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Heated Rivalry -- Ep. 04 (Sub español) (2025)
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00:00It's right next door.
00:01No, I mean, not your boy.
00:03Just like, it's always Hollander and Rosanoff, right?
00:06He's hot.
00:07We should let him listen like Nathan Cole.
00:09He's an asshole, right?
00:10I mean, yeah, basically.
00:12The record for this event currently held by the New York Admiral's Scott Hunter.
00:16I'd like to see Rosanoff in a home of my record for more than a minute.
00:19Let's shoot him, Rook.
00:20I thought it was Scott Hunter's here.
00:22Babe, can you believe Russia?
00:24Be nice, fine.
00:25Hey, what did Ross say about it?
00:26I don't know.
00:27Listen to me, that's for sure.
00:28We're not, like, friends or anything.
00:32No worries, I'm sure someone else grabbed him.
00:33Seriously, this is your baby.
00:34We're coming for you.
00:35Trust me.
00:35You look great in silver, Vani.
00:37Don't even stress.
00:37Good one.
00:52I want some ice cream bad, man.
00:54Do you not find it weird that we're in a beach town in Russia in February
00:57are you talking about getting ice cream?
00:59It's your Olympics, baby.
01:00So this should be, right?
01:03Hey, isn't that...
01:05Oh, yeah.
01:07All in there.
01:08What's up, motherfucker?
01:10Boys.
01:11Hey.
01:11All right, so tonight we can do the men's short form figure skating here.
01:14My buddy Joe is in that program.
01:15We train together.
01:16Would you guys be cool to do that?
01:18I'd love to show up for him.
01:20Oh, yeah, man.
01:21Show up for any dude who's that brave.
01:22What do you mean?
01:25Well, I'm assuming your buddy might be gay.
01:29I mean, fucking pray for a dude to show up to a place like this and be like,
01:33hey, here's me.
01:35Russia is not safe for folks like that.
01:38Fucking balls of steel, man.
01:39Yeah.
01:40Yeah.
01:41Yeah.
01:41Yeah.
01:41Yeah.
01:52Welcome back to Man in the Crease, your one-stop hockey shop.
01:55Today's first period topic is the inevitable one for the Admirals.
01:59What has happened to Scott Hunter?
02:0070 points last season.
02:02Yes, and we're six games into this season.
02:05A season he, he called, need to win.
02:08Those are his words.
02:09And he has zero, zero points.
02:13He's in a fog.
02:14His passes aren't connecting.
02:15He's barely skating.
02:17I can't imagine he's amazing in the room right now.
02:19And he's already been announced as Team USA captain at the Olympics in Russia.
02:23here's the day for TikTok.
02:25Where are you tonight?
02:26Yeah.
02:27What's your favorite part?
02:28Why are you today?
02:29Don't you worry?
02:30Well Anytime of you, guys.
02:31We hope you don't meet.
02:32I'll meet alongpirators.
02:33I'll see you soon as possible.
02:36Yea'a Oh, no.
02:36Come and see you.
02:39Okay, thank you, everyone.
02:40Let me get you first vacancy.
02:41Wow.
02:41So solid it 않아요, it's right.
02:42Oops, right.
02:43I'm telling you.
02:44Gonna see you a pidlinjem Massey.
02:46When sunshine, we are the nightez.
02:47Can you say I'm getting here?
02:48What one night?
02:49Yes, I'm looking for you.
02:50Anyways.
02:51Good day.
02:51I am very sorry about that.
03:06It's really not a big deal.
03:08How may I help you?
03:10What's good?
03:13Just a bunch of very decent smoothies with deeply stupid names.
03:18Any allergies?
03:19No, no, no, I'm easy.
03:20Okay.
03:21Um, I mean, the best one's the blueberry one, but...
03:24Oh, you mean blue moon over Brooklyn?
03:25Yeah.
03:26Yeah, that's it.
03:27But what?
03:29Oh, um, nothing.
03:30Just when I make it for myself in the morning, I add a banana.
03:35Oh, so you're kind of wild.
03:36I mean, it wouldn't be the first time somebody's told me that.
