00:00Uh-oh, if it isn't Victoria. Hey, didn't I dump you?
00:05Let me guess. You're going home to spend Christmas alone.
00:10She's not alone. She's married now.
00:15And I'm her husband.
00:18Hello, handsome. Where did you find this hottie?
00:21Hey, bro. You know she's my ex, right?
00:25You enjoy picking up other people's trash?
00:30You better apologize to her now, or you're going to regret it.
00:35Nah. What are you going to do about that?
00:43Hey! Hey, lady! Are you blind?
00:46I've been attacked! Call security!
00:53Him! Him! He attacked me!
00:56Throw him out of the airport and ban him from ever using Jones Airlines.
00:59I'm a VIP customer. I demand you do as I say.
01:02Sir, you have been disrupting airport operations.
01:04We need to kindly ask you to leave.
01:14Mr. Ju-
01:16Sir, you've been disrupting airport operations. And we need you to leave.
01:27What?
01:30No! No, no! He attacked me! Throw him out! You got it all wrong!
01:34I'm sorry. Are all of you blind?
01:36I saw the whole thing. He started everything. You blind him. That's not what happened.
01:41Are you with this gentleman?
01:44Yes. We're VIP members.
01:46Great. Escort both of them now.
01:48Yeah.
01:50Oh, you can't do this.
01:52You can't do this!
01:53I'll sue you! I'll sue all of you!
01:58Well, it looks like two first class seats just opened up. Why don't the two of you take them?
02:03First class? We really can't afford that, but thank you.
02:08Oh, no. It's on us. No worries. As compensation for what just happened.
02:14Really?
02:16Simon, you're never gonna fly first class!
02:18What?
02:26My baby girl, you're finally home!
02:30Oh, I missed you so much.
02:33Missed you!
02:35And this must be my son-in-law.
02:39Nice to meet you.
02:41It's a pleasure to meet you, Matt. I'm Simon Jones.
02:45Simon.
02:47Welcome to the family!
02:50Mm-hmm.
02:56Good job!
02:58Keep up.
03:04Come sit down. You must be tired after taking me to the hospital and preparing this meal.
03:11I'm not tired.
03:13I couldn't be happier.
03:14The doctor says that grandma's doing really well.
03:19We have Christmas tomorrow.
03:21The wedding's the next day.
03:23There's just so much to celebrate.
03:27To a merry Christmas and a merrier future.
03:30Cheers.
03:32Cheers!
03:33Than that.
03:48Okay.
03:49Victoria?
03:51Don't tell me you're trying to go into the auction.
03:55Are you even on the guest list?
04:00Guest not verified. Entry denied.
04:03See, that's what I'm trying to tell you.
04:06How can this be? Luis invited me?
04:09My husband's inside, too. He's waiting for me.
04:11Wait, wait.
04:13Your hobo hobby's in there waiting for you?
04:15I'm sure he's not on the list.
04:20My bad, honey. I should have waited for you at the door.
04:24What the hell? Get them out of here! They're clearly not on the list.
04:28So, she is your guest. My apologies, sir.
04:33You were personally invited. That's why you weren't on the guest list.
04:37My apologies for the confusion. Please, this way.
04:43You're very welcome.
04:46How?
04:51We'll donate all contributions to this charity auction to women and children in need.
04:56Now, we'll present our first and most valuable lot.
05:00An antique necklace dating all the way back to the times of Louis XIV.
05:04Worn by the monarchs themselves.
05:07And we'll start the bidding at $1 million.
05:10$1 million?
05:13Looks like somebody's losing already, Carl.
05:17$1 million and $50,000.
05:19$1 million and $50,000 now going...
05:22$1.5 million.
05:23Oh, God! You two know there's consequences when you can't pay for what you bid.
05:30You guys can't afford this.
05:32Simon, we don't have to do this with them.
05:36$1.5 million.
05:37$1.5 million.
05:38$1.5 million.
05:39$2 million.
05:40$2 million.
05:41$2 million now with our guest here.
05:43$2 million going once.
05:44You guys don't have $2 million.
05:45Carl, don't let them win.
05:46We're on a budget here.
05:47I can't go more than $3 million.
05:48Then go for it.
05:49$3 million.
