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00:00:00Okay, you ready? This is for the win, darling. If Santa Claus was sick on Christmas Eve, who might he ask to deliver the presents for the win?
00:00:08Okay, I'm thinking outside the box, he already knows the route, Easter Bunny.
00:00:13Yeah, that's right. He's going there anyway.
00:00:17He knows the route. He knows all the kids are.
00:00:20Good answer. Good answer.
00:00:23That is amazing. Outside the box.
00:00:26Yeah, he's not convinced. Keep going.
00:00:28Hey, the Easter Bunny already knows where all these kids live.
00:00:31She teaches Zumba.
00:00:32Hello, I got six kids.
00:00:37Zumba, Easter Bunny.
00:00:38I'm like, this was Santa Claus and Easter Bunny. It's up there.
00:00:49Good answer.
00:00:51I think it's a good answer.
00:00:52Yeah, I think it's a good answer.
00:00:53Well, I want you to feel that way about it.
00:01:00But it's hard for me to see the tie-in between the bunny and Christmas.
00:01:07Friends. They're friends.
00:01:09They're magical friends.
00:01:10Who's friends?
00:01:11Easter Bunny, Santa Claus. Their friends are magical friends.
00:01:13Like that.
00:01:14Like this, like this.
00:01:15Here we go. Get ready, David.
00:01:17The Easter Bunny.
00:01:32The Easter Bunny.
00:01:34Michael, in this bad economy, what might Santa Claus have to do to one of his reindeers?
00:01:51Eat one.
00:01:55Good answer.
00:01:56Good answer.
00:01:57Yeah.
00:01:58You stop high-fiving him.
00:02:01Eating a damn reindeer.
00:02:07Kids out here listening to this show.
00:02:10You just set up in here and cooked and barbecued the reindeer.
00:02:15Blitzing just on there, just on low roast.
00:02:18Y'all just cooking.
00:02:19Blitz a dancer over there, nervous.
00:02:23Prancers urinating in the hay.
00:02:26Damn reindeers don't know what to do.
00:02:28Santa Claus and later's off.
00:02:29Now he's cooking one of them.
00:02:32Oh, God.
00:02:33You got a little deer poop all over the yard.
00:02:35Oh, God.
00:02:36Is it me?
00:02:41Big fat Santa's cooking, eating, one of the reindeers.
00:02:48Top four answers on the board.
00:02:55Name someone Santa would bring to therapy with him.
00:03:01Mrs. Claus.
00:03:03That's right.
00:03:03She's probably the reason he's there in the first place.
00:03:07Might as well bring the reason we're in therapy.
00:03:09Mrs. Claus.
00:03:14Rudolph.
00:03:15Rudolph.
00:03:15Oh, God.
00:03:21Hey, play, play.
00:03:21We're gonna play.
00:03:22Play, play.
00:03:23Hey, Crystal.
00:03:27Hello.
00:03:27Name someone, a little happy teacher you.
00:03:29Name someone Santa would bring to therapy with him.
00:03:32Candy canes.
00:03:34Good answer.
00:03:35Good answer.
00:03:35Good answer.
00:03:36Good answer.
00:03:37Good answer.
00:03:37Good answer.
00:03:38Good answer.
00:03:38Good answer.
00:03:39You know, in your stress.
00:03:39Candy canes.
00:03:40Kevin, someone Santa would bring to therapy with him.
00:03:53Well, if the room is big enough, Steve, let's go with some elves.
00:03:56Let's bring all the elves in.
00:04:03Name someone Santa would bring to therapy with him.
00:04:07Some hard-headed chillens.
00:04:09Chillens.
00:04:09Get it?
00:04:10Yes.
00:04:10That's right.
00:04:11Hard-headed chillens.
00:04:12That's children.
00:04:13Y'all know y'all threw y'all off.
00:04:14Chillens is children.
00:04:15Chillens.
00:04:16She just went
00:04:19Children I got this I'm translate for you
00:04:24Chip children
00:04:34Toymaker a toy
00:04:46Name someone Santa would bring to therapy with him Steve. We're representing him today the Grinch
00:04:58Wow
00:05:00Grinch
00:05:10Four
00:05:14Q how you feeling today, sir? I'm going well, Steve. How are you? Alright, did you ever stop to think that maybe Miss Claus is only with Santa for the what?
00:05:22The ding-a-ling, Steve
00:05:30Good answer
00:05:43Yes, I'm cute. Yes
00:05:46In all of the bedtime stories you've heard about Santa
00:05:52Which one did you hear
00:05:55That made you think
00:05:57Santa was all that
00:06:01Not one, but I'm just guessing
00:06:03Let me think what line could have threw you that way
00:06:07Ho, ho, ho
00:06:13Good answer
00:06:15Sweet
00:06:30How long y'all been married?
00:06:34Four years, but we've been together nine
00:06:39What are you hollering about?
00:06:43This is what's alarming about this woman we've been together for you we've been married for you
00:06:48We've been together nine and he ain't going no damn well
00:06:52I guess not the ding-a-ling
00:07:02And if Santa got stuck in the chimney name somebody might call on the cell phone
00:07:06How about Frosty?
00:07:08How about Frosty?
00:07:09How about Frosty?
00:07:11How about Frosty?
00:07:12Frosty the snowman
00:07:13What a chill your friend is me
00:07:16I want Frosty to come get me out the chimney
00:07:26Oh, Frosty
00:07:28I'm stuck again, big boy
00:07:30Big boy
00:07:39Frosty
00:07:47Yeah, she's exciting I'll tell you that
00:07:50She'll never let me down
00:07:53Top eight answers on the board. It's a good one
00:07:56Santa can't work next year. He just found out. He's allergic to what?
00:08:03Snow snow
00:08:15Yeah Santa can't work next year. He just found out he's allergic to what
00:08:19milk and cookies
00:08:25Milk and cookies
00:08:32Justin Santa can't work next year. He just found out he's allergic to what reindeer reindeer
00:08:43Nigel Santa can't work next year. He just found out he's allergic to what gifts gifts
00:08:49Oh
00:08:57Mr. Clyde, yes, sir Santa can't work next year. He just found out he's allergic to what the traveling Steve
00:09:06Santa's
00:09:08Traveling
00:09:14Sabrina Santa can't work next year. He just found out he's allergic to what Christmas trees Christmas trees
00:09:20Hey Leanne Santa can't work next year. He just found out he's allergic to what chimneys he can't go down those chimneys
00:09:30He can't go down those chimneys
00:09:31He's allergic to chimneys
00:09:33Oh
00:09:35Oh
00:09:37Oh
00:09:39Justin Santa can't work next year. He just found out he's allergic to what kids
00:09:43Kids
00:09:45Kids
00:09:51Nigel
00:09:53Santa can't work next year
00:09:55Santa can't work next year. He just found out he's allergic to what weather
00:10:00Weather
00:10:01Weather
00:10:08Mr. Clyde
00:10:09Yes, sir
00:10:10Santa can't work next year. He just found out he's allergic to what?
00:10:14Eggnog
00:10:29Santa can't work next year. He just found out he's allergic to what eggnog
00:10:33Eggnog
00:10:37Eggnog
00:10:39No
00:10:48No
00:10:50Ladies top 5 answers on the board. Here we go
00:10:54Tell me why Santa got arrested on Christmas Eve
00:10:58He was drunk
00:10:59He was drunk
00:11:06Good job, good job, good job
00:11:08Say tell me why Santa got arrested on Christmas Eve. He was speedy. All right speed
00:11:18So last time we watch Santa got arrested on Christmas Eve he killed one of the deer
00:11:31He killed one of the deal my dad deer hunts his kids watching this show
00:11:36I'm sorry guys. You can't sit in me and tell me no Santa Claus killed no damn deer
00:11:43Rudolph oh my god
00:11:51Killed a deer
00:11:59Tell me why Santa got arrested on Christmas Eve
00:12:02That's a mad one on it
00:12:15It's up there
00:12:17It's up there
00:12:21It's my favorite player
00:12:23Santa Claus got arrested because he has weed on him
00:12:35Tell me why Santa got arrested on Christmas Eve break it and enter it
00:12:38Santa got arrested for break it and enter it
00:12:45Ms. Jackie two strikes must the family can steal tell me why Santa got arrested on Christmas Eve
00:12:50You can do it
00:12:52No
00:12:54No, Jackie. You can do it
00:12:56Good answer, good answer
00:12:57Good answer
00:13:04Tell me why Santa got arrested on Christmas Eve
00:13:06For stealing cookies Steve
00:13:08stealing cookies
00:13:09What are you doing?
