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Canada's Drag Race S6 Episode 6
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00:00With the mostases on our brand new drag talk show, The Shade.
00:04It wasn't until it was like halfway through that I realized that I had forgotten my pads at home.
00:09Girl, this is boring.
00:11I love this talk show, by the way.
00:12Thank you. Our ratings are going up the roof right now.
00:14Sammy Landry, congratulations.
00:17The queen that I choose to save is Saltina.
00:20Dulce, sashay away.
00:28Oh, my God.
00:30I just sent Dulce home.
00:31Obviously, it's so upsetting sending home a friend.
00:34I feel like she was my rock.
00:35I was her rock.
00:36But she was talking a lot of shit that she was going to lip smack me down.
00:40Girl, guess not.
00:42Hasta la vista.
00:43It was an honor to show the world the star I am.
00:47See y'all later.
00:48Off to new beginnings is what she tried to spell.
00:53I feel like we didn't always see eye to eye, but honestly, I think I'm going to miss Dulce a little bit.
00:58I'm going to miss you.
00:59I don't foresee us being good friends after this, but we could be acquaintances for sure.
01:05Off to new beckings.
01:07New beckings.
01:09Hold on.
01:09Let me put my BBL right beside me.
01:12Sammy, I'm interested to hear more about your decision with the beaver.
01:16It was obviously a hard choice, and I really did hear all of y'all out.
01:20There was just that extra thing that me and Saltina have a connection from before.
01:25When I was feeling like I was down and out, you just reminded me that it's all already inside of me.
01:31I had to repay that.
01:35Boring.
01:36Where are the big moves here?
01:37All these girls are just saving their friends left and right, and the person with the best track record.
01:42Well, guess what?
01:43That person with the best track record is going to beat you in the end.
01:45Girl, did you come to win, or did you come to lose?
01:48Right now, I'm going to be full cocky and confident and fucking bask in this light of this win right now.
01:55Going into the slay-offs after just having a win is the best feeling.
02:00These lips are ready to lip-sync your house down boot, mama.
02:08I'm ready to lip-sync in front of Brooklyn Heights.
02:11And what do we think about it going from 8 to 6?
02:13That's the day.
02:16These girls have only seemed to be a comedy queen, okay?
02:18But let me tell you, they're not going to be laughing when I slay the slay-off and send them home.
02:23I'm excited, girl.
02:24Like, I'm a performer.
02:24Yeah, I can dance, but I can do a ballad.
02:27I can do some funny shit.
02:27Like, I'm ready to turn it out.
02:29I am so motherfucking excited.
02:31Y'all talking about it being this different type of beast?
02:33Well, baby, I ride beast, okay?
02:34So I'm about to ride that stage.
02:36Are you going to do something other than pretty?
02:37Are you ready to actually move your body and not look like a broomstick?
02:40I'll be fine, girl.
02:42Clock is your way, mama.
02:44Let's hope that human hair don't carry you to the bottom.
02:47All right, my loves.
02:48Well, you better learn your lyrics.
02:49Yes!
02:49And we're going to get out of this drag right here.
02:51All right?
02:52Come on, baby.
02:53Let's do it.
02:54This competition is so intense.
02:57Oh, come on.
02:58You're walking gingivitis.
02:59I feel like I'm in a video game working my way up to the final boss.
03:05I am jumping over turtle shells.
03:08I'm dodging fire.
03:09I'm holding my breath underwater.
03:10I've lost a life, and that's fine because I'm going to win the game.
03:14The winner of Canada's Drag Race receives $100,000 with Tracy Melshore, Sarane Fox, and Brooklyn Heights.
03:28It's a new day in the workroom, and I am absolutely excited for this layoff.
03:47I'm just a little alien, but I am ready to let them have it.
03:52What do you think makes a good lip sync?
03:55Like, what makes it like, bam, you're the winner?
03:58You've got to connect with the song.
03:59That's the biggest thing.
04:00The biggest thing that pisses me off is when somebody does a song and does, like, their 10 favorite drag moves.
04:05Make sure you have moments where you're, like, giving levels.
04:07Do a trick, yes, but that's not all it's about.
04:09Also, a lot of the girls that have been doing the splits have been going home week after week after week.
04:13Star ended the lip sync in a split.
04:15Hazel ended the lip sync in a split.
04:16Don't say two.
04:17Yes, girl.
04:18Oh, my God.
04:18The curse of the splits.
04:21Except for PM.
04:24PM, like, you served it in that other lip sync.
04:26I'm not going to lie.
04:27Yes, I dance, but you've got the technical background, so that is a little intimidating for sure.
04:31You're a good dancer, but I don't know if you're able to give a performance
04:35in a ballad or something else.
04:36I just haven't seen it.
04:37Yeah, I'll show you today.
04:39Well, since this bitch had a lot to say about me.
04:42Girl, bye.
04:44Girl, you know, I might make do with a broomstick and sweep the stage.
04:48The girls are going to see what star power looks like.
04:53Captivating.
04:54Brilliance.
04:55Dominating.
04:56Electrifying.
04:58Magnetic.
04:58What you don't got is what I got.
05:01I'd want to go against, honestly, Sammy or Maya.
05:03Well, I've seen you perform before, and I thought Paolo personally won the lip sync,
05:08so I think it would be an easy kill.
05:11Oh, Van.
05:12So misguided.
05:14Girl, come against me, and I'll eat you up.
05:16We saw the cold-hearted.
05:17Girl, I want multiple challenges.
05:19I don't think it was cute.
05:19See you, people.
05:19We count.
05:20Woo!
05:21Azule!
05:22Oh!
05:24Woo!
05:24Canada.
05:25Seen it already, then here it hurts.
05:28Hey, Motor Mouths.
05:30Hey.
05:31These lips don't lie, so listen when I say, all work and no sleigh makes a queen sashay away.
05:41Or two.
05:43Bye.
05:46This is what we do.
05:47We know how to be on stage.
05:49We know how to create a moment, and I'm ready to take my moment.
05:55So, um, this little, you think you ought to watch, alliance.
05:59Yes.
06:00Are we thinking any sort of way?
06:02Is there a beaver today?
06:03Because if there is a beaver, and I don't know if it comes down to it, I'll pass one of the beaver.