05:50$10 million.
05:51$2 million.
05:52Carl, don't let them win.
05:53We're on a budget here.
05:54I can't go more than $3 million.
05:56Then go for it.
05:58$3 million.
06:00$10 million.
06:02$10 million.
06:03What?
06:04Oh, my God.
06:06Son of a...
06:08$10 million going once.
06:11Yeah, be prepared to make an ass of yourself in front of everyone here.
06:15$10 million going twice.
06:17No, sorry.
06:18We'd like to retract our bid, please.
06:20Sold.
06:21Oh, too late.
06:22Look at her.
06:23She's shameless.
06:24It's already been paid for her.
06:27It's already been paid.
06:30What?
06:31By who?
06:32Well, by Mr. Simon Jones here.
06:37That's Simon Jones?
06:39Indeed.
06:41You're very welcome.
06:42This necklace is yours now.
06:46Merry Christmas.
06:47No way!
06:48He is just a homeless.
06:49A filthy tramp.
06:50There must be something wrong.
06:51I know.
06:52What bank did you rob, huh?
06:53Because there is no way some bum and a burger joint waitress can afford $10 million.
07:09Well, the fact is we won the lot.
07:12And we made a deal.
07:14Remember?
07:15Slow down.
07:16You lost.
07:18And didn't you say that you were going to walk around naked in front of all these people?
07:24Well, now's the time.
07:26Everybody shut up!
07:27Hey, do you even know who I am?
07:28I am branch manager of Jones Corp.
07:29I'm worth millions.
07:30How dare you?
07:31How dare you?
07:32How dare you?
07:33You pathetic peasant trying to humiliate me in the lead.
07:47Wow.
07:48Our esteemed branch manager is publicly admitting that he can't keep a promise.
07:58Then I think now would be a great time for you to step down, don't you think?
08:03What are you talking about?
08:04Luis?
08:05Fire him.
08:08Yes, boss.
08:10Boss.
08:11Simon, what's going on?
08:15Victoria, I'm so sorry.
08:18But I am the CEO of the Jones Group.
08:21I've been wanting to tell you, but I haven't been able to find the right time to.
08:25But from now on, I'm not holding anything back.
08:29Oh!
08:30Hey, do you even know what the CEO of Jones Corp looks like?
08:35He's the youngest billionaire!
08:38And him?
08:39He's a homeless guy pretending to be him.
08:43Exactly.
08:44You guys know there's a consequence for this.
08:46Go ahead and figure out how you're going to off yourselves.
08:49You know what?
08:50My company doesn't have time for clowns like you.
08:53Luis, fire Karlsman.
08:55Yes, boss.
08:56I've been fired.
08:57What?
08:58No.
08:59This can't be.
09:00That's the price you pay when you mess with my wife.
09:01Whoa, wait, wait, wait.
09:02You're really him?
09:03You're really the guy?
09:04No.
09:05This must be some kind of setup.
09:07You're friends with Luis, and we're not going to be threatened by this text.
09:09Yeah.
09:10Uh-uh.
09:11Uh-uh.
09:12No.
09:13I've got this.
09:14My dad is the vice president of the Jones Corp headquarters.
09:17He will know who the real CEO is.
09:19Let's see what he has to say.
09:20That's the price you pay when you mess with my wife.
09:21Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
09:22Wait, wait, wait.
09:23You're really him?
09:24You're really the guy?
09:25No, this must be some kind of setup.
09:26You're friends with Luis, and we're not going to be threatened by this text.
09:27Yeah.
09:28Uh-uh.
09:29No.
09:30I've got this.
09:31The vice president of the Jones Corp headquarters.
09:35He will know who the real CEO is.
09:38Let's see what he has to say, then.
09:41Shall we?
09:43Hi, Daddy.
09:44I'm being bullied by this man pretending to be the CEO.
09:47I need you to come here quick.
09:49There's someone pretending to be the CEO.
09:52I'll be right there.
09:54Just wait.
09:55Don't put it into this.
09:56Who's this person pretending to be the CEO?
09:59Daddy, you're here.
10:00That man is claiming to be the president.
10:05Punish him.
10:06Yeah.
10:07I can't get away with this.
10:09What do you got to say, Zack?
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