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00:00:00We found your fake Christmas wife. Make sure you use an alias.
00:00:03We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO.
00:00:05Mommy, why do we have to rant at you? Where's my real one?
00:00:08Everyone knows Eva had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:00:12I'll tell you when you're older.
00:00:13Daddy!
00:00:14Oh!
00:00:15I'm sorry. I'm not your dad.
00:00:18Why does she feel so familiar?
00:00:20And then my family will get off my back.
00:00:22But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:00:26If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:00:30Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:00:33My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:00:35No feelings, no complications. That's what we agreed upon.
00:00:38That woman is manipulating you. And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:00:42It's time you actually know the truth.
00:00:44It's not real. None of it was real.
00:00:47How can she just walk away?
00:00:49What if I already found someone special?
00:00:51You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:00:54Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:01:00So I'm fighting the space shuttle for the second time.
00:01:07And this guy passes out.
00:01:09Alright, it's about that time.
00:01:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:01:13No?
00:01:14Uh.
00:01:15Uh.
00:01:20Yeah.
00:01:21Him.
00:01:22Hi!
00:01:23Just play along.
00:01:25Six.
00:01:26Five.
00:01:27Four.
00:01:28Three.
00:01:29Two.
00:01:30One.
00:01:31Happy New Year!
00:01:32One.
00:01:33The Doctor!
00:01:54You have a cute scar.
00:01:55It's just my birthmark.
00:01:57If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:02:00I don't want you to stop.
00:02:30I was so drunk last night, I can't remember who I was with.
00:02:43I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:02:51Happy New Year.
00:02:52Sam, it's me.
00:02:53Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:02:56I don't care how, just do it.
00:02:58I will find you.
00:03:02Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:03:08Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend?
00:03:11I need grandkids, I need you to-
00:03:13Message received, Mom.
00:03:15I need to go now, I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:03:26Seven years.
00:03:28Why can't I ever find you and why do you still haunt me?
00:03:39Still thinking about that girl?
00:03:41Boss, it's been years.
00:03:46I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:03:48Your vest, sir.
00:03:49Uh, but first we found your fake Christmas wife, she's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:03:53Blonde hair, red top.
00:03:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:57We can't have her know you the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:04:01Good.
00:04:02Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:04:07Hi.
00:04:08One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:04:10And one hot chocolate.
00:04:12I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:04:15Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:04:20Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:04:23It's just for Christmas.
00:04:25But, Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:04:27Where's my real one?
00:04:29Uh...
00:04:35I'll tell you when you're older.
00:04:38Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:04:48Daddy!
00:04:49No!
00:04:56Daddy!
00:04:57No!
00:04:58I'm sorry.
00:05:00I'm not your dad.
00:05:01No, I know you're my daddy just as handsome as I thought.
00:05:05Oh.
00:05:06Mommy, hurry!
00:05:07Your Christmas husband has arrived!
00:05:16I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:05:19He's gorgeous.
00:05:26Why does she feel so familiar?
00:05:28Why does she feel so familiar?
00:05:30She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:05:31Blonde hair, red top.
00:05:33You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:05:35So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:05:37See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:05:40Hi, my name's Cybert.
00:05:41What's your name?
00:05:42Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:05:45Max, Aurelius.
00:05:46Eva.
00:05:47I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:05:51I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:54I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:58So, per our agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour and...
00:06:05$1,000 an hour?
00:06:06Well, yeah.
00:06:07It's $500 a day.
00:06:08Is that enough?
00:06:09That's the most that I can pay you.
00:06:11Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:06:13That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:06:15You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:06:16Look, my requirements are simple.
00:06:17Okay, play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be
00:06:22one big happy family.
00:06:23And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:06:29So she's getting pressure from the folks, too.
00:06:36Fine.
00:06:37But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:06:40Okay.
00:06:41Deal.
00:06:42Ready to go get married?
00:06:59Wow.
00:07:01Clean up nice.
00:07:03This is my wedding day, after all.
00:07:05Pictures.
00:07:14Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:07:29Okay, well, I think we got it.
00:07:42Ooh.
00:07:43I need some photos of us together, too.
00:07:46To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:07:49Yeah.
00:07:50Of course.
00:07:51Happy holidays, Mom.
00:08:02From my family to you.
00:08:12Bad news, boss.
00:08:14The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:08:18Wait, she bailed?
00:08:19And who is...
00:08:23Who is she?
00:08:25Whatever.
00:08:26It doesn't matter.
00:08:28I've got what I need.
00:08:31Sam, don't worry about it.
00:08:33I already found someone.
00:08:39Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:08:42Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:08:44Christmas shopping?
00:08:45I should come.
00:08:48Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan,
00:08:51I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:08:54It will make it more believable.
00:08:58Fine.
00:08:59Yeah, fine.
00:09:00Okay.
00:09:01You can come.
00:09:02Let's go.
00:09:09Let's go.
00:09:10Which mall are we going to?
00:09:11Um, let's go to that one.
00:09:13Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:09:14What the actual fuck?
00:09:26Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:09:30Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:09:37She does kind of look like him.
00:09:42So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:09:45Oh, jeez.
00:09:46Here, let me get this.
00:09:49I'm gonna love you, Max.
00:09:52Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice.
00:10:02In front of them.
00:10:03Okay.
00:10:05Should we use our tongues or?
00:10:06No, no, definitely not.
00:10:09And absolutely no.
00:10:10Sex?
00:10:11Yes.
00:10:13Strictly business.
00:10:15Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:10:18What?
00:10:20Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:10:23I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:10:29Let's go.
