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Swipe Wright - Dating 101
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00:00:00Tim is so lucky to have a girlfriend like you.
00:00:07Okay, let's go give Tim the surprise of his life, come on.
00:00:12Surprise!
00:00:16Tim?
00:00:18Tanya, what the hell?
00:00:20What are you doing here, Lily?
00:00:22Tanya, you're my best friend, how could you do this?
00:00:24We, we both downloaded the better version of the dating app, Love Swipe.
00:00:30What are you doing?
00:00:37I will burn this whole place to the ground before I let you break up with me, Jake Wright!
00:00:47You are gonna throw away, what, our entire relationship?
00:00:50Because we didn't match on some stupid dating app!
00:00:54Our app?
00:00:56We created Love Swipe together so you know how accurate it is.
00:00:59That I've simply confirmed the fear of what you've become.
00:01:07What?
00:01:08Oh, I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:01:10How designed?
00:01:11How, how, how!!
00:01:16How?!
00:01:18The dream of the dream of the road of the dream has to be dead.
00:01:20I don't want to see what they've been here.
00:01:22You-
00:01:27What?!
00:01:28Non-ully-zers-
00:01:30Nothin' left behind
00:01:32Sorry I got over zealous
00:01:39Real love just makes me jealous
00:01:42Ethan...
00:01:51Break up?
00:02:00Yep
00:02:02My girlfriend, well, ex-girlfriend
00:02:07Tried to hit me in the head with a golf club
00:02:11My boyfriend, ex-boyfriend, who's sleeping with my best friend
00:02:17Ouch
00:02:19How about I buy us a drink and you can tell me about it
00:02:25Okay
00:02:28That's all that says is an invitation for something more
00:02:32Oh, of course not
00:02:34I would never take advantage
00:02:38Ma'am, I'll have two more of whatever she was having
00:02:50It's a heartbreak
00:02:53Finding true love
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00:05:07Don't worry.
00:05:08I slept on the couch.
00:05:09Oh, thank God.
00:05:10Not that I wouldn't want...
00:05:12I mean, you're very...
00:05:13You're a very attractive man.
00:05:16I'm Mr...
00:05:17Mr...
00:05:18Mr...
00:05:19Mr...
00:05:20Right.
00:05:21Right.
00:05:22Jake.
00:05:23Right.
00:05:24How could I forget?
00:05:26You put my name in your phone as Mr...
00:05:30Right.
00:05:31Your idea, not mine.
00:05:33I almost forgot.
00:05:40Oh, sorry.
00:05:41I...
00:05:42Wait, I...
00:05:43I thought you slept on the couch.
00:05:44I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:05:45I didn't say you felt the same.
00:05:46Sorry.
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00:05:50I thought you slept on the couch.
00:05:51I said I wouldn't sleep with anyone that drunk.
00:05:53I didn't say you felt the same.
00:05:54Sorry.
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00:06:17a little flirty.
00:06:18When I'm drunk.
00:06:19Oh, I don't mind a one bit.
00:06:22By the way
00:06:23there's a new dating app
00:06:25that just came out.
00:06:26Called Love Sweater.
00:06:27Oh, I...
00:06:28I hate dating apps right now.
00:06:29Yeah, this one's a bit...
00:06:30Especially that one I mean
00:06:31Even the name...
00:06:32I'm just...
00:06:35Oh, well I...
00:06:35I hope you give it a shot.
00:06:37Cause...
00:06:38I think you deserve to find real love.
00:06:46I didn't press charges.
00:07:04Because you love me?
00:07:06I care for you.
00:07:08But no.
00:07:09I don't love you.
00:07:11We created an incredible app.
00:07:13Love Swipe's going to make a lot of people very happy.
00:07:16Take care, please.
00:07:21Oh, I will take care, Jake Wright.
00:07:26Once I'm finished, you'll be mine forever.
00:07:32All mine.
00:07:39What do you want, Tanya?
00:07:44Can we please just talk?
00:07:46I want my best friend back.
00:07:50We're too damn bad.
00:07:51I don't want to hear it.
00:07:52Now, please, can you go?
00:07:54Lily, I'm trying to communicate with you, and you're not being reasonable.
00:07:58Reasonable?
00:08:00Says the girl who slept with her best friend's boyfriend, and you're telling me to be reasonable?
00:08:05Lily, I love you, and I know you don't want to hear this, but there is somebody out there for you.
00:08:19It's okay.
00:08:20Hey, Lily.
00:08:24Lily, I want you to be in love, and I want you to be happy, but...
00:08:29What is that?
00:08:33What is that?
00:08:33That jerk, he lied to me!
00:08:47Love Swipe uses a unique approach.
00:09:05With potential for true love guaranteed on every match, and recognized love on the seventh date.
00:09:13So, a dating app that actually works after seven dates?
00:09:18That's right.
00:09:19And with restrained, tasteful marketing, like you brilliant people at sea every single day, everyone will be guaranteed true love.
00:09:27Love Swipe.
00:09:29That's perfect.
00:09:30Thank you for your time, and I think this is the beginning of a very fruitful business relationship.
00:09:35How are the eggs?
00:09:45You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:50You fucking day-raped me, you piece of shit!
00:09:56I never want to see you again!
00:10:03I need a drink.
00:10:05Mr. Wright?
00:10:07You're going to be a very rich man.
00:10:11Your life is about to change, sir.
