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00:34Daniel
00:44What's happened
00:46Oh
00:48I'm completely driven by driving me to the hotel
00:50Not at all
00:54I had to step over
00:56a homeless chap this morning hey guys oh happy Boxing Day you meeting Daniel yeah
01:05yeah we're gonna take Bertie out on his new bike bonding with the baird things
01:10are hotting up oh it's Adam
01:15Daniel's been attacked
01:26um so that's a great master plan coming on show your pie hole
01:36as if was it Swiss finishing school that you went to raid the room
01:41I wonder what would happen if we binge your anti-rejection meds
01:55you've got a real personality disorder you know that at least I've got a personality
01:59oh come on shut up please just let me open up
02:02come on
02:03the mindlessness of me and Christmas night for heaven's sake I'm okay dad
02:18well there was me dead to the world while you were being brutally attacked
02:22oh well Ken you see it's a good thing that you weren't because otherwise you'd be in next bed
02:26yeah exactly yeah well we were just having a couple of ports and then I hit the hay me and I'll just
02:32assume you've gone up to Megan's I'm sorry it's no one's fault honestly
02:35hey what have they done to you oh it's it looks worse than it actually is trust me
02:42Maggie I'm not stopping I just wanted to clap eyes on you for my own peace of mind
02:49she insisted yeah that was thoughtful so have you and Ava patched things up
02:55let's focus on you did you get a look at the perp
03:00I watch every crime thing going
03:02uh no I didn't I was taking out dad's recycling
03:06um I heard steps approaching
03:09and then I heard him run off next thing he remembers is Evelyn standing over
03:14well at least you're still in one piece
03:18but minus his wallet and watch
03:20awful insult to injury
03:23I love you and leave you
03:26without so much as a bunch of grapes
03:30why did you let me polish off that selection box for brekkie
03:36would it make a blind bit of difference if I said don't
03:40am I in the doghouse
03:43why would you say that
03:45no clue
03:46I don't know you just seem a little cold
03:50well best crack on then
03:56doing business on boxing day
03:58I mean they don't
03:59busy guy
04:00yeah darling I'm gonna do that all right
04:01this is when you steal a march
04:03yeah I didn't have trouble in paradise
04:08no
04:09sorry to disappoint
04:10oh you dropped one
04:12I've seen that one of them before
04:15oh uh yeah
04:17me and James both got out for Christmas
04:19from my mum
04:20you okay
04:21yeah no yeah I'm fine
04:24I'm just a bit frazzled
04:25you know it is
04:25a season to go demented
04:27yeah
04:28yeah
04:29two
04:30two now
04:30well
04:31it seems the way it runs
04:35where did you stay last night
04:39what do you care
04:40chucked out on Christmas night by my firstborn
04:44you left him no choice
04:45as soon as you apologise to Evie
04:47you and I can get back on track
04:48that won't be happening
04:49and if I need anything else
04:56I'll get fella my lad here to fetch it for me
04:58you good nan
04:59I'm just back from the hospital
05:01Megan's Daniel was knocked unconscious last night
05:05left for dead
05:06is he okay
05:07oh you want to chat now do you
05:09the old girl's good for a goss
05:12I give up
05:13Megan's awful worried about him
05:19he was found in the entryway with his head stoved in
05:22they insist on calling it a ginnel
05:25does he know who did it
05:27he has no clue
05:28but his memory isn't proven by the hour
05:31his wallet and watch are gone
05:34is there anything you want to get off your chest son
05:38oi
05:41like a chain of mine
05:43thought I must have done
05:44Abbey found it
05:45oh
05:46yeah
05:47nothing says cheat like a bit of bling down the sofa
05:49but I'm single mate
05:50I'm no cheat
05:50did you do it on purpose
05:52whoa
05:53cocky
05:54no
05:55I didn't
05:55is she onto you?