06:11Well, that's the cheating.
06:12As long as we pass it.
06:13Don't you want to give it to the one that gave it to you?
06:17That would be fine.
06:18Who give it to you?
06:19Okay.
06:20Who give it to you then?
06:21It will be fine.
06:22Oh, fuck, no.
06:23If it gets into our courts at all, I have your back.
06:25Yeah, like, you have my word.
06:26Yeah, yeah, me too.
06:27Going into this battle, I want to make sure that my queer-do weirdos have my back because I have theirs.
06:34Or film it.
06:35I already talked to Maya.
06:38Yeah.
06:39About a four or something.
06:41Oh, yeah.
06:42Yeah, yeah.
06:43100%.
06:44I think if that group gets the power, we're going to be fine.
06:49Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
06:50Totally.
06:51We want our alliance maybe to be spread and to have force.
06:55We are a strong group and we can win this challenge.
06:59If there's a beaver in place today, we want to keep it on our side.
07:02Us three and you.
07:03Yeah.
07:04Share between us before giving it over there.
07:06Because I think it's smart.
07:08Because they're going to try to take us out.
07:10I'm with you.
07:11Like, okay.
07:12Take.
07:13Yeah.
07:15Sister.
07:16Yes.
07:17Let's clock in.
07:18Let's do it.
07:19Scissor me.
07:20Meow.
07:21Boom.
07:22Very interesting morning.
07:23Yes.
07:24I'm just ready to go against everyone.
07:25I'm not scared.
07:26Do you really want to go against me?
07:27No.
07:28You were just talking shit.
07:29Yeah, I was just talking shit.
07:30And I don't want to put you in the bottom.
07:31Oh, wow.
07:32Thank you so much.
07:33It's just fun to read you.
07:34Not too much.
07:35From the start of this competition, Ebony and I have been, like, joined at the hip.
07:38Honestly, I just think we've grown a really close bond.
07:41Sister, this is why I like you.
07:43Like, you a real life bitch.
07:44So we definitely do not want to go against each other because that means that one of us is in the bottom.
07:49I feel like we really got to make sure we both survive this week.
07:51Yes.
07:52To get into top six, low-key.
07:54We're kind of leading the path.
07:56Which is why it's important not to stumble now.
07:59We're looked at even finer because two people are going home.
08:02We've also never gone to the bottom, either of us.
08:04So I feel like there is, like, a little bit of, like, pressure.
08:06And also, like, you know, people are looking a little sideways.
08:09And I'm sure they would love to see us fall.
08:12I am worried if I do land in the bottom, people are going to be like,
08:16Oh, well, this is my chance to get right now.
08:18Oh, wait, the girls are stretching.
08:19Girl, look at them try to show off.
08:21Stretching is probably the most important thing, and I don't do it enough.
08:24Oh, girl, same.
08:25I'll do it before every show.
08:27Hold on, let me see how far I can go.
08:28Oh, girl, I'm pushing it.
08:30Is this good?
08:31It's OK.
08:50Have a girl put the base in your walk.
08:53Head to toe, let your whole body talk.
08:57Welcome to the main stage of Canada's Drag Race.
09:03Tonight, we're keeping it in the family.
09:06Now, a lot of people don't know this,
09:08but she's actually my cousin, twice removed.
09:11It's Tracy Melshor.
09:12Ooh, I got Grandma's eyes, and you got Grandma's thighs.
09:17Not much of a thigh.
09:18And she's the sister I always wanted.
09:21It's the Rain Fox.
09:23Obviously, you're a much, much younger sister.
09:26I'm telling Mom.
09:28This week, our queens battle it out in the slayoffs.
09:32Eight enter, but only six will survive.
09:35Racers, start your engines.
09:38And may the best drag queen win.
09:45Are y'all ready for volume three
09:47of the Canada's Drag Race lip sync slayoffs?
09:50Yes!
09:52Well, I hope you're tucked, plucked,
09:54and ready to not fuck it up.
09:58Tonight, one of you will be named
10:00our lip sync assassin of the season.
10:03And two, yes, two queens will sashay away.
10:09There will be three rounds.
10:12If you win your first lip sync, you will advance.
10:15But if you lose, you will automatically land in the bottom
10:20and may be up for elimination.
10:23You may all step to the back of the stage.
10:27Let your lip syncs be legendary,
10:29and may your wigs stay on.
10:32When Serain selects your name, you will pick your song.
10:38Our first queen is...
10:41Sammy Landry!
10:43Last week's winner.
10:47And this week's winner.
10:49Oh!
10:50Your choices for the first round are
10:52Shut Up and Kiss Me by Fifi Dobson.
10:55I'm Alive by Celine Dion.
10:57Feel Good by Charlotte Cardin.
10:59And It's Okay, I'm Okay by Tate McRae.
11:02There are really good choices.
11:04The world is my oyster,
11:06but I want the good oyster.
11:09I'm going with Celine.
11:11And she's dressed for it, too.
11:13Let's see.
11:14Let's get to our next name.
11:16And the next queen, Saltina Shaker!
11:23Ooh.
11:24All right, come on down, Saltina.
11:27What to choose?
11:30I could choose to go against Sammy,
11:32but, you know, she has a gown on,
11:34and she's giving Celine.
11:36Ooh!
11:37Do I smell bad?
11:40Yes.
11:41I'm going to go over here with my mullet
11:42and choose a rocker song.
11:44You have chosen
11:45Shut Up and Kiss Me by Fifi Dobson.
11:48Work.
11:49Our next queen is...
11:52Maya Fox!
11:54Another fox.
11:56Anna Green Gables looks different this week, right?
11:58It's good timing.
11:59All the songs are still open.
12:00I have the option to choose two of my opponents,
12:03and I'm weighing my options here.
12:05This one matches my outfit.
12:08Do we want to do slow and sexy?
12:10Do we want to do something funny?
12:13Or do I want to go up against my sister?
12:15Ooh!
12:16Ooh!
12:17Wow!
12:18Well, yes!
12:19I've seen her perform in the past.
12:20I think I can take her.
12:21Let's do it.
12:22Shut Up and Kiss Me by Fifi Dobson
12:24is officially off the table.
12:25That song is so good.
