- 7 weeks ago
Swipe Wright - Dating 101
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00:00:00Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life, come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:22Tanya, you're my best friend, how could you do this?
00:00:24We, we both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:30What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:47You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That I've simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:07What?
00:01:08Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10Oh, my God!
00:01:16What?
00:01:17Ahh.
00:01:18uhgh
00:01:21Aagh
00:01:27Nothin' left behind
00:01:31Sorry I got over so much
00:01:36Real love just makes me jealous
00:01:42Ease you
00:01:43Break up
00:01:52Yep, my girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend, tried to hit me in the head with a golf club.
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, who's sleeping with my best friend.
00:02:17Ouch.
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink?
00:02:22And you can tell me about it.
00:02:25Okay.
00:02:28That's all this is, is an invitation for something more.
00:02:31Oh, of course not.
00:02:33I would never take advantage.
00:02:38Me, I'll have two more of whatever she was having.
00:02:49It's a heartbreak.
00:02:52Finding true love.
00:04:53We didn't, you know...
00:04:57With all due respect, I wouldn't have sex with anyone who was as drunk as either of us last night.
00:05:05Don't worry, I slept on the couch.
00:05:07Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:12I mean, you're very...
00:05:13You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:17Mr...
00:05:20Wright.
00:05:21Wright.
00:05:23Jake.
00:05:25Wright, how could I forget?
00:05:27You put my name in your phone as Mr. Wright.
00:05:31Your idea, not mine.
00:05:32I almost forgot.
00:05:40I'm sorry.
00:05:47I...
00:05:48Wait, I...
00:06:03I thought you slept on the couch.
00:06:07I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:06:10I didn't say you felt the same.
00:06:12Sorry, I...
00:06:14I get a little flirty when I'm drunk.
00:06:18Oh, I don't mind it one bit.
00:06:22By the way, there's a new dating app that just came out called LoveSweep.
00:06:26Oh, I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:28Okay, well, this one's a bit...
00:06:30Especially that one.
00:06:30I mean, even the name would just...
00:06:32You know.
00:06:33Oh, well, I hope you can give it a shot.
00:06:37Because...
00:06:37I think you deserve to find real love.
00:06:39I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:08But no.
00:07:08I don't love you.
00:07:11We created an incredible app.
00:07:13LoveSweep's going to make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:17Take care, Elise.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine.
00:07:30Forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:38What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:45I want my best friend back.
00:07:49I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:54Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:07:59Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend, and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:05Lily, stop.
00:08:09Lily, stop.
00:08:11Lily, stop.
00:08:12Stop.
00:08:13I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:18It's okay.
00:08:19Hey, Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:29What is that?
00:08:43That jerk, he lied to me!
00:08:49LoveSwipe uses a unique approach, with potential for true love guaranteed on every match, and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:14So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people at sea every single day, everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27LoveSwipe.
00:09:29That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time, and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:35How are the eggs?
00:09:44You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:47You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:56I never want to see you again!
00:09:59I need a drink.
00:10:03Mr. Wright, you're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:10Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:14And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate LoveSwipe.
00:10:33I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:38And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:41But just in case- Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:47Cameras in every room.
00:10:49Perfect.
00:10:50It's time for the contingency.
00:10:53The last three years of my life led to this.
00:11:05I'm going to make the world fall in love, and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:12Here's to you, gorgeous, whoever you are.
00:11:16I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:37Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download LoveSwipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:46You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:48Lily, one day you're going to look back at this-
00:11:50No!
00:11:51If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:58Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:00What is?
00:12:01LoveSwipe.
00:12:02It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my god.
00:12:05Are you serious right now?
00:12:06You're trying it.
00:12:07No the hell I'm not.
00:12:08Give me that back.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine.
00:12:18I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll never
00:12:21forgive you.
00:12:22No way.
00:12:24You can't pee.
00:12:26Oh.
00:12:27The app doesn't lie.
00:12:28I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:30This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:34What?
00:12:35Here's the plan.
00:12:37So you go on the first date and the moment he lies about what he did, you sock him, okay?
00:12:55I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Right's butt.
00:12:59Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:08I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:12Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:20Meat for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:22What?
00:13:49Billy, you idiot.
00:13:51Hey, I don't know what you heard, or saw, but I would never, ever...
00:14:01Jake, wait.
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I...
00:14:05Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily, you should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:17Shall we?
00:14:19I'm a man of my word, Lily, you should know that.
00:14:24I'm a man of my word, Lily, you should know that.
