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00:00Wishing, and hoping, and thinking, and praying, planning, and dreaming, each night of his charm, that won't get you into his own.
00:16So if you look into my love, you can share. All you gotta do is hold, and kiss him, and love him, and show him that you care.
00:31Show him that you care, just for him. Do the thing he likes to do. Wear your hand, just for him.
00:45You won't get him, thinking and praying, wishing and hoping, cause wishing, and hoping, and thinking, and praying, planning, and dreaming, his kisses will start.
01:01It's Kish, with a K.
01:31No!
01:36No!
01:38Well, leave me.
01:40And me.
01:44And praise.
01:46Thanks.
01:47And you.
01:48His kisses will start.
01:51That won't get you into his heart.
01:55Well, it's been a pleasure, and thank you for staying with us.
02:01You're welcome.
02:03Yeah, my lady.
02:05There she is.
02:07Freedom!
02:11Who's Kish?
02:14Uh...
02:21Ah!
02:25Whoa!
02:32Hey, boy!
02:51Ah!
02:53Ah!
02:53Come on, come on, come on.
03:05Come on, come on, come on, come on.
04:07Good morning.
04:09Morning.
04:10Did you sleep at all?
04:12Couldn't. Too much to do.
04:14You woke up at the crack of dawn to get office supplies?
04:17Well, paperwork must be bound, Vicki.
04:19Okay, so we're doing this.
04:21Look, okay, if we want to get this company off the ground, we've got to produce 2,000 cans that transform in the next three days.
04:27Okay, well, the producers are all the way in China, and it'll take them a month to deliver the cans.
04:31Way ahead of you, Vic. All right?
04:32Look, I've been calling around to manufacturers who can produce locally.
04:35And guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess what? Guess what?
04:38I don't think...
04:39Guess what? Guess what? Guess what?
04:40You found someone?
04:41Oh, I sure did, Victoria Marvin.
04:43Boo!
04:43And they make spray tan?
04:46Yeah, well, spray paint, you know.
04:48Is that the same thing?
04:49I mean, it's just putting liquids into aerosol cans. It's not too complicated.
04:53Oh, and he's agreed to use our retail agreement thing as a guarantee of payment.
04:57Okay, so he'll have it to us by the end of the week?
04:59Yep, they sure can. They said they can handle a quick turnaround.
05:01That sounds good, I guess.
05:03Oh, it sounds good, huh? You guess. You're guessing it sounds good.
05:06Because I'm guessing it sounds fucking great.
05:10Oh, and guess what his name is? His name is Nugget.
05:14Only in Australia.
05:16Imagine somebody named Nugget.
05:18Oh, what'd you name your kid?
05:19I named him Nugget.
05:20After his grandpa. Grandpa Nugget.
05:23Hey, are you doing okay?
05:25Like, after everything that happened last night?
05:27Oh, yeah. What do you always say?
05:29You know, blinders on, baby.
05:31Right?
05:32Well, I don't think I've ever said...
05:34Look, okay. Cash's body's gone, right?
05:36Yeah.
05:37Yeah, which means we're fine. Totally fine. Absolutely fine.
05:40Okay.
05:40Okay.
05:41It's a good change. We've got to meet that cam guy.
05:44Okay.
05:44And we're covered with choice?
05:46No, we're not.
05:47And thank you for the reminder. Yeah, any good deal with that?
05:49Let's go! Come on!
05:50Woo!
05:51Take care of that for me, please?
05:53Please?
05:53Okay.
06:01Bye-bye.
06:19Bye-bye.
