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Rented a Billionaire Husband for Christmas
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00:00:00Wait, I have to rant, Daddy. Where's my real one?
00:00:03Everyone knows Eva has to...
00:00:04So I'm flying the space shuttle for the second time, and this guy passes out.
00:00:13All right, it's about that time.
00:00:15So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:00:17Uh...
00:00:18Yeah, him.
00:00:26Hi!
00:00:27Just play him on.
00:00:29Yes!
00:00:30Five, four, three, two, one!
00:00:34Let's get here!
00:00:57You have a cute scar.
00:01:00It's just my birthmark.
00:01:02If you want me to stop, tell me now.
00:01:06I don't want you to stop.
00:01:08You're welcome.
00:01:17You're welcome.
00:01:17You're welcome.
00:01:24You're welcome.
00:01:33I was so drunk last night.
00:01:42I can't remember who I was with.
00:01:47I must return this to her so I can see her again.
00:01:55Happy New Year.
00:01:56Sam, it's me.
00:01:57Hey, find me the girl from last night.
00:02:00I don't care how.
00:02:01Just do it.
00:02:02I will find you.
00:02:08Maximus, can't you get married already?
00:02:12Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend.
00:02:15I need grandkids.
00:02:17I need you to...
00:02:17Message received, Mom.
00:02:19I need to go now.
00:02:20I have to inspect the new headquarters.
00:02:30Seven years.
00:02:32Why can't I ever find you?
00:02:34Why do you still haunt me?
00:02:44Still thinking about that girl?
00:02:45Boss, it's been years.
00:02:47I'm ready to go to the inspection now.
00:02:52Your vest, sir?
00:02:54But first, we found your fake Christmas wife.
00:02:57She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:02:58Blonde hair, red top.
00:03:00And, sir, make sure you use an alias.
00:03:02We can't have her knowing you're the Harrison Group CEO or she'll jack up the price.
00:03:06Good.
00:03:06Finally, I can get my mother off my back.
00:03:12Hi.
00:03:13One iced vanilla latte, please.
00:03:15And one hot chocolate.
00:03:16I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy.
00:03:21Now, Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore.
00:03:26Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend.
00:03:28It's just for Christmas.
00:03:29But, Mommy, why do we have to rent, Daddy?
00:03:32Where's my real one?
00:03:36Uh...
00:03:37I'll tell you when you're older.
00:03:42Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:03:52Daddy!
00:03:53No!
00:03:54What?
00:04:01Daddy!
00:04:02No!
00:04:03I'm sorry.
00:04:05I'm not your dad.
00:04:06No, I know you're my daddy.
00:04:07You're just as handsome as I...
00:04:09Oh.
00:04:10Mommy, hurry!
00:04:12Your fake Christmas husband has arrived.
00:04:21I asked the agency for an average-looking guy.
00:04:24He's gorgeous.
00:04:31Why does it feel so familiar?
00:04:34She's waiting in the coffee shop.
00:04:36Blonde hair, red top.
00:04:38You must be my new Christmas husband.
00:04:41So, you're my new Christmas wife.
00:04:43See, I knew you were the new daddy we had, right?
00:04:46Hi, my name's Cybert.
00:04:47What's your name?
00:04:48Sam didn't say anything about a kid.
00:04:51Max, Aurelius.
00:04:53Eva.
00:04:53I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage.
00:04:58I just need a wife for the holidays.
00:05:01I guess mom gets her grandkid, too.
00:05:03So, per hour agreement, the rate is $1,000 per hour, and...
00:05:10$1,000 an hour?
00:05:12Well, yeah.
00:05:12It's $1,000 a day.
00:05:16Is that enough?
00:05:17That's the most that I can pay you.
00:05:19Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:05:21That's what I agreed with the agency.
00:05:23You'll make your thousands over the week.
00:05:25Look, my requirements are simple, okay?
00:05:27Play my pretend husband, come with me to my hometown, and we all pretend to be one big happy family.
00:05:31And then my family will get off my back, so Piper can have a good Christmas for once.
00:05:38So she's getting pressure from her folks, too.
00:05:41Fine.
00:05:43But you have to help me get my mom off my case, too.
00:05:47Okay.
00:05:48Deal.
00:05:51Ready to go get married?
00:06:01Wow.
00:06:07Clean up nice.
00:06:09This is my wedding day, after all.
00:06:11Pictures.
00:06:20Y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love.
00:06:31Touching.
00:06:45Okay.
00:06:46Uh, well, I think we got it.
00:06:48Ooh.
00:06:48I need some photos of us together, too.
00:06:51To prove to my parents that I'm actually married and have a happy family.
00:06:55Yeah.
00:06:56Of course.
00:06:56Happy holidays, Mom.
00:07:08From my family to you.
00:07:18Bad news, boss.
00:07:19The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute.
00:07:24Wait, she bailed?
00:07:24And who is...
00:07:26Who is she?
00:07:31Whatever.
00:07:32It doesn't matter.
00:07:34I've got what I need.
00:07:37Sam, don't worry about it.
00:07:39I already found someone.
00:07:45Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:07:48Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:07:50Christmas shopping?
00:07:52I should come.
00:07:53Look, if you want me to be the husband in this fake-it-to-your-family plan, I think I should
00:07:58have some say in the gifts.
00:08:00It will make it more believable.
00:08:04Fine.
00:08:05Yeah, fine.
00:08:06Okay.
00:08:07You can come.
00:08:15Let's go.
00:08:16Which mall are we going to?
00:08:17Um, let's go to that one.
00:08:19No, let's go to the bank.
00:08:20Oh, what the actual fuck?
00:08:31Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:08:37Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:08:40She does kind of look like him.
00:08:48So when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:08:53Here, let me get this.
00:08:56I'm going to love you, Max.
00:08:57Oh, so I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice
00:09:08in front of them.
00:09:10Okay.
00:09:11Should we use our tongues or?
00:09:14No, no, definitely not.
00:09:15And absolutely no.
00:09:17Sex?
00:09:18Yes.
00:09:19It's strictly business.
00:09:21Anything physical outside of that is not happening.
00:09:23What?
00:09:26Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:09:29I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:09:35Let's go.
00:09:42Here.
00:09:43What are you doing?
00:09:44I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:09:48Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:09:53Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:09:5850% off pies?
00:09:59Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:0112 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:10:03They're the best kind.
00:10:04Hurry up and go.
00:10:05Go.
00:10:05What are you standing here for?
00:10:09Hello there.
00:10:10Hi.