00:13:11Stealing cookies
00:13:12Stealing cookies
00:13:13All right guys here we go top eight answers on the board name something Santa Claus might say he wants for Christmas
00:13:31Cookies cookies
00:13:38Pass or play what y'all want to do?
00:13:43CJ something Santa Claus might say he wants for Christmas. Miss Claus strolling around in a negligee
00:14:01Margo something Santa Claus might say he wants for Christmas. A new suit Steve. A new suit
00:14:06Monica something Santa Claus say he might want for Christmas. How about the night off?
00:14:25Something Santa Claus might say he wants for Christmas. I
00:14:29Think he's tired of riding around that same old sleigh. He wants something updated and modern and fast
00:14:35Y'all notice I came over here and sat down
00:14:46Because I know Miss Marilyn's answer is gonna be long. You know what I think he wants Steve
00:14:53I think Santa Claus really you know
00:14:57He works so hard
00:14:59Seemed to me like Santa Claus would want to slay you know something a little more peppy to get around comes up
00:15:08I remember you know four years ago. He had come through the neighborhood
00:15:12You know Blue
00:15:21You know when he stopped across the street at Miss Jackson's house she was on top of Miss Jackson's roof and I was sitting there going when is he gonna bring his fat ass over here
00:15:32And he just took his time
00:15:34And the sleigh was just slow,
00:15:37and then when it finally took off,
00:15:39I said, where is his fat ass going?
00:15:42And it had to loop all around so he could pick up speed,
00:15:45cause you know, the sleigh was slow,
00:15:47so you know, I think he needs a new sleigh.
00:15:57A new sleigh.
00:16:04Melissa, name something Santa Claus might say he wants for Christmas.
00:16:09He may need some new reindeer.
00:16:11Some new reindeer.
00:16:12Yes, yes.
00:16:14Yes, yes.
00:16:16Oh!
00:16:19C.J., something Santa Claus might say he wants for Christmas.
00:16:22Well, I think he tired of doing it alone, Steve.
00:16:23I think he wants an assistant.
00:16:25An assistant.
00:16:26Yes!
00:16:32Margo, something Santa Claus might say he wants for Christmas.
00:16:36Another pipe to smoke out of.
00:16:39Good answer.
00:16:40Another pipe to smoke out of?
00:16:42Yeah.
00:16:43What up?
00:16:45So that, you know, in case he loses one,
00:16:47he got a backup.
00:16:48A backup pipe?
00:16:49What, what, what, what, what's that need another pipe for?
00:16:51What was it?
00:16:52What you trying to get Santa to smoke?
00:16:55Huh?
00:16:57Santa got to go see these kids.
00:17:00Margo, Santa Claus can't be high now.
00:17:02Yeah.
00:17:03Man, this family right here just trippin', man.
00:17:05Santa Claus.
00:17:06Santa Claus need a new pipe.
00:17:14All right, Monica, we got two strikes.
00:17:16You got to be careful when the family can steal.
00:17:18Something Santa Claus might say he wants for Christmas.
00:17:20I think Santa would like a makeover.
00:17:22He's been wearing red silk and buried all that time.
00:17:25Oh, my God.
00:17:26All right.
00:17:27Aw.
00:17:31New workshop.
00:17:32Name something Santa Claus might say he wants for Christmas.
00:17:35A new workshop.
00:17:37A new workshop.
00:17:38Yes, sir.
00:17:46Number 7.
00:17:49Look at my hair.
00:17:51Yeah.
00:17:52Top six answers on the board.
00:17:53Top six answers on the board.
00:17:55Name something a kid might say that Santa Claus and his grandpa have in common.
00:18:01Amy.
00:18:02They're fat.
00:18:03Both of them fat.
00:18:04Both of them fat.
00:18:09Okay, okay.
00:18:10The beard.
00:18:11The beard.
00:18:12The beard.
00:18:13Pass or play?
00:18:14We're going to play.
00:18:15We're going to play.
00:18:16Emily, something a kid might say Santa Claus and grandpa got in common.
00:18:27Good stories.
00:18:28Good stories.
00:18:29Good stories.
00:18:34Hey, Nicole, something a kid might think Santa Claus and grandpa got in common.
00:18:39Glasses.
00:18:40Glasses.
00:18:46Okay, wait, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
00:18:47I'm going too fast now.
00:18:48Come on, family.
00:18:49Two strikes.
00:18:50Or the family can steal.
00:18:52I'm going to say they both like to eat cookies.
00:18:54They both like cookies.
00:18:56All right, ladies.
00:18:58Name something a kid might say Santa Claus and his grandpa have in common.
00:19:11Come on.
00:19:12Come on.
00:19:13Come on.
00:19:14They're old.
00:19:15They're old.
00:19:16They're old, Steve.
00:19:17They're old.
00:19:19They're old.
00:19:21Oh, my God.
00:19:24Oh, my God.
00:19:27Next.
00:19:32Number five.
00:19:35The loud ho, ho, ho.
00:19:39Four.
00:19:45All right, guys, here we go.
00:19:46Top eight answers on the board.
00:19:48After Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas Eve,
00:19:52name something he tried to stuff in his sack.
00:19:56Mrs. Claus.
00:19:57Mrs. Claus.
00:20:05Pass. We're gonna play.
00:20:06Let's play.
00:20:06All right.
00:20:08Good job. Good job. Good job.
00:20:10AJ, after Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas Eve,
00:20:13name something he tried to stuff in his sack.
00:20:15I'm gonna say cookies, Steve.
00:20:16Cookies.
00:20:17Yeah, I'm gonna say cookies.
00:20:19You got it.
00:20:20You got it.
00:20:21You got it.
00:20:22You got it.
00:20:25I got you, Steve.
00:20:26You got me?
00:20:27I got you.
00:20:28All right, here we go, man.
00:20:29This is a good shot. It's wide open.
00:20:30After Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas Eve,
00:20:32name something he tried to stuff in his sack.
00:20:34Presents, Steve.
00:20:36The presents.
00:20:37The presents.
00:20:38The presents.
00:20:39You're playing today, boy.
00:20:51Hey, Treese.
00:20:52Hello.
00:20:53After Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas Eve, name
00:20:55Name something you tried to stuff in the sack.
00:20:56Vomit.
00:20:59Vomit.
00:20:59Vomit.
00:21:00Vomit.
00:21:02Vomit.
00:21:02Vomit.
00:21:03Vomit.
00:21:04Good answer, too.
00:21:05Good answer, too.
00:21:09I probably drank more eggnog than any person in here,
00:21:12because I absolutely love eggnog.
00:21:14It is good.
00:21:15It is good.
00:21:16I love eggnog.
00:21:17Especially with some cinnamon.
00:21:18With some cinnamon?
00:21:19No, nutmeg.
00:21:20Nutmeg.
00:21:21Put nutmeg on it.
00:21:22Right.
00:21:23But too much, though.
00:21:24Put what in there?
00:21:25Some Jack.
00:21:26Jack Daniels.
00:21:27Bad as your answer's been.
00:21:33Let's go with Vomit.
00:21:41After Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas evening,
00:21:44something he tried to stuff in his sack.
00:21:45Christmas tree, Steve.
00:21:47Christmas tree.
00:21:47A-loaf, after Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas evening,
00:21:56something he tried to stuff in his sack.
00:21:58I'm going to say Rudolph.
00:21:59Yes!
00:22:00Rudolph.
00:22:02After Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas evening,
00:22:05something he tried to stuff in his sack.
00:22:06His sleigh.
00:22:07His sleigh.
00:22:08His sleigh.
00:22:09That's all right.
00:22:10That's all right.
00:22:11That's all right.
00:22:12That's all right.
00:22:13That's all right.
00:22:14All right, everybody, sit up.
00:22:15This boy ain't letting me down.
00:22:16He done gave about four YouTube answers.
00:22:20I expect this to be number five.
00:22:21After Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas evening,
00:22:22that ain't something he tried to stuff in his sack.
00:22:23The L, Steve.
00:22:24Boy, you better...
00:22:25Yes, sir!
00:22:26Yes, sir!
00:22:27Yes!
00:22:28Yes!
00:22:29Good answer!
00:22:30Woo!
00:22:31That's all right.
00:22:32He came to the place.
