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00:00Merry Christmas!
00:27Merry Christmas!
00:29Is it, though?
00:32Cos I'm out here in the cold, running a mulled wine stall that was your idea while you're
00:36in the warm, like the ghost of Christmas.
00:38Merry Christmas!
00:39Oh, I don't know who he was.
00:40Get your bum out here now!
00:42Go have it.
00:44I'm expecting a shot any time.
00:47It's a public street, and it's on Christmas Day.
00:50So that means it's not allowed, is it?
00:51Merry blah blah.
00:53Why don't you have some of this muck?
00:54Well, salesperson of the year.
00:56Cheers.
00:57I love Merry Christmas.
00:58Merry Christmas.
01:01Looks like we should be singing Feed the World.
01:03We will not be caught with insufficient food, will we?
01:06Look at all those vegetables!
01:08I know!
01:09You're not wearing your present?
01:10Er, er, no, I will.
01:12Right, come on.
01:13Let the peeling commence after you, gabinet.
01:15What present has he got that you can't wear out here?
01:20Do we really want to know?
01:21He got me a Cardi.
01:23Right, because you're 74 years of age.
01:26And, er, murder mystery thing.
01:28Oh, where have you got to go for that?
01:29Oh, I don't know.
01:30Some hotel in Webberfield.
01:32Where?
01:33Oh, God knows.
01:34Webberfield?
01:36No, really.
01:36Merry Christmas!
01:47Merry Christmas!
01:49Too early?
01:50I like that you're so keen.
01:52Oh, Merry Christmas!
01:58Yeah, Merry Christmas.
02:03Ho, ho, ho!
02:05We're selling for yours later?
02:06Uh-huh.
02:07Right, be late afternoon.
02:08Got a few guests here.
02:10Right, see you later.
02:11Yeah.
02:13Hey!
02:14Merry Christmas!
02:15Good to you.
02:16I got a scooter.
02:17Yeah, sir.
02:18Yay!
02:18So that means that no one's safe.
02:20Why don't we go and terrorise the rest of the village?
02:21Mine.
02:26Er, question.
02:27How come I didn't get a scooter?
02:29I've spent enough on you on My Little Pony, thank you.
02:33Go on, another one, love.
02:34Yeah, go on then.
02:35Not for me.
02:36I've, er, actually got somewhere.
02:38I'm gonna pop off to you.
02:38Where are you going?
02:41Robert, where are you going?
02:43Merry Christmas!
02:44Merry Christmas!
02:45Merry Christmas!
02:51Merry Christmas!
03:00Merry Christmas!
03:01So, do you like it?
03:03Yeah.
03:04Really?
03:06Of course.
03:07Right, well, why are you just giving one-word answers, then?
03:10I love it. Thanks.
03:13It's just them two. Flipping hijacking things yesterday.
03:16I know, I'm not exactly chuffed about it either, but let's not let it ruin our Christmas as well.
03:25Oh, my God! This is so much better than mine!
03:29I know.
03:30Did you just guess it was gonna be a girl?
03:32I bought two lots. I'm sending the blue ones back.
03:34Yeah, very clever.
03:36Hey! Happy Christmas!
03:40Yeah, what he said.
03:46Sorry, got a bit of a head.
03:48Celebrating, were you?
03:50Only a bit.
03:52Sure.
03:55How are we?
03:58Disappointed.
04:00It was a bit, you know...
04:02It was massively out of order. And bonkers.
04:05Last night was supposed to be our wedding night.
04:07Well, you don't need the ring to do the thing.
04:11Seriously.
04:13Sorry.
04:14Well, tell me, you grunt.
04:15Whenever we want.
04:16Yeah.
04:17The sooner the better. I'm getting dressed.
04:20Sherry?
04:21The sooner the better.
04:22The sooner the better.
04:23The sooner the better.
04:27Computer, stop.
04:29Would you like me to play more Christmas music?
04:32Definitely not.
04:34Now playing Jingle Bell Rock.
04:37Computer, stop.
04:38Stop.
04:51Oh no.
04:53Now playing Gold.
04:55Computer, stop or I swear.
04:57Now playing Walking in the Air.
05:09Oh, I like this one.
05:11Here's the thing about knocking on a door that you don't seem to understand.
05:16Spare me the sarcasm.
05:18Wow. What did you get for Christmas? Big box feisty?
05:21I made a mistake yesterday. When I binned you off.
05:25Making one now if you think that's what happened.
05:29I may have overreacted slightly.
05:32Truth is, I need a posh friend in me life.
05:35Gives me an air of mystery.
