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00:00您就是虚空大师吧
00:12我听说您算命最终
00:14您帮我和我老婆瞧一瞧
00:16我们两个
00:17是不是天造地设定
00:19
00:19奇也怪也
00:24俺二位名格
00:26本是云泥之别
00:28生生世世
00:29皆无因缘之分
00:31哎 你个老头
00:33你会不会算
00:34你都没开我们俩里就
00:35大师的意思是
00:38我们现在的婚姻
00:40是个意外
00:42这一切起缘
00:47皆因有一事
00:49师主不知何故
00:52竟带着两世记忆而生
00:54才与师主你阴差阳错
00:57结下了一段金氏正缘
01:00那我在那一世
01:02肯定是风流地毯
01:05才华盖世
01:06才让你见尽信非我家吧
01:09
01:09那一世的你
01:11是京城第一顽固
01:13斗鸡走口
01:15棉花素
01:16比之眼下
01:19游游不及
01:20哎 你个老神怪
01:22你骗钱还带人身攻击的是吧
01:24老婆 我们走
01:26别信
01:27
01:32赤儿
01:33真假虚实
01:36离堪缘之
01:46这些将军叫人排场可真大啊
01:48实力婚装
01:49那是自然
01:51这可是大圣第一位将军
01:53五岁习武 五岁沙迪欧
01:55八岁就能在半军之中
01:57取敌将手不及艳
02:05不好了 艳大魔头来了
02:20这艳世子和赵公子可是死对头
02:22赵公子取妻
02:23这蚊库定是来砸场子的
02:39前面的美娇娘听好了
02:42也来抢个妻
02:46前面的美娇娘听好了
02:49也来抢个妻
02:51赵怀琴取妻
02:55也就来个假巧妻
02:57给她天天赌啊
03:00是个美人
03:04可惜是个瞎子
03:06竟然看上了赵怀琴
03:07赵怀琴
03:08赵怀琴
03:09赵怀琴
03:10赵怀琴
03:11赵怀琴
03:13赵怀琴
03:15Would you call him for...
03:17to marry a little boy?
03:20I had a while with my wife...
03:23but I would go back.
03:25I came back after my wife died.
03:29The brother of mine shot the two boys
03:31to marry a dead man.
03:33I have no idea.
03:35No!
03:36We are at him!
03:37No!
03:38No!
03:39No!
03:40No!
03:41We are at him.
03:42Just...
03:43I'm not happy.
03:44If you don't like it, you don't like it.
03:47Then I'll go back to you.
03:52Who said I don't like it?
03:54What?
03:57I said...
03:59I'm going to marry you.
04:03That's funny.
04:09I'm not playing with you.
04:14Aw, I'm not playing with you.
04:25You're married to be married.
04:29I'm not playing with you.
04:30I'm not playing with you!
04:32Hey, I'm playing with you.
04:34You're not playing with me.
04:36I'm playing with you.
04:37I'm playing with you!
04:38Come on, you won't be playing with me!
04:41Let us in the middle of the world, the child is now a
04:48只是京中却没有姑娘敢嫁 说重点
04:54那就请祖宗赐我们一个品行专政 孝貌上成 窈窕淑女君子
05:00这是拜松 不是做梦
05:03
05:05那请主宗赐我们一个四肢健全 会说话 会喘气的儿媳吧
05:12老爷
05:14夫人
05:15你们要的儿媳来了
05:17这么凉
05:28放小爷下来
05:29谢其乐
05:30谢其乐 谁敢这么对我 看我爹娘不打死你
05:39你死定了
05:41走快跑点
05:42头丑摆正
05:43对嘛 这才喜庆
05:48当街抢新娘
05:49儿啊 你终于干点正经事儿了
05:52为我狠是欣慰啊
05:56儿媳来了
05:57儿媳媳来了
06:00儿媳媳来了
06:01儿媳媳
06:04儿媳媳
06:05你怎么
06:06儿媳媳
06:07儿媳
06:08有胳膊有腿还让人姑娘扛着
06:10儿媳媳
06:11儿媳
06:12儿媳
06:13儿媳
06:14儿媳
06:15儿媳
06:16儿媳
06:17儿媳
06:18儿媳
06:19
06:21beloved
06:23Ooh
06:29谢谢
06:33谢奏
06:34你等着
06:36混账
06:37打伙之日
06:39跟丫鬟滚到一起
06:40乘搁体统
06:41
06:42青瑶不算丫鬟
06:44她是谢家的外事所处
06:46也算是
06:47谢家二小姐吗
06:48你这事要是被谢契苑那个杀神知道了
06:52知道又如何
06:53圣上次货
06:55他还敢抗旨不成
06:57谢将军
06:59谢将军他
07:00来了是吧
07:02人都进来吧
07:03谢将军他没来
07:05他去了对街的燕家
07:07还带了宣旨的公公
07:09说是要
07:10说是要换新郎
07:12是吗
07:13什么
07:13放天成运皇帝诏曰
07:17朕闻婚事有变 可许谢将军空白照书一封
07:21无论王孙公子或是不依才是 请若看上 填下名字便算赐婚
07:28今此
07:29臣接旨
07:32谢将军 您可想清楚了 这名字一旦填上 可就改不了了
07:39我明白
07:41不准填我名字
07:43老子不干
07:47我冲突催
07:59风太大了 把小爷腿给吹卡了 我真是
08:03打死我也不去
08:11那就打死他
08:16If we don't hear our rules, we don't hear our rules.
