
07:20You will murder me.
07:22Maybe.
07:24Get in.
07:30Why the fuck did you think it's okay to sex me before the game?
07:32What the fuck?
07:34You were hard, weren't you?
07:36For how long? The whole game?
07:38Such a fucking ass.
07:40You missed me, didn't you?
07:42I fucking didn't.
07:44And I still beat your ass.
07:46Barely.
07:50Wow, nice place.
07:54Thanks.
07:56I bought it a couple years ago,
07:58but then this year I bought another one.
08:02Right next door.
08:04I eventually might turn it into one place,
08:06but for now I'm renting the next door one out.
08:08Mr. Businessman.
08:10Mr. Landlord.
08:12You asked.
08:14No, I didn't.
08:20So what do you want me?
08:30In the kitchen, on the floor?
08:34Fuck you.
08:38Did your mom buy all these pillows?
08:40No.
08:42I hired someone.
08:44A designer.
08:46You think there is enough?
08:48Such an asshole.
08:50I think maybe you'll like it.
08:54Smell the cigarettes from here.
08:56I had one.
08:58You shouldn't be smoking.
09:00You shouldn't be talking.
09:05Come here.
09:06No, you come here.
09:07No, you come here.
09:08No, you come here.
09:09No, you come here.
09:10No, you come here.
09:11No, you come here.
09:12No, you come here.
09:13No.
09:22You still want.
09:23You still want.
09:24You still want.
09:33Don't worry, it will fit.
09:40Oh, wow, wow, you think this will be enough?
09:48Fuck off.
10:10Please don't go.
10:17Please don't go.
10:20Please don't go.
10:26Oh, my God.
10:29Stay right here.
10:35He's okay.
10:38Please don't live.
10:43Oh, shit, no, shabby.
10:52Is he okay?
10:58No, shabby.
11:02It's you, it's you, it's me, it's you, it's you, it's you.
11:27It's you, it's you, it's you.
11:34Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
11:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:00Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
12:22Now the bed's all dirty.
12:24What?
12:26Shut up.
12:32We'll show it now, okay?
12:52You killed me, Lunder.
12:58I'm dead.
13:00That was so fucking hot.
13:06Worth the wait.
13:10I should go.
13:32So, obviously, we won't see each other during the Olympics, right?
13:36Oh, right.
13:37Your family must be happy there in Russia.
13:44Yes.
13:45My parents are pretty psyched for me.
13:48They're pissed they can't come, but my mom is starting to wake up at 4am to watch every game.
13:55I bet your parents will be there, right?
13:58My father, yes.
14:00Maybe my brother, but who knows.
14:03Cool.
14:03Well, anyways, I'm psyched. I've been dreaming about it my whole life.
14:08Dreaming of what? Ron's medal?
14:11I fucking wish, dude.
14:16Hey, uh, remember when I made you come, Hans Freak?
14:20Don't fuck yourself, Rosnan.
14:23Such a good drink.
14:25Your cab is definitely here.
14:26Bye.
14:46Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your all-star hockey podcast.
14:49For the first period, we are four days into this year's Winter Games, and there's already a contender for top story here in Sochi, Russia.
14:57What an embarrassing and promising year for the Russian men's hockey team.
15:01A hard pill to swallow on all mice, and especially for the young phenom, Ilya Rosanoff, chosen as his country's captain.
15:09All in there, what's up, motherfucker?
15:37Good boys.
15:40Holy fuck, can you believe Russia?
15:41Be nice, Bonnie.
15:42At least they fucking lost Latvia.
15:44Did you see that game?
15:45Yeah, it was a straight-up shit show.
15:46A debacle.
15:48Hey, what did Ross say about it?
15:50Uh, I don't know.
15:51Nothing to me, that's for sure.
15:53I think he knows Canada has this in the bag.
15:55Uh-uh.
15:56It's USA this year, baby. We're fucking coming for you.
15:58Okay.
15:58Trust me.
15:58You look great in Silver Vani. Don't even stress.
16:00Oh, good one.
16:04Does your room have that smell?
16:06Yes.
16:06Yes, it does.
16:08Is it black mold?
16:10Because that's what JJ thinks it is.
16:11Yeah, he's probably right.
16:12The good news is, we're not going to be here alone.
16:14All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating or?
16:16My buddy Joe is in that program.
16:17We train together.
16:19Would you guys be cool to do that?
16:21I'd love to show up for him.
16:22Hell yeah, man.
16:23Show up for any dude who's that brave.