00:10:36Here.
00:10:37What are you doing?
00:10:38I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:10:42Well, I'm not your woman.
00:10:43And this isn't a real relationship.
00:10:45And I don't want your money.
00:10:48Attention shoppers.
00:10:49All bakery items are now 50% off.
00:10:5150% off pies.
00:10:53Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:55Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:10:56Did I hear this right?
00:10:57They're the best kind.
00:10:58Hurry up and go.
00:10:59Go.
00:11:00What are you standing here for?
00:11:02Hello there.
00:11:03Hi.
00:11:04You ready?
00:11:05Just these things?
00:11:06Okay.
00:11:07Great.
00:11:08We have a holiday special today.
00:11:09Spend $500.
00:11:10Get 10% off.
00:11:11And you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:11:15Oh, great.
00:11:16Yeah.
00:11:17What do you have that's just $15?
00:11:18Will you get a move on?
00:11:21I just got here.
00:11:22Relax.
00:11:23Yeah.
00:11:24Yeah.
00:11:27Here.
00:11:28This will do the trick.
00:11:29Okay.
00:11:31Hurry up and pay.
00:11:35I will pay when I'm ready.
00:11:37You can wait your turn.
00:11:43Damn.
00:11:44My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:11:51Wait, wait, wait.
00:11:52Not the pies.
00:11:53Not the pies.
00:11:54You can just set those on top.
00:11:55I'm gonna hand you all these pies.
00:12:03Of course.
00:12:04Thank you so much.
00:12:05Of course.
00:12:06I hope you like pumpkin.
00:12:08She bought all 12 pies.
00:12:09Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:12:10Just to give it away.
00:12:12Merry Christmas.
00:12:13Hi.
00:12:14Merry Christmas.
00:12:15What?
00:12:16You do that often?
00:12:17As often as I can.
00:12:19We should go, we gotta pick up paper.
00:12:32Watch out.
00:12:42You done feeling me up?
00:13:02Shut up.
00:13:03Sorry, I was just in character, wifey.
00:13:05Well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:13:12And don't be late.
00:13:25Harrison Group?
00:13:27Do you do construction for them or something?
00:13:29Sort of.
00:13:31Not that I'm judging.
00:13:32I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:13:37Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:13:40I think that's respectable.
00:13:43Can we pick another company?
00:13:45No.
00:13:46Harrison Group is perfect.
00:13:48And they'll find it impressive.
00:13:49My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:13:51So, it's perfect.
00:13:56Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:14:00Don't worry.
00:14:01Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:14:02I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:14:05Too much.
00:14:06Too much.
00:14:12Let's go, Sam.
00:14:28It's time to check out the new HQ set.
00:14:31Hold on.
00:14:31You're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:14:36It's my daughter's.
00:14:37Daughters.
00:14:39Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:42Hey, there they are!
00:14:58Hey!
00:14:59Nice to meet you!
00:15:00Dad.
00:15:01I'm so glad you made it.
00:15:04Oh, I missed you.
00:15:06So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:15:10He's coming.
00:15:11Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:15:13Good, good, good.
00:15:14So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:15:19When's he arriving?
00:15:20Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:15:25Poor thing.
00:15:26Not surprising.
00:15:27I mean, she's 30.
00:15:29Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:15:32Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:15:38This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:15:41Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:15:47We're only worried about you.
00:15:49All these years without a husband.
00:15:51Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:53You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:56And look what happened.
00:15:58She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:16:02I'm not alone.
00:16:03Mm-hmm.
00:16:03And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:16:09He's a manager.
00:16:11Manager of what?
00:16:14Trash.
00:16:16Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:16:20You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:16:22Actually, he's right here.
00:16:28Oh, wow.
00:16:30Wow.
00:16:31He is really good looking.
00:16:34Ah, must be AI.
00:16:36Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:16:40Fake.
00:16:41That's enough.
00:16:42She's our daughter and your niece.
00:16:44Show some respect.
00:16:46Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:16:52Well, guess what?
00:16:54William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:56Makes 500 grand a year.
00:17:00That's half a million.
00:17:02Half a million.
00:17:03Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:17:06And speak of the devil.
00:17:12Willie, you've made it.
00:17:24There you are.
00:17:25Oh, look at you now.
00:17:28Living the dream.
00:17:30Oh, just think, Eva.
00:17:32Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:17:37So married, huh?
00:17:39Is it serious?
00:17:42That's what marriage is.
00:17:43It's pretty serious.
00:17:45Wow.
00:17:46You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:17:49Makes sense, though.
00:17:50You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:17:53Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:56A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:58Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:18:02That's right.
00:18:03Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:18:07Women love a man in red.
00:18:10Sexy.
00:18:11Like Santa Claus.
00:18:12When I sit on my lap.
00:18:14Don't touch me.
00:18:16Oh, so entitled.
00:18:18Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:18:22And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:18:26I mean, look at that car.
00:18:28Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:18:31Think of the life I can give you on Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:18:35Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:18:39I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:18:42My mom would never marry.
00:18:48She already has a husband.
00:18:50He's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:51Is that so?
00:18:56Well, then, where is he?
00:18:59Because I don't see him.
00:19:01Does anyone see him?
00:19:02Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like Mommy.
00:19:10That puts you on the naughty list.
00:19:13And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:19:15Mommy, are you okay?
00:19:21I see your hands.
00:19:22Oh, my God.
00:19:24I'm gonna take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:19:26Come on, then.
00:19:27Let's go.
00:19:29What the hell's the matter with you?
00:19:31How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:19:35Let me go.
