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Fallout Season 2 Episode 1


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00:00:00I'm looking for my father. You are my world. He was kidnapped by this woman named Moldaver.
00:00:22You need to go home. Vault dwellers are an endangered species here. You come from a world of rules, of laws. This place is indifferent to all of that.
00:00:34I'm not going back without my dad. Then you will have to adapt.
00:00:40The bounty came down. Somebody may have run from the enclave.
00:00:46This target has within an object a profound potential to harm our nation or to save it.
00:01:02Where is it?
00:01:03You can't treat people like this.
00:01:06Yeah, why is that?
00:01:10Because of the golden rule.
00:01:12Do unto others as you'd have done unto you.
00:01:18What are you?
00:01:20Oh, I'm you, sweetie.
00:01:30You just give it a little time.
00:01:35Vault-Tec is the largest company in America. There's a lot of money in selling the end of the world.
00:01:41What is it?
00:01:42It's a listening device.
00:01:43You want me to spy on my wife?
00:01:45I will do whatever it takes to make sure the people I love, that is you and that is Jamie, go into a special vault for management.
00:01:55America has been locked in a resource war. Vault-Tec bought the means to end that war. Cold fusion, infinite energy.
00:02:03A nuclear event would be a tragedy, but also an opportunity. Because war, well, war never changes.
00:02:18The water chip is destroyed. The vault only has enough water to keep our population alive for two months.
00:02:30We are the lucky ones. Three vaults separated to prevent the spread of threats.
00:02:35You don't think it's weird that we always elect an overseer from Vault 31.
00:02:39The steps from Vault 31.
00:02:43Some of us will be moving into Vault 32 to start anew.
00:02:47Is this where my dad's from?
00:02:57These are Buds Buds. My Buds.
00:03:00A well-trained staff of highly-supervised junior executives for my own assistant training program.
00:03:07Because the future of humanity comes down to one word. Management.
00:03:12You know, I actually have to get back home.
00:03:19My name isn't Titus, it's Maximus.
00:03:21Titus is the name of the knight who owned this suit before me.
00:03:28You're a good person. The Wasteland sucks.
00:03:35The Brotherhood.
00:03:38They're never gonna stop looking for the artifact.
00:03:42Find me.
00:03:47I will.
00:03:58Give me my dad back.
00:04:01At first...
00:04:03What if I tell you who he really is?
00:04:08Shady Sands.
00:04:09Your father.
00:04:12Burn that city to the ground.
00:04:17I wonder if anyone survived.
00:04:21I did.
00:04:22If the problem with the world is factions endlessly fighting endlessly at war, then what is the solution?
00:04:32But to get rid of the factions.
00:04:35To make the world us.
00:04:37Only ours to shape.
00:04:39You see what this place does to people.
00:04:40I've waited over 200 years to ask somebody one question.
00:04:57Where is my fucking family?
00:04:58It's easier to track a stuck pig than to ask it where it's off to.
00:05:13I need to stay here.
00:05:14Or you could come meet your makers.
00:05:18or you could come meet yourAKers.
00:05:29Okeydokey.
00:05:34All hail Night Maximus!
00:05:36All hail Night Maximus!
00:05:40All hail Night Maximus!
00:05:41All hail Night Maximus!
00:05:43Look out at this Wasteland...
00:05:44Looks like chaos!
00:05:48But there's always somebody behind the wheel.
00:06:18Look, our primary concern at Robco Industries is creating greater efficiency in the workplace.
00:06:40If the American government needs a hand in settling our more international disputes,
00:06:46well, they know who to call.
00:06:49Goddamn parasite is what he is.
00:06:52We didn't vote for this dumb maggot.
00:06:54Oh, yes, we did.
00:07:05Every dollar spent is a vote cast.
00:07:08And that fellow right there,
00:07:10he has more votes than every one of those pan-headed politicians in Washington.
00:07:17Are you his biggest fan of something?
00:07:24Why, yes.
00:07:26Yes, I believe I am.
00:07:30And if the will of the American people was to endow that man with a significant portion of his wealth,
00:07:35well, good golly, that can't be a bad thing now, can it?