12:27Let's keep it rolling right along, Serene.
12:29The next queen is...
12:31Van Gogh.
12:32Woo!
12:33The girl didn't want to be last.
12:35Thank God.
12:37I want to shut up and kiss me.
12:40Now, I don't really know what I'm going to do.
12:43My second choice is I'm Alive,
12:45but am I really going to take Sami on
12:48in a comedy Celine song?
12:50She's literally fucking French.
12:52French people just have a connection with Celine.
12:54This is French.
12:58I'm feeling it.
12:59Let's get bilingual.
13:00All right.
13:01You have chosen Feel Good by Charlotte Cardin.
13:05I'm a little nervous picking a song with an empty spot
13:08because I don't know who my opponent's going to be,
13:10but I'm praying it's someone that I can beat.
13:12Serene, who is next?
13:15The next queen...
13:19is Ebony LaBelle.
13:21Ooh!
13:22Come on, Ebony.
13:23Right?
13:25I am alive.
13:28Yes, you are.
13:32I'm really debating between
13:33It's Okay, I'm Okay and Feel Good.
13:35I know I could fuck up the Feel Good lip sync
13:39and just slay it,
13:40but my alliance sister Van is there,
13:43so I don't really know if I should do that.
13:46You know what my first choice was?
13:48What?
13:50Sister.
13:51Let's do it.
13:52All right.
13:55Ebony, why are you picking me?
13:56I thought we had a deal.
13:57You gagged me.
13:59It's heating up in here.
14:00All right, Feel Good by Charlotte Cardin.
14:02I have to be a little bit selfish.
14:04Sorry to my sister sister.
14:06Tonight we're giving rock.
14:09You're going down.
14:11The next is...
14:14Caramel.
14:16Wow.
14:17Thank God, because we were cutting down, girl,
14:19and I was getting a little stressed out.
14:22No.
14:24I'm going to be so real with you guys.
14:26I only heard of Celine Dion when I started watching this show,
14:28so, like...
14:30I got to stick to my roof.
14:32Well, yes.
14:33It's okay, I'm okay by Tate McCray.
14:37Two queens left.
14:38Not again.
14:40It's going to be...
14:43PM.
14:44Yes!
14:46I didn't get picked last.
14:48Wow.
14:50Oh.
14:51My.
14:52Gosh.
14:53What a decision.
14:55Do I want to dance down with you this early in the day?
15:00No.
15:01Go here.
15:03Work.
15:04Work.
15:05It's the battle of the sisters here.
15:06Yeah.
15:07Sammy, I am so sorry.
15:08I know we are in this Queer-Do-Weird-Do alliance,
15:10but I need to win.
15:12I know I can do this.
15:14Gags.
15:15And the last queen is...
15:17Velma Jones.
15:20What I am going to choose.
15:24Well, Tate it will be.
15:27Maybe she could kill this song.
15:28Maybe she can double, triple, backflip to the back of the stage.
15:31Girl, I don't fucking know.
15:33But I know this song is my bread and butter,
15:34and I'm going to give it my everything.
15:36And there we have it.
15:40Remember, only the winners will advance,
15:42and the losers will automatically be in the bottom.
15:48Two queens stand before us.
15:54This is your chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination.
16:01Saltina girl, you better not mess with this beast from the East,
16:04because when I'm done with you, you're going home in a lobster trap.
16:06Maya girl, I don't know why you picked me, but you're about to get a salty surprise.
16:11Good luck.
16:14And don't fuck it up.
16:18I'm ready.
16:19Let's go.
16:20Let's go.
16:21Let's go.
16:23Let's go.
16:25Let's go.
16:26Oh!
16:27Did I get you on a bad day?
16:31You're so sour in the best way
16:34I wanna waste my time on you
16:38I chased tequila shots with champagne
16:40The perfect fix for every heart break
16:44So here's to nothing left to lose
16:48Want you to let go
16:51And maybe get some
16:54Why don't you lose control
16:57And get emotional, yeah, yeah, yeah
17:00Give me a little taste
17:02My lips, your face
17:06My place, your place
17:09Don't make me wait
17:13Shut up and kiss me
17:15Shut up and kiss me
17:19Lemon peel, orange rind
17:23Sweet and kind of bitter
17:25On the rocks, I'm a cat-fly
17:29Full throttle twister
17:31Lemon peel, orange rind
17:36Sweet and kind of bitter
17:37On the rocks, I'm a cat-fly
17:39Full throttle twister
17:40Even on a bad day
17:43Sour in the best way
17:46Give me a little taste
17:56Mine is your face
18:00My place, your place
18:03Don't make me wait
18:07Shut up and kiss me
18:08Give me a little taste
18:10Mine is your face
18:14My place, your place
18:17Don't make me wait
18:21Yes, baby
18:24Oh, they ate that
18:27Saltina, shake her
18:29You're giving me so much edge
18:31I couldn't take my eyes off of you
18:34Saltina, you have such an ease about you
18:36When you perform
18:36And it was really fun to watch you
18:38Just kind of set the stage on fire
18:40I also loved how you took up the stage
18:43This dynamic play between the both of you
18:45Where I try to even one-up someone
18:47With the same exact move
18:48I loved that
18:48And I think you look amazing
18:50Maya, I had no idea
18:52You had all of that in you
18:53You're a little sex kitten
18:55Hey
18:55You're giving me Brittany Circa Circus
18:59Okay
18:59Yeah, I'm here for it
19:00Top star energy
19:01Woo, we're off to a good start
19:03Queens, we have made our decision
19:05Saltina, shake her
19:09Congratulations, you are the winner of this layoff
19:12You will advance to the next round
19:14And battle the winner of our next showdown
19:16Thank you
19:19Maya Fox, my dear
19:21I'm sorry, but you lost your battle
19:23You may step to the back of the stage
19:25Thank you
19:25It's time for our next battle
19:32Sammy Landry versus PM
19:35Sammy, you may look like Celine
19:39But you're going down, you little bitch
19:41You big bitch
19:43You tall bitch
19:44I'm about to wipe the stage
19:48With this insane clown pussy
19:50Alright PM, shall we go for it?
19:54Woo!
