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00:00Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:02So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:04These simple lines be good for your health
00:06Keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
00:08Live love life like you just don't care
00:10Live love life like you just don't care
00:12I believe it's never scared
00:14Rain and noise is the moment they fear
00:16Get up, you still appear from my dead
00:18Get up, throw your hands in the air
00:20Get up, it's shit in the air
00:22Get up, get up, get up, get up
00:26Get up, get up, get up, get up
00:28Finish wrapping the presents, sit back on the couch
00:36Then realise you forgot to buy batteries
00:38It's Christmas Eve and it's time for the last leg
00:42Tonight on the show
00:44We look at a prediction of Christmas future
00:46Look back on Christmas past
00:48And take a sneaky look at our Christmas present
00:52Plus we'll be joined by presenter Alison Hammond
00:54Comedian Harry Hill and music legend Rick Astley
00:56On the show that's always a Christmas die-hard
01:08G'day, I'm Adam Hills
01:10Welcome to The Last Leg, the show that wonders
01:12If King Charles' speech is going to get one less viewer this year
01:14With me as always of the pride of Huddersfield, Alex Brooker
01:16And the man who turned on the Christmas lights in Exeter this year
01:20But only in his own house, Josh Whittacombe
01:22Happy Christmas Eve everybody
01:24Every year we dress up there's something ridiculous for Christmas
01:26I of course am Tom Hanks from the Polar Express
01:28There you go
01:30Thank you
01:32Yeah, it's not bad
01:42Yeah, you're such a fan of the film
01:44That you've called the character Tom Hanks
01:48You look like you're about to strip
01:52That is a different type of Polar Express
01:58I went with Polar Express because it's my favourite Tom Hanks film
02:03Yeah
02:04Actually it's my second favourite but Philadelphia didn't feel appropriate
02:08Josh
02:09Merry Christmas
02:10Josh would you like to explain who you're dressed as?
02:13Oh, I didn't get the memo, I didn't know it was fancy dress
02:16No, I've come as, I'll stand up for this
02:21I've come as Francis Rossi from the Band Aid video
02:25Amazing
02:29I'm not saying I've run out of ideas
02:32But I look like Michael Portillo
02:36You look like someone who's been caught at Heathrow trying to smuggle in illegal reptiles
02:41Well, I've certainly got a snake in these tight trousers
02:50Alex, do you want to explain what's going on there?
02:52Yeah, I'm Tim Allen in the Santa Claus
02:54Santa's just fallen off my roof and I've just put the jacket on
02:57So, yeah, and also I'll tell you what
02:59It's comfy in it, I'll tell you what
03:01Your snake will be alright in these pyjama bottoms, mate, honestly
03:04This is the comfiest I've ever been
03:06I'm not going to say you've not gone to much effort
03:08But compared to the two of us
03:09Wearing literally slippers, pyjamas and just you've put on a Santa
03:13Yeah, I know
03:14I think these are comfy slippers
03:16I can only feel the one
03:18But I think...
03:21Alright, the big story of course is Christmas
03:25It's the story Alex has been most excited about all year
03:28So let's start with this
03:29Is it okay that Alex interrupted a last leg meeting this year to have his Christmas tree delivered?
03:35Okay, is it okay he did that in October?
03:42Well here's another is it okay for you
03:44Is it okay that it's a 13-foot tree?
03:47That is... I know, that's 12 more feet than Alex has
03:50Let's see... here's a photo of it arriving
03:57Just so you know, Alex took the tree out
03:59And then once that was done, Alex's wife put all her belongings in there and there
04:06Here's the photo of the tree once it was up and running
04:09Dude, it's so...
04:11Fucking hell!
04:12It looks like, you know those North Korean marches where they have the missiles?
04:17Honestly, it's so big that's an actual star on top of it
04:22Is it a real tree? It's not a real tree
04:24Oh no, no, no, no
04:25No, so even your Christmas tree is prosthetic
04:27Look, knowing how much you love Christmas, I would imagine the ads you get on your phone are different to the ads I get on my phone
04:41Oh mate, I mean the algorithm on Instagram
04:44I start getting loads of these like Christmas, like Larry Christmas suits and outfits
04:49Right
04:50Maybe because I was talking about Christmas jumpers
04:52That's all my algorithm is just Christmas suits
04:54Yeah, we've got some of the garish images Alex has been getting
04:56Check these out
04:57The thing with it is, you two complain a lot, you know, about your disabilities
05:02But that guy in the suit, he hasn't got a head
05:07It looks like...
05:09I'd say that's far...
05:11At the Paralympics, you're in the toughest category
05:15Especially if it's a dead heat in the sprinting
05:21The suit, I love the suit, it looks like the kind of suit Santa would wear to court
05:25You know what I mean? Like if Santa turned up in the Epstein files
05:31Oh no, Santa's not, obviously Santa's not in the Epstein files
05:35Obviously, because we all know Santa makes the list and checks it twice
05:38I reckon, pausing for an edit
05:50I think nothing says Christmas Eve more than Philadelphia and the Epstein files
05:55I reckon if you can encapsulate Alex's algorithm into one image, it would be this
06:00Declan Rice dressed as Santa drinking a Frosé with Big John
06:06That is... That's Alex's...
06:09I'm assuming that's your default setting when you blank out during an Easter
06:13Is it true you want a dash cam for Christmas?