00:22:33Since yesterday, what did you go do since yesterday?
00:22:34Yes, sir.
00:22:35Yes!
00:22:36Yes!
00:22:37Yes!
00:22:38Yes!
00:22:39Yes!
00:22:40Yes!
00:22:41Yes!
00:22:42Yes!
00:22:43Yes!
00:22:44Yes!
00:22:45Yes!
00:22:46Yes!
00:22:47Yes!
00:22:48Yes!
00:22:49Yes!
00:22:50Yes!
00:22:51Well, this is like a complete reversal, DeWitt.
00:22:53I slept, talked to my wife, said,
00:22:55I bet not come back without no money, Steve.
00:22:59Better not come back without no money.
00:23:03Elves.
00:23:08Teresa, two strikes.
00:23:09You got to be careful.
00:23:10Brocco family can steal.
00:23:12Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas Eve.
00:23:14Something he tried to stuff in his sack.
00:23:16The North Pole.
00:23:18Good answer!
00:23:19Good answer!
00:23:20Good answer, Steve.
00:23:21Come here, Pete.
00:23:22There we go.
00:23:23Come here, Pete.
00:23:24Come here, Pete.
00:23:25Good answer, Pete.
00:23:26Woo!
00:23:27Yeah!
00:23:28There we go!
00:23:29North Pole.
00:23:34After Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas Eve,
00:23:37name something he tried to stuff in his sack.
00:23:39SAC.
00:23:40STEVE, WE'RE GONNA GO
00:23:41WITH DECORATIONS.
00:23:43WHOO! WHOO!
00:23:44DECORATIONS.
00:23:52MY BABY.
00:23:59NUMBER 5.
00:24:01TOP 6 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD.
00:24:04NAME SOMETHING THAT A WOMAN
00:24:06WHO'S NAUGHTY MIGHT LEAVE
00:24:08OUT FOR SANTA.
00:24:09LINGERIE.
00:24:11LINGERIE.
00:24:16PASS THE POINT.
00:24:17WE'LL PLAY, STEVE.
00:24:18WE'RE GONNA PLAY.
00:24:19YES, MA'AM.
00:24:22AY, CINDY, NAME SOMETHING THAT
00:24:24A WOMAN WHO'S NAUGHTY MIGHT
00:24:25LEAVE OUT FOR SANTA.
00:24:27PLAYBOY MAGAZINE.
00:24:28PLAYBOY MAGAZINE.
00:24:36DENIS, SOMETHING THAT A WOMAN
00:24:38WHO'S NAUGHTY MIGHT LEAVE OUT
00:24:39FOR SANTA.
00:24:40A SEXY DRESS.
00:24:41A SEXY DRESS.
00:24:48MICHAEL, NAME SOMETHING THAT A
00:24:50WOMAN WHO'S NAUGHTY MIGHT LEAVE
00:24:51OUT FOR SANTA.
00:24:52SOME SEX TOYS.
00:24:54SOME SEX TOYS.
00:24:59SOME SEX TALKS.
00:25:00GENERIE.
00:25:05I'M GONNA LET Y'ALL WRITE YOUR OWN
00:25:10JOKS ON THAT ONE.
00:25:11BRITTANY, ONLY ONE STRIKE.
00:25:12NAME SOMETHING THAT A WOMAN WHO'S
00:25:13NAUGHTY MIGHT LEAVE OUT FOR SANTA.
00:25:15CONDOMS.
00:25:16GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER.
00:25:18Good answer. Good answer.
00:25:19Count your answer.
00:25:27All right, Samantha.
00:25:28Name something that a woman who's naughty
00:25:30might leave out for Santa.
00:25:32Some romantic candles.
00:25:35Romantic candles.
00:25:41All right, Cindy, we got two strikes now.
00:25:42We got to be careful. Price family can steal.
00:25:45Name something that a woman who's naughty
00:25:47might leave out for Santa.
00:25:49KY Jelly?
00:25:55KY Jelly.
00:25:57Aww.
00:26:01There you go. There you go.
00:26:03There you go.
00:26:04Name something that a woman who's naughty
00:26:06might leave out for Santa.
00:26:08Steve, we gonna go with alcohol.
00:26:10Alcohol can wine.
00:26:17Take it through the heat.
00:26:19Number five.
00:26:20Yeah!
00:26:21There you go.
00:26:22Come on.
00:26:23Ladies, top eight answers on the board.
00:26:26Here we go.
00:26:28If Santa were having a midlife crisis,
00:26:32name something he would change.
00:26:35His elves.
00:26:36His elves.
00:26:37His wife.
00:26:38His wife.
00:26:39His wife.
00:26:40That's okay.
00:26:41We're gonna play.
00:26:42They're gonna play.
00:26:43Hey, Melissa and Santa were having a midlife crisis.
00:26:45Name something he'd change.
00:26:46Oh, his sleigh.
00:26:47His sleigh.
00:26:48Go dance, guys.
00:26:49Miles, do the the the the department.
00:26:50That's okay.
00:26:51We're gonna play.
00:26:51We're gonna play.
00:26:52They're gonna play.
00:26:54Hey, Melissa and Santa were having a midlife crisis.
00:26:58Name something he'd change.
00:26:59Oh, his sleigh.
00:27:00His sleigh.
00:27:01Go dance, girls.
00:27:03Come on.
00:27:07Lois. Santa having a midlife crisis.
00:27:09Name something he'd change.
00:27:11Steve.
00:27:12He would change his beard.
00:27:13His beard.
00:27:14Go dance, boys.
00:27:14Go dance, boys.
00:27:15Go dance, boys.
00:27:16Go dance, boys.
00:27:17Go dance.
00:27:18Go dance, boys.
00:27:18Santa Claus gets some gistful men show up with a black beard Leslie the Santa's
00:27:28having a midlife crisis name something he changed um I would hope he would change
00:27:31his body
00:27:40Nicole if Santa's having a midlife crisis something he changed well he's been cold
00:27:45all his life so I think he would change his home he would go somewhere warm
00:27:49go somewhere warm
00:27:50Katie we're rolling if Santa was having a midlife crisis something he'd change
00:28:00we've got to update that suit yeah update the suit
00:28:04Melissa no strikes Santa having a midlife crisis
00:28:13name something he'd change maybe his uh naughty or nice list
00:28:21change the naughty change the naughty or nice list
00:28:29Laura Santa was having a midlife crisis name something he'd change Steve I think he would
00:28:37change his job like not be Santa anymore retire
00:28:46that'd be messed up say man we ain't having Christmas this year whatever Santa quit
00:28:54change his job all right we got two strikes Leslie we gotta be careful home
00:29:02he can steal um his hairstyle his hair style
00:29:10one answer left if Santa were having a midlife crisis name something he'd change
00:29:16I'm gonna say he changes his attitude
00:29:20if Santa were having a midlife crisis name something he would change
00:29:35I'm gonna say you're gonna have to change them reindeer Steve
00:29:38you're gonna change out them reindeer
00:29:42instead of toys what would Santa be shocked to discover the elves were making
00:29:53a divorce
00:29:57this condoms
00:29:59yeah
00:30:03oh
00:30:05Tenning
00:30:06oh
00:30:06Beautiful
00:30:08in there just
00:30:10taking damn condoms
00:30:13how the debt come out your head
00:30:15like that
00:30:15I don't want
00:30:17Melissa thanks that to little else is see in the back end to put all the toys and
00:30:22Hammersdown is just making little rubber things with the little tips on them and making condoms
00:30:47Karen instead of toys what was Santa be shocked to discover the elves were making
00:30:52cigarettes
00:31:04Mr. Annette only one strike instead of toys what was Santa be shocked to discover the elves would make it drugs
00:31:10The elves is in the back with a meth laugh
00:31:28Josh here we go man Joshua instead of toys what was Santa be shocked to discover the elves were making?
00:31:33What if the elves were making those thongs that they hate to see at the restaurant?
00:31:37Good answer Josh! Good answer Josh!
00:31:40So let me ask something Josh you think that this game is connected you think that these questions got something to do with the last damn question?
00:31:54They don't but you was talking about the beach and the thongs is kind of on my mind just a little bit
00:32:03A little bit
00:32:04That's cause you young
00:32:05Yeah man
00:32:06I keep on with it
00:32:07That's cause you make it do what it do
00:32:10Let's go see what you got your males back there making thongs like josh like them
00:32:16TOGETHER.