03:41Uh, yeah, that actually sounds pretty good.
03:43Yeah?
03:44Blueberry with a banana.
03:45I take that.
03:46If it's okay to order off-menu, Kip.
03:49I mean, technically it was my idea, so I think we can get away with it this time.
03:54Oh, you weren't kidding.
04:19It's really hot.
04:20Oh, yeah.
04:21The banana makes a big difference, I think.
04:25I guess it must.
04:32Here.
04:32Thanks.
04:33Um, that's way too much.
04:38It's for you.
04:39It's a great smoothie.
04:41Thanks again, Kip.
04:42A girl.
04:49Holy shit.
04:54Was that Scott Hunter?
04:56Was that what?
04:57Scott Hunter, the hockey player.
05:01A girl.
05:02Clock winding down in the second period, 2-1 for Anaheim.
05:06We have girls.
05:07And this is what we're watching?
05:10We barely get to see you because you're always working, but at least when we do, we get to watch, uh, what is this?
05:16Let me check my name.
05:17Hockey?
05:18Shut up, Sean.
05:19We have to turn it off.
05:20No, no, no, please keep it on.
05:21Huh?
05:22Thank you, Kyle.
05:23Thank you, Kyle.
05:25Thank you, Kyle.
05:26You're welcome.
05:28Twice.
05:28He said Kip.
05:29Like, he used your actual name twice.
05:32Maria, that is sending the bar so low.
05:34And it didn't even sound stupid when he said it.
05:36It almost sounded hot.
05:37Okay, that's not fair.
05:38Not hot.
05:38Just normal.
05:40Okay.
05:40I'll listen to it.
05:41Fuck both of you, okay?
05:42Kip is short for Christopher.
05:44It's not that weird.
05:44It's short for Christopher.
05:46And please don't tell me you used that name on your grad school application.
05:49Oh, my God.
05:49Why are we talking about my dumb name?
05:51He said it.
05:52He said it.
05:54Another round?
05:55Thank you, Kyle.
05:57Thank you, Kyle.
05:59Hunter to Von.
06:00And you?
06:01Von sends it back to Hunter.
06:03Look, look, look.
06:04He's on the TV right now.
06:06Sean, look right now.
06:07Oh, my God.
06:07Okay.
06:08Von's to Hunter.
06:09Hunter's in front of the net.
06:10And he scores!
06:12A rare goal for Scott Hunter.
06:14Oh, wow.
06:15Right?
06:16He knows the name.
06:17Yeah.
06:18I mean, he's definitely not gay, but...
06:20Shut the fuck up.
06:21I didn't make him gay.
06:22Jesus Christ.
06:26He scored a hat trick last night.
06:28Are you asking me what that means, or are you just telling me something I already know?
06:32I just didn't realize that...
06:33We literally watched the game, Kip.
06:35Nice to see you again, Kip.
06:42Nice to see you again, Scott.
06:46You're Scott Hunter, right?
06:48I am.
06:48This is awesome.
06:50I mean, wow.
06:51You had a night last night.
06:52Oh, did you watch?
06:53I did, yeah.
06:54I don't usually...
06:55Sorry, that sounds rude.
06:57I'm...
06:58No, I got it.
06:59Well, I watched the playoffs last year with my dad.
07:01It was amazing.
07:02He's a huge fan.
07:04But, yeah.
07:04I watched last night.
07:06Wow.
07:07Yeah, when something goes right with my game, I try to repeat it, and then I try to perfect
07:13it.
07:15Okay.
07:16So, I'd love another smoothie, please.
07:20Anything you'd like different?
07:22Nothing at all.
07:22Okay, you really can't keep doing this.
07:28I really can.
07:30See you next game day, I hope.
07:38Dude.
07:38Girl.
07:39Was that?
07:40Yes, it fucking was.
07:48Sorry I'm late.
07:50No outside food or drink.
07:51Fuck off, Kyle.
07:52And I know the whole smoothie thing is dumb, or whatever, but he just keeps saying my name,
08:00and it's low-key making me crazy.
08:02Wait, you're still coming with me to that fundraiser, though, right?
08:04Because I am not looking for a date.
08:06Yes.