00:07:40What trade are you in, friend?
00:07:44Construction.
00:07:46Oh, so you must use the H&H nail gun.
00:07:51It's a marvelous machine.
00:07:54Ice in the hands, smooth action.
00:07:57Sure bit's using a silly old hammer, doesn't it?
00:08:00Why, I thought you'd be grateful.
00:08:03I think you're in the wrong bar, pal.
00:08:10Hmm.
00:08:11Obsolescence.
00:08:15It's a heck of a thing.
00:08:17You know I try and see it from your perspective.
00:08:19But it's hard to imagine being so dim as to be caught off guard by the inevitable.
00:08:32Hit me in the mouth.
00:08:34I think I'd enjoy it.
00:08:45I'm rarely wrong, but let's move on.
00:08:49That is 31 million dollars.
00:09:06Now, what would you do for all of that money?
00:09:14Short of ideas?
00:09:16Well, it's no surprise.
00:09:18How about I offer you one?
00:09:30Allow me to put this on the back of your neck.
00:09:35What the hell is it?
00:09:39Just call it good old-fashioned market research.
00:09:42All I'm asking you to do is to insert this into the back of your neck.
00:09:47And all that nice money right there is yours.
00:09:51How about I break those hands you've never used?
00:09:54See if you even notice.
00:09:56Then we'll take his money.
00:09:58These fucking rich people will suck.
00:10:00I'd like for you to do me a small favor.
00:10:05Get rid of your friends.
00:10:06Bill.
00:10:20I'd like for you to do me a small favor.
00:10:21Give me a small favor.
00:10:24Get rid of your friends.
00:10:31No.
00:10:33No.
00:10:39You fellows do use the H&H nail gun.
00:10:43You should feel good about it.
00:10:46You paid for all of this.
00:10:51No!
00:10:54No!
00:10:57No!
00:10:59No!
00:11:01No!
00:11:03No!
00:11:05No!
00:11:08No!
00:11:10No!
00:11:12No!
00:11:14No!
00:11:16No!
00:11:18What are you going to do?
00:11:21The world may end, but progress marches on.
00:11:51The world may end, but progress marches on.
00:12:21So little bounty hunter, put him right in our fucking laps.
00:12:26So now we settle the score!
00:12:30How do you feel about that?
00:12:46Isn't that used to be a store?
00:12:47Well, I think I bought a soda pop there about 25 years back.
00:12:54Are you about fucking done?
00:12:56We got some justice to...
00:12:58Darla.
00:12:59Yeah, the woman behind the counter, her name was Darla.
00:13:01She was a reasonable woman.
00:13:05Until you matching jacket motherfuckers had to move in.
00:13:08Well, it's been nice chatting with y'all, but if it's okay with you, I'm about ready to get on with it.
00:13:19But you can't hear me.
00:13:21I'll say it louder.
00:13:22But I said, I'm about ready to get on with it.
00:13:32To get on with it!
00:13:41Fuck.
00:13:42Hi, excuse me.
00:13:55Hi.
00:13:56Excuse me.
00:13:57So sorry.
00:13:57I'm hoping you can settle an argument between myself and my traveling companion there.
00:14:01We are hunting down my father, who is not a good guy.
00:14:06And on this journey, we found ourselves in need of food and supplies.
00:14:09Plan A was to leave you alone and avoid this scenario altogether.
00:14:12But we tried that, and I just start starving to death.
00:14:16Plan B, his idea, by the way, was for me to turn him over to you so that you would open up your safe
00:14:20and give me the considerable bounty you put out on him.
00:14:23Fucking shoot!
00:14:24The idea was, I would shoot him down, he'd take your weapons, and use whatever violence necessary in order for us to escape.
00:14:30Which, in my experience thus far, is...
00:14:33It's a lot of violence.
00:14:35So, I'm really, really hoping you'll agree to Plan C.
00:14:41What's Plan C?
00:14:45You just let us go.
00:14:48And we keep the caps you gave me.
00:14:50Which, to be clear, we do need for our survival.
00:14:54And just to ask the question, would it help if I said, please?
00:15:03Whoever kills the girl gets to eat the dog.
00:15:07Okie dokie.