00:14:29Come on.
00:14:30Come on.
00:14:31Come on.
00:14:32Come on.
00:14:33Come on.
00:14:34Come on.
00:14:35Come on.
00:14:36Dustin.
00:14:37Dustin.
00:14:38She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:46Let the games begin.
00:14:50Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:59May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:02When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch
00:15:09at school.
00:15:10And I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:11So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:15So I just make a run for it.
00:15:17When, uh...
00:15:19You beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:23I wish.
00:15:24I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no.
00:15:29Yup.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like...
00:15:33Well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried.
00:15:37A lot.
00:15:38It was the saddest day of my young life.
00:15:41Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you, too.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:46I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:53Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:54I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57Oh.
00:15:58It wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:00My sister?
00:16:01Hmm?
00:16:02Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:06I'm so sorry.
00:16:11I have to go.
00:16:15It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:30I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:44What was I thinking?
00:16:51Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:16:59What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:06Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:12This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:14I hate dating apps.
00:17:15They don't work and you just get hurt.
00:17:18I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:21If we just...
00:17:22Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:28Because I created it and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:34What did you say?
00:17:36I said I believe in love, but I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:45I'm sorry.
00:17:47You are going to be in love with you.
00:17:55You are going to be in love with you.
00:17:56No!
00:17:57My sister Doreen...
00:17:58my sister Doreen
00:18:07and I were really close
00:18:10one day
00:18:14when we were little I slipped and fell in the pool
00:18:18and she jumped in to save me
00:18:22but I couldn't save her
00:18:27I've never told anyone with my family that
00:18:33I'm so sorry
00:18:42I've never had any siblings
00:18:48but I had a younger cousin
00:18:51in two months before he turned 11
00:18:54and he got diagnosed
00:18:58he didn't make it to his birthday
00:19:04I'm so sorry that happened to you Jake
00:19:08thank you
00:19:12for sharing your past with me
00:19:17thank you
00:19:20for listening to mine
00:19:23no
00:19:36let's see how they handle date number two
00:19:51alright let's go and warm up those bodies
00:19:58getting the body moving
00:19:59feeling good
00:20:00wait
00:20:02are you
00:20:03are you promoting the app
00:20:06am I on camera
00:20:10nope
00:20:12I'm just a guy on a date
00:20:14what are you talking about Jake
00:20:17I don't know I've never met this woman in my life
00:20:20oh come on you're the love swipe guy
00:20:23love swipe guy
00:20:26what have you got to do with the app
00:20:29absolutely nothing at all
00:20:30what no you're the bit
00:20:32gosh I'm so sorry
00:20:38I totally had the wrong person
00:20:40let's dance
00:20:43you think you can handle that
00:20:44um yeah
00:20:45oh yeah
00:20:46this is it
00:20:48you're being stiff
00:20:50see I'm kind of better than you
00:20:52I don't think you are
00:20:53you're a little stiff
00:20:54yeah
00:20:55uh oh you're doing it wrong
00:20:56oh come in
00:20:57come in
00:20:59oh
00:21:00whoa
00:21:01oh
00:21:02oh
00:21:03oh
00:21:04oh
00:21:05oh
00:21:06oh
00:21:07oh
00:21:08oh
00:21:09oh
00:21:10oh
00:21:11oh
00:21:12oh
00:21:13oh
00:21:14oh
00:21:15oh
00:21:16oh
00:21:17oh
00:21:18oh
00:21:19oh
00:21:20oh
00:21:21oh
00:21:23damn your charming willingness to fail Jake Wright
00:21:26let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three
00:21:38admit your greatest failure
00:21:43you're gonna think I'm a loser
00:21:45I would never
00:21:48okay
00:21:49here it goes
00:21:51welcome
00:21:52I dropped out of law school
00:21:53I was really good at it but
00:21:56this one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm
00:21:59and
00:22:01they were horrible to me
00:22:05I never went back to school that fall
00:22:08I gave up on my dream
00:22:10because I didn't want to end up like that
00:22:11because I didn't want to end up like that
00:22:14well I think that you should try again
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it
00:22:18and I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit
00:22:21what about you
00:22:24what about you?
00:22:29oh
00:22:30you know I
00:22:31I was just
00:22:33fired
00:22:34rather dramatically
00:22:36from a major social media company
00:22:39right as I was getting huge
00:22:41so yeah
00:22:43so you work in tech?