06:15Yeah, I do, I genuinely do
06:18I've got banged into dash cam footage
06:21That's the other thing my algorithm is jumping up
06:23What do you mean?
06:24So like, I've got really into like, watching these videos
06:27Of like, just people having near misses
06:29But the one I've been getting into most
06:31Is a geezer called Big Jobber
06:33Who basically... What? What? What?
06:34His name's Big Jobber
06:35And basically what he does is...
06:36I'm going to say it, Hillsy
06:37When Brooker searched Big Jobber
06:38He wasn't looking for a dash cam footage
06:43He assesses like, the insurance library
06:47Who's at fault for the crash
06:49Based on the dash cam footage
06:51Are you okay?
06:53I think I'm having like, the most boring midlife crisis of all time
06:57But yeah, I really want a dash cam
06:59We've got a very special treat for Alex tonight
07:01So we've been following Santa on his radar tonight
07:04Oh, okay
07:05So, we're going to check in to see where he is right now
07:06Have a look at this on the map
07:08He...
07:09Now, that seems to be Huddersfield
07:11Which is where you live, Alex
07:12Yeah
07:13He seems to be stuck there
07:15Let's go to Santa's dash cam
07:16Or as he calls it, dasher cam
07:19To see what's happening
07:25What arsehole put up a 12 foot 3?
07:28I hope they don't breathalise me
07:30I've had 83 million cherries
07:31Here's your froze machine, you prick
07:32Now, one AI generator reimagined Santa over the decades
07:45Showing how, and this is a quote
07:46Beloved figures can evolve alongside society's progress
07:50Here is its revealing timeline of Santas
07:53Let's go through them one by one
07:54Here's 1960 Santa
07:55Textbook
07:56Classic
07:57Classic Santa
07:58Coca-Cola Santa
07:59No issue with that
08:00Yep
08:011970s Santa
08:02Ooh
08:04I've...
08:05I'm not letting my kids sit on his knee
08:07Let's look at 1980s Santa
08:11Wow
08:12He's been lifting his sack at eight
08:15It's no wonder mummy was kissing Santa Claus
08:17Look at that guy
08:18I mean, that'll leave her Saint Nicholas
08:20LAUGHTER
08:21LAUGHTER
08:22LAUGHTER
08:23LAUGHTER
08:24LAUGHTER
08:25LAUGHTER
08:26Did somebody just go, oh dear?
08:29LAUGHTER
08:30LAUGHTER
08:31I enjoyed it!
08:32LAUGHTER
08:33I enjoyed it!
08:34Oh dear!
08:35That from me...
08:36Do you know what?
08:37It's ruined Christmas
08:38LAUGHTER
08:39And that's a guy who was fine with the Epstein joke
08:43LAUGHTER
08:44Uh...
08:452010s Santa?
08:46Couldn't give a shit, could I?
08:47No...
08:48LAUGHTER
08:492030s?
08:50Well, I tell you what, JK Rowling's not going to be happy from 2030s
08:52LAUGHTER
08:53LAUGHTER
08:54Oh dear!
08:55LAUGHTER
08:56LAUGHTER
08:57LAUGHTER
08:58LAUGHTER
08:59LAUGHTER
09:00Oh dear!
09:01LAUGHTER
09:02LAUGHTER
09:03LAUGHTER
09:04Look, there's one in the audience!
09:05LAUGHTER
09:06How did that happen?
09:08LAUGHTER
09:13Mate!
09:14It's the one fucking night you work!
09:16LAUGHTER
09:18LAUGHTER
09:19I'm not so sure about 2050 Santa
09:21I mean, no...
09:22I mean, he looks like he's going to shoot the naughty boys again!
09:24LAUGHTER
09:25And look, as Santa faces an AI future, so does the art of gift-giving
09:29because surveys have found that a lot of people are using generative AI for present ideas
09:33I love the idea that tomorrow there's going to be men everywhere blaming AI for misjudged gives for their other halves!
09:40LAUGHTER
09:41It's just going...
09:42I mean...
09:43Jack GPT just said anal beads, I don't even know why!
09:46LAUGHTER
09:47Like, the technology's just not...
09:49It's just not right!
09:50By the way, love, do us a favour, can you quickly ring your mum and tell her not to open her?
09:54LAUGHTER
09:55LAUGHTER
09:56So, we've decided to use AI tonight to choose our presents for each other.
10:02Uh, and to deliver them, would you please welcome, all the way from the future,
10:05Robot Santa!
10:07CHEERING
10:08Santa, baby
10:09Yes, little saving and the virtue
10:12For me
10:14Been an awful good day
10:18Santa, baby
10:20So, how about the future
10:22I mean, the technology in the future is amazing, isn't it?
10:25LAUGHTER
10:26I tell you what, the robot's improved more than the trolley, hasn't it?
10:29LAUGHTER
10:30LAUGHTER
10:31It's not often I get to say this about other people, but you do walk a bit funny, don't you?
10:36LAUGHTER
10:37LAUGHTER
10:38Can the robot do the Vs towards Alex?
10:44LAUGHTER
10:45LAUGHTER
10:46All right, so we started by asking AI the question, what is a good Christmas present for Alex Brooker?
10:52Now, once we explain who Alex Brooker was...
10:55LAUGHTER
10:56LAUGHTER
10:57It's...
10:58LAUGHTER
10:59It suggested a personalised Arsenal jersey.