08:20We don't hear our rules, but we don't hear our rules.
08:27I like this.
08:35Your friend.
08:36You're gonna send us your friends to the house?
08:40What kind of house?
08:42You're not going to come back to the house.
08:44What?
08:46You're not out of here.
08:48You're about to run out.
08:52You're about to run out of here.
08:54Don't be afraid.
08:56You're not out of here.
09:03What part?
09:04All right.
09:06Your friend.
09:07What's this?
09:11Come here.
09:12What's wrong?
09:13Let's go.
09:43It's been a long time since it started.
09:45It's been a long time since it started.
09:47Don't worry about it.
09:49I'm just going to drink it.
09:51I'm not going to drink it.
09:53I'm going to talk about it.
09:55I'm going to go back to him.
09:57Come back.
09:59Let's go.
10:05You.
10:13You're kidding me!
10:15You're a liar.
10:17You're a liar.
10:19You're a liar.
10:21You're a liar.
10:23You're not going to marry me.
10:25You're not going to marry me!
10:27That's so funny.
10:29You're not going to marry me.
10:31You're going to marry me.
10:33The father's wedding,
10:34his wedding,
10:36the end is going to die.
10:38You're lying.
10:40Okay.
10:41Okay.
10:42According to me, if you're not born, you're not born.
10:45If you're not born, you're not born.
10:47Then I'll fight for you.
10:49Here, let's go.
10:51Here, let's go.
10:52I'll fight for you.
10:53Ah!
10:57No!
11:02No!
11:03No!
11:04No!
11:05No!
11:06No!
11:07No!
11:08No!
11:09No!
11:10今日这婚,我不成啊!
11:13哼!
11:14今日只要我生起,他定会百依百顺。
11:17今日非得给他一个教训不可。
11:19不成婚。
11:21是!
11:22好啊!
11:24忘了告诉你。
11:26我被抢婚了。
11:29现已改嫁。
11:34燕,
11:35书,
11:36难。
11:38我没有!
11:39我没有!
11:42改嫁!
11:43她!
11:44你别改嫁!
11:47她是京城第一顽固!
11:49斗鸡走狗,棉花走狗,
11:51你竟我选她!
11:53是顽固又弱,
11:56那也比你墙上千倍百倍。
11:59这朋友竟然如此有眼光。
12:08谢七月啊!
12:09谢七月!
12:10你会后悔的!
12:11我等着看你回来求饶!
12:12来人啊!
12:13把这几个闹事的,
12:15给我轰出去!
12:16给我上!
12:18干什么?
12:19你在谁敢动我?
12:21你干什么?
12:22放开我!
12:23你干什么?
12:24放开我!
12:25放开我!
12:26放开我!
12:27放开我!
12:30接着奉月!
12:31接着舞!
12:32接着舞!
12:33接着舞!
12:35放开我!
12:36一拜天地!
12:41让我拜他想的美!
12:51二拜高堂!
12:55伏妻对拜!
12:57送入洞房!
12:58伏妻对拜!
12:59送入洞房!
13:00伏妻对拜!
13:01送入洞房!
13:03Pac beauty!
13:04一拜!
13:05年轻!
13:08诶!
13:10�!
13:15夫妻对拜!
13:17送入洞房!
13:23哎,哎呀!
13:25哎啊!
13:28哎!哎啊!
