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Coronation Street - Season 66 Episode 152 -
Friday, 26th December 2025
Friday, 26th December 2025
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00:30He's coming. He's coming. He's coming.
00:32He's coming.
00:38Daniel?
00:42What's happened?
00:46I'm here for driving me to the hotel.
00:50Not at all.
00:54I had to step over a homeless chap this morning.
00:58Hey, guys.
01:00Oh, happy Boxing Day.
01:02You meeting Daniel?
01:04Yeah, yeah, we're gonna take Bertie out on his new bike.
01:06Bonding with the baird.
01:08Things are hotting up.
01:10Oh, it's Adam.
01:14Daniel's been attacked.
01:16So, how's the great master plan coming along?
01:20Show your pie hole.
01:22So, how's the great master plan coming along?
01:32Show your pie hole.
01:34What's up, was it Swiss finishing school that you went to?
01:38Read the room.
01:40Ow!
01:42Ow!
01:44I wonder what would happen if we binged your anti-rejection meds.
01:50You've got a real personality disorder, you know that?
01:52At least I've got a personality.
01:53Oh, come on.
01:54Shut up, please.
01:55Just let me off.
01:56Open up.
01:57Come on, Bertie.
01:58No.
01:59Okay.
02:00The mindlessness of it.
02:01And Christmas night, for heaven's sake.
02:03I'm okay, Dad.
02:04Oh, there was me dead to the world while you were being brutally attacked.
02:07Oh, well, Ken, you see, it's a good thing that you weren't, because otherwise you'd be in next bed.
02:12Yeah, exactly.
02:13Yeah, well, we were just having a couple of poor people.
02:14Oh, I'm sorry.
02:15I'm sorry.
02:16I'm sorry.
02:17I'm sorry.
02:18I'm sorry.
02:19I'm sorry.
02:20I'm sorry.
02:21I'm sorry.
02:22I'm sorry.
02:23I'm sorry.
02:24I'm sorry.
02:25I'm sorry.
02:26I'm sorry.
02:27I'm sorry.
02:28Well, we were just having a couple of ports, and then I hit the hay.
02:32Me and I just assumed you'd gone up to Megan's.
02:34I'm sorry.
02:35It's no one's fault, honestly.
02:37Hey.
02:38What have they done to you?
02:40Oh, it looks worse than it actually is, trust me.
02:44Maggie?
02:45I'm not stopping.
02:46I just wanted to clap eyes on you for my own peace of mind.
02:50She insisted.
02:51Yeah, that was thoughtful.
02:53So, have you and Ava patched things up?
02:56Let's focus on you.
02:58Did you get a look at the perp?
03:00No.
03:01I watch every crime thing going.
03:03No, I didn't.
03:04I was taking out Dad's recycling.
03:07I heard steps approaching.
03:10Then I heard him run off.
03:12Next thing he remembers is Evelyn standing over it.
03:15Well, at least you're still in one piece.
03:18But, minus his wallet and watch.
03:20Awful.
03:21Insult to injury.
03:23I'll love you and leave you.
03:28Without so much as a bunch of grapes.
03:33Why'd you let me polish off that selection box for brekkie?
03:37Would it have made a blind bit of difference if I'd said don't?
03:41Am I in the doghouse?
03:43Why would you say that?
03:45No clue.
03:46I don't know.
03:47You just seem a little cold.
03:54Well, best crack on then.
03:56Doing business on Boxing Day.
03:58I mean, they're dope.
03:59Busy guy.
04:00Yeah, darling.
04:01I'm gonna do that, all right?
04:02This is when you steal a march.
04:04Trouble in paradise.
04:05Hello.
04:06Sorry to disappoint.
04:07Oh, you dropped one.
04:08I've seen one of them before.
04:09Oh, er, yeah.
04:10Me and James both cut off for Christmas.
04:11From my mum.
04:12You okay?
04:13Yeah, no, I'm fine.
04:14I'm just a bit frazzled.
04:15You know, it is a season to go demented.
04:16Yeah.
04:17Yeah.
04:18Two.
04:19Two now.
04:20Well.
04:21As soon as the wee rooms.
04:22Where did you stay last night?
04:23What do you care?
04:24Chucked out on Christmas night by my firstborn.
04:25You left him no choice.
04:26And soon as you apologise to Evie, you and I can get back on track.
04:27That won't be happening.
04:28I'm fine.
04:29I'm fine, I'm fine.
04:30I'm fine, I'm just a bit frazzled.
04:31You know, it is a season to go demented.
