Baylen Out Loud - Season 2 Episode 12- Ticcing in a British Accent
#EnglishMovie #cdrama #drama #engsub #chinesedramaengsub #movieshortfull
#EnglishMovie #cdrama #drama #engsub #chinesedramaengsub #movieshortfull
Category
📺
TVTranscript
00:00It's an accent, a bottle of water, or something like that.
00:05A bottle of water.
00:06A bottle of water.
00:08That's solid.
00:09Valid.
00:10That's valid.
00:11That's valid.
00:14All right, here we go, guys.
00:16Oh, wow.
00:17We have a meeting with our wedding planners at a flower shop to talk about our budget.
00:22I think we have a decision to make, adjust our expectations, or we could increase the budget.
00:28No bride or groom wants to be told that their wedding expectations are too much or too big.
00:34I think we should maybe ask my parents for some help.
00:38I wouldn't mind, but I don't want to ask them for any kind of money.
00:43Hmm.
00:44Going to the UK to try the new Pulse device is a must, so we're going to pay for you to go.
00:50Oh, my God, really?
00:52Yeah.
00:53Thank you so much.
00:54We're going to go with you and bring Sven, Vic, and Vector.
00:58We're going to London.
01:00The rideshare is going to be here.
01:02What age can you get a tattoo in London?
01:05What is it?
01:06Oh, yeah, 18.
01:07This is going to be epic.
01:08Come here, Uncle Man.
01:10We'll be right there.
01:11Hopefully.
01:12We'll come back.
01:15Babe, I don't need any more anxiety.
01:17You're supposed to be telling me that we're going to be fine.
01:19Hopefully, we're going to be fine.
01:21I have always had anxiety about flying because your life is in someone else's hands.
01:27And that is my absolute least favorite thing.
01:36I'm extremely concerned for Colin.
01:38It's definitely worrisome to watch anybody go through that and to know that they're sitting with my daughter.
01:43It's going to be a long eight hours on that airplane.
01:45Baylin took her meds.
02:01She's knocked out.
02:03I am not relaxed enough to be able to fall asleep like that.
02:07I just don't understand how people can fly over an ocean and be like, oh, yeah, I'm perfectly fine.
02:14I'm just going to take a nap now.
02:19If there was a way that I could drive to the UK, I would.
02:27Thank you, Kevin.
02:28Can you please take your seats for dancing?
02:39That's right.
02:44We're almost to London, and it's a great feeling to be back overland.
02:49I would say that I'm just ready to get off this plane.
02:53My legs have been in the same position for like seven hours.
02:56But I'm so excited to finally be in London.
03:01Our first international flight.
03:04Yeah.
03:05This is our first international flight together.
03:07And Colin is usually the one to help my anxiety or make it better.
03:11But with flying in this case.
03:13Did we lose a wheeler?
03:17Like, what's going on?
03:19It's not making it any better.
03:22Sorry about that.
03:28We're on the ground.
03:29Well, a very warm welcome to London Heathrow Terminal 5.
03:32The local time is just approaching quarter to 11 in the morning.
03:36Thank you, dude.
03:37Feet on the ground.
03:41It feels so nice to finally land in London.
03:44Right now, it's just thoughts in our head of all the change London can bring to us.
03:50The reason why we're coming to London is for New Pulse.
03:54This device that is not available in the U.S. yet.
03:57However, we're here in hopes that in the future it can bring me relief and help my tics.
04:03Toilets?
04:04They don't label it bathroom.
04:05They label it toilets.
04:06Hello.
04:07Hello.
04:08Hello.
04:09Hello.
04:10My tics are definitely escalating as we navigate through the airport because everything is new
04:19and unknown and we're in literally a brand new place we've never been before.
04:24Wankers.
04:25I'm nervous that I might say something offensive because I'm already ticking in a British accent.
04:30Dick.
04:31Community dick.
04:32I'm pregnant and I'm breastfeeding.
04:35Back in my day.
04:36Shut the fuck up.
04:38Thankfully, we got through customs without any issues, but Balen's tics are ramping up.
04:43It'd be good to get to the rental house ASAP.