05:37Like people think, oh, I wonder what Kim sees in that one.
05:41And it's nice.
05:43Just being here.
05:45Basking in your magnificence.
05:46And it makes me realise how lucky I am.
05:49You and I being mates.
05:51Like when you're having issues with your caviar not being the right temperature.
05:55Or too many bubbles in your champagne.
05:58And I think to myself,
06:00At least I don't have Kim's troubles.
06:03So, I'm willing to accept your apology.
06:06And give you another chance.
06:10You'd better pour yourself a drink then.
06:12What kind of host are you?
06:13What kind of host are you?
06:34How are you?
06:36Good, thanks.
06:37How are you really?
06:44Not great.
06:46Come here.
06:58I'm on a year cos Johnny pestered.
07:00Noted.
07:03Where's the rest of you boys?
07:04Well, Noah's out working.
07:06For triple time.
07:07And get this.
07:08Ryan's gone for a turkey curry.
07:10With someone called Stab Wound.
07:12Who we met gaming.
07:13So he's definitely getting murdered.
07:15Go on, drink.
07:17Yeah, I'll just have one.
07:19Oh, knock yourself out, Vanessa.
07:22Slow down, Moses.
07:24And put your helmet on.
07:26He should be wearing a helmet.
07:28You're a helmet.
07:29Get a drink and just shut up.
07:30Wow!
07:32Oh, sorry.
07:34Is there a speed limit?
07:36No, there isn't.
07:37You crack on.
07:39How are you cracking on with your issue?
07:42Well, it's only an issue if someone makes it an issue.
07:46It's hardly the subject for Christmas Day, is it?
07:47Oh, I don't know.
07:48A pregnant woman and the father not being who everyone thinks it is.
07:49Oh, cute.
07:50Merry Christmas!
07:51Merry Christmas!
07:52Merry Christmas!
07:53Merry Christmas!
07:54Cheers, aren't you?
07:55I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
07:56Oh, no, we're not.
07:57Oh, Johnny and Moses just said you are.
07:58He's well excited.
07:59We don't mind, do we?
08:00No, we don't mind.
08:01Brilliant idea.
08:02Hey, Merry Christmas!
08:03Cheers, aren't you?
08:04I didn't know you were coming for dinner.
08:05Oh, no, we're not.
08:07Oh, Johnny and Moses just said you are.
08:09He's well excited.
08:10We don't mind, do we?
08:11No, we don't mind.
08:12Brilliant idea.
08:16Hey!
08:17Merry Christmas!
08:18Where's Eve?
08:19Upstairs with Harry.
08:20Doing what?
08:21I don't know, do I?
08:22Oh, you've got it on.
08:23It looks wonderful.
08:24Yeah, you'll fit right in it, WI.
08:25Right.
08:26Come on, Cardi B.
08:27Get some of these pigs.
08:28How many are we feeding?
08:38Has Robert come round to yours?
08:39No.
08:40Why?
08:41Did he say he was gonna?
08:42Well, he's just got off and now he's not answering his phone.
08:43What, at all?
08:44What do you mean, at all?
08:45He's not gonna answer it a little bit, is he?
08:46Don't get crappy.
08:47Well, I'm worried, Vic.
08:48So where is he now, then?
08:49I don't know.
08:55Of course he needs to be dressed and lullaby.
08:58Do you think he's gonna need any good actions ?
09:02No.
09:03isty описании.
09:05Okay.
09:07Okay.
09:38Right, let's see who runs, ready?
09:45Oh, I won't!
09:48Oh, sorry Liam.
09:49Right, come on you.
09:50Let's go sit down.
09:52Wow, that Christmas lunch with Pernice really got to you, didn't it?
09:55Not the great famine of 2018, not at all.
09:59I wouldn't worry about rabbit love.
10:01Well, you would if you knew that Kev's back, firing guns.
10:05What?
10:06What is back?
10:08Someone took a shot at us yesterday.
10:11Where was this?
10:12At Butler's.
10:13The police reckon it was just poachers and they were straight shots.
10:17Yeah, well, they're probably right.
10:19Yeah, until we got back and there was an envelope with Kev's wedding ring and a bullet in it.
10:23Oh my goodness.
10:25Do you reckon we should go and look for him?
10:26I was just going to suggest it, actually.
10:28No, hang on, hang on, where are you even going to look?
10:30I don't know.
10:31We can't just sit here.
10:32Maybe you should call the police.
10:33And say what?
10:34That my fully grown adult boyfriend's been missing for a couple of hours.
10:37Well, I think I'd also suggest the shooting, the bullet in the ring.