00:15:15Oh, my God.
00:15:24Fuck.
00:15:35Fucking amateur.
00:15:36To the town of our free
00:15:58Who rode his train one fine day
00:16:01Hardly spoke to folks around him
00:16:05Didn't have too much to say
00:16:07No one dared to ask his business
00:16:11No one dared to make a slip
00:16:13The stranger there among them
00:16:15Had a big iron on the ship
00:16:17Big iron on the ship
00:16:19It was early in the morning
00:16:24When he rode into the town
00:16:26He came riding from the south side
00:16:31Slowly looking all around
00:16:33He's an outlaw loose and running
00:16:37Came the whisper from each lip
00:16:39And he's here to do some business
00:16:41With a big iron on his hip
00:16:43Big iron, big iron
00:16:47When he tried to match the ranger
00:16:49With a big iron on his hip
00:16:51Big iron on his hip
00:16:57I know you think you're being helpful
00:17:12Shooting folks in the kneecaps in the ass
00:17:16But if I'm being honest
00:17:18You ain't
00:17:19I'm not going to apologize
00:17:20For not murdering people
00:17:22Well all that matters to me
00:17:27Is you shoot that fucking rope
00:17:31Well I did, didn't I?
00:17:40I'm not going to be
00:18:10Still looks like all the old photos
00:18:24Bombs got shot down
00:18:30Most of them anyway
00:18:32But if they could do that
00:18:38For Las Vegas
00:18:38Why couldn't they just
00:18:39Do that for America
00:18:40Because there was no day
00:18:44There was a hymn
00:18:46A man by the name of Robert House
00:18:49Maybe if that's where your family went
00:18:52They're safe there
00:18:53Nowhere near Robert House is safe
00:18:56Why would my dad go to Las Vegas
00:19:04Why would my dad go to Las Vegas?
00:19:08Why would my dad go to Las Vegas?
00:19:16There's a lot of earning potential
00:19:36With the end of the world
00:19:37How can you guarantee results?
00:19:49By dropping the bomb ourselves
00:19:51Janie?
00:20:00Honey?
00:20:02Janie!
00:20:03Listen to me
00:20:11I want you to go
00:20:13To your room, okay?
00:20:14And I want you to pick out
00:20:15Your three favorite outfits
00:20:16And your favorite toy, okay?
00:20:19And then meet me back here
00:20:21Rico
00:20:23Make the world go away
00:20:37And get off my shoulder
00:20:43Say the things you used to say
00:20:49Where are we going, Johnny?
00:20:50And make the world go away
00:20:57Bakersfield
00:20:58We're going to go to Bakersfield, sweetie
00:21:00Okay?
00:21:02What about Mommy?
00:21:05Is she coming with us?
00:21:06Be advised
00:21:07The test of the civil alert broadcast system
00:21:09For Los Angeles County
00:21:11Will commence in ten seconds
00:21:12Come on, come on, come on
00:21:17Come on, come on
00:21:18And make the world go away
00:21:24And make the world go away
00:21:28Make the world go away
00:21:32It's just a test
00:21:39Right now, we're all going to die
00:21:55I think I'm scared
00:21:57I'm scared
00:21:58I'm scared
00:21:59It's okay
00:22:00It's okay
00:22:01Make the world go away
00:22:06On my shoulders
00:22:13Say the things you used to say
00:22:19It's okay
00:22:20It's okay
00:22:21and make the world go away.
00:22:27We're blowing through our water reserves
00:22:51at a troubling rate.
00:22:52Then we need to reallocate power
00:22:54to the temporary water filters
00:22:56we built out of spare parts.
00:22:59Hey, guys.
00:23:02Can I help you, Reg?
00:23:04Have you seen Norm?
00:23:05Norm has been sent
00:23:06for a leadership exchange program
00:23:08to Vault 31.
00:23:09Everyone's moving up in the world but me.
00:23:12Reg, this community has always done
00:23:15what it takes to survive.
00:23:18I guess so.
00:23:20What are you guys working on?
00:23:21The water chip,
00:23:23which we need to survive,
00:23:24which is broken.
00:23:26Oh, right.