00:10:10You ready?
00:10:11Yes, yeah.
00:10:11Just these things.
00:10:12Okay, great.
00:10:13We have a holiday special today.
00:10:15Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:10:21Oh, great.
00:10:22Yeah, uh, what do you have that's just $15?
00:10:25Well, you get a move on.
00:10:27I just got here.
00:10:29Relax.
00:10:30Yeah, yeah.
00:10:33Here, this will do the trick.
00:10:35Okay, thank you.
00:10:38Hurry up and pay.
00:10:39I will pay when I'm ready.
00:10:43You can wait your turn.
00:10:49Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:10:58Oh, wait, wait, wait.
00:10:59Not the pies.
00:10:59Not the pies.
00:11:00We can just set those on top.
00:11:02Hi, guys.
00:11:08I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:11:14Of course.
00:11:16Thank you so much.
00:11:17Of course.
00:11:17I hope you like pumpkin.
00:11:20She bought all 12 pies.
00:11:21Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:11:23Just to give it away.
00:11:26Merry Christmas.
00:11:27Merry Christmas.
00:11:28Merry Christmas.
00:11:32What?
00:11:34You do that often?
00:11:36As often as I can.
00:11:41We should go.
00:11:42We got to pick up paper.
00:11:46Sit, watch out.
00:12:02You done feeling me up?
00:12:09Shut up.
00:12:10Oh, sorry. I was just in character, wifey.
00:12:12Yeah, well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:12:20And don't be late.
00:12:32Harrison Group?
00:12:34Do you do construction for them or something?
00:12:37Sort of.
00:12:38Not that I'm judging.
00:12:39I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:12:44Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:12:47I think that's respectable.
00:12:50Can we pick another company?
00:12:52No. Harrison Group is perfect.
00:12:55And they'll find it impressive.
00:12:56My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:12:58So, it's perfect.
00:13:02Oh, and, uh, wear something nice for Christmas dinner?
00:13:07Don't worry.
00:13:08Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:13:09I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:13:12Too much.
00:13:32Let's go, Sam.
00:13:35It's time to check out the new HQ site.
00:13:38Hold on, you're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:13:43It's my daughter's.
00:13:45Daughter's?
00:13:46Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:13:49Hey, there they are!
00:14:05Hey!
00:14:06Nice to meet you!
00:14:08Oh, Dad.
00:14:10I'm glad you made it.
00:14:11Oh, I missed you.
00:14:13So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:14:17He's coming.
00:14:18Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:14:20Good, good, good.
00:14:23So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:14:26When's he arriving?
00:14:28Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:14:33Poor thing.
00:14:33Not surprising.
00:14:34I mean, she's 30.
00:14:36Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:14:39Oh, no, plus a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:14:45This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:14:49Auntie Pamela, Debbie, my dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:14:54We're only worried about you.
00:14:56All these years without a husband.
00:14:59Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:01You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:04And look what happened.
00:15:05She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:15:09I'm not alone.
00:15:10Mm-hmm.
00:15:11And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:15:17He's a manager.
00:15:18Manager?
00:15:20Of what?
00:15:21Trash.
00:15:23Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:15:27You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:15:30Actually, he's right here.
00:15:33Oh, wow.
00:15:38Wow.
00:15:39He is really good looking.
00:15:42Oh, must be AI.
00:15:44Mm-hmm.
00:15:44Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:15:48Fake.
00:15:48That's enough.
00:15:49She's our daughter and your niece.
00:15:52Show some respect.
00:15:53Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:16:00Well, guess what?
00:16:02William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:04Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:07That's half a million.
00:16:09Half a million.
00:16:11Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:16:15And speak of the devil.
00:16:19Willie, you made it.
00:16:21There you are.
00:16:33Oh, look at you now.
00:16:36Living the dream.
00:16:38Oh, just think, Eva.
00:16:40Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:16:45So married, huh?
00:16:47Is it serious?
00:16:49That's what marriage is.
00:16:51It's pretty serious.
00:16:53Wow.
00:16:54You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:16:57Makes sense, though.
00:16:58You not being a hot, young thing anymore.
00:17:01Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:04A bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:06Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:17:10That's right.
00:17:11Just bought this brand-new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:17:16Women love a man in red.
00:17:17And sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:17:20Want to sit on my lap?
00:17:22Don't touch me.
00:17:24Oh, so entitled.
00:17:26Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:17:30And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:17:34I mean, look at that car.
00:17:36Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:17:39Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:17:43Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:17:48I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:17:50My mom would never marry.
00:17:57She already has a husband.
00:17:58He's gonna kick your butt.
00:18:03Is that so?
00:18:05Well, then, where is he?
00:18:07Because I don't see him.
00:18:09Does anyone see him?
00:18:10Now, just like I thought, telling lies just like Mommy.
00:18:18That puts you on the naughty list.
00:18:21And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:18:26Hey.
00:18:27Mommy.
00:18:27Hey, are you okay?
00:18:30I see your hands.
00:18:31Oh, my God.
00:18:32I'm gonna take her in and get her packed stuff, okay?
00:18:34Come on, honey.
00:18:35Let's go.
00:18:37What the hell's the matter with you?
00:18:39How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:18:44Let me go.
00:18:45Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:18:50Let me go.
00:18:51Let me go.
00:18:57Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:19:12Max, you came.
00:19:14Don't worry, sweetie.
00:19:18Where's Piper?
00:19:20William Hitter.
00:19:21Mom, Dad, I'll take her inside.
00:19:23Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:19:26Well, well, well.
00:19:28If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:19:31That's right.
00:19:33Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:19:37Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:19:40It's an honor to meet you.
00:19:41I'm Max.
00:19:42Eva told us all about you.
00:19:44From New York.
00:19:45Polite.
00:19:45Handsome.
00:19:46Just like she said.
00:19:49Wow.
00:19:50He was an AI.
00:19:51See?
00:19:52He's real.
00:19:54And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:19:57You son of a bitch.
00:19:58You just ruined my suit.
00:20:00And watch the way that you drive that...
00:20:01That pristine automobile.
00:20:04That car?
00:20:05Oh, my God.
00:20:06That's worth more than a house.
00:20:09That car?
00:20:10It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:20:15Wait.
00:20:16Are you?
00:20:21Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:20:23And that's all he needs to know.
00:20:26I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:20:29You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:20:31You stole it.
00:20:32That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:20:34Jesus.
00:20:35How did you get away with it?
00:20:37That's what I want to know.
00:20:39Enough.
00:20:39Please.
