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00:00Hey, we drinking beers?
00:13It's not big sex.
00:15I'm just going to come over there and pet your cute little head.
00:18Now maybe I won't.
00:19It's more like it.
00:28What do you have?
00:29What are you doing?
00:30What do you mean, what am I doing?
00:31Building a fucking fort or something?
00:33Jerking off.
00:34Huh?
00:35I'm jerking off.
00:36You do it like that?
00:37What do you mean, like that?
00:38How do you do it?
00:39On my back.
00:40You does it like that.
00:41Hold on a second.
00:42Goody.
00:43Close the door by.
00:44Goody, you in there?
00:46Are you jerking off too?
00:48Yeah.
00:49Is Goody jerking off too?
00:50Yeah, and this is what that looks like to me.
00:52Close the door by.
00:54Hey, we drinking beers?
00:55Give me a sec.
00:56So like five or so?
00:57Give or take.
00:58Okay.
00:59I'll see you in a bit.
01:00Can you close the door, bud?
01:01Goody, are we drinking beers?
01:02Gosh, I'm going to jerk off.
01:03Are you jerking off in there too?
01:05Yes.
01:06Oh my God.
01:07Wait.
01:08How?
01:09What, how?
01:10You got like a laptop in there or something?
01:11No.
01:12What?
01:13No, bro.
01:14Because you're not watching porn.
01:15There's porn in the shower.
01:16Yes, I don't.
01:17Yes.
01:18So like, you just do it to like what's in your head?
01:20Yes.
01:21What?
01:22Oh, hey.
01:23So by memory?
01:24Yes, the Spank Bank.
01:25You just think of something and you jerk off to it.
01:28Yes, my man.
01:29What?
01:30Are you on the fucking Mayflower?
01:31Please, please, please, bro.
01:32You never do that, Char-Z?
01:34No.
01:35Why not?
01:36Because we're not living in the fucking wild west.
01:38What do you mean?
01:39I mean, I'm not one of your ancestors wailing on it in a fucking teepee.
01:42Never.
01:43Fighting cowboys and fucking wigwams.
01:45You shouldn't watch porn at all, old man.
01:47You shouldn't watch porn at all?
01:49Yeah, I heard it on a-
01:50What?
01:51I heard it on a podcast that you shouldn't watch porn.
01:53No, sir.
01:54Now, you give me one fucking good reason why-
01:56Because it rewires your brain and it's only getting turned on when you watch porn.
01:59As opposed to what?
02:00As opposed to actually hammering abroad.
02:02What?
02:03Yeah.
02:04So if you watch porn, your dick won't work when you want to actually hammer abroad?
02:07Guess what the science suggests.
02:08Really?
02:09Guess what the data indicates, old man.
02:11Really?
02:12Too much ending ain't good for you, bud.
02:14Wow.
02:15What are you doing, bud?
02:16Doing you a favor.
02:17Actually, can you plug that in?
02:18Dorsey, close the door by the Lord Jesus.
02:20Well, wait a minute.
02:22But you're watching porn.
02:24Guess what I'm not.
02:25Well, then what are you watching?
02:26Try on hauls.
02:27Huh?
02:28Try on hauls.
02:29Try on-
02:30Girls trying on clothes on YouTube.
02:31What?
02:32Yeah.
02:33Huh?
02:34It's called try on hauls, where girls goes around trying on clothes and all that.
02:36They're just trying on clothes?
02:37Yeah, and they got nice butts and boobs and all that.
02:40Well, you can look at the fucking window for nice butts and boobs and all that.
02:43No, bud.
02:44Try on hauls.
02:45You can sometimes see the nipples through the clothes.
02:47On YouTube?
02:48Yeah, sometimes.
02:49Oh, my God.
02:50Just kind of the lesser of two evils, bud.
02:52What an odd East Coast cunt you are.
02:54The name of all things holy, sure is it, bud.
02:55Close the door.
02:56Buddy.
02:57What's up, buddy?
02:58Bitch is in there jerking off the girls trying on clothes on YouTube.
03:00You're women, old man!
03:01Is he?
03:02It's just kind of the lesser of two evils, bud.
03:04So what?
03:05So, because you're not supposed to watch porn, you just watch girls try on clothes instead?
03:10Oh, you never heard nothing so bad as that, eh?
03:12Where are they trying on the clothes?
03:13Sometimes home, sometimes at the mall.