00:22:45yeah
00:22:46yep
00:22:47I work in tech
00:22:51why did you
00:22:52want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53ask Jake
00:22:54what he does for a living
00:22:56what do you do for a living?
00:22:58I told you
00:22:59I'm in tech
00:23:01okay but what does that mean?
00:23:03tell the truth
00:23:04I work in uh
00:23:13for a startup
00:23:15very secret startup
00:23:17unfortunately I
00:23:19wish I could say more but I signed an NDA
00:23:21so I just
00:23:23oh I
00:23:24I totally understand
00:23:26can you promise me something?
00:23:29don't ever lie to me
00:23:32please
00:23:33I promise
00:23:37what is happening?
00:23:38why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?
00:23:42I need to see Jake
00:23:43get what's coming to him
00:23:45maybe a little pain is in order
00:23:46Dustin
00:23:47you're up
00:23:50alright you two
00:23:52I'm Master Allison
00:23:53and I'll be instructing you today
00:23:55first things first
00:23:56we're gonna get
00:23:57a feel for your training level
00:23:59let's do you first all
00:24:01her name's Lily
00:24:02okay
00:24:03Lily doll
00:24:04see what you got
00:24:05do some one two combos
00:24:06mmhmm
00:24:07something in
00:24:09yeah
00:24:10alright a little harder
00:24:11let's go
00:24:12alright yeah you can do a little harder
00:24:13boom boom
00:24:14good
00:24:15good job
00:24:16alright next we're gonna test your reflexes
00:24:18hey
00:24:19that's enough
00:24:22you okay?
00:24:23yeah fine just
00:24:24there's something I should probably tell you
00:24:26alright next
00:24:27bud
00:24:28say
00:24:29ain't you that
00:24:30CEO of tech guy
00:24:31um
00:24:34no
00:24:35not me
00:24:36yeah your sexy ex girlfriend
00:24:37beat your ass
00:24:38what
00:24:39what's
00:24:40you talking about Jake?
00:24:41I don't know
00:24:42but this guy needs to look on some manners
00:24:44what matters
00:24:49Jake!
00:24:50I promise you
00:24:51you don't need to do this
00:24:52nobody hits my girl and gets away with it
00:24:54wonder girl?
00:24:56maybe
00:24:57no
00:24:58no
00:24:59no
00:25:00no
00:25:01no
00:25:02no
00:25:03no
00:25:04no
00:25:05no
00:25:06no
00:25:07you good?
00:25:08yeah
00:25:09I'm sorry
00:25:10can't protect you
00:25:11what's this guy's deal?
00:25:12I don't know but
00:25:14just stay here for a minute
00:25:15there's something I need to show you
00:25:16hey Lily wait he's crazy
00:25:18it's crazy
00:25:25that was amazing
00:25:28I've been training for years
00:25:29it's really sweet you tried to protect me but
00:25:31next time
00:25:33ask if I need help
00:25:48let's get out of here
00:25:58date number four
00:26:06where's your bathroom?
00:26:07it's just
00:26:08right there
00:26:19you know you didn't have to
00:26:20bring me home
00:26:23I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter
00:26:25there's a lot of things I've told you
00:26:30and a lot of things I want to show you
00:26:32oh yeah?
00:26:34like what?
00:26:48come here and I'll show you
00:27:02all my life I was looking for a sign
00:27:08wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind
00:27:12I know
00:27:14sometimes you can't see things when it in time
00:27:18It seems
00:27:21can forget so much
00:27:23Bishop Andrew
00:27:24and then I'll show you
00:27:25who?
00:27:26Such a big part
00:27:33you had the most
00:27:36beautiful body I've ever seen
00:27:37ובrange
00:27:38It's yours.
00:27:51You can touch me.
00:28:06Hold on.
00:28:07Hold on a second.
00:28:08It's okay.
00:28:10I want you.
00:28:12Please stop.
00:28:17What's wrong?
00:28:18I want you so much.
00:28:24I have to wait for the app.
00:28:27We have to wait for the app.
00:28:30Are you kidding?
00:28:31Screw that stupid app.
00:28:36The app isn't stupid.
00:28:37I'm sorry.
00:28:40I really...
00:28:42I just think we should wait.
00:28:45Oh.
00:28:46Okay.
00:28:50Fine.
00:28:51I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:28:54Oh, that was too near close for comfort.
00:29:08I've got to take things up a notch.
00:29:13It's time for the contingency.
00:29:14What the hell?
00:29:15What the hell?
00:29:31Where is she?
00:29:36What are you talking about?