00:20:42I trust my daughter.
00:20:44She would never marry a criminal.
00:20:45Max, be honest with me.
00:20:49Where did that car come from?
00:20:52How much did you want for it?
00:20:53I'll pay you more money than you'd make in three lifetimes.
00:20:57So, you need a breath, man.
00:21:02All right, that's it.
00:21:03I'm calling the cops.
00:21:04Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:07What?
00:21:08Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:21:10Oh, well, too late.
00:21:19Listen, hon, I believe you.
00:21:22But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:21:27Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:21:28It's my car, okay?
00:21:29It's not stolen.
00:21:30Yeah?
00:21:31If it's yours, then prove it.
00:21:34Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:21:37Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:21:38Okay.
00:21:39I'll prove that it's mine.
00:21:41But then you have to get lost.
00:21:42And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:21:45Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:21:48Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:21:50Loser!
00:21:51Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:21:56Jesus.
00:21:56Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:21:59It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:02Here.
00:22:03Title and proof of ownership.
00:22:09Mr. Harrison?
00:22:17Mr. Harrison?
00:22:21Mr. Harrison?
00:22:22Just play alone.
00:22:25Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:22:27Now get the fuck out of here.
00:22:28Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:22:30Yes, sir.
00:22:32I'm so sorry, sir.
00:22:34Please, let me just hear some apologies.
00:22:36Please.
00:22:46Oh, that William.
00:22:49What a jerk, huh?
00:22:50He fooled me.
00:22:51What can I say?
00:22:52Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:22:56Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:22:58Oh, come on, Eva.
00:22:59We were just looking out for you.
00:23:02Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:04You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:06Soon.
00:23:07Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:23:11A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:23:15We are family, aren't we?
00:23:17Family takes care of each other.
00:23:20If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:23:24Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:23:28Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:23:31Yeah.
00:23:32I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:23:35My daughter is just far too busy.
00:23:38We're your best life.
00:23:39My new son-in-law.
00:23:41Come on, guys, let's go in.
00:23:42Welcome to the family.
00:23:47Welcome.
00:23:48Come on in.
00:23:48Come on in.
00:23:52This is your fault, Pam.
00:23:54Pam, you can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:23:58My fault.
00:23:59You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:03Oh!
00:24:12Hey, how do you have that car?
00:24:14And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:24:16And how do you...
00:24:17I told you.
00:24:18I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:24:20I have a friend in high places.
00:24:22A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:24:27Yes.
00:24:28It's the season of giving.
00:24:30He knows people.
00:24:31Has connections.
00:24:33He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:24:35You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:24:37Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:24:38Capisce?
00:24:39Oh, my God.
00:24:39Just don't blow your cover.
00:24:43Dad!
00:24:43Mom!
00:24:44Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:24:47Oh, honey.
00:24:48We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:24:55I think they get it, huh?
00:24:58Uh, how's Piper?
00:25:00Oh, she's fine.
00:25:01One of you guys just gets settled in, and we will go check on her.
00:25:05And if your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:10Great.
00:25:10See you in a bit.
00:25:12Joey?
00:25:12What are you doing?
00:25:15Okay.
00:25:18Hey, was that not a, uh, breach of contract?
00:25:21Relax.
00:25:24It was just a hug.
00:25:26Ugh.
00:25:28We just got here, and I'm already exhausted.
00:25:31You'll be okay.
00:25:32It's just one week.
00:25:33Kill me now.
00:25:34Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:25:41What are you doing?
00:25:44That's weird.
00:25:45They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago, and...
00:25:48I don't know.
00:25:48Something just falls off.
00:25:49Come on.
00:25:50That's ridiculous.
00:25:52I mean, what do you want them to do?
00:25:54Make them promise to prove it?
00:25:58Later.
00:26:01Let's go.
00:26:06Here we go.
00:26:08Piper is all tucked in.
00:26:10Honey, everything looks amazing, and happy holidays.
00:26:13To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:26:16Oh.
00:26:17Welcome.
00:26:19Cheers.
00:26:19Thank you, Miss Smith.
00:26:21Looks great.
00:26:22Oh, just call me Mom, honey.
00:26:24I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:26:28But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:26:32Ooh.
00:26:33Oh, no.
00:26:34Mom's testing him.
00:26:35She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:26:36You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:26:40Ow.
00:26:43I'm just kidding.
00:26:43Ow.
00:26:43Ow.
00:26:44Eva, sweetie.
00:26:46Kicking my foot.
00:26:47Oh, sorry, Mom.
00:26:48I...
00:26:49Oh, jeez.
00:26:50Oh, jeez.
00:26:51What's your...
00:26:51It's okay.
00:26:53Look, Mom, of course he knows it's...
00:26:55I would like to hear Max say it.
00:26:56Twelve pumpkin pies.
00:27:11Did I hear this right?
00:27:12They're the best kind.
00:27:14Well, of course.
00:27:15It's pumpkin pie.
00:27:18See?
00:27:18Are you happy now?
00:27:20That's good, but something still falls off.
00:27:23Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:27:26We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:27:31But our marriage is real.
00:27:34I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:27:37Uh-huh.
00:27:38Now those are quality.
00:27:41Okay, well, then answer this.
00:27:44Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:47Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:27:50I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:27:55Well, um, it's...
00:27:57Silly face.
00:27:58Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:28:00Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:03Silly face.
00:28:05I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:07Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:10Blazers.
00:28:11It's nice.
00:28:13You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:28:16Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:28:19And I'm not just talking about William.
00:28:22I'll drink to that.
00:28:24Is that good with you there?
00:28:25So, come on, guys.
00:28:27Let's eat.
00:28:27And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:28:43I have another room set up for Piper.
00:28:46Nice and festive for you.
00:28:47No complications, right?
00:28:50Sorry, honey.
00:28:51Uh, mom, you know what?
00:28:52I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:28:54Oh, honey.
00:28:55Newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:28:59Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:01The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:02Something about water conservation.
00:29:05That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:0715 minutes?
00:29:09Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:10Just shower together.
00:29:13Shower together?
00:29:16Just shower together.
00:29:18Okay, you guys.
00:29:19Have a good night, okay?
00:29:24You heard her.
00:29:25Why are you stripping?
00:29:50Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:29:53Come on, we're wasting time.
00:29:54We have 15 minutes.
00:29:55Nice try.
00:29:56I am not showering with you.
00:29:58All right, suit yourself.
00:29:59All room for me in there.
00:30:01Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:19Come on, Max.
00:30:20Get out of the way.
00:30:22We agreed, nothing physical.