04:47We booked a rental flat as opposed to a hotel because we all wanted to be together.
04:51We wanted to share the experience.
04:53To get to the rental house, it's a little bit stressful, but get ready London because here
04:58we come.
04:59Here we come.
05:00You want the kids deserve the rest of our lives?
05:01Over and owners.
05:02Cool!
05:03Up.
05:04It's not a rental house, it's per se przyszernThat would ever be the same?
05:07No!
05:11Oh, pro- понtaka though, bentaka though,adores.
05:13Goé!
05:14Whoa!
05:15Whoa!
05:16Whoa!
05:17Whoa!
05:18Whoa!
05:19Whoa!
05:20Whoa!
05:21Whoa!
05:22Whoa!
05:23Whoa!
05:24Whoa!
05:25Whoa!
05:26Whoa!
05:27Whoa!
05:28Whoa!
05:29Whoa!
05:30Airport ready, not London ready.
05:32I don't even know what that means.
05:34So how long are we on this for?
05:36Three hours.
05:38Are we really?
05:39No.
05:40I just know that we're going to like padding pattern.
05:42I'm so excited to get to the rental house.
05:44The only thing that's stopping us
05:46is about 6,000 trains to get there.
05:49However, I have no idea the type of living
05:52that UK-ian, UK-ians, England people,
05:56I have no idea what a UK house looks like.
05:59If this is our first time doing this,
06:01we have no idea what we're doing.
06:10We have to walk up.
06:12Oh, now we gotta go down.
06:14Sick.
06:29Let's just make it to the rental place.
06:36Their sidewalks here are pretty skinny.
06:38Look at the double-decker.
06:40Oh, yeah.
06:40Oh, my God, look at their license plates.
06:42Look at that.
06:43Look at that taxi, Baylen.
06:45Tight-ass Tuesday, motherfucker.
06:47Woo-hoo, woo-hoo, woo-hoo.
06:50Just sold to Joe Biden.
06:52I need this travel to end, like, now.
06:55It feels like it's taken us just as long
06:57to get to this rental house as it has
06:59to fly over the Atlantic Ocean.
07:01Who's excited to be here?
07:03Woo!
07:04OK.
07:06OK.
07:08Who's ready to nap?
07:10Praise the Lord.
07:11We are here.
07:12Why is there a doorknob in the middle?
07:14Did you just lock it?
07:16Oh, what are we doing?
07:16Guys, I got this.
07:17Why is there a doorknob at the lock?
07:18I swear I got this.
07:20You know, it's OK.
07:20We're locked out.
07:21Maybe everything's backwards and upside down in London.
07:24After a long day of travel, we made it all the way here.
07:28Thousands of miles of traveling.
07:30Get all the way here.
07:31Can't get in the house.
07:34Is there a secret room?
07:36You have to unlock both of them.
07:38Push or something.
07:40Oh, sweet.
07:41We're here!
07:43Yay!
07:48There's a piano.
07:50Maybe throw your stuff down until we figure out, like,
07:54who's in what room.
07:56Take a dick, bitch!
07:57Hold up.
08:00They have their microwave in the pantry.
08:03Yeah, that's so cool.
08:04That is so weird.
08:07Oh my god, this is kind of cool.
08:09Hell yeah!
08:10This house is very scenic, bodacious, beautiful,
08:13gorgeous, scenic.
08:15Twice.
08:16Did anything about the house feel different
08:17when you walked in the stairs?
08:18It's small.
08:19It feels like it's small.
08:21It's small, but it just goes straight up.
08:23And it feels antique.
08:24Like, everything's left in, like, the 1900s or something.
08:27Yeah.
08:28Are you tired?
08:29Yeah.
08:30So, I think what's important right now
08:33is we kind of, like, pick out rooms and stuff.
08:36Find a space and relax.
08:38We have a lot of stuff packed up to do tomorrow.
08:41What are we doing tomorrow?
08:43We're going on a double-decker bus tour.
08:46Sweet.
08:46Yes.
08:47Isn't that the one with, like, bowling on the top?
08:50No.
08:50You're funny.
08:51Bowling.
08:52What time do we have to do that?
08:54We'll figure it all out.