04:32Yeah.
04:33Yeah.
04:34You too?
04:35Two now.
04:36Well.
04:37As soon as the wee rooms.
04:38Where did you stay last night?
04:39What do you care?
04:40Chucked out on Christmas night by my firstborn.
04:42You left him no choice.
04:45As soon as you apologise to Evie, you and I can get back on track.
04:49That won't be happening.
04:54And if I need anything else, I'll get fella my lad here to fetch it for me.
04:58You good, Nan?
05:00I'm just back from the hospital.
05:02Megan's Daniel was knocked unconscious last night.
05:05Left for dead.
05:06Is he okay?
05:07Oh, you want to chat now, do you?
05:10The old girl's good for a goss.
05:12I give up.
05:13Oh, Megan's awful worried about him.
05:20He was found in the entryway with his head stoved in.
05:23They insist on calling it a ginnel.
05:26Does he know who did it?
05:28He has no clue.
05:29But his memory is improving by the hour.
05:32His wallet and watch are gone.
05:35Is there anything you want to get off your chest, son?
05:40Oi!
05:41You look like a chain of mine.
05:43I thought I must have done.
05:44Abby found it.
05:46Yeah, nothing says cheat like a bit of bling down the sofa.
05:49But I'm single, mate.
05:50I'm no cheat.
05:51Did you do it on purpose?
05:53Whoa!
05:54Cocky.
05:54No, I didn't.
05:56Is she on to you?
05:57I don't know.
05:58You're a class act.
05:59What, like you're a choir boy?
06:01I regretted it immediately.
06:03You only have it for yourself.
06:04Why can't I ever remember that?
06:06Because you want me.
06:07Oh, but I don't like you, though.
06:09And that's the goal, isn't it?
06:10To find someone who's available, who you fancy and like.
06:14I feel bad for her.
06:15She's not your concern.
06:16And I'm going to end it soon enough.
06:18Just don't want to blindside her.
06:19Especially at Christmas.
06:20Oh, dead thoughtful.
06:22And FYI, we won't be having any rematches.
06:25All right, mate.
06:30Hello.
06:33I think we need a little heart-to-heart, don't you?
06:39Ambassador?
06:40Looks top dollar.
06:41I was a bit off with you yesterday.
06:44I figured I owed you one.
06:47Amber Lynn stayed there, you know.
06:48Oh, well, if it's good enough for one Queen of England.
06:52Oh, come on, get it in the calendar.
06:55It's Friday the 24th to Monday the 27th.
06:58For the eve of the mini-break.
07:01Oh.
07:02Oh, wait.
07:05Someone's treated me to the film festival on that Saturday.
07:08It wasn't on there.
07:10Well, I only found out yesterday.
07:13This full smack bang in the middle.
07:15So you're going to let this hot priest fixation scupper our five-star mini-break?
07:19Well, I didn't intend to.
07:22Oh, forget it.
07:24Forget it.
07:25It's three days in Somerset, not a three-line whip.
07:28I don't want you seething with resentment because you're stuck with me.
07:32Not some actor I can tell you.
07:38He definitely doesn't know it was me.
07:40He has no clue.
07:42I wanted to kill him.
07:44I don't know what I was thinking.
07:45I just lunged at him from behind and...
07:47For a minute, I thought he'd croaked it.
07:50Lucky for you, he's alive and kicking.
07:53But I never robbed him.
07:54I panicked and legged it.
07:56Someone else must have come along and filled their boots.
08:00Are you going to tell Dad?
08:01What do you think?
08:03Oh, nice one, Nan.
08:04Don't you nice one, Nan, me?
08:06What got into you?
08:08Why do you hate him so much?
08:11He hates me.
08:13And I shouldn't have gotten a fail on that mock.
08:15The way you spoke down to yesterday.
08:17I just wasn't having it.
08:18He could so easily be lying in the morgue now with his toes tagged.
08:22And that would be your future down the pan.
08:25For a bright boy, you have been extremely stupid.
08:28Oh, there you go.
08:42Shuttle.
08:43Malingering, I knew it.
08:45They're planning on discharging him this afternoon.
08:47Oh, great.
08:48Do you think that we might hit a reset button?
08:51I don't get assaulted.
08:53Maggie doesn't go scorched earth on either.
08:55I don't get accused of having an affair.
08:57Oh, it's all about you.
08:59You might think that, but I've got news, actually.
09:01About your attacker.
09:03Oh, go on.
09:04You and James Bailey.