00:10:29And just like that, I'll be able to manipulate Love Swipe.
00:10:35I'll use it to ruin you, Jake.
00:10:39And then you'll come crawling back.
00:10:42But, just in case.
00:10:45Dustin, how's it going in there?
00:10:46All set, boss.
00:10:48Cameras in every room.
00:10:51Perfect.
00:10:52It's time for the contingency.
00:10:53The last three years of my life led to this.
00:11:08I'm going to make the world fall in love, and I'm finally going to meet the woman of my dreams.
00:11:14Here's to you, gorgeous.
00:11:16Whoever you are.
00:11:16I'm so glad you're hanging out with us, Lily.
00:11:32I'm just a girl hanging out with her best friend and her ex-boyfriend who cheated on her.
00:11:37Life's a dream.
00:11:38Lily, I'm telling you, you need to download Love Swipe.
00:11:41She's right, Lily.
00:11:42This app is different.
00:11:44Are you even listening to yourself?
00:11:46You downloaded a dating app while you were in a relationship.
00:11:49Lily, one day you're going to look back at this.
00:11:50No.
00:11:51If either of you says one more word about that stupid app, I swear I'm going to scream.
00:11:59Lily, this is serendipity.
00:12:02What is?
00:12:02Love Swipe.
00:12:03It just released a new update.
00:12:04Oh my god, are you serious right now?
00:12:07You're trying it.
00:12:08No the hell I'm not.
00:12:09Give me that back.
00:12:11You'll thank me later when I'm dancing at your wedding, girl.
00:12:16Fine.
00:12:17Fine, I'll try your stupid app just to prove that both of you were horrible people and I'll
00:12:21never forgive you.
00:12:25No way.
00:12:26No way.
00:12:34You can't pee.
00:12:39Well, the app doesn't lie.
00:12:42I'm coming for you, beautiful.
00:12:46This is the guy who date raped me.
00:12:48He what?
00:12:49Here's the plan.
00:12:50So you go on the first date, and the moment he lies about what he did, you sock him, okay?
00:12:56I do like the idea of kicking Mr. Right's butt.
00:12:58Dustin, find out everything you can.
00:13:08I am going to bring you two together.
00:13:13Then I'm going to tear you apart.
00:13:20Meet for breakfast at the restaurant.
00:13:28Billy, you idiot.
00:13:50Billy, you idiot.
00:13:50Hey, I don't know what you heard, or saw, but I would never, ever-
00:14:01Jake, wait.
00:14:02I'm so, so sorry.
00:14:04I-
00:14:04Let's just say, I know you didn't do what I thought you did.
00:14:11I'm a man of my word, Lily.
00:14:13You should know that.
00:14:14I'm really glad you came.
00:14:17Shall we?
00:14:20Hey, come on.
00:14:30God, I need you.
00:14:35Well done, Dustin.
00:14:38She's a girl with a tragic past.
00:14:40This may be over quicker than I thought.
00:14:48Let the games begin.
00:14:50Share a secret from your childhood.
00:14:58May I?
00:15:00Sure.
00:15:01Okay.
00:15:03When I was nine, I drank three of those little cartons of milk that they give you at lunch at school.
00:15:10And I really had to go to the bathroom.
00:15:12So I raised my hand, but the teacher won't let me go.
00:15:14So I just make a run for it when, uh, you beat yourself?
00:15:22Oh, I wish.
00:15:24I wish.
00:15:25That's the day I found out that I'm lactose intolerant.
00:15:28Oh, no.
00:15:29Yep.
00:15:30So every single step I take, it's like, well, everything exploded out of me.
00:15:36And I cried a lot.
00:15:38And it was the saddest day of my young life.
00:15:43Oh, Jake, I'm so sorry that happened to you, too.
00:15:45It's okay.
00:15:47I'm not sure if I can beat that, but let me try.
00:15:52Ask about her sister, Doreen.
00:15:54I got it.
00:15:56When I was 13...
00:15:57Oh, it wants me to ask you about your sister.
00:16:01My sister?
00:16:02Mm-hmm.
00:16:03Camilla?
00:16:03She's not a part of the story.
00:16:04No, I'm not Camilla.
00:16:05Doreen.
00:16:10I'm so sorry.
00:16:11I have to go.
00:16:24It's like taking candy from a baby.
00:16:42I should have never listened to Tanya.
00:16:45What was I thinking?
00:16:46Looks like it's over before it even started.
00:17:01What is he doing here?
00:17:03Lily, it's me.
00:17:05Go away, Jake.
00:17:07Just leave me alone, please.
00:17:09I don't know what happened back there, but I promise I didn't mean...
00:17:13This whole thing is so stupid.
00:17:15I hate dating apps.
00:17:16They don't work, and you just get hurt.
00:17:19I mean, I think we should give the app another shot.
00:17:22If we just...
00:17:23Why do you care so much about this stupid app?
00:17:30Because I created it, and I'm falling in love with you.
00:17:36What did you say?
00:17:38I said I believe in love, but I also believe in respecting women's feelings.
00:17:46I'm sorry.
00:17:47I'm sorry.
00:17:47I mean, I'm Energian.
00:17:55I was...
00:17:56No.
00:17:57My sister, Doreen, and I were really close.
00:18:13One day, when we were little, I slipped and fell in the pool.
00:18:21And she jumped in to save me.
00:18:25But I couldn't save her.