00:23:27Yeah, that.
00:23:29Ugh.
00:23:30Let me know if I can help.
00:23:32I'm no engineer, but...
00:23:34You'd be surprised what a guy with a Ph.D.
00:23:37in event planning can...
00:23:38Maybe you should find an outlet.
00:23:44Start a club or something.
00:23:45A club?
00:23:46What kind of club?
00:23:49We've been through a lot lately.
00:23:51Maybe you could start a group for people
00:23:53to talk about any kind of feelings
00:23:56you may be feeling.
00:23:57What kind of feelings am I feeling?
00:24:00Shame?
00:24:02Uselessness?
00:24:03I don't feel useless.
00:24:05But I like shame.
00:24:07Shame I can work with.
00:24:10There would need to be a snack budget, of course.
00:24:13Send a supplies request,
00:24:16and I'll sign it.
00:24:21Heavy is the crown.
00:24:23You don't know the half of it.
00:24:27So you see what I'm up against.
00:24:29In 33, I leave my quarters,
00:24:32take a right turn,
00:24:33another right turn to the elevator.
00:24:34Here in 32,
00:24:36it's a left and a left to the elevator.
00:24:39Yep.
00:24:39Again, everything is the other way here,
00:24:43so just do the opposite of what you used to do.
00:24:46I'm not sure it's that simple.
00:24:48It is.
00:24:51Now, look, as your overseer,
00:24:53I have to ask,
00:24:55is there anything remotely actionable here?
00:25:00Something I can do for you?
00:25:03Signage.
00:25:05No, that could be controversial.
00:25:07Maybe you could commission a feasibility study
00:25:10on the topic of signage.
00:25:12Heck of a wife you got, Chet.
00:25:23We're not actually married.
00:25:25And a beautiful baby.
00:25:27Not mine.
00:25:28I never had a family.
00:25:30What happened?
00:25:32Life, I guess.
00:25:34Things move quickly down here.
00:25:36I don't have a family either, Davey.
00:25:38Well, enjoy it.
00:25:39This way.
00:25:53Oh, it's just you.
00:25:54Oof.
00:25:56That Davey.
00:25:58I mean,
00:25:59bless his heart,
00:26:01but, you know.
00:26:05Just seeing if you've gotten around
00:26:07to giving me a job assignment yet.
00:26:08Just because, you know,
00:26:11everyone else has one.
00:26:13If you haven't chosen a gatekeeper yet,
00:26:15I have experience.
00:26:18Chet,
00:26:18I've been busy,
00:26:20and I need someone to take care of the baby,
00:26:22and it's used to you.
00:26:24But he
00:26:25is not my baby.
00:26:29Everyone
00:26:30is acting like he is.
00:26:32Chet.
00:26:32Would you at least consider giving him a name?
00:26:35Because the neighbors have started
00:26:37to call him Chet Jr.
00:26:39Let's go with that, then.
00:26:40Well, see,
00:26:42Chet Jr. was my father's name.
00:26:44It's sort of a personal area for me,
00:26:47having watched him die of starvation
00:26:48in the weevil famine.
00:26:51Chet?
00:26:52Are we having an argument?
00:26:54Chet Jr. it is.
00:27:01Huh?
00:27:09Oh, how are you with computers?
00:27:12Oh, that was Norm's department.
00:27:15Maybe you can ask him in the terminal.
00:27:17Great idea.
00:27:18I'll just
00:27:19send the other vault a message.
00:27:32Okay.
00:27:34Okay.
00:27:44Goddamn cheese and rice.
00:27:46No, no, no, no.
00:27:47Intervault communications disabled.
00:27:50All right, let's see.
00:27:51Where is he?
00:27:53Where is he?
00:27:53Where are you?
00:27:54I'm coming for you.
00:27:56I'm coming for you.
00:27:58I'll be right there.
00:28:00Oh, God.
00:28:01Look at this mess.
00:28:02You really are a disgusting,
00:28:04filthy animal, aren't you?
00:28:06Well, I hope you aren't expecting
00:28:07me to clean this up.
00:28:11Oh.
00:28:13So you found water.
00:28:14But you're out of food.
