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00:00It's so upsetting sending home a friend.
00:01I feel like she was my rock, I was her rock.
00:03But she was talking a lot of shit
00:05that she was gonna lip smack me down.
00:07Girl, guess not.
00:09Hasta la vista.
00:10It was an honor to show the world the star I am.
00:14See y'all later.
00:15Off to new beginnings, is what she tried to spell.
00:19I feel like we didn't always see eye to eye,
00:21but honestly, I think I'm gonna miss Dulce a little bit.
00:24I'm gonna miss Dulce a lot.
00:26I don't foresee us being good friends after this,
00:29but we could be acquaintances for sure.
00:31Off to new beggings.
00:32New beggings.
00:34Hold on, let me put my BBL right beside me.
00:37Sammy, I'm interested to hear more
00:38about your decision with the beaver.
00:40It was obviously a hard choice,
00:42and I really did hear all of y'all out.
00:45There was just that extra thing
00:47that me and Saltina have a connection from before.
00:49When I was feeling like I was down and out,
00:51you just reminded me that it's all already inside of me.
00:54I had to repay that.
00:57Boring.
00:59Where are the big moves here?
01:00All these girls are just saving their friends
01:02left and right and the person with the best track record.
01:05Well, guess what?
01:05That person with the best track record
01:06is gonna beat you in the end.
01:08Girl, did you come to win or did you come to lose?
01:10Right now, I'm gonna be full cocky and confident
01:13and fucking bask in this light of this win right now.
01:17Going into the slayoffs after just having a win
01:20is the best feeling.
01:21These lips are ready to lip sync the house down boots, mama.
01:28I'm ready to lip sync in front of Brooklyn Heights.
01:31And what do we think about it going from eight to six?
01:33That's wild.
01:34That's the day.
01:36These girls have only seemed to be a comedy queen, okay?
01:38But let me tell you, they're not gonna be laughing
01:39when I slay the slayoffs and send them home.
01:42I'm excited, girl.
01:43Like, I'm a performer.
01:44Yeah, I can dance, but I can do a ballad.
01:46I can do some funny shit.
01:47Like, I'm ready to turn it out.
01:48I am so motherfucking excited.
01:50Y'all talking about it being a different type of beast?
01:52Well, baby, I ride beast, okay?
01:53So I'm about to ride that stage.
01:54Are you gonna do something other than pretty?
01:56Are you ready to actually move your body
01:57and not look like a broomstick?
01:58Ooh.
01:59I'll be fine, girl.
02:00Clock in the wind, mama.
02:02Let's hope that human hair don't carry you to the bottom.
02:05All right, my loves.
02:05Well, you better learn your lyrics
02:07and we're gonna get out of this drag right here.
02:08All right?
02:09Come on, man.
02:10Let's do it.
02:12This competition is so intense.
02:14Oh, come on, you're walking gingivitis.
02:16I feel like I'm in a video game,
02:18working my way up to the final boss.
02:22I am jumping over turtle shells.
02:24I'm dodging fire.
02:25I'm holding my breath underwater.
02:26I've lost a life and that's fine
02:28because I'm gonna win the game.
02:38It's a new day in the workroom
02:39and I am absolutely excited for this layoff.
02:43Yeah, I'm just a little alien,
02:45but I am ready to let them have it.
02:48What do you think makes a good lip sync?
02:51Like what makes it like bam, you're the winner?
02:53You gotta connect with the song.
02:54That's the biggest thing.
02:55The biggest thing that pisses me off
02:57is when somebody does a song
02:58and does like their 10 favorite drag moves.
03:00Make sure you have moments where you're like giving levels.
03:02Do a trick, yes, but that's not all it's about.
03:04Also, a lot of the girls that have been doing the splits
03:05have been going home week after week after week.
03:07Star ended the lip sync in a split.
03:09Hazel ended the lip sync in a split.
03:10Don't say two.
03:11Yes, girl.
03:11Oh my God.
03:12The curse of the splits.
03:15Except for PM.
03:17PM, like you served it in that other lip sync.
03:19I'm not gonna lie.
03:20Yes, I dance, but you've got the technical background.
03:22So that is a little intimidating for sure.
03:24You're a good dancer,
03:25but I don't know if you're able to give
03:26a performance in a ballad or something else.
03:28I haven't seen it.
03:30I'll show you today.
03:31Well, since this bitch had a lot to say about me.
03:36Girl, you know, I might make do with a broomstick
03:38and sweep the stage.
03:40The girls are going to see what star power looks like.
03:44Captivating, brilliance, dominating, electrifying, magnetic.
03:49What you don't got is what I got.
03:51I'd want to go against, honestly, Sammy or Maya.
03:54Well, I've seen you perform before,
03:55and I thought Paolo personally won the lip sync.
03:58So I think it would be an easy kill.
04:01Oh, Van, so misguided.
04:03Girl, come against me, and I'll eat you up.
04:05We saw the cold-hearted.
04:07Girl, I want multiple challenges.
04:08I'll let people see you.
04:08See you, people.
04:09Woo!
04:10I'm too late!
04:11Oh!
04:14Canada.
04:18Hey, Motormouth.
04:19Hey.
04:19These lips don't lie.
04:21So listen when I say,
04:22all work and no slay makes a queen sashay away.
04:29Or two.
04:31This is what we do.
04:35We know how to be on stage.
04:36We know how to create a moment.
04:38And I'm ready to take my moment.
04:41So, um, this little...
04:43You think you want to watch?
04:44Alliance.
04:45Yes.
04:46Are we thinking any sort of way?
04:48Is there a beaver today?
04:49Because if there is a beaver, and I've never got it.
04:53If it comes down to it, I'll pass one to eat the beaver.
04:57That's the cheat.
04:57As long as we pass it.
04:58Don't you want to give it to the one that gave it to you?
05:02Who gives it to you?
05:03Who gives it to you then?
05:04And it will be fine.
05:05Oh, fuck, no.
05:06If it gets into our courts at all, I have your back.
