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00:00Music
00:04Music
00:16Music
00:20Music
00:22Daniel?
00:30Let's go. Let's go. Let's go.
00:32Daniel?
00:36Daniel?
00:42What's happened?
00:44Oh!
00:46Thank you for driving me to the hotel.
00:50Not at all.
00:52I had to step over
00:56a homeless chap
00:58this morning.
01:00Hey, guys.
01:02Oh, happy Boxing Day.
01:04You meeting Daniel?
01:06Yeah, yeah, we're gonna take Bertie out on his new bike.
01:08Bonding with the barn.
01:10Things are hotting up.
01:12Oh, it's Adam.
01:16Daniel's been attacked.
01:22So, how's the great master plan coming along?
01:34Show your pie hole.
01:36As if, was it Swiss finishing school that you went to?
01:40Read the room.
01:42Ow!
01:44Ow!
01:46I wonder what would happen if we binge your anti-rejection meds.
01:56You've got a real personality disorder, you know that?
01:58At least I've got a personality.
01:59Oh, come on.
02:00Shut up, please. Just let me off.
02:01All right, open up.
02:02Come on, Bertie.
02:04Come on.
02:05Come on.
02:06Come on.
02:07Come on.
02:13They're mindless as of it.
02:15And Christmas night, for heaven's sake.
02:17I'm okay, Dad.
02:18Well, there was me dead to the world while you were being brutally attacked.
02:22Oh, well, Ken.
02:23You see, it's a good thing that you weren't, because otherwise you'd be in next bed.
02:26Yeah, exactly.
02:27Yeah, well, we were just having a couple of ports, and then I hit the hay.
02:31Me and I just assumed you'd gone up to Megan's. I'm sorry.
02:34It's no one's fault, honestly.
02:37Hey.
02:38What have they done to you?
02:39Oh, it looks worse than it actually is, trust me.
02:44Maggie?
02:45I'm not stopping.
02:46I just wanted to clap eyes on you for my own peace of mind.
02:50She insisted.
02:51Yeah, that was thoughtful.
02:53So, have you and Ava patched things up?
02:56Let's focus on you.
02:58Did you get a look at the perp?
03:00I watch every crime thing going.
03:02Uh, no, I didn't.
03:04I was taking out Dad's recycling.
03:07Um, I heard steps approaching, and then I heard him run off.
03:12Next thing he remembers is Evelyn standing over it.
03:15Well, at least you're still in one piece.
03:18But, minus his wallet and watch.
03:20Awful.
03:21Insult to injury.
03:24I'll love you and leave you.
03:28Without so much as a bunch of grapes.
03:30Why did you let me polish off that selection box for brekkie?
03:37Would it make a blind bit of difference if I said don't?
03:41Am I in the doghouse?
03:43Why would you say that?
03:45No clue.
03:46I don't know.
03:47You just seem a little cold.
03:54Well, best crack on then.
03:56Doing business on Boxing Day.
03:58I mean, they don't.
03:59Busy guy.
04:00Yeah, darling.
04:01I'm going to do that, all right?
04:02This is when you steal a march.
04:06Yeah, I did.
04:07Trouble in paradise.
04:08No.
04:09Sorry to disappoint.
04:10Oh, you dropped one.
04:12I've seen one of them before.
04:15Oh, yeah.
04:17Me and James both cut off for Christmas.
04:19From my mum.
04:20You okay?
04:21Yeah, no.
04:22Yeah, I'm fine.
04:23I'm just a bit frazzled.
04:24You know, it is a season to go demented.
04:27Yeah.
04:28Yeah.
04:29Me too.
04:30Me too now.
04:31Well.
04:33It seems the way runs.
04:38Where did you stay last night?
04:39What do you care?
04:41Chucked out on Christmas night by my first born.
04:44You left him no choice.
04:45As soon as you apologise to Evie, you and I can get back on track.
04:48That won't be happening.
04:51And if I need anything else, I'll get fella my lad here to fetch it for me.
04:58You good, Nan?
04:59I'm just back from the hospital.
05:02Megan's Daniel was knocked unconscious last night.
05:05Left for dead.
05:06Is he okay?
05:07Oh, you want to chat now, do you?
05:10The old girl's good for a goss.
05:12I give up.
05:17Megan's awful worried about him.
05:19He was found in the entryway with his head stoved in.
05:22They insist on calling it a ginnel.
05:25Does he know who did it?
05:28He has no clue.
