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00:00Merry Christmas!
00:22Merry Christmas!
00:24Merry Christmas!
00:26Is it though?
00:27Cos I'm out here in the cold running a mulled wine stall that was your idea while you're
00:31in the warm like the ghost of Christmas.
00:33Merry Christmas!
00:34Oh, I don't know who he was!
00:35Get your bum out here now!
00:40I'm expecting a shot any time.
00:42It's a public street and it's on Christmas Day.
00:45So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:47Merry blah blah.
00:48Why don't you have some of this muck?
00:49Well, salesperson of the year.
00:51Cheers.
00:52Hiya, love.
00:53Merry Christmas.
00:54Merry Christmas.
00:56Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.
00:59We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
01:01Look at all those vegetables!
01:03I know!
01:04You're not wearing your present?
01:05Er, er, no, I will.
01:07Right, come on.
01:08Let the peeling commence after you, Gavinet.
01:13What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:15Do we really want to know?
01:16He got me a Cardi.
01:18Right, because you're 74 years of age.
01:21And, er, murder mystery thing.
01:23Oh, God.
01:24Where have you got to go for that?
01:25Oh, I don't know.
01:26Some hotel in Weatherfield.
01:27Where?
01:28Oh, God knows.
01:29Weatherfield?
01:30No.
01:31Really?
01:32Merry Christmas!
01:33Too early?
01:34I like that you're so keen.
01:35Mm.
01:36Mm.
01:37Mm.
01:38Merry Christmas.
01:39Mm.
01:40Mm.
01:41Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:42Yeah.
01:43Merry Christmas.
01:44Too early?
01:45I like that you're so keen.
01:47Mm.
01:48Mm.
01:49Merry Christmas.
01:50Mm.
01:51Mm.
01:52Oh, Merry Christmas.
01:53Yeah.
01:54Merry Christmas.
01:55Mm.
01:56Ho, ho, ho.
01:59We're selling for yours later.
02:01Uh-huh.
02:02Right.
02:03Be late afternoon.
02:04Got a few guests in.
02:05Right.
02:06See you later.
02:07Yeah.
02:08Hey!
02:09Merry Christmas.
02:10Good to you.
02:11I got a scooter.
02:12Yeah, sir.
02:13Yay!
02:14So that means that no-one's safe.
02:15Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:17Come on.
02:18Oh, be careful.
02:21Er, question.
02:22How come I didn't get a scooter?
02:24I spent enough on you on my little pony, thank you.
02:27It's always too.
02:28Go on, another one, love.
02:29Yeah, go on.
02:30Not for me.
02:31I've, er, actually got somewhere.
02:32It's gonna pop off to you.
02:33Where are you going?
02:35Just the end of the day.
02:36Robert, where are you going?
02:37Merry Christmas!
02:38Merry Christmas!
02:39Merry Christmas!
02:40Merry Christmas!
02:57So, do you like it?
02:58Yeah.
03:00Really?
03:01Of course.
03:02Right, well, why are you just giving one-word answers then?
03:05I love it.
03:06Thanks.
03:08It's just them two.
03:09Flipping hijacking things yesterday.
03:11I know, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either, but let's not let it ruin our Christmas
03:14as well.
03:15Oh my God, this is so much better than mine.
03:16I know.
03:17Did you just guess it was gonna be a girl?
03:18I bought two lots.
03:19I'm sending the blue ones back.
03:20Yeah, very clever.
03:21Hey!
03:22Happy Christmas!
03:23Happy Christmas!
03:24What he said.
03:25Sorry, got a bit of a head.
03:27Celebrating, were you?
03:28Only a bit.
03:29Sure, how are we?
03:30It was a bit, you know.
03:31It was massively out of order.
03:32And bonkers.
03:33Yeah.
03:34Yeah.
03:35Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
03:36Well, you don't need the ring to do the things.
03:37Yeah, I can't it.
03:38What he said.
03:39Sorry, got a bit of a head.
03:40Celebrating, were ya?
03:41The last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
03:42What he said.
03:43Sorry, got a bit of a head.
03:44Celebrating, were ya?
03:45Only a bit.
03:46Sure.
03:49How are we?
03:50Disappointed.
03:54It was a bit...
03:56You know, it was massively out of order.
03:59And bonkers.
04:00Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:01Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:02Well, you don't need the ring to do the thing.
04:06Seriously?
04:07Sorry.
04:09What's happening at your grand's?
04:10Whenever we want.
04:11Yeah, the sooner the better.
04:12I'm getting dressed.
04:15Sherry?
04:17We really hear the Merry Christmas, everybody.
04:22Computer, stop.
04:24Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:27Definitely not.
04:29Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:32Computer, stop.
