Below Deck Mediterranean - Season 10 Episode 01- Raising The Bar-Celona
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00:00This past Chargers season has been one of the toughest times in my entire life.
00:14That is an absolute f***ing s*** show.
00:17We're looking like f***ing Amishers.
00:19He's farting away.
00:21Holy Jesus.
00:22I thought that I was going to come on as a first time bosun.
00:26Oh God.
00:27And kill it.
00:28Why was I wrong?
00:29Boss, in the end, just turned into the best because of this.
00:44I would say the airport.
00:46I'll tell you what.
00:47That is hot.
00:48I'm trying to complain.
00:50I won't complain.
00:51Happy days.
00:52Here we are at the airport.
00:55Got my lago to my lovers.
00:57Helping to drop me off.
00:59We're at the airport.
01:00It's crunch time.
01:02I'm feeling a little bit nervy.
01:04I have just spent £4.95 on a bottle of water.
01:09Gave me her number.
01:10Bring one of the napkins from the airline.
01:12Excited to get cooking.
01:13Let's hope my knives make it through security.
01:15This will officially be my first superyacht.
01:18I'm going to pop my superyacht cherry.
01:20And I'm so excited.
01:22Let's go.
01:23Fence flies.
01:24everyone who's corriendo the rocket.
01:25Bye.
01:40Let's do this.
01:41Coming back to Barcelona, it feels like I'm coming home.
01:44I lived here for four years as a captain, but I feel like I grew up here.
01:47If I can do four scenes, it is the largest metropolis in the Net.
01:51From the history, to the art, to the culture, to the food, the football, soccer, football, to.
01:59Thank you so much.
02:00Yes, you're welcome.
02:02I have not been here since 2009, and I think it's going to be an epic season.
02:08Gorgeous.
02:10Oh, I can't wait to see Sandy.
02:12This is gorgeous.
02:16Sandy!
02:21Oh, my God.
02:25I'm so glad you're here.
02:27Congratulations.
02:30All of these big life things.
02:32I'm so proud of you.
02:33Yes, I'm engaged.
02:35This is very exciting.
02:37I feel like Sandy inspired Scott.
02:39With you.
02:41Baby.
02:43Oh, my God.
02:44Yes, baby.
02:45Thank you very much.
02:46I am so grateful that I have Scott, because there are not many men that could handle me.
02:55The boat.
02:55Yeah.
02:56I like it very much.
02:57Bravado is a newer boat, newer equipment.
02:59Awesome.
02:59I think you're going to love it.
03:01I want to give you the CVs of the, uh, so, Victoria.
03:04She doesn't seem to have much housekeeping experience.
03:07No.
03:08She can learn.
03:09Kizzy Kitchener.
03:11Oh, she was a service store on a 100-meter boat.
03:13Oh, creating decorative imagine in an upside-down setting.
03:18Okay, awesome.
03:21This boat will show no dust whatsoever.
03:25Hello.
03:26Josh.
03:26Hi.
03:27Are you the chef?
03:28Chef.
03:29Nice to meet you.
03:29Nice to meet you.
03:30Hey, Captain.
03:34Hey, welcome aboard.
03:35Josh, nice to meet you.
03:36Yeah, you too.
03:37Come on in.
03:38Krimis.
03:40Lovely.
03:40You worked at a Michelin star?
03:4210, 11 years there at Michelin restaurants.
03:43I am very excited.
03:46To see what you can do.
03:47Yeah, I'm going to let you down, Captain.
03:48Lovely to meet you.
03:49Yeah, thank you.
03:50See you later.
03:51But first, just my star.
03:56Ooh, oh, that's a great big bath room.
04:01Oh, yeah.
04:03I think Mama will be having this one.
04:05Where is Nathan?
04:10I'm excited about having Nathan come back as bosun this season.
04:13He's had a lot of experience on other vessels, handling lines.
04:17He's very comfortable on deck, and he's trustworthy.
04:20Go, go, go, go, go, go.
04:22I think this is going to be a great charter season.
04:25It's very exciting.
04:27Are you sure which cabin I'm in?
04:28You can choose.
04:29You can choose whatever.
04:30Yeah.
04:31Perfect.
04:31Perfect.
04:40I'm going to be so strong.
04:41I hate you.
04:47Bravo.
04:48Bravo.
04:52Do you mind helping me?
04:54Kizzy, I'm one of yours.
04:56You're Kizzy?
04:56You're one of my stews?
04:57Yes.
04:57I'm so happy to have you here.
05:00Hey.
05:00Hello.
05:01Oh, yeah, this is Josh.
05:02Kizzy.
05:02Kizzy.
05:02Kizzy.
05:03Yeah, she's one of my stewies.
05:04Nice.
05:05Kizzy.
05:07That's bad luck.
05:09Do you want to come up the back with me?
05:11Yeah, I'd love to.
05:12I actually love sharing cabins.
05:13So do I.
05:14I hate me by myself.
05:15Hey.
05:16Nice.
05:17The princess vacuum.
05:18Hi.
05:19I'm the season.
05:20How are you?
05:20Hi.
05:21Yes.
05:21No, no, no, no.
05:22Hello.
05:23Hey, le français is là.
05:25I'm back, baby.
05:26What have you been up to?
05:27I was in Bali for years because last season, you know, my energy was there, but my motivation
05:32was on the edge of burnout.
05:36My friend, it's so heavy.
05:38We don't have time to sit around and wank.
05:40What are you doing, bro?
05:41No.
05:42Don't do that.
05:43Yeah, I do some hypnosis.
05:44In Bali, I discovered hypnosis.
05:46Like a snap, everything changed and that blew my mind how powerful it was.
05:51Like for me to go to this new age of inner peace.
05:54I'm the new Max.
05:55I'm the new brand.
05:56Devotion is to the maximum now.
05:57Right, you're not going to want to leave, right?
05:58No.
05:59I'm not leaving.
06:00What?
06:01We only have two and a half weeks left.
06:03Promise.
06:04No, no, no.
06:05I'm there.
06:05I'm there.
06:05I'm ready.