13:30哎�!哎哎……
13:32What are you doing?
13:33What are you doing?
13:38I'm not going to move.
13:40I'm not going to move.
13:41I'm not going to move.
13:42This is my family.
13:46The Lord said that you have been a great leader.
13:49He is not a great leader.
13:51He is a great leader.
13:52If you want to go to the next stage,
13:54then you have to give him a great leader.
14:02What are you doing?
14:04You are so smart.
14:06How can you stand up?
14:08I can't see you.
14:13You are so smart.
14:15You are so smart.
14:18You gotta see me.
14:20I know.
14:22
14:27我知道
14:30你今日被弃得神志不清
14:33小爷我呢
14:34可以写一封何离书给你
14:37我神志很轻
14:38面若白玉
14:41眉目寒情
14:43若是同他生个女娃娃
14:46定然精致可爱
14:49你这什么眼神
14:52跟看年珠似的
14:54实话跟你说吧
14:57爷就不喜欢你这款的
14:59那你喜欢哪一款
15:02当然是
15:05春菊燕姑娘那款啊
15:08人家那妖枝
15:10柔软可人
15:12那身段交配入骨
15:15哪像你呢
15:18
15:20好像更不错啊
15:31总之
15:33你不是小爷的菜
15:34是不是菜的
15:36也端上桌
15:38你做什么
15:52你做什么
15:52吃菜
15:54你干什么
15:57别过来
15:59老天啊
16:01你满大街我稳啊
16:04你满大街我稳啊
16:06哪个女人像你这般不坚持
16:09哪个女人像你这般不坚持
16:11不坚持
16:11
16:11不坚持
16:13
16:13
16:14
16:17
16:18
16:18
16:19
16:21
16:21可你不试试总知道
16:24我腰痴软不软
16:28身段脚不脚
16:32你别这样 我跟你说
16:36
16:49怎么没有声音啊
16:52Is it not our father?
16:56What happened to you?
16:57What happened to you?
16:58What happened to you in the house?
16:59Why did you study it in the house?
17:00I...
17:08Your wife was crying.
17:10It seems like a bit of a mess.
17:16Is this the voice of the voice of the voice?
17:18Can you hear it?
17:19Yes, yes.
17:21.
17:31...
17:37.
17:38.
17:39.
17:44.
17:49.
17:50You can take a job of the woman.
17:52Let me go.
17:55Hold on.
17:56You are married.
17:57You have to go with the woman.
17:59I'll go with the woman.
18:02You are.
18:07You are.
18:08I'll go with the woman.
18:14Little girl.
18:14I heard the woman.
18:16She is.
18:17She is.
18:18She is.
18:19Do you have a ticket or a ticket?
18:22The ticket.
18:36It's a ticket.
18:37It's a ticket.
18:41What do you do?
18:43I'm not going to die.
18:45Let's go.
18:49What do you do?
18:52What is the ticket?
18:54The ticket.
18:55The ticket.
18:56The ticket.
18:57The ticket.
18:58I will tell you how to win the other.
19:00The ticket.
19:01I saw a ticket.
19:03It's not easy.
19:05The ticket was the ticket.
19:07The ticket.
19:08The ticket.
19:09The ticket.
19:11That's not easy.
19:13You're not going to die.