05:09Yeah, like, you have my word.
05:11Yeah, me too.
05:11Going into this battle, I want to make sure that my queerdo weirdos have my back because I have theirs.
05:18We're filming.
05:19I've already talked to Maya about a four.
05:24Oh, yeah.
05:25Yeah, yeah, yeah, 100%.
05:26She had my back.
05:27I think if that group gets the power, we're going to be five.
05:32Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
05:32Totally.
05:33We want our alliance maybe to be spread and to have force.
05:37We are a strong group and we can win this challenge.
05:41If there's a beaver in place today, we want to keep it on our side.
05:44Us three and you share between us before giving it over their
05:48Yeah, because they think it's smart.
05:50Because they're going to try to take us out.
05:51I'm with you.
05:52Like, okay, see, yeah.
05:56Sister.
05:56Yes.
05:57Let's clock in.
05:57Let's do it.
05:58Sister me.
05:58Meow.
05:59Boom.
06:00Very interesting morning.
06:01Yes.
06:02I'm just ready to go against everyone.
06:03I'm not.
06:04Do you really want to go against me?
06:05No.
06:07You were just talking shit.
06:08Yeah, I was just talking shit and I don't want to put you in the bottom.
06:10Oh, wow.
06:11Thank you so much.
06:11It's just fun to read you.
06:13Not too much.
06:15From the start of this competition, Ebony and I have been like joining at the hip.
06:17Honestly, I just think we've grown a really close bond.
06:20Sister.
06:20This is why I like you.
06:22Like, you a real life bitch.
06:23So we definitely do not want to go against each other because that means that one of us is in the bottom.
06:27I feel like we really got to make sure we both survive this week.
06:30Yes.
06:30To get into top six, low G.
06:32We're kind of leading the path.
06:34Which is why it's important not to stumble now.
06:36We're looked at even finer because two people are going home.
06:39We've also never been in the bottom either of us.
06:41So I feel like there is like a little bit of like pressure.
06:43And also like, you know, people are looking a little sideways.
06:46And I'm sure they would love to see us fall.
06:48I am worried if I do land in the bottom.
06:51People are going to be like, oh, well, this is my chance to get me now.
06:54Oh, wait, the girls are stretching.
06:55Girl, look at them trying to show off.
06:57Stretching is probably the most important thing and I don't do it enough.
07:00Oh, girl, same.
07:01Before every show.
07:02Hold on, let me see how far I can go.
07:03Oh, girl, I'm pushing it.
07:06Is this good?
07:07It's okay.
07:12Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
07:14Tonight, we're keeping it in the family.
07:17Now, a lot of people don't know this, but she's actually my cousin.
07:20Twice removed.
07:21It's Tracy Melshor.
07:22Ooh, I got grandma's eyes and you got grandma's thighs.
07:27Not much of a thigh.
07:29And she's the sister I always wanted.
07:31It's Sarane Fox.
07:33Obviously, you're much, much younger sister.
07:35I'm telling mom.
07:37This week, our queens battle it out in the slayoffs.
07:40Eight enter, but only six will survive.
07:44Racers, start your engines.
07:46And may the best drag queen win.
07:53Are y'all ready for volume three of the Canada's Drag Race Lip Sync Slayoffs?
07:57Yes.
07:59Well, I hope you're tucked, plucked, and ready to not fuck it up.
08:05Tonight, one of you will be named our Lip Sync Assassin of the Season.
08:10And two, yes, two queens will sashay away.
08:16There will be three rounds.
08:18If you win your first Lip Sync, you will advance.
08:22But if you lose, you will automatically land in the bottom and may be up for elimination.
08:27You may all step to the back of the stage.
08:31Let your Lip Syncs be legendary, and may your wigs stay on.
08:38When Sarane selects your name, you will pick your song.
08:41Our first queen is Sammy Landry.
08:49Last week's winner.
08:50And this week's winner.
08:52Oh.
08:52Your choices for the first round are Shut Up and Kiss Me by Fifi Dobson.
08:57I'm Alive by Celine Dion.
08:59Feel Good by Charlotte Cardin.
09:01And It's Okay, I'm Okay by Tate McRae.
09:04There are really good choices.
09:06The world is my oyster, but I want the good oyster.
09:11I'm going with Sid in.
09:13And she's dressed for it, too.
09:15T.
09:15Let's get to our next name.
09:17And the next queen, Saltina Shaker.
09:23Ooh.
09:24All right, come on down, Saltina.
09:27What to choose?
09:28I could choose to go against Sammy, but, you know, she has a gown on and she's giving Celine.
09:35Ooh.
09:36Do I smell bad?
09:38Yes.
09:39I'm going to go over here with my mullet and choose a rocker song.
09:42You have chosen Shut Up and Kiss Me by Fifi Dobson.
09:46Work.
09:48Our next queen is Maya Fox.
09:52Another fox.
09:53Anna Green Gables looks different this week, right?
09:55It's good timing.
09:56All the songs are still open.
09:58I have the option to choose two of my opponents, and I'm weighing my options here.
10:02This one matches my outfit.
10:05Do we want to do slow and sexy?
10:07Do we want to do something funny?
10:09Or do I want to go up against my sister?
10:11Ooh.
10:13Well, yes.
10:15I've seen her perform in the past.
10:16I think I can take her.
10:17Let's do it.
10:18Shut Up and Kiss Me by Fifi Dobson is officially off the table.
10:21That's why you're so good.
10:23Let's keep it rolling right along, Serene.
10:25The next queen is Van Gogh.
10:29Girls don't want to be last.
10:30Thank God.
10:31I want to shut up and kiss me.
10:36Now, I don't really know what I'm going to do.
10:38My second choice is I'm Alive, but am I really going to take Sammy on in a comedy Celine song?
10:45She's literally fucking French.
10:47French people just have a connection with Celine.
10:48This is French.
10:52I'm feeling it.
10:53Let's get bilingual.
10:54All right.