00:18:27I've never told anyone with my family that.
00:18:40I'm so sorry.
00:18:45I never had any siblings.
00:18:48But I had a younger cousin.
00:18:51And two months before he turned 11.
00:18:54And he got diagnosed with her.
00:19:02He didn't make it to his birthday.
00:19:05I'm so sorry that happened to you, Jake.
00:19:15For sharing your past with me.
00:19:21For listening to mine.
00:19:22I'm so sorry.
00:19:23I'm so sorry.
00:19:24I'm so sorry.
00:19:25I'm so sorry.
00:19:26Okay.
00:19:27I'll have to go.
00:19:28I'm so sorry.
00:19:29But I'm so sorry.
00:19:30I'm so sorry.
00:19:32I can't see her.
00:19:33No.
00:19:47Let's see how they handle date number two.
00:19:55Alright, let's go and warm up those bodies.
00:19:57Getting your body moving. Feeling good.
00:19:59Wait, are you?
00:20:03Are you promoting the app?
00:20:09Am I on camera?
00:20:11No, I'm just a guy on a date.
00:20:15What are you talking about, Jake?
00:20:17I don't know, I've never met this woman in my life.
00:20:20Oh, come on, you're the love swipe guy.
00:20:25Love swipe guy?
00:20:27What have you got to do with the app?
00:20:28Absolutely nothing at all.
00:20:30What? No, you're the bi-
00:20:33What?
00:20:36Gosh, I'm so sorry.
00:20:38I totally had the wrong person.
00:20:41What's dance?
00:20:42You think you can handle that?
00:20:44Um, yeah.
00:20:45Oh yeah, here we go.
00:20:46This is it.
00:20:47Mama.
00:20:48You're being stiff.
00:20:50See, I'm kinda better than you.
00:20:52I don't think you are.
00:20:53You're a little stiff.
00:20:54Yeah.
00:20:55Uh oh, you're doing wrong.
00:20:56Open it.
00:20:57Come in.
00:20:58It's not.
00:20:59Whoa-
00:21:01Oops.
00:21:02I don't think I am.
00:21:03Whoa!
00:21:04Woooh-
00:21:05Woooo-
00:21:06Woooh-
00:21:07Woooh-
00:21:08Woooh WHOOOW
00:21:09Woooo-
00:21:10Woooh-
00:21:11Woooo-
00:21:13Woooo-
00:21:14Woooh!
00:21:15Woooh-
00:21:16Woooh-
00:21:17Woooo-
00:21:18Woooo-
00:21:19Wooo-
00:21:20Woooo-
00:21:22Damn your charming willingness to fail, Jake Wright!
00:21:26Let's see you squeeze out of the truth in date number three.
00:21:37Admit your greatest failure.
00:21:42You're gonna think I'm a loser.
00:21:45I would never.
00:21:47Okay.
00:21:49Here it goes.
00:21:51I dropped out of law school.
00:21:53I was really good at it, but...
00:21:56This one summer I took this internship at this huge law firm, and...
00:22:01They were horrible to me.
00:22:04I never went back to school that fall.
00:22:08I gave up on my dream, because I didn't want to end up like them.
00:22:13Well, I think that you should try again.
00:22:16I bet you'd be good at it.
00:22:17And I think you'd look pretty good in a power pants suit.
00:22:21What about you?
00:22:23What about you?
00:22:28Oh. You know, I...
00:22:31I was just fired.
00:22:33Rather dramatically from a major social media company.
00:22:38Right as I was getting huge.
00:22:40So, yeah.
00:22:42So you work in tech?
00:22:44Yeah.
00:22:46Yep. I work in tech.
00:22:50Why did you want to become a lawyer?
00:22:53Ask Jake what he does for a living.
00:22:55What do you do for a living?
00:22:57I told you, I'm in tech.
00:23:00Okay, but what does that mean?
00:23:02Tell the truth.
00:23:06I work...
00:23:08in, uh...
00:23:10...
00:23:12For a startup.
00:23:14Very... secret startup.
00:23:16Unfortunately, I...
00:23:18wish I could say more, but I signed an NDA, so I just...
00:23:22Oh, I...
00:23:23I totally understand.
00:23:25Can you promise me something?
00:23:28Don't ever lie to me.
00:23:31Please.
00:23:33I promise.
00:23:36What is happening?
00:23:38Why don't I have cameras in the restaurant?!
00:23:39I need to see Jake get what's coming to him.
00:23:43Maybe a little pain is in order.
00:23:45Dustin.
00:23:46You're up.
00:23:49All right, you two.
00:23:51I'm Master Allison, and I'll be instructing you today.
00:23:54First things first, we're gonna get a feel for your training level.
00:23:58Let's do you first, doll.
00:23:59Her name's Lily.
00:24:00Okay.
00:24:02Lily doll.
00:24:03Let's see what you got.
00:24:05Do some one-two combos.
00:24:06Mm-hmm.
00:24:08Yeah, all right.
00:24:09A little harder, let's go.
00:24:11All right, yeah, you can do it a little harder.
00:24:13Boom, boom.
00:24:14Good.
00:24:15Good job.
00:24:16What's your reflexes?
00:24:18Hey!
00:24:19That's enough!
00:24:22You okay?
00:24:23Yeah, fine, just...
00:24:24There's something I should probably tell you.
00:24:25All right, next.
00:24:26Bud.
