- 4 weeks ago
Category
😹
FunTranscript
00:00Music
00:12Music
00:20Daniel?
00:38Daniel?
00:42What's happened?
00:44Oh!
00:46Thank you for driving me to the hotel.
00:50Not at all.
00:54I had to step over a homeless chap this morning.
00:59Hey, guys.
01:00Oh, happy Boxing Day.
01:03You meeting Daniel?
01:05Yeah, yeah, we're gonna take Bertie out on his new bike.
01:08Bonding with the Bern. Things are hotting up.
01:11Oh, it's Adam.
01:14Daniel's been attacked.
01:31So, how's the great master plan coming along?
01:33Show your pie hole.
01:37As if was it Swiss finishing school that you went to?
01:40Read the room.
01:42Ow!
01:44Ow!
01:52I wonder what would happen if we binge your anti-rejection meds.
01:55You've got a real personality disorder, you know that?
01:57At least I've got a personality.
01:59Oh, come on.
02:00Shut up.
02:01No, please just let me off.
02:02Open up.
02:03Come on.
02:04No.
02:13The mindlessness of it.
02:15And Christmas night for heaven's sake.
02:17I'm okay, Dad.
02:18Well, there was me dead to the world while you were being brutally attacked.
02:22Oh, well, Ken.
02:23You see, it's a good thing that you weren't because otherwise you'd be in next bed.
02:26Yeah, exactly.
02:27Yeah, well, we were just having a couple of ports and then I hit the hay.
02:31Me and I just assumed you'd gone up to Megan's.
02:33I'm sorry.
02:34It's no one's fault, honestly.
02:36Hey.
02:37What have they done to you?
02:39Oh, it looks worse than it actually is, trust me.
02:44Maggie?
02:45I'm not stopping.
02:46I just wanted to clap eyes on you for my own peace of mind.
02:50She insisted.
02:51Yeah, that was thoughtful.
02:53So, have you and Ava patched things up?
02:56Let's focus on you.
02:58Did you get a look at the perp?
03:01I watch every crime thing going.
03:03Er, no, I didn't.
03:04I was taking out Dad's recycling.
03:07Um, I heard steps approaching.
03:11And then I heard him run off.
03:12Next thing he remembers is Evelyn standing over it.
03:15Mm-hmm.
03:16Well, at least you're still in one piece.
03:18Right.
03:19Minus his wallet and watch.
03:21Awful.
03:22Insult to injury.
03:24I'll love you and leave you.
03:28Without so much as a bunch of grapes.
03:33Why'd you let me polish off that selection box for brekkie?
03:37Would it make a blind bit of difference if I'd said don't?
03:42Am I in the doghouse?
03:44Why would you say that?
03:45No clue.
03:47I don't know.
03:48You just seem a little cold.
03:54Well, best crack on then.
03:57Doing business on Boxing Day.
03:58Am I in the dog?
03:59Busy guy.
04:00Yeah, darling.
04:01I'm going to do that, all right?
04:02This is when you steal a march.
04:03Do you have trouble in paradise?
04:04No.
04:05Sorry to disappoint.
04:06Oh, you dropped one.
04:07I've seen one of them before.
04:08Oh, er, yeah.
04:09Me and James both cut off for Christmas.
04:10From my mum.
04:11You okay?
04:12Yeah, no, yeah, I'm fine.
04:13I'm just a bit frazzled.
04:14You know, it is a season to go demented.
04:16Yeah.
04:17Yeah.
04:18Me and James both cut off for Christmas.
04:20From my mum.
04:21You okay?
04:22Yeah, no, yeah, I'm fine.
04:24I'm just a bit frazzled.
04:25You know, it is a season to go demented.
04:28Yeah.
04:29Yeah.
04:30Two.
04:31Two now.
04:32Well.
04:33It seems the way it is.
04:35Where did you stay last night?
04:39What do you care?
04:40Chucked out on Christmas night by my firstborn.
04:44You left him no choice.
04:45As soon as you apologise to Evie, you and I can get back on track.
04:48That won't be happening.
04:54And if I need anything else, I'll get fella my lad here to fetch it for me.
04:58You good, Nan?
04:59I'm just back from the hospital.
05:02Megan's Daniel was knocked unconscious last night.
05:05Left for dead.
05:06Is he okay?
05:07Oh, you want to chat now, do you?
05:10The old girl's good for a goss.
05:12I give up.
05:17Megan's awful worried about him.
05:19He was found in the entryway with his head stoved in.
05:23They insist on calling it a ginnel.
05:26Does he know who did it?
05:28He has no clue.