11:02Yes, please.
11:03Could you please bring the presents over?
11:05LAUGHTER
11:07LAUGHTER
11:08Do you know what?
11:09Yeah
11:10RADA is fucking good, isn't it?
11:12LAUGHTER
11:13LAUGHTER
11:14LAUGHTER
11:16LAUGHTER
11:17LAUGHTER
11:18LAUGHTER
11:19LAUGHTER
11:20Four years of debt for this!
11:22LAUGHTER
11:24LAUGHTER
11:25Thank you very much!
11:26Do you think that's yours?
11:27It's good to have Daniel Day-Lewis back in the game, isn't it?
11:30LAUGHTER
11:31Oh, wow!
11:32Unbelievable!
11:33No, back a bit, there we go.
11:34Oh, there we go.
11:36Thank you, robot Santa.
11:38LAUGHTER
11:41They said...
11:42Do you know what?
11:43When they said Greg Wallace would never be back on TV...
11:45LAUGHTER
11:47LAUGHTER
11:57So, I started out by asking AI what to get for Alex...
12:00Yes?
12:01..and it said a personalised Arsenal jersey.
12:02Am I allowed to open it?
12:03You are allowed to open it.
12:04Oh, wow!
12:05So, we've got you an Arsenal jersey,
12:07and on the back we've got the picture of you, er,
12:10with Declan Rice and Big John drinking the Frosé.
12:13Oh, yes, please!
12:14Merry Christmas!
12:15APPLAUSE
12:18I love this robot.
12:19He did a little...
12:20He did a little happy dance when it was good.
12:22LAUGHTER
12:23So, when...
12:24When I asked...
12:25LAUGHTER
12:26How is the robot funnier than all of us?
12:29LAUGHTER
12:30This is the future, Josh.
12:31LAUGHTER
12:33So, when I asked AI what to get Josh,
12:35it said, er,
12:36something that balances his sober lifestyle,
12:39his love of home, his writing work,
12:41and his comedic vibe.
12:42Oh, that's genuinely nice!
12:44It said,
12:45a premium tea gift set and notebook combo with a personal note.
12:50So, it's...
12:51An AI wrote the note.
12:53This is the personal note.
12:54Oh!
12:55For when you fancy putting the kettle on...
12:56I genuinely like this.
12:57For when you fancy putting the kettle on
12:59and jamming down those five-minute observations.
13:02LAUGHTER
13:03This is the great thing.
13:04It also added, er,
13:06Josh is an observational comedian
13:08who focuses on the minutiae of everyday life
13:11rather than big topical issues.
13:13LAUGHTER
13:15I think anyone who's seen me trying to walk around the news
13:18on this show would agree with that.
13:20LAUGHTER
13:21And so, what did AI suggest for me?
13:24Well, AI, they got...
13:25So, basically, they said,
13:26something that was tied to your interest
13:28in disability awareness and sport,
13:30but more importantly,
13:31a high-quality item
13:32that acknowledges that part of his life,
13:34but not in a pitying way.
13:36They wanted us to give you something empowering.
13:38Not in a pitying way.
13:40No, so we didn't want to get you any sort of...
13:42any sort of present that would kind of sound, um,
13:44pitying at all.
13:45OK.
13:46So, we've got you, er, a book.
13:48You have got me a book.
13:49Which is called, um,
13:50The Little Disabled Engine That Could.
13:52LAUGHTER
13:57Thank you so much, boys.
13:58I can add that to my collection,
13:59along with C-Spot Limp.
14:01LAUGHTER
14:03Oh, the places you'll park.
14:05And can we also have a big thank you
14:08to Robot Santa!
14:10CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
14:16Now, Christmas telly is also changing.
14:18There's a reality series on Hallmark this year
14:20called Finding Mr Christmas.
14:22The TV show focuses on ten aspiring actors
14:24who compete for the chance to be the next leading man
14:27in a Hallmark Christmas film.
14:29Here is the cheesy trailer
14:31for the wholesome reality series.
14:34Boy, do I have an early holiday gift for you.
14:36We are back for season two
14:38with an all-new group of hunks
14:39and festive face-offs.
14:41Check out this sneak peek.
14:42It's a huge house.
14:43I'm down to stay here for a while.
14:45What's up, guys?
14:46What's up, fellas?
14:47What's up, Angel?
14:48Dude, it's so epic.
14:50Dude, we got the trust circle going on already.
14:52LAUGHTER
14:54I don't trust that trust circle.
14:57LAUGHTER
14:58Have you seen Finding Mr Easter?
15:00It's a bit bleaker
15:01because the winner gets nailed to a cross.
15:03LAUGHTER
15:11Now...
15:13LAUGHTER
15:14Throughout the show...
15:15LAUGHTER
15:16Sorry, it's the latest photo-edgy for you.
15:18Please!
15:19Honestly, it was just everything you say
15:22with that ponytail.
15:23LAUGHTER
15:24Now, throughout the show,
15:26this Finding Mr Christmas,
15:28did you just get a cut away of my fucking ponytail?
15:30LAUGHTER
15:31We've never used that camera angle in 15 years!
15:34LAUGHTER
15:36That's not one of our angles!
15:38LAUGHTER
15:39Where's that?
15:40I don't even know where that camera is!