19:56Thank you very much
19:58Thank you
20:00Well
20:03I just wanted to
20:06To take a moment tonight
20:08To thank you all
20:09For being here
20:10Thank you for giving us the chance
20:12To perform for you
20:13What a treat
20:14Thank you
20:15Shall we go for it?
20:21I can't wait to fly
20:37Oh, I'm alive
20:41Oh yeah
20:42Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
20:47Yeah, yeah, yeah
20:47Okay, go
20:48Yeah
20:50When you call on me
20:57That's right
20:58When I hear you breathe
21:02I can't wait to fly
21:06I feel that I'm alive
21:09And so are you
21:10When you knock at me
21:15I can touch the sky
21:20And learn all that
21:22I'm alive
21:23Oh yes
21:24How are you feeling, Jeanette?
21:26Yes
21:26How about over there?
21:30Hey guys, how about there?
21:33Oh, come on
21:34Let me hear you all
21:35Hey, hey
21:38That I'll be the one
21:40Stating by
21:42Through good and through trying times
21:46It's only begun
21:49I can't wait for the rest of my life
21:55Give me five
21:56Yes, sir!
21:57When you call on me
22:00When you call on me
22:02When you reach for me
22:04When you reach for me
22:07I can't wait to fly
22:09I feel that I can bless the day
22:14When you bless, you bless the day
22:16I just dreamt your way
22:18I just dreamt your way
22:21Oh my world is that
22:23God knows that
22:25I'm alive
22:27Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
22:29I can't wait to fly
22:33God knows that
22:35We're in love
22:37We sure are!
22:42Hey!
22:45Wow!
22:47My face physically hurts from smiling
22:49I got exactly what I was expecting from this lip sync
22:53Which was a bunch of idiocy
22:54Sammy, you just really took ownership of this whole stage
23:01I felt like it was in Vegas
23:03I could not handle the beginning
23:05When you just started
23:06Like deep squat
23:08I don't know
23:09I was not expecting it at all
23:11When you did the whole
23:12That was hysterical
23:16And yeah, it was nice to see you
23:18Give us this grand diva-esque performance
23:20While still giving us some laughs in there
23:23NPM, I loved
23:25How you kind of worked the space around Sammy
23:28You were very spatially aware as a dancer
23:30Which I appreciated
23:32I loved the jumps
23:33I loved when you used the backstage
23:34And I laughed the whole time
23:36So thank you for that
23:37Queens, we have made our decision
23:39Sammy Landry
23:44Congratulations
23:45You will advance to the next round
23:47Thank you
23:49Thank you so much
23:50PM, I'm sorry my dear
23:53You may step to the back of the stage
23:55Thank you
23:56A great job
23:57I am feeling very sad in this moment
24:02It sucks knowing that I am not going to be the winner this week
24:05And that I have landed myself in the bottom
24:07Next up, it's Van Gogh versus Ebony LaBelle
24:14Ebony's my girl and I love her
24:17But now she's my enemy and I gotta take that bitch down
24:20Van Gogh, listen, take your moment and have fun on the stage
24:25Because I will be advancing
24:27For the next round
24:30There's my hand in the window
24:33Titanic
24:33Titanic
24:34There's things I wouldn't ever know
24:36Piramides
24:39And I had to fall at you
24:41Italie
24:42I always hear the sound of your voice
24:46That invites me
24:47My love
24:49I've been away
24:51Now I'm back to you
24:53Titanic
24:54You make me feel good
24:58Thomas, you're my guy
25:00Insomne dans le taxi
25:02C'est vraiment super sexy
25:04You make me feel nice
25:07Ressent every time
25:09Cheap, don't see me if one
25:11If you want me, deal more
25:13You make me feel good
25:15You make me feel good
25:20On arrive à la falaise
25:25Iconique
25:26Plus y'a temps j'ai plus
25:28J'me sens à l'aise
25:29Ironique
25:30Et j'ai pensé mourir avec toi
25:33Si I need
25:35J'entends toujours le son de ta voix
25:38Qui m'invite mon amour
25:41I've been away
25:43Now I'm back to you
25:45To tell you
25:47You make me feel good
25:50Thomas, you're my guy
25:52Insomne dans le taxi
25:54C'est vraiment super sexy
25:56You make me feel nice
25:59Ressent every time
26:01Cheap, don't see me if one
26:03If you want me, deal more
26:05You make me feel good
26:07Thomas, you're my guy
26:09Insomne dans le taxi
26:11C'est vraiment super sexy
26:14You make me feel nice
26:16Ressent every time
26:18Cheap, don't see me if one
26:20You make me feel good
26:24You make me feel good
26:29You make me feel good
26:33You make me feel good
26:38You make me feel good
26:41Yeah !
26:42That was steamy
26:47Come on, French song on Canada's Drag Race
26:50We live !
26:51Ben, it was really amazing to see you in this look
26:55in your makeup and then have this like gentle fierceness.
26:58You have such an amazing presence
27:02and that just came through powerful, sensual at times.
27:06I haven't seen you perform yet
27:08because last time I was performing with you.
27:09I just saw your wig in the corner.
27:10Right, exactly.
27:12So it's nice to actually be able to sit here
27:13and watch you perform and you're a wonderful performer.
27:15Ebony Labelle giving me sultry.
27:19When Van came over to you,
27:20you just like naturally picked it up.
27:22It really got hot in her.
27:25You're magnetic.
27:26This was a kind of song that was made for you.
27:29Every time you went into the, what is that called?
27:31The little booty slide.
27:32Oh, the 2025 worm.
27:34Yes, the 2025 worm.
27:36I loved it.
27:37I really felt how intentional your movements were.
27:40And again, there's this confidence in the subtlety
27:43that is, yeah, it's really effing hot, so.
27:47Great job.
27:48Queens, we have made our decision.
27:50Ebony Labelle, good-rag-ulations.
27:55Woo-hoo!
27:57We'll see you in round two.
27:58Thank you so much.
28:00Van Gogh, my dear, I'm sorry,
28:01but you have lost your battle.
28:03You may both step to the back of the stage.
28:05I love you so much.
28:07You too.
28:08I love you.
28:08I love you.
28:09I love you.
28:10Go kill that winner.
28:11It's time for our final battle of round one.
28:18Caramilk versus Velma Jones.