00:29:38Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:40Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:41Lily, please.
00:29:43Please tell me where she is.
00:29:44Okay?
00:29:45Don't lie to me.
00:29:46We'll end things right here.
00:29:47I won't even be mad.
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me, okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:51I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:53I've been cheated on before.
00:29:54Tell me where she is.
00:29:55There's no one here.
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:58I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:29:59It was just here.
00:30:09What are you talking about?
00:30:11I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment,
00:30:15and they weren't selfies, so I know that you took them.
00:30:17I'm sorry.
00:30:19But there is no woman, naked or clothed, in here.
00:30:25You are the only person I want naked in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:28Really?
00:30:29Really?
00:30:31I swear, right?
00:30:32I'm sorry.
00:30:34I swear, I'm not crazy.
00:30:35I just, I can't go through that again.
00:30:38You won't have to.
00:30:44I promise.
00:30:53What are you doing?
00:30:55I changed my mind.
00:30:57I don't want you.
00:30:58Right now.
00:31:00Oh, yeah.
00:31:30Jake, stop
00:31:37Sorry
00:31:42I'm sorry, I just
00:31:46I really want to
00:31:48It's just
00:31:49I'm still shaken up by those photos
00:31:51And you know what?
00:31:55Love swipe is working
00:31:56I think we should wait
00:32:00Okay, yeah
00:32:02We can wait
00:32:04I would never want to pressure you
00:32:07I promise
00:32:09As soon as love swipe gives us permission
00:32:16You can have me
00:32:19All of me
00:32:30Oh no
00:32:38Oh no
00:32:51So he's definitely not a
00:32:56A date rapist?
00:32:56No
00:32:57I found the condom the next morning
00:32:59He's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs
00:33:02You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:05Not that you'd know anything about trust
00:33:07But yeah
00:33:09Yeah, I do
00:33:10What does he do for work?
00:33:12He's in tech
00:33:13Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:17There's something we need to tell you about, Jake
00:33:19Something you may not want to hear
00:33:22What do you mean?
00:33:26What the fuck?
00:33:26I wasn't originally talking about
00:33:28I'm joking
00:33:28Yeah, you're being an ass right
00:33:30I think she's small
00:33:32Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:39I'm fine
00:33:40Ask Jake about his work
00:33:44Finally, I can see what's happening
00:33:47Now that I've planted Jake's work history
00:33:49I should push him to tell the truth
00:33:51And then he'll be mine again
00:33:53My friends didn't have on yet
00:33:56You mean those two?
00:33:59Who are in disguise every single time we come here
00:34:01They
00:34:02Yeah, didn't they cheat on you behind your back?
00:34:06Only because of that stupid app
00:34:08Okay, can we not blame the app?
00:34:17Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30
00:34:19What do you do for work?
00:34:25I'm in tech
00:34:26I told you
00:34:27My friends
00:34:30They received an envelope with documents
00:34:33Saying that you're an app developer
00:34:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:41Please don't let him
00:34:42Okay
00:34:45I'm gonna tell you
00:34:47But that's because I trust you
00:34:50And you have to promise
00:34:51Not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:54Okay, I promise
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody
00:34:56I'm, uh
00:34:59I started a
00:35:04I started a nap
00:35:09And I'm looking for investors
00:35:13And I'm just
00:35:14Poor app developer
00:35:16Looking for backing
00:35:17I'm sorry
00:35:19But like, do you believe me?
00:35:22Of course I believe you
00:35:24Just
00:35:25Thank you for being honest with me
00:35:28Oh, she wants honesty
00:35:39Or she's gonna get it
00:35:41So
00:35:54What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:57Like, your parents pay your rent?
00:36:00Or you're still a rich tech guy
00:36:02But just not as rich as a super rich tech guy?
00:36:04All I can say is
00:36:06If this app takes off
00:36:08I'm not gonna need to worry about money
00:36:10You got this
00:36:12Okay
00:36:15Lie detector test tomorrow
00:36:17That's so crazy
00:36:18It's almost like it's listening to a conversation
00:36:20Actually, it's
00:36:22Proceed intuition is
00:36:24Machine learning
00:36:26From thorough scrubbing of social media platforms
00:36:29How do you know that?
00:36:33Just a guess
00:36:34Pretty sure how the rap sees it
00:36:35Well
00:36:36I'm not scared of some lie detector test
00:36:38There's nothing
00:36:39I wouldn't tell you
00:36:40Do you feel the same?