00:32:18TOP 8 ANSWERS ON THE BOARD,
00:32:19LADIES. HERE WE GO.
00:32:21MRS. CLAUS JUST POSED FOR
00:32:23PLAYBOY MAGAZINE WEARING WHAT?
00:32:27A SANTA HAT?
00:32:28A SANTA HAT.
00:32:29GOOD ANSWER.
00:32:30GOOD ANSWER.
00:32:31GOOD ANSWER.
00:32:32GOOD ANSWER.
00:32:34GOOD ANSWER.
00:32:35GOOD ANSWER.
00:32:36GOOD ANSWER.
00:32:39MALYSSA, MISS CLAUS JUST POSED
00:32:41FOR PLAYBOY MAGAZINE WEARING WHAT?
00:32:43NOTHING.
00:32:45NOTHING.
00:32:46I can't wear my eyes.
00:32:50Whoo!
00:32:53Lori, Ms. Claus posed for
00:32:54Playboy magazine wearing what?
00:32:55Santa's red coat.
00:32:57Santa's red coat.
00:33:05Miguel, your answers are always
00:33:07interesting.
00:33:09Ms. Claus just posed for
00:33:10Playboy magazine wearing what?
00:33:12A scarf.
00:33:14A scarf.
00:33:15He needs somebody else's red coat.
00:33:17Oh.
00:33:20Mickey, Ms. Claus posed for
00:33:22Playboy magazine wearing what?
00:33:24I'm gonna go with one of
00:33:25Santa's elves outfits.
00:33:27Ooh!
00:33:29One of Santa's...
00:33:31All right.
00:33:32Ms. Claus is squoze.
00:33:35Put that little tight thing on.
00:33:37I see you, Ms. Claus.
00:33:38I'm good in the hell where her big
00:33:39ass can't wear no elf outfit.
00:33:41One of the little elf outfits,
00:33:43she slid it up over her knee.
00:33:48We got two strikes.
00:33:49Linda, we gotta be careful.
00:33:51Sims family can steal.
00:33:53Ms. Claus just posed for
00:33:54Playboy magazine wearing what?
00:33:57A beard.
00:33:58Whoo!
00:33:59Good answer!
00:34:00Ms. Claus just posed for Playboy
00:34:03magazine wearing what, Sean?
00:34:04A beard.
00:34:05Yeah!
00:34:06Hey, Melissa.
00:34:07Two strikes.
00:34:08Sims family can steal.
00:34:09Ms. Claus just posed for
00:34:10Playboy wearing what?
00:34:11Ms. Claus just posed for
00:34:12Playboy wearing what?
00:34:13I'm gonna go with stockings.
00:34:14Stockings!
00:34:15It's okay.
00:34:16It's okay.
00:34:17It's okay.
00:34:18It's okay.
00:34:18It's okay.
00:34:19It's okay.
00:34:20It's okay.
00:34:20It's okay.
00:34:21Good answer.
00:34:26Ms. Claus just posed for
00:34:28Playboy magazine wearing what,
00:34:30Sean?
00:34:31A bow.
00:34:32Like a Christmas package, a bow?
00:34:35Oh, like a Christmas package.
00:34:36Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:34:37Oh, a bow!
00:34:38Number six.
00:34:39An apron.
00:34:41Five.
00:34:42Jingle bells.
00:34:43Four.
00:34:44Open bikini.
00:34:44Three.
00:34:45Top seven answers on the board.
00:34:59Here we go.
00:35:00Name something Mrs. Claus might get
00:35:03from Santa in a divorce settlement.
00:35:07The sleigh.
00:35:07THE SLAVE.
00:35:12THE REIN DEER.
00:35:13THE REIN DEER.
00:35:15WE'RE GOING TO PLAY STEELE.
00:35:20WE'RE GOING TO PLAY STEELE.
00:35:24WANDA, GIVE ME SOMETHING
00:35:25MS. CLOSE MIGHT GET FROM
00:35:26SANTA IN THE DIVORCE SETTLEMENT.
00:35:28THE HOUSE.
00:35:28THE HOUSE.
00:35:29YEAH.
00:35:31GOOD ANSWER. GOOD ANSWER.
00:35:32GOOD ANSWER.
00:35:34GOOD ANSWER.
00:35:36PAY ATTENTION TO THAT ANSWER.
00:35:38THE WHOLE NORTH POLE.
00:35:41SHE'S STRIPPING SANTA.
00:35:44OH, IT AIN'T JUST THE HOUSE.
00:35:45IT'S THE WHOLE NORTH POLE.
00:35:48SANTA FITTING TO WALK OUT OF HERE
00:35:50WITH NOTHING.
00:35:53I'VE ACTUALLY BEEN SANTA CLAUS
00:35:55BEFORE.
00:36:00NORMAN, NAME SOMETHING MS. CLAUS
00:36:02MIGHT GET FROM SANTA IN THE
00:36:03DIVORCE SETTLEMENT.
00:36:04I'M GOING TO GO WITH HIS ELVES.
00:36:05HIS ELVES.
00:36:06YES.
00:36:07YES.
00:36:08WHOO!
00:36:09WHOO!
00:36:10WHOO!
00:36:11HEY, JESSICA, NAME SOMETHING
00:36:12MS. CLAUS MIGHT GET FROM SANTA IN THE
00:36:13DIVORCE SETTLEMENT.
00:36:14I'M GOING TO SAY HIS SUIT.
00:36:16HIS SUIT.
00:36:16YES.
00:36:17YES.
00:36:18YES.
00:36:19ERACA, GIVE ME SOMETHING
00:36:22MS. CLAUS MIGHT GET FROM SANTA IN THE
00:36:24DIVORCE SETTLEMENT.
00:36:26THE GOOD AND THE BAD LIST.
00:36:29That's the nice and naughty list.
00:36:33The good and the bad list.
00:36:35Yes, sir.
00:36:36Aw.
00:36:38All right, Norma, we got two strikes.
00:36:40We got to be careful, man.
00:36:41The Mayo family can steal.
00:36:43The presents.
00:36:44The presents.
00:36:50Wanda, we got two strikes.
00:36:52Mayo family can steal.
00:36:53Give me something Ms. Claus might get
00:36:54from sending a divorce settlement.
00:36:57The Christmas trees?
00:36:59The Christmas trees?
00:37:00Good answer. Good answer.
00:37:01Christmas trees.
00:37:08All right, here we go.
00:37:10Name something Ms. Claus might get
00:37:11from Santa and a divorce settlement.
00:37:13Steve, we're going with the workshop.
00:37:16Gonna get the workshop.
00:37:24Number 7.
00:37:27My baby.
00:37:28All of that's going to be gone.
00:37:32Number 6.
00:37:36Top 7 answers on the board.
00:37:38Here we go.
00:37:39Name something bad Santa might have in his sack
00:37:43instead of presents.
00:37:45Tanisha.
00:37:46Cold, Steve.
00:37:47Cold.
00:37:48We're going to play, Steve.
00:37:49We're going to play.
00:37:49We're going to play.
00:37:51We're going to play.
00:37:52We're going to play.
00:37:53We're going to play.
00:37:59Tisana?
00:37:59Yes.
00:38:00Name something bad Santa might have in his sack
00:38:03instead of presents.
00:38:04I'm going to say alcohol.
00:38:05Alcohol.
00:38:06Hey, Big Sean, something bad Santa might have in his sack.
00:38:10That Mary Jane marijuana.
00:38:11Marijuana.
00:38:12Hey, Charlie, something bad Santa might have in his sack.
00:38:14I'm sorry to have to bring it to sex again, but I'm going to say condoms.
00:38:19Yeah.
00:38:20Well, that's fine.
00:38:21Hey, Charlie, something bad Santa might have in his sack.
00:38:24I'm sorry to have to bring it to sex again, but I'm going to say condoms.
00:38:27Yeah.
00:38:28Well, that's fine.
00:38:29Tisana, it ain't that you hate to have to bring it back to sex.
00:38:35Because that's all that's on your young ass mind right now.
00:38:40Condoms!
00:38:42Name something bad Santa might have in his sack instead of presents.
00:38:51Um, porn magazines.
00:38:52Porn magazines.
00:38:53Name something bad Santa might have in his sack instead of presents.
00:39:07A weapon.
00:39:08A weapon.
00:39:09Good answer.
00:39:10Aw.
00:39:12You got two strikes.
00:39:15Be careful.