28:21Caramilk, I love you, girl, but this one, I wanted so bad.
28:26It's time for me to take out the Lip Sync Assassin.
28:29I sent two of my friends home, and that was really hard.
28:32But Velma's not really, like, a friend.
28:34So easy.
28:36Not sorry about it.
28:41Hey, guys.
28:46She was so excited.
28:48You got him locked down.
28:50You're moving like I did.
28:52Before I found out.
28:54It ain't just a pretty face talker.
28:56Good with his money, close to his mother.
28:58You're seeing what's out it.
29:00You got her right now.
29:02And she'd be like, he's so perfect.
29:04I'd be like, I'm proposing.
29:06Nobody got misnames.
29:08But baby, I've been out.
29:10You're right in the same position.
29:13So baby, don't get this twisted.
29:15I don't know if the girl made me miss it.
29:17It got me serious.
29:19It's OK.
29:20I'm OK.
29:21Hit him in the first place.
29:22It's OK.
29:23I'm OK.
29:24It's OK.
29:25I'm OK.
29:26I don't really gotta say.
29:27It's OK.
29:28Anyway.
29:29Anyway.
29:30Anyway.
29:31You can have him anyway.
29:32Anyway.
29:36We're such a romantic.
29:39You got me like that.
29:40Some monsters on the place.
29:43Now I can go near that.
29:45And she'd be like, he's so perfect
29:47I'd be like, I'm a loser
29:49Nobody got misnourished
29:51But baby, I've been there
29:53You're right in the same position
29:55So baby, don't get this twisted
29:57Nothing gonna make me miss it
30:00Got misnourished
30:01It's okay, I'm okay
30:02Had him in the first place
30:04It's okay, I'm okay
30:05It's okay, I'm okay
30:07I don't really gotta say it's okay
30:08You can have him anyway
30:10Anyway
30:12You can have him anyway
30:14Anyway
30:16It's okay, I'm okay
30:19Had him in the first place
30:20It's okay, I'm okay
30:21It's okay, I'm okay
30:23I don't really gotta say it's okay
30:25You can have him anyway
30:27Anyway
30:29You can have him anyway
30:31Anyway
30:33I don't want me
30:38Wait, girl, take her
30:39I don't want me
30:42Wait, girl, take her
30:43I don't want me
30:46I ain't gotta take her
30:48I don't
30:49I don't
30:50I don't
30:51I don't
30:53It's okay, it's okay
30:55Take her
30:56I don't
30:58I don't want to work at all.
31:02Work!
31:04Work, bitch.
31:06Two pop girlies stand before me.
31:08Who knew?
31:09Well, I knew from you.
31:10I didn't know from you.
31:11Silva Jones?
31:13You quietly revealed this sexy energy.
31:17I was here for it.
31:18I really enjoyed your performance.
31:20When you jumped into this place, you're like,
31:21it's okay, it's okay, it's fine.
31:23I love that, because there was a little bit of you in there.
31:25I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess this is not a song
31:27you would typically perform.
31:29Uh, no.
31:30You can absolutely perform this kind of music.
31:32It was a great, great lip sync.
31:34Caramel, I think you really understand your body,
31:37so I could see you.
31:38You know what looks great.
31:39You know what's gonna be like, pfft.
31:41You're red hot.
31:42We've seen you lip sync several times so far
31:44in this competition, and you always...
31:46We have!
31:48Not my first rodeo.
31:49Let me get to the good part.
31:51And you always deliver a powerhouse performance.
31:54You came out of the gate serving body,
31:57serving confidence, serving choreo.
31:59Fabulous.
32:01Queens, we have made our decision.
32:06Caramel, congratulations.
32:11You've advanced to the semifinals.
32:15Velma, I'm sorry, my dear, but you lost your battle.
32:19You may move to the back of the stage.
32:21Welcome to the semifinals.
32:29First up, it's Saltina Shaker versus Sammy Landry.
32:36Good luck, and don't ya fuck it up.
32:40Get up!
32:51// I know you like me.
32:54// I know you do.
32:57// I know you do.
32:59// That's why whenever I come around,
33:01// she's on over you.
33:04// I know you want it.
33:07// I know you want it.
33:08// I know you want it.
33:09It's easy to see, and in the back of your mind, I know you should be with me.
33:23Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
33:27Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
33:31Don't you?
33:34Don't you, baby?
33:35Don't you?
33:36Don't you wish your girlfriend was raw like me?
33:43Don't you wish your girlfriend was fun like me?
33:47Don't you?
33:51Don't you?
33:55I know I'm on your mind, I know we'd have a good time.
33:59I'm your friend, I'm fun and I'm fine.
34:02I ain't lying.
34:04Look at me, you ain't lying.
34:11I know I'm on your mind.
34:13I know we'd have a good time.
34:15I'm your friend, I'm fun and I'm fine.
34:19I ain't lying.
34:21Look at me, you ain't lying.
34:24Baby, next lifetime.
34:28Baby, next lifetime.
34:29Baby, next lifetime.
34:30Possibly.
34:31Possibly.
34:32Possibly.
34:33Possibly.
34:34Until then, old friend.
34:37You're so eager to stay with me.
34:39Hot.
34:41Hot.
34:42Hot.
34:43Don't you wish your girlfriend was hot like me?
34:46Oh.
34:47Don't you wish your girlfriend was a freak like me?
34:50Like me?
34:51Don't you?
34:54Don't you, baby?
34:55Don't you?
34:56Don't you?
34:57Yes!
34:58Bye.
34:59Baby.
35:00One of my favorite tracks of all time and y'all really did the damn thing.
35:08So, Tina, you were sultry and electric, you just really embodied this whole song.
35:17I love the hairography, I love some good floor work and I could tell you were really kind
35:21of locked in and like laser focused.
35:23And Sammy Landry, to me this was drunk aunt at a wedding, after a couple white wine spritzers
35:28on the dance floor, I thought it was so much fun to watch, I find you so entertaining.
35:33I felt like this outfit, the hair, is this moment back in time.
35:38Just a little bit trashy, and a little bit sexy.
35:40A little bit?
35:41Just a little bit.
35:42A little bit?
35:43Just a little bit.
35:44A little bit.