04:46Oh, no.
04:47Now playing Gold.
04:50Computer, stop.
04:51Oh, I swear.
04:52Now playing Walking in the Air.
04:59Oh, I like this one.
05:06Here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand.
05:10Spare me the sarcasm.
05:12Wow.
05:13What did you get for Christmas?
05:15Big box feisty?
05:16I made a mistake yesterday when I binned you off.
05:19Making one now if you think that's what happened.
05:23I may have overreacted slightly.
05:26Truth is, I need a posh friend in my life.
05:30It gives me an air of mystery.
05:32Like, people think, oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one.
05:35And it's nice just being here, basking in your magnificence.
05:41And it makes me realise how lucky I am, you and I being mates.
05:46Like, when you're having issues with your caviar not being the right temperature.
05:50Or too many bubbles in your champagne.
05:52And I think to myself, at least I don't have Kim's troubles.
05:57So, I'm willing to accept your apology and give you another chance.
06:02You'd better pour yourself a drink then.
06:07What kind of host are you?
06:29How are you?
06:30Good, thanks.
06:35How are you, really?
06:39Not great.
06:40Come here.
06:52I'm only here, cos Johnny pestered.
06:55Noted.
06:57Where's the rest of you boys?
06:59Well, Noah's out working.
07:00For triple time.
07:01And get this.
07:02Ryan's gone for a turkey curry with someone called Stab Wound.
07:06Who we met gaming.
07:07So he's definitely getting murdered.
07:09Ha!
07:10You want?
07:11Drink?
07:12Yeah, I'll just have one.
07:13Oh!
07:14Knock yourself out, Vanessa.
07:16Slow down, Moses.
07:17And put your helmet on!
07:20He should be wearing a helmet.
07:22You're a helmet.
07:23You're a helmet.
07:24Get a drink and just shut up.
07:29Wow!
07:32Oh, sorry?
07:33Is there a speed limit?
07:35No, there isn't.
07:36You crack on.
07:38How are you cracking on with your issue?
07:42Well, it's only an issue if someone makes it an issue.
07:45It's hardly the subject for Christmas Day, is it?
07:47Oh, I don't know.
07:49A pregnant woman and the father not being who everyone thinks it is.
07:53Oh, cute.
07:54Merry Christmas!
07:55Merry Christmas!
07:56Merry Christmas!
07:57Cheers, aren't you?
07:58I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
08:00Oh, no, we're not.
08:02Oh, Johnny and Moses just said you are.
08:03He's well excited.
08:04We don't mind, do we?
08:05No, we don't mind.
08:07Brilliant idea.
08:11Hey!
08:12Merry Christmas!
08:13Where's Eve?
08:14Upstairs with Harry.
08:15Doing what?
08:16I don't know, do I?
08:17Oh, you've got it on and it's wonderful.
08:19Yeah, you'll fit right in it, WI.
08:20Right, come on Cardi B, get some of these pigs.
08:22How many are we feeding?
08:24Did Robert come round to yours?
08:25No.
08:26Why did he say he was gonna?
08:27Well, he's just got off and now he's not answering his phone.
08:28What, at all?
08:29What do you mean, at all?
08:30He's not gonna answer it a little bit, is he?
08:31Don't get crappy.
08:32Well, I'm worried, Vic.
08:33So where is he now, then?
08:34I don't know.
08:35I don't know.
09:06I don't know.
09:09motherboard committed to mine.
09:11He used to do tea.
09:13I'll wipe out my hand,
09:16Hu.
09:17That's more of the resinous
09:33Right, let's see who runs for a day.
09:41Oh, I won!
09:43Oh, sorry, Liam.
09:44Right, come on, yeah.
09:45Let's go sit down.
09:47Wow, that Christmas lunch with Bernice really got to you, didn't it?
09:50Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.
09:54I wouldn't worry about Robert, love.
09:56Well, you would if you knew that Kev's back firing guns.
10:00What?
10:01What is back?
10:02Like, someone took a shot at us yesterday.
10:06Where was this?
10:07At Butler's.
10:08The police reckon it was just poachers and they were stray shots.
10:12Yeah, well, they're probably right.
10:14Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring
10:16and a bullet in it.
10:18Oh, my goodness.
10:20Do you reckon we should go and look for him?
10:21I was just going to suggest it, actually.
10:23No, hang on, hang on.
10:24Where are you even going to look?
10:25I don't know.
10:26We can't just sit here.
10:27Maybe you should call the police.
10:28And say what?
10:29That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours.
10:32Well, I think I'd also suggest the shooting, the bullet in the ring.
10:36No, Charles?
10:38He came earlier.
10:40Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.
10:44Never gets any easier, does it?