19:14Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
19:44只要爷三天不回家
19:47就让他沦为全京城的笑柄
19:50那是
19:51也不看看你是谁
19:53树子言
19:56侯府传话来了
19:57
19:57世子妃说
19:59大点声
20:01世子妃说
20:03若你今晚乖乖回去
20:05便饶你一命
20:06明日就可未知了
20:14一个母叶叉而已
20:19给她点颜色
20:20真把自己当染坊了
20:22黄妈妈
20:23再给爷上十个
20:24买姜娘
20:25
20:26真男人
20:27我呸
20:28真不是男人
20:30我呸
20:31儿媳妇
20:31你尽管去抓人
20:33随便教训
20:34千万别说软
20:35不用
20:37明日
20:38我会让她乖乖自己回来
20:41小姐
20:48我身后就是春军了
20:51乌爷在里头待了一夜
20:52不急
20:55我要的东西准备好了吗
20:58都准备好了
20:59你去吧
21:11任凭那母叶叉再厉害
21:17又怎样
21:18你还救不回家
21:20斗鸡去了
21:23里面怎么没东西
21:32大将军呢
21:33大将军
21:36大将军
21:37大将军呢
21:38大将军呢
21:39大将军
21:40大将军
21:41世子爷
21:44小人一宿未眠
21:46就在此手上
21:47没见大将军助你啊
21:48你的意思是
21:50爷的宝贝斗鸡
21:51大将军能够大变活鸡
21:53跑了不成
21:54抓贼鸡了
21:57来看抓贼鸡了
22:00抓贼鸡了
22:02这鸡怎么成贼了
22:05抓贼鸡了
22:06死鸡
22:08胆大包天
22:09犯下许多罪行
22:11犯下许多罪行
22:12现当街处死
22:15以警笑评
22:18大将军
22:20大将军
22:21大将军
22:22大将军
22:23大将军
22:24大将军
22:26原来世子说的
22:28原来世子说的
22:29是这做贼的鸡
22:30你贪良的才做贼
22:32能文能武
22:33把爷的大将军
22:34带回来
22:35你贪良的才做贼
22:39能文能武
22:40
22:41把爷的大将军
22:42带回来
22:45去去去去去
22:46
22:47能文能武
22:48是武功高
22:49是能武功高
22:50是能武功高
22:57世子爷
22:58世子别大人也太疼了
23:00太疼了
23:01太疼了
23:06养一群
23:07废物
23:11跟谢将军一拳下去
23:12我都能死八回
23:24能文能武
23:25报文
23:28好啊
23:29那我们就报官
23:32大人
23:33大人
23:34我不要报复啊
23:35大人
23:36我不要报复啊
23:37我的脑袋
23:38就是被大将军给抓的
23:40你不要状告大将军
23:42悄悄名鸡
23:43会乱鸡犬
23:44当初我家补鸡
23:45被他领辱了三年
23:46回来足足生了八年的蛋呀
23:48这鸡可真是个畜生啊
23:52你们放屁
23:56我大将军向来截身自后
23:58你们想栽赃他
24:00拿出证据来啊
24:01拿出证据来啊
24:02世子爷
24:05世子爷
24:06都倒计了
24:11还想跟我道
24:12你在修炼几年
24:14你再来吧
24:15你再来吧
24:19你再来吧
24:20你再来吧
24:21你再来吧
24:22你再来吧
24:23他将军
24:24给我带上去吗
24:25给我带上去吗
24:26我带上去吧
24:27你再来吧
24:28
24:29
24:31你个多疯
24:34我要修了你
24:37我要修西
24:38我要修了她
24:40海棠
24:41
24:42
24:49Just a warning.
24:51This is your son.
24:53Oh, my son!
24:55The king of the king is black.
24:57The king is black.
24:59The king is not dead!
25:00No...
25:03The king...
25:04But if you ever want to be more and more...
25:07Oh...
25:08Wait!
25:09You don't want me to go back home?
25:11I would say I'm back!
25:13You are back?
25:14That is the second step.
25:15Today the step is to a fixed step after the season.
25:18After leaving, after the other day,
25:19we will be able to forgive.
25:20You are being a big problem?
25:27You are being a big problem?
25:36I have you!
25:37I have you!
25:39听说,艳势者一夜未归,谢将军这会儿肯定后悔改嫁呢
25:47回迎娶了青瑶,他再想后悔也无用啊
25:53谢亲
26:03谢,谢欣月,我这么大个活人站这儿,不得给我打声招呼吗
26:11你若现在认错的话,我还能勉强同意你回来做个妾
26:15赵怀奸,家里没公同呢
26:19什么,那也不能用嘴拉呀
26:22泼妇!你以为艳朔来是什么擅长吗
26:26我就当时你被那个顶固狠狠笑我
26:29他不滚过来
26:32Oh my god, who are you?
26:53Are you sure?
26:55Are you serious?
26:58You
27:07I am a fool
27:15I am a fool
27:16I am a fool
27:17I will be the fool
27:20This is a fool
27:25You are at a scene
27:26Oh, you hear me?
27:28People say you're doing a lot.
27:31What are you doing?
27:32I'm not going to die.
27:34I'm not going to die.
27:36I'm not going to die.
27:38I'm not going to die.
27:40I'm not going to die.
27:42I'm not going to die.
27:56Let me pass this one.
27:58I'll jump to you.
28:03floppy.
28:05pleasure.
28:07answer your question.
28:09believe.
28:11I'lldies you now.
28:14I'm going to die.
28:16I'm 28.
28:19Listen.
28:21I'm 28.
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