10:42Hello, Charles.
10:43He came earlier.
10:45Thought I'd give him space to be with Ethan by himself.
10:47Never gets any easier, does it?
10:52Tell me about it.
10:54Like Christmas isn't difficult enough.
10:56I've got three brothers here as well as my dad.
10:59You must miss them very much.
11:00It's been so long.
11:04Sometimes it feels like they were never here at all.
11:07But you must feel like Ethan's barely been gone.
11:13There are still days Charles and I still call his name.
11:18Give him my best.
11:26What are you doing here?
11:27I'm looking to buy a new carpet.
11:35So's I can sweep everything that's happened recently under it.
11:40Looks like you've already started that.
11:44Congratulations, by the way, on your engagement.
11:49Thanks.
11:57I miss him.
12:05Yeah, same.
12:07I miss you.
12:10And you.
12:12Me?
12:14Ooh.
12:15That's all right.
12:16It's Christmas.
12:18And?
12:19What happens at Christmas?
12:20Well, what usually happens is families fall out.
12:25We've already done that.
12:27So is anyone open to moving on to the next phase?
12:31What's that?
12:33We stand around awkwardly.
12:35Not so much.
12:36And then, at some point, preferably very soon,
12:40your bags appear in the hallway at home.
12:42And it's kind of accepted that you've moved back in.
12:48That might work.
12:52Let the awkward standing commence.
12:55Oh, yes.
12:57Let's get some roasties.
12:58Oops.
13:00Oh, hi.
13:01Hey.
13:02I told you to wait for your dad.
13:04Are you OK?
13:08Yeah.
13:08Have you been to Nates grave?
13:11Yeah, I have, mate.
13:12Come here.
13:14Right, come on.
13:15Let's get this show on the road, then.
13:17You know, we've still got time for our knees, that.
13:19I've got to put my feet up.
13:20Old.
13:21Yeah, so old.
13:22Can't even make it to the food.
13:25Come on.
13:26Have this not opened all the presents?
13:27Er, no, not yet.
13:29Oh, ho, ho.
13:32Come on.
13:33Come on, I get up.
13:34What have we got?
13:36Yeah.
13:39What have we got?
13:40It really is, son, kid.
13:41Hee, hee, hee.
13:42Yeah.
13:43Pass this to you, brother.
13:51Wake up.
13:54Right.
13:56Hello.
13:57Hey, how are we all?
14:00Hi.
14:01How's me big man?
14:02Merry Christmas.
14:03Merry Christmas.
14:05Aw.
14:06Hello, Cain.
14:09Because it's, er, a spanner.
14:12Yeah, I get it.
14:13Merry Christmas.
14:14Hey, yeah, Merry Christmas.
14:15Aw.
14:16Did you get anything nice?
14:17Well done.
14:18I need to get back, too.
14:19And, how are you, mister?
14:24It's just a, another day with our hands, isn't it?
14:29Not really.
14:30No.
14:31No, not really.
14:32No, come here.
14:36Anyway, what do you think she would want me to do, eh, your mum, if she was here?
14:39Have a good time.
14:40Ha, ha, ha, ha, ha.
14:41So what we're going to do, then?
14:42Have a good time.
14:44Nailed it.
14:45Right, erm, do we get our own drinks, or do you like to control it?
14:49Control, Gary.
14:51Right, come on in.
14:53Brought you some company.
14:55Thanks.
14:57A lot.
14:58I really appreciate this.
15:02I don't relish the prospect of being in that house all day.
15:05Oh, happy birthday.
15:07Hope they're not imposing too much.
15:09How much is too much?
15:11Well, we're enjoying being here just as much as you are having us.
15:14Kim, sit down, get comfy.
15:17And you guys.
15:18Get on the, er, set here.
15:19Thanks, Sam and Lydia and Belle.
15:22Yeah, no worries.
15:23Has Billy got the kids?
15:25Yeah.
15:26I feel like we should have some kind of plaque.
15:28Kim Tate's sat here.
15:29Well, I've got a box of them.
15:31I'll bring you one.
15:32Really?
15:33No, Sam.
15:34Oh, all right.
15:36Jokes.
15:37Er, drinks.
15:40Well, Merry Christmas, everyone.
15:42Merry Christmas.
15:43Feels like I should let you drink from the welly,
15:45but it's only really for people joining family.
15:48Well, disappointed as I am not to be drinking moonshine
15:51from weather-resistant footwear,
15:53I'll try not to let it ruin my festive mood.
15:56Will this do?
15:57Oh.
15:58My absolute favourite.