05:57I don't know
05:57you're a class act
05:59what like you're a choir boy
06:01well I regretted it immediately
06:02you're only out for yourself
06:04why can't I ever remember that
06:05cause you want me
06:07oh but I don't like you though
06:09and that's the goal innit
06:10to find someone who's available
06:12who you fancy
06:13and like
06:13I feel bad for her
06:15she's not your concern
06:16and I'm going to end it soon enough
06:18just don't want to blindside her
06:19especially at Christmas
06:20oh
06:21dead thoughtful
06:21and FYI
06:23we won't
06:24be having any rematches
06:26alright mate
06:28hello
06:31I think
06:33we need a little heart to heart
06:35don't you?
06:39ambassador
06:39looks top dollar
06:41I was a bit off with you yesterday
06:44I figured I owed you one
06:45Amberlynn stayed there
06:48you know
06:48oh well
06:49it's good enough for
06:50one queen of England
06:51oh come on
06:53get it in the calendar
06:54it's Friday the 24th
06:56to Monday the 27th
06:58the eve of the mini break
06:59oh
07:02oh wait
07:03someone's treated me
07:06to the film festival
07:07on that Saturday
07:07it wasn't on there
07:09what
07:10I only found out yesterday
07:11this full smack bang
07:14in the middle
07:15so you're going to let
07:16this hot priest fixation
07:18scupper our five star mini break
07:19what
07:20didn't intend to
07:21oh forget it
07:23forget it
07:25it's
07:25three days in Somerset
07:27not a three line whip
07:28I don't want you
07:29seething with resentment
07:30because you
07:31stuck with me
07:32not some actor
07:33I can tell you
07:34he definitely doesn't know it was me
07:40he has no clue
07:41I wanted to kill him
07:43I don't know what I was thinking
07:45I just lunged at him from behind
07:47and for a minute I thought he'd croaked it
07:50lucky for you he's alive and kicking
07:52but I never robbed him
07:54I panicked and legged it
07:56someone else must have come along
07:58and filled their boots
07:59are you going to tell dad
08:01what do you think
08:02nice one man
08:04don't you nice one nan me
08:06what got into you
08:08why do you hate him so much
08:11he hates me
08:12and I shouldn't have gotten a fail on that mock
08:15and the way you spoke down to yesterday
08:17I just wasn't having it
08:18he could so easily be lying in the morgue now
08:21with his toes tagged
08:22and that would be your future down the pan
08:25for a bright boy you have been
08:26extremely stupid
08:29oh there you go
08:38subtle
08:42malingering I knew it
08:44they're planning on discharging him this afternoon
08:47oh great
08:48do you think that we might hit a reset button
08:50I don't get assaulted
08:53Maggie doesn't go scorched earth on either
08:55I don't get accused of having an affair
08:57oh it's all about you
08:59you might think that
09:00but I've got news actually
09:01about your attacker
09:02oh go on
09:04you and James Bailey
09:11whatever it is
09:14it's obviously dodgy
09:15else you'd have put me in the picture
09:16I was just
09:19sounding him out about a bit of business
09:21hoping he could line me up a few clients
09:23who want a new car
09:24or pre-loved
09:26oh you idiot
09:28I have given
09:30everything up for you
09:31everything
09:32easy it's not happening
09:33James isn't up for it
09:34have you lost your mind
09:35we're not playing Alcia
09:37this is the real thing
09:39Alfie
09:39he's a child
09:41he's not a doll
09:42I know
09:43I have lost a husband
09:46and you have lost a brother
09:47I have staked everything on you
09:50I know
09:51who do you think I'm doing this for
09:54I will not have you
09:55break the law
09:55okay
09:57okay
09:58okay
09:59I'll stop
10:00I promise
10:00it's done
10:01oh you better add
10:02I have already shifted a few cars
10:06but it means
10:08I've stashed a couple of grand away
10:10for me
10:10you and Alfie
10:11Abby
10:11listen to me
10:12listen
10:13I promise you
10:15no more dodgy deals
10:16I'll do right by us
10:23you'll see
10:25it's all good
10:28your job must be so draining
10:49just an endless stream of upset people
10:52yeah
10:52which is exactly why we should pivot to something more cheerful
10:55George and Glenda's party
10:57oh a.k.a. the party to end all parties
11:00or Andrew Scott
11:02by the way
11:03the Q&A is unreserved seating
11:05so let's get there early and bag the front row
11:07cut to Todd gets the strain in order for ogling hot priest
11:12what?