00:19:36Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:19:42Let me go.
00:19:57Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:20:00Max, you came.
00:20:06Don't worry, sweetie.
00:20:09Where's Piper?
00:20:11William Hitter.
00:20:13Mom, Dad, I'd take her inside.
00:20:15Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:20:18Well, well, well.
00:20:19If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:20:23That's right.
00:20:25Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:20:28Oh.
00:20:29Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:20:31It's an honor to meet you.
00:20:32I'm Max.
00:20:34Eva told us all about you.
00:20:35From New York.
00:20:36Polite.
00:20:37Handsome.
00:20:38Just like she said.
00:20:40Wow.
00:20:41He was an AI.
00:20:43See?
00:20:44He's real.
00:20:45And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:20:48Son of a bitch!
00:20:50You just ruined my suit!
00:20:51And watch the way that you drive that...
00:20:52That pristine automobile.
00:20:55That car.
00:20:56Oh, my God.
00:20:58That's worth more than a house.
00:21:00That car.
00:21:02It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:07Are you?
00:21:08Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:21:15And that's all he needs to know.
00:21:17I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:21:20You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:21:22You stole it!
00:21:23That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:21:25Jesus!
00:21:26How did he get away with it?
00:21:28That's what I want to know.
00:21:30Enough!
00:21:30Please!
00:21:31Please!
00:21:31I trust my daughter.
00:21:35She would never marry a criminal.
00:21:38Max, be honest with me.
00:21:40Where did that car come from?
00:21:43How much did you want for it?
00:21:44I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:21:48So?
00:21:50You need a breath, man.
00:21:53Hey, that's it!
00:21:54I'm calling the cops!
00:21:55Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:57Wait.
00:21:58What?
00:21:59Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:22:02Oh, well.
00:22:04Too late.
00:22:10Listen, hon.
00:22:11I believe you.
00:22:13But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:22:17Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:22:19It's my car.
00:22:20Okay?
00:22:20It's not stolen.
00:22:21Yeah?
00:22:22If it's yours, then prove it.
00:22:24Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:22:27Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:30I'll prove that it's mine.
00:22:31But then you have to get lost.
00:22:33And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:22:36Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:22:38Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:22:40Loser!
00:22:41Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:22:46Jesus.
00:22:47Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:22:49It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:53Here.
00:22:53Title and proof of ownership.
00:23:03Mr. Harrison?
00:23:08Mr. Harrison?
00:23:11Mr. Harrison?
00:23:13Just play along.
00:23:15Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:23:17Now get the fuck out of here before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:23:20Yes, sir.
00:23:22I'm so sorry, sir.
00:23:24Please, it's not my serious apologies.
00:23:26Please.
00:23:26Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:23:40He fooled me.
00:23:41What can I say?
00:23:43Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:23:46Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:23:49Oh, come on, Eva.
00:23:50We were just looking out for you.
00:23:52Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:54You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:56Soon.
00:23:57Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:24:01A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:24:06We are family, aren't we?
00:24:08Family takes care of each other.
00:24:09If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone
00:24:14else.
00:24:15Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:24:18Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:22I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:24:25My daughter is just far too busy for your best life for my new son-in-law.
00:24:31Come on, guys.
00:24:31Let's go in.
00:24:32Welcome to the family.
00:24:37Welcome.
00:24:37Come on in.
00:24:38Come on in.
00:24:39This is your fault, Pam.
00:24:44You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:24:48My fault.
00:24:49You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:52Oh!
00:25:01Hey, how do you have that car?
00:25:03And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:25:05And how do you...
00:25:06I told you.
00:25:07I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:25:09I have a friend in high places.
00:25:11A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:25:16Yes.
00:25:16It's the season of giving.
00:25:18He knows people.
00:25:19He knows people.
00:25:20He has connections.
00:25:21He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:25:23You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:25:25And you best not forget it, capisce?
00:25:28Oh, my God.
00:25:28Oh, my God.
00:25:28Just don't blow your cover.
00:25:32Dad!
00:25:32Mom!
00:25:33Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:25:36Oh, honey.
00:25:37We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking.
00:25:43And I think they get it, huh?
00:25:45Uh, how's Piper?
00:25:48Great.
00:25:49Oh, she's fine.
00:25:50One of you guys just get settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:54And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:58Great.
00:25:59All right, see you in a bit, shall we?
00:26:01Yeah.
00:26:01What are you doing?
00:26:04Okay.
00:26:06Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:26:12Relax.
00:26:12It was just a hug.
00:26:15Ugh.
00:26:17We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:26:19You'll be okay.
00:26:21It's just one week.
00:26:22Kill me now.
00:26:23Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:26:29What are you doing?
00:26:32That's weird.
00:26:34They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:26:36I don't know.
00:26:37Something just falls off.
00:26:39That's ridiculous.
00:26:40I mean, what do you want to go do?
00:26:42Make our promise to prove it?
00:26:45I don't like this.
00:26:47Later.
00:26:50Let's go.
00:26:54Here we go.
00:26:57Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:58Everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:27:01To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:27:04Aw.
00:27:06Welcome.
00:27:07Cheers.
00:27:07Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:27:09Looks great.
00:27:10Aw, just call me mom, honey.
00:27:12I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:27:16But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:27:20Mmm.
00:27:21Oh, no.
00:27:22Mom's testing him.
00:27:23She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:27:24You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:27:31Ow.
00:27:32Eva, sweetie.
00:27:34Kicking my foot.
00:27:35Oh, sorry, mom.
00:27:37Oh, jeez.
00:27:38It's so long.