03:15At the mall?
03:16Well, I suppose they could be at a standalone store, a storefront.
03:20Hey, hey, I didn't tell you this, but he's in there on all fours, too.
03:23What?
03:24Yeah, he's in there on all fours jerking off the girls at the mall.
03:26No, he is.
03:27Yeah, come look.
03:29Come see.
03:30Look at this.
03:31Well, come in and make yourselves at home, boys, by the Jackal or Jesus.
03:34You do it like that?
03:35You never does it like this.
03:36No.
03:37How do you do it?
03:38Bye.
03:39Tab on that, kids, because it's fit.
03:41Fuck, he should try taking screenshots with his eyes like you.
03:44Good for it.
03:45Fuck it, me nerves is raw, bright, raw.
03:47Let's go to North Bay.
03:49Drinking beers!
03:51Are we drinking beers?
03:52I just gave you a beer.
03:53Drinking beers!
03:54Thanks for driving us, Jill.
03:55Just a cool buck and a half to North Bay, eh?
03:58Thanks for doing this for Jack.
03:59Jack would've done the same thing for me.
04:00His good buddy, Tiro.
04:02You smell good.
04:03Thanks, buddy.
04:04He'll be so happy to see you guys.
04:05Well, lock up your daughters with this one coming woke.
04:07He's just a little homesick out of the gate.
04:09It's normal.
04:10How about this one?
04:11Fresh off a buck hunt up North.
04:13Seeing some familiar faces will go a long way.
04:15My goody Six Nations gonna gobble up all the Cree in Sault Ste. Marie.
04:18Settle down.
04:19Why don't we go sit at a bar uptown and split an appetizer?
04:22Is she scoring?
04:23No.
04:24But it's just five games in.
04:25Is that a big deal?
04:26It's a goal scorer.
04:27Dolo, are we drinking beers?
04:28Yeah, but Jack's mom?
04:30Yeah.
04:31She's gonna be a bit late.
04:32She's in Massachusetts.
04:33Massachusetts?
04:34Oh, you wanna know if she's coming, Dolo?
04:37They've got the kids doing so many things now.
04:39Toxic masculinity seminar?
04:40Yeah.
04:41Radioactive masculinity?
04:42We'll settle down.
04:43Highly flammable masculinity?
04:44What do you say to some good chat and a nice bottle of red?
04:47Tsunami hazard masculinity!
04:49Ah!
04:50Shorzy.
04:51Seek shelter immediately!
04:52Shorzy, shut up.
04:53Hey, we drinking beers?
04:54Hey, you should peel off.
04:55Why?
04:56Well, if he's already homesick, you don't want him seeing his buddy's mom before the game.
05:00Really?
05:01What?
05:02The one who's been making him PB and J and breakfast for supper his whole life?
05:04Why?
05:05I'd be crying into my shirt.
05:06Okay, I'll see you out there.
05:07Seriously.
05:08All right.
05:09Where are we going?
05:10Fucking hell.
05:11What is this?
05:12Behind the curtain, eh?
05:13Look out!
05:14Where is this fucking guy?
05:15Uh-oh!
05:16Whoa, there he is!
05:17Connor!
05:18Yeah!
05:19What's going on, buddy?
05:20Yeah!
05:21Steven Cunningham as I live and breathe!
05:23Oh, man.
05:24Holy boats, it's the Salisbury Beefsteak Bulldogs.
05:26This is Dolo, this is Hitch.
05:27You guys are unreal in that Broadway tournament.
05:29Hey, thanks, bye.
05:30That was fun hockey.
05:31Good for it.
05:32I'm gonna go grab us a beer, boss.
05:33Don't even fucking try to shake my hand.
05:35Last time I saw you, you're cross-checking me in the neck.
05:38Yeah, well, we're down three goals.
05:39Someone had to do something.
05:40It's my wedding party.
05:41He's cross-checking me in the neck.
05:42If it wasn't your wedding, you'd be getting it in the teeth.
05:43Hey, what's this I hear about a church league in Sudbury that got banned from their rink?
05:46Yeah, it's fucking everywhere, eh?
05:47It's the most bush league shit I've ever heard in my life.
05:49Oh, those guys play like psychos.
05:51How's it going?
05:52Good.
05:53Everything's good.
05:54No, like with the team.
05:55Slow start.
05:56Slow, we're not scoring yet.
05:57But a good group?