15:42LAUGHTER
15:43Throughout Finding Mr Christmas,
15:45the actors have to complete a series of challenges,
15:47including gift wrapping,
15:48untangling Christmas lights
15:49and acting in a scene,
15:51but we think they missed a trick
15:53because we've got our own Mr Christmas here,
15:55Alex Brooker.
15:56I don't know why they didn't cast him, right?
15:58100%, mate.
15:59Yep.
16:00So, throughout the show tonight,
16:01we're going to set Alex a series of Christmassy tasks
16:03and he's going to do the first one now.
16:05We need you to head over there, please, Alex.
16:07I didn't know...
16:08Are you ready? Are you ready?
16:09APPLAUSE
16:14It's based on this festive challenge.
16:18Remember, guys, presentation is important,
16:20but your personality and star quality
16:23are always on Santa's radar.
16:26Ooh!
16:27So give us your best runway walks and slay!
16:30Yeah!
16:32Link, you're up first.
16:35Ooh!
16:36Ooh!
16:37Ooh!
16:38Ooh!
16:39OK, hello!
16:40Melissa, I don't want you to get too close to this fire.
16:43Sugar melts.
16:44Oh!
16:47Wow!
16:48Whoa.
16:52So, it's time for Alex
16:54to take on the Mr Christmas Catwalk Challenge.
16:57Alex, I want some strut with a Good Will to All Men vibe.
17:01Or, genuinely, by the way, don't get too close to me,
17:04cos I think this is flammable as fuck.
17:08Thanks, Coach, for my day.
17:09Alex, you're through to the next round.
17:11Yay!
17:12genuinely by the way don't don't get too close to me because i think this is flammable as far
17:24Alex you're through to the next round
17:28all right let's welcome tonight's guests they're bake-off royalty which means much like real
17:39royalty they're both inbred please welcome alison hammond and comedian harry hill
17:43i don't believe it francis rossi and tim allen
18:06now alison you has already received the best gift of all a few weeks ago when prince harry lip-synced
18:19to one of your exchanges from bake-off i thought i was dreaming when i saw that so here's the
18:24perfectly timed clip with stephen colbert if you was treated like a king for the day what would
18:29you want me to do for you um beck for me probably you'd want me to do what beg beg beg beg b k
18:40I mean, oh my god, Prince me and Prince Harry are connected now. Totally like me. We're tied. Yeah
18:59How can I be humble now?
19:01Does it make me kind of like royalty now? Am I princess?
19:06Am I? Yeah, but it does appear that Prince Harry has got a lot of time on his hands now.
19:23Harry, what are your Christmas traditions?
19:26Well, we always what we do with the TV when we have the
19:30Christmas lunch. Yeah, and then we have we've got one of those TVs that that you can bring around you know
19:35It comes you can angle it right it's on the wall, but you can angle it round. Yeah
19:39And so we bring it round so that it's across the other side of the table and then we have the king's speech on there
19:45So it's like he's joining us
19:53It has been a tough year for
19:55And look we talked about Alex's 13-foot tree in his garden anything special in your garden this Christmas?
20:02Well, we we've got robins actually
20:05Yeah, yeah, I know we put up a nesting box last year and yeah, and we've got some actually some baby robins in there now
20:15Yeah, and I've got actually got a camera. You know one of those little tiny cameras. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah with like a live feed
20:22Yeah
20:24Could we see that or we have got it? Yes. Yes, we can. Yes, we can. Let's see the live feed. I've been in there this morning
20:29That's so lovely
20:46Talk about live feed
20:48All right
20:52We'll have more last week for you after the break as we chat to Rick Astley and find out which one of our guests had a crush on him as a teenager
20:58See you in a little bit
21:00Welcome back to last leg. We're joined by Alison Hammond and Harry Gill
21:21Alex is starting to change like Tim Allen in
21:27I'm not
21:28Are you not?
21:29Are you not?
21:30No, I'm alright though
21:31I don't think that's how you looked in the last part
21:33That's absolutely the same mate
21:34Okay
21:35All right, Josh do you want to explain what's going on with you?
21:38I'm going through the band-aid video
21:41I didn't know handsome were in band-aid
21:44Handsome I can't hear much by the way I'm staying from band-aid look at that
21:54Amazing bang on I can't hear anything
21:58I'm getting Gail Tilsley off
22:05I'm getting I'm getting Gail Tilsley and Paul Hollywood
22:09And obviously I'm now Tom Hanks as Woody from Toy Story
22:15Oh yes
22:16Oh yeah
22:17Because the final scene of Toy Story is when they all become friends at Christmas
22:20Yes
22:21Time now to welcome another guest to the last leg Christmas celebration
22:24He's a soul singer whose songs may be the one thing your family doesn't fight over this Christmas
22:28Please welcome Rick Astley
22:30Welcome to the party Rick what are your Christmas traditions?