06:20we were at a bar there was a fight someone knocked my phone out of my hand that's reasonable right
06:47very a gaslighting classic honestly okay and send all right now what i'll wait with this
06:53oh oh sorry sorry sorry sorry sorry she replied she replied what'd she say uh she said she wants
07:04to grab a coffee right now yeah is that a problem shouldn't you be a little more well rested i might
07:10not get another invite how do i look you look like dog shit okay oh
07:17not a problem i'll just transform with transform just do that as a commercial
07:22not too much martin i can already hear that's too much stop stop
07:28joyce hi hey
07:33just get out of a demo oh yeah my face yeah no no perks of the job right
07:43so about the other day no no look i get it okay me being here it's a lot uh and the whole
07:50reinventing myself to win you back thing ah intense sorry yeah it was kind of intense um
07:58but it's it's nice to see you martin oh nice to see you too and uh while you're here it'll be good to
08:07spend some time together it'd be great but the things i said the other night they still apply
08:12is that okay yeah no i get that yeah just want to make sure there's clear boundaries moving forward
08:18right right yeah so this isn't about us getting back together
08:25what do you think can we try just get friends yes yeah are you sure absolutely of course
08:41yeah
08:48vicky how are you well if it isn't mrs joyce marvin in the flesh i'm actually going by my maiden name
08:56right now for work so how is the fresh start going well i'm sleeping in my parents garage and
09:03writing clickbait for a boss who was born in the late 90s huh okay so then it totally makes sense that
09:08you would ditch my brother great ignore her heard you started a business i did surprising
09:14honestly you've always had a very independent spirit oh that's a nice thing to say why don't
09:20you ever say stuff like that to me you should go all right bye okay well glad to see you landed
09:25on your feet we were all worried about you oh one more thing just so you know he's not here
09:33for you this business is really fucking important to us and if you fuck it up i'm gonna fuck you up
09:40i'm gonna drown you in that big old gorgeous ocean pool or something like that okay
09:44always so nice to see you bicky it's all good to see you bye
09:49hey dad
10:03i wasn't expecting you to have saturday i need a favor
10:12anyone asks i was here last night watched a flick in your room jesus sus it's not a big deal
10:22of course just your standard weekday morning alibi request i'm just just covering my bases
10:31for what for base covering purposes sus you know i don't ask questions but perhaps now is the time
10:43to consider a move away from your current employment situation i can't why not there's a
10:53a leadership transition that i need to navigate it's not a good time to start over
10:59place is on the market what place our place the hotel
11:09well it's not ours anymore you always wanted to run it yeah that was a long time ago
11:15do you have any money for the side some well i'll think i'll think about it okay
11:27so what flick just so we're on the same page
11:36good to be rick yeah yeah where the fuck is he oh no way
11:58yes
11:59yes
12:06yes
12:10yes
12:13come out come out wherever you are
12:16dicky
12:21cash
12:24you know he's probably just had a bender money forgot what day it is
12:27Yeah, last time he went to the trots he got so pissed, he ended up waking up at the back
12:31of a high street on the way to Canberra, I remember that.
12:33Fuck is he?
12:34I can call him if you want.
12:35No.
12:36No?
12:37Maybe he dropped his phone in the toilet, when I get blind I've been known to drop my galaxy
12:42in the dunny.
12:43It's water resistant though, so it still works, it's good.
12:49Who the fuck are you?
12:51Um, Blondie.
12:52Yeah, he's my old cell mate, he joined us well, you were inside matey.
12:55It's nice to finally meet you, I've heard good things, and some bad things, if I'm
13:00being honest, but you know, that's everyone, right?
13:04Hey, welcome home mate.
13:07Hey, hey Suze.
13:08Hi.
13:09You seen Cash?
13:10Uh, well he wasn't at the prison?
13:12No.
13:13Oh, well you know Cash, he's probably out in a bender.
13:16When you were away he went out one night, woke up in a horse trailer.
13:18Yeah, I heard.
13:19When's the last time you saw him?
13:21Mmm, couple of days.
13:23Oh, maybe he's at the sit down.
13:26Is it today?
13:27Yeah, third Friday of every month.
13:29Well, there's no phones allowed, so...
13:30Yeah, yeah, yeah, that explains why he's not picking up.
13:32Yeah, I knew there'd be an explanation.
13:34Okay, well let's go to the laundromat.
13:37Alright.
13:38Not you though.
13:39I don't like you.
13:40No worries.
13:41A quiet taste.
13:42Okay.
13:43You stay in man the four, yeah?
13:45We'll go after these.
13:46Yep.
13:47Cool.
13:48Oh, fuck Blondie.
13:50Oh shit.
13:51Sorry mate.
13:52One draw, man.
13:53Yep.
13:54Um...
13:55The connection between neo-Nazis and organised crime.
14:02Investigating the rise of beach stabbings.
14:05Arson and insurance fraud.
14:06What is this?
14:07Story proposals.
14:08I've told you before Joyce, that's not what we do.
14:10Look, I get it, but there is a readership out there for quality long form stories.
14:15I think I know what this is about.
14:18You're hoping this project will compensate for a lack of direction in the rest of your
14:21life.
14:22You know, you can't build a life of happiness on a foundation of sadness.
14:27What are you talking about?
14:29I heard about the separation.
14:31Hamish told me he's a little bitch, so...
14:34It's gotta be hard starting over, especially as a more mature woman.
14:38Okay, this, um, this isn't about my marriage.
14:42Okay.
14:43It isn't.
14:45Point is, um, what we do here is short, sharp dopamine hits to the brain.