00:24:27Come in.
00:24:28Say, ain't you that CEO tech guy?
00:24:32Uh...
00:24:34No.
00:24:35Not me.
00:24:36Yeah, your sexy ex-girlfriend beat your ass.
00:24:38What...
00:24:39What are you talking about, Jake?
00:24:41I don't know.
00:24:42But this guy needs to learn some manners.
00:24:48Jake!
00:24:49I promise you, you don't need to do this.
00:24:51Nobody hits my girl and gets away with it.
00:24:53You want a new girl?
00:24:55Maybe.
00:25:05You good?
00:25:06Yeah.
00:25:07I'm sorry.
00:25:09I can't protect you.
00:25:11What's this guy's deal?
00:25:12I don't know, but...
00:25:14Just stay here for a minute.
00:25:15There's something I need to show you.
00:25:16Hey, Lily, wait.
00:25:17He's crazy!
00:25:25That was amazing.
00:25:27I've been training for years.
00:25:29That's really sweet you tried to protect me,
00:25:30but the next time...
00:25:33I ask if I need help.
00:25:36...
00:25:39...
00:25:41...
00:25:44...
00:25:52Let's get out of here.
00:25:58Date number 4...
00:25:59Where's your bathroom?
00:26:06It's just... right there.
00:26:18You know, you didn't have to... bring me home.
00:26:21I can't believe you didn't tell me you're a trained fighter.
00:26:24There's a lot of things I've told you.
00:26:29There are a lot of things I want to show you.
00:26:31Oh yeah?
00:26:33Like what?
00:26:53Come here and I'll show you.
00:26:59All my life I was looking for a sign.
00:27:05Wasn't sure where to find a peace of mind.
00:27:11Sometimes you can't see things when it in time.
00:27:17I can't get so much.
00:27:19I can't get so much.
00:27:21I should be a dream.
00:27:33You have the most...
00:27:35beautiful body I've ever seen.
00:27:37It's yours.
00:27:49You can touch me.
00:27:51You can touch me.
00:28:05Hold on. Hold on a second.
00:28:07It's okay.
00:28:09I want to.
00:28:11Please stop.
00:28:13What's wrong?
00:28:17I want you.
00:28:19So much.
00:28:21I have to wait for the app.
00:28:25We have to wait for the app.
00:28:27Are you kidding?
00:28:29Screw that stupid app.
00:28:31Okay.
00:28:35The app isn't stupid.
00:28:37I'm sorry.
00:28:39I really...
00:28:41I just think we should wait.
00:28:43Okay.
00:28:45Fine.
00:28:47I guess I'll see you at our next date.
00:28:53Oh, that was totally up close for comfort.
00:29:07I gotta take things up a notch.
00:29:13It's time for the contingency.
00:29:23What the hell?
00:29:33Where is she?
00:29:35What are you talking about?
00:29:37Lily, what are you doing?
00:29:39Don't even try to stop me.
00:29:41Lily, please.
00:29:42Please tell me where she is.
00:29:43Okay?
00:29:44Don't lie to me.
00:29:45We'll end things right here.
00:29:46I won't even be mad.
00:29:47I just need you to be honest with me.
00:29:48Okay?
00:29:49I don't know what you're talking about.
00:29:50I'm not an idiot, Jake.
00:29:52I've been cheated on before.
00:29:53Tell me where she is.
00:29:54There's no one here.
00:29:56Who are you talking about?
00:29:57I'll show you who I'm talking about.
00:30:07It was just here.
00:30:08What are you talking about?
00:30:10I got an email with nudes of some woman in your apartment,
00:30:14and they weren't selfies, so I know that you took them.
00:30:16I'm sorry.
00:30:18But there is no woman,
00:30:21naked or clothed in here.
00:30:24You are the only person I want naked in my apartment, Lily.
00:30:28Really?
00:30:29I swear it.
00:30:31I'm sorry.
00:30:32I swear I'm not crazy.
00:30:35I just...
00:30:36I can't go through that again.
00:30:37You won't have to.
00:30:39I promise.
00:30:44What are you doing?
00:30:48What are you doing?
00:30:55I changed my mind.
00:30:57I want you.
00:30:59Right now.
00:31:18You, you, you, you, you.
00:31:24Walk out that door, no, yeah.
00:31:27You, you, you.
00:31:35Jake, stop.
00:31:37Sorry.
00:31:42I'm sorry.
00:31:46I just, I really want to.
00:31:48It's just, I'm still shaken up by those photos.
00:31:53And you know what?
00:31:55Love Swipe is working.
00:31:58I think we should wait.
00:32:01Okay.
00:32:02Yeah.
00:32:04We can wait.
00:32:05I would never want to pressure you.
00:32:08I promise.
00:32:09As soon as Love Swipe gives us permission,
00:32:17you can have me.
00:32:21All of me.
00:32:22Oh, no.
00:32:52So he's definitely not a...
00:32:56A date rapist?
00:32:56No.
00:32:57I found the condom the next morning.
00:33:00He's a perfect gentleman who slept on the couch and made me eggs.
00:33:03You're sure you trust this guy?
00:33:05Not that you'd know anything about trust.
00:33:08But yeah.
00:33:09Yeah, I do.
00:33:10What does he do for work?
00:33:12He's in tech.
00:33:15Why are you guys acting so weird?
00:33:17There, there's something we need to tell you about, Jake.