16:26What do you mean?
16:29Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
16:31I mean, it's fucking brave for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
16:36Hey, here's me.
16:38Russia is not safe for folks like that.
16:41Fucking balls of steel, man.
16:42We're going to be here.
16:43Let's go.
16:43Let's go.
16:46Let's go.
16:47Let's go.
16:47Let's go.
16:49Let's go.
16:53Let's go.
16:55Man, your buddy fucking killed it.
17:16Yeah, he did.
17:20I'm just going to find the bathroom.
17:25Hey.
17:46I'm not here.
17:47No, I'm not.
17:50I saw you up here.
17:51I wanted to see how you're doing.
17:52Fine.
17:54Go sit down.
17:55We are not anything.
18:01Go away, Holander.
18:09Are you okay?
18:11Please, go.
18:14You didn't answer my text.
18:17No, I did not answer your boring text.
18:19Now you go.
18:22Fine.
18:23Fuck.
18:24You need to meet me.
18:39Yes, my father.
18:39The minister still wants to meet you tonight, regardless of what you want.
18:47This is my honor.
18:49You should be proud of my honor.
18:52After yesterday, you won't lose...
18:57...Latwia.
18:59...Latwia.
19:01And he's still drinking.
19:03How did you do this before?
19:05It's not sad?
19:06It's not sad, dear.
19:07But it's not so bad.
19:09They don't teach you discipline in this American League.
19:12It's not a game, it's a shame.
19:14It's not a shame.
19:16It's not a shame that you showed up in childhood.
19:19I'm playing better than when I was born.
19:22Our team is damaged.
19:24The team is not playing.
19:26What is that?
19:27What is that?
19:30You're a captain, you're doing them playing.
19:33You're always looking for someone who's wrong with you.
19:36From the childhood.
19:42Who is it to you?
19:45Your mother?
19:47She doesn't know this.
19:53No, my father.
19:54My mother is missing.
19:55She's missing.
19:57I did not notice her.
20:00She's missing.
20:01She's missing.
20:06Where is the mother?
20:08She's missing.
20:09In Moscow?
20:11Of course.
20:13We need to put her home.
20:15We need to go to the night.
20:21To meet the minister.
20:26Yes. Are you ready?
20:31Let's go.
20:33Of course, he's always on the ground.
20:36He's always on the ground.
20:38What's going on?
20:40He's not in the form.
20:42He's always on the ground.
20:44He's always on the ground.
20:46He's always on the ground.
20:48He's always on the ground.
20:51He's too good.
20:53It's a problem with leadership.
20:56He's always a problem with leadership.
20:59He's too much.
21:02I'm too much talking.
21:07You're my angel.
21:09You're too much talking about.
21:11Especially when it comes to hockey.
21:13Only when we win, Dad.
21:15I'm going to go to a bar.
21:17He's going to need one cup.
21:21Look how she's on the ground.
21:24From childhood.
21:26I'm an angel.
21:27It would be nice if I could remember it.
21:30I want to drink.
21:32Well, thank you, sir.
21:34I was really happy, sis.
21:35I'll take a drink.
21:36Yeah.
21:37That's it.
21:38I'm too much and I'll take a drink.
21:39I don't have a drink.
21:40You don't have a drink.
21:41And I'll take a drink.
21:50You don't have a drink.
21:55You don't see anything, here?
21:57It's been a long time, Sasha.
22:04I think you played well.
22:07I would like to say thank you, but I know that you didn't watch any other games.
22:11For those who have been a whole life son of a coach for hockey, you should avoid this.
22:16I sometimes don't care about it.
22:19When I understand what it costs, I don't care about it.
22:23In any case, it doesn't matter for you.
22:24It doesn't matter for you.
22:25It doesn't matter for you.
22:27Why did you do that?
22:28My father...
22:29Your father is a fool, who will ever kill you.
22:32You need to stop worrying about what he thinks.
22:36And you don't care about these crazy games, when you have real chance to win this year.
22:41Really?
22:42Yeah, it's true.
22:43Hunter and Admiral won't go through New Jersey.
22:46New Jersey won't go through Holland and Montreal.
22:50I think you will win this year in Montreal.
22:52In this year?
22:53Yeah, in this year.
22:54Because I think that the team is traumatized.
23:00Where do you know everything?
23:01On the extra sense.
23:02Yeah.
23:03And...
23:04But with the Travmitted Brotard, you're not going to be able to get you.
23:07You've seen the team quite well.