06:06You know, I'm on to.
06:07Go check out the boat.
06:08Okay.
06:08See you later.
06:09Okay.
06:18What are we going to do?
06:20Where's Nathan?
06:22How's it going?
06:23Just getting my ass into gear.
06:25Just got to work fast.
06:26Have you been on boats for long?
06:28Three years.
06:29Working in Michigan kitchens, I mean, it's good because you become a great chef, but it's
06:32intense.
06:33One time I was running the meat section at a kitchen.
06:36I was 20 minutes late on a check.
06:38The chef behind the pass grabbed me, pulled my head down onto the hot pass like that, and
06:45just screamed at me.
06:46And I like, I remember like getting up and being like, yes, chef.
06:50Did it burn your face?
06:51A little bit, but he got suspended for a week.
06:54Hey, by the way, if you're watching, just been in the BVI doing some work on mosquito and
06:59NECA.
07:00Yeah.
07:01Hello, my dad.
07:02My name is Max.
07:03I'm Aisha.
07:04Aisha.
07:05Aisha.
07:06Yeah.
07:06George, nice to meet you.
07:08I guess you can kind of just pick a cabin because the Bison's not here yet.
07:13What the f***?
07:14Really lazy?
07:15Exactly.
07:16Hi, nice to meet you.
07:17Nice to meet you, Kizzy.
07:18I go here?
07:19Absolutely not.
07:21Cheeky, cheeky, boy.
07:22I'm joking.
07:23Yeah, she look good, huh?
07:25Kizzy, kizzy.
07:26She's like a visual dildo.
07:29Oh, this is going to be nutty.
07:30You'll be in the seven.
07:44Where are you from?
07:46Florida.
07:47Yeah.
07:48When you first came in, I thought you were like, um, European.
07:51I'm Cuban, baby.
07:51I have guys look at me, they'll be like, I don't know, like, you look like a white girl.
07:55You have green eyes and blonde hair.
07:56I'm like, listen, this ass is Cuban.
07:58If you look at it, it's there.
08:00It's definitely Cuban.
08:01This is Nick.
08:03What's your name?
08:04V.
08:04Just V?
08:05V.
08:05Me is M.
08:06M?
08:07M.
08:07M.
08:08M.
08:08Max.
08:09Yeah.
08:14Hello.
08:15Hi.
08:15Hi.
08:16Christian.
08:16Aisha.
08:17Nice to meet you.
08:18Nice to meet you.
08:19Kizzy, V.
08:20Christian, nice to meet you.
08:21Max.
08:21Christian, nice to meet you.
08:22You're French.
08:23You're French.
08:24No, I'm Colombian.
08:24No, it's not Colombian.
08:25It's going to be the bosun.
08:29No.
08:30I don't know when they arrive.
08:32Let's come sit down here.
08:37Sunflower oil bottle.
08:39You're going to run the deck until we get Nathan or a bosun?
08:42Just get it clean, turn it around.
08:44You see the arms of this guy and my arms too, so it's going to be easy, don't worry.
08:49So you've worked on a lot of big boats.
08:51Yeah.
08:52I just say that you're really good with service, which I love.
08:54And then what's your experience like?
08:57So it started like two years ago.
08:59Really day charters do there and like a bit of interior and a bit of exterior.
09:03Okay, cool.
09:04Looking at the experience, Kizzy, you'll be my second stew.
09:07I need a service queen.
09:09And then you'll be the third stew, mornings, cabins and laundry.
09:14I haven't done too much laundry.
09:15So you've got to learn quite quickly.
09:16I got you.
09:18I've written a little poem.
09:20I'm a bit worried about V because it rhymes with Brie.
09:24And I've got PTSD from last season's laundry.
09:29I need to like read the whole manual to understand how this is you.
09:32I feel like no clothes are waiting.
09:33You're still waiting for yourself too.
09:35Everyone's standing there wondering where their clothes are.
09:38I want to believe that she's capable of learning.
09:41Because coming into this season, I do not want my standard to drop.
09:46I need to make my mama proud.
09:49We can go f***ing gung-ho.
09:51Yeah.
09:51Get cleaning the cabins.
09:52Let's go fast.
09:53Any idea what time the crew is coming?
09:56No, but we'll be the guys in sales.
09:59We do like one side each and we make our way down.
10:02Okay.
10:03Can you show me your hospital corners?
10:05Put your hand under.
10:05And just slide, like don't even tuck it in.
10:08Just slide it.
10:09Wurges.
10:11When I work in airlines.
10:12In airlines?
10:13For you, you're like Homer Simpson.
10:14You made all the job.
10:16Yes.
10:17No, because the thing when you work in an airline, if you hook up with the cabing crew.
10:21Yeah.
10:22Thousands of crew.
10:23Every girl digs a pilot.
10:24It's in my blood.
10:25Like I'm the seventh pilot of the family.
10:27I was the captain.
10:28I was the one in charge of the aircraft.
10:30And then COVID happened.
10:31No more clients.
10:32I didn't know what to do.
10:33Then I started with yachting.
10:36And starting from scratch in a different career is just like a big challenge.
10:40But yachting can give me the lifestyle that I want in terms of like good money and a lot of time off.
10:47And girls love deckhands too.
10:49I don't know what to do.
10:50Oh, I wish the bosom was here.
10:53Oh, s**t.
10:53Oh.
11:01Hello.
11:02Hello, captain.
11:03How's things?
11:04Good.
11:05Where are you?
11:06I got food poisoning.
11:08And I've been up getting sick and all sorts ever since.
11:13So I'm hoping that I can be better by tomorrow.
11:19We go on charter tomorrow.
11:21So we need you.
11:22Yeah.
11:23Wow.
11:24No.
11:24Get some rest and hydrate.
11:26Hydrate, hydrate.
11:27If Nathan isn't here, I don't have my bosun.
11:29I don't meet the manning requirements for the vessel.
11:32I won't be able to leave the dock.
11:34I don't know what we're going to do.
11:36All right.
11:37See you later.
11:37Bye-bye.
11:41Coming up.
11:42Deck team.