16:07Merry Christmas.
16:08Happy Christmas.
16:09Bye-bye.
16:10Greetings.
16:11Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:13Merry Christmas and all that.
16:15Where's your dad and the kids?
16:16Well, he fell asleep, so they're drawing on his face.
16:19They'll be over once I've finished a violin.
16:21Yeah, Dottie's gone round to film it for YouTube.
16:24I thought I heard an entrance.
16:25Oh, Merry Christmas.
16:26This do you?
16:27Um, have you two met properly?
16:30Well, he's been at the cafe about half a million times.
16:32No, formally I meant.
16:34Like in Westminster Abbey or summer?
16:36Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:38Well, I've heard a lot about you.
16:39Oh, really?
16:40No, but you make a good coffee.
16:44Not been bigging me up, then?
16:46I'll let your majestic presence speak for it, sir.
16:48Oh, in a decade's time, this is what you'll have to deal with from her.
16:54I'll settle for that.
17:00Hey!
17:01Excuse me.
17:02Wow.
17:03You've finished already.
17:05I was assuming drinking quickly was some sort of rule.
17:08Yeah, but we haven't had a toast yet.
17:09Well, you're going to have to do it without me because we are going for a walk with Vinny.
17:13Is this pre-planned or is it an escape?
17:16Pre-planned.
17:16Promise.
17:17But I might see you later.
17:19It's all right.
17:20Sorry.
17:20Right, then.
17:24What, er, what we're drinking to?
17:26Business as usual.
17:28Business as usual.
17:29Er, can I just check?
17:31Are you two under the impression that I'm giving you your jobs back?
17:35Because I want to make it very clear that I am.
17:39Oh, you beggar.
17:41You have us going, then.
17:45Hey, Sam.
17:46What?
17:47No.
17:50What?
17:51Do you want?
17:52Want what?
17:54Drink from the wellie.
17:56Drink from the wellie.
17:58Drink from the wellie.
18:00This is very weird.
18:02I'm uncomfortable.
18:04Drink from the wellie.
18:06Drink from the wellie.
18:08Drink from the wellie.
18:10Drink from the wellie.
18:12No, no, no, no.
18:15Yay!
18:16I still don't mean you're a dingle, though.
18:19Oh, imagine my devastation.
18:21Not that this isn't the pinnacle of my drinking experiences,
18:25but would anyone care for some red wine from my salon?
18:29I thought you just kept corpses in that.
18:31Yes, that sounds really good. Let's go.
18:33OK, I'll come with you.
18:34Can I choose some or not?
18:35Well, we'd be foolish to disregard your impeccable taste.
18:39Is that a yes or a no?
18:40Come on, Sam.
18:42It's all right, Ives.
18:44Nothing with dust on.
18:46I was banging on at you a bit earlier, weren't I?
18:51Well, we all need banging on at from time to time.
18:56But time to time, not all the time.
18:59Noted.
19:01You know, you're lucky.
19:04I know.
19:05And Sam is extremely lucky.
19:07I don't know about that.
19:09Yes, you do.
19:10He looks after me.
19:12Well, I'm glad to hear it.
19:13Would you mind if I looked after you two?
19:18What do you mean?
19:20Oh, like, say...
19:23You still inheriting home farm?
19:26Have you forgotten how to count?
19:35I've tried to prepare for everything beyond the extent of preparation.
19:39Do you know who's in that?
19:39Nelson Mandela.
19:40Taylor Swift.
19:42Right, come on.
19:43Let's go look for him.
19:44Chas, can you watch Harry?
19:45No need.
19:46But he's about to turn six, not six.
19:47Finally!
19:48You knew I was nipping out.
19:51And where have you been getting your phone fixed?
19:53I've been calling you.
19:54What, because I've been gone a couple of hours?
19:56It's been longer than that.
19:57Well, it must have been on silent.
19:59Sorry.
19:59Well, it's just, we thought, you know...
20:01Kev had got you.
20:03Told us about it yesterday.
20:04What?
20:04No, no.
20:05Don't worry about that.
20:06Done with that madman interfering with our lives.
20:09Hello, hello!
20:10Hey!
20:11First of all, greetings.
20:12Oh, hiya.
20:13Merry Christmas.
20:13I thought you were off seeing Steph.
20:15Nana's tomorrow.
20:16Are we, uh, we all right?
20:17Yes, don't worry.
20:18The Taylor Swift Appreciation Society has got it all covered.
20:21She caught you in that sparkly dress again.
20:22You wish.
20:23Oh, you come bearing gifts.
20:25How come you're suddenly not worried anymore?