35:45Okay, so it was all trash and sass and I love me some of that.
35:49Queens, we have made our decision.
35:55Saltina Shaker, gondragulations.
36:00You will advance to the final round.
36:02Yes.
36:04Sammy Landry, you are safe.
36:07And alive.
36:08You may both step to the back of the stage.
36:16Our second semi-final is Ebony LaBelle versus Caramel.
36:24Good luck and don't fuck it up.
36:26This ain't gonna be easy.
36:28Work, work, work, work, work, work, work, work.
36:31You got it?
36:33You got it?
36:35Put it in.
36:36Good work.
36:43Hey!
36:46Hey!
36:51Hey!
36:52Hey!
36:56Hey!
37:00Hey!
37:04Hey!
37:14Hey!
37:16Hey!
37:18Hey!
37:20Hey!
37:24Hey!
37:26Hey!
37:28You can do what you do, I forget it
37:29Don't come around, you won't do it now
37:32You gotta get it all the way in
37:33I wanna stay the way
37:34I ain't expecting no excuses, baby
37:36Don't break up out of the left of you, baby
37:39Better blow me away, make a girl wanna stay
37:42And just fight for another round
37:43Can you give your chance to prove
37:46Don't forget your hope
37:48That's the mental of me
37:52What it is
37:54Get it, baby, chicken, baby, get it
37:55Do it, baby
37:58Ben, it's fast
38:00鳃 a baby
38:01Birthday
38:02Put it in, put it in, put it in
38:05Do it to do it, baby, get it Agatar
38:07All the way in
38:08Here we go
38:10Drink it, drink it, baby, get it
38:12Yeah, come around, get one little time
38:18Don't let home around, get it all the way in
38:20I wanna see ya whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip, whip.
38:26Oh, bitch.
38:32As somebody who was in a Kelly Rowland video, I feel like I can speak on this.
38:35Yes, thank you, thank you.
38:37This performance, Avenue La Belle, giving us different styles of dance, serving pop princess.
38:44I could watch you for hours.
38:47You know exactly what you're doing when you're doing it.
38:50It's just magical to watch.
38:52This beginning, you put your leg out,
38:54and it was bam, right there.
38:55It's not the front or the back of the beat.
38:57It's right in the center, and that's star quality.
39:00Caramilk, once again, you don't disappoint.
39:04This gold number, I'm gonna age myself,
39:06but anybody out there knows, remembers Darcelle,
39:08number five, dance fever.
39:10That's what you're giving me.
39:11Google it, kids.
39:13You have worked for your booking fee this evening.
39:16Well, yeah.
39:17I never for a moment was taken out of this performance.
39:20I think that you just worked out of that performance.
39:24Queens, we have made our decision.
39:30Ebony LaBelle, good-drag-a-lations.
39:36We'll see you in the finals.
39:38Yes, you will.
39:40Caramilk, great job.
39:42Thank you so much.
39:43You are safe.
39:44Ooh, ooh, ooh.
39:49Welcome to the final round.
39:52It's Saltina Shaker versus Ebony LaBelle.
39:58Choose your fighter.
40:03Two queens stand before us.
40:05This is your chance to prove that you are the lip-sync assassin of the season.
40:16The time has come for you to lip-sync for the win!
40:24Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
40:27Check it out, going out on the late night.
40:41Looking tight, feeling nice.
40:43It's a cockfight.
40:45I can tell.
40:46I just know that it's going down tonight.
40:49At the door, we don't wait, cause we know them.
40:55At the bar, six shots just beginning.
40:58That's when dickhead puts his hands on me.
41:02But you see...
41:05I'm not here for your entertainment.
41:08You don't really want to mess with me tonight.
41:12Just stop and take a second.
41:15I was fine before you walked into my life.
41:19Cause you know it's over, before it began.
41:25Keep your drink, just give me the money.
41:29It's just you in your hand tonight.
41:36Break, break, break, break, break, break it down.
41:39We're in the corner with you boys, you better fight bugs.
41:43You get the girl that just walked in, but she thinks you suck.
41:46We didn't get all dressed up just for you to see.
41:49Quit spilling your drinks on me, yeah.
41:54You know who you are.
41:55High-fiving, talking shit, but you're going home alone, aren't you?
41:59Cause I'm not here for your entertainment.
42:03You don't really want to mess with me tonight.
42:06Just stop, just stop and take a second.
42:10I was fine before you walked into my life.
42:13Cause you know it's over, cause you know it's over, before it began.
42:18Keep your drink, just give me the money.
42:23It's just you in your hand tonight.
42:26I'm not here for your entertainment.
42:29You don't really want to mess with me tonight.
42:34Just stop and take a second.
42:36Just stop and take a second.
42:37I was fine before you walked into my life.
42:41Cause you know it's over, before it began.
42:46Keep your drink, just give me the money.
42:50It's just you in your hand tonight.
42:53Queens, we have reached a decision.
43:10Ebony LaBelle, congratulations.
43:13Yes.
43:14Oh my God.
43:15You are the winner of the Lip Sync Slayoffs.
43:19That's motherfucking right.
43:21You have won $5,000 cash, courtesy of the men's room and the drink.
43:30Saltina Shaker, phenomenal job this week.
43:34You should be so proud.
43:35I am.
43:36You may join the others.
43:38Make it girl.
43:40I love you too.
43:42Would the bottom four queens please step forward?
43:51Velma Jones, Maya Fox, PM and Van Gogh.
43:56You all lost your lip syncs and are up for elimination.
44:00Ebony LaBelle, you have earned the power of the Golden Beaver.
44:05Granting you the ability to save one of the bottom queens from lip syncing for their lives.
44:10Three queens will lip sync and two will go home.
44:14You hold the fate of your sisters in your hands.
44:20You may all leave the stage.
44:23Oh, yes!
44:24Oh my God, y'all, the Slayoffs!
44:29Yes!
44:30The Slayoffs!
44:31Congrats to Miss Ebony.
44:33Congratulations!
44:34All those things I was trying to prove, all those people back home and to myself like,
44:40y'all don't understand how proud I am of myself.
44:43You should be.
44:44Coming from a small town, I'm just always comparing my drag to others.
44:47There was a little part of me that thought that I couldn't do it.