11:43We're missing two.
11:44Boss and Max.
11:45I had a nice ring to it.
11:46He really wants to be the boss.
11:49You didn't do it, huh?
11:50This is important.
11:51And later.
11:51This can be your knife if you like it in the pantry so you don't have to keep coming back.
11:55I feel like a little puppeteer and I'm like, dance boys.
11:58You don't want me to come back?
12:00I want you to come back.
12:01Come back whenever you want.
12:02All crew, all crew, let's meet in the main salon for our first meeting.
12:11Coffee, yeah, we are coming.
12:12Hi.
12:13Hello.
12:14Christian.
12:14See you.
12:15Captain Sanjay.
12:16Hi, Captain.
12:16Hi.
12:17Um, you guys look happy, eager, energy's there.
12:22I'm happy to have you.
12:23A couple things I want to go over.
12:25I do want you to listen to your department heads.
12:27If it makes it to the bridge, you will have the wrath of Sandy.
12:30So I want to introduce our first officer, Ben, and then...
12:37Now, deck team, little bit of bad news.
12:41Uh, we're missing two.
12:42So they have food poisoning.
12:44Wow.
12:45When do they arrive?
12:47I don't know.
12:49Yeah, so it's just us.
12:51You could do this, right?
12:53We're not going to be able to do it.
12:56We can do it.
12:57Boss and Mags add a nice ring to it.
13:00When Nathan gets here, he's an awesome guy.
13:02He knows his stuff.
13:03Is it Nathan Nathan?
13:05Oh, my God!
13:07I love Nathan.
13:09Don't pop it or you're fired.
13:106.
13:11What are you doing this way?
13:12I don't know.
13:12Are you lean?
13:13Now, circle round up the stairs.
13:15No, no, no!
13:16I think Nathan is going to absolutely nail it if he's alive.
13:21So what?
13:22Is this position?
13:23Boss and Mags.
13:23Boss and Mags.
13:23Okay.
13:24Did you think you were the boss?
13:25No, temporary.
13:26All done the situation for the rest.
13:27I love the confidence.
13:28Great.
13:29Charter number one begins tomorrow.
13:30Okay.
13:31All right, let's go back to work.
13:32Woohoo!
13:32You could do this.
13:33Okay.
13:35Do you guys want to start on making the bets?
13:37We're not going to have time.
13:38Okay, just shut up.
13:39Just go like a bull to our objective.
13:41You never know when you're going to have time to do it.
13:48So tell me about yourselves.
13:50Single.
13:51Well, I technically am.
13:53Mine's like really tragic.
13:5411 months ago on my birthday, my boyfriend passed away.
13:58Oh my God, I'm so sorry.
14:00It's all right.
14:01It's all right.
14:03Oh, how the did that happen?
14:05You drowned.
14:07Yeah.
14:08Oh, the story keeps getting worse.
14:09Yeah.
14:11I met Bond trying to like get my dive certification.
14:13He was a dive instructor at the time.
14:15Turns out I had a whole romance with my dive instructor.
14:19We did everything together.
14:21We'd cuddle underwater.
14:22We'd kiss underwater.
14:22Like it was beautiful.
14:24Losing someone I loved so much.
14:26Your heart physically hurts.
14:28The first few months I was like brain dead.
14:31I pulled my boots up by the straps.
14:34Tried going back to scuba diving and I just couldn't do it.
14:37Because scuba was the gift he gave me.
14:39That's why I'm here now.
14:40Yeah.
14:42So.
14:43It's such a mystery because he was a dive instructor.
14:46I'm not smiling because it's funny, but I get really uncomfortable and I can't not smile in these situations.
14:51Oh, it's because you're British.
14:52You guys don't know how to do it.
14:53I don't have tons of dark humor.
14:55It's the only way to deal with it.
14:56Your boyfriend's dead.
14:57Shame.
14:58Well, if you even need to cry, my arms are open.
15:00You didn't do it, huh?
15:02No.
15:03No.
15:03This is important.
15:07The silver...
15:08Yeah, that's what I'm doing.
15:09The silver thing.
15:09I'm a natural leader.
15:12I like to go like rude, rough at the beginning.
15:15And I want to lead with fear.
15:17And the Louis XVI reign.
15:19There is a guy called Maximilien, like me.
15:21Robespierre.
15:22Start to speak up in the streets.
15:24And took like the old people of France together.
15:28And start to make revolution.
15:30He was like using the Qiyotin.
15:31And every day he was like killing all the royalty.
15:35So maybe I was a reincarnation.
15:38Let's do it for Captain Sanjay.
15:42Are we finished on the sand deck?
15:44Yeah, man.
15:46I read on your CV you like decorating.
15:49I love it.
15:50Thank God, because I literally cannot stand it.
15:54I've always been a service girl.
15:55I've worked on lots of charters.
15:57But last season, I was on a private boat, which was really cool.
16:01Especially because the owner, he died.
16:03RIP.
16:03So we were just...
16:06No, it's not funny.
16:09He's dead.
16:10But I didn't have to do anything.
16:13We literally got paid to like run loose on that boat.
16:15That's so good.
16:16You're going to decorate everything.
16:18Great.
16:19Stunning.
16:20All crew, all crew.
16:21Provisions are here.
16:21Copy.
16:22Hello, sir.
16:23Okay, we're going to make a chain.
16:25I think we're going to sink with this much stuff.
16:28Oh, that's a lot of provisions.
16:30I'll focus on getting the provisions away.
16:32And you're going to focus on getting all the cabins done.
16:34We're going to get it away all in one piece.
16:36I'm going to help him.
16:38If you can just have a little tour, just for the detailing here.
16:41And I meet you downstairs, okay?
16:42Yeah, yeah, yeah.
16:43Max, I'm impressed.
16:45You came back a changed man.
16:47I didn't lie, huh?
16:48I'm so tired.
16:49Actually, true, his toiletries, too.
16:52Yeah.
16:52What do you want me to do?
16:53Let's dry this.
16:54Can you clean, like, the hedge?
16:55Oh, please.
16:57Please.
16:57I'm begging you.