00:30:24You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:30:26Relax.
00:30:27I won't touch you.
00:30:29Unless you say you want me to.
00:30:33But that'll cost extra.
00:30:35Yeah.
00:30:35In your dreams.
00:30:44I'm here to join me.
00:30:47I'm here to join me.
00:30:47You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have any shower or water left.
00:31:10You wish.
00:31:11Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:12Why aren't you getting in?
00:31:13You pray you'll fall for me?
00:31:14It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:31:18Oh, yeah?
00:31:19Proof.
00:31:20Holy shit.
00:31:21Holy shit.
00:31:33Oh, this is, I'm, this is going to be harder than I thought.
00:31:40What?
00:31:41I'll say.
00:31:42What happened to all that cool guy caught dance?
00:31:44Still think you can lose it?
00:31:47Baby.
00:31:49I don't think I want you.
00:31:51Maybe we should.
00:32:02God, he's such a good kisser.
00:32:05Why does this feel so familiar?
00:32:08Oh, Marcel, exactly.
00:32:23Max, we cannot do this.
00:32:25What? I didn't mean to cross any-
00:32:28It's not you, Max. It's us. It's this. This is all an act. Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:32:34You're right.
00:32:37I'm sorry.
00:32:39I just don't need to be sorry, just-
00:32:49That birthmark.
00:32:55What is that?
00:32:57It's him, the man from New Year's. Is he Piper's father?
00:33:02Why are you acting?
00:33:08Oh, my God. Max is Piper's father.
00:33:12Are you okay?
00:33:14Yeah, I just, um, I just got lightheaded. I think I just need a few more minutes. Alone.
00:33:22Of course.
00:33:24We have a daughter together.
00:33:28Oh, my God. What do I do?
00:33:32I'm gonna sleep on the floor. You can take the bed.
00:33:40Thanks.
00:33:42Hey.
00:33:44Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:45Are you sure you're okay?
00:33:46Look, fake marriage aside, I'm your husband for the next few days. So if there's something you need, I can help. I wanna help.
00:33:54He's Piper's father. He has a right to know. Um, Max, how would you feel if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:06A child? No, no, no. That's impossible. I'm very careful. Mostly.
00:34:18I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around. Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:34:26Right. He wouldn't want a kid tying him down. I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:34:33Why do you ask?
00:34:35No reason. Just, just curious.
00:34:38No, I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:34:41What? No.
00:34:44Well, then, can I ask you a question?
00:34:47Shoot.
00:34:49Where did you get these? And how did you know my exact size?
00:34:57I did not get those. I don't know where those came from.
00:35:01Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:06Give me the best. Give me the best.
00:35:10Oh, Eva. The truth is, is that I...
00:35:27Go, go, go, go, go. Just a second. Come in.
00:35:32Hey, hon. Oh! Sorry for interrupting, but Piper is asking for a bedtime story before I talk around.
00:35:39Think you could take this one, Dad? We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:35:43I can see that.
00:35:45Well, why don't I read it to her? I mean, if you don't, if you don't mind.
00:35:49Well, that a boy. You know what? Just put a shirt on. I'm gonna go get her.
00:35:54Piper! Here comes Grandpa!
00:35:59He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle, and away they all flew, like the down of a thistle.
00:36:06But I heard him exclaim, as he drove out of sight,
00:36:10Merry Christmas to all, and to all, a good night.
00:36:15If Piper knew he was her real dad, she'd be over the moon.
00:36:21Good night, Piper.
00:36:27Is her dad still around?
00:36:29Yeah, but he doesn't know it, because you're her dad.
00:36:33Uh, no.
00:36:34That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:36:43Do you really think so?
00:36:45From the bottom of my heart.
00:36:47Maybe I should tell him. He deserves to know.
00:36:50No.
00:36:56Max.
00:37:00You're Piper's father.
00:37:09I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:11Where's Piper?
00:37:34Where's Piper?
00:37:36She must have snuck off while we were asleep.
00:37:55God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:04Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:08Not on my watch.
00:38:13Yeah, this. I remember this.
00:38:26Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:38:29How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:38:32Good morning, Ms. Smith. It was great.
00:38:35Wonderful.
00:38:36Well, it's about to get even better.
00:38:40Oh, no.
00:38:41What is that?
00:38:42Sardines and Saltines.
00:38:44It's a Smith family classic.
00:38:46It was my Graham Graham's favorite during wartime.
00:38:48Don't be shy. Go ahead and grab a handful.
00:38:52Max, you don't have to.
00:38:53No, no, it's okay.
00:38:55It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:02Good?
00:39:03Mmm.
00:39:04Good?
00:39:05It's scrunchy.
00:39:06Well, you two better get dressed. You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:11Could I, um...
00:39:12Could I have some water, please?
00:39:13That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda in her brood this year.
00:39:14What's the deal with them?
00:39:15Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:19Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:39:20Well, you two better get dressed. You gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:39:27Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:39:30That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:39:34What's the deal with them?
00:39:35Every year, Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:39:38Says Piper's a fatherless brat, and I'm...
00:39:42Hey, don't worry. I'll protect you and Piper.
00:39:46Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:39:52Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:06Wait, that earring.
00:40:08Wait, that earring.
00:40:11You like it?
00:40:13I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:40:15Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:40:18I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:40:24Right. It's just a common earring. Anyone can have it.
00:40:28Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:40:30She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:40:34So Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:40:38But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:40:40What kind of man could she possibly have landed? An aging single mom. Slim pickings.
00:40:49I heard he's in waste management.
00:40:52That explains it. She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:40:55Oh, please, Miranda. Ava is your niece.
00:40:59Oh, come on, Grandpa. Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:05Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:07Exactly. Not like my Sierra. Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:12Oh, they're here.
00:41:16Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:22Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:41:24Merry Christmas.
00:41:26You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:41:28I am.
00:41:30I'm Ava's husband, Max.
00:41:32Pleasure to meet you. Welcome.
00:41:33You're Ava's husband.
00:41:35But you're gorgeous.
00:41:39But not as handsome as you.
00:41:42Look at you two. You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:41:45Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:41:47This is from Max and I.
00:41:50Oh, my goodness. Thank you, Ava.
00:41:52Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:41:54Oops. Oh, my bad.
00:41:56Ooh, a homemade gift.
00:41:59How thrifty.
00:42:00Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:03Mommy's right, you mean a little hack.
00:42:05You little.
00:42:07You will not lay a hand on my daughter, or you will lose yours.
00:42:12Oh, I think you broke my wrist.