00:36:45Yeah
00:36:46Actually, there's somewhere
00:36:47I gotta be
00:36:49We should get out of here
00:36:50I've got you right where I want you, Lily Niblock
00:36:57Prepare for heartbreak
00:36:59So, how does this work again?
00:37:04The machine analyzes our answers
00:37:06And makes little TV show noises
00:37:09Nervous
00:37:10But excited
00:37:12That's it, true
00:37:14So, you ready?
00:37:16Yeah, absolutely
00:37:17Jake, are you sure?
00:37:22Yes, I'm sure
00:37:23Ask about his job
00:37:26So, Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:32Yes
00:37:32What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:39Two apps for statistical analysis
00:37:43And one for social media scrubbing
00:37:46Social media scrubbing
00:37:48Like our dating app?
00:37:50Yep
00:37:50Just like that
00:37:51Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:57Well, um
00:37:58Are you okay?
00:38:02Yeah
00:38:03Yep
00:38:03There isn't anything you could tell me
00:38:10I wouldn't understand
00:38:11It's going for you
00:38:15Then I trust you, okay?
00:38:19Okay
00:38:20Okay
00:38:29Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:39Nope
00:38:40Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm
00:38:46I'm not
00:38:47I'm not
00:38:47I swear
00:38:48I swear
00:38:48Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so
00:38:54And are you attracted to me?
00:38:58Yes
00:38:59And are you ready to find true love?
00:39:02I
00:39:02Yes
00:39:05I'm ready to find love
00:39:07Are you sure?
00:39:11Yes
00:39:11I'm sure
00:39:12Lily, what's
00:39:14What's going on?
00:39:15You said that you were ready for the real thing
00:39:17Jake, I promise
00:39:18I am ready for the real thing
00:39:20Sorry, that's
00:39:23Not too long
00:39:24You said that you were ready
00:39:25For real love
00:39:26I'm sorry
00:39:29Please
00:39:41What are you doing here?
00:39:56I just wanted to talk with you about the app
00:39:59Yeah
00:40:01So
00:40:13What's wrong with the app?
00:40:16Oh, no
00:40:16Nothing
00:40:17Um, that's actually what I wanted to talk to you about
00:40:20Um
00:40:22I
00:40:23I was really
00:40:25Hurting
00:40:26After we broke up
00:40:27So
00:40:29After a day or so
00:40:31I
00:40:31Downloaded the app
00:40:33And
00:40:33I matched with someone
00:40:36And
00:40:37Jake
00:40:38You were right
00:40:40What do you mean?
00:40:42I mean, I met someone, Jake
00:40:44The app works
00:40:46And I'm proof
00:40:47I mean, we are talking
00:40:49About getting married
00:40:51Great
00:40:52Well, I'm
00:40:53I'm happy for you
00:40:54Well
00:40:57What about you?
00:40:59Have you
00:40:59Matched with anyone?
00:41:01Uh
00:41:02Yeah
00:41:03Yeah?
00:41:05Okay
00:41:05Tell me about her
00:41:07Is she pretty?
00:41:09Honestly, it's
00:41:10Things aren't going that well
00:41:13Well
00:41:16You don't
00:41:17You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault
00:41:20Because
00:41:20I mean, I know the app works
00:41:22You were right
00:41:24All along, Jake
00:41:25I just don't know anymore
00:41:30Well
00:41:31I really hope you two work things out
00:41:35I just wanted to thank you in person
00:41:41We really did make something special together
00:41:45Okay
00:41:56Just because
00:41:56Me and my match are having issues
00:41:59I'm falling in love with her
00:42:02And I'm happy for you
00:42:04But I think you should go
00:42:05I'm so sorry, Jake
00:42:08I'm so sorry
00:42:09You're
00:42:09You're right
00:42:10Again
00:42:11You know, we're
00:42:12In love with other people
00:42:14And
00:42:15I need to respect that
00:42:17I'm sorry
00:42:19We got you, Jake
00:42:29Let's see how your little sweetheart
00:42:32Feels about this
00:42:34I'm never going to find love again
00:42:42All men are liars
00:42:44And the worst part is
00:42:46The two of you made me a liar
00:42:48I can't even trust my own heart
00:42:50I'm sorry, Lily
00:42:52Screw you, Tim
00:42:55Five minutes ago
00:43:07That asshole
00:43:09Okay, all right
00:43:17Lily
00:43:19It's so good to see you
00:43:20Okay, what's going on?
00:43:22Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:24No, of course not
00:43:25Then where is she?