16:58I want to stop, like, yesterday.
17:03I can't believe it's already nine.
17:05I know.
17:06It's mental.
17:07Go down.
17:08I'm going to throw them to you.
17:08We just have to do the outboard, and we're good.
17:10Look, if you go like this, you can make a wide after face.
17:17Excellent work.
17:18Thank you, Captain.
17:20We done it, bro.
17:21Thank goodness.
17:22The guy is more experienced than me, but it's like he really, really wants to be the boss.
17:27I mean, we're in the same position, mate.
17:29I mean, you're a freaking deckhand as well.
17:30Just the rubbish bag, and we're done.
17:32I'm done.
17:37Oh, my God.
17:40For f***ing sakes, man.
17:44Me and you will start at seven.
17:45I'll start you at eight, because you're on nine.
17:48Yeah.
17:48Don't forget to sleep, George.
17:49You'll have to force me to stop.
17:53F***ing, finally.
17:58Oh, my God.
18:10All right, there's something in there.
18:16What?
18:17No, man.
18:19No.
18:20I didn't listen to music all day, so I put some music on in my ear.
18:23That kind of helped me.
18:24Jump down.
18:25Yeah.
18:25I used to work in kitchens where we didn't have music for years, and I didn't realize
18:30how much it affected me until I left that kind of world.
18:33The box that they want you to be in a mixture style restaurant is kind of robotic.
18:37That's why, for someone who's super creative, I had to get away.
18:40I very much see myself as an artist.
18:43I have lots of different mediums that I enjoy.
18:45Writing music, playing guitar, dressing as rock stars, creating different styles of food.
18:51It's all part of an art form.
18:53I'd wear nail varnish, but I can't, because I've got to work in the kitchen.
18:56That might come off in the food.
18:58So you need music.
18:59Find me a little tam-tam.
19:00Well, I have one here.
19:02Oh, yeah.
19:03Wow.
19:03We're going to be in the jingle-jungle-jungle in here.
19:08Oh, yeah.
19:08Thank God.
19:09Let's do the detailing here.
19:11Yeah.
19:11Good morning.
19:13Yeah.
19:13So we'll just do this quick, quick, quick.
19:14Priority is crew uniform.
19:17Yeah.
19:17Tuck it in.
19:17Just do, like, Express 30.
19:19I see what you're saying.
19:20Yeah.
19:21Do you hear?
19:22Yeah, yeah, yeah.
19:23Being a stewardess, my technique is called winging it.
19:27That is my technique.
19:30Cool.
19:31Cool.
19:39Oh, oh, yes, I can't hear that.
19:43My signature is there, bro.
19:45Finally.
19:47Oh, we get to do another scene.
19:49I know.
19:49What the f***?
19:51So we will be all here, like, so happy.
19:53Sam.
19:54Hello.
19:55Yes, Max.
19:56Hey, bro.
19:56Nathan.
19:57Nathan.
19:57I'm Max.
19:59Hi.
19:59Hello, Captain.
20:00How's things?
20:01I'm so glad you're here.
20:03How are you?
20:04Yesterday was a disaster, but we're here.
20:06We're going to make it work.
20:07Yeah.
20:07So the guys did a good job.
20:09We just have to get ready for charter.
20:10Max I've worked with before.
20:12Yeah.
20:12Kind of ran the deck yesterday.
20:14Way more experience.
20:15More than the other two.
20:16What time's pickup?
20:1712.30.
20:1712.30.
20:18Yeah.
20:18Sound.
20:19Okay.
20:19Jesus.
20:20As a first time boatswain, obviously, I thought I was going to have 24 hours on the boat,
20:25figure out where things are.
20:26But them 24 hours have been cut down to two.
20:30I barely even know who my team is.
20:32And I think your uniform's downstairs.
20:33Perfect.
20:34Great.
20:34I'm not going to waste time.
20:35Yes, that's right.
20:36I'm going to crack it.
20:36Jesus Christ.
20:38This is going to be a fun season.
20:42Crew quarters in here.
20:44Oh, it.
20:45I don't know where to start.
20:47Coming up.
20:49Oh, my God.
20:50The f***ing jet ski's floating away.
20:51What happened?
20:53That was my cold.
20:53Go back.
20:54I don't know what they're doing.
20:55One guy's swimming.
20:56Jesus f***ing Christ.
21:04Nice, guys.
21:05Christian.
21:05Christian, Nathan.
21:06How's it going to be?
21:07Yeah, I'm bosom.
21:08Oh, sweet.
21:08How are you feeling?
21:0970%.
21:10I don't know where to put anything.
21:11Just chuck it in a cupboard.
21:12So, we are finishing the bridge deck.
21:14The main deck, I did the port sides and starboard.
21:16Got on us for yesterday for two people.
21:18If you guys focus on port side, main deck, I'll do the bow.
21:23Oh, my God.
21:23Uh, right.
21:26Hey.
21:27Hello, hello.
21:28Could I have a look at the CVs?
21:30Oh, yeah.
21:31Oh.
21:33Oh, f***.
21:34Is she here yet?
21:35No, she's not here yet.
21:36Okay.
21:38Yeah, man.
21:39The trouble is coming, bro.
21:41Take a look.
21:41Give him some time.
21:42Don't just name the lead deckhand.
21:44Yeah.
21:44Give it to Charter 3.
21:46Thanks, Kathleen.
21:46Look, this princess.
21:47Hello, mademoiselle.
21:49Go, go, go, go.
21:51Oh.
21:51Do you want to help with the back?
21:52Yeah, of course.
21:53Oh, f***.
21:54Hello.
21:54Hello.
21:55I'm Tess, analyst to meet you.
21:57Hi, Max.
21:57Hi.
21:58Where you come from?
21:59Dead in bed.
22:00I thought about coming yesterday, but then just the thought of sh***ing myself on deck.
22:05I couldn't.
22:06I couldn't.
22:09Sorry.
22:11Come, Tess, and just give me the stairs and go straight.
22:13My last few boats have been 120 metres plus.
22:16I'm used to working in a team of 10.