00:39:17Name something that bad Santa might have in his sack instead of presents.
00:39:23I'm gonna say cigarettes.
00:39:25Cigarettes.
00:39:26That's a good answer.
00:39:30Whoo!
00:39:32Big Sean, we got two strikes.
00:39:34You gotta be careful.
00:39:35Name something bad Santa might have in his sack instead of presents.
00:39:38instead of presents?
00:39:39Well, this is a little strong answer,
00:39:41but his side piece.
00:39:43Oh, ho, ho, ho.
00:39:44Answer.
00:39:46Santa...
00:39:47Like father likes you.
00:39:55His side piece.
00:39:59Aw.
00:40:02Mr. Taylor.
00:40:03Name something bad Santa might have
00:40:05in his sack instead of presents.
00:40:08Steve, I'm going to say a sex toy.
00:40:10Oh!
00:40:11A sex toy!
00:40:20Number six.
00:40:23Top six answers on the board, ladies.
00:40:26Here we go.
00:40:27Name something about Santa Claus
00:40:29that might really annoy the elves.
00:40:33His jolly singing.
00:40:35His jolly singing.
00:40:38Hey, Brittany.
00:40:51Hi, Steve.
00:40:52How you doing?
00:40:53I'm doing great.
00:40:54Good, good.
00:40:54What do you do?
00:40:55I'm a registered nurse.
00:40:56Wow.
00:40:57Yeah, baby.
00:40:59How's that?
00:41:01Everybody else a nurse.
00:41:02It's just like, look how happy she is.
00:41:04How long you been a nurse?
00:41:06Yes, I'm a new nurse.
00:41:07I just graduated from Southern Illinois University
00:41:10last year.
00:41:11Woo!
00:41:11Woo!
00:41:12Well, Brittany, introduce everybody.
00:41:14Hi.
00:41:15This is my retired father, Albert.
00:41:18My so sweet sister, Letitia.
00:41:21My ice-cold uncle, Le Brian.
00:41:24And my sassy sister, Alexis.
00:41:27Well, that's pretty good.
00:41:30All right, Albert, tell me something about Santa Claus
00:41:32that really annoy the elves.
00:41:33His bossy ways.
00:41:35He's bossy.
00:41:36Yeah!
00:41:37Yeah!
00:41:37Yeah!
00:41:38Yeah!
00:41:38Yeah!
00:41:39Yeah!
00:41:40Yeah!
00:41:41Yeah!
00:41:42Tisha, name something about Santa Claus that might
00:41:45really annoy the elves.
00:41:46Eating all the cookies, Steve.
00:41:48Woo!
00:41:49Eating all the cookies.
00:41:50Yeah!
00:41:51Yeah!
00:41:52Yeah!
00:41:53Yeah!
00:41:54Yeah!
00:41:55Yeah!
00:41:56Woo!
00:41:57Woo!
00:41:58So what's going on, Le Brian?
00:42:00Le Brian.
00:42:01Oh, there you are.
00:42:02Oh, there you are.
00:42:03They're pretty touchy about these nutty-ass names they got.
00:42:12Love, Brian.
00:42:13Absolutely.
00:42:14Pray tell.
00:42:15What do you do for a little?
00:42:18I'm an academic counselor at Northern Illinois University.
00:42:22Oh, Northern Illinois.
00:42:24Husky.
00:42:25All right, let's go.
00:42:26Name something about Santa Claus that might really annoy the elves.
00:42:30Working on Christmas Eve.
00:42:32Woo!
00:42:33That's up there!
00:42:34Work too much working on Christmas Eve.
00:42:35That's up there!
00:42:36Work too much working on Christmas Eve.
00:42:39It's up there.
00:42:40It's up there!
00:42:41It's up there!
00:42:42It's up there!
00:42:43It's up there!
00:42:44All right, Alexis.
00:42:45Name something about Santa Claus that might really annoy the elves.
00:42:49I'm going to say his procrastination.
00:42:51Oh!
00:42:52He procrastinate.
00:42:54Way too much!
00:42:55Way too much!
00:42:56Aw!
00:42:57Let's do it.
00:42:58All right, Brittany.
00:42:59Name something about Santa Claus that might really annoy the elves.
00:43:03His red clothes!
00:43:05Woo!
00:43:06The red clothes.
00:43:07Woo!
00:43:08Yeah!
00:43:09Yeah!
00:43:10Aw!
00:43:11Aw!
00:43:12Aw!
00:43:14Name something about Santa Claus that might really annoy the elves.
00:43:18Those jingle bells.
00:43:20Jinglin' all the time.
00:43:21Jingle bells.
00:43:30Number six.
00:43:32Be soared.
00:43:33Number five.
00:43:35Dirty, pushy beard.
00:43:37Four.
00:43:38Wow.
00:43:39All right, guys.
00:43:40Top six answers on the board.
00:43:41Here we go.
00:43:42Breaking news.
00:43:43Santa left Mrs. Claus and ran off with the what?
00:43:45The elves.
00:43:46Wow.
00:43:47The elves.
00:43:48We're gonna play.
00:43:49We're gonna play.
00:43:50We're gonna play.
00:43:51All right, folks.
00:43:52Welcome back.
00:43:53This is the rematch.
00:43:54Let's do it.
00:43:55Bobby, breaking news.
00:43:56Santa left Ms. Claus and ran off with the what?
00:43:58All the presents.
00:43:59All the presents.
00:44:00Put it.
00:44:01We're gonna play.
00:44:03We're gonna play.
00:44:04We're gonna play.
00:44:06All right, folks. Welcome back.
00:44:09This is the rematch.
00:44:11Let's do it. Bobby, breaking news.
00:44:13Santa left Ms. Claus and ran off with a what?
00:44:16All the presents.
00:44:17All the presents.
00:44:23Hey, April, breaking news.
00:44:25Santa left Ms. Claus and ran off with a what?
00:44:28The reindeer.
00:44:29Yeah.
00:44:30The reindeer.
00:44:36Breaking news. Santa left with Ms. Claus and ran off with a what?
00:44:39Frosty.
00:44:40Okay.
00:44:44Frosty.
00:44:49Oh, there it goes.
00:44:53Hey, Jenny. Breaking news. Santa left Ms. Claus and ran off with a what?
00:44:58All the children.
00:45:03Good answer. Good answer. Good answer.
00:45:04Left with the children.
00:45:11Oh, yeah.
00:45:12Leanna, breaking news. Santa left with Ms. Claus and ran off with a what?
00:45:15With the hot rod sleigh.
00:45:17The sleigh.
00:45:18That was a good answer. That's what I was thinking.
00:45:24We got two strikes now, Bobby.
00:45:26Got to be careful.
00:45:27William's family can steal.
00:45:28Breaking news. Santa left Ms. Claus and ran off with a what?
00:45:31The Grinch.
00:45:33All right. The Grinch.
00:45:34The Grinch.
00:45:45Can I just go see what James would say?
00:45:48Go ahead. Go ahead.
00:45:50James got the answer?
00:45:51Yes, he does.
00:45:52Yes, he does.
00:45:53That y'all voted for.
00:45:54Mm-hmm.
00:45:55So, I'm gonna...
00:45:56Jane, because you my man.
00:45:58So, listen to it. Breaking news.
00:46:00Santa...
00:46:01Whatever y'all want to say.
00:46:02All right.
00:46:03Breaking news. Santa left with Ms. Claus and ran off with a what?
00:46:06Cookies.
00:46:08Yeah!
00:46:12Come on, Jane.
00:46:13Cookies!
00:46:16Cookies!
00:46:25And, James, I can't hold you responsible for that, because that's what they told you to say.
00:46:29So, you still my man, James.
00:46:31That's right.
00:46:32Number five.
00:46:34Tootberry!
00:46:37The hell he got to do with Christmas?
00:46:40Number three.
00:46:43What?
00:46:46Point values are triple.
00:46:47Top four answers on the board.
00:46:48Here we go.
00:46:49If Mrs. Claus kicked Santa out of the house, where might he spend the night?
00:46:56In the barn with the reindeers.
00:46:58In the barn with the reindeers.
00:46:59In the barn with the reindeers.
00:47:02Pass the clock.
00:47:04You're gonna play, Steve.
00:47:06Yeah.
00:47:07Yeah.
00:47:08Lance.
00:47:09Lance.
00:47:10If Mrs. Claus kicked Santa out of the house, where might he spend the night?