00:43:27Who?
00:43:28Don't gaslight me
00:43:30I'm not crazy
00:43:30I know you're hiding things from me
00:43:32Okay, I promise
00:43:33I'm not hiding anything from you
00:43:35Liar
00:43:36You're lying to me
00:43:37I saw a video of the two of you kissing
00:43:39What video?
00:43:47No, no, no
00:43:48This can't be happening again
00:43:49Lily
00:43:50Give me your phone
00:43:51Just what I thought
00:43:55You know, a traditional trace of malware
00:43:57So it's not hacked?
00:44:02You did get an email
00:44:03And that the video was mysteriously deleted
00:44:06Because
00:44:07I was
00:44:09Kissing another woman in it
00:44:11Wait
00:44:13What are you saying?
00:44:16That woman
00:44:17Was my ex-girlfriend
00:44:19And she is a
00:44:20Brilliant
00:44:21Coder and hacker
00:44:23But also
00:44:24Extremely
00:44:27Unstable
00:44:28But why was she here?
00:44:32Why were you kissing her?
00:44:33She came over to
00:44:35Tell me she was in love with someone else
00:44:37But then she
00:44:39She kissed me
00:44:41Just for a moment
00:44:44But in that moment
00:44:48I realized
00:44:50How much did I love you?
00:44:53That you're the only person
00:44:55I want to be with
00:44:56Do you forgive me?
00:45:06You lied to me again
00:45:08Take right
00:45:09You kissed another woman
00:45:11And then you hid it from me
00:45:13Lily, please stop
00:45:15I'm sorry
00:45:17Yeah
00:45:18You are
00:45:20Will I see you again?
00:45:21I don't know
00:45:22All I know is that
00:45:24I can't stand me in the same room
00:45:25As you right now
00:45:26Lily, wait
00:45:30Lily
00:45:32Oh my god
00:45:38Did you see the look
00:45:39On that sad bitch's face
00:45:42Now
00:45:43It's time to put the final nail
00:45:46In this girl's coffin
00:45:47You and Jake Wright
00:45:54Have been unmatched
00:45:55What?
00:46:00No
00:46:00True love awaits
00:46:04With your new match
00:46:05Mitchell Stevens
00:46:07This can't be happening
00:46:10Come on Jake
00:46:13Please pick up
00:46:14Jake
00:46:16Lily
00:46:17I just got a notification
00:46:19We were unmatched on the app
00:46:20Listen to me
00:46:22Tragic as it is
00:46:24I think it's for the best
00:46:25Why are you saying that?
00:46:28Clearly we have some issues
00:46:29And if I'm being honest
00:46:30I want to assess you
00:46:32A woman who's super intelligent
00:46:33Ready for real love
00:46:34Jake, wait
00:46:36I can't believe him
00:46:41True love awaits
00:46:45With your new match
00:46:46Mitchell Stevens
00:46:47Alright Mitchell Stevens
00:46:49Get ready to meet
00:46:51The hottest girl
00:46:51You've ever seen
00:46:52You must be Lily
00:47:04Might I say
00:47:05Your profile picture
00:47:07Does not do that
00:47:08Beautiful body justice
00:47:09God damn
00:47:10So
00:47:11Mitchell
00:47:13Was it?
00:47:14What do you do for a living?
00:47:16Isn't it obvious babe?
00:47:17I get paid
00:47:18And I get late
00:47:19Come again?
00:47:20Oh don't worry
00:47:21You will
00:47:22Excuse me?
00:47:24I'm a model babe
00:47:25Isn't it obvious?
00:47:26No
00:47:27It's not
00:47:28And you already said that
00:47:29Sorry
00:47:30I'm just super distracted
00:47:31By that tight pod
00:47:33You're rocking underneath
00:47:34That dress
00:47:34Can't wait to get that thing off
00:47:36And on my floor
00:47:37Where it belongs
00:47:38You know what I mean?