00:42:16Look what you just did to my mother.
00:42:18My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:42:21He could ruin your life.
00:42:30Mommy, are you okay?
00:42:32I'm fine. I'm just wet, huh?
00:42:34Yeah.
00:42:35It's okay. It's okay.
00:42:37It's okay.
00:42:39What are you?
00:42:41Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:42:44Did you just slap me?
00:42:46Next time it'll be a closed fist.
00:42:47You're a fucking psycho.
00:42:49You know what, Sierra?
00:42:50I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:42:53Her family. She needs me.
00:42:55You okay, honey?
00:42:57Do I look okay to you, dumbass? Do something.
00:42:59You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:01I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:03Oh, wow.
00:43:04I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:09Look, you don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:12I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:15Oh, wow.
00:43:16I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:43:21Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:43:25Let's call him.
00:43:26I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:43:29Please, who do you think you are?
00:43:32Enough!
00:43:35There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:43:38Fine, Dad.
00:43:40Let it go, Nathan.
00:43:42They're just jealous.
00:43:44For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:43:47I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:43:50I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:43:54Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:43:55Alright, that's enough.
00:43:57Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:43:59Is this a joke?
00:44:01Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:02Hold it.
00:44:03Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:04My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:05My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:06My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:07My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:08My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:09King crab, fresh from Alaska.
00:44:10My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:11My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:16King crab, fresh from Alaska, fresh from Alaska.
00:44:21And grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:23Three times the price.
00:44:24Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:26My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:32My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:35King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:44:40Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:44:44And you don't get a single bite.
00:44:46It's just petty.
00:44:48Maybe so.
00:44:49But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:44:53Fine.
00:44:54Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:44:57Come on, let's go.
00:44:58No, no.
00:44:59Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:02Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:05I know, dear.
00:45:06I just want to have our family together.
00:45:08Fine.
00:45:09We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:12Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:14What was that?
00:45:18I just want to have our family together.
00:45:21Fine.
00:45:22We'll stay.
00:45:24Can I have a little navel?
00:45:26It's okay, sweetie.
00:45:27We'll get something right after.
00:45:29Like drive-through?
00:45:31I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:45:33That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:45:38No strays.
00:45:39Ow.
00:45:40Sweetie, are you okay?
00:45:41Yes, please.
00:45:42You hit my child.
00:45:44You're fucking crazy.
00:45:45Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:45:53Don't worry, baby.
00:45:54I'll handle it.
00:45:55I don't know.
00:45:56I paid for this feast.
00:45:57King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:46:03Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:46:07And you don't get a single bite.
00:46:09It's just petty.
00:46:10Maybe so.
00:46:11But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:46:15Fine.
00:46:17Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:46:19Come on, let's go.
00:46:20No, no.
00:46:21Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:46:24Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:46:27I know, dear.
00:46:28I just want to have our family together.
00:46:30Fine.
00:46:31We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:46:34Better a stray than a bitch.
00:46:36What was that?
00:46:41I just want to have our family together.
00:46:44Fine.
00:46:45We'll stay.
00:46:46Can I have a little apple?
00:46:48It's okay, sweetie.
00:46:50We'll get something right after.
00:46:52Like drive-through?
00:46:54I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:46:56That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:47:01No strays.
00:47:02Ow.
00:47:03Please, sweetie, are you okay?
00:47:04Yes, please.
00:47:05You hit my child.
00:47:07You're fucking crazy!
00:47:08Well, if you'd teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:47:16Don't worry, baby.
00:47:17I'll handle it.
00:47:21Don't worry, baby.
00:47:22I'll handle it.
00:47:26Piper.
00:47:27Sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:47:34Okay, sweetheart.
00:47:35Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:47:37As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:47:40Actually, I do.
00:47:42He's such a liar.
00:47:44This ought to be hilarious.
00:47:46Oh, it will be.
00:47:49Sam!
00:47:51Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:54I'm already on my way.
00:48:00Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:48:02I'm already on my way.
00:48:05You hear this guy?
00:48:06He wants the best king crab in the world.
00:48:09From Antarctica.
00:48:11Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:48:13His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:48:16Max, what are you doing?
00:48:18What are you doing?
00:48:19Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:48:20Santa's already on his way.
00:48:22Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:48:32A helicopter?
00:48:33There's no way.
00:48:36How did you pull this off?
00:48:37Sam is like family.
00:48:38I thought I'd introduce you too.
00:48:39Thanks, boss.
00:48:40Boss?
00:48:41Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:48:42Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:48:44Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:48:46I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:48:47You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:48:48Uh-huh.
00:48:49Come on.
00:48:50You can stop kidding around.
00:48:51I'm the CEO of Harrison Group.
00:48:53I'm the CEO of Harrison Group.
00:48:54Mm-hmm.
00:48:55Come on.
00:48:56You can stop kidding around.
00:48:58I'm the CEO of Harrison Group.
00:48:59I'm the CEO of Harrison Group.
00:49:00How did you pull this off?
00:49:01How did you pull this off?
00:49:02Sam is like family.
00:49:03I thought I'd introduce you too.
00:49:04Thanks, boss.
00:49:05Boss?
00:49:06Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:49:07Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:49:08Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:49:09I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:49:10You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:49:11Mm-hmm.
00:49:12Come on.
00:49:13You can stop kidding around.
00:49:16If you were the CEO, why would you be here pretending to be my husband?
00:49:20No, I actually am the CEO.
00:49:22Come on.
00:49:23You can stop the charade.
00:49:24Okay?
00:49:25This is just another favor from that bigwig friend, isn't it?
00:49:27Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:49:30Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:49:43How is this possible?
00:49:46This loser brings Antarctic king crab and has his own personal chef?
00:49:52Who are you?
00:49:54I told you.
00:49:55I'm Eva's husband.
00:49:56That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:49:59Wait.
00:50:00No.
00:50:01Hold on.
00:50:02You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:50:05You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:50:09Hmm.
00:50:10Some of the small ones.
00:50:12I mean, you know that.
00:50:14You work for me.
00:50:15Oh, God.
00:50:16I insulted my own boss.
00:50:18I'm finished.
00:50:24Oh, God.
00:50:25I insulted my own boss.
00:50:27I'm finished.
00:50:28Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:50:31Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:50:33Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:50:35For tonight, your fee stands.
00:50:37And with that, your career.
00:50:40You're fired.
00:50:41Fired?
00:50:42Sam.
00:50:47Fired?
00:50:48Oh, God.
00:50:49I can't be fired.
00:50:51What?