14:49Sort of, uh, celebrity scandals, nostalgia-based holisticals, offbeat news.
14:54Speaking of, I need you to head over to the golf course at Little Bay.
14:58Why?
14:59A croc has exploded.
15:01A croc did what?
15:03Uh, a croc exploded.
15:05It blew up.
15:07Bam.
15:08Cool.
15:09Cool.
15:10I want 200 words.
15:11Puns are encouraged.
15:13Hm.
15:14Have fun.
15:15Yeah.
15:16Don't think about the marriage.
15:18A lot of cops were a dead croc.
15:26Any idea what caused the explosion?
15:29No comment, love.
15:34Uh, so you two got the initial call?
15:35Uh, who are you?
15:36Uh, Joyce Davis the Graph.
15:37A journalist.
15:38Sorry mate, police asked us not to talk to him.
15:39We found a hand in its guts.
15:40Nova.
15:41You found a what?
15:42We're not supposed to talk to him.
15:43Some blokes hand severed at the wrist inside the croc.
15:46Uh.
15:47Oh.
15:48Oh.
15:49Oh.
15:50Oh.
15:51Oh.
15:52Oh.
15:53Oh.
15:54Oh.
15:55Oh.
15:56Oh.
15:57Oh.
15:58Oh.
15:59Oh.
16:00Oh.
16:01Oh.
16:02Oh.
16:03Oh.
16:04Oh.
16:05Oh.
16:06Oh.
16:07Oh.
16:08Uh.
16:09What's your name?
16:10Uh.
16:11Nova.
16:12I'm telling you.
16:13Nova Tolua.
16:14T-U-L-U-A.
16:15T-U-L-U-A.
16:16Yeah.
16:17And you?
16:18I'll be in the truck.
16:19That's my Uncle Frank.
16:21So you think murder?
16:22Maybe a crime of passion or a scorned lover?
16:24Or some psycho who likes to collect hands, huh?
16:27Uh, so what?
16:28They fed one hand to the croc and kept the other one?
16:30Oh.
16:31That's good.
16:32Yeah.
16:33Good.
16:34Uh, what can you tell me about the hand?
16:36Uh, five fingers.
16:37No rings.
16:38Tattoo on the wrist.
16:39A tattoo of?
16:40A woman's face.
16:41Don't recognise her.
16:42She's not famous or anything.
16:43A lot of blood.
16:45Mm.
16:46Okay.
16:47Thanks Nova.
16:48You were really helpful.
16:49Oh.
16:50So you're gonna figure this out?
16:52I'm gonna try.
16:54So how's this trial work?
17:09Well, they're gonna take that noggin of yours and plug you full of stem cells.
17:13So, it's legit?
17:14Oh yeah, it's very legit.
17:17It'll fix what's wrong with me?
17:19I mean, look, it's experimental.
17:20You know, there's no guarantees, but it's your best shot.
17:27We good in?
17:28Yeah, yeah.
17:29Well, this covers my fee.
17:30But if you wanna skip the line, you're gonna have to pay my contact, you know, and then
17:32he's gonna have to pay his contact.
17:34You know, just basic economics.
17:35You said ten grand.
17:37To start with.
17:38Mate, this is cutting edge.
17:40Right?
17:41A lot of people want in.
17:42It's not gonna come cheap.
17:43So what are we looking at all in?
17:46I mean, you know, about another 70?
17:4975k?
17:5075 fucking K?
17:52Yeah.
17:53For something that's not even guaranteed.
17:54Mate, what's your alternative?
17:58So, what should I tell my guy?
18:07I mean, boundaries are good, right?
18:09Not in my experience.
18:11Yeah.
18:12At least she's open to seeing me.
18:14Yeah, under her very specific rules.
18:16What does that mean?
18:17I don't know.
18:18She just, she likes things the way she likes them.
18:20It doesn't matter if she hurts people's feelings along the way.
18:22Is this about the bachelorette party?
18:24No.
18:25But since you brought it up, I spent months, months planning that.
18:28I booked the limo.
18:29I made the penis necklaces.
18:30Drawing the veins on there was a little over the top, but they did look good.
18:33I even learned how to harvest mescaline, and what does she do?
18:36She takes one shot, and then she's in bed before 10pm.
18:39She sucks.
18:40Okay, I get it, but that was 10 years ago.
18:42Maybe it's time to let it go.
18:43I'm just saying I'm not surprised you're the one doing the backbending.
18:46Okay, look, I just need to show her that I've changed, and I let things get stale.
18:50This is on me.
18:51Okay, but don't forget, you built her a life, man.
18:54A very boring one, but she's boring.