22:57Eating and drinking I think pretty much
23:00Yes
23:01My wife is Danish and we have quite a lot of Scandinavian tradition in our Christmas
23:05Bacon
23:06Yeah, a lot of bacon actually
23:08Yeah, yeah
23:09But also they celebrate on the eve on the 24th
23:13Yes
23:14So we've got into that habit over the years of doing that
23:16Well I'm very sorry that you're here tonight on Christmas Eve
23:19I know
23:20Exactly
23:21Exactly
23:22I'm straight back there after this
23:24And if there's anything left I'll be you know lovely
23:28No, so to be honest tomorrow is a bit like our Boxing Day to be honest
23:32Right
23:33A bit more chill and you know
23:34Yep
23:35Yeah
23:36Now we asked AI to suggest a present for you
23:38I can't wait
23:39OK
23:40It said maybe a rare vinyl copy of something like The Smiths
23:44Yeah
23:45Because you did a show of Smiths songs at Glastonbury
23:47Indeed I did
23:48I saw it
23:49Which you saw it
23:50And one of our team was there and captured the joy Josh felt as he watched you perform
23:54This is genuine footage
23:55Back on the streets of Birmingham I wander to myself
24:03When I barely stayed again With each side of the street and he slipped down
24:11I wander to myself
24:15What a nice
24:16One of the best hours of my life
24:20And watching that video this is going to blow your mind
24:23That was after I stopped drinking
24:28Harry, you share Rick's love of Morrissey's music
24:32His music? Yeah, not so much his music
24:39Don't talk about that, do we?
24:41You performed as Morrissey
24:42I was, I did Morrissey and Stars in their arms
24:44I remember it
24:45We have a dazzling clip of the enthusiastic performance from the turn of the millennium
24:49Morrissey!
24:50APPLAUSE
24:52APPLAUSE
24:53I'm punctured bicycle
25:05I'm on my side and side
25:07Don't let you make a man of me yet
25:11Oh, let you make a man of me yet
25:17When it's John and Bob
25:20This shot
25:22He's come off the line
25:24APPLAUSE
25:25Oh, very good.
25:27So good!
25:28Have you ever met Morrissey?
25:29I haven't met Morrissey
25:30I haven't met Morrissey
25:31But part of it was you had to get permission
25:34So I had to get permission from Morrissey to impersonate him
25:36Wow
25:37There was a...
25:38Or to do that song
25:39And I got a fax through
25:40In the old days of faxes
25:42And it was signed by Morrissey saying, good luck
25:46Morrissey
25:47And so I thought, oh
25:48So Morrissey's on the other end of this number
25:50Ah
25:51The number is there
25:52I thought, well, I'll...
25:53And I had this idea
25:54So I sent him a fax back
25:56Saying, how about you and me do a novelty single
25:59For Christmas
26:00Our version of Little Donkey
26:02Wow
26:03But I never...
26:04Never heard back
26:07I mean, you've got your own quiff
26:09I have
26:10I have to wear an artificial one
26:11But if you like
26:12I could...
26:13Would you like me to reprise the...
26:15Would you like...
26:16Yes
26:17Yes
26:18I'm not feeling it
26:19Come on
26:25What a showman
26:27He knows how to get the crowd going
26:30Here we go
26:31Here we go
26:36Lovely
26:37It's uncanny
26:40Little donkey
26:42Little donkey
26:44On a dusty road
26:46Going to keep on
26:49Flooding onwards
26:50With your hair
26:51With your hair
26:52With your hair
26:59Brilliant
27:00Oh, mercy everyone
27:04Merry Christmas
27:06So good
27:07Alison, is it true you had a teenage crush on Rick?
27:10Well, it's not the sort of place I would like...
27:13Probably admit it
27:14With Rick literally sitting there
27:16But he already knows
27:17We've met quite a few times
27:18And now I'm quite cool with it
27:20Like I'm alright
27:21I'm totally cool with like being in the...
27:23As long as Harry's sat between us
27:24Oh yeah, exactly
27:26So Alison, just to clarify your story
27:29You used to fancy Rick Astley
27:31But not so much
27:32Then you met him
27:33And now it's gonna work
27:36Not at all Josh
27:37Obviously I've still got feelings
27:38But there is like
27:39You know
27:40Have you?
27:41Do you want to expand on that?
27:43Listen
27:44I'm not saying there's a chance
27:45There's a wife
27:46There's a wife
27:47There's a wife
27:48I just...
27:49I feel like I'm with...
27:51Come on Larry
27:52Hurry over
27:53Come on where we go there
27:54Obviously
27:55Oh no
27:56I don't want to
28:01Listen
28:06Obviously I was a lot younger
28:08Than I am now
28:09And obviously
28:10I still get the same feelings
28:13I'm gonna say it
28:14There's a chance you're gonna be Rick Rolled
28:19Come back Harry
28:22Alison
28:23On the very night
28:24That his wife is celebrating Christmas
28:29Well she's not here is she?
28:30Listen
28:35Just out of interest Rick
28:36Where can Alison see you perform next year?
28:38Yeah
28:41Here there and everywhere
28:42We're on tour in April
28:43Are we?
28:44Yes
28:45We're all on tour
28:48Short notice
28:49Yeah
28:50So
28:51Yes
28:52We can't wait
28:53We're looking forward to it
28:54And now Harry
28:55You and Alison both host different versions of Bake Off
28:57But you have brought your own showstopper to the show tonight
29:00Yeah
29:01Yeah I've got to go back there again
29:02Go on
29:03Well I just think you know
29:06People forget
29:08What Christmas is really about
29:10Yeah
29:11And what they concentrate on is the food
29:13You know it's all about the food
29:14Mm
29:15So what I've done is I've done a
29:16My own
29:18A savoury
29:19Nativity
29:21Um
29:22Frazzles
29:24Which I've made
29:26Which I've made myself
29:27And what
29:28Just trying to get the message of Christmas through
29:31Through
29:33Through food
29:35Smells lovely
29:36And
29:37Do you want me to talk you through it?