00:27:39What you doing?
00:27:40It's okay.
00:27:41Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:27:43I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:50Um.
00:27:58Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:59Did I hear this right?
00:28:00They're the best kind.
00:28:01Well, of course, it's pumpkin pie.
00:28:06See?
00:28:07Are you happy now?
00:28:08That's good, but something still falls off.
00:28:11Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:28:14We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:28:19But our marriage is real.
00:28:22I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:28:25Uh, now those are quality.
00:28:29Okay, well, then answer this.
00:28:32Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:35Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:39I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:28:42Well, um, it's...
00:28:45Silly face.
00:28:45Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:28:48Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:51Silly face.
00:28:52Listen, I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:55Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:57Those are blousers.
00:28:59That's nice.
00:29:01You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:29:04Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:29:07And I'm not just talking about William.
00:29:10I'll drink to that.
00:29:12I agree with you there.
00:29:13So, come on, guys.
00:29:14Let's eat.
00:29:15Come on.
00:29:22And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:29:31I have another room set up for Piper.
00:29:34Nice and festive for you.
00:29:36No complications, right?
00:29:38Sorry, honey.
00:29:39Uh, mom, you know what?
00:29:40I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:29:42Oh, honey.
00:29:43Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:29:45Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:49The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:50Something about water conservation.
00:29:53That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:5515 minutes?
00:29:57Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:58Just shower together.
00:30:01Shower together?
00:30:04Just shower together.
00:30:06Okay, you guys.
00:30:07Have a good night, okay?
00:30:12You heard her.
00:30:13Oh, wow.
00:30:35Why are you stripping?
00:30:38Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:30:40Come on, we're wasting time.
00:30:42You have 15 minutes.
00:30:42Nice try.
00:30:43I am not showering with you.
00:30:45All right, sleep yourself.
00:30:47All room for getting in there.
00:30:48Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:50Come on, Max.
00:31:08Get out of the way.
00:31:10We agreed, nothing physical.
00:31:11You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:31:14Relax.
00:31:15I won't touch you.
00:31:17Unless you say you want me to.
00:31:20But that'll cost extra.
00:31:22Yeah.
00:31:31In your dreams.
00:31:34Free to join me.
00:31:41You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:58You wish.
00:31:59Why aren't you giving in?
00:32:01Pray you'll fall for me.
00:32:03It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:32:05Oh, yeah?
00:32:06Oh, yeah?
00:32:07Proof.
00:32:19Holy shit.
00:32:20This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:32:28I'll say.
00:32:29What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:32:33Still think you can resist?
00:32:34Oh, baby.
00:32:37I don't think I want you.
00:32:38Max, I shouldn't let me.
00:32:47Or maybe we should.
00:32:50God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:52Why does this feel so familiar?
00:33:00Oh, we're so sexy.
00:33:03Max, we cannot do this.
00:33:14What?
00:33:14I didn't mean to cross any...
00:33:16It's not you, Max.
00:33:17It's us.
00:33:18It's this.
00:33:19This is all an act.
00:33:20Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:33:23You're right.
00:33:25I'm sorry.
00:33:27I just don't mean to be sorry.
00:33:28I just...
00:33:28That birthmark.
00:33:42What is that?
00:33:45It's him.
00:33:46The man from New Year's.
00:33:47Is he Piper's father?
00:33:52Why are you acting?
00:33:55Oh, my God.
00:33:56Max is Piper's father.
00:34:00Are you okay?
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:02I just, um...
00:34:04I just got lightheaded.
00:34:05I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:34:07Alone.
00:34:10Of course.
00:34:13We have a daughter together.
00:34:15Oh, my God.
00:34:16What do I do?
00:34:23I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:34:25You can take the bed.
00:34:27Thanks.
00:34:30Hey.
00:34:31Are you sure you're okay?
00:34:34Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:34:37So if there's something you need, I can help.
00:34:40I want to help.
00:34:42He's Piper's father.
00:34:44He has a right to know.
00:34:46Um, Max.
00:34:48How would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:55A child?
00:34:57No, no, no.
00:34:58That's impossible.
00:34:59I'm very careful.
00:35:02Mostly.
00:35:03I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:35:07Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:35:13Right.
00:35:15He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:35:17I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:35:20Why do you ask?
00:35:22No reason.
00:35:23Just curious.
00:35:25No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:35:28What?
00:35:29No.
00:35:31Well, then, can I ask you a question?
00:35:34Shoot.
00:35:40Where did you get these?
00:35:42And how did you know my exact size?
00:35:44I did not get those.
00:35:46I don't know where those came from.
00:35:47Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:53Come here.
00:35:54Come here.
00:35:56Woo!
00:35:59Evan, the truth is...
00:36:10is that I...
00:36:12Go, go, go, go, go!
00:36:16Just a second!
00:36:17Come in!
00:36:19Hey, hon!
00:36:20Oh!
00:36:21Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I tuck her in.
00:36:27Think you can take this one, Dad?
00:36:28We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:36:30I can see that.
00:36:32Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:36:34I mean, if you don't...
00:36:35If you don't mind.
00:36:37Well, atta boy.
00:36:38You know what?
00:36:39Just put a shirt on.
00:36:40I'm going to go get her.
00:36:41Piper!
00:36:42Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:43Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:46He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down of a thistle.
00:36:53But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight, Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
00:37:02If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:37:09Good night, Piper.
00:37:13Is her dad still around?
00:37:16Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you're her dad.
00:37:20Uh, no.
00:37:20Well, that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:37:29Do you really think so?
00:37:31From the bottom of my heart.
