00:29So I scooped together and pushed into my mouth and blob by blob, licking at my skin, but my fingers were trailing all over my chin.
00:39So off went my tongue round my face.
00:41What are you doing?
00:43I'm in for big trouble.
00:44Well, get out, get out.
00:46Look what you've done.
00:52Presents.
00:53I gave my mum and dad all kinds of butter for his bread.
00:56I used to go round the shops for hours looking at peach syrup, tinned peach syrup, clothesbrushes, bath salts, chocolate cake in my little box and I'd be walking to school.
01:16Bright green plastic top and there was a little lever on it and when you pulled the lever a little hamster died as well.
01:23And you poured your hamster out through the little door.
01:26Wow, magic.
01:28If anyone wanted any hamster or sugar, I'd say,
01:32Can I do it for you?
01:33Do you want milk in your butt?
01:35I knew Father Christmas was mum and dad.
01:37I knew he didn't come down the chimney.
01:39Instead, they came through the door.
01:41I knew it.
01:42I knew it.
01:42I knew it.
01:43But I went to sleep.
01:44So then I woke up.
01:46Nothing.
01:47So I went to sleep.
01:48So then I woke up.
01:49Nothing.
01:50But I went to sleep.
01:51So then I woke up.
01:53Oh, was that piece of paper there before?
01:56Oh, must have been.
01:58So I went to Brian.
02:01I want a wee.
02:02Downstairs.
02:03So it's rush, rush, downstairs, front room.
02:06And there it was, propped up against a chair in front of the telly, big and shining.
02:12The butter for his bread.
02:16Father Christmas couldn't stuff a butter.
02:18Down the chimney, could he?
02:19And there it was, propped up against a chair in front of the telly, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining, big and shining
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