10:47Tell me about it.
10:49Like, Christmas isn't difficult enough.
10:50I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.
10:53You must miss them very much.
10:57It's been so long.
10:59Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.
11:02But you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.
11:08There are still days Charles and I still call his name.
11:11Give him my best.
11:21What are you doing here?
11:24I'm looking to buy a new carpet.
11:29So as I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.
11:34It looks like you've already started that.
11:39Congratulations, by the way.
11:41On your engagement.
11:44Thanks.
11:44Thanks.
11:44I miss him.
12:00Yeah, same.
12:02I miss you.
12:05And you.
12:07Me?
12:09Ooh.
12:10Sorry.
12:11It's Christmas.
12:13And?
12:13What happens at Christmas?
12:16Well, what usually happens is families fall out.
12:19We've already done that.
12:22So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?
12:26What's that?
12:28We stand around awkwardly.
12:30Not so much.
12:31And then, at some point,
12:33preferably very soon,
12:35your bags appear in the hallway at home.
12:37And it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.
12:43That might work.
12:46Let the awkward standing commence.
12:49Oh, yes.
12:51Let's get some rosy.
12:54Oops.
12:55Oh, I'm sorry.
12:56Hey!
12:57I told you to wait for your dad.
12:59Hey, you OK?
13:03Yeah.
13:04Have you been to Nates grave?
13:06Yeah, I have, mate.
13:07Come here.
13:08Oh!
13:09Right, come on.
13:10Let's get this show on the road, then.
13:12You know, we've still got time for our knees, that.
13:14I've got my feet up.
13:15Old.
13:16Yeah, so old.
13:17Can't even make it to the food.
13:20Come on.
13:21Has this got opened all the presents?
13:23Er, no, not yet.
13:24Uh-huh-huh.
13:27Come on.
13:28Come on, Nadeo.
13:29Oh, what have you got?
13:32Yeah!
13:34What have you got?
13:35Brilliant, thank you!
13:36Hee-hee-hee!
13:37Wow.
13:37Yeah.
13:38Pass this to your brother.
13:40Oh, really?
13:42What have you got?
13:49Right.
13:51Hello!
13:52Come on, bro!
13:53Hey!
13:53How are we all?
13:55Hi!
13:55Hey!
13:56How's me big man?
13:57Merry Christmas.
13:58Merry Christmas!
14:00Aw!
14:01Hello, Ken!
14:04Because it's, uh, a spanner.
14:07Yeah, I got it.
14:08Merry Christmas!
14:09Hey, Merry Christmas!
14:10Aw, did you get anything nice?
14:12Well done.
14:13Need to get back, too.
14:17And?
14:18Who are you, mister?
14:20Yeah, it's just another day with our aims, isn't it?
14:24Not really.
14:25No.
14:26No, not really.
14:27No, come here.
14:30Anyway, what do you think she would want her to do, eh, your mum, if she was here?
14:34Have a good sign.
14:36So what are we going to do, then?
14:37Have a good sign!
14:39Nailed it!
14:40Right, um, do we get our own drinks, or do you, like, control it?
14:44Control, Gary!
14:46Right, come on in.
14:48Brought you some company.
14:50Thanks.
14:52A lot.
14:53I really appreciate this.
14:56I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
14:59Oh, happy birthday.
15:00I hope we're not imposing too much.
15:04How much is too much?
15:06Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:08Kim, let's just sit down, get comfy.
15:11Oh, thanks.
15:12And you guys.
15:12Get on the, er, set here.
15:14Thanks, Sam.
15:15And Lydia.
15:16And Belle.
15:17Yeah, no worries.
15:18Has Billy got the kids?
15:19Yeah.
15:20I feel like we should have some kind of plaque.
15:22Kim Tate sat here.
15:23Well, I've got a box of them.
15:24I'll bring you one.
15:25Really?
15:26No, Sam.
15:27Oh.
15:28Right.
15:29Jorks.
15:30Er, drinks.
15:31Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:32Merry Christmas.
15:33Feels like I should let you drink from the welly, but it's only really for people joining family.
15:42Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine from weather-resistant footwear,
15:47I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
15:50Will this do?
15:51Oh.
15:52My absolute favourite.
15:55Merry Christmas.
16:02Merry Christmas.
16:03Greetings.
16:04Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:06Merry Christmas and all that.
16:08Where's your dad and the kids?
16:10Well, he fell asleep, so they're drawing on his face.
16:13Nobody ever wants to finish deviling him.
16:15Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for YouTube.
16:18I thought I heard an entrance.
16:19Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:20This do you?
16:21Um, have you two met properly?
16:23Well, he's been at the cafe about half a million times.
16:26No, formally, I meant.