00:28:16Starvation is a heck of a way
00:28:17to kick the bucket.
00:28:19I'm offering you a much more
00:28:21dignified solution to the one
00:28:23you've chosen for yourself,
00:28:24son of Hank.
00:28:25Get in your dad's cryopod.
00:28:28I'm not going to be your prisoner.
00:28:30You're already my prisoner.
00:28:33All you have to do is wait
00:28:34until the surface is safe
00:28:35to recolonize.
00:28:37Then we'll all head up
00:28:38for reclamation day.
00:28:40And when is that exactly?
00:28:41When there's no one left
00:28:42on the surface
00:28:43to disagree with us.
00:28:46Or you could just let me go home.
00:28:49People are going to notice
00:28:50I'm missing.
00:28:51Oh, we have a protocol
00:28:52for everything,
00:28:53including when someone
00:28:54goes missing from a vault.
00:28:56Your overseer will handle it.
00:28:58No one is coming for you, buddy.
00:29:00Oh, maybe you'll be more reasonable
00:29:02once you're a little hungrier.
00:29:04Good luck finding something to eat
00:29:06when you can't see.
00:29:10You're living in my world.
00:29:13These three vaults
00:29:15are the product of decades
00:29:16of strategizing.
00:29:18The combined efforts
00:29:19of hundreds of the brightest
00:29:20pre-war minds
00:29:21with all the resources
00:29:22of a functioning civilization.
00:29:24You're just some malcontent
00:29:26who wandered down
00:29:27the wrong corridor.
00:29:29What hope do you have
00:29:30against the greatest achievement
00:29:32in the history
00:29:32of vertical integration?
00:29:35Face it, son of Hank.
00:29:38You're in over your head.
00:29:41And no one
00:29:42is coming to save you.
00:30:02So you think
00:30:20my dad is going to lead you
00:30:22to your family,
00:30:23which means you think
00:30:24your family's still alive
00:30:25after 200 years
00:30:26and somehow I'm
00:30:27the optimistic one?
00:30:28your daddy
00:30:36is always making new friends.
00:30:39the people are making new friends.
00:30:45For the best
00:30:47it will kill you.
00:30:55Let's go.
00:30:56Wait.
00:30:56She must have seen him pass by.
00:31:19We can just ask her.
00:31:26Excuse me. Hi there.
00:31:31I'd like one bowl of...
00:31:36flea soup.
00:31:39Sure.
00:31:45So, um, just wondering if you happen to see...
00:31:56I got some crackers if you want them.
00:32:01They're in my other pants.
00:32:03Oh, uh, I'm okay, but...
00:32:06Eat it while it's hot, miss.
00:32:09Mmm.
00:32:20Yeah.
00:32:21So, have you happened to have seen a man passing by in a sort of oversized outfit made of metal?
00:32:29He took my son.
00:32:31Oh.
00:32:32I'm sure your son is...
00:32:33He's dead.
00:32:34No, we don't know that.
00:32:36No.
00:32:37He's dead.
00:32:39Just my kind of luck.
00:32:41Cocksucker owed me money.
00:32:47Sorry for...
00:32:49money.
00:32:51You went that way.
00:32:57If you find any money on the body, it's mine.
00:33:02Question.
00:33:06What exactly is it you plan on doing once we find your daddy?
00:33:11We gonna do it like usual.
00:33:13You put a bullet in his ass.
00:33:15Leave it to me to put one in his head.
00:33:18No.
00:33:20I'm gonna bring him to justice.
00:33:23You think he deserves that?
00:33:27I was raised to believe that's what everyone deserves.
00:33:29So people know that how they conduct themselves matters.
00:33:32They don't give up hope.
00:33:34Like you say you did, but really, it's still in there.
00:33:40Well, I hate to break it to you, darling, but the way you was raised wasn't real.
00:33:46I know that.
00:33:48You look at your alternative.
00:33:51Guess I'm just trying to lead by example.
00:33:55You look.
00:33:57You look at your house.
00:34:00You looked inside.
00:34:01Oh.
00:34:02Oh!
00:34:03Oh!
00:34:04Oh!
00:34:05Oh!
00:34:06Oh!