08:55Suck dick.
08:57Everybody needs to get a good night's sleep.
08:58So, I'll start now.
09:01I'll start now.
09:03Have you ever experienced jet lag before?
09:05Um, I definitely have experienced jet lag,
09:08but not on...
09:10I'm sorry.
09:11Just think of a flight.
09:12How the fuck have you experienced jet lag
09:13when you've never flown across the country before?
09:16So, Florida.
09:18Florida's the same time.
09:19No.
09:20Well, I...
09:22All right, next question.
09:24You're gonna crash there, bae?
09:25Yeah.
09:26Colin's sleeping upstairs in the twin with me, ma.
09:29Okay, yeah.
09:37Cheese and onion?
09:38That sounds absolutely fucking disgusting.
09:42Tangy cheese.
09:43Ew, even disgusting-er.
09:45I've definitely never seen these flavors before.
09:50Prawn cocktail?
09:52You know, I don't think those are going to touch my taste buds at all this trip.
09:57What the hell of this invention?
10:03That doesn't look good.
10:06The charging ports are just crazy.
10:09It's, like, the sideways dot in the middle.
10:12I'm just failing at life today.
10:14How do people in England charge their phones?
10:20I'm gonna fall off the bed.
10:23My feet are gonna hang off.
10:26All right.
10:27Well, we got the travel to London done.
10:29Check.
10:30It's good.
10:32Hey, hey!
10:34We love you!
10:38Leave your hand.
10:40Mandate on me!
10:41Mandate on me!
10:42Mandate on me!
10:42Mandate on me!
10:44Mandate on me!
10:46Smells good.
10:48Already.
10:50It's so much different from the US.
10:52Like, even though we haven't even, like, wandered yet,
10:54like everything is still so much different it feels like yeah it's an adventure our first overnight
11:00stay in london was pretty uneventful everyone seemingly passed out pretty quick and the rental
11:07came stuck with the basics so we're having bacon and eggs this morning i don't understand like if
11:11you use that to make you like less dizzy on the plane why do you still have it on right now the
11:16last three days if i take it off and we go on some kind of bus ride or other trip well that's
11:21what we're doing today so that's why i'm leaving it on for the full amount of time okay balen's new
11:28pulse appointment is in two days so we have time to settle in do some touristy things and kind of
11:34just get to know london and today we're going on a double-decker bus tour what are you excited to do
11:40today i don't know you don't know come on london i thought there was gonna be like skyscrapers
11:48and tall huge like apartments or whatever and i didn't really see that because we're like on the
11:55outskirts and we're in the like north south or northeast or whatever and it's definitely north
12:02south holy you guys got three plates out morning you're all ready yeah i'm ready to go want some
12:14eggs why are they yellow because they're not in america where we put hormones and everything in our
12:19food oh my god that's not it at all yes it is here we go i'm so happy to be here we're in literally
12:27london i'm gonna just pretend that i'm not gelagged i'm good we're good we're great are you getting
12:37excited for the the new pulse meeting yeah that's what i'm pretty much most excited about i'm excited
12:44for the bus today yeah but i'm excited to see kind of what the device does and how it works and more
12:50information on it new pulse could be life-changing if this device works it could help me for 10 minutes
12:59it could help me for an hour it could help me going to the grocery store or it could help me
13:02go to a foreign country it could just make my world flip i'd love to go to a movie theater for
13:10the first time yeah that'd be so fun something like that right yeah like if it helps me five percent
13:15if it helps me no percent we're still there's still a reason why we came here and it's just going
13:20on and finding the next the next best thing this is still going to be an amazing adventure yeah i'm
13:26excited i have no idea what even downtown london looks like me neither tell colin he can stand there
13:32with the guy with the buffalo head i want to meet the king okay i had to break the news to him that
13:38that probably won't happen why am i learning all these weird things about colin he wants to meet the
13:42king he's riding in on a horse on the wedding and then she can get lessons from the king to ride the
13:46horse that sounds fantastic okay what did the wedding planner have to say about colin and his
13:56horse oh god i don't even know colin and i met up with the wedding planner and she basically told us
14:05that we spent too much money on our venue which is putting a huge squeeze on the rest of the budget
14:11hi kids you guys can pick a plate all right i'm gonna get going with most bacon collins oh so
14:18sometime on this trip me and colin need to talk to my parents about the struggles we're having with