05:29But his memory isn't proven by the hour.
05:32His wallet and watch are gone.
05:35Is there anything you want to get off your chest, son?
05:38Oi!
05:39Like a chain of mine.
05:43I thought I must have done.
05:45Abby found it.
05:46Oh.
05:47Yeah, nothing says cheat like a bit of bling down the sofa.
05:49But I'm single, mate.
05:50I'm no cheat.
05:51Did you do it on purpose?
05:53Whoa!
05:54Cocky.
05:55No, I didn't.
05:56Is she onto you?
05:57I don't know.
05:58You're a class act.
05:59What, like you're a choir boy?
06:01Well, I regretted it immediately.
06:02You're only out for yourself.
06:04Why can't I ever remember that?
06:06Because you want me.
06:07Oh, but I don't like you, though.
06:09And that's the goal, isn't it?
06:10To find someone who's available, who you fancy and like.
06:14I feel bad for her.
06:15She's not your concern.
06:16And I'm going to end it soon enough.
06:18I just don't want to blindside her, especially at Christmas.
06:20Aw.
06:21Dead thoughtful.
06:22And FYI, we won't be having any rematches.
06:27All right, mate.
06:30Hello.
06:33I think we need a little heart-to-heart, don't you?
06:39Ambassador.
06:40Looks top dollar.
06:42I was a bit off with you yesterday.
06:44I figured I owed you one.
06:47Anne Boleyn stayed there, you know.
06:49Oh, well, if it's good enough for one Queen of England.
06:53Oh, come on, get it in the calendar.
06:55It's Friday the 24th to Monday the 27th.
06:59The Evelyn mini break.
07:02Oh.
07:03Oh, wait.
07:05Someone's treated me to the film festival on that Saturday.
07:09It wasn't on there.
07:10Well, I only found out yesterday.
07:13This full smack bang in the middle.
07:15So you're going to let this hot priest fixation
07:18scupper our five-star mini break.
07:20What?
07:21I didn't intend to.
07:23Oh, forget it.
07:25Forget it.
07:26It's three days in Somerset, not a three-line whip.
07:29And you're seething with resentment because you're stuck with me.
07:32Not so much I can tell you.
07:39He definitely doesn't know it was me.
07:41He has no clue.
07:43I wanted to kill him.
07:45I don't know what I was thinking.
07:46I just lunged at him from behind and...
07:49For a minute I thought he'd croaked it.
07:51Lucky for you, he's alive and kicking.
07:53Yeah, but I never robbed him.
07:55I panicked and legged it.
07:57Someone else must have come along and filled their boots.
08:00Are you going to tell Dad?
08:02What do you think?
08:03Oh, nice one, Nan.
08:04Don't you nice one Nan me.
08:07What got into you?
08:09Why do you hate him so much?
08:12He hates me.
08:13And I shouldn't have gotten a fail on that mock.
08:16And the way you spoke down to yesterday, I just wasn't having it.
08:19He could so easily be lying in the morgue now with his toes tagged
08:22and that would be your future down the pan.
08:25For a bright boy, you have been extremely stupid.
08:37Oh, there you go.
08:42Shuttle.
08:43Malingering, I knew it.
08:45They're planning on discharging him this afternoon.
08:47Oh, great.
08:49Do you think that we might hit a reset button?
08:52I don't get assaulted.
08:53Maggie doesn't go scorched earth on either.
08:56I don't get accused of having an affair.
08:57Oh, it's all about you.
08:59You might think that, but I've got news actually.
09:02About your attacker.
09:03Oh, go on.
09:10You and James Bailey.
09:13Whatever it is, it's obviously dodgy.
09:15Or else you'd have put me in the picture.
09:19I was just sounding him out about a bit of business.
09:22I was hoping he could line me up a few clients who want a new car.
09:25Or, pre-loved.
09:28Oh, you idiot.
09:30I have given everything up for you. Everything.
09:33Easy. It's not happening. James isn't up for it.
09:35Have you lost your mind?
09:36We're not playing Alcia. This is the real thing.
09:39Alfie, he's a child. He's not a doll.
09:42I know.
09:44I have lost a husband and you have lost a brother.
09:48I have staked everything on you.
09:51I know.
09:53Who do you think I'm doing this for?
09:54I will not have you.
09:55Break the law.
09:57Okay.
09:59Okay. I'll stop. I promise. It's done.
10:01Oh, you better add.