00:34:07Oh!
00:34:09Oh!
00:34:10Oh!
00:34:11Oh!
00:34:12Oh!
00:34:14Oh!
00:34:15Oh!
00:34:16Oh!
00:34:17Oh!
00:34:18Oh!
00:34:19Oh!
00:34:20Whoa!
00:34:21Oh!
00:34:22Oh!
00:34:23I sat around that table and they talked about the ending of the world like they were talking
00:34:49about a new business strategy sounds like you heard something interesting what you knew
00:34:56and now you do too so what are we gonna do about it what do you mean what are we gonna do about it
00:35:04I told you I'm not a spy I'm not a red I'm a fucking Hollywood actor who likes horses and cars
00:35:12and you also happen to be famous and fame is a rare kind of power you get to sit in rooms that
00:35:19I can't meet people that I could never meet people like who are you familiar with Robert House
00:35:27yeah I'm familiar with Robert House the guy owns half of Las Vegas he's also building a privately
00:35:36owned missile system in Las Vegas with enough firepower to follow through on your wife's
00:35:43proposals when the bombs drop there'll be Robert House that presses the button
00:35:50are you asking me to spy on the wealthiest man in America not spy on him
00:35:59your wife is going to Vegas next week to sell cold fusion to Robert House then he'll have
00:36:16everything he needs to press that button unless you stop him play nice with your wife
00:36:22and get on that trip to Vegas where are you going home while I still have one when the world goes
00:36:34down in flames at least you'll know your hands are clean
00:36:38Janie let's go come on come on
00:36:51in business news West Tech stocks are up again amid reports their latest biological products will
00:37:02revolutionize skin care meanwhile Robco owner Robert House created a stir today with remarks on the
00:37:08escalating war in an interview with Chelsea news he stated that the question might not be whether the
00:37:15world will end but merely who will push the button more on that story after a word from our sponsors
00:37:21you
00:37:51Welcome home.
00:38:13Looks like Daddy took a detour.
00:38:15I've never seen a vault like this before.
00:38:22Par for the course in my experience.
00:38:28You can do a lot of vaults.
00:38:31Uh-huh.
00:38:34Well, you must like them.
00:38:38Every time I step foot in one of these concrete shoeboxes,
00:38:47I gotta make peace with the fact that I might finally learn
00:38:50what happened to my wife and my daughter.
00:38:55Will they be alive, dead, or...
00:39:00something far worse.
00:39:03I...
00:39:07I know about the experiments.
00:39:09I've been to Vault 4.
00:39:12Well, Vault 4 is the best-case scenario.
00:39:15Well, to be fair, it was a little weirder
00:39:17than the one I came from.
00:39:21You think so?
00:39:23How many towns did they destroy down in Vault 4?
00:39:27Open it.
00:39:32Open it.
00:39:36Well...
00:39:49Do you really think my dad is down there?
00:39:51I'm sure he hasn't coming in.
00:39:54Phil hasn't going out, too.
00:40:02Well, what I'm curious about...
00:40:05is why he even came at all.
00:40:16Ain't you a little curious, too?
00:40:24It's not your fault you were born in a Vault.
00:40:33Let me hear you say it.
00:40:34It's not my fault I was born in a Vault.
00:40:37And it's not your fault that your parents were or are related.
00:40:41And it's not my fault my parents were or are related.
00:40:42And it's not my fault my parents were or are related.
00:40:47Feels good to say it out loud, doesn't it?
00:40:51That's just the first step.
00:40:52Trust me.
00:40:53As someone who's come out on the other side of this, I know what it's like to wonder if people
00:40:56look down their noses at you based on your family tree.
00:40:57A regular person can have an ingrown toenail and it's just an ingrown toenail.
00:41:06But we?
00:41:07We have to wonder if it's because our genes are somehow broken.
00:41:13If I am somehow broken.
00:41:15So, we're gonna change the rules, right?
00:41:16Hmm?
00:41:17No inbreeding in the Vault.
00:41:18We're gonna change that, right?
00:41:19No.
00:41:20That's right.
00:41:21No.
00:41:22No.
00:41:23No.
00:41:24No.