05:29But his memory is improving by the hour.
05:31His wallet and watch are gone.
05:35Is there anything you want to get off your chest, son?
05:40Oi!
05:42Like a chain of mine.
05:43I thought I must have done.
05:44Abby found it.
05:45Oh.
05:46Yeah, nothing says cheat like a bit of bling down the sofa.
05:49But I'm single, mate.
05:50I'm no cheat.
05:51Did you do it on purpose?
05:52Whoa!
05:53Cocky.
05:54No, I didn't.
05:55Is she onto you?
05:56I don't know.
05:57You're a class act.
05:59What, like you're a choir boy?
06:01Well, I regretted it immediately.
06:02You're only out for yourself.
06:03Why can't I ever remember that?
06:05Because you want me.
06:07Oh, but I don't like you, though.
06:09And that's the goal, isn't it?
06:10To find someone who's available, who you fancy and like.
06:13I feel bad for her.
06:15She's not your concern.
06:16And I'm going to end it soon enough.
06:18I just don't want to blindside her.
06:19Especially at Christmas.
06:20Oh, dead thoughtful.
06:22And FYI, we won't be having any rematches.
06:28Alright, mate.
06:31Hello.
06:33I think we need a little heart-to-heart, don't you?
06:39Ambassador?
06:40Looks top dollar.
06:42I was a bit off with you yesterday.
06:44I figured I owed you one.
06:45Amberlynn stayed there, you know.
06:48Oh, well, if it's good enough for one Queen of England.
06:52Oh, come on.
06:53Get it in the calendar.
06:54It's Friday the 24th to Monday the 27th.
06:58The Evelyn mini-break.
07:01Oh.
07:03Oh, wait.
07:05Someone's treated me to the film festival on that Saturday.
07:08It wasn't on there.
07:10What?
07:11I only found out yesterday.
07:13This full smack bang in the middle.
07:15So you're going to let this hot priest fixation scupper our five-star mini-break?
07:19What?
07:20I didn't intend to.
07:22Oh, forget it.
07:23Forget it.
07:25Forget it.
07:26It's three days in Somerset, not a three-line whip.
07:28I don't want you seething with resentment because you're stuck with me.
07:32Not some actor I can tell you.
07:39He definitely doesn't know it was me.
07:40He has no clue.
07:42I wanted to kill him.
07:44I don't know what I was thinking.
07:45I just lunged at him from behind and for a minute I thought he'd croaked it.
07:50Lucky for you he's alive and kicking.
07:53Yeah, but I never robbed him.
07:55I panicked and legged it.
07:57Someone else must have come along and filled their boots.
08:00Are you going to tell Dad?
08:01What do you think?
08:03Nice one, Nan.
08:04Don't you nice one Nan me.
08:07What got into you?
08:09Why do you hate him so much?
08:12He hates me.
08:13And I shouldn't have gotten a fail on that mock.
08:16The way you spoke down to yesterday, I just wasn't having it.
08:19He could so easily be lying in the morgue now with his toes tagged
08:22and that would be your future down the pan.
08:26For a bright boy you have been extremely stupid.
08:31Oh, there you go.
08:42Shuttle.
08:43Malingering, I knew it.
08:45They're planning on discharging him this afternoon.
08:48Oh, great.
08:49Do you think that we might hit a reset button?
08:52I don't get assaulted.
08:54Maggie doesn't go scorched earth on either.
08:56I don't get accused of having an affair.
08:58Oh, it's all about you.
08:59You might think that but I've got news actually.
09:02About your attacker.
09:03Oh, go on.
09:04You and James Bailey.
09:12Whatever it is, it's obviously dodgy.
09:15Else you'd have put me in the picture.
09:16I was just sounding him out about a bit of business.
09:21I was hoping he could line me up a few clients who want a new car.
09:25Or pre-loved.
09:26Oh, you idiot.
09:28I have given everything up for you.
09:31Everything.
09:32Easy.
09:33It's not happening.
09:34James isn't up for it.
09:35Have you lost your mind?
09:36We're not playing Alcia.
09:37This is the real thing.
09:39Alfie, he's a child.
09:41He's not a doll.
09:42I know.
09:43I have lost a husband and you have lost a brother.
09:48I have staked everything on you.
09:50I know.
09:52Who do you think I'm doing this for?
09:54I will not have you.
09:55Break the law.
09:57Okay.
09:59I'll stop.
10:00I promise.
10:01It's done.
10:02Oh, you better add.
10:05I have already shifted a few cars off.
10:07Oh!
10:08But it means I've stashed a couple of grand away for me, you and Alfie.