00:50:53Mr. Harrison, please.
00:50:54You can have as much crab as you want.
00:50:56Please, Mr. Harrison, I'll do anything.
00:50:59Guys, take out the trash.
00:51:07And you.
00:51:08Oh, me?
00:51:10Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:51:12That was a Christmas joke.
00:51:13A family tradition.
00:51:15Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:51:18Sam.
00:51:23Will you do me the honors?
00:51:24Gladly.
00:51:30Merry Christmas, Aunt Maria.
00:51:35Father, do something.
00:51:37Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:51:39I'm leaving.
00:51:41Mmm.
00:51:42Pumpkin, my favorite.
00:51:43Come on, sweetie.
00:51:44Daddy had the scrapped line just for you.
00:51:46Eat as much as you want.
00:51:47Thanks, Daddy.
00:51:48I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:51:49I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:51:50Honestly?
00:51:51This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:51:54Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:51:56Just like this.
00:51:57Does he really mean that?
00:51:58Or is he just playing the part?
00:51:59I can't tell.
00:52:00And that terrifies me.
00:52:01Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:52:02I brought you a gift.
00:52:03Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:52:04Oh.
00:52:06This is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:52:08Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:52:10Just like this.
00:52:12Does he really mean that?
00:52:14Or is he just playing the part?
00:52:15I can't tell.
00:52:17And that terrifies me.
00:52:23Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:52:25I brought you a gift.
00:52:26Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:52:28Oh, this is wonderful.
00:52:37Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:52:40Tell me everything.
00:52:42Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:52:48Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:52:51A high school dropout?
00:52:53In the Harrison family?
00:52:56Not a chance.
00:52:58Oh, she is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:53:04Maximus seems to like her.
00:53:05Silence.
00:53:06Get me the address where she works.
00:53:08It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:53:10That's nice.
00:53:11We own that one.
00:53:13Good work.
00:53:14But take off that stupid hat.
00:53:26Thanks.
00:53:26So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:53:33Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:53:35And how about you?
00:53:40Me?
00:53:41Yeah.
00:53:43Are you happy with your new husband?
00:53:48Eva.
00:53:49Eva.
00:53:49Eva.
00:53:49Eva.
00:53:49Eva.
00:53:49Eva.
00:53:49Eva.
00:53:49Eva.
00:53:50Eva.
00:53:50Eva.
00:53:51Eva.
00:53:51Eva.
00:53:52Eva.
00:53:53Eva.
00:53:54Eva.
00:53:55pilon.
00:53:56Eva cuandoெlob.
00:53:59That birthmark.
00:54:01Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:54:08Max, miss, there's so much we don't know, so much we're not telling each other.
00:54:12Uh, no feelings, no complications, that's what we agreed upon.
00:54:17Hey, I didn't sign a contract.
00:54:20Max.
00:54:21Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:54:24It's cold.
00:54:26Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:54:29Max.
00:54:32Something important.
00:54:33What's gotten into her?
00:54:36Is she hiding something?
00:54:37Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:54:41I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:54:42Oh, Piper is...
00:54:47Piper is...
00:54:50Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:54:54Sweetie.
00:54:54Oh, my gosh.
00:54:55It's all swollen.
00:54:56Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:54:59Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:55:00Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:55:04Come on, Piper.
00:55:08Okay, let me see.
00:55:12I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:55:17But that's not true.
00:55:18You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:55:22Uh...
00:55:22Daddy!
00:55:23No!
00:55:25Well...
00:55:29Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:55:36Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:55:40Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:55:42Really?
00:55:43Please stay, Daddy.
00:55:47You think it was Scar?
00:55:51Hmm.
00:55:53I wouldn't worry about it.
00:55:55Scars make you look like a badass.
00:55:57I have one, too.
00:55:59Dad.
00:56:00I got that when I was about your age.
00:56:03Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:56:06Really?
00:56:06No way.
00:56:07No.
00:56:08It was actually a cactus.
00:56:10But it's still cool.
00:56:11I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:56:18Piper, how long have you had that?
00:56:21My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:56:28And how old are you?
00:56:30Six.
00:56:31Six?
00:56:31That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:56:35Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:56:37Eva, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:56:38What do I even say?
00:56:42What do I even say?
00:56:43And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:56:45Sorry, honey.
00:56:46This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:56:50Um, yeah.
00:56:52Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:56:56Eva.
00:57:01Okay, look.
00:57:05Piper is...
00:57:06Go on.
00:57:11Ah, must be an emergency.
00:57:20Excuse me.
00:57:22Sorry.
00:57:22I'll take this.
00:57:23Mommy, are you okay?
00:57:31Yeah.
00:57:33Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:57:36I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:57:38Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:57:44I'm telling you, Max, that woman is manipulating you.
00:57:48She's a high school dropout.
00:57:49Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:57:52And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:57:54I'm Eva's husband.
00:57:56Max, that man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:58:04I'm sorry, Max.
00:58:06You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:58:08Your mother would take her away.
00:58:09After Christmas, it's over.
00:58:13Eva?
00:58:15Maximus?
00:58:16Are you even listening to me?
00:58:18No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:58:20I'm sorry, okay?
00:58:21Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:58:23I'm not leaving her.
00:58:26Eva?
00:58:33I'm sorry.
00:58:34This is for you, Grandma.
00:58:44Oh, wow.
00:58:46That's so cool.
00:58:47What did you mean?
00:58:49Derek, this is from Eva.
00:58:51Oh, thank you so much.
00:58:53Thanks, guys.
00:58:55I'll glide through here.
00:58:58Got it.
00:58:58Oh.
00:58:59Wow.
00:59:00Damn, these are nice.
00:59:02Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:59:10Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:59:12It's in the other room by the train set.
00:59:14Here, I'll go with you.
00:59:15Remember the song that we sang?
00:59:16Ready?
00:59:17Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:59:20What do we got, guys?
00:59:20Walking home from our house.
00:59:22Christmas Eve.
00:59:27You never told me.
00:59:31Have we met before?
00:59:36Have we met before?
00:59:37She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:59:44I don't know what you're getting at.
00:59:47Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:59:58I don't know what you're talking about.
00:59:59Lots of people have birthmarks.
01:00:00They're very common.
01:00:02I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child,
01:00:05no matter how I feel about him.
01:00:07Maybe.
01:00:12Are you okay?
01:00:15Are the clogs a bad idea?
01:00:18No.
01:00:20I'm fine.
01:00:22Um.
01:00:23Oh, I almost forgot.
01:00:27I got you this.