18:57Okay, look, it's more complicated than that.
19:00I don't know.
19:01I just don't think you should blame yourself.
19:03That's all.
19:04But you know what?
19:05Whatever.
19:06When Tan's form becomes a billion dollar success story, all of these little boundaries are
19:10going to seem really blurry.
19:11Trust me.
19:12I guarantee it.
19:13Speaking of blurry, is your vision a little hazy?
19:16What?
19:17No.
19:18Why?
19:19Just having a hard time.
19:20Great.
19:21Cool.
19:22Maybe you should have taken a nap before our very important meeting.
19:24No, I'm fine.
19:25I'm fine.
19:26Okay?
19:27Ah.
19:28Can I do one?
19:29No.
19:30God.
19:31Jesus.
19:32I'm gonna say no.
19:34You gotta stop hitting my balls, please.
19:37So, you're a big, uh, rugby fan, eh, Nugget?
19:40Oh, best game in the bloody world.
19:42Are you a fan?
19:43Never seen a game.
19:45So, uh, 2010, was it?
19:482000, yeah.
19:49Limited run while we wait on, uh, you know, shipments from overseas.
19:53Oh, we can, we can adapt the paint lines to produce your tenner.
19:57Uh, setup's minimal.
19:58I can get it with temps.
19:59Ah, Nugget, you are saving our asses.
20:02Nugget.
20:03Nugget.
20:04Nugget.
20:05Nugget.
20:06Nugget.
20:07Nugget.
20:08Nugget.
20:09Nugget.
20:10Nugget for the touchdown, or whatever you call it.
20:13So I reckon I can get your entire shipment to you in a month.
20:17Uh, uh, wait, wait, wait, wait.
20:20No, no, no.
20:21When we talked, you said you could do a quick turnaround.
20:23Yeah.
20:24Yeah, a month is a quick turnaround.
20:26No, no, no.
20:27We need it by the end of the week.
20:28A week?
20:29Yeah, no, no, no.
20:30Not a week.
20:31By the end of the week.
20:32By the end of the week.
20:33I'd have to shut down the entire production of all my other paints to hit that deadline.
20:38Yeah.
20:39My regulars would love that, wouldn't they?
20:40Plus, I don't even know what this...
20:41What do you call it?
20:42McKayberry.
20:43McKay.
20:44Listen, um, we have ten gallons of DHA in our car, which is more than enough.
20:48I'll go get it and...
20:49No, no, guys, guys, guys.
20:50Sorry.
20:51Not gonna happen.
20:52Is this because of the rugby thing or...?
20:53Cause I'll go to a game with you if you want.
20:54I'll pick you up and...
20:55What do you say, Nugget?
20:56Well, still no.
20:57I feel like I've said no like ten times.
20:59We're fucked.
21:00Um, okay, maybe we just give Henley what we have.
21:01The sample can't start that bad, right?
21:02I mean, yeah.
21:03I don't know.
21:04I don't know.
21:05I don't know.
21:06I don't know.
21:07I don't know.
21:08I don't know.
21:09I don't know.
21:10I don't know.
21:11I don't know.
21:12I don't know.
21:13I don't know.
21:14I don't know.
21:15I don't know.
21:16I don't know.
21:17I don't know.
21:18I don't know.
21:19I don't know what we have.
21:20The sample can't start that bad, right?
21:21I mean, yeah.
21:22They're a little bit explodey, but things explode.
21:25Right?
21:26I mean, maybe it's like a fun feature.
21:27Well, are you listening to me?
21:28Yes, yes.
21:29I'm sorry.
21:30I just think I might be going insane.
21:32Okay, not right now, Martin.
21:34Look, I keep seeing Terry's face everywhere.
21:38What?
21:49Oh, my God.
21:50Oh.
21:51Holy.
21:52Shit.
21:53Oh, you're not insane.
21:54You're a goddamn genius.
21:55Let's go.
21:56Let's go.
21:57So, are we doing it in the month in?
21:58Actually, we have a little proposition for you.
21:59How would you like a meet and greet with one of your heroes?
22:02Terry Torres.
22:04Terry the Terror Torres.
22:05Bullshit!
22:06Okay, so if we can bring him here, you'll get us our cans by the end of the week?
22:09End of the week.
22:10Mate, I tell you what, if you two Yanks can get that legend in this office, I'll slap
22:35the labels on the cans myself.
22:38Woo!
22:40Woo!
22:41How'd that one wake her up?
22:43No?
22:44Okay, see you in a minute.
22:46Terry the Terror Torres.
22:49I think one of your neighbours is cooking some meth.