00:33:19Something you may not want to hear.
00:33:22What do you mean?
00:33:26What the fuck?
00:33:26I wasn't originally talking about...
00:33:28I'm joking.
00:33:29Yeah, you're being an ass, right?
00:33:30I don't know.
00:33:31Thanks, Steve Small.
00:33:37Are you sure you're alright?
00:33:39I'm fine.
00:33:43Ask Jake about his work.
00:33:44Finally, I can see what's happening.
00:33:47Now that I've planted Jake's work history, I should push him to tell the truth, and then
00:33:53he'll be mine again.
00:33:54My friends didn't call him yet.
00:33:57You mean those two?
00:33:59Who are in disguise every single time we come here.
00:34:01They...
00:34:02Yeah, didn't they cheat on you?
00:34:04Behind your back?
00:34:06Only because of that stupid app.
00:34:08Okay.
00:34:09Can we not blame the app?
00:34:17Jake Wright, you're a 30 under 30.
00:34:19What do you do for work?
00:34:25I'm in tech.
00:34:27I told you.
00:34:29My friends...
00:34:30They received an envelope with documents saying that you're an app developer.
00:34:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:34:41Please don't let him.
00:34:44Okay.
00:34:46I'm...
00:34:46I'm gonna tell you.
00:34:48But...
00:34:48Because I trust you, and you have to promise not to tell anyone else, okay?
00:34:54Okay, I promise.
00:34:55I swear I won't tell anybody.
00:34:58I'm, uh...
00:35:00I started a...
00:35:05I started an app.
00:35:10And I'm looking for investors.
00:35:14And I'm just a poor app developer looking for backing.
00:35:19I'm sorry.
00:35:20But like, do you believe me?
00:35:23Of course I believe you.
00:35:24Just...
00:35:25Thank you for being honest with me.
00:35:35Oh, she wants honesty?
00:35:40Or she's an app.
00:35:41So...
00:35:54What kind of poor are we talking?
00:35:57Like, your parents pay your rent?
00:36:00Or...
00:36:01You're still a rich tech guy, but just not as rich as a super rich tech guy?
00:36:04All I can say is...
00:36:07If this app takes off, I'm not gonna need to worry about money.
00:36:11You got this.
00:36:14Okay.
00:36:16Lie detector test tomorrow.
00:36:18That's so crazy.
00:36:19It's almost like it's listening to our conversation.
00:36:20Actually, it's...
00:36:23Preceived intuition is...
00:36:25Machine learning.
00:36:26From thorough scrubbing of social media platforms.
00:36:30How do you know that?
00:36:33Just a guess.
00:36:34Pretty sure other app sees it.
00:36:36Well...
00:36:36I'm not scared of some lie detector test.
00:36:38There's nothing I wouldn't tell you.
00:36:40Do you feel the same?
00:36:45Yeah.
00:36:46Actually, there's somewhere I gotta be.
00:36:49We should get out of here.
00:36:54I've got you right where I want you, Lily Niblock.
00:36:58Prepare for heartbreak.
00:37:02So, how does this work again?
00:37:04The machine analyzes our answers and makes little TV show noises.
00:37:09Nervous.
00:37:11But excited.
00:37:13That's true.
00:37:15So, you ready?
00:37:16Yeah, absolutely.
00:37:19Jake, are you sure?
00:37:21Yes, I'm sure.
00:37:24Ask about his job.
00:37:28So, Jake, are you an app developer?
00:37:31Yes.
00:37:35What kind of apps do you develop?
00:37:36Um, two apps for statistical analysis and one for social media scrubbing.
00:37:47Social media scrubbing, like our dating app?
00:37:50Yep, just like that.
00:37:53Have you developed any other apps?
00:37:57Well, um...
00:37:59Are you okay?
00:38:02Yeah.
00:38:03Yep.
00:38:03There isn't anything you could tell me I wouldn't understand.
00:38:13It's going for you.
00:38:16And I trust you, okay?
00:38:19Okay.
00:38:20Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:34Have you developed any other apps?
00:38:39Nope.
00:38:44Why are you lying to me?
00:38:46I'm...
00:38:46I'm not.
00:38:47I'm not.
00:38:47I swear.
00:38:48I swear, I swear.
00:38:51Lily, do you trust me?
00:38:53I think so.
00:38:55And are you attracted to me?
00:38:58Yes.
00:39:00And are you ready to find true love?
00:39:02I...
00:39:02Yes.
00:39:06I'm ready to find love.
00:39:09Are you sure?
00:39:11Yes, I'm sure.
00:39:13Lily, what's...
00:39:14What's going on?
00:39:15You said that you were ready for the real thing.
00:39:18Jake, I promise.
00:39:18I am ready for the real thing.
00:39:23Sorry, that's...
00:39:24Not too long.
00:39:24You said that you were ready for the real love.
00:39:28I'm sorry.
00:39:29I'm sorry.
00:39:29I'm sorry.
00:39:52I'm sorry.
00:39:53I'm sorry.
00:39:53I'm sorry.
00:39:54Please, what are you doing here?
00:39:57I just wanted to talk with you about the app.
00:40:01Yeah.
00:40:12So, what's wrong with the app?
00:40:15Oh, no, nothing.
00:40:18That's actually what I wanted to talk to you about.
00:40:22I was really hurting after we broke up.
00:40:28So, after a day or so, I downloaded the app and I matched with someone.