20:28Because what's the point?
20:30It's Christmas.
20:32Relax.
20:36Let's see.
20:56Oh, my God.
20:56So, Eric, this thing with you and Kerry, was it a slow burn or...?
21:14Kerry and I have been extremely fond of each other for a very long time.
21:20And the fondness has blossomed into a deep and mutual love.
21:27Do they?
21:30Thoughts to catch it.
21:35Oh, right.
21:37And now what?
21:41Eat it or put it on your heart?
21:45Sweet!
21:50Nice fit, mate.
21:51A counterfeit.
21:53Thanks for these. They're great.
21:55You're welcome, babe.
21:56So, are you like our grandad?
21:59Now you two are married.
22:02Is that okay?
22:04Doesn't make a difference.
22:06Oh, banger.
22:09Oh, there she goes.
22:15Yes, Kate.
22:18No, Kate.
22:19Kate, where are you going?
22:23Quiet Christmas, you said.
22:24Right, come on, you, let's go.
22:25Bring that with you.
22:26Okay, see you later.
22:27Take care. Bye.
22:28Bye.
22:36Oh, one of them stoops to visit downstairs.
22:38Are the other two joining us any time soon?
22:40I mean, do they know it's Christmas time?
22:42At all?
22:43Well, the presents were a bit of a clue, but yeah.
22:47I've got a little something for you.
22:50Dylan!
22:51Are you a guest?
22:52All right, everyone.
22:53Merry Christmas.
22:54You said you couldn't get out of hospital.
22:56Yeah, I lied. I'm out.
22:57How are you feeling, sweetheart?
22:58Better for seeing this one.
23:00Well, it's been so long.
23:01You okay?
23:03Hello.
23:04Come here.
23:05I love you.
23:06Gonna be all right, aren't we?
23:08Yeah.
23:09Yeah.
23:10Where's Eve?
23:12With Chas.
23:13Where's your mum?
23:14With Charles and Claudette.
23:16Oh, she's blowing you out, have she?
23:18Yeah, that's it.
23:19At least you know who your parent is.
23:22Sorry.
23:23I've got to be all right.
23:24It's Christmas Day, I think.
23:29I've got to be all right.
23:30I've got to be all right.
23:31It's Christmas Day, I think.
23:48Kind of a bad drink.
24:02Okay, right, I'll make a book.
24:05This should be good.
24:06What the Ladybird heard?
24:09No?
24:10Uh, what the Ladybird heard next?
24:12Hmm.
24:13Well, that's the only two books you've read.
24:14Oh, uh, the Godfather, that's a book!
24:17No, no, no, no, we have to wait, right, for how many words first.
24:21Right, of course.
24:22All two, all four words.
24:24That's barely a headline.
24:26That's how many words are in the title.
24:28Oh, um, Fifty Shades of Grey.
24:30Oh, well, if you start mumming that, I'm gouging me on out.
24:33No, Grey is going to give us some clues, all right.
24:37You're like Crocodile Dundee when he went to New York
24:39and had not a clue what was going on.
24:41Ooh, Jimmy and his highbrow cultural reference.
24:43Anyway, you, Ray knows plenty about Christmas.
24:45Show him your bracelet.
24:46No, no, go ahead and show him he can make a note for next year.
24:49We're playing a game.
24:50Ooh, fancy.
24:52What have you been doing? Mining cryptocurrency?
24:54Oh, nothing that lucrative.
24:55Lucrative enough?
24:57I had nothing better to spend my money on.
24:58Oh, thanks.
24:59No, I didn't.
25:00Oh, no, don't battle.
25:02Battle now, I'm really offended.
25:04Look, this is going to take all day.
25:05I'm going to give you a verbal clue.
25:07It's what I want to do to Nicola sometimes.
25:10Sexy time.
25:10Oh, no, not on a Thursday.
25:14Hang on, I know it.
25:15Um, Tequila Mockingbird.
25:17Ooh!
25:18Oh, you got it, you got it!
25:20You got it!
25:21You got it, you got a new man.
25:22Wait till you're asleep and see what happens to your face.
25:25Right, come and get another drink.
25:26And then I'm telling you,
25:27everything you're going to be buying me for Christmas next year.
25:29Have you got a play?
25:31Is this too much?
25:32This is the best Christmas ever.
25:34Oh, I don't know whether that makes me really happy or really sad.
25:37Well, it makes me happy.
25:38Well, play your cards right and
25:41you can have another one of these next year.
25:45Yeah?
25:49Yeah.
25:50Oh, decent, that one.
25:52Thank you for your effusive praise.