44:50I'm just happy to show myself that like, girl, you gotta stop counting yourself though.
44:55You're actually really extremely talented.
44:58I had so much fun with you, all of us.
45:01This was so special.
45:02I was so close to that win.
45:05But, you know, I'm feeling aligned.
45:08I got exactly what I needed from it and I'm fucking proud of myself.
45:12People know what a Saltina show is now, baby.
45:14So, come on.
45:16It's gaggy that there's four of y'all in the bottom this week.
45:20I just want to hear from everyone what their thoughts are, why I should pick you,
45:25because y'all all did really fucking sick thing.
45:27Ebony's talked about being a strategic player in this game
45:30and the only other person who has two wins is Miss Van.
45:33So, will she make a strategic move here and potentially help me out in this situation?
45:37I think I did a good job today.
45:39I don't think I did bad.
45:40My track record has been really, really strong.
45:42You and I, I feel like we've helped each other in these challenges each week.
45:46I have so much more fight.
45:47I need to be here.
45:48I'm the only person here that's actively in the East Coast performing.
45:52And people back home don't think that they can do something like this.
45:56And I know that me being here is so important for that.
45:59Well, um...
46:02Girl, put up a fight.
46:03Girl, I'm not used to being in the bottom. Sorry.
46:05I've been doing so fucking well in this competition.
46:07I have literally been eating up every single fucking challenge every week.
46:10I'm the only person in the room with two wins other than you now.
46:12I still feel like I did good this week.
46:14I know I should be here.
46:15I know I could fucking win this whole fucking thing.
46:17Because I am that fucking bitch.
46:19Like, bitch, period.
46:20I'm that fucking bitch.
46:21And if there's a sewing challenge in the future, I'll help you.
46:24That's it.
46:25That's my scissor sister.
46:27And I think she's gonna use the beaver on me.
46:29I mean, at least I hope she is.
46:31If I didn't use the beaver on you this week,
46:33and you had to fight in the bottom,
46:35you gonna hate me?
46:37That would actually really, really hurt.
46:38We have developed a really strong relationship here.
46:41And I know if the world was reversed, I would have saved you no question.
46:44Girl, I said two day one, I said,
46:47I will have alliance with a ton of people,
46:48but you're the only person I'll really be honest with
46:50and actually keep that with.
46:51And bitch, I added myself.
46:53But I meant it.
46:55I really didn't mean it.
46:56Ebony, you've been talking about taking out threats.
46:59Your best friend is a threat.
47:01Do it, bitch.
47:02Velma?
47:03How can I say that I want this so bad again and again?
47:07And this is so not what I want to be my last performance here, of course.
47:12I think I was just left off with this choice today,
47:15and I did the best I could.
47:17The fact that I was picked last, it's not fair,
47:19and maybe she will do the same thing as Van did with PM and save me because of that.
47:26I am feeling very, very low right now and I can't deny it.
47:32I am very upset with what just happened.
47:36I love to perform and I feel like that just got broke.
47:43It is bringing me back to all the many no's I've gotten over the years,
47:47and I feel like dance is who I am.
47:49And it's really making me question this thing that I love the most in life.
47:55I feel your sadness, but bitch, you fucking turned it.
47:59You did.
48:00Sammy, I don't know how you didn't shit your pants.
48:02It's just a little stinky.
48:05I'm considering my alliances, I'm considering track record,
48:08I'm considering what these girls are telling me.
48:10I'm just, girl, I'm...
48:13I'd like to hear from everyone else.
48:17Please help me.
48:18Van, you are sickening and based off track record, I would save you.
48:22But I feel like tonight and also just based on being a performer,
48:25like I resonate a lot with what you said.
48:27I feel like I would have felt the exact same way.
48:29So for that reason, I would save you.
48:31Honestly, Velma seeing you like this is like literally killing me.
48:36I mean, obviously I can't imagine what it's feeling like for you.
48:39Seeing you in your head, I was there.
48:44All these new things that you're trying, you are succeeding in.
48:48And I want you to believe it like I do now.
48:51So I would save Velma.
48:54Wait, wait, Van's giving me a little smirk.
48:57What do you think?
48:58Girl, do your thing.
48:59No, but what do you think?
49:00I think that's fucking bullshit.
49:01Why?
49:02Because you fucking sit in here like track record, track record,
49:04track record, because I have the fucking best track record
49:05on the fucking bottom.
49:06And you're going to sit there and be like,
49:07oh, let's save Velma again.
49:08And I get that she feels fucking down,
49:10but you were also the one that sat back here week fucking two
49:13and said the person with the most fucking fight.
49:15And you're telling me that that's the person you would save?
49:17Mm-hmm.
49:18Girl, whatever.
49:19Saltina, girl, shut the fuck up.
49:22First it's I want to see the person with the most fight save Hazel.
49:25Now it's Velma needs lifting up.
49:27She needs it.
49:28We can't keep rewarding potential.
49:30Girl, what is this fucking Canada charity race?
49:33Like your own logic was fight and track record.
49:36Yeah.
49:37When you were in this position.
49:38And now you're turning all around and you're saying,
49:40I'm going to say Velma who has the least amount of fight
49:42and feels the most defeated.
49:43You have always said your reasoning is this, that's that,
49:45and the other thing.
49:46And just switch up.
49:47I feel like in this moment it's fucking crazy,
49:50but you live with it.
49:52But that was week two.
49:53And I see she has fights.
49:54She's trying.
49:55I'm not talking about you Velma.
49:56I'm saying her reasoning was,
49:57I see Velma is defeated right now.
49:59You just said that.
50:00You literally just said that.
50:01But that's what you said.
50:02That's what she was saying.
50:03That's what you just fucking said.
50:04It's really selfish from Van.
50:06Can you just like, let me have this moment, please?
50:09Maybe it's my last.
50:10So I would appreciate that.
50:12Do you not see how much I've grown throughout this competition
50:15since the beginning?
50:16Of course my opinions.
50:17Of course all these things are going to change.
50:19If you want me in the bottom because you think I'm a threat
50:21or you think this, whatever, just fucking say that.
50:23Just fucking say that.
50:24No, that's not the truth.
50:26That's not who I am.
50:27Cool.
50:28Velma has a connection with me.