22:18You know, we get a job list at the start of the day and we have a role.
22:21So, in my mind, I'm like, oh, this will be easy.
22:23It's just like a small scale of like what I'm used to.
22:26Welcome aboard.
22:27Tess, nice to meet you.
22:28How are you feeling?
22:29The last 24 hours is rough.
22:31Serious f***ing, Roshi.
22:32Carrier, personal, gym, weight.
22:34Okay, go change.
22:35We have to move that.
22:37Oh, God.
22:38Deck crew, meet me on the main deck app for the preference sheet meeting.
22:41On the way.
22:42Josh, Josh, are you free to come to the master?
22:45Copy, coming now.
22:46Hey, gal.
22:47Hi.
22:48We're going to do a preference sheet meeting.
22:50Oh, so much to do, Max.
22:51I know, man.
22:52Two hours are coming, guys.
22:53Yeah.
22:53Hey, Gab.
22:54Hello, Captain.
22:54Take one.
22:55What?
22:56Hello.
22:56Hello.
22:57Tessa.
22:57Ciao, Tessa.
22:58Welcome to the deck team.
23:01It's pretty hectic.
23:01We have guests coming in like two hours.
23:04Chop, chop.
23:04So we've got these really cool iPads.
23:08So the primary is Carl.
23:11He's a serial entrepreneur renowned in the world of web startups.
23:14So a douchebag.
23:17Friends of Carl, Eunice, Philip, Jess, Maria, Da Vinci, and his fiancee Alexandra are hoping
23:22for a luxury professional service on this trip.
23:25On day one, Carl and his group want to indulge in the water toys and to get ready for their
23:30Bitcoin extravaganza.
23:32Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin.
23:33Day two, the group would like to explore the charming coastal town of Sitges.
23:38All right, cool.
23:38Let's get to it because we have guests coming.
23:40It is one hour.
23:41Okay, cool.
23:41Thanks, gals.
23:43I just want to show you the jacuzzi setup.
23:45How do you turn this up?
23:47How do you turn it up?
23:48That should be it now.
23:50Yeah.
23:50Yeah.
23:50Sweet.
23:50Looks a little bit smoky still.
23:53The toilet.
23:54Just sit it so that it's like there.
23:56Okay.
23:56Sweet.
23:56There's the hose, so just pop the hose in to fill the jacuzzi.
24:00All crew, all crew, guest arrival is 15 minutes out.
24:03F*** you down, mate.
24:04Please get into your whites and meet on the dot.
24:07Copy.
24:07Copy.
24:08Copy.
24:09Here we go.
24:10Can I leave these with your lips?
24:12Yes.
24:12That's a nice perfume you have on.
24:13Thank you very much.
24:15My God, he's flirting with me.
24:17Right.
24:22F***.
24:23Kevin's spotless.
24:24Let's do this.
24:25All crew, all crew, to the duck.
24:26Oh my God, I actually can't believe it.
24:31Wow, this is beautiful.
24:34Is this the best yacht you've ever seen?
24:35No, not the best, but it's good.
24:37Right, lads.
24:38Good luck.
24:39Oh, here they come.
24:40Hi.
24:41Welcome, Sandy.
24:43Carl.
24:43Carl and Aisha.
24:45Da Vinci.
24:45Da Vinci, wow.
24:47Beautiful name.
24:48Cheers, good years.
24:49Welcome to Motor Yacht Bravado.
24:52Aisha's going to show you around the boat.
24:53We're going to head out to sea and get to your first anchorage
24:56so you guys can get in the water.
24:58Here we go.
24:58Okay, let's go.
24:59Vamos.
25:00What change?
25:00Then they come get the luggage.
25:02This is my deck up.
25:04We'll tend to do breakfast services down here.
25:06It's very beautiful.
25:07And we have to get you one with diamonds.
25:09I need to buy the diamond.
25:10Here we have the sand deck.
25:13Get skis.
25:13Okay, how many horsepower?
25:15Hey, this is good.
25:15I feel like this is where you guys will spend most of your time.
25:19It's just such a nice buy.
25:20A crypto investor, you know?
25:22Yeah.
25:22Probably wipes his ass with like 50 euro notes.
25:24This is the master suite.
25:26Office and gym.
25:27Perfect.
25:28My own office.
25:28This is a sexy room.
25:29That's my spy.
25:31What the f*** is in that, man?
25:33I'm going to go down to my plat room.
25:35This is the king.
25:37This is the queen.
25:37And there are two twins at the end.
25:39This is significantly worse.
25:41What?
25:42You should say our room.
25:43David has the VIP.
25:44And then this is the queen room.
25:46Jessica, take this one.
25:48Amazing.
25:48Mm-hmm.
25:49Girls, girls.
25:50Please put our red polo's on.
25:51Copy.
25:52So, you're just going to have one person up here?
25:54Yeah, I'm going to have Max doing the lines for me.
25:56All right.
25:56Cheers.
25:57I lived in Barcelona for years.
25:59I know this marina like the back of my hand.
26:01Getting off the dock for me should be pretty easy.
26:03Can I go on the bow?
26:04Yeah, go on the bow.
26:05Thank you, bro.
26:05When you have experience, you know where to place the people and then trust them.
26:10I trust Nathan.
26:11I know he can do this.
26:13And I know I can run a bow.
26:14I'll have Tez and Christian on the stern, okay?
26:17Nice.
26:18V for Bitcoin.
26:20Kizzy and I are just going to be on service.
26:22You can just take away at laundry and stuff.
26:24Captain, the ground lines are safe to drop.
26:27Let's do it.
26:27Drop the lines.
26:29All line release.
26:31The top on the line.
26:32Yeah.
26:33All stern lines off.
26:34Clear on the stern.
26:37Starboard side, 30 metres.
26:39Seven metres holding.
26:40Oh, we're already moving.
26:42Damn, that was quick.
26:45Do you have to make that level before bringing it in?
26:47Yeah, you'll have to make it level, yeah.
26:49Starboard side, 10 metres.
26:51Clear for the ground lines.
26:52Got it, Tez.
26:53No, it's not going in.