10:55You have chosen Feel Good by Charlotte Cardin.
10:58I'm a little nervous picking a song with an empty spot because I don't know who my opponent's going to be, but I'm praying it's someone that I can beat.
11:05Serene, who is next?
11:06The next queen is Ebony LaBelle.
11:13Oh, come on, Ebony.
11:15Right?
11:16I am alive.
11:19Yes, you are.
11:23I'm really debating between It's Okay, I'm Okay and Feel Good.
11:26I know I could up the Feel Good lip sync and just slay it, but my alliance sister Van is there,
11:33so I don't really know if I should do that.
11:36You know what my first choice was?
11:38What?
11:40Sister.
11:41Let's do it.
11:41All right.
11:44Ebony, why are you picking me?
11:45I thought we had a deal.
11:46You gagged me.
11:47It's heating up in here.
11:48All right, Feel Good by Charlotte Cardin.
11:51I have to be a little bit selfish.
11:53Sorry to my sister's sister.
11:54Tonight we're giving rock.
11:57You're going down.
11:59The next is Paramilk.
12:03Wow.
12:04Thank God, because we were cutting down, girl, and I was getting a little stressed out.
12:09No.
12:11I'm going to be so real with you guys.
12:13I only heard of Celine Dion when I started watching the show, so, like,
12:17I got to stick to my roof.
12:19Well, yes.
12:20It's Okay, I'm Okay by Tate McRae.
12:23Two queens left.
12:24Not again.
12:25It's going to be p.m.
12:30Yes.
12:31I didn't get picked last.
12:34Wow.
12:35Oh, my gosh.
12:37What a decision.
12:39Do I want to dance down with you this early in the day?
12:43No.
12:44No.
12:45It's going here.
12:46Work.
12:47Work.
12:47Work.
12:48It's the Battle of the Sisters here.
12:50Yeah.
12:50Sammy, I am so sorry.
12:52I know we are in this Queerdo Weirdo Alliance, but I need to win.
12:56I know I can do this.
12:57Okay.
12:58And the last queen is...
13:01Velma Jones.
13:03What I am going to choose.
13:06Well, Tate it will be.
13:09Maybe she could kill this song.
13:10Maybe she can double, triple backflip to the back of the stage.
13:13Girl, I don't fucking know.
13:15But I know this song is my bread and butter, and I'm going to give it my everything.
13:18And there we have it.
13:21Remember, only the winners will advance.
13:24And the losers will automatically be in the bottom.
13:32Two queens stand before us.
13:36This is your chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination.
13:41Saltina girl, you better not mess with this beast from the east,
13:43because when I'm done with you, you're going home in a lobster trap.
13:46Maya girl, I don't know why you picked me, but you're about to get a salty surprise.
13:50He-he-he-he-he.
13:52Good luck.
13:53And don't fuck it up.
13:57Me-me-me-moi.
13:59Did I get you on a bad day?
14:09You're so sour in the best way
14:11I wanna waste my time on you
14:14And cheese, tequila, shots with champagne
14:17Perfect fix for every heart break
14:20So cheers to nothing left to do
14:24I want you to let go
14:27And maybe get some
14:30Why don't you lose control and get emotional, yeah, yeah, yeah
14:36Give me a little taste
14:37My little place
14:41My place, your place
14:44Don't make me wait
14:47Jump and kiss me
14:50Jump and kiss me
14:53Lemon peel, orange line
14:56Sweet and kind of bitter
14:58On the rocks, I'm a cat-fried
15:02Full-dottled dessert
15:04Lemon peel, orange line
15:08Sweet and kind of bitter
15:09On the rocks, I'm a cat-fried
15:11Full-dottled dessert
15:13Even on a bad day
15:15Sour in the best way
15:18Give me a little taste
15:27My lips, your face
15:30My place, your place
15:34Don't make me wait
15:37Jump and kiss me
15:38Give me a little taste
15:40My lips, your face
15:43My place, your place
15:45Don't make me wait
15:49Yes!
15:50Yes, baby!
15:53Oh, they ate that
15:55Saltina, shake her!
15:57You were giving me so much edge
15:59I couldn't take my eyes off of you
16:01Saltina, you have such an ease about you when you perform
16:03And it was really fun to watch you just kind of set the stage on fire
16:07I also loved how you took up the stage
16:09This dynamic play between the both of you
16:11Where I try to even one-up someone with the same exact move
16:14I loved that, and I think you look amazing
16:16Maya, I had no idea you had all of that in you
16:19Your little sex kitten
16:20Hey!
16:21You're giving me Britney Circa Circus
16:24Okay, yeah, I'm here for it
16:25You know, pop star energy
16:26Woo, we're off to a good start
16:28Queens, we have made our decision
16:30Saltina, shake her
16:34Congratulations, you are the winner of this layoff
16:37You will advance to the next round
16:39And battle the winner of our next showdown
16:41Thank you
16:43Maya Fox, my dear
16:45I'm sorry, but you lost your battle
16:47You may step to the back of the stage
16:49Thank you
16:53It's time for our next battle
16:55Sammy Landry versus PM
16:58Sammy, you may look like Celine
17:01But you're going down, you little bitch
17:04You big bitch, you tall bitch
17:07I'm about to wipe the stage with this insane clown pussy
17:12Alright PM, shall we go for it?
17:15Woo!
17:17Thank you very much
17:19Thank you
17:21Well
17:25I just wanted to
17:27To take a moment tonight
17:28To thank you all
17:30For being here
17:31Thank you for giving us the chance to perform for you
17:33What a treat
17:34Thank you
17:39Shall we go for it?
17:40Go for it
17:41I can't wait to fly, oh, oh, I'm alive.
18:00Oh, yeah!
18:03Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
18:06Okay, yo!
18:11When you call on me, when I hear you breathe, I can't wait to fly, I feel that I'm alive.
18:26And so are you!
18:29When you knock at me, I can't touch the sky, I know that I'm alive.
18:39Oh, yes!
18:40Are you feeling tonight?