09:13Whatever it is, it's obviously dodgy.
09:15Else you'd have put me in the picture.
09:18I was just sounding him out about a bit of business.
09:22I was hoping he could line me up a few clients who want a new car.
09:24Or pre-loved.
09:26Oh, you idiot.
09:29I have given everything up for you.
09:32Everything.
09:32Easy.
09:33It's not happening.
09:33James isn't up for it.
09:34Have you lost your mind?
09:36We're not playing out here.
09:37This is the real thing.
09:39Alfie, he's a child.
09:41He's not a doll.
09:42I know.
09:44I have lost a husband and you have lost a brother.
09:48I have staked everything on you.
09:50I know.
09:52Who do you think I'm doing this for?
09:54I will not have you break the law.
09:57Okay.
09:58Okay, I'll stop.
10:00I promise it's done.
10:01Oh, you'd better add.
10:04I have already shifted a few cars, though.
10:07But it means I've stashed a couple of grand away for me, you and Alfie.
10:11Abby, listen to me.
10:12Listen.
10:14I promise you, no more dodgy deals.
10:22I'll do right by us.
10:24You'll see.
10:27It's all good.
10:28The job must be so draining.
10:50Just an endless stream of upset people.
10:52Yep.
10:53Which is exactly why we should pivot to something more cheerful.
10:56George and Glenda's party.
10:58Oh, a.k.a. the party to end all parties.
11:01Or Andrew Scott.
11:03By the way, the Q&A is unreserved seating, so let's get there early and bag the front row.
11:09Cut to Todd gets restrained in order for ogling hot priest.
11:15What?
11:17You gonna hate me?
11:18Right, well, that could never happen.
11:22Come on, spill.
11:29Still here, ma?
11:30Not for much longer.
11:31Just gathering me worldlies.
11:33Simple apology would work wonders.
11:35Ball's in your court.
11:36The ball's in Eva's court, as usual.
11:39Adam just texted her.
11:40They've arrested Daniel's mugger.
11:42The police have arrested Daniel's attacker.
11:46Nice one.
11:47Yeah, Adam said it was some homeless guy.
11:51They can't prove assault, but they found Daniel's stuff in his sleeping bag.
11:55Right.
11:56Eva's just through there.
11:58One word, two syllables, rhymes with Laurie.
12:01No, thank you.
12:03Your nana's going soon.
12:04Give her a hand with her stuff.
12:05Hang way to the cash and carry.
12:06Okay.
12:06What do you call it, nan?
12:14Someone must have robbed him.
12:15From your point of view, this is a win.
12:18So why don't you tell your face the good news?
12:22That's more like it.
12:24The police can concentrate on finding Daniel's attacker,
12:27and you can do your dear old nan a solid.
12:31Persuade your dad that I do not deserve to be out on my ear.
12:35It is Christmas, after all.
12:37Plus, I have a clicky hip.
12:45Oh, I won't ask what kind of a Christmas you've had.
12:49Well, in that case, I won't tell.
12:51Well, your life was on track, though, wasn't it?
12:53I mean, does Kevin Webster set the world on fire?
12:56Probably not.
12:57But to take up with his brother?
12:59And this is your business because?
13:01Oh, man, perhaps I'm selling the brother short.
13:04He must be the full package, you know,
13:06to let you wreck the life that you've worked so hard to get.
13:10But then there's Alfie as well, isn't he?
13:12Must wonder whether he's coming and going.
13:15Luckily for you, I don't punch pensioners.
13:18I see.
13:19But do you think that your moral code is a bit,
13:23I don't know, inconsistent?
13:25Can I get you anything?
13:30A bit of quiet would be good.
13:32Subtle.
13:34Actually, I'll have the same again.
13:36Do you mind if I perch for a minute?
13:37I won't keep you.
13:39Sure.
13:39Is this loud enough for you?
13:42You flatter yourself, love.
13:44Yeah.
13:45Sorry about that.
13:46Everyone's got an opinion.
13:48And so, um, Carl, you told me about his business brainwave
13:54and how you told him where to stick it.
13:57Hmm?
13:58I'm so sorry.
13:59And I am so grateful.
14:00No need.
14:01No.
14:02There is every need.
14:04A bit ahead.
14:04Oh, hi, babe.
14:13Listen, I know people don't normally associate me with a sisterhood,
14:17but trust me, I'm a sister.
14:19You hide it brilliantly.
14:21Yeah, I probably deserve that.
14:23But I can tell that you're having problems with your husband's brother.