00:40:36And, Jake, you were right.
00:40:40What do you mean?
00:40:42I mean, I met someone, Jake.
00:40:45The app works, and I'm proof.
00:40:48I mean, we are talking about getting married.
00:40:52Great. Well, I'm happy for you.
00:40:56Well, what about you?
00:40:58Have you matched with anyone?
00:41:01Uh, yeah.
00:41:04Yeah? Okay. Tell me about her. Is she pretty?
00:41:08Honestly, it's...
00:41:12Things aren't going that well.
00:41:16Well, you don't...
00:41:18You're not trying to say it's Love Swipe's fault.
00:41:20Because, I mean, I know the app works.
00:41:22You were right all along, Jake.
00:41:25I just don't know anymore.
00:41:27I just don't know anymore.
00:41:29Well...
00:41:31I really hope you two work things out.
00:41:35I just wanted to thank you in person.
00:41:41We really did make something special together.
00:41:55Okay, just because me and my match are having issues, I'm falling in love with her.
00:42:03And I'm happy for you, but I think you should go.
00:42:07I'm so sorry, Jake.
00:42:08I'm so sorry.
00:42:09You're...
00:42:10You're right.
00:42:11Again.
00:42:12You know, we're...
00:42:13In love with other people, and...
00:42:15I need to respect that.
00:42:18I'm sorry.
00:42:19We got you, Jake.
00:42:31Let's see how your little sweetheart feels about this.
00:42:40I'm never gonna find love again.
00:42:43All men are liars.
00:42:45And the worst part is, the two of you made me a liar.
00:42:48I can't even trust my own heart.
00:42:52I'm sorry, Lily.
00:42:54Screw you, Tim.
00:43:06Five minutes ago?
00:43:08That asshole!
00:43:09Get you.
00:43:10All right.
00:43:11Lily.
00:43:12It's so good to see you.
00:43:13Okay, what's going on?
00:43:14Do you think I'm an idiot, Jake?
00:43:15No, of course not.
00:43:16Then where is she?
00:43:17Who?
00:43:18Don't gaslight me.
00:43:19I'm not crazy.
00:43:20I...
00:43:21I know you're hiding things from me.
00:43:22Okay, I promise.
00:43:23I'm not hiding anything from you.
00:43:24Liar.
00:43:25You're lying to me.
00:43:26I saw a video of the two of you kissing.
00:43:27What video?
00:43:28No, no, no, no.
00:43:29No, no, no.
00:43:30This can't be happening again.
00:43:31Lily.
00:43:32Give me your phone.
00:43:33Just what I thought.
00:43:34No traditional trace of malware.
00:43:35No, no, no.
00:43:36This can't be happening again.
00:43:37Lily.
00:43:38Give me your phone.
00:43:40Just what I thought.
00:43:41No traditional trace of malware.
00:43:43So it's not hacked?
00:43:44You did get an email and that the video was mysteriously deleted because I was kissing
00:44:10another woman in it.
00:44:11Wait, what are you saying?
00:44:16That woman was my ex-girlfriend and she is a brilliant coder and hacker but also extremely unstable.
00:44:30But why was she here?
00:44:31Why were you kissing her?
00:44:33She came over to tell me she was in love with someone else.
00:44:38But then she kissed me just for a moment.
00:44:45But in that moment I realized how much did I love you.
00:44:51That you're the only person I want to be with.
00:44:56Do you forgive me?
00:45:02You lied to me again.
00:45:08Take right-
00:45:09You kissed another woman and then you hid it from me.
00:45:12Lily, please stop.
00:45:15I'm sorry.
00:45:17Yeah.
00:45:18You are.
00:45:19Will I see you again?
00:45:20I don't know.
00:45:21All I know is that I can't stand me in the same room as you right now.
00:45:29Lily, wait.
00:45:31Lily!
00:45:32Lily!
00:45:37Oh my god, did you see the look on that sad bitch's face?
00:45:42Now, it's time to put the final nail in this girl's coffin.
00:45:47You and Jake Wright have been unmatched.
00:45:58What?
00:46:00No, I-
00:46:04True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:09This can't be happening.
00:46:12Come on Jake, please pick up.
00:46:15Jake!
00:46:16What?
00:46:17Lily?
00:46:18I just got a notification we were unmatched on the app.
00:46:21Listen to me.
00:46:22Tragic as it is, I think it's for the best.
00:46:26Why are you saying that?
00:46:28Clearly we have some issues and if I'm being honest, I want to assess you a woman who is super intelligent and ready for real love.
00:46:35Jake, wait!
00:46:39I can't believe him!
00:46:42True love awaits with your new match, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:48Alright, Mitchell Stevens.
00:46:50Get ready to meet the hottest girl you've ever seen.
00:46:52You must be Lily.
00:47:04Might I say, your profile picture does not do that beautiful body justice.
00:47:09God damn!
00:47:10So, uh, Mitchell was it? What do you do for a living?
00:47:16Isn't it obvious, babe? I get paid and I get laid.
00:47:19Come again?
00:47:20Oh, don't worry. You will.
00:47:22Excuse me?
00:47:24I'm a model, babe. Isn't it obvious?
00:47:27No, it's not. And you already said that.
00:47:30Sorry. I'm just super distracted by that tight bod you're rocking underneath that dress.
00:47:35Can't wait to get that thing off and on my floor where it belongs. You know what I mean?