16:28Er, like in Westminster Abbey or summer?
16:31Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:33Oh, really?
16:34No, but, er, you make a good coffee.
16:37Not been bigging me up, then?
16:40I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:43Oh.
16:44In a decade's time, this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:48I'll settle for that.
16:50Hey!
16:51Excuse me.
16:52Wow!
16:53You've finished already.
16:54I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
16:57Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
16:58Well, you're going to have to do it without me, because we are going for a walk with Finny.
17:03Is this pre-planned, or is it an escape?
17:05Pre-planned, promise.
17:06But, er, I might see you later.
17:07It's all right.
17:08Sorry.
17:09Right, then.
17:10What, er, what are we drinking to?
17:11Business as usual?
17:12Business as usual.
17:13Er, can I just check?
17:14Are you two under the impression that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:17Because I want to make it very clear that I am.
17:20Oh, you beggar.
17:21Oh, you beggar.
17:22You had us going, then.
17:23Hey, Sam.
17:24Hmm?
17:25What?
17:26No.
17:27What?
17:28Do you want?
17:29Won't what?
17:30Drink from the welly.
17:31Drink from the welly.
17:33No.
17:34No.
17:35No.
17:36No.
17:37No.
17:38No.
17:39No.
17:40No.
17:41No.
17:42No.
17:43No.
17:44No.
17:45No.
17:46No.
17:47No.
17:48No.
17:49No.
17:50No.
17:51No.
17:52No.
17:53No.
17:54No.
17:55Oh.
17:57No.
17:58still don't mean you're a dinglewell.
18:01Oh, imagine my devastation.
18:03Not that this isn't the pinnacle of my drinking.
18:05No.
18:06No.
18:07No, no, no.
18:08No.
18:09This is getting weird.
18:10I've got a dinner.
18:11No.
18:12No.
18:13No, no, no.
18:14I've got a drink from a wedding.
18:15No.
18:16No.
18:17No, no.
18:18I'm cynical of my drinking experiences, but would anyone care for some red wine from my salad?
18:23I thought you just kept corpses in that.
18:25Yes, that sounds really good. Let's go.
18:27OK, I'll come with you.
18:28Can I choose some or not?
18:29Well, we'd be foolish to disregard your impeccable taste.
18:33Is that a yes or a no?
18:34Come on, Sam.
18:37It's all right, Ives.
18:38Nothing with dust on.
18:43I was banging on at you a bit earlier, weren't I?
18:46Well, we all need banging on at from time to time.
18:50But time to time, not all the time.
18:53Noted.
18:55You know, you're lucky.
18:58I know.
18:59And Sam is extremely lucky.
19:01I don't know about that.
19:03Yes, you do.
19:04He looks after me.
19:06Well, I'm glad to hear it.
19:10Would you mind if I looked after you two?
19:12What do you mean?
19:14Oh, like, say...
19:18You still inheriting Home Farm?
19:26Have you forgotten how to count?
19:28I try to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.
19:32Do you know who's in that?
19:33Nelson Mandela.
19:34Taylor Swift.
19:35Right, come on. Let's go look for him.
19:37Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:39No need.
19:40But he's about to turn six, not six...
19:41Finally!
19:42You knew I was nipping out.
19:45And where have you been getting your phone fixed?
19:47Been calling you.
19:48What, because I've been gone a couple of hours?
19:50It's been longer than that.
19:51Well, it must have been on silent.
19:52Sorry.
19:53Well, it's just...
19:54We thought, you know...
19:55Kev had got you.
19:56Told us about it yesterday.
19:57What?
19:58No.
19:59No.
20:00Don't worry about that.
20:01Done with that madman interfering with our lives.
20:03Hello, hello!
20:04Hey!
20:05Festive, greetings.
20:06Oh, hiya.
20:07Merry Christmas.
20:08I thought you were off seeing Steph.
20:09No, no, it's tomorrow.
20:10Are we all right?
20:11Yes, don't worry.
20:12The Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered.
20:15Has she got you in that sparkly dress again?
20:16You wish.
20:17Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:19How come you're suddenly not worried any more?
20:21Because what's the point?
20:23It's Christmas.
20:25Relax.
20:46So, Eric, this thing with you and Kerry, was it a slow burn or...?
21:08Kerry and I have been extremely fond of each other for a very long time.
21:15And the fondness has, er, blossomed into a deep and mutual love.
21:20Do they?
21:24Puts to catch it.
21:29Oh.
21:30Right.
21:31Now what?
21:35Eat it or put it on your heart?
21:39Hey!
21:40Hey!
21:41Hey!
21:42Hey!
21:43Woo-hoo!
21:44Nice fit, mate.
21:45A counterfeit.
21:46Thanks for these.