14:27Why do people keep giving me advice?
14:29If you think he's up to something, he probably is.
14:32Because they like to make us think we're going to Lulu.
14:35Oh, thanks.
14:35I've got it.
14:37The more elaborate the story, the bigger the lie.
14:42Just in case there is any part of you that is genuinely concerned,
14:46rest assured we've got it sorted, all right?
14:48It was at the smallest bump in the road.
14:51The tiniest pothole.
14:54Well, today's pothole is tomorrow's sinkhole.
14:57Well, those, um, fortune cookies are dead deep.
15:02All right, fine.
15:04All right, fine.
15:24Todd.
15:25Hey.
15:28Are you seriously blowing out this film gig with Summer to go on some mini break?
15:32My hands are tied.
15:33Oh, come on.
15:34She's been planning this for months.
15:36And Theo has gone through a lot of trouble too.
15:38Your fancy hotel, it'll be there any time.
15:41This Andrew Scott gig, it's a one-off.
15:43Okay, you've made your point.
15:46I think you're making a bad call.
15:47Yeah, I kind of get that.
15:49When did you become so detached?
15:52Actually, do you know what?
15:53That is a rhetorical question.
15:55It's ever since you took up with him.
15:57You are blowing this out of all proportion.
15:59I don't think so.
16:00It speaks to something a lot deeper in here.
16:02It speaks to it.
16:03Reverend Pulpit's on fire.
16:06He's changed you.
16:07Oh, bore off, Billy.
16:09Billy.
16:09Oh, well, I was beginning to think you'd hit the Boxing Day sales without me.
16:18As if.
16:20What have you done to your face?
16:22Oh, erm, Peggity.
16:25That feral ginger on Tile Street.
16:28I thought she'd like a bit of my sandwich and...
16:30Meow.
16:32Peggity.
16:33Let me get something on it.
16:34Oh, stop fussing.
16:35No.
16:39Let me.
16:44I'm, er...
16:46I'm sorry for being a bit knocky, of you.
16:51It's OK.
16:53I'm used to it.
16:55Hey, could do some serious damage with this, you know.
16:58Come here.
17:00Oh, sorry.
17:01I really do want us to work out, Lise.
17:11I know you do.
17:17Well done.
17:17Hey, how you doing?
17:39You finished already?
17:41That's amazing.
17:42You're faster than Santa's elves.
17:43Yeah, yeah, no, I...
17:46No, it was a weird one.
17:48Yeah, I'm dead grateful.
17:49Carl.
18:11Carl.
18:12Carl.
18:13Hmm?
18:13I want to change the music.
18:14Can you just tap in your bus card, please?
18:22I'll be getting off, so.
18:49Your call, Ma. This is on you.
18:52You must really hate me more than you love her.
18:55Oh, do you know you have got such a twisted view of the world?
18:58I've got 20-20, dear. Believe me.
19:02I'll be in six pieces of wood soon enough, and then we'll all be happy.
19:05Nobody wants this, Maggie.
19:07I would love for us to live under the same roof without ripping lumps out of each other.
19:12Good night, son.
19:13When I'm six feet under, don't give yourself too hard a time.
19:17You're not the first man to have been ruled by his unmentionables.
19:20All right, Ma. Bye.
19:28Off I go, then.
19:29Oh, dear. Still at loggerheads, then?
19:42Hearts of stone. The lot of them.
19:45Well, you stepped on a hornet's nest, Maggie, your daughter-in-law.
19:49She's not...
19:49They are not married.
19:51Oh, well, that's just a technicality these days.
19:53Not in my book.
19:54No, but nobody's interested in your book.
19:57I mean, any more than they are in mine.
20:01Still, you know, on the plus side, at least Ben knows everything now.
20:05You think?
20:07Ha!
20:08That bunch of self-righteous ingrates couldn't handle the truth in a million years.
20:13They have no idea what I do for them.
20:16The lengths I go to to protect them.
20:18Not a clue.
20:20Mate, is this hot PE teacher HQ?
20:25Right now. I'm completely...
20:27Oh, you've ruined the vibe now. I was going for flirty.
20:31Yeah?
20:32Well, that was some of the Christmas, that, wasn't it?
20:35Yeah?
20:36But we could have a post-mortem in the morning.
20:39Do you fancy the red wreck with me and Bertie?
20:43I'm in.
20:44I'm in.
20:45I'll see you then.
20:47Looking forward to it.
20:49See you.
20:49Bye-bye.
21:19Bye-bye.
21:20Bye-bye.
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