26:54Yeah?
26:55Where are these lines going?
26:56In the lacerate?
26:57They're getting stored in the forepeak.
26:58Um, it's not going in.
27:00I don't know why.
27:02Do you want to just ask the engineers if he can get it in for us?
27:04Yeah.
27:0510 metres to counter-marine.
27:07Max, how's my start?
27:08Clear?
27:09Yeah, channel clear.
27:10Yeah, that is nice.
27:11There's always bigger yachts.
27:12You can never have the biggest yachts.
27:14Unless you're Jeff Bezos.
27:15Engineer, engineer Tessa?
27:16Oh, no.
27:17Don't go over the radio.
27:18Just go down.
27:19Is he down there?
27:19Yeah, yeah.
27:20Sorry.
27:21I'm too focused on getting off the dock and doing my job safely.
27:25I can't hold their hands.
27:2710 metres, port side.
27:29Is that tight?
27:30Ah, we'll just pay like this for now.
27:32Save it from coming undone.
27:34Yeah, you can see already, this team's not capable of giving 100%.
27:39I'm all set.
27:40Thanks, Nathan.
27:41Bobby, thank you.
27:42This one here?
27:43This one, bro, he's so big.
27:45Come on, this is.
27:46I don't even know what to do with myself.
27:47Oh, f***ing nightmare.
27:51Coming up.
27:52Nathan, control the drop.
27:55Oh, s***.
27:55It's too swelling.
27:56Oh, okay.
27:57Sorry.
27:58Sorry.
27:58Oh.
28:01Let's go in there.
28:06Woo!
28:07We're all set on the box now.
28:09We're our friends.
28:10Just deck checks.
28:11So if you want to do the first one things.
28:12Yeah, I'll just have to say one.
28:13Back here on the anchor.
28:15What do you do?
28:16I have a real estate company in Dubai.
28:18That's cool.
28:19In Dubai, you can buy anything with crypto.
28:20Really?
28:21Yeah.
28:21Scott's really into it, and every time he tries to talk to me about it, I'm just like...
28:25Oh, sorry.
28:28I order cash to my house.
28:30Yeah.
28:31What?
28:31And they bring me up to $10 million.
28:33If you want to ever deliver $10 million to my house, you're welcome to do that.
28:40Anyway, we'll start fun, like 20 minutes, and then you can jump in the water.
28:45Amazing.
28:45It's amazing.
28:49Okay.
28:51Okra, okra, ETA, 10 minutes.
28:53Cheers, Shagher.
28:54Hi, Dr Shagher.
28:56I'm going to behave myself this year, though.
28:58Telling you.
28:58Whatever.
29:00I am on my best behavior.
29:01Sounds boring.
29:02When's the last time you talked to Gail?
29:04Like two days ago, I think.
29:05Oh, really?
29:06Do you guys a fan?
29:07No, we're friends, yeah.
29:08Oh, good.
29:09I know what's good, yeah.
29:10Hi.
29:10Hello.
29:11I'm Gail.
29:12Nathan.
29:12I lost an earring.
29:16I know.
29:17Hope's cool.
29:18I'm an innocent boy.
29:19I don't want to get out of bed.
29:20I just want to be warm and hugged.
29:22Shall we go?
29:30Shall we?
29:31I actually can't wait.
29:32Me too.
29:33You guys saw each other for like six months or so, eh?
29:36Yeah, it's still Christmas time.
29:37And then what happened?
29:39I kind of just cut it off.
29:40After the season, we went traveling for six, seven weeks together, and then we tried to
29:45maintain it, but the distance was an issue, and because of how busy I was working 13 hours
29:50a day, it just wasn't sustainable.
29:53It's hard doing distance unless you're like fully committed.
29:56I just have to f*** around.
29:57You're young, man.
29:58Like, seriously.
30:00It's a f***ing shangha.
30:01Always a calm feeling on a boat.
30:03Are you still going to buy one?
30:04Yes, of course.
30:05What's your budget?
30:06I'd say 30 million.
30:09Let's f***ing go.
30:11I'm ready when you guys are.
30:12What's your?
30:13Two shackles.
30:14Two shackles.
30:16Shall we go with the first thing?
30:17Yeah.
30:18V, V, can you please come and run plates for lunch?
30:20Copy that.
30:21Is it okay to be in stocks for lunch service?
30:23Shoes, please.
30:24Okay.
30:27That's two at the waterline.
30:29Long stay.
30:29These are sourdough, ciabatta rolls.
30:32Okay, can I have two to the last, please?
30:34Yeah, let's go.
30:34Let's do the naughty boys.
30:35Yeah.
30:35How's it?
30:36Naughty!
30:36Now that we've dropped anchor, I want the naughty boys out.
30:39I would say the expectation is to have all water toys out in 45 minutes.
30:44One more.
30:45I thought we'd do it one by one.
30:46Do you guys need a pump?
30:47Yeah, I think there's a pump here.
30:49Yeah.
30:50We'll see how the first one goes.
30:52We're all set.
30:53Nice work.
30:53Alrighty.
30:54Be mindful of the vinaigrette might spill.
30:59Can we attach this to somewhere before we keep blowing it off?
31:02Yeah, yeah.
31:02Kinomar salad.
31:03We've got this ready.
31:04Aubergine baba ghanoush.
31:05You have a chef every day.
31:07Each meal.
31:08Yeah, it's really good.
31:09You still have the 22-year-old Russian, right?
31:11Yes.
31:12We're talking about chef here.
31:14Yes.
31:16Lamb chops with a honey dressing.
31:18Would you like an oyster?
31:20It's such a pleasure.
31:21How do you do this?
31:22Bro, just push, please.
31:24Not too much.
31:26Because there is water there.
31:27I'm going to go for 30.
31:28Can you just get everything out, yeah?
31:30Yeah, yeah, yeah.
31:30Cool.
31:31Do you like lamb chop?
31:32Yes.
31:32That's amazing.
31:34I think that's good.
31:35It's hard to f***ing tell them.
31:36Dear crew, dear crew, can I have one person to the vogue with a life jacket to retrieve the jet ski?