00:41:25No.
00:41:26No.
00:41:27No.
00:41:28No.
00:41:29No.
00:41:30No.
00:41:31No.
00:41:32No.
00:41:33No.
00:41:34No.
00:41:35No.
00:41:36No.
00:41:37No.
00:41:38No.
00:41:39No.
00:41:40No.
00:41:41No.
00:41:42No.
00:41:43No.
00:41:44No.
00:41:45That's not what this is about.
00:41:46The rules are good.
00:41:48But that doesn't mean those of us who are products of inbreeding need to feel bad.
00:41:52You understand?
00:41:53Come on.
00:42:03I have a question.
00:42:04Yes, Marianne.
00:42:05I have a mild allergy to dust.
00:42:08And sometimes I wonder if it was my father's fault because he fell in love with his cousin,
00:42:14my mother.
00:42:15I just wonder if there's a biological connection.
00:42:19I didn't study genetics, so...
00:42:23Oh.
00:42:24Well.
00:42:25It certainly could be his fault.
00:42:27I knew it!
00:42:29Great snacks, by the way.
00:42:31You know, I always felt my mother viewed me as a rival, which married her relationship
00:42:36with her own mother, who was in love with my father, her fifth cousin.
00:42:40All the fifth cousins were fourth cousins to the second cousins.
00:42:43I mean, it's not exactly.
00:42:44It's all over.
00:42:45But the prize...
00:42:46It won't be long now.
00:42:47Nobody's crying.
00:42:48You must be so hungry and so thirsty.
00:42:50Why torture yourself when there's a nice, cozy cryopod just waiting for you to hop into?
00:42:52What was my dad like?
00:42:53Ambitious.
00:43:03And why was he here?
00:43:17Well, being one of Bud's buds was a highly coveted position back in the day.
00:43:22We had applicants from as far out as Fresno.
00:43:26Eating that might seem like a good idea, but it's toxic.
00:43:29You'll die a slow, painful death.
00:43:32If you aren't willing to go into cryo, you could always let me inject you with this guy right here.
00:43:36It really would be a whole lot easier.
00:43:39For both of us.
00:43:41What does it do?
00:43:42It kills you. Quick and painless.
00:43:45Your body will rapidly decompose, turning into a dust that will get circulated through the ventilation system,
00:43:51ultimately making its way into your cornfields back home.
00:43:54Not so bad, if you think about it.
00:43:56Then you won't have to deal with all the headaches of being alive.
00:44:01So, you have two rational choices.
00:44:05Get in your dad's pod, or die.
00:44:09You're right, I only have two rational choices.
00:44:17Plenty of irrational ones.
00:44:18What are you doing?
00:44:22200 years of planning in order for everything to go just right.
00:44:26That seems like a lot of work, if you ask me.
00:44:28Stay back. Stay back.
00:44:31I think plans are slightly overrated, personally.
00:44:36No, no, no, no, wait. I need that to threaten you.
00:44:38What are you doing?
00:44:39Thawing everyone.
00:44:40What? No!
00:44:42You can't just thaw them all.
00:44:43No, no, no, no. They're supposed to come out once every 30 years.
00:44:50This isn't even a cogent plan. It's just chaos.
00:44:52Agreed. Plans are hard.
00:44:55Chaos, though.
00:44:57Chaos is easy.
00:44:58Oof.
00:44:59Mono!
00:45:07That's four!
00:45:14Oof!
00:45:17Oof!
00:45:17More matching jackets.
00:45:47Why would Vault-Tec allow communists in one of their vaults?
00:45:52I wouldn't be so sure they did.
00:46:17I'd like to see a person, who can come to the cooperation of an individual.
00:46:26I wouldn't be sure that this is important.
00:46:32My enemy has chosen the interests of products over the interests of people.
00:46:36We choose people over products.
00:46:39These are Americans.
00:46:51We won't turn them into communists.
00:46:53Freedom is inevitable.
00:47:04Death for the revolution will not be futile.
00:47:09Yeah.
00:47:19Britain puts on duty.
00:47:22The individual is family to the ambassador.
00:47:29My dad removed the drive.
00:47:34The driver...