18:42How about over there?
18:45Hey, guys, how about there?
18:48Oh, come on, let me hear you all!
18:52That I'll be the one, just taking by, through good and through trying times.
19:01I just only be gone, I can't wait for the rest of my life.
19:09Give me five.
19:10Yes, sir!
19:10When you call on me, when you call on me, when you reach for me, when you reach for me, when you reach for me, I can't wait to fly.
19:21When you hear me, when you reach for me, when you reach for me, when I'm alive.
19:26When you reach for me, when you reach for me, I can't wait to fly.
19:34I can't wish to fly.
19:43I can't wish to fly.
19:45I can't wish to fly.
19:47I can't wish to fly.
19:49We should roll!
19:51Hey!
19:52Wow.
19:54My face physically hurts from smiling.
19:58Aw.
19:59Same.
20:00I got exactly what I was expecting from this lip sync, which was a bunch of idiocy.
20:03Sammy, you just really took ownership of this whole stage.
20:09I felt like it was in Vegas.
20:11I could not handle the beginning.
20:13When you just started, like, deep squat.
20:15I don't know.
20:16I was not expecting it at all.
20:18When you did the whole .
20:22That was hysterical.
20:23And yeah, it was nice to see you give us this grand diva-esque performance,
20:27while still giving us some laughs in there.
20:30And P.M., I loved how you kind of worked the space around Sammy.
20:34You were very spatially aware as a dancer, which I appreciated.
20:38I loved the jumps.
20:39I loved when you used the backstage.
20:40And I laughed the whole time.
20:41So thank you for that.
20:43Queens, we have made our decisions.
20:47Sammy Landry, congratulations.
20:50You will advance to the next round.
20:53Thank you so much.
20:55P.M., I'm sorry, my dear.
20:57You may step to the back of the stage.
21:00But great job.
21:01I am feeling very sad in this moment.
21:05It sucks knowing that I am not going to be the winner this week
21:08and that I have landed myself in the bottom.
21:13Next up, it's Van Gogh versus Ebony LaBelle.
21:18Ebony's my girl and I love her, but now she's my enemy
21:20and I got to take that bitch down.
21:23Van Gogh, listen.
21:24Take your moment to have fun on the stage,
21:26because I will be advancing.
21:28There's my hand in the Titanic window.
21:35There are things that I will never understand.
21:38Pyramids.
21:39And I thought so much against you,
21:42Vitalik.
21:43I always hear the sound of your voice
21:46that invites me to my love.
21:49I've been away and gone back to you.
21:53You make me feel good.
21:57I'm not sure my body,
21:59I'm sitting in the taxi,
22:01it's really super sexy.
22:03You make me feel nice,
22:05I'm frustrated every time.
22:07I've been dancing a thousand times.
22:09If you want me to do it,
22:11you make me feel good.
22:15You make me feel good.
22:20I'm coming to the falcon,
22:22iconic.
22:23No longer I am,
22:24I feel more comfortable.
22:26Ironically.
22:27Ironically.
22:28And I thought I'd die with you.
22:30If I need you.
22:31I always hear the sound of your voice
22:34that invites me to my love.
22:37I've been away and gone back to you.
22:41You make me feel good.
22:45I'm not sure my body.
22:47Do it,
22:49I don't think it's really cold.
23:02You make me feel good.
23:04Oh
23:34That was Stevie come on French song on Canada's drag race
23:42Then it was really amazing to see you in this look and your makeup and then have this like gentle fierceness
23:49You have such an amazing presence and that just came through powerful
23:55Sensual at times I haven't seen you perform yet because last time I was performing with you
23:59I just saw your wig in the corner
24:00Exactly so it's nice actually able to sit here and watch you perform, but you're a wonderful performer Ebony LaBelle
24:06Giving me sultry when van came over to you. You just like naturally picked it up. It really got hot in her
24:14You're magnetic. This was a kind of song that was made for you every time you went into the what is that called the little booty side
24:212025 worm. Yes, the 2025 worm. I loved it
24:24I really felt how intentional your movements were and again
24:28There's this confidence in the subtlety that is yeah, it's really effing hot. So thank you great job
24:35Queens we have made our decision
24:40Ebony LaBelle
24:42Congratulations
24:43We'll see you in round two
24:45Thank you so much then goth my dear. I'm sorry, but you have lost your battle
24:49You may both step to the back of the stage. I love you so much. You too. I love you
24:56Okay, let win it
24:59It's time for our final battle of round one
25:02Caramel vs. Velma Jones
25:06Caramel I love you girl, but this one I wanted so bad. It's time for me to take out the lip-sync assassin
25:12I sent two of my friends home and that was really hard, but Velma's not really like a friend so easy
25:20Not sorry about it
25:22You got locked down you move it like I did before I found out
25:37It's just a pretty big stock again with his money close to his mother
25:40You see what started
25:42You got her right now
25:44She be like, it's so perfect
25:46I be like, I'm a person
25:48Nobody got me in service
25:50But baby, I do now
25:52If I'm in the same position
25:54So baby, don't get this twisted
25:56I'm gon' think it make me miss it
25:58It's okay, I'm okay, and I'm in the first place
26:00It's okay, I'm okay
26:02It's okay, I'm okay
26:04I don't really gotta say, it's okay
26:06You can have them anyway
26:08Anyway
26:10You can have them anyway
26:12Anyway
26:14We're such a romantic
26:17You got me like, fuck that
26:19Sometimes it's a long place
26:21Now I can go near that
26:23She be like, it's so perfect
26:25I be like, I'm a person
26:27Nobody got me in service
26:29But baby, I do now
26:31If I'm in the same position
26:33So baby, don't get this twisted
26:35I'm gon' think it make me miss it
26:37It's okay, I'm okay
26:39I'm in the first place
26:40It's okay, I'm okay
26:41It's okay, I'm okay
26:42I don't really gotta say, it's okay
26:44You can have them anyway
26:46Anyway
26:48You can have them anyway
26:50Anyway
26:52It's okay, I'm okay
26:54And I'm in the first place
26:55It's okay, I'm okay
26:56It's okay, I'm okay
26:57I don't really gotta say, it's okay
26:58You can have them anyway
27:00Anyway
27:01You can have them anyway
27:02Anyway
27:03You can have them anyway
27:04I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't want to make me wake up, I don't
27:34Work, bitch.