08:06I told you I could come, and it's in, like, two months.
08:09Could you please listen to me?
08:10Kyle, remote.
08:17Extra shrimp.
08:19Now I'm fully listening.
08:25What are you doing?
08:26She's putting the game on.
08:26Elena.
08:27What?
08:28It's a sports bar.
08:29Let's watch sport.
08:30Am I being crazy?
08:32What does Maria say?
08:33She says he's funny.
08:34Me too.
08:35Well, she is much smarter than you.
08:37I'm probably this idiot.
08:39He's not an idiot.
08:43Jesus.
08:44Right.
08:46When's his next home game?
08:48Come on.
08:49If you don't know when his next home game is, how are you going to plan your next shift?
08:51I don't plan my shifts.
08:53I just gobble up as many as I can.
08:56Saturday.
08:57They play at home again on Saturday.
08:59Are you working?
09:02Fuck.
09:03No.
09:04Fix that.
09:05I don't know if you, uh, it's nice to see you.
09:24Blue Moon over Brooklyn, please.
09:27Extra banana.
09:27This one's on the house.
09:36Oh, come on.
09:37It's about my pay grade.
09:38Management heard you came in.
09:40And no, you may not tip me.
09:42And yes, I'm using proper grammar to prove to you that I'm being serious.
09:46Okay.
09:47Um, may I drink this here?
09:51I've got some emails to answer, so I thought.
09:54Yeah, you totally may.
09:57No, no, no, no, no.
10:27You're not worried about breaking your routine?
10:31Uh, no, I'm not actually that obsessive.
10:36Turns out I'm too lazy to be a serial killer.
10:39I took a quiz.
10:40I don't even think I could be a spree killer.
10:43What's a spree killer?
10:45Someone who kills multiple people at the same time.
10:48But isn't a serial killer as someone who kills multiple people, minimum three,
10:51but over a period of time.
10:54Not all at once.
10:57How do you know that?
11:00I read a lot of murder books.
11:01And, uh, yeah, serial killers make me feel not obsessive, which is a relief.
11:11Well, I've read some things about athletes.
11:14Okay.
11:15Before you say anything else, yes, I agree.
11:17And yes, there are at least two guys on my team that are possibly off the record.
11:21Yes, maybe.
11:22But no, not me.
11:25No, I swear.
11:26Barely had two concussions.
11:29Okay, so, what?
11:30No left sock, right sock, stop shaving, no sex, all that stuff?
11:34Oh, no, yeah, yeah, yeah, all of that.
11:35But that's not CTE stuff.
11:36That's just science.
11:38Science only really matters during the playoffs.
11:40Oh, okay.
11:41That's super comforting.
11:42Listen, I know you're more of an art guy,
11:44so it's not like I expect you to get the ins and outs of science.
11:46And just to be clear, I'm not complaining about the whole stop shaving thing.
11:51I mean, you all look like hot lumberjacks by the end of May.
12:05Um, do you want to come to my game tonight?
12:11I have two seats.
12:12No one's taken them, so, I mean, if you want.
12:16Yeah, yeah, yeah.
12:17Yeah, yeah, I want.
12:19Um, fuck, man, that's crazy.
12:23Super happy to do it.
12:26You sure?
12:28I'm sure.
12:33These are better than my company seats.
12:35I get it.
12:36These are really good seats.
12:37Well, yeah, they're hints.
12:41You know, we're first date, but I think I'm into this.
12:44What are you talking about?
12:46Well, you're with a girl, and he's at work.
12:47Oh, my God, shut up, Helena.
12:51Oh, wow.
12:52That wasn't, that wasn't to me, that was...
12:55He just nodded at you.
12:56No, there's no proof of that.
12:58Come on, boys.
13:05Wait, for fuck's sake.
13:06Good job, I love you.
13:17I love you.
13:18I love you.
13:19I love you.
13:20Good job.
13:21I love you.
13:22Hey, Hunter.
13:24Too bad you can't play at home every night, right?
13:27It's better for you, huh?
13:28Go fuck yourself, Rosanoff.
13:30All right, it's more fun if you're there.
13:36All right, thanks.