31:42I got it.
31:42All right, safe.
31:44Hey, guys, how are you?
31:45Good, how are you?
31:46We've got a beautiful king ma salad, smoked baba ghanoush, lamb racks here, honey and coriander,
31:50some ribeye with chimichurri, sea bass with ginger, chili.
31:54Perfect.
31:55Enjoy lunch, guys.
31:55Thanks for your effort.
31:56No problem.
31:56Thank you very much.
31:57It's amazing.
31:58Yeah, it's very yummy.
32:00It's very good.
32:00Juicy and nice.
32:02Really good job.
32:05Good to go.
32:05Yep, man.
32:06This is f***ing tamed.
32:08Christian Tessa.
32:09Can we get the jet skis in the water?
32:11In a little bit more time.
32:13It's a f***ing, bro.
32:14More time.
32:15I can't wait to do jet skis.
32:17So the crew are going to get the water toys in.
32:19So by the time you finish here, everything will be in the water.
32:22Is that crew, can we launch the jet ski, please?
32:24No.
32:24Yeah.
32:26Lord of mercy.
32:27Naked race best, but I think you got different management strategy as me.
32:32I'm not going to whip you as the chamois and say, let's f***ing do it.
32:36I'll take my guillotine out of my suitcase.
32:39Did you pack your guillotine?
32:40I pack always my guillotine with me.
32:42It's a bit expensive, yeah, when I travel, but yeah, it's worth it.
32:47We just need a system.
32:48We will do a not course.
32:50Let me just go down, check.
32:52Have you finished? Can I clear your plate?
32:54Yeah.
32:54Yeah?
32:55Let that go, but don't let me go, okay?
32:57Let's start doing jet skis, right?
32:58What's the problem with the naughty boys?
33:00Is there a setup?
33:00They were going to do it.
33:01Do it horizontally.
33:02How much longer do you need?
33:03I don't know.
33:04Can we speed it up so we can get the jet skis in the water?
33:06We need to move faster.
33:0710 minutes, yeah.
33:0810 minutes.
33:09Yeah, 10 minutes.
33:09Yeah.
33:10How's it going?
33:11Might take some time, Captain.
33:13I'm sorry.
33:13It's an absolute disgrace.
33:15It's embarrassing.
33:16F***ing sex, mom.
33:17These need to be exciting.
33:19We have to move faster.
33:20F***.
33:26All right, what else needs to be done?
33:28Ah, the rails.
33:29The rails?
33:29I wouldn't worry about them yet.
33:31Just get out the toys.
33:32Whereabouts are the paddle boards?
33:33Starboard side.
33:34F***ing sex.
33:36This is Nathan's first time leading a team,
33:38so I'm not going to apply pressure.
33:39But I need them to know they need to get everything out quicker.
33:46By charter three, it should be precision.
33:49I really want to do the jet skis now.
33:51Okay, man.
33:52What is that one for?
33:52How long will it take for the jet skis?
33:56Give us five minutes.
33:57Okay, okay.
33:58Enjoying the show?
33:59This is so entertaining.
34:00You have no idea.
34:01It's quite interesting, isn't it?
34:02It's intense.
34:04Five hours jet skiing now.
34:05When they tell us to do it, we have no f***ing idea how to do it.
34:09He's not teaching us.
34:10Okay.
34:11Let's go.
34:12You got to help Max, okay?
34:16Yeah.
34:16Call me.
34:16This is yours.
34:31Well, this can be your knife if you like it in the pantry, so you don't have to keep coming back.
34:39You don't want me to come back?
34:41I want you to come back.
34:42Come back whenever you want.
34:43I've done it.
34:43You can...
34:44Yes.
34:46Boys tend to like me.
34:48I love, like, playing.
34:50I feel like a little puppeteer, and I'm like, dance, boys, dance, boys.
34:54Like, look at me.
34:55Can you eat some bread?
34:56Yeah.
34:57Got f***ing so much love in it that you don't even understand.
35:00I can taste it.
35:00All right?
35:01Exactly.
35:01I can taste it.
35:04Great.
35:05I'm going to be with these filters, too.
35:07The color?
35:08Um, the...
35:09Crouchers?
35:10Oh, no, the filters.
35:10The cloth?
35:11Yeah.
35:11We've got to be faster.
35:13I'm sorry.
35:14Don't be sorry.
35:15You're learning.
35:15We'll get it organized.
35:21Good?
35:22Fun?
35:23Incredible.
35:24That's good.
35:25You look like you're in heaven.
35:27All right.
35:29Hey.
35:31Girls, girls, we do need to start setting up a Bitcoin chocolate fantasy-themed party for dinner.
35:37So, for dinner, Carl is hoping to have a Bitcoin extravaganza.
35:41So, what I was thinking was doing chocolate factory meets Bitcoin.
35:45Coffee.
35:46It's a cool theme tonight.
35:48Do we need to dress up as well?
35:49Um, I don't think so.
35:51You never know when guests are going to ask you to dress up or do a silly dance or whatever.
35:55A lot of chefs want to hide in the galley, but I enjoy that.
35:58I enjoy the creativity.
36:00When I was in Nicaragua, I actually met a clown, and he trained us for two weeks on the craft.
36:05I'd love to get all wonked up.
36:08Well, yeah, I didn't order anything.
36:10But if you want to, feel free.
36:12That's okay.
36:12Absolutely.
36:13There's a lot of nuances to being a clown.
36:16You've got to drift into wonder.
36:18Drift into seeing things as if the first time you've ever seen them.
36:22Maybe I've got some stuff even in my wardrobe.
36:24You probably do.
36:27We, as clowns, are just vessels in search of creative outlets.
36:32Oh, God.
36:34Collector.
36:35Okay, shower time.
36:36Yeah, let's go.
36:38We need to turn on those dryers.
36:40I'm going to knock out this and then turn over all the water.
36:42I don't know.
36:44That didn't even sound blind.
36:46Stop, I like that.
36:48F***ing on, mate.
36:49I'm dying already.
36:50There's three sparkles everywhere.