10:11Abby, listen to me.
10:12Listen!
10:14I promise you, no more dodgy deals.
10:23I'll do right by us.
10:25You'll see.
10:28It's all good.
10:48Your job must be so draining.
10:50Just an endless stream of upset people.
10:52Yeah.
10:53Which is exactly why we should pivot to something more cheerful.
10:56George and Glenda's party.
10:58Oh, AKA the party to end all parties.
11:01Mm-hmm.
11:02Or Andrew Scott.
11:03By the way, the Q&A is unreserved seating, so let's get there early and bag the front row.
11:09Cut to Todd gets the strain in order for ogling hot priests.
11:13What?
11:14Are you gonna hate me?
11:15Right, well that could never happen.
11:16Come on.
11:17Spill.
11:18Still here, ma?
11:19Not for much longer.
11:20Just gathering me worldlies.
11:21Simple apology would work wonders.
11:22Ball's in your court.
11:23The ball's in Eva's court.
11:24The ball's in Eva's court, as usual.
11:25Adam just texted her.
11:26They've arrested Daniel's mugger.
11:27The police have arrested Daniel's attacker?
11:28Nice one.
11:29Yeah, Adam said it was some homeless guy.
11:31They can't prove assault, but they found Daniel's stuff in his sleeping bag.
11:32Right.
11:33Eva's just through there.
11:34One word, two syllables, rhymes with Laurie.
11:36No, thank you.
11:37Your nana's going soon.
11:38Give her a hand with her stuff.
11:39And wait a minute.
11:40I'll see you.
11:41I'll see you.
11:42I'll see you.
11:43I'll see you.
11:44The ball's in Eva's court, as usual.
11:45Adam just texted her.
11:46They've arrested Daniel's mugger.
11:47The police have arrested Daniel's attacker?
11:49Nice one.
11:50Yeah, Adam said it was some homeless guy.
11:51They can't prove assault, but they found Daniel's stuff in his sleeping bag.
11:54Right.
11:56Eva's just through there.
11:58One word, two syllables, rhymes with Laurie.
12:01No, thank you.
12:02Your nana's going soon.
12:04Give her a hand with her stuff.
12:05Hang my way to the cash and carry.
12:12You called it, Nan.
12:14Someone must have rubbed him.
12:15From your point of view, this is a win.
12:18So why don't you tell your face the good news?
12:22That's more like it.
12:24The police can concentrate on finding Daniel's attacker,
12:27and you can do your dear old Nan a solid.
12:31Persuade your dad that I do not deserve to be out on my ear,
12:34it is Christmas after all.
12:37Plus, I have a clicky hip.
12:39Oh, I won't ask what kind of a Christmas you've had.
12:47Well, in that case, I won't tell.
12:50Well, your life was on track, though, wasn't it?
12:52I mean, does Kevin Webster set the world on fire?
12:56Probably not.
12:57But to check up with his brother?
12:59And this is your business because?
13:01Oh, perhaps I'm selling the brother short.
13:04He must be the full package, you know,
13:06to make you wreck the life that you've worked so hard to get.
13:10But then there's Alfie as well, isn't he?
13:12Must wonder whether he's coming and going.
13:15Luckily for you, I don't punch pensioners.
13:18I see.
13:19Hmm.
13:20But do you think that your moral code is a bit, I don't know, inconsistent?
13:25Hmm.
13:28Can I get you anything?
13:29A bit of quiet would be good.
13:32Subtle.
13:33Actually, I'll have the same again.
13:36Do you mind if I perch for a minute?
13:37I won't keep you.
13:38Sure.
13:40Is this loud enough for you?
13:42You flatter yourself, love.
13:45Sorry about that.
13:46Everyone's got an opinion.
13:48So, um, Carl, you told me about his business brainwave
13:54and how you told him where to stick it.
13:57Hmm?
13:58I'm so sorry.
13:59And I am so grateful.
14:01No need.
14:02There is every need.
14:04A bit ahead.
14:10Oh, hi, babe.
14:13Listen, I know people don't normally associate me with a sisterhood,
14:17but trust me, I'm a sister.
14:19You hide it brilliantly.
14:21Yeah, I probably deserve that.
14:23But I can tell that you're having problems with your husband's brother.
14:27Why do people keep giving me advice?
14:28If you think he's up to something, he probably is.
14:32They like to make us think we're going to Lulu.
14:35Oh, thanks. I've got it.
14:38The more elaborate the story, the bigger the lie.
14:42Just in case there is any part of you that is genuinely concerned,
14:46rest assured we've got it sorted, all right?