13:42Hope next time we play, you decide to show up.
13:47Cheap.
13:48True.
13:48It's starting to sound like him.
13:55I'm sorry, what?
13:58You fucking heard me, Hollander.
14:00What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
14:02Well, there's something you really don't expect to see, especially after the final whistle,
14:06and especially from Hollander and Hunter, a fittingly brutal end to yet another brutal
14:11road trip to the animals.
14:13A shame, Hollander, and everybody can tap some grievances there.
14:17I'm going to hit the sack.
14:18Yeah, there you go, handsome.
14:20All right, have a good day off.
14:22It's not a day off.
14:23I'm doing that catering thing tomorrow.
14:25Yeah, yeah, I just, you know, you get to sleep in for once, so I'm just happy for you.
14:29It's all I'm nice.
14:30Just, you know, I, uh, I'm proud of your hustle, kiddo, you know?
14:36You didn't get that scholarship anyway, so?
14:38Please, please, no jinxing me.
14:40No way, no way.
14:41Good night.
14:42Good night, Dad.
14:43Love you.
14:44Love you, bye.
14:50Motherfucker.
14:56What's happening to you?
14:58What's your problem?
14:58I can't find my, my, my black suit, and I have to leave so, so soon.
15:02Okay, well, it's with the dry cleaning in my closet, so why are you freaking out?
15:07Okay, hey, hey, are you okay?
15:09Yeah, I'm fine.
15:10I just, I need the money, and I can't fuck this job up.
15:13Yes, and I get it, but you're not going to fuck it up because you're amazing, and it's
15:16going to be great.
15:18I love you.
15:19Yeah, you too.
15:20Yes, buddy.
15:21I'm so sorry.
15:27Save it.
15:33Motherfucker.
15:35What's up?
15:36I'm so sorry about that.
15:38I'm really sorry.
15:39Oh, you're a mess.
15:40It's okay.
15:41It's not my only talks.
15:43New York used to have professional waiters.
15:45Now it's all just models.
15:46You can't carry a train.
15:48It's, uh, it's really okay.
15:50So sorry again.
15:51Oh, bunny.
15:54Babe, I don't know what that was.
15:56I know.
15:57I'm a complete fuck up, and I'm sorry.
15:59You're not a complete fuck up.
16:01This is not rocket science or whatever it is you're into.
16:03Art, Sean, please don't fire me.
16:06No one is firing you.
16:08Just calm down and get your shit together, okay?
16:11Okay.
16:11I know you need the money, baby.
16:14Okay?
16:15Deep breath.
16:16Inhale.
16:18Exhale.
16:21You think you can handle quiche?
16:23They're dry.
16:39Hey.
16:40Hey.
16:41I am so sorry about earlier.
16:43That woman is horrible, and I'm the one who should apologize.
16:46I was standing right in front of the kitchen door like an idiot.
16:48No, I'm the idiot.
16:49You're just a normal, great person at a fundraiser.
16:52And that woman did seem horrible.
16:54Full disclosure, I hate this food.
16:56Well, full disclosure, I hate serving it.
17:00I'm sorry.
17:01I have to...
17:01Do you like Mexican food?
17:04Yeah.
17:04Of course.
17:05I'm not a serial killer.
17:07Or even a spree killer.
17:09You sure?
17:09Yeah.
17:10It was the time.
17:12Do you have the time to grab a bite with me when this thing is over?
17:17Tonight?
17:18Yeah.
17:19With you?
17:21Uh, wow.
17:21Oh.
17:22Yeah.
17:23Okay.
17:24Yeah.
17:24Yeah.
17:25Because there's this great place right around the corner, and it's open late, and...
17:29Okay.
17:30Um, you don't mind waiting until I'm done?
17:32Not even a little.
17:33Oh.
17:55Hi.
17:55that's a long line is it worth it um probably not right we also don't actually have to do this
18:15how would you feel about where we're in
18:17holy shit
18:37oh my god
18:41i mean i i figured you'd have a nice place but this is insane
19:08do you want a full tour now or
19:09or epic horror
19:39wow you are so beautiful
19:48you are so beautiful
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