29:39Yeah
29:40So these are frazzles on the roof of the
29:43That's the
29:44It's a pom bear
29:46As the angel Gabriel
29:48And then we have the three kings here
29:52Which I made from pepper armies
29:54Because they're spicy a bit more exotic
29:58Um
29:59You've got the two sausages here
30:01Uh
30:02Joseph and Mary
30:03Obviously Joseph is a bit taller than Mary
30:05Yeah
30:06Um
30:07And then you've got the star of the show
30:09The baby Jesus
30:11Which is a
30:12Pig in blanket
30:13And there's the
30:14I don't mean that in a sort of negative
30:17You know
30:18You know
30:19I don't want any trouble
30:22And then
30:23You've got the manger made out of chip sticks
30:25They're nice
30:26And then you've got the
30:27You've got the halo there
30:29So that's just something that
30:30Perhaps people could
30:31You know
30:32Make their own tradition now
30:33The savoury nativity
30:35Would you like to
30:36Have you got it in kit form?
30:37Sure
30:38Do you like to sell it in a kit?
30:39Could you?
30:40It's about 12 quid
30:41A whole lot
30:43I mean the slight problem with it is
30:44To secure the sausages
30:46You do have to use
30:47Um
30:48Screws
30:49And we're going to have more last leg for you after the break
30:54As Alex performs a hallmark Christmas scene
30:56We've written just for tonight
30:57But right now
30:58Rick Astley
30:59Is going to perform his first Christmas hit of the night
31:02Before he does though
31:03We've talked a lot about Alex's love of Christmas
31:05But Lib Dem leader Ed Davey
31:07Revealed in an interview this year
31:09That he listens to Christmas tunes all year round
31:11Wow
31:12Wow
31:13How do we feel about that?
31:14Is that alright?
31:15But isn't his birthday on Christmas Day?
31:17That's the reason isn't it?
31:18I think his birthday is on Christmas Day
31:20So that's probably one of the reasons why it means a lot to him
31:23Yeah
31:24Because otherwise it would just be fucking weird
31:26Well
31:38It's going to make the next bit awkward
31:40Rick is going to play us into the break
31:42But who better to introduce him
31:44Than the leader of the Lib Dems
31:46So Head Davey
31:49Hi guys
31:52It's Head Davey here
31:53Merry Christmas to you all
31:55It's true
31:56I like listening to Christmas music all year round
31:59The reason is
32:00My daughter and I love winding up her mum
32:04And it's on my iPhone
32:05We play it in the car all the time
32:07I'm never going to give up Christmas
32:10So here's Rick Astley
32:12Thank you
32:21Sleigh bells ring
32:23Are you listening?
32:25In a lane
32:27Snow is glistening
32:29A beautiful sight
32:31We're happy tonight
32:33Walking in a winter wonderland
32:36We'll conspire
32:40As we dream
32:42By the fire
32:44To face unafraid
32:46The plans that remain
32:48Walking in a winter wonderland
32:51Come on, let's go
32:52Three o'clock here, let's go
32:56Также
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33:03Jen
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33:25Welcome back to Last Leg. We're joined by Alison Hammond and Harry Hill.
33:35Alex, you're definitely changing.
33:37I feel a little bit more Christmassy at the moment.
33:39Do you?
33:40I'm feeling it a little bit different at the moment, but...
33:43You're definitely progressing.
33:44No, I haven't.
33:46OK. Josh, would you like to explain who you are now?
33:50No, I'm from the Band-Aid video.
33:52Yeah.
33:53I'm Sarah Dallin from Bananarama, of course.
34:00Look at these jeans. They're fucking brilliant.
34:06It ain't what I do, it's the way that I do it. We've always said it.
34:09And obviously, I'm Tom Hanks in the movie Forrest Gump,
34:12because he famously said life is like a box of chocolates,
34:15and the main time you get chocolates is at Christmas.
34:20You still look a bit like you're going to strip.
34:22You know, Forrest Hump.
34:25And now, throughout the show, we've been putting Alex through his paces
34:28to see how he'd fare on the US reality series Finding Mr Christmas.
34:32The winner of the first series, by the way, earned a leading role
34:35in a holiday movie about the owner of a Seattle dog shelter
34:39who falls for a meticulous web page editor.
34:42The movie was called Happy Howlidays.
34:46I love it.
34:47See what you did there.
34:48I see what they did there.
34:49I love it.
34:50Alright, I'm going to send everyone, if you could all go over
34:51and get ready for the next challenge for Alex, please.
34:53Right.
34:54Over in that corner of the studio.
34:56So, Alex's final challenge tonight is to test out his acting chops
35:00in a scene we've written as the ultimate hallmark Christmas movie.
35:05Lights.
35:06Camera.
35:07Christmas.
35:08APPLAUSE
35:15Help!
35:16Help!
35:17I need an emergency appointment.
35:18Oh, my God.
35:19It's Alison Hammond, the big city TV presenter.
35:22That's right.
35:23I've become so career focused, I've lost touch with what's important in life.
35:27I'm single and I'm home for the holidays.
35:31And?
35:32I've hit a dog.
35:37Oh, my God, what happened?
35:39LAUGHTER
35:41APPLAUSE
35:45APPLAUSE
35:53I'll tell you what happened.
35:55It's quite difficult to talk because it's really tight on the jaw.