10:05I have already shifted a few cars though.
10:07Oh.
10:08But it means I've stashed a couple of grand away for me, you and Alfie.
10:11Abby, listen to me. Listen.
10:14I promise you, no more dodgy deals.
10:23I'll do right by us.
10:25You'll see.
10:27It's all good.
10:48The job must be so draining. Just an endless stream of upset people.
10:52Yeah. Which is exactly why we should pivot to something more cheerful.
10:55George and Glenda's party.
10:58Oh, AKA the party to end all parties.
11:01Or Andrew Scott.
11:03By the way, the Q&A is unreserved seating, so let's get there early and bag the front row.
11:08Cut to Todd gets the strain in order for ogling hot priests.
11:15What?
11:17You're gonna hate me.
11:19Well, that could never happen.
11:22Come on. Spill.
11:26Come on.
11:29Still here, ma?
11:31Not for much longer. Just gathering me worldlies.
11:33Simple apology would work wonders. Ball's in your court.
11:36The ball's in Eva's court, as usual.
11:39Adam just texted her. They've arrested Daniel's mugger.
11:42The police have arrested Daniel's attacker?
11:44Nice one.
11:46Yeah, Adam said it was some homeless guy.
11:50They can't prove his salt, but they found Daniel stuffing his sleeping bag.
11:54Right.
11:56Eva's just through there.
11:58One word, two syllables, rhymes with Laurie.
12:01No, thank you.
12:02Your Nan is going soon. Give her a hand with her stuff.
12:06Hang way to the cash and carry.
12:12You called it, Nan.
12:14Someone must have rubbed him.
12:15From your point of view, this is a win.
12:18So why don't you tell your face the good news?
12:21That's more like it.
12:24The police can concentrate on finding Daniel's attacker,
12:27and you can do your dear old Nan a solid.
12:31Persuade your dad that I do not deserve to be out on my ear.
12:35It is Christmas after all.
12:37Plus, I have a clicky hip.
12:39Oh, I won't ask what kind of a Christmas you've had.
12:49Well, in that case, I won't tell.
12:51Well, your life was on track though, wasn't it?
12:53I mean, does Kevin Webster set the world on fire?
12:57Probably not, but to check up with his brother.
12:59And this is your business because?
13:02Perhaps I'm selling the brother short.
13:04He must be the full package, you know,
13:06to let you wreck the life that you've worked so hard to get.
13:10But then there's Alfie as well, isn't he?
13:12Must wonder whether it's coming and going.
13:15Luckily for you, I don't punch pensioners.
13:18I see.
13:19But do you think that your moral code is a bit,
13:23I don't know, inconsistent?
13:28Can I get you anything?
13:30A bit of quiet would be good.
13:32Subtle.
13:34Actually, I'll have the same again.
13:36Do you mind if I perch for a minute?
13:37I won't keep you.
13:39Sure.
13:40Is this loud enough for you?
13:42You flatter yourself, love.
13:45Sorry about that.
13:46Everyone's got an opinion.
13:48So, Carl, you told me about his business brainwave
13:54and how you told him where to stick it.
13:57I'm so sorry and I am so grateful.
14:01No need.
14:02No, there is every need.
14:04A bit ahead.
14:07Oh, hi, babe.
14:10Oh, hi, babe.
14:12Listen, I know people don't normally associate me with a sisterhood,
14:16but trust me, I'm a sister.
14:19You hide it brilliantly.
14:20Yeah, I probably deserve that.
14:23But I can tell that you're having problems with your husband's brother.
14:27Why do people keep giving me advice?
14:30If you think he's up to something, he probably is.
14:33They like to make us think we're going to Lulu.
14:35Oh, thanks.
14:36I've got it.
14:38The more elaborate the story, the bigger the lie.
14:42Just in case there is any part of you that is genuinely concerned,
14:46rest assured we've got it sorted, all right?
14:49It was the smallest bump in the road.
14:52The tiniest pothole.
14:53Well, today's pothole is tomorrow's sinkhole.
14:57Well, those fortune cookies are dead deep.
15:03All right, fine.
15:04Fine.
15:25Todd.
15:27Hey.
15:29Are you seriously blowing out this film gig with Summer to go on some mini break?
15:32My hands are tied.
15:33Oh, come on.
15:34She's been planning this for months.
15:36And Theo has gone through a lot of trouble, too.
15:38Your fancy hotel, it'll be there any time.