21:47They're great.
21:48You're welcome, babe.
21:49So, are you like, er, Grandad?
21:52Now you two are married.
21:53Ah!
21:54Is that okay?
21:55Doesn't make a difference.
21:56Oh!
21:57Banger!
21:58Oh, there she goes!
21:59Yes, Kane!
22:00No, Kane!
22:01No, Kane!
22:02Where are you going?
22:03Quiet Christmas, you said.
22:04Right, come on, you.
22:05Let's go.
22:06Bring that with you.
22:07Okay, see you later.
22:08Take care.
22:09Bye!
22:10Bye!
22:11Bye!
22:12Bye!
22:13Oh!
22:14One of them stupes to visit downstairs.
22:16Are the other two joining us any time soon?
22:17I mean, do they know it's Christmas time?
22:19At all?
22:20Well, the presents were a bit of a clue.
22:21OK, see you later, take care, bye.
22:23Bye!
22:31Oh, one of them stoops to visit downstairs.
22:33Are the other two joining us any time soon?
22:35I mean, do they know it's Christmas time? At all?
22:38Well, the presents were a bit of a clue, but yeah.
22:43I've got a little something for you.
22:45Dylan!
22:46Are you guests?
22:48Alright, everyone, Merry Christmas.
22:50You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
22:51Yeah, I lied, I'm out.
22:52How are you feeling, sweetheart?
22:53Er, better for seeing this one.
22:55Well, it's been so long.
22:58You OK?
22:59Hello.
23:00Come here. I love you.
23:02Gonna be all right, aren't we?
23:03Yeah.
23:05Where's Eve?
23:06With Chas. Where's your mum?
23:08She's with Charles and Claudette.
23:10Oh, she's blowing you out, has she?
23:12Yeah, that's it.
23:14At least you know who your parent is.
23:16Sorry.
23:17Sorry.
23:19I love you, wife.
23:20It's Christmas Day, I think.
23:21It's Christmas Day, I think.
23:22I love you, wife.
23:23I love you, wife.
23:24It's Christmas Day, I think.
23:27I love you, wife.
23:28It's Christmas Day, I think.
23:37I love you, wife.
23:41It's Christmas Day of Venk.
23:59Right, I'll make a book.
24:01This should be good.
24:02What the Ladybird Heard?
24:04No?
24:05What the Ladybird Heard Next?
24:07Well, that's the only two books you've ever read.
24:09Oh, er, The Godfather, that's a book.
24:11No, no, no, we have to wait, right, for how many words first.
24:15Right, of course.
24:16All two, all four words.
24:18That's barely a headline.
24:20That's how many words are in the title?
24:22Oh, erm, Fifty Shades of Grey.
24:25Well, if you start mumming that, I'm gouging my own eyes.
24:28No, Ray, he's going to give us some clues, all right?
24:30Go on, go on.
24:31You're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York
24:34and had not a clue what was going on.
24:35Ooh, Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference.
24:37Anyway, Ray knows plenty about Christmas.
24:39Show him your bracelet.
24:40No, Nicola, no, Nicola, we're playing a game!
24:42We're playing a game!
24:43Ooh, fancy.
24:46What have you been doing?
24:47Mining cryptocurrency?
24:48Oh, nothing that lucrative.
24:50Lucrative enough?
24:51I had nothing better to spend my money on.
24:53Oh, thanks.
24:54No, no, I didn't look at that.
24:55Oh, no, don't battle!
24:56I battle now!
24:57I'm really offended!
24:58Look, this is going to take all day.
24:59I'm going to give you a verbal clue.
25:01It's what I want to do to Nicola.
25:03Sometimes.
25:04Sexy time.
25:05Oh, no.
25:06Not on a Thursday.
25:08Hang on, I know it!
25:10Tequila Mockingbird!
25:12Ooh!
25:13You got it!
25:15You got it!
25:16Boy, new man!
25:17Wait till you're asleep and see what happens to your face.
25:19Mwah!
25:20Come and get another drink.
25:21And then I'm telling you everything you're going to be buying me for Christmas next year.
25:24Is this too much?
25:26This is the best Christmas ever.
25:28Oh!
25:29I don't know whether that makes me really happy or really sad.
25:31Well, it makes me happy.
25:33Well, play your cards right and you can have another one of these next year.
25:39Yeah?
25:40Yeah.
25:41Oh, decent, that.
25:46Thank you for your effusive praise.
25:49Hey, hey.
25:50So, I've got you one more present.
25:52Well, I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself, but are you ready?
25:55Go on.
25:59Eh?
26:00Yeah.
26:01We used to play that to Destruction when you were little, didn't we?
26:04I mean, literally.