27:38Two pop girlies stand before me.
27:40Who knew?
27:41Well, I knew from you.
27:42I didn't know from you.
27:43Selma Jones, you quietly revealed this sexy energy.
27:49I was here for it.
27:50I really enjoyed your performance.
27:51When you jumped in this place, you're like, it's okay.
27:53It's okay.
27:53It's fine.
27:54I love that because there was a little bit of you in there.
27:56I'm going to go out on a limb and guess this is not a song you would typically perform.
27:59Uh, no.
28:01You can absolutely perform this kind of music.
28:03It was a great, great lip sync.
28:04Caramel, I think you really understand your body so I could see you.
28:08You know what looks great.
28:09You know what's going to be like, you're red hot.
28:11We've seen you lip sync several times so far in this competition and you always...
28:15We have.
28:17It's not my first rodeo.
28:18Let me get to the good part.
28:20And you always deliver a powerhouse performance.
28:23You came out of the gate serving body, serving confidence, serving choreo.
28:28Fabulous.
28:30Queens, we have made our decision.
28:34Caramel, congratulations.
28:39You've advanced to the semifinals.
28:42Velma, I'm sorry I'm in dear, but you lost your battle.
28:46You may move to the back of the stage.
28:48Welcome to the semifinals.
28:55First up, it's Saltina Shaker versus Sammy Landry.
29:01Good luck.
29:03And don't ya fuck it up.
29:06I know you like me.
29:19I know you do.
29:22That's why whenever I come around, she's all over you.
29:27And I know you want it.
29:31I know you want it.
29:33It's easy to see.
29:37And in the back of your mind, I know you should be on with me.
29:43Woo!
29:44Mmm.
29:46Don't you wish your girlfriend was a hot like me?
29:49Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
29:52Like me.
29:53Don't you?
29:56Don't you, baby?
29:57Don't you?
29:59Alright, sing.
30:00Don't you wish your girlfriend was a raw like me?
30:04Raw.
30:04Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
30:07Big fan.
30:08Don't you?
30:10Alright.
30:11Don't you?
30:15I know I'm on your ride.
30:17I know we'd have a good time.
30:19I'm your friend.
30:20I'm fun and I'm fine.
30:21I ain't lying.
30:24Look at me.
30:26You ain't lying.
30:30I know you're not in your mind.
30:32I know we'd have a good time.
30:33I'm your friend.
30:34I'm fun and I'm fine.
30:37I ain't lying.
30:39Look at me.
30:40You ain't lying.
30:44Baby, next lifetime.
30:45Baby, next lifetime.
30:48I'll sleep.
30:49I'll sleep.
30:50Until then, old friend.
30:54Go so you could listen to me with me.
30:59Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
31:03Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
31:06Like me.
31:07Don't you?
31:09Don't you, baby?
31:11Don't you?
31:11One of my favorite tracks of all time and y'all really did the damn thing.
31:23So Tina, you were sultry and electric.
31:27You just really embodied this whole song.
31:30I love the harography.
31:32I love some good floor work.
31:33And I could tell you were really kind of locked in and like laser focused.
31:37And Sammy Landry.
31:38To me, this was drunk aunt at a wedding.
31:40After a couple white wine spritzers on the dance floor.
31:43I thought it was so much fun to watch.
31:44I find you so entertaining.
31:46I felt like this outfit, the hair, is this moment back in time.
31:50Just a little bit trashy and a little bit sexy.
31:52A little bit?
31:53Just a little bit.
31:54A little bit?
31:54Just a little bit.
31:55A little bit.
31:55Okay, so it was all trash and sass, and I love me some of that.
32:00Queens, we have made our decision.
32:06Saltina Shaker, congratulations.
32:10You will advance to the final round.
32:13Nice.
32:15Sammy Landry, you are safe and alive.
32:20You may both step to the back of the stage.
32:25Our second semi-final is Ebony LaBelle versus Caramel.
32:33Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
32:36This thing could be easy.
32:39Woo!
32:41You got it.
32:43You got it.
32:45Put it in.
32:46Take us turn into a situation.
32:48Dang it, standing in my place, the humiliation, you're waiting.
32:50I'm a little bit risk to get the conversation.
32:53Thinking maybe we can make the combination.
32:55Wanna see me lose my fucking, wanna hear me moan.
32:57We'll be ready, will I never, will we get along?
32:59She was talking, coming up on the telephone.
33:02So you're done to pull it in before we get it on.
33:04No turning back from this party.
33:06Could you do enough to conflict?
33:08Hey!
33:08Ain't it coming down from this side?
33:10I don't go nowhere, what's I say?
33:12Look at what you got yourself into.
33:14Let's take advantage, be all that you can be.
33:16Let's take advantage, be all that you can see.
33:19There's going to be a list of opportunity, it won't be.
33:21Hey!
33:21Hey!
33:22Hey!
33:22Hey!
33:22Hey!
33:22Hey!
33:23Hey!
33:23Hey!
33:23Hey!
33:23Hey!
33:23Hey!
33:23Hey!
33:24Hey!
33:24Hey!
33:27Hey!
33:27Hey!
33:27Hey!
33:28Hey!
33:28Hey!
33:54Oh, my birthday.
34:24As somebody who was in a Kelly Rowland video, I feel like I can speak on this.
34:34Yes.
34:37This performance, Avenue LaBelle, giving us different styles of dance, serving pop princess.
34:43I could watch you for hours.
34:46You know exactly what you're doing when you're doing it.
34:48It's just magical to watch.
34:50This beginning, you put your leg out and it was bam, right there.
34:53It's not the front or the back of the beat.