35:58At least do a dog voice.
36:00LAUGHTER
36:07I'll tell you what happened.
36:08That's better.
36:09Yeah, is that better?
36:10That's better.
36:11I was just sitting there by the side of the road licking my own balls
36:15and she came round the corner like a lunatic and hit me.
36:18Yeah, but he's such a cutie, I've really fallen for him.
36:21Is there anyone here who can treat him?
36:24I can't let him die.
36:26I'm the presenter of For The Love Of Dogs.
36:28LAUGHTER
36:29Of course, Miss Hammond.
36:30Do you know what?
36:31The hot vet will see you now.
36:32Oh.
36:33But I'm next.
36:34I'm sorry, Mr Hill.
36:35Your cat's going to have to wait.
36:37It's not the cat I'm worried about.
36:38It's the robins.
36:39LAUGHTER
36:40I'm afraid Miss Hammond is next.
36:50But I'm on the telly.
36:51I know, but not as much as Alison.
36:53No-one's on the telly as much as Alison Hammond.
36:55LAUGHTER
36:56The hot vet will see you now.
37:00CHEERING
37:01Whoa!
37:02Somebody order a dream boat.
37:06LAUGHTER
37:07Are you the hot vet?
37:08Yes.
37:09I'm sweating buckets.
37:10Do you know how hard it is to operate with these little hands?
37:12LAUGHTER
37:13You look like a man who could really heal my heart.
37:17I mean, dog.
37:18What kind of dog is it?
37:19I don't know.
37:20One of those really little whiny ones by the looks of it.
37:23LAUGHTER
37:24I tell you what, why don't you come back to my charming little cottage
37:29and have Christmas with me and my children?
37:31They've been missing a mother figure in their life
37:33ever since my wife died in a tragic Christmas kite accident.
37:37Oh.
37:38I don't know.
37:39Yeah, and then we could go back to the big city
37:41and maybe you could become the resident vet on This Morning.
37:45Bosh!
37:46LAUGHTER
37:48There you go, little fella.
37:50Oh, what?
37:51Get that on there, boy.
37:52Is that it?
37:54LAUGHTER
37:55Stop whinging or I'll cut your bollocks off.
37:57LAUGHTER
37:58Come on, princess, let's go.
38:00LAUGHTER
38:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
38:05Oi, what about my robins?
38:07LAUGHTER
38:10This Christmas, Alex Brooker is The Hot Vet
38:15in Hallmark's new movie, Vet the Hall.
38:18All right, it's time to bring out a Christmassy mystery guest.
38:31Harry and Alison have to try to work out
38:33why they were in the news this year.
38:35Can we please have this week's mystery guest?
38:37Mystery guest.
38:38Mystery guest, mystery guest.
38:40Christmas mystery guest.
38:41Oh, what fun it is to have a Christmas mystery guest.
38:45Guest.
38:46Welcome, Josh.
38:47Alex, who is the mystery guest?
38:48This is Rob.
38:49He was in the news this year for a Christmassy reason.
38:50Mm-hm.
38:51But what was it?
38:52Can we have the dramatic lighting change, please?
38:54So, did Rob get suspended from Broadland Radio for playing
39:07All I Want For Christmas Is You on October the 3rd?
39:10Did he get suspended as a school exam invigilator
39:13after playing Merry Christmas Everyone by Slade
39:16to signal the end of the final exam?
39:18Or did Rob get suspended by an undertaker
39:21after mistakenly playing last Christmas
39:23rather than the last post at a funeral?
39:26LAUGHTER
39:28What do you think?
39:32Well, I don't think you'd make a mistake at a funeral.
39:34You'd be well prepared.
39:35Does he look like an undertaker?
39:37LAUGHTER
39:39That's a grave digger.
39:42That's a grave digger, yeah.
39:44LAUGHTER
39:46Well, tell you what, we'll reveal the mystery guest
39:48after the break.
39:49Rick Astley is going to sing us into Christmas.
39:51We'll see you in a little bit.
39:52CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:09Welcome back to Last Leg.
40:11We're joined by Alison Hammond and Harry Hill.
40:14Alex has now become full Father Christmas.
40:16Ha!
40:17Ha!
40:18Ho!
40:19Ho!
40:20There you go.
40:21CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
40:23That was a good one.
40:24You know what?
40:25In another reality where the cards had fallen different,
40:29he'd currently be doing that in a grotto in a garden centre.
40:31LAUGHTER
40:32You're not entirely sure what's going on with your costume.
40:35Well, I didn't think we had very long.
40:37So I was the dog already.
40:39So I just shoved mine on top of the dog.
40:41LAUGHTER
40:42OK.
40:43So I'm Boy George.
40:44LAUGHTER
40:45LAUGHTER
40:46LAUGHTER
40:47LAUGHTER
40:48APPLAUSE
40:54Do you know what I'm calling this outfit?
40:56What?
40:57Hair Boy George.
40:58Oh, lovely.
40:59Oh, lovely.
41:00Oh, lovely.
41:01CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:04And clearly, I'm Tom Hanks from Castaway,
41:07because when he first experiences pain due to an infected tooth
41:10that goes on to become an ongoing issue whilst he's on the island,
41:13he's at a Christmas dinner.
41:15LAUGHTER
41:16Oh, and I've got the volleyball as well.
41:17Um...
41:18CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
41:20Before the break, we challenged our guest to work out how this person
41:29was connected to the news.