26:05I think we went through about four of them.
26:06I had to buy a new one every other Christmas.
26:07And how did you manage that?
26:08Well, I used to...
26:09I found it very tense.
26:10I used to snap the little plastic doors.
26:12Yeah, you used to rage quit every time you lost, I seem to recall.
26:16I did not.
26:17Always.
26:18Anyway, she used to ask such weird questions.
26:20Does yours look like it could ride a horse?
26:22Yeah, I won every time.
26:24Ridiculously.
26:25So, we're playing then or what?
26:26Well, that sounds dangerous.
26:27Yeah, and it's only for two players.
26:29It's only two...
26:30Look, we can team up.
26:31We can...
26:32We can take turns.
26:35I just...
26:36I feel really lucky to be having this Christmas after where we were last year.
26:39And this would just be the icing on the cake.
26:41Indulge your old dad.
26:43Fine.
26:44Yeah?
26:45Yeah.
26:46We'll play at the table.
26:47So you can turn it over when you lose.
26:48Oh!
26:49Oh!
26:50There's pudding.
26:51Oh!
26:52Oh!
26:53Oh!
26:54Oh!
26:55I'll see you in a sec.
26:56Have you just helped?
26:57Help Dylan?
26:58Yeah.
26:59One sec.
27:00Alright.
27:01Let me go.
27:02Hello?
27:03I'm coming.
27:04Things are gonna be okay.
27:05Do you know that?
27:06Yeah.
27:07I do.
27:08It's me.
27:09Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:11Everything's gonna be okay. Do you know that?
27:13Yeah, I do.
27:25It's me.
27:27Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:31Okay.
27:33Then I'll do it.
27:35I'll come with you.
27:41What a surprise. You're good at making ladies drinks. Do you want a soft drink?
27:55Oh, I do.
27:57It's pretty good that one.
27:59Oh my God.
28:01It's pretty good that one.
28:03What a surprise. You're good at making ladies drinks.
28:07Do you want a soft drink?
28:09It's pretty good that one.
28:11I can't believe you lost.
28:13Are they beating me?
28:15I don't know. Why don't we play
28:17Cards Against Decency?
28:19Oh yeah. No we can't.
28:21I went and chucked them out.
28:23Because he was reading all the cards and quoting
28:25from them randomly. It's like we were living
28:27with Frankie Boyle.
28:29I know a game we can play.
28:31Go on then.
28:33Truth or Dare.
28:35Oh, nah. That's well boring.
28:39And anyway, everyone chooses dares, so.
28:41So, you book the trend then, Charity.
28:45Go truth.
28:47Ooh. Anyone want another drink?
28:49Yeah, yeah, I'll have another one, thanks.
28:51Or, I've got another one.
28:53Oh, this is a really good one.
28:55Never Have I Ever.
28:57Shall we play that?
28:58Why don't we play it in a minute,
28:59when you've had some fresh air, darling?
29:01Never Have I Ever.
29:03Ooh. Let's think, what shall I go with?
29:05Never Have I Ever.
29:07Come on.
29:08Never Have I Ever.
29:10Ripped anyone's head off their shoulders.
29:12But you know what?
29:13The night is yet young.
29:14Come on.
29:15Never Have I Ever.
29:16Never Have you Ever been this drunk lady.
29:18Oh, I'm out.
29:19I'm out.
29:20Oh, my God.
29:21Oh, my God.
29:22Oh, my God.
29:23Oh.
29:34Right, well, come on then.
29:35Who are you?
29:36My wife's done this?
29:40And have you lost your tongue, yeah?
29:41Oh, no, wait, that's right.
29:43Not yet, you haven't, because I'm gonna cut it off,
29:45and that's just for the start.
29:50Well, that's a big threat.
29:52From a man in your very precarious position.
30:15I know who you are.
30:19Yeah.
30:20Saves on introductions.
30:22Johnny Psycho.
30:24The murderer.
30:25Not true.
30:26Not true.
30:27Hmm.
30:28That kid wrapped himself up in top bowling and jumps in the lake today, yeah?
30:32Show some respect.
30:34That kid had a name.
30:36Nate.
30:37And his death was an accident.
30:39Oh.
30:40Right.
30:41That would not be why nobody hates you, then.
30:43Nobody refers to you as a massive nutter.
30:46Not very popular, are you?
30:49Not very popular, are you?
31:01Truth be told, I made some mistakes.
31:04I'll let things slip.
31:07But now I'm gonna make up for it.
31:10The storm's coming.
31:16Not literally, idiot.
31:18Read.
31:22You caused a bitter one though, didn't you?
31:24What with your little siege?
31:26Yeah, I read all about that in the news.
31:28A sword.