36:53Yeah.
36:54Oh, my God.
36:54That's so good.
36:55Oh, my God.
36:57This looks so f***ing good.
36:59Deck team, deck team.
37:00Can you put the whips out on the starboard side?
37:03Copy.
37:03Whips?
37:04Yeah.
37:04What's that?
37:05To secure this hand up.
37:07Oh, okay, right.
37:08I've never used it before.
37:09How are you feeling, one to ten?
37:11Um, seven.
37:13Okay, that's pretty good.
37:14And you?
37:16Um, this is the first time that I feel like I'm over 30 now.
37:20My body is really sore.
37:23Do you want to just pick that one up and then I'll untangle it?
37:27Yeah.
37:28Oh, s***.
37:29Hold on, we might have to bring this one in.
37:30Is this attached?
37:31No, that one, no.
37:32Oh, f***.
37:34F***ing arm one with black clothes.
37:37Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
37:38Attach, clip to the eye.
37:41Yeah.
37:41To the eye.
37:42Yeah, the eye on the...
37:44This one?
37:45I don't even want to.
37:46Oh, my God.
37:48A f***ing jet ski is floating away.
37:50F***.
37:51Is it an emergency?
37:52F***ing jet ski.
37:54Jesus f***ing Christ.
37:56F***.
37:56Bunch.
37:57Bro, I got...
37:58I don't know.
37:59Go back.
38:00Matt.
38:01I don't know what they're doing, for to be honest.
38:05One guy's swimming.
38:06Hey, go back.
38:07F***.
38:09What the f***?
38:10He's swimming back now.
38:11What happened to the wave runner?
38:12Why did it drift away?
38:13Ah, that was my fault.
38:14I wasn't the one who put the knot.
38:16Probably just didn't put it properly.
38:18Yeah, I know.
38:19I'm going to have a meeting.
38:21Yeah, we'll have a meeting.
38:22Holy f***.
38:23That's not an absolute s*** show.
38:31What happened?
38:32Just got a wee bit tactic there for a moment, so...
38:34I'll get them on the same wavelength.
38:35Fast.
38:38It's just an absolute s*** show.
38:41I've just been standing at the swim platform watching things.
38:43Christian, if you want to go down, take a break.
38:45All right, sweet.
38:47Four, five, six.
38:51Guys, I'm excited.
38:52Tonight's going to be fun.
38:54I'm currently in Spain, right here, on a beautiful, beautiful boat.
38:57And the question is, of course, are we going to see Bitcoin going lower?
39:01Let's go back to the charts.
39:03The best time to buy Bitcoin, as always, is today, yesterday, tomorrow.
39:14I'm ready, and I come with you, Jessica.
39:15Yeah, I copy.
39:16Oh, that's so cute.
39:17How are you guys?
39:18There's coins everywhere.
39:20Wow.
39:20We have a crypto-themed dinner.
39:22Girls, girls.
39:23Start on whatever cabins are empty.
39:25It's a bit rough.
39:26Jesus Christ.
39:29Okay, boom up.
39:31How's your day been?
39:32Hectic, bro.
39:33Yeah.
39:33Max is experienced.
39:35The two others need training, so, I mean, they didn't know how to prop the whips or anything.
39:39As a deckhand, I was in charge of doing one job and moving on to the next, and don't get me wrong, I was good at them jobs.
39:46Move that shit out the way, and now you pull on the back here while we pull up.
39:51Are you guys inflating or deflating with the pump?
39:53Deflating.
39:53You sure?
39:54Yeah.
39:55One, two, three.
39:57When those are bolson, I'm in charge of all the jobs.
40:01It's all right, though.
40:01When you're confident with these things, then they become confident.
40:04Yeah.
40:04This is overwhelming, the fucking shit out of me.
40:12Oh, fucking pote.
40:14I'm bringing that off.
40:16Do you want anything else to drink other than the water?
40:18No, I think that I'll stick with that for now.
40:20Okay.
40:20Cheers, man.
40:21It's amazing.
40:22Oh, sorry.
40:24Oh, my God, there's still like fucking loads of that thing.
40:27Steady.
40:28Bro, we destroyed the Jeskis today.
40:29Yeah, that was good.
40:33Okay, swinging.
40:34Don't take that light off.
40:35Let me help.
40:36Up, up, up.
40:41Just going to slow it around a wee bit more.
40:44Concentrate.
40:45Do you see that light there?
40:46I do.
40:47Okay.
40:47I'm going to fold it and then come open the wire, okay?
40:50Oh, God.
40:51Nathan, control.
40:52Control the drop.
40:54There's a big swing.
40:56Oh, too swelling.
40:58Careful.
40:59Sorry, sorry.
41:00Jesus.
41:01Nathan, slow and controlled.
41:03Come hold.
41:04Come hold the way, honey.
41:04Come hold.
41:05Come hold the way, honey.
41:05Damn it.
41:07Still it.
41:07Still it.
41:08Oh, .
41:09We got to talk about this.
41:13God damn it.
41:14This season on Below Deck Mediterranean.
41:19Look at the bubbles going everywhere.
41:21We don't know what we did.
41:23Since I'm vegan, we tend to put a little more salt into our food.
41:27He's lying.
41:28They're like.
41:30Joe's the primary.
41:32He has enlisted his personal matchmaker to invite six eligible women with hopes of finding love.
41:38I'm going to ruin the deck team.
41:46I'm going to do a bingo card and I'm going to try to pick up the whole crew.
41:51Having empty hookups is not fulfilling for me.
41:54You hurt me so much.
41:56And not only did you hurt me the first time, you hurt me again and again.
42:00He was not drying up.
42:01He was watermarks.
42:02You're f***ing pushing my buttons, honestly.
42:03I would have never thought you guys were done.
42:06And I trust you.
42:07You're not worth any tears.
42:09Under no circumstances can we get a score in the water?
42:13You got a duck.
42:15Get your f***ing s*** together on this deck.
42:21What the f*** is going on with this?
42:23It's f***ing folding everywhere possible.
42:26How the f***?
42:28I'm going to look after her, baby.
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