25:55Hey, hey.
25:56So, I've got you one more present.
25:58Well, I sort of maybe kind of got it for myself, but you ready?
26:01Go on.
26:01Mm-hm.
26:04Aye?
26:06Yeah.
26:07We used to play that to Destruction when you were little, didn't we?
26:10I mean, literally, I think we went through about four of them.
26:12I had to buy a new one every other Christmas.
26:13And how did you manage that?
26:14Well, I used to...
26:15I found it very tense.
26:16I used to snap the little plastic doors.
26:18Yeah, you used to rage quit every time you lost, I seem to recall.
26:22I did not.
26:23Always.
26:24Anyway, she used to have such weird questions.
26:26Does yours look like it could ride a horse?
26:28Yeah, I won every time.
26:30Ridiculously.
26:31So, we're playing, then, or what?
26:32Well, that sounds dangerous.
26:33Yeah, and it's only for two players.
26:34It's only two players.
26:36Look, we can team up.
26:37We can take turns.
26:41I just...
26:41I feel really lucky to be having this Christmas after where we were last year,
26:45and this would just be the icing on the cake.
26:48Indulge your old dad.
26:49Bye.
26:50Yeah?
26:51We'll play at the table.
26:52So, you can turn it over when you lose.
26:54There's pudding.
26:56There's pudding.
26:57Oh!
27:02Have you just helped Dylan?
27:04Yeah.
27:07One sec.
27:07All right.
27:14Hello?
27:15I'm coming.
27:16Things are going to be okay.
27:17Do you know that?
27:18Yeah, I do.
27:19Yeah, I do.
27:31It's me.
27:34Promise me you'll leave my family alone.
27:36Okay.
27:39Then I'll do it.
27:41I'll come with you.
27:45Come on, man.
27:46Come on.
27:46Come on.
27:47One sec.
27:48Action.
27:49Mark.
27:50Mark.
27:51Mark.
27:52Mark.
27:53Mark.
27:54Mark.
27:55Mark.
27:56Mark.
27:57Mark.
27:58Mark.
27:59Mark.
28:00Mark.
28:01Mark.
28:03Mark.
28:04Yeah!
28:05Yay!
28:07Yeah!
28:09It was it.
28:10What a surprise.
28:11You're good at making ladies drinks.
28:12Do you want a soft drink?
28:13Oh, I do.
28:14It's pretty good that man.
28:16Oh!
28:17Yeah!
28:18I can't believe you lost.
28:19Are they beetroot?
28:20Wow!
28:21I don't know!
28:22Why don't we play cards against decency?
28:24Oh!
28:25Oh, yeah!
28:26No, we can't.
28:27I went and chucked them out.
28:28What, why?
28:29Because he was reading all the cards and quoting from them randomly.
28:31And randomly, it's like we were living with Frankie Boyle.
28:34I know a game I can play.
28:36Go on, then.
28:38Let's play Truth or Dare.
28:43Oh, nah. That's well boring.
28:46And anyway, everyone chooses dares, so...
28:48So, you book the trend then, Charity.
28:51Go truth.
28:53Ooh, anyone want another drink?
28:56Yeah, yeah, I'll have another one, thanks.
28:58Or I've got another one.
28:59Oh, this is a really good one.
29:01Never have I ever.
29:03Shall we play that?
29:04Why don't we play it in a minute when you've had some fresh air, darling?
29:07Never have I ever.
29:09Ooh, let's think, what shall I go with?
29:12Never have I ever.
29:13Come on.
29:14Never have I ever.
29:16Ripped anyone's head off their shelf, let's play.
29:18Do you know what?
29:19The night is yet young.
29:20Come on.
29:21Never have I ever.
29:22Never have you ever been this drunk, a lady.
29:24Shut up.
29:24Shut up.
29:25Shut up.
29:25Shut up.
29:26Shut up.
29:27All right, well, come on then.
29:41Who are you?
29:42My wife's done this.
29:46Have you lost your tongue, yeah?
29:47Oh, no.
29:48Wait, that's right.
29:48Not yet you haven't, because I'm going to cut it off, and that's just for the start.
29:52Well, that's a big threat, from a man in your very precarious position.
30:01Oh.
30:03You're not, I'm not who you are.
30:26No.
30:27Saved on introductions.
30:29Johnny Seiko, the murderer.
30:31Not true.
30:33Hmm.
30:35That kid wrapped himself up in tarpola and then jumped in the lake of the air.
30:38Show some respect.
30:40That kid had a name.
30:43Nate.
30:44And his death was an accident.
30:46Right.