34:55It's right in the center and that's star quality.
34:57Caramel.
34:58Once again, you don't disappoint.
35:01This gold number, I'm going to age myself, but anybody out there knows, remembers Darcelle
35:05number five, Dance Fever, that's what you're giving me.
35:08Google it, kids.
35:10You have worked for your booking fee this evening.
35:12Well, yes.
35:13I never for a moment was taken out of this performance.
35:16I think that you just worked out of that performance.
35:20This means we have made our decision.
35:25Ebony LaBelle, condragulations.
35:31We'll see you in the finals.
35:32Yes, you will.
35:35Caramel, great job.
35:36Thank you so much.
35:37You are safe.
35:39Welcome to the final round.
35:45It's Saltina Shaker versus Ebony LaBelle.
35:50Choose your fighter.
35:52Two queens stand before us.
36:01This is your chance to prove that you are the lip sync assassin of the season.
36:08The time has come for you to lip sync for the win.
36:15Good luck and don't fuck it up.
36:20Check it out going out on the late night.
36:31Looking tight, feeling nice, it's a cockfight.
36:34I can tell, I just know that it's going down tonight.
36:41At the door, we don't wait cause we know them.
36:44At the bar, six shots just beginning.
36:47That's when a dickhead puts you in for me.
36:50But you see.
36:52I'm not here for your entertainment.
36:56You don't really want to mess with me tonight.
36:59Just stop and take a second.
37:02I was fine before you walked into my life.
37:06Cause you know it's over, before it begins.
37:12Keep your drink, just give me the money.
37:15It's just you and your hair tonight.
37:22Break it down.
37:25We're in the corner with you boys, you better five bucks.
37:28Get the girl that just rubbed him and she thinks you suck.
37:31We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see.
37:34Quit spilling your drinks on me, yeah.
37:38You know who you are.
37:40High-fiving, talking shit, but you're going home alone, aren't you?
37:43Cause I'm not here for your entertainment.
37:47You don't really want to mess with me tonight.
37:50Just stop, just stop and take a second.
37:53I was fine before you walked into my life.
37:57Cause you know it's over, before it begins.
38:02Keep your drink, just give me the money.
38:05It's just you and your hair tonight.
38:08I'm not here for your entertainment.
38:11You don't really want to mess with me tonight.
38:15Just stop and take a second.
38:18I was fine before you walked into my life.
38:22Cause you know it's over, before it begins.
38:27Keep your drink, just give me the money.
38:30Just you and your hair tonight, yeah.
38:34Woo!
38:35Woo!
38:36Woo!
38:36Woo!
38:37Woo!
38:37Woo!
38:38Woo!
38:38Woo!
38:39Woo!
38:39Woo!
38:40Woo!
38:41Woo!
38:42Woo!
38:43Queens, we have reached a decision.
38:45Woo!
38:46Woo!
38:47Woo!
38:48Woo!
38:49Woo!
38:50Woo!
38:51Woo!
38:52Woo!
38:53Woo!
38:54Woo!
38:55Woo!
38:56Woo!
38:57That's motherfucking right.
39:00You have won $5,000 cash courtesy of the men's room and the Drake.
39:08Saltina Shaker, phenomenal job this week.
39:11You should be so proud.
39:12I am.
39:14You may join the others.
39:15Maked girl.
39:16I love you too.
39:19Would the bottom four queens please step forward?
39:27Velma Jones, Maya Fox, PM, and Van Gogh,
39:31you all lost your lip syncs and are up for elimination.
39:35Ebony LaBelle, you have earned the power of the Golden Beaver,
39:40granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens
39:42from lip syncing for their lives.
39:45Three queens will lip sync, and two will go home.
39:50You hold the fate of your sisters in your hands.
39:54You may all leave the stage.
39:58Oh, yes!
40:00Oh, my God, y'all, this lit up!
40:03Yes!
40:03Guys, this lit up!
40:05Congrats to Ms. Ebony.
40:06Congratulations!
40:08All those things I was trying to prove,
40:10all those people back home, and to myself,
40:12like, y'all don't understand how proud I am of myself.
40:15You should be.
40:16Coming from a small town,
40:17I'm just always comparing my drag to others.
40:19There was a little part of me that thought that I couldn't do it.
40:22I'm just happy to show myself that, like,
40:24girl, you gotta stop counting yourself, though.
40:26You're actually really extremely talented.
40:29I had so much fun with you, all of us.
40:31This was so special.
40:33I was so close to that win,
40:36but, you know, I'm feeling aligned.
40:38I got exactly what I needed from it,
40:40and I'm fucking proud of myself.
40:42People know what a Saltina show is now, baby.
40:44So, come on.
40:46It's gaggy that there's four of y'all in the bottom this week.
40:49I just want to hear from everyone what their thoughts are,
40:52why I should pick you,
40:54because y'all all did really fucking sick me.
40:56Ebony's talked about being a strategic player in this game,
40:59and the only other person who has two wins is Miss Van.
41:01So, will she make a strategic move here
41:03and potentially help me out in this situation?
41:06I think I did a good job today.
41:07I don't think I did bad.
41:08My track record has been really, really strong.
41:10You and I, I feel like we've helped each other
41:12in these challenges each week.
41:14I have so much more fight.
41:15I need to be here.
41:16I'm the only person here
41:17that's actively in the East Coast performing,
41:19and people back home don't think
41:21that they can do something like this.
41:23And I know that me being here is so important for that.
41:26Well, um...
41:28Girl, put up a fight.
41:29Girl, I'm not used to being in the bottom.
41:31Sorry.
41:31I've been doing so fucking well in this competition.
41:33I have literally been eating up
41:35every single fucking challenge every week.
41:36I'm the only person in the room with two wins
41:37other than you now.
41:38I still feel like I did good this week.
41:39I know I should be here.
41:41I know I can fucking win this whole fucking thing.
41:43Because I am that fucking bitch.
41:44Like, bitch, period.