41:30Can we have the options again, please?
41:32Yes, this is Rob, and he was connected to the news this year
41:37for a Christmassy reason.
41:39But what was it?
41:40Was it because Rob got suspended from Broadland Radio
41:43for playing All I Want For Christmas Is You on October 3rd?
41:46Was it because he got suspended as a school exam invigilator
41:49after playing Merry Christmas Everyone by Slade
41:52to signal the end of the final exam?
41:55Or did he get suspended by an undertaker
41:57after mistakenly playing last Christmas
42:00rather than the last post at a funeral?
42:03Ho, ho!
42:04Yeah.
42:05Harry, Ellison.
42:06LAUGHTER
42:07Could we...
42:08Could you say something sort of local radio-ish,
42:11so we could see whether...
42:12Coming up on the show!
42:14Well, hi, folks.
42:15Hope you're having a good Sunday.
42:17Yeah.
42:18Is that right?
42:19Yeah.
42:20Is that it?
42:21We've got a good voice for radio.
42:22Could you say...
42:23You could have said no, Rob.
42:24LAUGHTER
42:28Shall we go with the radio?
42:29Yes.
42:30It's very...
42:31Would they suspend someone just for playing...
42:33It's a bit mean, isn't it?
42:35If they've done that, that is mean.
42:36It's a cutthroat world local.
42:37It's a cutthroat world local.
42:38I wouldn't be listening to that radio station anyway,
42:40if the band didn't literally be doing that.
42:41Oh, exactly.
42:42Well, yeah, that's the last time you listened to Broadland Radio,
42:44isn't it?
42:45LAUGHTER
42:46Oh, I thought you said Broadmoor.
42:48LAUGHTER
42:50All right, Rob.
42:51Rob, can you reveal your identity, please?
42:56I am indeed Rob Chandler, breakfast presenter at Broadland Radio,
43:03and I was suspended for playing a Mariah Carey Christmas song
43:06early in October.
43:07Amazing.
43:09Ooh, indeed.
43:11So why did you play it, and then why did they suspend you?
43:15Well, it started with a text from a listener called Becky,
43:19who said she was putting out her Christmas stock in her shop,
43:23and could I play a Christmas song?
43:24So I thought, tell you what, if I get at least five listener texts
43:28saying, ho, ho, ho...
43:30Ho, ho, ho.
43:31Exactly.
43:32LAUGHTER
43:33I'll consider it.
43:35And we did.
43:36We got a load of texts saying, ho, ho, ho.
43:38One or two saying, no, no, no.
43:41But then Billy the Taxi Driver...
43:43You must know Billy the Taxi Driver.
43:45No.
43:46LAUGHTER
43:49Another keen listener text and said,
43:53there's a tub of chocolates in it for you,
43:55if you play Mariah Carey.
43:57All I want for Christmas is you.
43:59So, came back after the news and I read that text out and I said,
44:04quite frankly, I'm disappointed Billy,
44:06that you could think I could be so shallow to fall for such a blatant bribe.
44:12Here we go.
44:13He knows what he's doing.
44:14Yeah.
44:15Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding.
44:16Oh!
44:17He played a song.
44:18Yeah.
44:19How long was he suspended for?
44:21How long was he suspended?
44:22One day.
44:23Oh, is that all?
44:24Yeah.
44:25Did you go shopping?
44:26What did he do?
44:27Yeah, well, just stayed in bed all day.
44:29Chill day.
44:30Can we please have a round of applause for Rob?
44:39Alright, we are about to end the show with a Christmas sing-along
44:41from Rick Astley, but before we do, would you please thank our guests,
44:44Alison Hammond, Harry Hill, and my co-host Josh Riddicker and Alex Brooker.
44:56We'll be back next week for our New Year's Eve special with an incredible line-up.
44:59Musician Peter Doherty, comedians Maisie, Adam and Phil Wang,
45:02national treasure Sir Lenny Henry, TV personality Danny Dyer,
45:06rugby star Hannah Botterman, Lioness Lucy Bronze,
45:09as well as a celebrity barman who is 100% faithful.
45:14Right now, though, Rick Astley is going to sing us into Christmas.
45:17Thanks for watching The Last Leg.
45:18My name's Adam Hills.
45:19Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.
45:30You better watch out.
45:32You better not cry.
45:34You better not pout.
45:35I'm telling you why
45:37Santa Claus is coming to town.
45:42It's snowing, Rob.
45:43Let's go!
45:44We areety Joe's sake.
45:46Yeah.
45:47Oh.
45:48Let's go!
45:49What's your name here?
45:51Let's go!
45:53Let's go!
45:54Hey!
45:55He sees you, when you're sleeping,
45:59Narans придigi,
46:01emphasise yourself clear too late,
46:0410 Mixtrz eaieni to be alive.
46:06How better set up?
46:08No, long when I'm hanging at 9 By T points after time
46:09He sees you when you're sleeping
46:13He knows when you're awake
46:16He knows if you've been bad or good
46:20So be good for goodness sake
46:23You better watch out
46:25You better not cry
46:27You better not cry
46:29I'm telling you why
46:30Santa Claus is coming to town
46:35He's got eight billion toys on his sleigh
46:40He's packed, he's coming your way
46:44Santa, it's coming in town
46:50Ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
46:54Bang! Merry Christmas!
46:55Yeah!
47:05Thank you
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