14:23wedding okay i'm not trying to rush anybody but we do i have to make sure that we get out of here for
14:29the bus i am really soon let's get scooting because i don't want to be late okay sweet do i want to have
14:36the conversation on a double-decker bus no but our wedding is only nine months away and the clock is
14:43ticking to figure it all out fucking bitches fuck bitches get money
14:56ladies and gentlemen welcome to the london hop on hop off bus tour next stop piccadilly circus
15:02pick a dick bit the tour and the tour guide are awesome but i can definitely feel balen's
15:08ticks escalating the longer they were on this bus tour
15:21i'm ready to go on yeah
15:23i'm excited for all the history there it is i love it it's original it almost looks like an old
15:39fire truck at the front it's so charming i'm so excited to go see the sights of london today
15:47we're going on a bus tour but i'm just a little bit nervous with how my tics will be
15:55eat a bag of chicks
16:02hey everyone how's it going russell nice to meet you my name is spen spen lovely to meet you too
16:05please sit there sir what's your name beckner beckner grand nice one take a seat please
16:10lovely to meet you of course the tour guide is bald i just can't catch a break
16:18no breaks catched you're bald lovely to meet you so welcome to london thank you
16:23i made it all of five seconds five seconds
16:28ladies and gentlemen welcome to the london hop on hop off bus tour the only tour that's a mix of
16:33history comedy and loads of traffic hopefully not so here we go on your left hand side we
16:40have good old father thames london's largest body of water and also claim to fame for being a river
16:48and biohazard at the same time quick little fact if you fall in we're not going to fetch you out you'll
16:53become part of this historical tour and right next to it you can see the magnificent london eye you're
16:59bald there are 32 capsules each capsule holds 25 people so 800 people capacity there is so many stimulants
17:08on this bus tour for my tics goes around at 26 centimeters per second to allow people to get on
17:15and off i'm using every seabit technique whispering my tics or trying to make them as quiet as possible
17:21so that my urge can still be let out but i'm not distracting or hurting anyone's feelings
17:27okay here we go next stop piccadilly circus pick a dick hit it driver hit it
17:35bitch
17:39perk plaza that deck perk that deck oh big ben now big ben big ben is actually in the name of the bell
17:49not the building the bell weighs 13.7 tons and like my ex missus it kicks off once and out and
17:56expects to be listened to by everyone learning why are you having fun
18:02you know i wasn't really paying attention i was just trying to grab branches off the tree
18:07but i'm learning a little bit you saw big ben yeah
18:11yeah how long have you guys been in london for a day a day yeah enjoy is it yeah is it your first time
18:19in london yeah yeah yeah enjoying it yeah what what food have you tasted so far have you had pie match
18:26and liquor not not i hope it's 15 okay no liquor yeah actually liquor liquor is the term for a source
18:35we put on the pie yeah it's i can't remember yeah as opposed to yeah because you call liquor booze in the
18:41states a little booze on the bobby what's about i don't know so if you go in and ask for
18:47pie match and liquor it's not you're not going to get drunk on it
18:50what's on the list of to do is any any major things you want to see
18:54he wants to meet king charles
18:58yeah well yeah okay i mean later on if the flag's flying high you know he's at home
19:03maybe go and have a knock on the front door yeah give it a whirl yeah why are you so obsessed
19:08with beating the king name another king in the world he's got to be the only king in the world
19:13no there's more kings where there's like the prince of greece and like the prince of other all these
19:19other princes yes but they obviously have fathers i just want to have dinner with a king
19:24i have a question go on why don't they carry ranch in the uk ranch what's ranch you don't wait you
19:31don't know what ranch is no it's a condiment no way yes is it like is it liquidy is it dry yeah
19:39it's a dressing it's a liquidy dressing i'm so disappointed i don't have ranch on me right
19:43now or else his world would be changed hoof mind changing suck on donkey balls bitch
19:52unfortunately this one isn't it's in the ground of um not the archbishop but can't take a dick
19:57bitch off the top of my head hello hello hello good day there governor the tour and the tour guide
20:06are awesome but i can definitely feel balen's tics escalating the longer they were on this bus tour
20:12this is a lot of simulation for someone with tourettes fantastic fantastic dick
20:18i really hurt my hand it's gonna be bruised tomorrow yeah it kind of hurt my pinky i'm sorry