22:58No.
22:59Just temporary.
23:00What's happened?
23:01Can't a wife check in on her husband?
23:02I'm good.
23:03I'm alright.
23:04How are the headaches?
23:05I'm managing them.
23:06With what?
23:07I'm just worried about you, Tez.
23:08I'm alright.
23:09I'm alright.
23:10I think that's what you tell yourself.
23:11I think that's what you tell yourself.
23:12Your son needs his dad.
23:13I don't know.
23:14I'm just worried about you, Tez.
23:15I'm alright.
23:16I think that's what you tell yourself.
23:17Your son needs his dad.
23:18Do you think I don't know that?
23:19Do you think I don't know that?
23:20I don't know.
23:21I think that's what you tell yourself.
23:25I'm sorry.
23:26I'm sorry.
23:27TJ's footy season's starting.
23:28What?
23:29What?
23:30I'm just worried about you, Tez.
23:33I'm alright.
23:34I'm alright.
23:38I think that's what you tell yourself.
23:41Your son needs his dad.
23:45Do you think I don't know that?
23:46I'm sorry.
23:51I'm sorry.
23:52TJ's footy season's starting.
23:54starting. Make sure you eat something.
24:15Hey.
24:20So we're in the ring, yeah?
24:22Miss me?
24:23Molly Munro.
24:25Breathing the air of the free. Congratulations.
24:29Thank you, Izan. Yeah, it's good to be out.
24:32Take a seat.
24:34Cook is leading us through his revenue report for his operations.
24:41So, cash running late, is he?
24:48What?
24:49Cash hasn't been the most consistent member of the syndicate.
24:56What does that mean?
24:58His attendance record is spotty.
25:02Well, I'm sure he's been busy keeping everything afloat while I've been inside.
25:06Hmm.
25:08And he hasn't been kicking up the tribute.
25:13How long?
25:15Three months.
25:17Well, I'm sure it's an oversight, Skinner.
25:20So you'll make us whole, will ya?
25:23Course I will.
25:24Good.
25:26Because I'd hate to see you and Cash lose your spot at the table.
25:30It'd leave you guys a bit vulnerable.
25:34Yeah, right.
25:38I'll pay what's owed.
25:40Good.
25:42We're happy you're back, Moni.
25:44Thank you, Izan.
25:45How do we skin it?
25:47Yeah, yeah, I'm...
25:49Madden.
25:51Yeah, me too.
25:54Oh shit, this was a mistake.
25:56We cannot call Terry.
25:57Yes we can.
25:58Why is it a mistake?
25:59Because he made it abundantly clear that any further contact would end badly for us.
26:04Okay, I know he said that if we saw him again, that would mean that we'd fucked up, but in this case, he'd be seeing us.
26:10Nuance, yeah?
26:11I don't think you understand what nuance is.
26:13God, Martin, I don't know what our other option is.
26:16Look, if I had had even a second of sleep, I'd have a solution.
26:20Buddy, if we want to make this work, I think we're gonna have to join the things we wouldn't normally do club, you know?
26:28I know that's hard for you.
26:29Okay, fine, but I will make the call.
26:34No, no, no, he likes me, I'll call him.
26:35But don't listen, it'll be too embarrassing.
26:37It's gonna be weird.
26:39I think this is a really big mistake.
26:44Hey, yeah, it's great, um, it's me, Vicky from last night and this morning I guess.
26:49Um, okay, so, I know you said not to call you, um, but something extremely important has come up.
26:55Yeah, um, okay, yeah.
26:58Yeah, no, no, I'll, I'll, I'll send you my, uh, my address.
27:01Okay, please help us, Terry, please.
27:03Please, Terry, thank you.
27:06Hey, Martin!
27:07It worked!
27:09Great!
27:11Wait, so, you were listening?
27:12Yep!
27:20Okay, so, what the fuck is going on?
27:23Uh, with what, Mines?
27:24First of all, Cash isn't here to welcome me home, and now I just find out that he's been missing meetings.
27:30So I'm gonna ask you all again.
27:33What the fuck is going on?
27:37Look, we all know that Cash can be erratic, but since you've been away, he has been completely unpredictable.
27:45Right?
27:46Yeah, yeah.
27:47I mean, it's fair to say that the, uh, wheels have fallen off since you've been away, Moni.
27:52I mean, with all due respect, it's become a bit unhinged.
27:55But now that you're back...
27:56Oh, the hinges will come back on.
27:58Straight back on.
28:00So, him not being here, it's not entirely out of character.
28:03But he's gonna turn up any second, with a shit-eating grin on his face and some story about mega-dosing mushrooms.