11:17you're gonna hate me
11:18right well that could never happen
11:21come on
11:22spill
11:23still here ma?
11:30not for much longer
11:31just gathering me worldlies
11:33simple apology
11:34would work wonders
11:34balls in your court
11:35the balls in Eva's court
11:37as usual
11:38Adam just texted her
11:39they've arrested Daniel's mugger
11:41the police have arrested Daniel's attacker
11:44nice one
11:46yeah Adam said
11:48it was some homeless guy
11:49they can't prove his salt
11:52but they found Daniel's stuff in his sleeping bag
11:54right
11:55leave us just through there
11:57one word
11:59two syllables
11:59rhymes with Laurie
12:00no thank you
12:01your nan is going soon
12:03give her a hand with her stuff
12:05and wait to the cash and carry
12:06you called it nan
12:13someone must have robbed him
12:14from your point of view
12:16this is a win
12:17so why don't you tell your face
12:19the good news
12:20that's more like it
12:23the police can concentrate
12:25on finding Daniel's attacker
12:26and you can do your dear old nan
12:29a solid
12:30persuade your dad
12:32that I do not deserve
12:33to be out on my ear
12:34it is Christmas after all
12:37plus
12:38I have a clicky hip
12:39oh I won't ask
12:46what kind of a Christmas
12:47you've had
12:48well in that case
12:49I won't tell
12:50well your life was on track though
12:52wasn't it
12:52I mean
12:53does Kevin Webster
12:55set the world on fire
12:56probably not
12:57but to check up with his brother
12:58and this is your business
13:00because
13:01perhaps I'm selling
13:03the brother short
13:04he must be the full package
13:06you know
13:06to make you wreck
13:07the life that you've worked
13:09so hard to get
13:10but then
13:10there's Alfie as well
13:12isn't he
13:12must wonder
13:12whether he's coming and going
13:14luckily for you
13:16I don't punch pensioners
13:17I see
13:18but do you think
13:20that your moral code
13:22is a bit
13:22I don't know
13:24inconsistent
13:25can I get you anything
13:29a bit of quiet would be good
13:31subtle
13:32actually I'll have the same again
13:35do you mind if I perch for a minute
13:37I won't keep you
13:38sure
13:39is this loud enough for you
13:41you flatter yourself love
13:43sorry about that
13:46everyone's got an opinion
13:47and so
13:48Carl
13:50you told me about
13:51his
13:51business brainwave
13:53and
13:54how you told him
13:55where to stick it
13:56I'm so sorry
13:58and I am so grateful
14:00no need
14:01no
14:01there is every need
14:03a bed
14:04oh hi babe
14:11listen
14:13I know people
14:14don't normally
14:14associate me
14:15with a sisterhood
14:16but
14:16trust me
14:18I'm a sister
14:19you hide it
14:20brilliantly
14:20yeah I probably
14:21deserve that
14:22but I can tell
14:24that you're having
14:25problems with your
14:25husband's brother
14:26why do people
14:27keep giving me advice
14:28if you think
14:30he's up to something
14:31he probably is
14:32they like to make us
14:33think we're going
14:34to Lulu
14:34oh thanks
14:35I've got it
14:36the more elaborate
14:38the story
14:39the bigger the lie
14:40just in case
14:43there is
14:43any part of you
14:44that is genuinely
14:45concerned
14:46rest assured
14:47we've got it
14:47sorted
14:47right
14:48it was at
14:49the smallest
14:50bump in the road
14:51the tiniest
14:52pothole
14:52well today's
14:54pothole
14:55is tomorrow's
14:56sinkhole
14:56well
14:58those
14:59fortune cookies
15:00they're deep
15:01alright
15:03fine
15:04Todd
15:11hey
15:13are you seriously
15:29blowing out this film gig
15:30with Summer to go on
15:31some mini break
15:32my hands are tied
15:32oh come on
15:33she's been planning this
15:35for months
15:35and Theo has gone
15:37through a lot of trouble
15:37too
15:38your fancy hotel
15:39it'll be there
15:40anytime
15:40this Andrew Scott gig