00:37:34Maybe I should tell him.
00:37:36He deserves to know.
00:37:43Max.
00:37:44You're Piper's father.
00:37:55I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:38:14Where's Piper?
00:38:24She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:38:26God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:52Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:54Not on my watch.
00:38:56Yeah, this.
00:39:01I remember this.
00:39:12Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:39:15How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:39:18Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:39:19It was, uh, it was great.
00:39:21Wonderful.
00:39:22Well, it's about to get even better.
00:39:23Oh, no.
00:39:27What is that?
00:39:28Sardines and saltines.
00:39:30It's a Smith family classic.
00:39:32It was my gram-grams favorite during wartime.
00:39:35Don't be shy.
00:39:36Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:39:38Max, you don't have to.
00:39:40No, no.
00:39:40It's okay.
00:39:41It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:44Oh, there we go.
00:39:54Yeah.
00:39:54Yeah.
00:39:54Yeah.
00:40:03Good?
00:40:03It's scrunchies.
00:40:07Well, you two better get dressed.
00:40:09You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:40:13Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:40:16That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:40:20What's the deal with them?
00:40:21Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:40:24Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:40:28Hey, don't worry.
00:40:30I'll protect you and Piper.
00:40:34Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:40:37Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:41Wait, that earring.
00:40:54Wait, that earring.
00:40:56You like it?
00:40:58I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:41:01Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:41:03I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:41:09Right.
00:41:10Yeah, it's just a common earring.
00:41:12Anyone can have it.
00:41:13Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:41:15She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:41:20So, Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:41:24But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:41:26Oof.
00:41:27What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:41:31An aging single mom.
00:41:33Slim pickings.
00:41:34I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:37That explains it.
00:41:38She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:41Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:43No, Ava is your niece.
00:41:45Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:46Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:50Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:52Exactly.
00:41:53Not like my Sierra.
00:41:54Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:57Oh, they're here.
00:42:02Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:08Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:09Merry Christmas.
00:42:10You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:42:13I am.
00:42:15I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:42:16Pleasure to meet you.
00:42:17Welcome.
00:42:18You're Ava's husband.
00:42:20But you're gorgeous.
00:42:24But not as handsome as you.
00:42:27Look at you two.
00:42:28You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:42:30Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:42:31Merry Christmas.
00:42:32This is from Max and I.
00:42:34Oh, my goodness.
00:42:35Thank you, Eva.
00:42:36Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:39Oops.
00:42:40Oh, my bad.
00:42:41Oh, a homemade gift.
00:42:44How thrifty.
00:42:46Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:48Mommy's right.
00:42:49You mean all high?
00:42:50You little.
00:42:53You will not lay a hand on my daughter, or you will lose yours.
00:42:57Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:43:01Look what you just did to my mother.
00:43:03My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:43:06He could ruin your life.
00:43:08Mommy, are you okay?
00:43:21I'm fine.
00:43:22I'm just wet, honey.
00:43:23Yeah.
00:43:24It's okay.
00:43:24It's okay.
00:43:27What are you?
00:43:30Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:43:33Did you just slap me?
00:43:35Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:36You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:38You know what, Ciara?
00:43:39I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:43:44Her family.
00:43:46She needs me.
00:43:51You okay, honey?
00:43:52Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:55Do something.
00:43:56You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:58I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:44:01Oh, wow.
00:44:01I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:44:07Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:44:10Let's call him.
00:44:11I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:44:14Please.
00:44:14Who do you think you are?
00:44:17Enough!
00:44:17There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:44:21Fine, Dad.
00:44:24Let it go, Nathan.
00:44:26They're just jealous.
00:44:28For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:44:31I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:44:35I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:44:38Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:39All right, that's enough.
00:44:41Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:44Is this a joke?
00:45:06Can you please pass me some food?
00:45:08Hold it.
00:45:09Who said you could eat anything else?
00:45:11My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:17My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:20King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:45:25Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:45:29And you don't get a single bite.
00:45:31It's just petty.
00:45:32Maybe so, but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:45:38Fine.
00:45:39Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:45:41Come on, let's go.
00:45:42No, no.
00:45:43Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:47Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:50I know, dear.
00:45:51I just want to have our family together.
00:45:53Fine.
00:45:54We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:57Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:58What was that?
00:46:02I just want to have our family together.
00:46:05Fine.
00:46:06We'll stay.
00:46:08Can I have a little napalm?
00:46:10It's okay, sweetie.
00:46:11We'll get something right after.
00:46:13Like drive-thru?
00:46:15I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:46:18That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:46:22No strays.
00:46:24Ow.
00:46:24Sweetie, sweetie, are you okay?
00:46:26Yes, please.
00:46:27You hit my child.
00:46:29You're fucking crazy.
00:46:30Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:46:37Don't worry, baby.
00:46:38I'll handle it.
00:46:41Don't worry, baby.
00:46:43I'll handle it.
00:46:47Piper.
00:46:48Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:52Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:56Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:58As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:47:01Actually, I do.
00:47:03He's such a liar.
00:47:05This ought to be hilarious.
00:47:06Oh, it will be.
00:47:10Sam.
00:47:11Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:15I'm already on my way.
00:47:20Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:22I'm already on my way.
00:47:25You hear this guy?
00:47:27He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:47:31Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:47:34His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:47:37Max, what are you doing?
00:47:39Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:47:40Santa's already on his way.
00:47:42Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:52A helicopter?
00:47:59There's no way.
00:48:05How did you pull this off?
00:48:07Sam is like family.
00:48:08I thought I'd introduce you, too.
00:48:10Thanks, boss.