28:10Yeah.
28:12Yeah, yeah.
28:13That does sound like Cash.
28:15You got nothing to worry about.
28:17So he really missed me, eh?
28:18Yep, big time.
28:19Oh, you are all he talks about.
28:21Yeah.
28:23The kid.
28:24So, are we gonna have a release party?
28:26Or what?
28:31You better have bought the fucking tequila.
28:34Hey, release the tequila!
28:37Get mine.
28:41My man!
28:45What's the emergency?
28:46Did I say emergency?
28:48Well, you said extremely urgent.
28:49So, non-emergency then, huh?
28:51Two different words.
28:53What, are you mad at me?
28:54You're looking at me like you're mad at me.
28:55Because I tricked you?
28:56Okay, people get tricked, Terry, but you're here now, so get over it.
28:59You know what I mean?
29:00Okay, okay.
29:01We need your help, alright?
29:03What do you know about aerosol manufacturing?
29:05You gotta be fucking kidding me.
29:07Aerosols?
29:08Wait, Terry, we need like 30 minutes of your time.
29:10What did you guys forget?
29:11What happened last night?
29:12We fed a man to a fucking crocodile.
29:14Yeah, we forgot that.
29:15No, obviously we did not forget.
29:17Okay, listen.
29:18Listen, we need to convince someone to produce a shit ton of spray tan in a short amount of time.
29:23The fuck has this got to do with me?
29:25The manufacturer is a fan of yours.
29:26No, he's a big fan.
29:27A big, big fan.
29:28Huge, huge fan.
29:29He actually, he said Terry head.
29:31Get fucked, both of yours.
29:32Don't call me again.
29:33Hey!
29:34We'd of course pay you for your time and effort.
29:36I mean, listen, if you help us, we'll give you a portion of our business.
29:42Yeah.
29:43What the fuck is this?
29:45Our financial projections.
29:47So if Tan's Forum performs the way we expect, the long-term dividends...
29:51I don't do long-term, mate.
29:53Fuck.
29:54Wait, wait, wait.
29:55Hold on.
29:56We take this?
29:57Martin.
29:58Paid a couple thousand for it.
30:00Wait, are you sure?
30:01Yes.
30:02I'm sure.
30:05I'll give you 10 minutes.
30:07Keep the ring.
30:09All right, thank you so, so much for doing this.
30:13Okay, you ready?
30:14Make it feel special, you know?
30:15Talk about his kid.
30:16If you see a picture of his pretty wife, tell him his wife's pretty, you know?
30:19Gave the man a show.
30:21Here we go.
30:22Hello, friends.
30:23Hi.
30:28Get fucked.
30:30Holy fucking shit!
30:32Terry Torres in my factory!
30:35Wow, mate, it's... what an honor.
30:37Thanks, mate.
30:38Don't make them like you anymore.
30:39No, they don't.
30:40Nope, nope.
30:41Hey, no, real warrior, guys.
30:42Just fucking front row, get in there and just smash the pricks, eh?
30:47Preach.
30:48One of a kind.
30:49Oh, yeah.
30:50Not like players today.
30:51You know, buddy, sign a little consent form.
30:53I'm going to put my hands on someone.
30:55Yeah, right.
30:56Fuckin' hell.
30:57Can I get a... can I get a photo?
30:59Ah, that's why he's here, right?
31:01Yes.
31:02Let's go.
31:03You got this.
31:04Sorry, mate.
31:06Yeah, get that out of my head.
31:07Bring it in.
31:08Look at the sideline.
31:09Fuckin' hell.
31:10Okay.
31:11I'm a massive fan, man.
31:14That looks good.
31:15Looks good, right?
31:16So good.
31:17Yeah.
31:18Yeah.
31:19Big fucking smiles.
31:20I laugh because it, like, just helps you look like you're doing a good smile, you know?
31:24If you want to try it.
31:26You do it?
31:27Okay, great.
31:28I got it.
31:29Maybe just one more, like, just like we know each other, you know?
31:31We just fuckin' dappin' up.
31:32Like, just actin' like you know me.
31:33Hey, bros.
31:34How are ya, man?
31:35Yeah, I'm good.
31:36Is that lookin' good?
31:37How are ya, bros?
31:38Fuck ya.
31:39Maybe look at me, though.
31:40And it's like you're talkin'.
31:41Hey, how are ya, man?
31:42Yeah, fuck yeah.
31:43Just keep talkin' good.
31:44Keep takin' em'.
31:45You all?
31:46Yeah, I've been good, man.