00:47:36BIRDS CHIRP
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00:49:36You ever seen your daddy use one of these before?
00:49:50No.
00:49:53You gonna take his advice?
00:49:58He won't stop hurting people.
00:50:02Yeah, no shit.
00:50:06Then we better get going.
00:50:36No.
00:51:06Oh...
00:51:08Oh, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:51:11You have 462,311.
00:51:41Well, let's get to it.
00:52:11Well, pick up your feet.
00:52:16We've got a deadline to meet.
00:52:17I'm going to see you make it on time.
00:52:20Oh, don't relax.
00:52:22I want elbows and backs.
00:52:23I want to see everybody from behind.
00:52:26Because you're working for the man.
00:52:30Working for the man.
00:52:33You've got to make him a hand.
00:52:37Working for the man.
00:52:38You've got to make him a hand.
00:53:08This is Hank McLean.
00:53:17Boarding for duty, sir.
00:53:21Nobody in Vault-Tec knows I'm here.
00:53:26And nobody in Vault-Tec knows much of anything anymore.
00:53:28Wanted to let you know I'm still alive.
00:53:35I hope you are, too.
00:53:38I mean, I don't doubt that you are.
00:53:41You spent so much time calculating how to survive all possible contingencies.
00:53:46I've been keeping busy.
00:53:52I'm in Vegas these days.
00:53:55Back in your old stomping grounds, actually.
00:53:58Trying to pick up where you all left off.
00:54:00Looks like a couple of the Vault experiments ran into some speed bumps.
00:54:0824 made progress on the brain-computer interface.
00:54:12This one, miniaturization.
00:54:21What it all needs is integrating.
00:54:23But I'm confident that if I just roll up my sleeves, I can bring it all home for you.
00:54:30Then we can finally talk about my promotion.
00:54:39I'm going to complete the work you started.
00:54:40And when this is all over, you will be begging me to help you.
00:54:50You call the company and the daughter you see
00:54:54They're both going to be all mine
00:54:57Yeah, I'm going to be the man
00:55:00I'm going to be the man
00:55:03God, I'm making my man
00:55:07If I'm going to be the man
00:55:09So I'm picking him up
00:55:15And I'm laying him down
00:55:17I believe he's going to work me into the ground
00:55:20I pull to the left
00:55:22I heave to the right
00:55:23I ought to kill him, but it wouldn't be right
00:55:26Cause I'm working for the man
00:55:30Working for the man
00:55:32I gotta make him a man
00:55:36Working for the man
00:55:39Well, the boss man's daughter sleeps in me water
00:55:50Every time her daddy's down the line
00:55:52She says to meet me tonight
00:55:54To love me right
00:55:56And everything is gonna be fine
00:55:58So I sleep all day
00:56:00Without much pay
00:56:02I'm just abiding my time
00:56:04Cause the company and the daughter you see
00:56:08They're both gonna be all mine
00:56:12Together
00:56:18We will fulfill our promise
00:56:22To make better this fallen world
00:56:28Sorry to interrupt
00:56:32I understand we're discussing a civil war
00:56:36The Commonwealth are gonna kill us all
00:56:42Unless I can stop it
00:56:44What do we always say?
00:56:47Most kids are dead by this age
00:56:50I'm looking for someone
00:56:54What do you plan to do to her when you find them?
00:56:56What say you, Miss McClane?
00:57:00Your family may very well still be out there
00:57:02But one thing I wouldn't count on
00:57:05Is I'm appreciating the kind of person you've become
00:57:07There are worse people out there than me
00:57:16But you know what they say in Vegas
00:57:20Everyone's a winner
00:57:23Eventually
00:57:24The same goes for losing in my experience
00:57:27Except for one man
00:57:30Mr. Howard
00:57:35I know that you came to Vegas to kill me
00:57:39Did you not?
00:57:45And I don't know yet how you play a part in ending the world
00:57:48But you most certainly do
00:57:50If you don't help us
00:57:56There won't be a Vault 33 anymore
00:57:59Dad, if you can hear me
00:58:01What's gonna happen to our vault?
00:58:05My little sugar bomb
00:58:23What's gonna happen to our vault?
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