31:29Very, er...
31:31Very visually arresting.
31:35Not quite as effective as a bullet though.
31:37I came this close.
31:39To putting one through your husband's head yesterday.
31:43Just after I drugged you.
31:44And stopped you shooting my husband.
31:48No, I was so wrong about you.
31:51You're completely mentally stable.
31:52Aaron really does not know what he's missing.
31:56Aaron is not gonna miss out on anything.
31:57He knows where his future lies.
32:00But there's a bit of work to be done first though.
32:03So this is your little squat, is it?
32:06I like what you've done with the place.
32:08Well, I see.
32:10Yours, it's...
32:12It's mine, no.
32:14Well, it suits you.
32:17Just need to knock together a little padded cell for you.
32:20Because that's where you're ending up.
32:23I'm ending up with Aaron.
32:25Together like we are meant to be.
32:28Happy, content and committed to each other.
32:32With you and Robert nowhere to be seen by anyone ever again.
32:35Tell me one thing me coming clean will achieve.
32:40I'll tell you two.
32:42She'll know the truth.
32:44Jacob will know the truth.
32:45And also Mack will know the truth.
32:46And yet I know that's three.
32:47I've had a drink. Sue me.
32:49Oh no, beautiful speech, Vanessa.
32:51Have you got another one to help Sarah pick herself up off the floor once her life's in bits?
32:54Feels like that's your job, don't you think?
32:58No, it doesn't have to be anybody's job if I just, if they just, if they just lie to her for the rest of her life.
33:04She's never going to forgive me for this and you know that.
33:06Mmm.
33:11Fair for that Liam.
33:13You know I've always thought of Eat and Mess as one of those terrible games that they play at boarding school.
33:17Oh!
33:18It's a good thing we've finished our food before you gave us that disgusting image.
33:27Kindred spirits.
33:29Oh, cute.
33:30I am actually, yeah.
33:31Do you have any idea how hard it is to find a grave on Christmas day?
33:33This is that where you've been.
33:35Oh, sorry, is this a private party?
33:45It doesn't have to be. Sit down.
33:47We didn't want to intrude.
33:48No, no, no, not at all.
33:50It's Mary not with you?
33:51No, she's a...
33:53She's a very keen Scrabble player.
33:55Very keen and serious.
33:58We didn't lie to her.
33:59I said I wanted to check on Kevin.
34:02To see if he'd checked in with you at all.
34:03Has he?
34:04No.
34:05I got a card.
34:07Just said Kay.
34:09I know what he's done.
34:11But no one should be alone at this time if you...
34:12Do you want a drink?
34:14Oh, I reckon Claudette could be trouble on bubbles.
34:17I'm not.
34:18I'm Randy on shandy.
34:20I'll have a shandy.
34:23No, just joking.
34:25Or am I?
34:27Cheers, everyone.
34:28Well, just hang on a sec.
34:31I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself.
34:38Oh, well that's not true, but carry on.
34:41It's good. It's very good.
34:42It's very good.
34:44Erm...
34:45I just...
34:46I just wanted to say...
34:47This year's been a bit...
34:48Well, I mean even my R standards...
34:49It's er...
34:51It's been a weird one.
34:55It's been hard, mostly.
34:57And very hard.
34:59Sometimes.
35:03And scary.
35:05And...
35:07It's been sad.
35:11But it's also been...
35:14Amazing.
35:16And although you...
35:18Most of you are...
35:20A pain in the backside.
35:22Erm...
35:23Your family.
35:24We're family.
35:26We're family.
35:27And...
35:29I'm glad we've got each other.
35:32So, you know...
35:34Merry Christmas.
35:35Merry Christmas.
35:36Merry Christmas.
35:38Merry Christmas.
35:40Your family.
35:41Well, and you.
35:44Sarah wants this baby so much.
35:47No, she wants her baby so much.
35:49And this isn't that.
35:51You got pregnant by your husband.
35:54Your husband.
35:55Who's already had one child ripped out of his life.
35:59And despite your age defying lady bits.
36:02Isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad.
36:05Charity's just...
36:06It's so wrong on so many levels.
36:09Do you know what else it is?
36:11None of my business.
36:13Bingo.
36:14So, do you know what I'm going to do?
36:15Right now.
36:16I'm going to go home.
36:17And I suggest you follow and get Johnny and go home yourself.
36:20Preferably without shouting your mouth off.
36:22Merry Christmas.
36:23Merry Christmas.
36:24Merry Christmas.
36:25Merry Christmas.
36:26Merry Christmas.
36:27Merry Christmas.
36:28Merry Christmas.
36:29Merry Christmas.
36:30Right.
36:31Torch is on.
36:34Okay.