20:28so i hurt my hand by chopping the metal thing in front of the seat
20:32my tics are escalating on the bus because i'm able to see and look out and yell at people
20:38fuck you and then the other one is because the bus is filled
20:43oh i really needed to let that out
20:50and then it's a new place new time new environment i'm stressed and overstimulated so we'll be coming
20:57past the grounds the rear of buckingham palace the queen's garden or his majesty's garden now yeah
21:04so if the flag's up as i say it means he's he's in residence if it's halfway down and upside down have
21:10a mild panic because i don't know what it means but yeah is it red right here yeah that's what
21:17what are you doing beat myself that hurts really bad punch me don't punch yourself anytime her tics
21:25become pretty overwhelming i tell her to just let me know because she gets the urge so just to let me
21:31know before she does it and i can put my arm there and she can hit my arm versus hurting herself oh yeah
21:36this is this is buckingham palace you're right or the gardens of buckingham palace and we'll go past
21:42that later on
21:45this is more bruised than my hand this hurts a lot honestly so i'm gonna need some ice on that when we
21:52get back
21:55yeah so this is westminster abbey now further down here you'll see there's another church and it
22:01actually looks like a mosque but it's a byzantinian church and inside when you go inside it's only
22:08decorated i could definitely see that the ticks are escalating and i think what makes me uncomfortable
22:13is that i'm seeing some self-destructive kind of ticks and i haven't seen those in a while this is
22:20exactly why we wanted to come to london and try the new pulse device if this device works these moments
22:26could be so much more enjoyable for balen why do you not let me know it's never been never been
22:32finished why i do not know i mean just obviously you couldn't afford to pay the payments and decorate
22:37this tour guide is super fun and i want to see all of london but my ticks are too bad and this is just
22:43too much right now i just feel like i need to get off this bus as soon as possible
22:50sorry for the guys
22:56i watched one a mate of mine said come on i'm gonna go to a game yeah my word i couldn't believe
23:21it we got there at nine o'clock in the morning there were barbecues going all sorts of things
23:25my ticks have not been this bad in a really long time and i'm just really thankful that the bus tour
23:31is almost over so this is horsbury road so we've come around in a massive circle shut up
23:36bitch you're winning
23:41okay ladies and gentlemen don't get out the tissues but this is the end of the tour
23:47it's been lovely to have you all aboard balen was a little bit on fire with her tics she's
23:53self-harming like those are the ticks that beat her down
23:59but we're so proud that she pushed through and finished the bus tour like there's always a balance
24:05that's occurring between making sure the whole family is okay but also making sure that balen has
24:11what she needs to be okay russell knocked it out of the park russell was super cool yeah he's awesome
24:18tour guy was amazing the tour was amazing do you guys want to do anything else before we head back
24:22to the house me and cone are going to go to the big ben and take pictures we're going to walk over
24:27here have fun let's just catch up in a few we plan on doing more sightseeing today but today has been
24:32a lot for me already it got cold all of a sudden look how pretty big ben is though yeah so i would
24:40rather just get my picture with big ben here and go back to our rental and have a relaxing peaceful
24:47night well that was a lot of fun anybody tired oh my god what do you guys want to do now what do you
24:53want to do grab some ice cream i'll grab some ice i don't want ice cream they probably do i'll go okay
24:59come on let's go we're gonna grab some ice cream all right we'll just meet you over there then okay
25:02perfect we'll wait for balen and colin i know they're doing their thing oh my god all right
25:10that's exciting it's so helpful to have my mom candy here to help with the boys yeah especially since
25:18our day's already been an adventure and with how intense base ticks have been today we really haven't
25:24had a chance to check in with each other yep dick my ticks were absolutely terrible my collarbone hurts
25:38my neck hurts my head hurts my knees hurt so it's been a day what's crazy is that we haven't seen her
25:47do like the hitting thing in forever well it is concerning i mean it's not like she's with strangers
25:52she's with us like if she was by herself would that be 10 times worse 100 times worse i know and
26:00it's like she can't help it because colin kept saying to her just hit me instead hit me but she's