00:47:39I think I made a mistake
00:47:40Listen
00:47:41Hank wait
00:47:42Tonight's the night
00:47:44I'm gonna tell Lily
00:47:46The truth
00:47:46About creating love swipe
00:47:47And if she'll have me
00:47:49I will treasure her
00:47:50For the rest of my life
00:47:51I'm coming for you Lily
00:47:53Listen
00:47:55Hank wait
00:47:55Let go of my arm
00:47:57Hey the app hooked us up babe
00:48:00We're soulmates
00:48:01Meant to be
00:48:02I don't love you
00:48:03I love Jake
00:48:03I love Jake
00:48:06I love Jake
00:48:10And I need to go
00:48:11Right now
00:48:12Hey not so fast
00:48:13Get off me you creep
00:48:20Jake
00:48:26No Jake wait
00:48:29Jake
00:48:31Jake wait
00:48:33Please
00:48:36It's not what it seems
00:48:38Really
00:48:39Really cause I just watched you
00:48:42Kiss another man
00:48:43That wasn't me
00:48:43On our seventh day
00:48:44Please let me explain
00:48:46No there's nothing to explain
00:48:47You got cheated up
00:48:49On your asshole boyfriend
00:48:50Now you're cheating on me
00:48:51We were unmatched
00:48:55I called you
00:48:57And you broke it off
00:48:59You humiliated me
00:49:00Stop lying to me Lily
00:49:02I want us to be honest
00:49:04With each other
00:49:05But you're lying
00:49:06To my face
00:49:07I'm not lying to you
00:49:10Love's wife matched me
00:49:17With that stupid meat head
00:49:18I only went out with him
00:49:20To get back at you
00:49:21And when I saw him
00:49:23When he kissed me
00:49:25I realized the only person
00:49:29I wanted to kiss
00:49:30Was you
00:49:31Please
00:49:32You have to believe me
00:49:34You're saying that all
00:49:39That happened
00:49:40Today
00:49:41That I called you
00:49:43And we unmatched
00:49:44And I broke up with you
00:49:45Why would I lie about that
00:49:47It's not safe
00:49:49We gotta go Lily
00:49:50Jake you're scaring me
00:49:52What do you mean
00:49:53It's not safe
00:49:54Trust me
00:49:54We need to go right now
00:49:55Okay
00:49:57Let's go
00:49:58This is my parents cabin
00:50:04They moved overseas
00:50:06So it's
00:50:07All mine now
00:50:08I come here when I
00:50:09Want to get away from everything
00:50:10I don't understand
00:50:12Why is it safe here?
00:50:15No cell phone service
00:50:17No internet
00:50:18It's just us here
00:50:20Okay
00:50:23Jake I need you to explain
00:50:24Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods
00:50:26Please don't make me regret this
00:50:28Do you remember
00:50:32Matt's girlfriend I told you about
00:50:35Elise?
00:50:38Yeah
00:50:38There's something I need to tell you
00:50:41The day
00:50:44I broke up with her
00:50:48I'll kill
00:50:51I will destroy you
00:50:53Jake Wright
00:50:53I didn't mean to hurt her
00:50:56What she said
00:50:59What I'm afraid she's
00:51:02Capable of doing
00:51:03It's the only place
00:51:07I feel like we're
00:51:08Safe
00:51:09I'm so sorry that happened to you
00:51:13She sounds
00:51:16Unwell
00:51:18Wow
00:51:21You look
00:51:23So beautiful
00:51:25Lily
00:51:25You look
00:51:28Very handsome
00:51:30You don't know how much
00:51:34I wish this was our
00:51:35Seventh date
00:51:36Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:40What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:43Come with me
00:51:44I'll show you
00:51:45It's been a crazy day
00:52:05I'm thankful you're here
00:52:08Me too
00:52:09Jake I feel safe
00:52:14If I'm with you
00:52:14You know
00:52:17On the
00:52:18Seventh date
00:52:20Love swipe
00:52:22Gives couples
00:52:23The option
00:52:24To
00:52:25To what?
00:52:35To be with each other
00:52:36Well if love swipe
00:52:40Says something
00:52:40Put me on the altar
00:52:46Cause you can't be tamed
00:52:49Silent underneath your flame
00:52:52Cut the cords around me
00:52:54As I speak your name
00:52:56It's never gonna be the same
00:53:00Even though I loved you
00:53:02It was all in vain
00:53:04This ends now
00:53:18I am going to win Jake back
00:53:23Even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock
00:53:27Once and for all
00:53:28Last night was
00:53:40I know
00:53:41We should be getting our notification
00:53:55For our last date
00:53:56If anything happens
00:53:59Just come to my place
00:54:00And we'll
00:54:01Deal with it together
00:54:02Don't worry about me
00:54:05Nothing could keep me from you
00:54:07Not even your
00:54:08Crazy ex-girlfriend
00:54:09You want it?