41:45I'm that fucking bitch.
41:46And if there's a sewing challenge in the future,
41:48I'll help you.
41:49That's it.
41:50That's my scissor sister.
41:51And I think she's going to use the beaver on me.
41:53I mean, at least I hope she is.
41:55If I didn't use the beaver on you this week,
41:57and you had to fight in the bottom,
42:00you're going to hate me?
42:01That would actually really, really hurt.
42:02We have developed a really strong relationship here,
42:04and I know if the role was reversed,
42:06I would have saved you no question.
42:08Girl, I said to you day one,
42:09I said, I will have a line to the ton of people,
42:11but you're the only person I'll really be honest with
42:12and actually keep that with.
42:14And bitch, I added myself.
42:15Damn.
42:16I meant it.
42:17I really didn't mean it.
42:18Ebony, you've been talking about taking out threats.
42:21Your best friend is a threat.
42:23Do it, bitch.
42:25Alma?
42:25How can I say that I want this so bad again and again,
42:28and this is so not what I want to be
42:31my last performance here, of course.
42:33I think I was just left off with this choice today,
42:36and I did the best I could.
42:37The fact that I was picked last,
42:39it's not fair,
42:40and maybe she will do the same thing
42:42as Van did with PM
42:43and save me because of that.
42:46I am feeling very, very low right now,
42:49and I can't deny it.
42:51I am very upset with what just happened.
42:55I love to perform,
42:57and I feel like that just got broke.
43:01It is bringing me back to all the many no's
43:04I've gotten over the years,
43:05and I feel like dance is who I am.
43:07And it's really making me question
43:09this thing that I love the most in life.
43:14I feel your sadness,
43:15but bitch, you fucking turned it.
43:17You did.
43:17Sammy, I don't know how you didn't shit your pants.
43:19It's a little stinky.
43:21No, bye.
43:22I'm considering my alliances.
43:24I'm considering track record.
43:25I'm considering what these girls are telling me.
43:27I'm just, girl, I'm...
43:30Marlin.
43:31I'd like to hear from everyone else.
43:34Please help me.
43:35Van, you are sickening,
43:36and based off track record,
43:38I would save you.
43:38But I feel like tonight,
43:40and also just based on being a performer,
43:41like I resonate a lot with what you said,
43:43I feel like I would have felt the exact same way.
43:45So for that reason, I would save you.
43:47Honestly, Velma seeing you like this
43:49is like literally killing me.
43:51I mean, obviously,
43:52I can't imagine what it's feeling like for you.
43:54Seeing you in your head,
43:56I was there.
43:59All these new things that you're trying,
44:00you are succeeding in.
44:02And I want you to believe it like I do now.
44:05So I would save Velma.
44:08Wait, wait.
44:09Van's giving me a little smirk.
44:10What do you think?
44:11Girl, do your thing.
44:12No, but what do you think?
44:13I think that's fucking bullshit.
44:14Why?
44:14Because you fucking sit in here like,
44:16track record, track record, track record,
44:17because I have the fucking best track record
44:18on the fucking bottom,
44:19and you're gonna sit there and be like,
44:20oh, let's save Velma again.
44:21And I get that she feels fucking down,
44:22but you were also the one that sat back here
44:24week fucking two
44:25and said the person with the most fucking fight,
44:27and you're telling me
44:28that that's the person you would save.
44:29Mm-hmm.
44:30Girl, whatever.
44:31Veltina, girl, shut the fuck up.
44:33First it's,
44:34I want to see the person with the most fight
44:35save Hazel.
44:36Now it's,
44:37Velma needs lifting up.
44:38She needs it.
44:39We can't keep rewarding potential.
44:41Girl, what is this?
44:42Fucking Canada's charity race?
44:43Like, your own logic was fight
44:45and track record.
44:47Yeah.
44:47When you were in this position.
44:48And now you're turning all around
44:49and you're saying,
44:50I'm gonna save Velma
44:51who has the least amount of fight
44:52and feels the most defeated.
44:53You have always said your reasoning
44:54is this, that's that,
44:55and the other thing,
44:55and just switch up.
44:56I feel like in this moment,
44:58it's fucking crazy,
44:59but you live with it.
45:01But that was week two,
45:02and I see she has fight.
45:03She's trying.
45:04I'm not talking about you, Velma.
45:04I was saying her reasoning was,
45:06I see Velma is defeated right now.
45:07You just said that.
45:09You literally just said that.
45:10But that's what you said.
45:10That's what she was saying.
45:11That's what you just fucking said.
45:12It's really selfish from Vance.
45:14Can you just like,
45:15let me have this moment, please?
45:17Maybe it's my last.
45:18So I would appreciate that.
45:20Do you not see how much
45:21I've grown throughout this competition
45:22since the beginning?
45:23Of course my opinions.
45:24Of course all these things
45:25are gonna change.
45:26If you want me in the bottom
45:27because you think I'm a threat
45:28or you think this, whatever,
45:29just fucking say that.
45:30Van, you-
45:30Just fucking say that.
45:31No, that's not the truth.
45:33That's not who I am.
45:34Cool.
45:34Velma has a connection with me.
45:36I see her right now.
45:37I see her in her head,
45:39and I wanna make my friend feel better.
45:41I would save Velma for that reason.
45:44And I think it's super critical.
45:45Van has been a very cutthroat player
45:47in this game,
45:48talking about taking out top competition,
45:50talking about pitting friends
45:51against each other,
45:52and really playing this game strategically.
45:54Girl, fuck who did the worst.
45:55Fuck who did the best.
45:56The two of you are in the fucking bottom.
45:58I have the power,
45:58and I'm gonna decide what I feel is right.
46:00For her to try to play this card right now,
46:02I think it's a little hypocritical.
46:03Van Gogh, I don't know.
46:04We-
46:05We had a really good kiki in the beginning.
46:07You keep cutting people off,
46:09you know?