31:47You been good?
31:48Great.
31:49And just last one, last one, please.
31:50Is that alright?
31:51Just one more, just one more?
31:52Yeah.
31:53Jesse, if you grab me here, like, we're gettin' into a knuckle and I'll grab you, just like
31:56we're gettin' on a bit for one.
31:57Fuckin'.
31:58You want one?
31:59Fuckin', you want one?
32:00Throw one there, you swing your dog.
32:01Swing your dog.
32:02Yeah!
32:03Fuck you, man!
32:04Oh yeah, really good.
32:05Really good.
32:06Okay, good.
32:07Hey, mate.
32:08Never missed a game of yours.
32:09I was even at the semi where ya, ya split your fuckin' head open.
32:12Oh, there it is.
32:1427 stitches, wasn't it?
32:17We good?
32:18Happy, Nugget?
32:19Happy?
32:20I'm fuckin' thrilled.
32:21Yay!
32:22Great, so we can pick up the cans at the end of the week.
32:23Oh, well, no, just hang on, cause me and the boys, we still talk about that scar at
32:28the pub, mate, all the time.
32:29They would shit their dacks if they knew I could just, I just had a little feel of it.
32:35You wanna touch the scar?
32:36He's not touching the fuckin' scar.
32:38You're not touching the scar.
32:39You should be proud of that, it's a badge of honour, mate.
32:41No, mate.
32:42Get him to let me touch the scar and I'll do your cans in 24 hours.
32:46That wasn't the deal, was it?
32:47Okay, well, this is negotiation.
32:49You said we just said, bring him here.
32:51Do you want the cans or not?
32:52Mmm, this is bullshit.
32:53I'm fuckin' outta here.
32:54Fuck, I gotta feel it.
32:55Oh, that felt fun.
32:56Oh, no, no, no!
33:00Enough of a show?
33:01Yeah.
33:02Yeah.
33:04Give me the ring.
33:06Now.
33:07Ring.
33:08Now.
33:09Okay, okay, okay, okay.
33:10There, there, there.
33:11Don't ever call me again.
33:12Both years.
33:13Oh.
33:14Oh.
33:15Oh, God.
33:16Oh, God.
33:17Oh, God.
33:18Oh, God.
33:23Oh, God.
33:25Detective.
33:27Your press.
33:28Joyce Davis, the graph.
33:29Detective.
33:30Your press.
33:31Joyce Davis, the graph.
33:32You hear about the croc?
33:34That's right.
33:35Well, it exploded.
33:36There you go.
33:37Get your big story.
33:38And the hand?
33:40Well, that info hasn't been released.
33:43Yeah, well, I'm resourceful.
33:45Who does it belong to?
33:46No comment.
33:48Detective.
33:49I can write a story that speculates, gets the public overexcited, makes it so that you
33:53have to do with a lot more than me hanging around asking a few questions.
33:56Or, I can report the facts.
34:00You have to hold it till tomorrow so we can tell next of kin.
34:03Of course.
34:04And you'll owe me a favour.
34:06Okay.
34:07A croc escaped from somewhere in Malgoa, got into the sewer system, made its way into the
34:13city.
34:14Somewhere along the line, it bumped into some poor bastard who was subsequently consumed,
34:18along with a bunch of shit, including what appears to be a propane can, hence the explosion.
34:22Jesus.
34:23And you're going with accident?
34:25Versus?
34:26Anything nefarious?
34:28We're going with accident.
34:30The victim?
34:31Who was he?
34:32We're still waiting on an official ID, but he appears to be Cash Munro, with a K, and
34:39that says it all.
34:40Real piece of shit.
34:41Which is why I'm telling you.
34:43So maybe his run in with the animal was more than just bad luck?
34:47You'd prefer that, wouldn't you?
34:49I'm just interested in the facts.
34:51Yeah, yeah.
34:52It's a real delight talking to you, Joyce Davis.
34:54But I think I've given you quite enough.
34:57And you owe me.
34:58Yep.
34:59You're smacking the fucking head.
35:00Are you okay?
35:01Is there an ice pack anywhere?
35:02I'm calling the fucking cops.
35:03Okay, I completely understand that you're upset right now.
35:04Oh, you do, do you?
35:05That fucking mad prick just broke my fucking nose.
35:06I'm going to see you.
35:07For everything you've got, you're going to take your fucking business.
35:08I'm going to ruin your lives.
35:09Yeah?
35:10Shut up.
35:11What?
35:12You've been listening to me.
35:13All right?
35:14You're going to get us our cans by the end of the week.
35:16You know what's going to happen?