23:11Listen.
23:13This is the Vostok, and then you'll be able to win whoever you want in the West.
23:18Chicago, not so much earlier.
23:21In the final, most of all, it will be San Francisco, and they're good, but too young.
23:28And so you won't win the Coupe Xenia in a year before, than I did with Satsun.
23:34No, thank you, it's time to sleep.
23:38Tomorrow you need to look at ideal.
23:41You always look at ideal.
23:43Yes, but you need to agree with us.
23:47We'll see you later.
23:50See you later.
23:57Well, what?
24:00How are you, Sasha?
24:02Wow, that's cool.
24:06I just love this place.
24:09Clubs?
24:11It's my head.
24:13Men.
24:15It's just a nice place.
24:17I'm mad, chiqui.
24:19Well, you've seen French boys.
24:24Yeah, Ilya?
24:32Oh, my God.
24:34I'm not sure.
24:37You don't know how much you are.
24:41You don't fool.
24:43You don't flirt.
24:45You don't flirt.
24:46You...
24:49...Rаньше...
24:51...ты был веселее.
24:56Помнишь?
24:57Hey.
25:09Here? Seriously?
25:13This is dangerous. It was already you.
25:17If you remember, you don't miss me.
25:22We are not here, Sash.
25:24Yes, it's true.
25:33Let's go.
25:35Okay, let's go somewhere else.
25:40No.
25:41Okay.
25:51Okay.
25:53Okay.
25:55Okay.
26:05I was glad to see you.
26:11Okay.
26:25Captain's here.
26:27Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
26:30What am I supposed to do with this?
26:32I don't know. My mom told me to get by.
26:33Oh, God.
26:37There's ginger ale on the pitch.
26:39Okay, playoffs are over.
26:40You cannot keep the beer.
26:41That's not a rule.
26:42You just make that up.
26:43Hollander, is that a rule?
26:44Unfortunately, it is.
26:45Fuck you, Hollander.
26:46You can barely even grow one.
26:47No, no.
26:48Fuck you, Swedish inbred.
26:49Fuck you, AJ.
26:50Just fucking do it, Hayden.
26:52Stop it.
26:53Boys, it's starting.
26:55Turn it up.
26:57It's game six and the cup is somewhere inside as we speak.
27:00You know that Ilya Rozenov wants this bad.
27:03Rozenov and the Raiders have been on fire since the Olympic break.
27:06A heartbreaking game for the Russians seems to have only intensified the young Boston captain.
27:11He's on a chair, scoring ten goals over the past six playoff games.
27:16Okay, listen the fuck up.
27:18Look, I don't give a fuck how many goals I've scored.
27:22I don't give a fuck how I played two fucking nights ago.
27:26I don't need to think about that.
27:28That was yesterday.
27:29That was before.
27:30Now, I only need one thing.
27:35I need to win.
27:39Here.
27:40At home.
27:41Tonight.
27:43As much fun as it would be to go to California and humiliate them there.
27:47But I want to hear our fans.
27:49I want to hear them scream.
27:52I want to fuck San Francisco.
27:57I know you can do it.
27:58I've seen you fucking do it.
28:00I've seen every one of you do it.
28:03So leave it all the fuck out there tonight.
28:07Because this is our fucking night.
28:12This is our fucking cup.
28:15Fucking fuck San Francisco.
28:19I can't believe that asshole is about to win the cup.
28:31Shane hates him the most.
28:33What?
28:34You hate Rosanoff.
28:35Of course.
28:36But he's very good at hockey.
28:38The best probably.
28:40Eh, nah.
28:41You're the fucking best all-hander.
28:42Yeah.
28:43Okay?
28:44Not that animal shit show cock sucking Russian.
28:46Now that is that.
28:47The Boston Raiders are your MLH champions.
28:49What a comeback story this year from Lilia Rosanoff.
28:51The captain did absolutely everything in these playoffs.
28:53Leading his team in block shots.
28:54In shots.
28:55In shots.
28:56In shots.
28:57In shots.
28:58In shots.
28:59In shots.
29:00In shots.
29:01In shots.
29:02And obviously.
29:03Yeah.
29:08Catching that LeBron!
29:09Woo!
29:10Woo!
29:11Woo!
29:12Woo!
29:13Woo!
29:14Woo!
29:15Woo!
29:16Woo!
29:17Woo!
29:18Woo!
29:19Woo!
29:20Woo!
29:21Woo!
29:22Woo!
29:23Woo!