30:47Well, that'd be why nobody hates you, then.
30:50Nobody refers to you as a massive nutter.
30:54Not very popular, were you?
30:56Yeah.
31:02Truth be told, I made some mistakes.
31:09I let things slip.
31:11But now I'm going to make up for it.
31:16The storm's coming.
31:21Not literally, idiot.
31:24Read.
31:24You caused a bit of one, though, didn't you?
31:29What, with your little siege?
31:32Yeah, I read all about that in the news.
31:33A sword.
31:35Very, er...
31:36Very visually arresting.
31:40Not quite as effective as a bullet, though.
31:42I came this close.
31:44To putting one through your husband's head yesterday.
31:48Just after I drugged you.
31:50And stopped you shooting my husband.
31:54No, I was so wrong about you.
31:56You're completely mentally stable.
31:59Aaron really does not know what he's missing.
32:01Aaron is not going to miss out on anything.
32:03He knows where his future lies.
32:06But there's a bit of work to be done first, though.
32:08Well, this is your little squat, is it?
32:12Yeah, like what you've done with the place.
32:14Well, I see.
32:16Yours, it's, er...
32:17It's mine, now.
32:20Well, it suits you.
32:23Just need to knock together a little padded cell for you.
32:27Cos that's where you're ending up.
32:29I'm ending up with Aaron.
32:31Together, like we are meant to be.
32:34Happy, content, and committed to each other.
32:38With you and Robert nowhere to be seen.
32:40By anyone ever again.
32:43Tell me one thing the coming clean will achieve.
32:46I'll tell you two.
32:47She'll know the truth.
32:49Jacob will know the truth.
32:50And also Mac will know the truth.
32:52And yet I know that's three.
32:52I've had a drink, Sue me.
32:54Oh, no.
32:55Beautiful speech, Vanessa.
32:56Have you got another one to help Sarah
32:58pick herself up off the floor once her life's in bits?
33:01Feels like that's your job, don't you think?
33:04No, it doesn't have to be anybody's job.
33:05If they just lie to her for the rest of her life,
33:09she's never going to forgive me for this,
33:11and you know that.
33:16Mmm.
33:17Fair for that, Liam.
33:18You know, I've always thought of Eat and Mess
33:20as one of those terrible games that they play at boarding school.
33:23Oh!
33:24It's a good thing we've finished our food
33:25before you gave us that disgusting image.
33:27Kindred spirits.
33:34Oh, cute.
33:35I am, actually, yeah.
33:36Do you have any idea how hard it is
33:37to find a grave on Christmas Day?
33:39She's that where you've been.
33:44Wait till be easy.
33:48Oh, sorry.
33:49Is this a private party?
33:51It doesn't have to be.
33:52Sit down.
33:53We didn't want to intrude.
33:54No, no, no.
33:55Not at all.
33:56Is Mary not with you?
33:57No, she's a...
33:58She's a very keen Scrabble player.
34:00Very keen.
34:01And serious.
34:03We didn't lie to her.
34:05I said I wanted to check on Kevin.
34:06Oh.
34:07To see if he'd checked in with you at all.
34:09Has he?
34:10No.
34:11I got a card.
34:13Just said Kay.
34:15I know what he's done.
34:17But no-one should be alone at this time if you...
34:18Do you want a drink?
34:20Ooh.
34:21I reckon Claudette could be trouble on Bubbles.
34:23I'm not.
34:24I'm Randy on Shandy.
34:25Oh, no!
34:27I'll have a Shandy.
34:28No, just joking.
34:30Or am I?
34:31Ooh!
34:32Cheers, everyone.
34:34Well, just hang on a sec.
34:39I'm not really a fan of publicly humiliating myself.
34:44Oh, well, that's not true, but carry on.
34:47It's good.
34:47It's very good.
34:48Um, I just...
34:50I just wanted to say, this year's been a bit...
34:54Well, I mean, even by our standards, it's, er...
34:56It's been a weird one.
35:00It's been hard, mostly.
35:03And very hard.
35:05Sometimes.
35:05It's scary.
35:11And...
35:11It's been sad.
35:17But it's also been...
35:20Amazing.
35:22And although you...
35:23Most of you are...
35:25A pain in the backside.
35:27Erm...
35:28You're family.
35:31We're family.
35:32And...
35:33I'm glad we've got each other.
35:37So, you know...
35:38Merry Christmas.
35:41Merry Christmas.
35:42Merry Christmas.
35:44Merry Christmas.
35:46To family.
35:47Well, and you.
35:48Sarah wants this baby so much.
35:53No, she wants her baby so much.