35:17Yeah, we're going to bring our friend Terry back.
35:18And next time, we're going to let her finish the job.
35:19Right?
35:20So do we have a deal?
35:21jonker, nn we have a deal?
35:22Yeah.
35:23Fuck it.
35:24Yeah, fucking hell.
35:25Oh, fuck.
35:26Scan you carks.
35:27Yes, we got some cars, eh?
35:28Eh?
35:29Shut up.
35:30What?
35:31You're going to get us our cans by the end of the week.
35:32Or you know what's going to happen.
35:33Rrrr.
35:34Yeah.
35:35We're going to bring our friend Terry back.
35:37And next time, we're going to let her finish the job.
35:40Rrrr.
35:41So do we have a deal?
35:42Rrrr.
35:43Rr art.
35:44Do we have a fucking deal?
35:45Yeah, fuck no, it's heading IchĐ´Đľ.
35:46Oh, I can't.
35:47Right.
35:48I'll get it done.
35:49Fine.
35:50Never meet your heroes, huh?
36:05Fuck.
36:15Hello?
36:16Tell you about to get the ball rolling the treatment.
36:19I'll get the money.
36:20Yep. Rightio.
36:29So, what do you think happened to that hand?
36:31I bet it's a crazy story.
36:33Ah, some old bastard probably just got drunk and fell into a crop there.
36:37Maybe.
36:38I'm betting it's something way more sorted.
36:41Yeah?
36:42Mm-hmm.
36:43Well, either way, it's not our problem, right?
36:45Right.
36:46So, forget about it and focus on your job.
36:53No.
36:54You've got to try not to get distracted by things that, you know, just that you consider more interesting.
36:59Ah, don't do that.
37:01Do I need to mention the treasure map?
37:03That was a one-time thing.
37:05Bloody hell.
37:06You found part of a road actress in a snake nest and spent the next bloody three months searching for diamonds.
37:11I was young. It was the folly of you.
37:12It was last Christmas.
37:13Okay, I'll hear you.
37:16I won't get distracted.
37:17Good.
37:18Jeez.
37:19So that crop that exploded over at the golf course, cops found a dismembered hand inside.
37:31Cool.
37:32The detective claims the victim was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
37:34But I feel like there's something else going on.
37:36Hold on, why were you talking to a detective?
37:38Because there's a real story here.
37:41Yeah, the story is a croc exploded with a hand in it.
37:44That's it. Print the headline. Move on.
37:45Just let me chase this one down.
37:47See where it goes.
37:48Joyce, do the job you're paid to do.
37:50Or go find another one.
37:55Yep.
37:56Also, just because my door's open doesn't mean you can just walk in.
38:01Oh, um, sorry.
38:08There's a plan.
38:09I don't know.
38:11I can't wait for you.
38:12I can't wait for you.
38:14Please, do the same thing.
38:26Come on.
38:27Here's a plan.
38:32Here's a plan.
38:33Yeah, I can't wait for you.
38:35I can't wait.
38:36okay good plan good plan
38:48the way he caved oh and that annoying laugh
38:54we should get a drink let's uh let's get a drink i'll buy the first round
39:00i need to sleep i've been awake for i don't know a lot of hours
39:05all right well i gotta have a couple drinks just to even out the day you know
39:11oh should i ask terry to come no right oh what do you want no he wouldn't no he wouldn't
39:16i love you vicky ew i'm your sister
39:20no i mean to
39:22i really do
39:25i don't know
39:37BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY BUDDY!
40:07Oh, yeah, yeah!
40:09Yeah!
40:11Woo-hoo-hoo-hoo!
40:13Yeah!
40:15Oh, fuck!
40:17Fuck, I'm so out of practice.
40:19Oh, this is good, eh?
40:23Oh, all the crew back together again.
40:27Oh, except for their fucking cunt cash!
40:31What a fucking piece of shit.
40:35You know, after all this time, after everything I've ever done for him,
40:40and where was he when I'm fresh out of the box?
40:44Fucking nowhere, that's where!
40:50What a cunt.
40:51Yeah.
40:52Albo.
40:59There's a couple of, um,
41:01I'm Detective.
41:02All right.
41:07Moni Munro?
41:08Yeah?
41:09I'm Detective Boulder.
41:12There's no easy way to say this.
41:16We found your brother's body.
41:20He's, he's dead.
41:21And we're gonna have to ask you to come down to New York.
41:26That's all right.
41:27I'm sorry.
41:28Two of them.
41:29You're dead.
41:31Sorry.
41:32I'm sorry.
41:33You are dead.
41:35You're dead.
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