01:00:29You got me a gift, too?
01:00:30Tis the season.
01:00:32Open it.
01:00:37Gloves.
01:00:39Gloves.
01:00:40Did you make these?
01:00:41Yeah.
01:00:41I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
01:00:44You've already done so much for me, I just wanted to do a little something for you.
01:00:46How did I feel?
01:00:47Warm, right?
01:00:48Yeah.
01:00:49Warm.
01:00:50Warm.
01:00:51Warm.
01:00:52Warm.
01:00:53Warm.
01:00:54Warm.
01:00:55Warm.
01:00:56Soft.
01:00:57Perfect.
01:00:58Perfect.
01:00:59Thank you, Eva.
01:01:01Thank you, Eva.
01:01:02I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:01:03Really?
01:01:05You've already done so much for me, I just want to do a little something for you.
01:01:10How did I feel?
01:01:12Warm, right?
01:01:13Yeah.
01:01:15Warm.
01:01:17Soft.
01:01:20Perfect.
01:01:25Thank you, Eva.
01:01:27I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:01:31Really?
01:01:33Yeah, my mom.
01:01:34She partied all the time, and I got gifts, plenty of them, but I don't think she ever
01:01:40bought one herself.
01:01:43Nothing personal.
01:01:45Well, you deserve it.
01:01:47You're a good guy, and someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases
01:01:56with.
01:01:57What if that day's today?
01:01:58What if I already found someone special?
01:02:06Right here.
01:02:07Max, we can't...
01:02:19Max, we can't...
01:02:33If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:02:37I don't want you to stop.
01:02:50No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:02:54I don't want you.
01:03:07No matter how many years pass, God, you are trying to be fucking insane.
01:03:20Piper!
01:03:22Piper!
01:03:32Piper?
01:03:34She can't see us.
01:03:50Eva?
01:03:58Grandma, I'm up here!
01:04:12That was way too close.
01:04:14Yeah. We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:04:20Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:04:26Can I still unwrap my present?
01:04:30You still haven't given me mine.
01:04:36Let me give it to you.
01:04:50I don't know.
01:04:52I don't know.
01:04:54I don't know.
01:04:56I don't know.
01:04:58I don't know.
01:05:00I don't know.
01:05:02I don't know.
01:05:04I don't know.
01:05:06I don't know.
01:05:08I don't know.
01:05:14I don't know.
01:05:16I don't know.
01:05:18I don't know.
01:05:20I don't know.
01:05:22Oh, Eva Smith.
01:05:24I'm Max's mother.
01:05:25Name your price.
01:05:26What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:05:28What?
01:05:30We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:05:34Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:05:38My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:05:42Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:05:46So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:05:48But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:05:54Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:06:00You okay?
01:06:04Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:06:08So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:06:12What are you talking about?
01:06:14It's over.
01:06:15It's not that hard to understand.
01:06:20Eva, wait!
01:06:24So last night meant nothing to you?
01:06:31Well, Max, it's not real.
01:06:34None of it was real.
01:06:35So, this is just a goodbye?
01:06:39Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:06:42Look.
01:06:44Last night...
01:06:47I let my guard down.
01:06:49But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:06:51And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:06:54Just tell me what you need.
01:06:56I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:07:01Just say the word.
01:07:02You don't get it.
01:07:03You don't get it.
01:07:04You don't get it.
01:07:05You don't get it.
01:07:06I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:07:07You don't get it.
01:07:08You don't get it.
01:07:09You don't get it.
01:07:18I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:07:20I won't give up on this.
01:07:21Are we here?
01:07:22Yes.
01:07:23As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:07:24Piper.
01:07:25Piper.
01:07:26Sweetie, wake up.
01:07:27We're home.
01:07:28Piper.
01:07:29We're home.
01:07:30Uh-uh.
01:07:31Uh-uh.
01:07:32Uh-uh.
01:07:33Uh-uh.
01:07:34Uh-uh.
01:07:35Uh-uh.
01:07:36Uh-uh.
01:07:37Uh-uh.
01:07:38Uh-uh.
01:07:39Uh-uh.
01:07:40Uh-uh.
01:07:41Uh-uh.
01:07:42Are we here?
01:07:43Yes.
01:07:44As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:07:48Piper.
01:07:49Sweetie, wake up.
01:07:50We're home.
01:07:51Uh-uh.
01:07:52Uh-uh.
01:07:53Uh-uh.
01:07:54Uh-uh.
01:07:55Uh-uh.
01:07:56Uh-uh.
01:07:57How can she just walk away?
01:08:07Don't forget, you have to meet my mom.
01:08:09It's part of the agreement, too.
01:08:11Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:08:14Hey, you promised.
01:08:16Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:08:18Can you do this for me, please?
01:08:22All right, fine.
01:08:23When?
01:08:24Two days.
01:08:26I'll come pick you up.
01:08:28No need.
01:08:29Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:08:37I know you and Mommy thought, but she still really likes you, so don't give up, okay, Daddy?
01:08:44Thank you, sweetie.
01:08:45If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:08:49I always fight for the ones I love.
01:09:00Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:09:13Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:09:15Boss?
01:09:17Boss?
01:09:21Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry.
01:09:24I need to go back to my family.
01:09:27Family?
01:09:28Boss, you okay?
01:09:28Never better.
01:09:32Go get her, Max.
01:09:36Give it to your best smile.
01:09:38Ah, there he is.
01:09:41Maximus, darling.
01:09:43I have some prospects for you.
01:09:45Nice high society girls from the city.
01:09:50Oh.
01:09:53I told you.
01:09:54I already found the woman I love.
01:09:55Maximus, stop this.
01:10:05That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:10:08Tell me what kind of woman you want and I'll find you another.
01:10:12You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:10:15No, I'm not.
01:10:18Oh.
01:10:18I work in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:10:23I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:10:25What?
01:10:28What?
01:10:41Ah, that's her.
01:10:44The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:10:46Hi, welcome in.
01:10:50Can I help you find something?
01:10:52I want to try those.
01:10:56Awesome.
01:10:57I'll get them for you right away.
01:10:59Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:11:02No, no, no.
01:11:07I know what I want.
01:11:08Size seven.
01:11:11Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:11:15Come on.
01:11:15She wants the white shoes.
01:11:22Ignore her.
01:11:23She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:11:25Here, let me help you.
01:11:26Come on.
01:11:26She seems kind.
01:11:37I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:11:40She's just doing her job.
01:11:43How do they feel?
01:11:44Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:11:48I think I need a size up.