35:55And this isn't that.
35:57You got pregnant by your husband.
36:00Your husband, who's already had one child
36:03ripped out of his life.
36:04And despite your age-defying lady bits,
36:08isn't likely to get another chance at being a dad.
36:10It's just...
36:11It's so wrong on so many levels.
36:15Do you know what else it is?
36:16None of my business.
36:18Bingo.
36:19So, do you know what I'm going to do?
36:20Right now.
36:21I'm going to go home
36:22and I suggest you follow
36:23and get Johnny
36:24and go home yourself.
36:26Preferably
36:26without shouting your mouth off.
36:45Merry Christmas.
36:46Merry Christmas.
36:47Merry Christmas.
36:48Merry Christmas.
36:49Merry Christmas.
36:50Right.
36:51Torch is on.
36:53Okay.
36:54Let's go see Grandad.
36:55Do you want it?
36:55We'll swap.
36:58Bye.
37:01Bit of it quiet on the way over here.
37:05You been thinking about your mum?
37:07Always.
37:10I didn't even get to buy her a present.
37:12I'll never get to buy her a present again.
37:13I'll never get to buy her a present again.
37:18Ka-ching.
37:22What are we doing?
37:25Well, you didn't think of that spanner was your Christmas present, did you?
37:28Yeah.
37:29I'm all going to go down.
37:37What's this?
37:38This is a lot of hard work.
37:42So you up for it?
37:43Me?
37:44Why?
37:46Because this is your car.
37:48Merry Christmas, son.
37:50Is it actually mine?
37:52I mean, it's a bit of a state at the moment.
37:54OK.
37:57Well, it won't be when we're finished, though,
37:59cos me and you are going to turn this into the best car for miles.
38:03Three years.
38:04What?
38:05Well, you know, until you're old enough to drive it when you're 17.
38:09So you're up for it or what?
38:10Yeah, definitely.
38:19Like I didn't exist.
38:49So you're up.
39:19Can you stop walking into me, please?
39:24Well, we're certain it's me that's walking into you, are we?
39:27Absolutely. 110%.
39:29Oh, no. Don't be that person.
39:31What person?
39:33The butcherer of percentages.
39:36Butcherer is not a word.
39:38Yes, it is.
39:39What's it mean, then?
39:39Someone who butchers.
39:44It's just a butcher.
39:46Are you going to open the door, then, or what?
39:47You've got the keys.
39:49Oh, you've got the keys.
39:49You've got the keys in your hand right now.
39:52Oh.
39:54I think I might be a bit drunk.
39:56Yeah, well, you're stone-cold sober compared to Aaron.
39:59Do you think he's still asleep?
40:00Oh, my gosh.
40:02You'll be flat out in that back room all night.
40:06Right.
40:08Fish.
40:08Where have you been?
40:15Out.
40:16Yeah, I think the clue was when you walked back in.
40:19Where'd you go?
40:20I went for a walk.
40:23Oh, right.
40:24Be like that, Mr. International Man of Mystery.
40:31So, not an easy day, then?
40:36No, it's been fun.
40:37Where is everyone?
40:40Uh, Vanessa and Johnny have gone home.
40:43Sarah and Jacob went out with Moses on his new scooter,
40:46and Ross trailed off like a bad smell on a gentle breeze.
40:52We are alone.
40:55For once.
40:57Do you want to take advantage?
40:59Mm-hmm.
41:01And we're good.
41:03We're great.
41:06Come on, then.
41:07We're not alone.
41:21Oh, my God.
41:23Oh, my God.
41:23Come on.
41:23Come on.
41:24Come on.
41:25Come on.
41:26Can I go?
41:27Come on.
41:28Come on.
41:29Come on.
41:29Hey! Glad tidings one and all!
41:34Oh, back out of your bowl!
41:36Hold on!
41:59That's better.
42:29Big day, eh? Big year.
42:34I thought it was going to be the best year ever, but...
42:38Yeah, yeah. I'll go check. Won't be sick.
42:59No, he's fine.
43:17He won't be tomorrow, but that's his problem.
43:22So many people care about you, but not one of them as much as I do.
43:372025 has been a shocking year, but...
43:41But 26, no.
43:44That is going to be the best year ever.
43:48Because you and me, we're going to be together.
43:52The world has never been ever ever.
43:56That's going to be a long time.
43:59What?
44:01What?
44:02What?
44:03What?
44:04What?
44:05What?
44:06What?
44:07What?
44:09What?
44:11What?
44:12What?
44:13What?
44:14What?
44:16Transcription by CastingWords
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