00:47:11With the elves, Steve.
00:47:12With the elves.
00:47:13Yeah!
00:47:14Yeah!
00:47:15Yeah!
00:47:16Yeah!
00:47:17Selina.
00:47:18If Mrs. Claus kicked Santa out of the house, where might he spend the night?
00:47:20On the couch.
00:47:21On the couch.
00:47:22Yeah!
00:47:23Yeah!
00:47:24Yeah!
00:47:25Yeah!
00:47:26Yeah!
00:47:27Yeah!
00:47:28Selina.
00:47:29If Mrs. Claus kicked Santa out of the house, where might he spend the night?
00:47:32On the couch.
00:47:33On the couch.
00:47:34That's good.
00:47:35That's good.
00:47:36That's good.
00:47:37That's good.
00:47:38That's good.
00:47:40Mel.
00:47:41Mel.
00:47:42If Mrs. Claus kicked Santa out of the house, where might he spend the night?
00:47:46In the sled.
00:47:47Yeah!
00:47:48Yeah!
00:47:49Yeah!
00:47:50Yeah!
00:47:51In the sled.
00:47:52Yeah!
00:47:57Timbria, one answer left.
00:47:59If it's there, your family wins the game.
00:48:02If it's not there, you're still alive.
00:48:04You only have one strike.
00:48:05Timbria, if Mrs. Claus kicked Santa out of the house, where might he spend the night?
00:48:11South Pole.
00:48:12Good answer, baby!
00:48:13Good answer, baby!
00:48:14Good answer, baby!
00:48:15Good answer, baby!
00:48:16Good answer, baby!
00:48:17Good answer, baby!
00:48:18Good answer, baby!
00:48:19Hey!
00:48:20Hey!
00:48:21Hey!
00:48:22Hey!
00:48:26The South Pole, on the other side of the earth, direct opposite.
00:48:32That's a long flight.
00:48:33Just go down there on the shelf.
00:48:34He got a sled to take a murder.
00:48:35Yeah, but what she said, just get out the house tonight.
00:48:39Took him some four-day ride down to the...
00:48:43Not with Santa Claus.
00:48:44It's okay, Timbria.
00:48:46I know you're arguing with me.
00:48:48It could be up here.
00:48:49Well, let's see if it's up here.
00:48:51The South Pole.
00:48:53All right, we got one answer left, Jeff.
00:49:00If it's there, your family wins the game.
00:49:02But this time, you have two strikes.
00:49:04If it's not there, the other family can steal, and they will win the game.
00:49:09With a friend or family member.
00:49:11With a friend or family member for the win.
00:49:25One answer left.
00:49:27If it's there, your family steals.
00:49:30Your family wins the game.
00:49:34If it's not there, the Goodner family wins the game.
00:49:38Here we go.
00:49:40If Mrs. Claus kicks Santa out of the house, where might he spend the night?
00:49:46The doghouse.
00:49:47This is for the win.
00:49:51Come on.
00:49:52Come on.
00:49:53The doghouse.
00:49:54Number four.
00:50:07Ladies, we got top six answers on the board.
00:50:09Here we go.
00:50:11We ask 100 women, name something Santa Claus has that you wouldn't want your man to have.
00:50:20Penny.
00:50:21Belly.
00:50:22Pass the play.
00:50:23Play.
00:50:24Okay.
00:50:25Yes.
00:50:26Hey, Wendy, how are you?
00:50:27Hi, I'm fine, Steve.
00:50:28How are you?
00:50:29Good.
00:50:30Well, introduce everybody.
00:50:31I will.
00:50:32This is my beautiful cousin, Penny.
00:50:33Next to her is her brother.
00:50:34We call him Brada.
00:50:35Hello.
00:50:36Next to him is my very talented cousin, Annette.
00:50:39I will.
00:50:40This is my beautiful cousin, Penny.
00:50:42Next to her is her brother.
00:50:44We call him Brada.
00:50:45Hello.
00:50:46Next to him is my very talented cousin, Annette.
00:50:51And last but not least, our single and ready-to-mingle niece, Alyssa.
00:50:59All right, man.
00:51:00Let's play the game.
00:51:01We talked to 100 women.
00:51:02Now, name something Santa Claus got you wouldn't want your man to have.
00:51:05A beard.
00:51:06A beard.
00:51:07A beard.
00:51:08Wow.
00:51:09Good answer.
00:51:10Good answer.
00:51:11Good answer.
00:51:12Good answer.
00:51:13Hey, Annette.
00:51:14Talk to 100 women.
00:51:15Give me something Santa Claus has you wouldn't want your man to have.
00:51:18Santa's suit.
00:51:19The suit.
00:51:20The suit.
00:51:21Good answer.
00:51:22The suit.
00:51:23Good answer.
00:51:24Good answer.
00:51:25Good answer.
00:51:26Good answer.
00:51:27Good answer.
00:51:28Well, well, well.
00:51:29Little Miss Single ready to mingle.
00:51:32Here we go.
00:51:33Talk to 100 women.
00:51:34Give me something Santa Claus has you wouldn't want your man to have.
00:51:36How about those stinky reindeer?
00:51:38Don't want them to have.
00:51:41Pulling up in the reindeer.
00:51:43Yeah!
00:51:44Woo!
00:51:45100 women.
00:51:46Give me something Santa Claus has you wouldn't want your man to have.
00:51:48I wouldn't want to have any elves around.
00:51:49Wouldn't want to have no elves around.
00:51:50Okay.
00:51:51Whatever.
00:51:52Are you and all your little friends.
00:51:53Yeah!
00:51:54Talk to 100 women.
00:51:55Something Santa Claus has you wouldn't want your man to have.
00:51:56How about the responsibility of the reindeer?
00:51:58Oh!
00:51:59Oh!
00:52:00Oh!
00:52:01Oh!
00:52:02Oh!
00:52:03Oh!
00:52:04Oh!
00:52:05Oh!
00:52:06Oh!
00:52:07Oh!
00:52:08Oh!
00:52:09Oh!
00:52:10Oh!
00:52:11Oh!
00:52:12Oh!
00:52:13Oh!
00:52:14Oh!
00:52:15Oh!
00:52:16Oh!
00:52:17Good answer!
00:52:18The responsibility of making all the toys.
00:52:20Good answer.
00:52:21Oh!
00:52:22Oh!
00:52:23Oh!
00:52:24Oh!
00:52:25Oh!
00:52:26Oh!
00:52:28We got one answer left, man.
00:52:30You can clear the board, but you only got one strike.
00:52:33100 women.
00:52:34Something Santa Claus has you wouldn't want your man to have.
00:52:37His hair.
00:52:38His hair?
00:52:39Right.
00:52:40His hair.
00:52:41Good answer.
00:52:42Good answer.
00:52:43Good answer.
00:52:44Good answer.
00:52:45Good answer.
00:52:46Good answer.
00:52:47Good answer.
00:52:48Good answer.
00:52:49All right, fellas.
00:52:51Top seven answers on the board.
00:52:54What might Mrs. Claus find in Santa's sleigh from an office Christmas party he stopped
00:53:01at?
00:53:02Alcohol.
00:53:03Alcohol.
00:53:04Pass the plate.
00:53:05Good answer, Steve.
00:53:07Sir, what might Mrs. Claus find in the sleigh of an office party that he stopped at?
00:53:20A worker.
00:53:21A worker.
00:53:22A worker.
00:53:23A worker.
00:53:24Yes.
00:53:25A worker.
00:53:26Okay, Miss Tina.
00:53:27What might Mrs. Claus find in Santa's sleigh from an office Christmas party he stopped
00:53:42at?
00:53:43I'm gonna say a stocking with presents.
00:53:55Okay.
00:53:56A stocking with a present in a store.
00:53:59Stocking with a present in it.
00:54:01Oh, that's a nice guy.
00:54:02What might Mrs. Claus find in Santa's sleigh from an office Christmas party he stopped at?
00:54:05I'm gonna say a stocking with presents.
00:54:08Okay, Katie.
00:54:11Stocking with a present in it.
00:54:19Katie, what might Mrs. Claus find
00:54:21in Santa's sleigh from an office party he stopped at?
00:54:24I'm gonna say Santa.
00:54:27Okay.
00:54:28Santa.
00:54:29He's about to say.
00:54:33Katie.
00:54:34What might Mrs. Claus find in Santa's sleigh
00:54:37from an office Christmas party he stopped at?