29:24Woo!
29:25Woo!
29:27Woo!
29:28Well, nice watch.
29:38I gave this to you for free.
29:39Where the fuck were you, Ron?
29:41Five seconds.
29:4225 seconds.
29:43What are you even doing?
29:46And now, presenting the Lord Tower Award.
29:49I was busy.
29:50Was who?
29:51Ilya Rosanoff and Shane Hall.
29:58But the most important thing is the friends we make along the way.
30:06Hey, before we give out next award, can I get a selfie with you?
30:11What?
30:12Come on.
30:13When will this ever happen again, buddy?
30:15Okay, fine, but hurry up.
30:24Great.
30:25Give me your number.
30:25I'll text them to you.
30:27No chance.
30:28And the Lord Tower Award for most sportsman-like player goes to...
30:33You're welcome.
30:33No chance.
30:34No chance.
30:34No chance.
30:35No chance.
30:36No chance.
30:36Oh, my God.
31:06Well...
31:15What?
31:19What the fuck do you want, Rosanoff?
31:22You haven't answered a text from me in, like, six months.
31:26You won't even acknowledge I exist unless there's a fucking camera pointed at us,
31:29and then it's for some fucking clown show.
31:32So, yeah, what the fuck do you actually want from me?
31:37Well?
31:41I want you to suck my dick.
31:43Oh, fuck you. You are unbelievable.
31:45You suck my dick.
31:46Maybe as nicely.
32:02You suck my dick.
32:04You suck my dick.
32:08Yeah?
32:09Please.
32:14If you want me to get on my knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck your dick,
32:19you will have to ask nicer than that.
32:20Please get on your knees on this filthy bathroom floor and suck my dick.
32:33Please.
32:34None.
32:49What?
32:50No.
32:51We will go back to our seats, watch the rest of this boring show,
32:57and then go to boring party after.
32:59And then, woman, I've been waiting all night.
33:05You'll come back to my hotel room,
33:07and I will maybe,
33:09maybe,
33:11do more than just suck your dick.
33:15When did your English get so good?
33:16I read The New Yorker now.
33:22Really?
33:23No.
33:24The New Yorker is boring.
33:28My dad loves it.
33:30Ah.
33:31So, being boring is genetic.
33:35Wow.
33:36Genetic.
33:42Let's make a deal.
33:44If you win MVP tonight, I will blow you, fuck you, whatever you want.
33:52And if you win?
34:01Good luck coming.
34:12Good luck coming.
34:12Good luck coming.
34:35Good luck.
34:37Good luck.
34:38Good luck.
34:38Good luck.
34:39Congratulations.
35:01Now take off your clothes.
35:04You're such an asshole.
35:09You're such an asshole.
35:39You're such an asshole.
35:49What?
35:53Just a lot of windows.
35:54good now get on the bed
36:24this is a good hotel very nice vodka it's hard to find in america okay
36:33touch yourself what show off for me i want to watch you
36:39you what it's my special day hollander i want to watch
36:44i've never no shit fuck you give me some vodka at least
36:50no no no vodka is for after is your reward
37:20do you want to know how it feels
37:31how it feels holding the cup you fucking asshole i can barely describe it oh my god hollander
37:41are you gonna fuck me
38:05we will see i need what you know tell me
38:18i need you
38:25i need you
38:33i need you
38:46i need you
38:48i need you
39:24So Russia this year was something else.
39:34It's intense there.
39:40So are you heading back soon?
39:43Back.
39:45To Russia for the summer?
39:48Oh, yes.
39:53Why?
39:57What do you mean why?
40:00Do you have to?
40:03There is no have to.
40:06It's...
40:07It's home.
40:08Yeah.
40:09But...
40:11I don't know.
40:12Is it safe?
40:14What do you mean safe?
40:17I don't know.
40:21Do you even like it there?
40:25What difference does it make?
40:30A pretty big one, I think.
40:35I need to sleep.
40:40I need to sleep.
40:41Oh.
40:42Yeah.
40:43Me too.
40:44I should have.
40:46You really need to sleep either.
40:48I need to sleep.
40:49I need to sleep.
40:50You really need to sleep.
40:51I need to sleep.
40:52So, uh, I'm off.
41:00Goodbye, Hollander.
41:22Goodbye, Hollander.
41:52Goodbye, Hollander.
42:22Goodbye, Hollander.
42:52Goodbye, Hollander.
43:22Goodbye, Hollander.
43:32Goodbye, Hollander.
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