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00:00Good evening, sir.
00:00We have a room in the name of Smith.
00:02Ah, yes. Smith, yeah.
00:03It's for the weekend, is it?
00:05No, it's for the full week, actually.
00:06OK.
00:07Right, if you'd just like to sign here, please, Mr Jones.
00:10Jones, Smith, whatever.
00:13It's Smith.
00:13We are actually married.
00:15I'm sure you are, sir, yes.
00:16You don't sound as though, you're sure.
00:18But, sir, really none of my business, is it, sir?
00:20Yes, well, we are actually married.
00:22Right.
00:22OK, it's room 102.
00:24Enjoy your weekend.
00:25Week.
00:26It's the full week.
00:27We're here on a perfectly respectable holiday, right?
00:29Absolutely, sir, yes, sir.
00:31We really are married.
00:33I understand.
00:34Don't say you understand.
00:35Say you believe we're married.
00:36Darling.
00:37I believe you're married.
00:38Swear it on the Holy Bible.
00:39Darling.
00:40Just as long as he understands.
00:41Matthew, you laughed, didn't you?
00:42No.
00:43Peter, come on, you're overreacting.
00:45I'm sorry, darling, but just because my name's Smith,
00:46I don't want some bloody desk clerk assuming I'm on a dirty weekend.
00:50I love you, you're my wife.
00:51Now, don't upset yourself.
00:53Go on upstairs.
00:54I'll be in the suitcase.
00:56He really is my husband, you know.
00:57Really?
00:57It was the man last week who wasn't.
00:59It was the man last week who wasn't.
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