00:47:40I think I made a mistake.
00:47:42Hey, wait!
00:47:43Tonight's the night.
00:47:45I'm gonna tell Lily the truth about creating Love Swipe.
00:47:48And if she'll have me, I will treasure her for the rest of my life.
00:47:52I'm coming for you, Lily.
00:47:54Hey, wait.
00:47:56Let go of my arm.
00:47:58Hey, the app hooked us up, babe. We're soulmates. Meant to be.
00:48:02I don't love you, I love Jake.
00:48:05I love Jake.
00:48:09I love Jake, and I need to go right now.
00:48:12Hey, not so fast.
00:48:19Get off me, you creep!
00:48:25Jake.
00:48:28No, Jake, wait!
00:48:30Jake.
00:48:32Jake, wait.
00:48:36Please.
00:48:37It's not what it seems.
00:48:39Really?
00:48:40Really, because I just watched you kiss another man that wasn't me on our seventh day.
00:48:45Please, let me explain.
00:48:46No, there's nothing to explain.
00:48:48You got cheated up on your asshole boyfriend. Now you're cheating on me.
00:48:52We were unmatched.
00:48:57I called you and you broke it off. You humiliated me.
00:49:01Stop lying to me, Lily.
00:49:03I want us to be honest with each other, but you're lying to my face.
00:49:08I'm not lying to you.
00:49:10Love's wife matched me with that stupid meat head. I only went out with him to get back at you.
00:49:21And when I saw him, when he kissed me, I realized the only person I wanted to kiss was you.
00:49:31No.
00:49:32Please, you have to believe me.
00:49:38You're saying that all that happened today.
00:49:42That I called you and we unmatched and I broke up with you.
00:49:46Why would I lie about that?
00:49:48It's not safe.
00:49:49We gotta go, Lily.
00:49:51Jake, you're scaring me.
00:49:52What do you mean it's not safe?
00:49:53You trust me. We need to go right now.
00:49:56Okay.
00:49:57Let's go.
00:50:02This is my parents' cabin.
00:50:05They moved overseas, so it's all mine now.
00:50:08I come here when I want to get away from everything.
00:50:11I don't understand. Why is it safe here?
00:50:15No cell phone service.
00:50:17No internet.
00:50:19It's just us here.
00:50:22Okay, Jake, I need you to explain.
00:50:24Why are we safe in a cabin in the woods?
00:50:27Please don't make me regret this.
00:50:31Do you remember my ex-girlfriend I told you about?
00:50:36Elise?
00:50:38Yeah.
00:50:40There's something I need to tell you.
00:50:44The day I broke up with her.
00:50:49Sue, I'll kill!
00:50:52I will destroy you, Jake Wright!
00:50:55I didn't mean to hurt her.
00:50:58What she said.
00:51:00What I'm afraid she's capable of doing.
00:51:06It's the only place I feel like we're safe.
00:51:11I'm so sorry that happened to you.
00:51:14She sounds...
00:51:17unwell.
00:51:21Wow.
00:51:23You look so beautiful, Lily.
00:51:27You look...
00:51:29very handsome.
00:51:33You don't know how much I wish this was our seventh date.
00:51:36Do you mind getting wet?
00:51:39What's that supposed to mean?
00:51:42Come with me, and I'll show you.
00:51:44Come with me, and I'll show you.
00:51:51Hey.
00:51:53Hey.
00:51:55Hi.
00:51:57Hi.
00:51:58It's been a crazy day.
00:52:06And I'm thankful you're here.
00:52:08Me too.
00:52:12Jake, I...
00:52:14I feel safe when I'm with you.
00:52:16You know, on the...
00:52:19seventh date...
00:52:21Love Swipe...
00:52:23gives couples the option to...
00:52:30To what?
00:52:35To be with each other.
00:52:39Well, if Love Swipe says something...
00:52:40Put me on the altar...
00:52:43Cause you can't be tamed.
00:52:45The silence underneath your flame.
00:52:48Cut the cords around me as I speak your name.
00:52:50It's never gonna be the same.
00:52:52Even though I loved you, I was all in vain.
00:52:53Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:52:55I'm so sorry.
00:52:57It's never gonna be the same.
00:52:59Even though I loved you, I was all in vain.
00:53:02Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:53:06Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh.
00:53:08This. Ends. Now!
00:53:19No!
00:53:21I am going to win Jake back.
00:53:24Even if it means I need to get rid of Lily Niblock once and for all.
00:53:38Last night was...
00:53:40I know.
00:53:53We should be getting our notification for our last date.
00:53:57If anything happens just come to my place and we'll deal with it together.
00:54:03Don't worry about me.
00:54:05Nothing could keep me from you, not even your crazy ex-girlfriend.
00:54:22Okay.
00:54:35You want him? Come and get him!
00:54:43Vanguard, bitch.
00:54:47To love.
00:54:48And to love swipe.
00:54:50Meet Jake for a private rendezvous in the wine lounge of your favorite bar.
00:54:57Aw, the app is having us through our final date in the wine lounge.
00:55:02It's where our first date was. It's so sweet.
00:55:04Be careful, Lily. His ex sounds crazy.
00:55:07Want me to walk you back?
00:55:09You guys need to calm down. I'm about to have another amazing night with the man of my dreams.
00:55:39Nice to meet you two both without disguises. I'm Jake, by the way.
00:55:57Tim.