00:48:12Boss?
00:48:13Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:48:15Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:48:17Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:48:21I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:48:24You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:48:28Mm-hmm.
00:48:31Come on.
00:48:33You can stop kidding around.
00:48:35If you were the CEO, why would you be here,
00:48:37pretending to be my husband?
00:48:39No, I actually am the CEO.
00:48:41Come on.
00:48:41You can stop the charade.
00:48:43Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:48:46Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:49Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab, as you requested.
00:48:52How is this possible?
00:49:03This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:49:10Who are you?
00:49:12I told you, I'm Eva's husband.
00:49:14That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:49:17Wait.
00:49:18No.
00:49:18Hold on.
00:49:19You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:49:25You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:49:27Hmm.
00:49:28Some of the small ones.
00:49:30I mean, you know that.
00:49:32You work for me.
00:49:33Oh, God.
00:49:34I insulted my own boss.
00:49:37I'm finished.
00:49:37Oh, God.
00:49:43I insulted my own boss.
00:49:45I'm finished.
00:49:46Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:48Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:51Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:52For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:55And with that, your career.
00:49:58You're fired.
00:49:59Fired?
00:50:00Sam.
00:50:01Fired?
00:50:06Oh, God.
00:50:06I can't be fired.
00:50:09What?
00:50:10Mr. Harrison, please.
00:50:12You can have as much crab as you want.
00:50:14Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:50:15I'll do anything.
00:50:17Guys, take out the trash.
00:50:21And you.
00:50:25Oh, me?
00:50:27Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:50:29That was a Christmas joke.
00:50:31A family tradition.
00:50:32Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:50:35Sam.
00:50:40Will you do me the honors?
00:50:43Gladly.
00:50:47Merry Christmas, Aunt May.
00:50:51Father, do something.
00:50:54Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:56I'm leaving.
00:50:57Mmm, pumpkin.
00:50:59My favorite.
00:51:05Come on, sweetie.
00:51:06Daddy had this crab flying just for you.
00:51:09Eat as much as you want.
00:51:10Thanks, Daddy.
00:51:14I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:51:16I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:51:18Honestly?
00:51:20This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:51:23Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:51:24Just like this.
00:51:25Does he really mean that?
00:51:28Or is he just playing the part?
00:51:30I can't tell.
00:51:32And that terrifies me.
00:51:37Merry Christmas, Mrs. Harrison.
00:51:39I brought you a gift.
00:51:40Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:43Oh.
00:51:48Oh.
00:51:48This is wonderful.
00:51:51Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:53Tell me everything.
00:51:55Miss Eva Smith.
00:51:56Single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:52:00Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:52:05A high school dropout?
00:52:07In the Harrison family?
00:52:08Not a chance.
00:52:11She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:52:17Maximus seems to like her.
00:52:18Silence.
00:52:19Get me the address where she works.
00:52:21It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:52:23That's nice.
00:52:25We own that one.
00:52:26Good work.
00:52:28But take off that stupid hat.
00:52:29Thanks.
00:52:39Thanks.
00:52:40So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:46Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:49And how about you?
00:52:53Me?
00:52:54Yeah.
00:52:55Are you happy with your new husband?
00:53:02Eva.
00:53:12That birthmark.
00:53:14Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:53:20Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:53:22So much we're not telling each other.
00:53:24Uh, no feelings, no complications.
00:53:28That's what we agreed upon.
00:53:29Yeah, I didn't sign a contract.
00:53:32Max.
00:53:33Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:53:36It's cold.
00:53:38Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:53:41Max.
00:53:44I need to tell you something.
00:53:47Something important.
00:53:49What's gotten into her?
00:53:51Is she hiding something?
00:53:52Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:56I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:58Piper is...
00:54:01Piper is...
00:54:03Piper is...
00:54:04Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:54:08Sweetie.
00:54:08Oh my gosh.
00:54:09It's all swollen.
00:54:10Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:54:13Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:54:14Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:54:16Come on, Piper.
00:54:22Okay, let me see.
00:54:26I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:54:31But that's not true.
00:54:32You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:36Uh...
00:54:36Daddy!
00:54:37No!
00:54:39Well...
00:54:39Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:54:50Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:53Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:55Really?
00:54:56Please stay, Daddy.
00:54:57Daddy.
00:55:00You think it was Sky?
00:55:02I wouldn't worry about it.
00:55:08Scars make you look like a badass.
00:55:10I have one, too.
00:55:12Dad.
00:55:13I got that when I was about your age.
00:55:16Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:55:18Really?
00:55:19No way.
00:55:20No.
00:55:21It was actually a cactus.
00:55:23But it's still cool.
00:55:26I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:55:28Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:34My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:55:41And how old are you?
00:55:43Six.
00:55:44Six?
00:55:45That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:47Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:49Ivar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:53What do I even say?
00:55:55And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:57Sorry, honey.
00:55:58This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:56:02Um, yeah.
00:56:06Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:56:08Eva.
00:56:13Okay, look.
00:56:16Piper is...
00:56:23Go on.
00:56:23It must be an emergency.
00:56:32Excuse me.
00:56:33Sorry.
00:56:34I took this.
00:56:41Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:43Yeah.
00:56:45Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:47I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:50Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:55I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:56:59She's a high school dropout.
00:57:00Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:57:03And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:57:05I'm Eva's husband.
00:57:07Max, that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:57:13I'm sorry, Max.
00:57:17You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:57:19Your mother would take her away.
00:57:20After Christmas, it's over.
00:57:24Eva?
00:57:26Maximus?
00:57:27Are you even listening to me?