36:35Let's go see Grandad.
36:36Do you want it?
36:37We'll swap.
36:39A bit of quiet on the way over here.
36:40You been thinking about your mum?
36:41Always.
36:43I didn't even get to buy her a present.
36:45Oh yeah.
36:46A bit of quiet on the way over here.
36:48What have you ever got to buy her a present?
36:49Yeah.
36:50Oh, yeah.
36:51I'll never get to buy her a present again.
36:52Yes.
36:53This is true.
36:54Hey, ê±´ school so we Dryden a day, such a man.
36:57Really?
36:58It just cares?
36:59Yes, huh?
37:00Horst you now?
37:02A lot of horses are set.
37:04Well, the promotion has arrived at eight days.
37:05Well, yes.
37:06It's been a bit quiet in the real time has arrived at the trip.
37:07Wow.
37:08Well, how's the mess, the car ridingス?
37:10Ka-ching.
37:16What are we doing?
37:18Well, you didn't think of that spanner was your Christmas present, did you?
37:22Here now.
37:31What's this?
37:32This is a lot of hard work.
37:35So you up for it?
37:37Me? Why?
37:39Because this is your car.
37:43Merry Christmas, son.
37:45Is it actually mine?
37:47I mean, it's a bit of a state at the moment.
37:49OK.
37:51Well, it won't be when we're finished, though,
37:53cos me and you are going to turn this into the best car for miles.
37:57Three years.
37:59What?
38:00Well, you know, until you're old enough to drive it when you're 17.
38:03So you up for it or what?
38:05Yeah, definitely.
38:09I'll see you soon.
38:11Yeah.
38:13So let's get it?
38:15Thanks.
38:17Yeah.
38:19Great.
38:23Yeah.
38:27Like I didn't exist.
38:57Can you stop walking into me, please?
39:19Well, we're certain it's me that's walking into you, are we?
39:22Absolutely.
39:23110%.
39:24Oh, no.
39:25Don't be that person.
39:26What person?
39:27A butcherer of percentages.
39:29Butcherer is not a word.
39:32Yes, it is.
39:33What's it mean, then?
39:35Someone who butchers.
39:38It's just a butcher.
39:40Are you going to open the door, then, or what?
39:42You've got the keys.
39:43Oh, you've got the keys.
39:44You've got the keys in your hand right now.
39:47Oh.
39:48I think I might be a bit drunk.
39:51Yeah, well, you're stone-cold sober compared to Aron.
39:53Do you think you're still asleep?
39:55Oh, my gosh.
39:56You'll be flat out in that back room all night.
40:00Right.
40:01Yes.
40:02Where have you been?
40:03Out.
40:04Yeah, I think the clue was when you walked back in.
40:08Where'd you go?
40:09Went for a walk.
40:10Oh, right.
40:11Be like that, Mr. International Man of Mystery.
40:16So, not an easy day, then.
40:17No, it's been fun.
40:18Where is everyone?
40:19Er, Vanessa and Johnny have gone home.
40:21Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter, and Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze.
40:28We are alone.
40:29For once.
40:30Do you wanna take advantage?
40:31Mm-hmm.
40:32And we're good.
40:33We're great.
40:34Come on, then.
40:35Come on, then.
40:36Come on, then.
40:37What's the last pair of a walk?
40:38Oh, come on.
40:39Yes, I know.
40:40Come on.
40:41Go ahead, then.
40:42Come on, come on.
40:45If I'm not home, then, go ahead, then.
40:46Oh, my gosh.
40:47Great.
40:48What?
40:49For once.
40:51Do you want to take advantage?
40:53Mm-hmm.
40:55And we're good.
40:57We're great.
40:59Come on, then.
41:19Hey! Glad tidings one and all!
41:29Oh, back out of your bowl!
41:31All that!
41:49That's better.
42:19Big day, eh?
42:25Big year.
42:27I thought it was going to be the best year ever, but...
42:31Hey, I'll go and check. Won't be sick.
42:49Telling you about my home is coming.
42:51Hey.
42:53No, he's fine.
42:55He won't be tomorrow.
42:57That's his problem.
42:59Oh, no.
43:01There he is.
43:04Hey.
43:05Hey.
43:06Hey.
43:07Hey.
43:08Hey.
43:09Hey.
43:10Hey!
43:11Hey!
43:12Hey.
43:13Hey!
43:14Hey!
43:15Hey.
43:16Hey.
43:17Hey!
43:18so many people care about you but not one of them as much as i do
43:302025 has been a shocking year but 26
43:37that is going to be the best year ever
43:41because you and me we're going to be together
43:46and i won
44:16you
44:18you
44:20you
44:22you
44:24you
44:26you
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