26:04like i can't i think it actually caught her off guard because i don't think because her knowing that
26:10we're going on a bus right so she thinks she's separated from a crowd when really you're not because
26:14you're seeing all this stimulation around you so your body is still being hyper aware that's just
26:20overwhelming for her there's no quick shot to fix it but your mind still takes you back to
26:27this hope of the new pulse i'm so hopeful that this device is going to help valen that i've almost
26:32willed myself to believe it as a parent i'm just hoping that this device gives her some relief and
26:42gives her some hope that there is something better to look forward to because she needs it
26:55but other other than my tics on the tour the tour was really really cool the tour guide was awesome
27:01didn't say anything about my tics yeah like it was just super super cool to be like with somebody that
27:07doesn't care but also is as funny and amazing as he was yeah he was he was very funny you're bald
27:17you're bald you're bald but to be able to see all the history about the city which is just amazing
27:25like this city is just crazy like it really is the architecture the people but uh you getting on that
27:31nothing the eye yeah absolutely not okay but speaking of like tourist things and like things to do
27:43we still need to uh talk to my parents about the wedding yeah it's just important that we do it sooner
27:50then later dick down in dallas you're not my meemaw do i think that right now is the right time to talk to
27:59them no it's been a really long day so it has and i agree with you it doesn't need to be today we have
28:08very limited one-on-one time with my parents on this trip because it's hard to get my parents away from the
28:14rest of the group so i'm honestly not sure when me and con will be able to talk to my parents but
28:21the longer we wait the harder it will be to pull off our dream wedding
28:32bald bitch there's a lot of bald people in the uk we don't have the monopoly on ball people you know
28:37it i've never really noticed that many bald people until today they are everywhere they
28:44live amongst us but now i'm going to keep looking at ball people probably all day long i'll be counting
28:50them bald bitch like that
29:07make sure to order the cab so we're not late yeah i already ordered the cab i figured out how to do
29:13it there's like an app oh a little high tech yeah a little app that you call it from so
29:17well your family's meeting us there right yeah hopefully the traffic isn't too bad yeah my family
29:24is currently out sightseeing right now say hi we're on the london eye is anybody nervous
29:34after the bus tour yesterday colin and i just decided to have a quiet morning at the house
29:38because i will not be going on the london eye i'm petrified of heights once they're done my family
29:45is going to meet us for lunch so me and colin are taking a cab to go to a authentic pub for the
29:51first time in london we're so excited well i'm so excited i don't know about colin i'm excited too
29:58what do you think is british food here to eat porridge i don't even know what porridge is but i
30:03i saw it on a menu somewhere i'm like excited to try food but i'm also like such a picky eater that
30:08i'm just like i don't know how far i'm gonna be able to go we're not adventurous eaters let's just
30:14put it that way we're both picky eaters but we do step out of our comfort zone sometimes when in london
30:21get bangers and mash
30:26i'm sorry somebody peeing down the
30:29on the tube i think it's somebody going to pee right now right let's wait and find out
30:39oh oh oh yeah i think that's it i am look at them they're so cool yep this is us
30:47well wait colin is getting out oh morning good morning you all right how you doing good how are
30:54you yeah not super oh thank you where are we off to uh we're going to the duke of hamilton very nice
31:02thank you thank you all right you're welcome you go everything yeah yes yeah yeah thank you
31:08what is that a little fancy sweet see opening the doors
31:18i just want to let you know um i have tourette syndrome it's a neurological involuntary
31:25motor and vocal disorder so if you hear or see anything that doesn't fit in then just ignore
31:31it trust me you're in good company all right you'll be all right thank you so much you're
31:36going to do or say to me that i ain't seen and heard before so you crack on and enjoy yourself just
31:40relax thank you all right i am aware of tourette's i suffer with adhd myself so it's kind of on the
31:47same sort of spectrum line nantucket they all wankers and i have had passengers with tourette
31:53syndrome before and that wasn't an issue either because to be honest why should it be have you
32:00lived in london your whole life well i don't live in london now i was born in london oh yeah i live