14:49It was the smallest bump in the road.
14:52The tiniest pothole.
14:54Well, today's pothole is tomorrow's sinkhole.
14:56Well, those fortune cookies, they're dead deep.
15:02All right, fine.
15:04Fine.
15:24Todd.
15:26Hey.
15:28Are you seriously blowing up this film gig with Summer to go on some mini break?
15:32My hands are tied.
15:33Oh, come on.
15:34She's been planning this for months.
15:36And Theo has gone through a lot of trouble, too.
15:39Your fancy hotel, it'll be there any time.
15:41This Andrew Scott gig, it's a one-off.
15:44Okay, you've made your point.
15:46I think you're making a bad call.
15:48Yeah, I kind of get that.
15:50When did you become so detached?
15:52Actually, do you know what?
15:53That is a rhetorical question.
15:54It's ever since you took up with him.
15:57You are blowing this out of all proportion.
15:58I don't think so.
16:00This speaks to something a lot deeper in here.
16:03Speaks to it.
16:04Reverend Pulpit's on fire.
16:06He's changed you.
16:08Oh, bore off, Billy.
16:14Oh, well.
16:15I was beginning to think you'd hit the Boxing Day sales without me.
16:18As if.
16:20What have you done to your face?
16:21Oh, erm...
16:24Peggity.
16:26That feral ginger on Tile Street.
16:27I thought she'd like a bit of my sandwich and...
16:30Meow.
16:32Peggity.
16:34Let me get her something on her.
16:35Oh, stop fussing.
16:38No.
16:40Let me.
16:41I'm sorry for being a bit knocky with you.
16:51It's okay.
16:53I'm used to it.
16:55Hey.
16:56Could do some serious damage with this, you know.
16:58Come here.
17:00Oh, sorry.
17:01I really do want us to work out, Lees.
17:11Hello, Edie.
17:16Hold on.
17:17Hold on.
17:37Hey, how you doing?
17:39You finished already?
17:40That's amazing.
17:41You're faster than Santa's elves.
17:44Yeah, yeah.
17:45No, I...
17:46No, it was a weird one.
17:48Yeah, I'm dead grateful.
17:50Silent night
17:54Oh, you remind
17:58All this calm
18:03All this bright
18:08Now you lose you
18:12Carl.
18:13Carl.
18:14I want to change the music.
18:15Can you just tap in your bus car, please?
18:47I'll be getting off, so.
18:49You recall, Ma.
18:50This is on you.
18:52You must really hate me more than you love her.
18:56Oh, do you know you have got such a twisted view of the world.
18:59I've got 20-20, dear. Believe me.
19:02I'll be in six pieces of wood soon enough and then we'll all be happy.
19:06Nobody wants this, Maggie.
19:07I would love for us to live under the same roof without ripping lumps out of each other.
19:12Good night, son.
19:14When I'm six feet under, don't give yourself too hard a time.
19:17You're not the first man to have been ruled by his unmentionables.
19:21All right, Ma. Bye.
19:22All right, Ma. Bye.
19:28Off I go, then.
19:38Oh, dear. Still at loggerheads, then?
19:42Hearts of stone. The lot of them.
19:44The lot of them.
19:45When you stepped on a hornet's nest, Maggie, your daughter-in-law, she's not...
19:50They are not married.
19:51Ah, well, that's just a technicality these days.
19:54Not in my book.
19:56No, but nobody's interested in your book.
19:58I mean, any more than they are in mine.
20:01Still, you know, on the plus side, at least Ben knows everything now.
20:06You think?
20:08That bunch of self-righteous ingrates couldn't handle the truth in a million years.
20:13They have no idea what I do for them.
20:16The lengths I go to to protect them.
20:19Not a clue.
20:23Is this hot PE teacher HQ?
20:28Aw, you've ruined the vibe now.
20:29I was going for flirty.
20:31Yeah?
20:33That was some of the Christmas, that, wasn't it?
20:35Yeah.
20:37But we could have a post-mortem in the morning.
20:39Do you fancy the red wreck with me and Bertie?
20:43I'm in.
20:44Half-ton.
20:45Half-ton sounds great.
20:46I'll see you then.
20:47Looking forward to it.
20:49See you.
20:50Put it down.
20:52Uh ...
20:56Hold it ...
20:57Boo ...
21:00обр hai ...
21:06Oh!
21:09Got it.
21:13Still, boy ...
21:15It's a hot sauce.
21:19The ingredients are hot.
21:23Then...
21:28Can you see?
21:32Can you see the food that you get out?
21:36How good is the food that you gave out?
Comments