00:54:39Santa loves herself some cookies.
00:54:41Santa loves some cookies.
00:54:43Thank you, Katie.
00:54:44Thank you, Katie.
00:54:45There we go.
00:54:46Terrible.
00:54:48Sarah, what might Mrs. Claus find in Santa's sleigh
00:54:50from an office Christmas party he stopped at?
00:54:53Office supplies.
00:54:54Yes, yes.
00:54:55Okay.
00:54:56Office supplies.
00:54:58Good answer, Katie.
00:55:00That's okay.
00:55:03At least you're happy.
00:55:04You got two strikes, you got to be careful, Ms. Tina.
00:55:07Winchester family can steal.
00:55:10A lampshade.
00:55:19Lampshade.
00:55:25What might Mrs. Claus find in Santa's sleigh
00:55:28from an office Christmas party he stopped at?
00:55:30We say mistletoe.
00:55:32We say mistletoe.
00:55:33We say mistletoe.
00:55:41Number three.
00:55:44Top eight answers on the board.
00:55:46Name a reason Santa Claus's brother is jealous of him.
00:55:52Mrs. Claus.
00:55:53Mrs. Claus.
00:55:59Where he lives, North Pole.
00:56:00Where he lives.
00:56:04Cross the pole.
00:56:11DJ, name a reason Santa Claus's brother is jealous of him.
00:56:15Because he's Santa Claus.
00:56:16That's why.
00:56:17Because he's Santa Claus.
00:56:19Yeah.
00:56:19Good answer.
00:56:20Good answer.
00:56:21He's a good answer.
00:56:22Good answer.
00:56:23Good answer.
00:56:24Good answer.
00:56:25Good answer.
00:56:26Good answer.
00:56:27Ms. Rhonda, name a reason Santa Claus's brother is jealous of him.
00:56:31Because he gets to wear that snazzy red suit.
00:56:35Because of that snazzy red suit.
00:56:37Good answer.
00:56:42Lenny, only one strike.
00:56:43Give me a reason Santa Claus's brother is jealous of him.
00:56:47By him riding, flying through the air in a sleigh.
00:56:51Because he's flying through the air in a sleigh.
00:56:58Hey, Shannon.
00:56:59Name a reason Santa Claus's brother is jealous of him.
00:57:02Because Santa only works on Christmas.
00:57:04He's off the other 364 days a year.
00:57:06Yeah!
00:57:10Santa only works one night.
00:57:16All right, we've got two strikes now, David.
00:57:18We've got to be careful.
00:57:18The Rhonda family can still reason Santa Claus's brother
00:57:21is jealous of him.
00:57:22Hate him.
00:57:23His amazing beard, Steve.
00:57:25His amazing beard.
00:57:27His amazing beard.
00:57:29He's a amazing beard.
00:57:31Oh.
00:57:34He has elves.
00:57:35Yes.
00:57:36Because he has elves.
00:57:37Yes.
00:57:38Because he has elves.
00:57:39Number eight.
00:57:40Let's find out.
00:57:41Number six.
00:57:42His best boy.
00:57:43Five.
00:57:44Jolly ho ho ho.
00:57:45Three.
00:57:46Milk and cookie.
00:57:47Milk and cookie.
00:57:49Uh, top eight answers on the board.
00:57:50Instead of delivering presents,
00:58:07Ho, ho, ho!
00:58:08Three.
00:58:10Milk and cookie!
00:58:12Uh, top eight answers on the board.
00:58:15Instead of delivering presents,
00:58:18name something bad Santa might do on...
00:58:21Deliver cold.
00:58:23Deliver cold.
00:58:27Instead of delivering presents,
00:58:30name something bad Santa might do on Christmas Eve.
00:58:34Not come at all.
00:58:36Not come at all.
00:58:42Go on, please, Steve.
00:58:44Hey!
00:58:45Let's go! Let's go!
00:58:47Brittany, instead of delivering presents,
00:58:49name something bad Santa might do on Christmas Eve.
00:58:52Steve, I think he might drink.
00:58:54He might drink.
00:58:55Good answer. Good answer.
00:58:57Whoo!
00:58:59Oh, my God.
00:59:01Hey, Armani, instead of delivering presents,
00:59:03give me something bad Santa might do on Christmas Eve.
00:59:06He might forget his Christmas tomorrow.
00:59:08He might forget his Christmas.
00:59:11He gonna forget his Christmas.
00:59:14Good answer. Good answer.
00:59:15Oh!
00:59:17All right, Jay, one strike.
00:59:19Instead of delivering presents,
00:59:20name something bad Santa might do on Christmas Eve.
00:59:23He may leave horrible presents.
00:59:27Oh!
00:59:28Come on, Mara. Come on, Mara.
00:59:29All right, Mara.
00:59:30We got this.
00:59:31Got two strikes.
00:59:32Got to be careful now the Barber family can steal.
00:59:33Instead of delivering presents,
00:59:34name something bad Santa might do on Christmas Eve.
00:59:35Oh!
00:59:36Come on, Mara. Come on, Mara.
00:59:37Come on, Mara.
00:59:38All right, Mara.
00:59:38We got this.
00:59:39Got two strikes.
00:59:40Got to be careful now the Barber family can steal.
00:59:43Instead of delivering presents,
00:59:44name something bad Santa might do on Christmas Eve.
00:59:47He's gonna steal the presents.
00:59:48Oh!
00:59:50Steal the presents!
00:59:52Whoo!
00:59:55Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
00:59:57All right, kid, instead of delivering presents,
00:59:58name something bad Santa might do on Christmas Eve.
01:00:01He might swing by Ms. Claus' room and not leave.
01:00:05Yeah.
01:00:08Good answer. Good answer.
01:00:09Good answer.
01:00:10Good answer.
01:00:11Santa tripping.
01:00:13We're gonna make a quick business.
01:00:14We went over there by Ms. Santa's room.
01:00:16We got up in there and got busy.
01:00:19Whoo!
01:00:20Whoo!
01:00:22Yeah!
01:00:24We got it. Come on.
01:00:25We got this.
01:00:26Brittney, two strikes.
01:00:27Got to be careful, Barber family can steal.
01:00:29Instead of delivering presents,
01:00:30name something bad Santa might do on Christmas Eve.
01:00:33He might ride the reindeer.
01:00:39Good answer. Good answer. Good answer.
01:00:41Good answer. Good answer.
01:00:43When you say ride the reindeer,
01:00:46just how bad is Santa?
01:00:50Yeah.
01:00:53Ride the reindeer.
01:00:55Aww.
01:00:57Instead of delivering presents, name something bad Santa might do on Christmas Eve.
01:01:05We think he might trash the house, Steve.
01:01:07Good answer.
01:01:08Trash the house.
01:01:10Number eight.
01:01:19Watch TV.
01:01:21Seven.
01:01:22Hit our strip club.
01:01:26Number six.
01:01:28Sleep.
01:01:31Five.
01:01:33All right, ladies.
01:01:34Top seven answers on the board. Here we go.
01:01:37Name something Mrs. Claus helped Santa do, but she gets no credit.
01:01:44Clothes.
01:01:46Clothes.
01:01:52Pack the sleigh.
01:01:54Pack the sleigh.
01:01:55All right, let's go.
01:02:04All right, Megan.
01:02:06Name something Mrs. Claus helped Santa do, but she gets no credit.
01:02:09She works in the factory. Help them with the toys.
01:02:10Works in the factory with the toys.
01:02:12Anthony, name something Mrs. Claus helped Santa do, but she gets no credit.
01:02:26Uh, she feeds him, Steve.
01:02:27She feeds him.
01:02:28All right, Megan.
01:02:29Good answer.
01:02:30Yeah.
01:02:31Yeah.
01:02:32Yeah.
01:02:33Yeah.
01:02:34Yeah.
01:02:35Chrissy, something Mrs. Claus helped Santa do, but she gets no credit.
01:02:39I'm gonna say keep the naughty nice list.
01:02:46Keeps the naughty nice list.
01:02:48Whoo!
01:02:49Whoo!
01:02:50Christopher, name something Mrs. Claus helped Santa do, but she gets no credit.
01:02:55I'm gonna say keep the naughty nice list.
01:02:57Whoo!
01:02:58Whoo!
01:02:59Whoo!
01:03:00Whoo!
01:03:01Whoo!
01:03:02Whoo!
01:03:03Whoo!