00:57:29No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:57:31I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:32Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:57:34I'm not leaving her.
00:57:37Eva?
00:57:37Oh, wow.
00:57:56That's so cool.
00:57:57Did you make it?
00:57:59Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:58:02Oh, thank you so much.
00:58:04Just glad you're here.
00:58:07We got it.
00:58:09Oh.
00:58:09Oh.
00:58:10Damn, these are nice.
00:58:12Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:58:20Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:58:22It's in the other room by the train set.
00:58:24I'll do it.
00:58:25Remember the song that we sang?
00:58:27Ready, ready?
00:58:27Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:58:30What do we got, guys?
00:58:30Walking home from our house, Christmassy.
00:58:33You never told me.
00:58:41Have we met before?
00:58:45Have we met before?
00:58:48She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:53I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:56Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:59I don't know what you're talking about.
00:59:09Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:59:10They're very common.
00:59:11I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:59:14No matter how I feel about him.
00:59:19Maybe.
00:59:22Are you okay?
00:59:22Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:28No.
00:59:29I'm fine.
00:59:31Um.
00:59:33Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:36I got you this.
00:59:38You got me a gift, too?
00:59:40Tis the season.
00:59:41Open it.
00:59:42Open it.
00:59:42Open it.
00:59:43Open it.
00:59:44Open it.
00:59:45Open it.
00:59:46Open it.
00:59:47Open it.
00:59:48Open it.
00:59:49Open it.
00:59:50Open it.
00:59:51Open it.
00:59:52Open it.
00:59:54Gloves.
00:59:56Did you make these?
00:59:58Yeah.
00:59:59I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
01:00:03You've already done so much for me.
01:00:05I just wanted to do a little something for you.
01:00:09How did I feel?
01:00:11Warm, right?
01:00:12Yeah.
01:00:14Warm.
01:00:16Soft.
01:00:19Perfect.
01:00:19Perfect.
01:00:22Thank you, Eva.
01:00:25I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:29Really?
01:00:31Yeah, my mom.
01:00:32She partied all the time.
01:00:34And I got gifts.
01:00:36Plenty of them.
01:00:36But I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:41Nothing personal.
01:00:43Well, you deserve it.
01:00:46You're a good guy.
01:00:48And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:55What if that day's today?
01:01:00What if I already found someone special?
01:01:04Right here.
01:01:05Max, we can't.
01:01:30If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:39Come on.
01:01:41I don't want you to stop.
01:01:48No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:51I want you to stop.
01:02:13Yeah.
01:02:13Yeah.
01:02:14I want you to stop.
01:02:17I can't see it.
01:02:22Piper!
01:02:31Piper?
01:02:33She can't see us.
01:02:47Eva?
01:02:55Grandma, I'm up here!
01:03:09That was way too close.
01:03:11Yeah.
01:03:12We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:18Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:22Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:27You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:33Let me give it to you.
01:03:47Who is calling me this morning?
01:03:48I don't know.
01:03:49I don't know.
01:03:50I don't know.
01:03:51I don't know.
01:03:52I don't know.
01:03:54I don't know.
01:03:55I don't know.
01:03:56I don't know.
01:03:57I'm waiting.
01:03:58I can't tell.
01:03:59Who is calling me to serve me?
01:04:17Hello?
01:04:18Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:20I'm Max's mother.
01:04:21Name your price.
01:04:23What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:26What?
01:04:26We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:30Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:35My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:38Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:43So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:50Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:56You okay?
01:05:01Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:05:04So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:05:08What are you talking about?
01:05:10It's over.
01:05:11It's not that hard to understand.
01:05:16Eva, wait!
01:05:17So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:27Max, it's not real.
01:05:30None of it was real.
01:05:31So, it's just a goodbye.
01:05:35Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:37Look, last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:44But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:47And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:50Just tell me what you need.
01:05:52I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:57Just say the word.
01:05:58You don't get it.
01:06:06You don't get it.
01:06:13I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:21I won't give up on us.
01:06:28Are we here?
01:06:39Yes.
01:06:40As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:46Piper, sweetie, wake up.
01:06:48We're home.
01:06:53How can she just walk away?
01:06:58Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:07:04It's part of the agreement, too.
01:07:07Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:07:10You promised.
01:07:12Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:07:14Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:17All right, fine.
01:07:19When?
01:07:20Two days.
01:07:22I'll come pick you up.
01:07:23No need.
01:07:25Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:07:26I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:07:37So don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:07:40Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:41If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:45If you find a church in the end, I'm going to turn this up.
01:08:00This is true this way.
01:08:01Just do it ten times.
01:08:05Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:08:06Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:08:09Boss?
01:08:11Boss?
01:08:11Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:08:18I need to go win back my family.
01:08:20Family?
01:08:22Boss, you okay?
01:08:23Never better.
01:08:26Go get her, Max.
01:08:27Give it your best smile.
01:08:32Ah, there he is.
01:08:35Maximus, darling.
01:08:37I have some prospects for you.
01:08:39Nice high society girls from the city.
01:08:45Oh.
01:08:47I told you.
01:08:48I already found the woman I love.
01:08:49Maximus, stop this.
01:08:58That Eva woman is scamming you, son.
01:09:02Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:09:05You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:09:08No, I'm not.
01:09:11Oh?
01:09:12I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:16I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:21What?
01:09:34Oh, that's her.
01:09:36The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:39Hi, welcome in.
01:09:42Can I help you find something?
01:09:44I want to try those.
01:09:49Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:51Are you?
01:09:53Sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:57No, no, no.
01:09:59I know what I want.