01:11:50Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:11:55Right away.
01:11:56I'll be right back.
01:11:58She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:12:00Was I wrong about her?
01:12:16Are you glooming the heel back on?
01:12:20Well, who gives a shit?
01:12:22She can't walk.
01:12:26That's just pure evil.
01:12:30Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:12:33She's in a wheelchair.
01:12:35Who cares?
01:12:36It's the last pair.
01:12:38I get paid commission.
01:12:39I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:12:50This is your whole problem.
01:12:52This is why you'll always be broke.
01:12:56I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:12:59I'm not selling her junk.
01:13:00She has to deal with people like this.
01:13:04People who insult her all day.
01:13:07I'm your manager.
01:13:12Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:13:16Did I stutter?
01:13:27You don't have to fire me.
01:13:31I quit.
01:13:32I quit.
01:13:32I don't work here anymore.
01:13:40Listen, don't buy the shoes.
01:13:43They're broken.
01:13:44Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:13:45You're a good person after all.
01:13:49Looks like I misjudged you.
01:13:52I'm sorry?
01:13:54Why are you still here, Eva?
01:13:57Get out.
01:14:03You're not disabled?
01:14:05Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:14:09Absolutely shameful.
01:14:12Who are you?
01:14:13I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group
01:14:17and the owner of the store.
01:14:19You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO?
01:14:24I am.
01:14:25And you, my dear, are fired.
01:14:29What did I do?
01:14:32You are a good person.
01:14:35From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:14:41Are you serious?
01:14:45That's right.
01:14:46Don't be nervous, child.
01:14:49You are professional, responsible,
01:14:52far better than that two-bit manager.
01:14:58You.
01:14:59Out.
01:15:00I'll leave.
01:15:04I'm leaving.
01:15:07I, I, I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:15:11No, don't worry.
01:15:13You're getting a promotion.
01:15:16You deserve it, my dear.
01:15:20First assignment.
01:15:22I want that row and that row and the entire display case.
01:15:28Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:15:31Okay.
01:15:33Yeah.
01:15:33Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:15:38I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:15:47She's the mother of a CEO.
01:15:49Of course she lives like this.
01:15:51Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery.
01:16:07Max?
01:16:08Eva.
01:16:08What are you doing here?
01:16:11I, uh...
01:16:13There you are, Eva.
01:16:16Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:16:19My new daughter-in-law.
01:16:22What are you talking...
01:16:23That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:16:31Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:16:33Stop.
01:16:35And you, you lied to me at the store.
01:16:39You were both just testing me?
01:16:41Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:16:43I'm sorry, Eva.
01:16:44I thought you might be using my son just after his money, but I was wrong.
01:16:50Eva, please.
01:16:50I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:16:52Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:16:56How could you think that of me?
01:16:58It's not like that, dear.
01:17:00Eva, what are you talking about?
01:17:03Mom, what did you do?
01:17:05I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:17:08We're not together.
01:17:10And I can't love something that was never real.
01:17:16I made a horrible mistake.
01:17:19What are you waiting for, son?
01:17:21Go after her.
01:17:22Eva, let me go.
01:17:28I swear, it's not what you think.
01:17:29But we come from two completely different worlds.
01:17:31Stop pretending like you care.
01:17:32I'm not pretending.
01:17:34Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:17:36And everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:17:44Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:17:48Max, you came.
01:17:50God, you weren't driving me fucking insane.
01:17:54I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:17:58Just say the word.
01:18:02See?
01:18:03Stop fighting.
01:18:08We belong together.
01:18:10You're wrong.
01:18:12Wrong about what?
01:18:14That you care?
01:18:16Or we belong together?
01:18:17Look, I already told you.
01:18:19We're from two completely different worlds.
01:18:21Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:18:24I want a fake divorce from my fake husband.
01:18:30Eva.
01:18:34Eva!
01:18:36I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:18:38Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:18:47Ow!
01:18:49Are you okay, Mommy?
01:18:51Yeah, sweetie, I'm fine.
01:18:53Come here.
01:18:54No, you're not fine.
01:19:03You're sad.
01:19:06I'm okay, sweetie.
01:19:09I miss Daddy, too.
01:19:14I want Max to be my real Daddy.
01:19:19Don't you want to be with him?
01:19:22Love bug.
01:19:24You're right.
01:19:26What am I doing?
01:19:27Running like a coward?
01:19:30I've always taught you to be brave.
01:19:33Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:19:36I believe in you.
01:19:37What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:19:39I know exactly what to say to him.
01:19:41I know exactly what to say to him.
01:19:45Maximus deserves to know.
01:19:47Piper is his daughter.
01:19:48Enough sulking.
01:19:56Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:20:00Don't you think I want to?
01:20:02She doesn't want me.
01:20:04I didn't raise you to give up.
01:20:06Your daughter is still out there.
01:20:07You can't abandon her.
01:20:09Mom, you don't get it.
01:20:11I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:20:14And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:20:18What are you talking about?
01:20:20I already ran a DNA test.
01:20:23Piper is your daughter.
01:20:25What?
01:20:26See for yourself.
01:20:34I was right.
01:20:35Seven years ago.
01:20:37New Year's, that woman was Eva.
01:20:49Eva?
01:20:51Hey.
01:20:53Daddy!
01:20:54Daddy!
01:20:56Daddy!
01:20:57Piper!
01:20:59Oh.
01:21:00I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:21:08You came back.
01:21:11I, uh...
01:21:13Don't forget to re-break, Mommy.
01:21:22I, uh...
01:21:23I was scared.
01:21:25But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:21:28Because what we have is real, and it's worth fighting for.
01:21:33Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:21:36I have something to tell you, too.
01:21:40Piper is your daughter.
01:21:41Piper is your daughter.
01:21:42You knew.
01:21:44My sweet granddaughter.
01:21:46Mama!
01:21:46I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:21:52But you've known this whole time?
01:21:54I was scared.
01:21:56Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:21:58I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:22:01How could you not know how I felt?
01:22:03I love you, Eva.
01:22:18I love you, too.
01:22:20I promise.
01:22:21For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:22:23As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:22:38Will you marry me, Eva?
01:22:41For real this time?
01:22:42Yes.
01:22:44Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:22:46Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:23:05I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:23:12Who's that?
01:23:15Eva!
01:23:16Take me back!
01:23:20I'm sorry!
01:23:21I'm sorry!
01:23:22You're tired!
01:23:25Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:23:28Again.
01:23:31No?
01:23:32Not funny?
01:23:33No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
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