01:03:04Whoo!
01:03:05Whoo!
01:03:06Whoo!
01:03:07Whoo!
01:03:08Whoo!
01:03:09Whoo!
01:03:10Whoo!
01:03:11Whoo!
01:03:12I will never do that.
01:03:13Cindy, one answer left.
01:03:14You can clear the board.
01:03:15Name something Mrs. Claus helped Santa do, but she gets no credit.
01:03:18Um, Mrs. Claus does the payroll.
01:03:22The accounting.
01:03:23Yes!
01:03:24That's a good answer.
01:03:25Yes!
01:03:26Yes!
01:03:27Yes!
01:03:28Yes!
01:03:29Yes!
01:03:30Yeah.
01:03:31What?
01:03:32What?
01:03:33Santa Claus been stealing money into people's houses.
01:03:36Payroll.
01:03:37Oh!
01:03:38Oh!
01:03:39Megan, name something Mrs. Claus helps Santa do, but she gets no credit.
01:03:43You know what, Steve?
01:03:44I think she helps out with the reindeer.
01:03:46Good answer.
01:03:47Helps out with the reindeer.
01:03:48Woo!
01:03:49Woo!
01:03:50Woo!
01:03:51Woo!
01:03:52Woo!
01:03:53Woo!
01:03:54Woo!
01:03:55Top six answers on the board, ladies.
01:03:57Here we go.
01:03:58If Santa Claus upgraded to a jet, what would he do with his reindeer?
01:04:05Ms. Cindy.
01:04:06Fire them.
01:04:07Woo!
01:04:08Woo!
01:04:09Woo!
01:04:10Woo!
01:04:11Woo!
01:04:12Woo!
01:04:13Woo!
01:04:14Woo!
01:04:15Woo!
01:04:16Woo!
01:04:17Woo!
01:04:18Woo!
01:04:19Anthony, Santa Claus upgraded to a jet.
01:04:21What would he do with the reindeer?
01:04:23I guess barbecue.
01:04:24Woo!
01:04:25Woo!
01:04:26Woo!
01:04:27Woo!
01:04:28Woo!
01:04:29Woo!
01:04:30Woo!
01:04:31Woo!
01:04:32Woo!
01:04:33Woo!
01:04:34Woo!
01:04:35Woo!
01:04:36Woo!
01:04:37Woo!
01:04:38Bead it out!
01:04:39Anthony said that, that's good eating.
01:04:41Barbecue!
01:04:42Woo!
01:04:43Woo!
01:04:47Bene失礼.
01:04:48All right.
01:04:50And...
01:04:51...uh...
01:04:54Yeah, man.
01:04:55Just stare at somebody else.
01:04:57I know it out.
01:05:01Ha-ha-ha!
01:05:04if Santa Claus upgraded to a jet,
01:05:06what would he do with his reindeer?
01:05:07Uh, they're giving out pony rides now, Steve.
01:05:10They're giving out pony rides.
01:05:12All right, all right.
01:05:15Woo!
01:05:18Good answer.
01:05:19Devontae?
01:05:19Yes.
01:05:21Well, I know you probably got a question about this,
01:05:24so we're talking about Santa Claus now.
01:05:27Let's see.
01:05:29If Santa Claus upgraded to a jet,
01:05:31what would he do with his reindeer?
01:05:32Take him to go to the grocery store.
01:05:35Good answer.
01:05:36Good answer.
01:05:37Good answer.
01:05:38Good answer.
01:05:38Good answer.
01:05:39Good answer.
01:05:41Good answer.
01:05:42Come on.
01:05:44Come on.
01:05:45We're going to the store.
01:05:47Keep up.
01:05:50Take him to the go down to the store.
01:05:55Aw.
01:05:59We only got one strike, Andrea.
01:06:01So if Santa Claus upgraded to a jet,
01:06:03what would he do with his reindeer?
01:06:05Give them as gifts.
01:06:07Give them as gifts.
01:06:08Yes.
01:06:08Yes.
01:06:08Yes.
01:06:08Yes.
01:06:09Yes.
01:06:09Yes.
01:06:10Yes.
01:06:10Yes.
01:06:10Yes.
01:06:11Yes.
01:06:11Yes.
01:06:12Yes.
01:06:12Yes.
01:06:13Yes.
01:06:13All right, Miss Cindy, we got two strikes.
01:06:15We got to be careful now.
01:06:16The Shook family can steal.
01:06:18If Santa Claus upgraded to a jet, what would he do with his reindeer?
01:06:20Sell them.
01:06:21Sell them.
01:06:22Yes.
01:06:23Yeah.
01:06:24Yeah.
01:06:25Good answer.
01:06:26All right, Anthony, we got two strikes.
01:06:32Shook family can steal.
01:06:33Santa Claus upgraded to a jet.
01:06:35What would he do with his reindeer?
01:06:37Use them as pets.
01:06:38Use them as pets.
01:06:41Use them as pets.
01:06:42Now, we only got one answer left.
01:06:51If Santa Claus upgraded to a jet, what would he do with his reindeer?
01:06:54He'll mate them.
01:06:55Mate them.
01:06:56Good answer.
01:06:57Good answer.
01:06:58Good answer.
01:06:59Breed them.
01:07:00Oh, breed them.
01:07:01Oh, breed them.
01:07:03Oh, breed them.
01:07:05Ha, ha.
01:07:07Breed them.
01:07:08Mate them.
01:07:10If Santa Claus upgraded to a jet, what would he do with his reindeer?
01:07:18He's gonna take them with him on the jet.
01:07:20Take them with him on the jet.
01:07:21Wow.
01:07:30All right, guys.
01:07:31Here we go.
01:07:32We got top eight answers on the board.
01:07:35If Santa Claus smoked marijuana, what might you leave out for him on Christmas Eve?
01:07:44Cookies.
01:07:45Cookies.
01:07:49Milk.
01:07:50Milk.
01:07:55We're gonna play.
01:07:56We're gonna play.
01:07:57We're gonna play.
01:07:58We're gonna play.
01:07:59We're gonna play...
01:08:00We'll play.
01:08:01Good job.
01:08:02Santa Claus smoked weed.
01:08:03I mean marijuana.
01:08:04What might...
01:08:10The hood.
01:08:11I'm sorry.
01:08:12Santa Claus smoked marijuana.
01:08:15What might you leave out for him on Christmas Eve?
01:08:17Well, I'ma hook him up, and I'ma leave a joint out for him.
01:08:20I'ma hook you up.
01:08:22I'ma roll him a fat one.
01:08:26Santa Claus is going to get a fat one rolled up.
01:08:34Alicia, Santa Claus smoked weed.
01:08:37What might you leave out for him on Christmas Eve?
01:08:40Well, just in case, you know, some kids see him,
01:08:42we don't want his eyes to be all red.
01:08:44We want to leave him some eye drops.
01:08:46Good answer. Good answer.
01:08:49Good answer. Good answer.
01:08:52Good answer.
01:08:53I've never smoked. I don't know anything about smoking,
01:08:54but, yeah, uh-huh, it's gonna go.
01:08:58Some eye drops.
01:09:02Only one strike, D.
01:09:04Santa Claus smoked weed.
01:09:06What might you leave out for him on Christmas Eve?
01:09:08Some booze.
01:09:09Yeah!
01:09:13Some booze.
01:09:19All right, we got two strikes.
01:09:21You got to be careful now. Ruger family can steal.
01:09:23Santa Claus smoked weed.
01:09:24What might you leave out for him on Christmas Eve?
01:09:28I'm going to leave him a bed so he can rest a little bit.
01:09:33I'm going to leave him a bed so he can rest a little bit.
01:09:35You got to be careful now.
01:09:38I got to be careful now.
01:09:40That's good. That's good.
01:09:42That's good.
01:09:43Santa Claus smoked marijuana.
01:09:45What might you leave out for him on Christmas Eve?
01:09:49Chips.
01:09:50Chips.
01:09:52Chips.
01:09:52Chips.
01:09:53Come on.
01:09:54Chips.
01:09:55Chips.
01:09:56Chips.
01:09:57Chips.
01:09:58Chips.
01:09:59Chips.
01:10:00Chips.
01:10:01Chips.
01:10:02Chips.
01:10:03Chips.
01:10:04Fox, Warren, Six, Candy, Five, Matches, Flyer, One.
01:10:34Fox, Warren, Five, Matches, Flyer, One.
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