32:08in essex but literally on the border of where east london and essex meets okay essex
32:17growing up like i don't know what it was but i like always wanted a british accent
32:24there's there's something about try it try it oh i'm i'm not good i sound would you like some
32:29shrimp on the bobby she's good yeah that's all right that's australian but yeah close
32:34so i'll give you something to say so okay say um listen mate you've got two choices
32:42you've got two choices there you go that's perfect two choices
32:47you can even walk out see i can't while you're going out the window you've got two choices
32:53you can either walk out or go out the window
32:58that's the best i got
32:59window you could even walk out or walk out say out out that's it out
33:09or you go out the window you can throw it out the window your accent is like spot on when you're
33:16ticking but when you're not ticking and you're having to think about it it's harder yeah it's really
33:21hard hello hello hello spot on what brings you to landon there is a device that is currently going
33:33through testing trials for tourettes okay and i'm going there to be part of like an informational
33:40meeting to kind of see how the device affects me and affects and works with my tics basically it's
33:47definitely groundbreaking we're pretty excited to see kind of you're bald bitch
33:55yeah he both definitely is yeah there's a lot of bald people in the uk yeah not wrong
34:04yeah we're like 40 british and my dad's bald too i don't i have no idea we don't have the monopoly on
34:11bald people you know that don't you they're everywhere i've never really noticed that many
34:19bald people until today they are everywhere they live amongst us but now i'm going to keep looking
34:25at bald people probably all day long i'll be counting them i sure worked with my c-bit therapist
34:30with my bald tick before i came here mom even told me to work on it and i was like no it's not that
34:35annoying bald it's not that like it's really like it's fine i'm glad you didn't work on it because it's
34:41entertaining mate bald bitch like that i am extremely comfortable with this cab driver it's just really
34:51really nice to finally be understood and not have to explain myself so him just being himself made the
34:59whole cab ride it's kind of exciting that our meeting with new pulse is already tomorrow like
35:08it's really exciting that it's just right around the corner bitch i i feel like bad that i'm excited
35:15to be here and i'm grateful but i don't want to have high expectations going into this because if it
35:21works it works if it doesn't it doesn't i'm not gonna like get upset and you're bald you know if it really
35:26is this life changing and you're able to maybe get it next year hopefully maybe you know that's
35:34something that you know would really help with pregnancy as well you know what um okay let's save the
35:46baby talk for another day why i'm it's a serious thing whether the new pulse device works or it
35:56doesn't work i would like to still have a conversation about babies oh i was like you're throwing me for
36:05another loop i of course want a family with colin and i want children however colin's next career could
36:11be him working 24 7 which would mean me at home with the baby 24 7. and it's very difficult with
36:20the conditions that i have there's a lot of risks and a lot of unknown which just puts a lot of pressure
36:25on me i have tourette syndrome stupid no it's just you're not talking about it you just keep pushing me
36:36back and i would like to eventually be able to have a conversation with you about it okay all right
36:44yeah we can have a conversation about another day okay another day another time maybe not in the back
36:52of a cab okay i haven't been ready to talk to colin about my concerns because i know that that's that
37:02means everything to him is starting a family and i don't want this to cause a riff in our relationship
37:13energy baby weenie
37:18there's a guy over there in the corner laughing at me it's really hard to not pay attention to
37:23the man staring at me and laughing every time i tick i want to look at him and see like
37:30is he laughing at me is he making fun of me like do i tick right now holy shit dude
37:45thank you so much it's been a pleasure
37:50hey guys hi bae have you guys been in yet no who's hungry let's get some food very hungry
38:00so cute hey guys how you doing hi mom grab a seat wherever you like okay i'll be with you in a
38:08minute okay this looks nice are we here over here i'm so excited going into this pub not knowing
38:19anything about british food so i'm super excited to try let's hope good food let's hope i thought these bars
38:27and pubs were loud and lively and entertaining everybody's like bar fights happen at like seven