15:42it's a one off
15:43okay
15:43you've made your point
15:44I think you're making
15:46a bad call
15:47yeah I kind of get that
15:48when did you become
15:50so detached
15:51actually do you know
15:52that is a rhetorical
15:54question
15:55it's ever since
15:55you took up with him
15:56you are blowing this
15:57out of all proportion
15:58I don't think so
15:59this speaks to
16:00something a lot deeper
16:01in here
16:02speaks to it
16:03Reverend Pulpit's
16:04on fire
16:05he's changed you
16:07oh bore off
16:08Billy
16:09hello
16:14I was beginning to think
16:16you'd hit the
16:16Boxing Day sales
16:17without me
16:17as if
16:18what have you done
16:21to your face
16:21oh
16:22erm
16:23Peggity
16:24that feral ginger
16:26on Tile Street
16:27I thought she'd like
16:28a bit of a sandwich
16:29and
16:29meow
16:30Peggity
16:32let me get something
16:34on it
16:34oh stop fussing
16:36no
16:38let me
16:40I'm sorry for being
16:49a bit knocky
16:50it's okay
16:51I'm used to it
16:54hey
16:55could do some serious
16:56damage with this
16:57you know
16:57come here
16:58oh
17:00sorry
17:00I really do want
17:05us to work out
17:06Lise
17:06I know you do
17:12hold on
17:17hey
17:37how you doing
17:38you finished already
17:40that's amazing
17:42you're faster than
17:43Santa's elves
17:43yeah yeah
17:46no I
17:46no it was a weird one
17:47I'm dead grateful
17:49Carl
17:55Carl
17:59I want to change the music
18:14can you just tap in your bus car please
18:16thank you
18:22thank you
18:22I'll be getting off so
18:34I'll be getting off so
18:48your call ma
18:50this is on you
18:51you must really hate me more than you love her
18:55do you know
18:56do you know you have got such a twisted view of the world
18:58I've got 2020 dear
19:00believe me
19:01I'll be in six pieces of wood soon enough
19:04and then we'll all be happy
19:05nobody wants this Maggie
19:06I would love for us to live under the same roof
19:09without ripping lumps out of each other
19:11good night son
19:13when I'm six feet under
19:15don't give yourself too hard a time
19:17you're not the first man to have been ruled by his unmentionables
19:20all right ma
19:22bye
19:22off I go then
19:29oh dear
19:39still at loggerheads then
19:40hearts of stone
19:43the lot of them
19:44well you stepped on a hornet's nest Maggie
19:47your daughter-in-law
19:48she's not
19:49they are not married
19:50ah well that's
19:51that's just a technicality these days
19:53not in my book
19:54no but
19:55nobody's interested in your book
19:57I mean
19:58any more than they are in mine
20:00still
20:01you know
20:02on the plus side
20:03at least Ben knows everything now
20:05you think
20:06ha
20:07that bunch of self-righteous ingrates
20:10couldn't handle the truth
20:11in a million years
20:13they have no idea what I do for them
20:15the lengths I go to
20:17to protect them
20:18not
20:19a clue
20:20mate
20:22is this hot PE teacher HQ
20:24oh you've ruined the vibe now
20:29I was going for flirty
20:30yeah
20:31that was some of the Christmas that wasn't it
20:34yeah
20:35but we could have a post-mortem
20:37in the morning
20:38if you fancy the red wreck with me and Bertie
20:41half ten sounds great
20:45I'll see you then
20:47looking forward to it
20:48thank you
20:48see you
20:49we'll see you then
20:50good
20:51yeah
20:51f straight
20:52whoa
20:53you
20:53know
20:54oh
20:54I'm gonna cook this with a good cook.
20:57I don't know.
21:00It's really just that you can cook this way.
21:03You know, I'm gonna cook this way.
21:08If you cook it, you can cook it now.
21:11If you're not gonna cook it, you can cook it.
21:15Then cook it, then cook it.
21:19You can cook it.
21:23I'm going to take a look at the top of the top of the top of the top of the top.
21:53You
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