46:10And to me,
46:11if I would have had the beaver this week,
46:12I wouldn't use it on you
46:13because you just kind of zoned in on Ebony,
46:15and you're like,
46:16fuck everyone else.
46:17I've been a lot of things in this competition.
46:19I've been a bitch.
46:20I've been nice.
46:21I've been a sister.
46:22But something you can never say
46:23that I haven't been
46:24is a liar or dishonest.
46:27I have said everything
46:28to all of your fucking faces.
46:30I literally told you
46:31while I fucking had a lion to a star,
46:32and I still put her in the fucking bottom.
46:33Even last week,
46:34when you were in the bottom,
46:35I sat on that fucking couch,
46:37and I said,
46:38I would personally say Saltina
46:40because you're doing the best,
46:41but devil on my shoulder,
46:42it'd be fun to see her
46:43lifting against taramook,
46:44but I still gave you your fucking props,
46:45and I still set you
46:46with the best fucking track record.
46:47I'm looking at a friend right now.
46:48I'm giving her her flowers.
46:50If you want your flowers,
46:51I will give them to you.
46:53Girl, fuck this place.
46:54Like, bitch,
46:55if there's one thing I love more
46:56than winning, it's revenge.
46:57Ooh, girl.
46:58If I ever get the fucking beaver
47:00and Saltina's in the fucking bottom,
47:01it's not even a fucking question.
47:02You're never fucking getting it from me.
47:03Ever.
47:04Well, bitches, lip-sinkers,
47:06this is going to be really fucking hard.
47:08There's a lot of emotion here tonight.
47:10I just have to make a motherfucking decision.
47:12Y'all, the tension was already rough.
47:15Girl, they are at each other.
47:16I am playing with my heart
47:19and what I feel is best for me.
47:21You know, Miss Ebony
47:21likes to keep the girls on their toes.
47:24Girl, if I'm gaggy boots,
47:26I'm going to just make
47:27a gaggy boot decision, okay?
47:33Welcome back.
47:35Ebony LaBelle,
47:36heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
47:38Who are you saving from the chomping block?
47:40You guys all did amazing tonight
47:43and I want to see a fight on that stage
47:45from each and every one of you.
47:46I am going to choose
47:50my sister, Van Gogh.
47:55We'll all be damned.
47:56Thank you for being one of the only
47:57real-ass fucking bitches in here.
47:59Van Gogh, you are out of the woods this week.
48:02You may step to the back of the stage.
48:03Good luck, y'all.
48:05Girl, say that.
48:09Thank you so much.
48:10Maya Fox, PM, and Velma Jones,
48:13I'm sorry, but this means
48:14that you are all up for elimination.
48:16Three queens stand before us.
48:18Prior to tonight,
48:19you were asked to prepare
48:20a lip-sync performance
48:21of Sweet Surrender
48:23by Sarah McLachlan.
48:24This is your last chance
48:26to impress us
48:26and save yourself from
48:28elimination.
48:30The time has come
48:32for you to lip-sync
48:34for your life.
48:40Good luck
48:42and don't fuck it up.
48:48Doesn't mean much
48:50It doesn't mean anything at all
48:56The life I've left behind me
49:00is cool
49:01Across the west side
49:06From where I can't return
49:11Where every step I took
49:15in faith
49:17Tray me
49:18And let me fall
49:24But I know
49:26See
49:30Surrender
49:36Is all that I have
49:39Is
49:41See
49:45Surrender
49:49Surrender
49:51Is
49:53All that I have
49:54Is
49:55To be
49:57And
49:59I don't understand
50:01How the touch of your hand
50:06I will be the one to fall
50:12Doesn't mean much
50:14Doesn't mean much
50:16Doesn't mean much
50:17Doesn't mean anything
50:20It doesn't mean anything
50:21At all
50:22The life of
50:24The life I've left behind me
50:26Is
50:27The life of left behind me
50:29Is
50:30The life I've left behind me
50:31Is
50:32Sweet surrender is all that I can be
50:44Sweet surrender is all that I can be
51:00Queens we have made our decision
51:10PM Shantae you stay
51:14You may join the others
51:18Thank you
51:19I love you
51:20Thank you
51:22Maya
51:25Fox on lock from the docks to the seaside
51:28And now the world
51:30It means so much to be the first Inuk Queen
51:32Here to represent both my province and my culture
51:34And this isn't the last of me for sure
51:36Absolutely not
51:37Now sashay away
51:38Yes Inuk from the north
51:41What the fox
51:43Velma Jones
51:46Our king of queens
51:48Thank you for breaking boundaries
51:50Here in Canada's drag race
51:51And I cannot wait to see what you do next
51:53I really enjoy showing you a little bit of
51:55Me and Johnny
51:56Thank you
51:57Not as much as we enjoyed seeing it
51:59Now sashay away
52:00This was the last chapter of the drag orchestra
52:07To be continued
52:09It was a hard day
52:18Really hard day
52:19But I hope everybody's proud of me because I'm proud of what I did
52:22Well, I'm really proud of you
52:24You represent the drag québécoise very well
52:28And I hope you're proud of you too
52:30I hope you're proud of me too
52:31I hope you're proud of me because I'm really proud of what I've done
52:34Well, yes
52:35We're going to see you as an adult
52:37Shall we get out of your girl?
52:39Let's do it
52:40You live to slay another day
52:49The world has never needed the magic of drag more
52:52So remember, stay true, north, strong, and...
52:56Now let the music play
52:59Next time on Canada's Drag Race
53:01Back by popular demand
53:03You'll be designing for Brooklyn Heights
53:04Yes
53:05Man is going to be hearing from me a lot
53:07I'll help you a little bit, sister
53:09But I got to put the mask on me first
53:10Sister, I'm gonna need your help
53:12Leg poker
53:13Girl, I'm not a magician
53:15Man, I helped you
53:16You really gonna have to help me
53:18You're gonna be done your outfit in an hour
53:20No, I'm not
53:21I'm getting a little annoyed with Ebony
53:22Maybe this alliance isn't as sound as I thought it would be
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