50:30I see her right now.
50:31I see her in her head and I want to make my friend feel better.
50:35I would save Velma for that reason.
50:38And I think it's hypocritical.
50:39Van has been a very cutthroat player in this game,
50:42talking about taking out top competition,
50:44talking about pitting friends against each other
50:47and really playing this game strategically.
50:49Girl, fuck who did the worst.
50:50Fuck who did the best.
50:51The two of you are in the fucking bottom.
50:53I have the power and I'm going to decide what I feel is right.
50:55For her to try to play this card right now,
50:57I think is a little hypocritical.
50:59Van Gogh, I don't know.
51:01We had a really good kiki in the beginning.
51:03You keep cutting people off, you know?
51:06And to me, if I would have had the beaver this week,
51:09I wouldn't use it on you
51:10because you just kind of zoned in on Ebony
51:12and you're like, fuck everyone else.
51:14I've been a lot of things in this competition.
51:16I've been a bitch.
51:17I've been nice.
51:18I've been a sister.
51:19But something you can never say that I haven't been
51:22is a liar or dishonest.
51:24I have said everything to all of your fucking faces.
51:28I literally told you all I fucking had a line to start,
51:31and I still put her in the fucking bottom.
51:32Even last week, when you were in the bottom,
51:34I sat on that fucking couch and I said,
51:36I would personally say Saltina because you're doing the best,
51:39but, devil on my shoulder,
51:41it'd be fun to see her lifting against Taramook,
51:43but I still gave you your fucking props
51:44and I still set you with the best fucking track record.
51:46I'm looking at a friend right now.
51:48I'm giving her her flowers.
51:49If you want your flowers, I will give them to you.
51:52Girl, fuck this place.
51:53Like, bitch, if there's one thing I love more than winning,
51:56it's revenge.
51:57Ooh, girl.
51:58If I ever get the fucking beaver and saltinas in the fucking bottom,
52:01it's not even a fucking question.
52:02You're never fucking getting it from me.
52:04Ever.
52:05Well, bitches, lip-sinkers,
52:07this is gonna be really fucking hard.
52:09There's a lot of emotion here tonight.
52:11I just have to make a motherfucking decision.
52:14Y'all, the tension was already rough.
52:16Girl, they are at each other.
52:18I am playing with my heart and what I feel is best for me.
52:23You know, Miss Ebony likes to keep the girls on their toes.
52:26Girl, if I'm gaggy boots,
52:28I'ma just make a gaggy boot decision, okay?
52:37Welcome back.
52:38Ebony LaBelle, heavy is the hand that holds the beaver.
52:42Who are you saving from the chomping block?
52:44You guys all did amazing tonight,
52:47and I want to see a fight on that stage
52:49from each and every one of you.
52:51I am going to choose
52:55my sister, Van Gogh.
53:00We'll all be damned.
53:01Thank you for being one of the only
53:02real-ass fucking bitches in here.
53:04Van Gogh, you are out of the woods this week.
53:07You may step to the back of the stage.
53:09Good luck, y'all.
53:12Girl, save it.
53:15Thank you so much.
53:16Maya Fox, PM, and Velma Jones.
53:19I'm sorry, but this means that you are all up for elimination.
53:22Three queens stand before us.
53:25Prior to tonight, you were asked to prepare a lip sync performance
53:29of Sweet Surrender by Sarah McLachlan.
53:31This is your last chance to impress us and save yourself from elimination.
53:38The time has come for you to lip sync for your life.
53:46Good luck, and don't fuck it up.
53:58Doesn't mean much.
54:01It doesn't mean anything at all.
54:07The life I've left behind me is a cooling across the last line.
54:20From where I can return, where every step I took in faith betrayed me.
54:32And let me fall my home.
54:39Sweet Surrender is all that I can give.
54:57Sweet Surrender is all that I can give.
55:14And I don't understand the touch of your hand.
55:24I would be the one to fall.
55:31Doesn't mean much.
55:35It doesn't mean anything at all.
55:41The life I've left behind me is a cooling.
55:46Sweet Surrender
55:56Surrender is all that I can give.
56:01Sweet Surrender.
56:14I love you so much.
56:28Queens, we have made our decision.
56:33PM.
56:34Shantae, you stay.
56:38You may join the others.
56:41I love you.
56:45Maya, fox on lock from the docks to the seaside, and now the world.
56:52It means so much to be the first Enoch queen here to represent both my province and my culture, and this isn't the last of me, for sure.
56:58Absolutely not.
57:00Now sashay away.
57:01Maya, I love you, Maya.
57:02Yes, Enoch from the north.
57:05What the fox?
57:06Velma Jones, our king of queens, thank you for breaking boundaries here in Canada's drag race, and I cannot wait to see what you do next.
57:17I really enjoy showing you a little bit of me and Johnny.
57:21Not as much as we enjoyed seeing it.
57:23Now sashay away.
57:28This was the last chapter of the drag orchestra to be continued.
57:34It was a hard day.
57:43It was a really hard day, but I hope everybody's proud of me because I'm proud of what I did.
57:49Ben, vraiment, je suis très fière de toi.
57:51T'as représenté la drague québécoise très bien, puis j'espère que toi, t'es fière de toi aussi.
57:58J'espère que Montréal, vous êtes fière de moi, parce que je suis pas mal fière de ce que j'ai fait.
58:02Ben, oui.
58:03On va vous voir à ma dos.
58:04Sous-titrage Société Radio-Canada
58:34Next time on Canada's Drag Race.
58:47Back by popular demand, you'll be designing for Brooklyn Heights.
58:51Oh, yes.
58:52Ben is going to be hearing from me a lot.
58:54I'll help you a little bit, sister, but I got to put the mask on me first.
58:57Sister, I'm going to need your help.
59:00Leg poker.
59:00Girl, I'm not a magician.
59:02Ben, I helped you.
59:03You're really going to have to help me.
59:05You're going to be done your outfit in an hour.
59:08No, I'm not.
59:08I'm getting a little annoyed with Ebony.
59:10Maybe this alliance isn't as sound as I thought it would be.
59:14I don't know.
59:14Man, I don't know.
59:22Man, I don't know.
59:26Man, I don't know.
59:26I don't know.
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