00:54:39Come and get him
00:54:41Vanguard bitch
00:54:45To love
00:54:48And to love swipe
00:54:49Meet Jake for a private rendezvous
00:54:55In the wine lounge of your favorite bar
00:54:57Aw the app is having us through our final date in the wine lounge
00:55:02It's where our first date was
00:55:04It's so sweet
00:55:04Be careful Lily
00:55:06His ex sounds crazy
00:55:08Want me to walk you back?
00:55:10You guys need to calm down
00:55:11I'm about to have another amazing night
00:55:14With the man of my dreams
00:55:15The man of my dreams
00:55:19To love you
00:55:20Oh my gosh
00:55:20I need to
00:55:23I don't know.
00:55:53Nice to meet you two both without disguises.
00:55:56I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:59Tanya, you hurt my best friend.
00:56:03I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:05I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:08Touche.
00:56:10Have you seen Lily?
00:56:12Last time I said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment,
00:56:14but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner
00:56:17at the wine lounge.
00:56:19She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:23Lily!
00:56:45Elise, it was you.
00:56:49It's always you.
00:56:53Where are you, bullies?
00:57:01My cabin.
00:57:04Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't want to hurt you.
00:57:17I just want to shake back.
00:57:20But then he fell for you.
00:57:21I'll get my lunch.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:30I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:38I wish you still don't get it, do you, you little slut?
00:57:41Jake and I were app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, police.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin?
00:57:51Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's right, I brought backup.
00:58:00Jake, you've got this asshole.
00:58:07You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:18Jake, you came for me.
00:58:20Of course I did.
00:58:22You might go.
00:58:22You're not so fast.
00:58:29Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:31Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:33You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:36Now step.
00:58:37Okay.
00:58:39Okay.
00:58:46Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:48I am gonna give you to the count of three
00:58:51to tell Lily here how you've been lying to her
00:58:54your entire relationship,
00:58:56or
00:58:56I'm gonna put a hole
00:58:59in her
00:59:01head.
00:59:01Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:05Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:09Two.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:12Three.
00:59:13Wait.
00:59:14Okay.
00:59:17Please.
00:59:18I'll tell her.
00:59:19You want to toy with me, Jake?
00:59:21Not.
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:28Please and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:30We collaborated.
00:59:31We made
00:59:32dating apps together.
00:59:36And last month,
00:59:37we created
00:59:38our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created
00:59:45the app
00:59:45that we've been using
00:59:46this entire time.
00:59:48So you
00:59:48lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated
00:59:55me?
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
01:00:00Because over the last week,
01:00:02I've realized something
01:00:02even more important.
01:00:05I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:11I thought
01:00:12the app was gonna change
01:00:14my life.
01:00:16Show me how to find
01:00:17real love.
01:00:19I trusted
01:00:20what we created
01:00:22in Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care
01:00:27that we didn't match.
01:00:30I matched with you
01:00:31before we even had the idea
01:00:33for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:36a confidant.
01:00:39I love her.
01:00:43You are a
01:00:44brilliant,
01:00:46beautiful,
01:00:47and powerful woman.
01:00:50I need to tell you something
01:00:51that
01:00:51I've been afraid
01:00:53to say up until now.
01:00:56Tell me.
01:00:57And I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:01I can't.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04Android can see them!
01:01:20I'll kill you,
01:01:21Jake Wright!
01:01:22You are a liar
01:01:23and a monster! How could you? How could you do this to me? I still love you!
01:01:31You can't.
01:01:32Lily, I'm sorry. I'm sorry I lied to you. I just needed to trust you in my heart.
01:01:44If you can forgive me, I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:01:51I love you. I forgive you, Jake. I forgive you.
01:02:09Oh, there he is. Cheers, Jake.
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:15I helped create this app because I believe everyone deserves to find true love.
01:02:26I used Love Swipe, and for the first time in my life, I found true undying love.
01:02:34And so...
01:02:46Lily, your book. Will you do me the great honor of being my wife?
01:02:52Yes.
01:03:02Yes, Jake, my...
01:03:03my Mr. Right. I will marry you.
01:03:05And you make it make sense
01:03:20How hard can you believe
01:03:22You once felt like a stranger
01:03:26It's a lie
01:03:27Believe in your plans
01:03:30But you don't, I'm the one
01:03:36And you won't you.
01:03:37And you won't believe me on this as I know.
01:03:39My intention is something that makes these steps
01:03:48Did you ride a life or anything else , guess what I liked?
01:03:51Now this card
01:03:52And another card
01:03:53If you're not
01:03:55My mistake
01:03:56Please
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