38:33o'clock dick well i'm not whispering so i was like what food is that oh wait those are specials over
38:41there is that different over there spotted dick that's actually what it says dick i know nothing about
38:50food in the uk i literally only know that my kids have said mom we hear the food here is kind of gross
38:58back there mushy peas fish and chips with a little brickle brackle i am a very adventurous eater i explore
39:05i guide i taste i do not personally like exploring foods i just stick to my own lane like if if the food
39:14doesn't look good i don't try dad what are you gonna get dick spotted dick
39:20fuck that bitch is there pictures shut the fuck up my booggle brackle
39:26what is a branch right client i don't know dick i know what you're saying why why is the whole place
39:32going silent i don't know spotted alone in a safari i'm sorry an itchy baby waney it's not funny
39:43today much like any other day is a difficult day for valence dick with all the crazy menu items on
39:54the chalkboard i think bae's getting towards her limits today i'm gonna get the bangers and mash
40:00someone get fish and chips and we'll get the bubble and squeak my ticks on the bus yesterday were more
40:06physical and the ticks today at the pub have been more vocal guys how are we getting on here i have
40:13a couple questions sure yeah that's what i was gonna say i have tourette's so i would just like to let
40:18you know i have a tick where i call people bald so it's absolutely nothing against you he gets it all
40:22the time yeah he does um what is spotted dick spotted dick is a actually dessert so it's a sponge
40:32with uh some like dried fruits inside so raisins currants and served with a custard on the side okay
40:37chip buddy buddy chip buddy anything that's a buddy is between two slices of bread like a sandwich so it's
40:44carbs on carbs okay i like that yeah sorry i don't really recall waiting on someone with tourette's
40:54objection we do get a lot of american guests coming in i guess you maybe aren't familiar with
40:59uh uk cuisine um but i think in this line of work you've just got to roll with the punches accept
41:04people at face value okay i want i want to try a beer i've never tried beer before okay where do i
41:10start i probably start on a lager okay the alpaca ipa oh okay we're going straight to there i think we'll
41:17maybe start with the light lager and see where we go from there yeah okay okay i have never tried beer
41:22before because i've never been interested in it but the reason why i'm trying beer for the first time
41:28in london is because there's a pub on every single corner basically so what better place to try beer
41:33than here i tell you what i'll bring you a taste of the alpaca you can try as well can i yeah what
41:39about the vinegar on the fish and chips comes on the side buddy you can add as much as little as you
41:43want and it's cheap baby waiting there's a guy over there in the corner laughing at me which corner
41:54the left hand corner over there to your left he's in the corner he just turns around the stairs and
42:02laughs this is the way it is just grew up without no manners crazy the environment is a little bit
42:12small and echoey and it's really hard to not pay attention to the man staring at me and laughing
42:18every time i tick i want to look at him and see like is he laughing at me is he making fun of me
42:24like do i tick right now holy shit dude can't fix everybody i expect it when i go out i i totally
42:35expect that people are going to stare people are going to giggle people are going to laugh but it bugs
42:41balen and it bugs colin like your parents obviously didn't raise you right he's sitting over there and
42:49he's like blatantly laughing at balen and her ticking and that's when the anger starts to build
42:56because it's like how are you that rude you have to be 18. i'm trying to enjoy myself the best i can
43:05with my family and with colin but it's so hard to when constantly in your corner you're
43:11being laughed and mocked and stared at it just doesn't make the experience fun
43:18and i just don't know how much more i can take that's wild
43:33colin would want to have babies yesterday with his timeline what i just don't think i've expressed to
43:39him my concerns we're making every life decision in a matter of like six months and now we you
43:48wanting babies on top of it is it's about wanting a family we spoke to the wedding planner okay told us
43:57to lower our expectations or increase our budget and we haven't asked don't throw anything stupid
44:06out right now
44:08what a bitch today is finally the day we are here to meet people with new pulse
44:16a device that helps the frequency of ticks perfect and today i will be able to try it on for the first
44:23time do you feel anything yet sure
44:26bitch
Be the first to comment