01:10:01Size seven.
01:10:03Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:10:06Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:10:14Ignore her.
01:10:15She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:17Here, let me help you.
01:10:19Come on.
01:10:23She seems kind.
01:10:25I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:32She's just doing her job.
01:10:35How do they feel?
01:10:36Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:40I think I need a size up.
01:10:42Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:47Right away.
01:10:48I'll be right back.
01:10:49She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:52Was I wrong about her?
01:11:08Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:11:10Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:14She can't walk.
01:11:18That's just pure evil.
01:11:22Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:25She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:26Who cares?
01:11:27It's the last pair.
01:11:29I get paid commission.
01:11:30I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:39See?
01:11:40This is your whole problem.
01:11:43This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:47I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:50I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:52She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:55People who insult her all day?
01:11:57I'm your manager.
01:12:04Sell the old bitty the shoes, or you're fired.
01:12:12Did I stutter?
01:12:17You don't have to fire me.
01:12:21I quit.
01:12:22I don't work here anymore.
01:12:30Listen.
01:12:31Don't buy the shoes.
01:12:33They're broken.
01:12:34Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:36You're a good person, after all.
01:12:39Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:42I'm sorry?
01:12:45Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:47Get out!
01:12:48Get out!
01:12:52You're not disabled?
01:12:55Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:59Absolutely shameful.
01:13:02Who are you?
01:13:03I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group, and the owner of the store.
01:13:10You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:13:13I am.
01:13:15And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:19What did I do?
01:13:22You are a good person.
01:13:25From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:31Are you serious?
01:13:34That's right.
01:13:36Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:37You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:47You.
01:13:48Out.
01:13:49I'll leave.
01:13:53I'm leaving.
01:13:56I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:14:00No, don't worry.
01:14:02You're getting a promotion.
01:14:05You deserve it, my dear.
01:14:09First assignment, I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:17Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:20Okay.
01:14:22Yeah.
01:14:23Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:27I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:30She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:39Of course she lives like this.
01:14:40Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:56Max?
01:14:57Eva.
01:14:58What are you doing here?
01:15:00I, uh...
01:15:01There you are, Eva.
01:15:03Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:15:08My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:10What are you ta-
01:15:11That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:19Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:21Stop.
01:15:23And you?
01:15:24You lied to me at the store.
01:15:27You were both just testing me?
01:15:29Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:31I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:33I thought you might be using my son just after his money.
01:15:36But I was wrong.
01:15:38Eva, please.
01:15:39I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:41Not every working class girl is after your money.
01:15:44How could you think that of me?
01:15:46It's not like that, dear.
01:15:48Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:51Mom, what did you do?
01:15:53I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:56We're not together.
01:15:58And I can't love something that was never real.
01:16:04I made a horrible mistake.
01:16:06What are you waiting for, son?
01:16:09Go after her.
01:16:13Eva.
01:16:14Let me go.
01:16:14I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:16But we come from two completely different worlds.
01:16:18Stop pretending like you care.
01:16:19I'm not pretending.
01:16:21Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:23In everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:31Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:34Max, you came.
01:16:36God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:16:41I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:45Just say the word.
01:16:49See?
01:16:51Stop fighting.
01:16:54We belong together.
01:16:57You're wrong.
01:16:58Wrong about what?
01:17:01That you care?
01:17:02Or we belong together?
01:17:04Look, I already told you.
01:17:05We're from two completely different worlds.
01:17:08Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:12Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:17Eva.
01:17:21Eva!
01:17:21I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:25Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:33Ow!
01:17:35Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:37Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:17:39Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine.
01:17:49You're sad.
01:17:52I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:55I miss Daddy, too.
01:18:00I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:18:05Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:06I love Bug.
01:18:10You're right.
01:18:12What am I doing?
01:18:13Running like a coward?
01:18:16I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:19Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:22I believe in you.
01:18:23What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:18:26I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:31Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:33Piper is his daughter.
01:18:36Enough sulking.
01:18:42Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:45Don't you think I want to?
01:18:47She doesn't want me.
01:18:49I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:51Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:52You can't abandon her.
01:18:54Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:56I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:59And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:19:03What are you talking about?
01:19:05I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:08Piper is your daughter.
01:19:10What?
01:19:11See for yourself.
01:19:18I was right.
01:19:20Seven years ago.
01:19:22New Year's.
01:19:23That woman was evil.
01:19:24Eva.
01:19:34Eva.
01:19:36Hey.
01:19:38Daddy.
01:19:40Daddy.
01:19:41Piper.
01:19:43Oh.
01:19:44I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:46You came back.
01:19:55I, uh...
01:19:56Don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:20:04I, uh...
01:20:07I was scared.
01:20:10But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:12Because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:17Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:20I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:22Piper is your daughter.
01:20:26Piper is your daughter.
01:20:26You knew.
01:20:28My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:30Mama.
01:20:31Oh.
01:20:34Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:36But you've known this whole time?
01:20:38I was scared.
01:20:40Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:42I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:45How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:47I love you, Eva.
01:21:01I love you, too.
01:21:03I promise.
01:21:05For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:09As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:17Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:25For real this time?
01:21:26Yes.
01:21:28Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:21:33Yes.
01:21:35Hi.
01:21:42Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas.
01:21:44And the Christmas after that.
01:21:46And forever?
01:21:49I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:56Who's that?
01:21:58Eva!
01:22:01Take me back!
01:22:04I'm sorry!
01:22:05I'm struck your tire!
01:22:09Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:12Again.
01:22:13No?
01:22:16Not funny?
01:22:25Not funny?
01:22:27Not funny?
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