15:41This Andrew Scott gig, it's a one-off.
15:43Okay, you've made your point.
15:45I think you're making a bad call.
15:47Yeah, I kind of get that.
15:49When did you become so detached?
15:52Actually, do you know what?
15:53That is a rhetorical question.
15:55It's ever since you took up with him.
15:57You are blowing this out of all proportion.
15:59I don't think so.
16:00It speaks to something a lot deeper in here.
16:03Speaks to it.
16:04Reverend Pulpit's on fire.
16:06He's changed you.
16:08Oh, bore off, Billy.
16:09Hello.
16:10I was beginning to think you'd hit the Boxing Day sales without me.
16:14As if.
16:16What have you done to your face?
16:18Oh, erm...
16:20Peggity.
16:22That feral ginger on Tile Street.
16:23I thought she'd like a bit of a sandwich and...
16:24Meow.
16:25Peggity.
16:26Let me get her something on her.
16:27Oh, stop fussing.
16:28No.
16:29Let me.
16:30Let me.
16:31Let me.
16:32Let me get her something on her.
16:33Oh, stop fussing.
16:35No.
16:36Let me.
16:37No.
16:38Let me.
16:39Let me.
16:40I'm sorry for being a bit knocky, Leah.
16:41It's okay.
16:42I'm used to it.
16:55Hey.
16:56Could do some serious damage with this, you know.
16:58Come here.
17:00Oh, sorry.
17:05I really do want us to work out, Lees.
17:12I know you do.
17:17Hold on.
17:37Hey, how you doing?
17:39You finished already?
17:41That's amazing. You're faster than Santa's elves.
17:45Yeah, yeah, no, I know it was a weird one.
17:48Yeah, I'm dead grateful.
17:50Silent night
17:54Oh, you remind
17:58All that has come
18:02All that's bright
18:07Carl
18:12Carl
18:13I want to change the music
18:14Can you just tap in your bus car, please?
18:16Please?
18:22I'll be getting off, so...
18:23Your call, Ma. This is on you.
18:37I'll be getting off, so...
18:38Your call, Ma. This is on you.
18:52You must really hate me more than you love her.
18:54Oh, do you know you have got such a twisted view of the world.
18:58I've got twenty-twenty, dear. Believe me.
19:01I'll be in six pieces of wood soon enough, and then we'll all be happy.
19:05Nobody wants this, Maggie.
19:07I would love for us to live under the same roof without ripping lumps out of each other.
19:12Good night, son.
19:14When I'm six feet under, don't give yourself too hard a time.
19:17You're not the first man to have been ruled by his unmentionables.
19:20All right, Ma. Bye.
19:28Off I go, then.
19:38Oh, dear. Still at loggerheads, then?
19:42Hearts of stone. The lot of them.
19:45Well, you stepped on a hornet's nest, Maggie, your daughter-in-law.
19:48She's not...
19:49They are not married.
19:50Oh, well, that's just a technicality these days.
19:53Not in my book.
19:55No, but nobody's interested in your book.
19:57I mean, any more than they are in mine.
20:01Still, you know, on the plus side, at least Ben knows everything now.
20:05You think?
20:07Ha!
20:08That bunch of self-righteous ingrates couldn't handle the truth in a million years.
20:13They have no idea what I do for them.
20:15The lengths I go to to protect them.
20:18Not a clue.
20:22Mate.
20:23Is this hot PE teacher HQ?
20:25Right, Ma.
20:26I'm complete.
20:28Aw, you've ruined the vibe now.
20:29I was going for flirty.
20:31Yeah?
20:32Well, that was some of the Christmas, that, wasn't it?
20:35Yeah.
20:36Well, we could have a post-mortem in the morning.
20:39If you fancy the red wreck with me and Bertie.
20:42That's good.
20:43I'm in.
20:44Half ten.
20:45Half ten sounds great.
20:46I'll see you then.
20:47Looking forward to it.
20:49See you.
20:50Ah!
21:01Here's who...
21:05There's who.
21:06Whip whip whip whip!
21:08Whip wham!
21:09Whip whip whip!
21:11Whip whip whip!
21:13But it's something I care about.
21:16The eggs and eggs.
21:19After the last year I asked them to eat the eggs.
21:22So we should see the eggs.
21:24I kept going.
21:27I thought they were going to eat this one.
21:31It wasn't for about 8 people.
21:35I don't know what it was.
21:38I don't know how many dogs were going to eat if I were not.
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