00:55:58Tanya.
00:55:59You hurt my best friend. I'll chop off your balls.
00:56:04I think she's had enough hurt for one month, don't you think?
00:56:07Touche.
00:56:09Have you seen Lily?
00:56:11Love swipe.
00:56:12Said I was supposed to meet her at her apartment, but she's not there.
00:56:15It just told her to meet you for a private dinner at the wine lounge.
00:56:18She said that's where you two had your first date.
00:56:28Lily!
00:56:45Elise, it was you.
00:56:48So is you.
00:56:56Where are you, bullies?
00:57:01My cabin.
00:57:04Lily.
00:57:05You made me hurt her.
00:57:15I don't wanna hurt you.
00:57:17I just wanted Jake back.
00:57:20But then he fell for you.
00:57:22I couldn't have that.
00:57:23He never loved you.
00:57:25Do you even know who I am?
00:57:27His crazy ex-girlfriend?
00:57:30I was his partner.
00:57:32His closest collaborator.
00:57:34On behalf of the man I love.
00:57:37You still don't get it, do you, you little slut.
00:57:41Jake and I were app developers.
00:57:44Jake is the creator of this-
00:57:45Let it go, please.
00:57:49I don't think so, Jake.
00:57:51Dustin!
00:57:53Jake, don't embarrass yourself.
00:57:54We all know you're a computer nerd who can't fight.
00:57:58That's why I brought backup.
00:58:00Jake, I've got this asshole.
00:58:01You should know not to hit girls.
00:58:09Some guys only learn the hard way.
00:58:11Jake, you came for me.
00:58:15Of course I did.
00:58:17You might go.
00:58:19Not so fast!
00:58:21Step away from her, Jake.
00:58:23Please, don't do this, please.
00:58:24You don't get to tell me what I can do.
00:58:27Now step.
00:58:28Okay.
00:58:29Okay.
00:58:30Okay.
00:58:31Okay.
00:58:33Now here's what's gonna happen, Jake.
00:58:35I am gonna give you to the count of three to tell Lily here how you've been lying to her your entire relationship or-
00:58:41I'm gonna put a hole in her life head.
00:58:42Got it?
00:58:44One.
00:58:45Jake, what is she saying?
00:58:46Two.
00:58:47Jake.
00:58:48I am going to give you to the count of three to tell Lily here how you've been lying to her your entire relationship, or I'm going to put a hole in her life head.
00:59:02Got it?
00:59:04One.
00:59:06Jake, what is she saying?
00:59:09Two.
00:59:09Jake.
00:59:12Three.
00:59:13Wait.
00:59:16Okay.
00:59:17Please.
00:59:19I'll tell her.
00:59:19You want to toy with me, Jake?
00:59:21Not.
00:59:22I promise.
00:59:25She's right.
00:59:28Belize and I weren't just a couple.
00:59:30We collaborated.
00:59:31We made dating apps together.
00:59:36And last month, we created our greatest achievement yet.
00:59:42Love Swipe.
00:59:44I created the app that we've been using this entire time.
00:59:47So you...
00:59:48You lied to me?
00:59:52Yes.
00:59:54You manipulated me.
00:59:55Yes.
00:59:58But that doesn't matter now.
01:00:00Because over the last week, I've realized something even more important.
01:00:03I don't love you, Lily.
01:00:06I thought the app was going to change my life.
01:00:17Show me how to find real love.
01:00:18I trusted what we created, Belize.
01:00:23But I was wrong.
01:00:26I don't care that we didn't match.
01:00:28I matched with you before we even had the idea for Love Swipe.
01:00:35You're my best friend.
01:00:38A confidant.
01:00:39I love her.
01:00:42You are a brilliant, beautiful, and powerful woman.
01:00:50I need to tell you something that I've been afraid to say up until now.
01:00:55Tell me.
01:00:57And I'm yours.
01:00:59I'm sorry.
01:01:00I did it again.
01:01:03Freeze!
01:01:04Here's where I can see them.
01:01:05I'll kill you, Jake Wright.
01:01:22You are a liar and a monster.
01:01:24How could you?
01:01:26How could you do this to me?
01:01:28I still love you.
01:01:31Jake can't.
01:01:32Lily.
01:01:33Lily.
01:01:33I'm sorry.
01:01:37I'm sorry I lied to you.
01:01:38I just needed to trust you in my heart.
01:01:43If you can forgive me, I'll spend the rest of my life making it up to you.
01:01:51I love you.
01:01:54I forgive you, Jake.
01:01:57I forgive you.
01:01:58I forgive you.
01:01:58I forgive you.
01:02:01I forgive you.
01:02:03I forgive you.
01:02:05Oh, there he is.
01:02:11Cheers, Jake.
01:02:14Thanks for coming, everybody.
01:02:18I helped create this app because I believe everyone deserves to find true love.
01:02:23I use Love Swipe
01:02:27And for the first time in my life
01:02:30I found
01:02:31True
01:02:33Undying love
01:02:34So
01:02:46Will you do me the great honor
01:02:50Of being my wife
01:02:52Yes
01:02:59Yes, Jake, my
01:03:03My Mr. Right, I will marry you
01:03:17And you make it make sense
01:03:20How hard can you believe
01:03:22You once felt like a stranger
01:03:26It's the life
01:03:27Believe in your plan
01:03:29You don't have a goal
01:03:37You don't have a goal
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