05:58Great group.
05:59A couple wild boys in there.
06:00Oh, yeah.
06:01A couple psychos?
06:02A couple psychos in there.
06:03Good for it.
06:04Nice.
06:05But good balance.
06:06A lot of US kids this year.
06:07Michigan, Minnesota, Massachusetts.
06:08Massachusetts?
06:09Massachusetts.
06:10Well, you're only about half as ugly as I remember, Connor.
06:11That's pretty good.
06:12You're for Jack, right?
06:13Sudbury boy.
06:14Yeah.
06:15Seventeen, come here.
06:16Oh, I don't know if I like your tone there, Connor.
06:17Maybe pull back on the masculinity a little bit.
06:19Kids are like dogs.
06:20You know, you gotta raise them to stiff hand.
06:21Teach them to come when they're called to support them.
06:22Yep.
06:23Tell them to come when they won't because they're run over.
06:24Yeah, buddy.
06:25Gotta keep them structured.
06:26Keep them safe.
06:27Spoken like a two-time coach of the year.
06:28Three.
06:29Really?
06:30Four, four.
06:31Wow.
06:32Oh, there he is!
06:33Yay!
06:34Look at that!
06:35What's up, Robert?
06:36What's up, Robert?
06:37What's up, Robert?
06:38Terry, let me grab him for a sec.
06:40Yeah.
06:41Hold on to her, buddy.
06:42You're all right.
06:43I haven't seen this kid in forever.
06:44Hold on to her.
06:45You're okay.
06:46You're all right.
06:47Sorry.
06:48Don't say sorry.
06:49You just already started it.
06:50Just let it out.
06:51Terry.
06:52You're all right.
06:53It's all right.
06:54Who gives a shit?
06:55Just let it out.
06:56You're all right.
06:57You're all right.
07:05You're all right?
07:08I'm all right.
07:09What's going on?
07:11I want to quit.
07:12No, you're not going to quit.
07:14I want to come home.
07:15That's stupid.
07:16No, it isn't.
07:17Don't be an idiot.
07:18I want to come home.
07:19What's a fucking home?
07:20No, they're not.
07:21They're out playing junior like you.
07:22Not all of them.
07:23Fucking all you got at home is a bunch of drunk minors and a bad homeless problem.
07:26Yeah.
07:27It's getting worse.
07:28Yeah.
07:29Fucking what do you want at home?
07:30You want some paninis?
07:31No.
07:32You can bring you one of those.
07:33No, I'm good.
07:34All right.
07:35Well, what's the fucking problem then?
07:36Just nothing happening.
07:37What do you mean nothing happening?
07:38Not scoring.
07:39Huh?
07:40Not making buddies.
07:41Fucking you're a hockey player.
07:42Don't worry about making buddies.
07:43You make a ton of buddies.
07:44Yeah.
07:45You get a ton of ass.
07:46Yeah.
07:47Why aren't you scoring?
07:48I don't know.
07:49I got the yips.
07:50Well, fucking everybody gets the yips.
07:51It's normal too, idiot.
07:52No, this is bad.
07:53Yeah, it's the yips.
07:54Every time I touch the puck, it's like I'm chopping it up into little pieces.
07:57Happens to everybody.
07:58It's really bad.
07:59All right, you want to talk about the yips?
08:00You ever been in bed with a girl, your dick doesn't work?
08:02No, have you?
08:03No, but imagine.
08:04Why'd you bring it up?
08:05I don't know, but you shouldn't watch porn anymore.
08:06Did you know that?
08:07Oh my God.
08:08Your dick's working okay, eh?
08:09Yeah.
08:10You sure?
08:11Yeah.
08:12I fucking knew it.
08:13Well, you're all fucking robust, aren't you?
08:15Right?
08:16Yeah.
08:17All right, are we at the other end over here or what?
08:19Yeah.
08:20All right, here's what we're going to do.
08:22We're going to keep it simple, okay?
08:24We're going to take it one period at a time.
08:25Just one period at a time, okay?
08:26Okay.
08:27All right, so you're not scoring.
08:28You've got to find a way to contribute.
08:30Right.
08:31You've got to find a way to help your team.
08:32I know.
08:33So go kill some guys.
08:34Okay.
08:35Just fucking go out there, run around, and fucking get in the game.
08:38Okay.
08:39Kill some guys.
08:40Okay.
08:41Now what did I tell you to be?
08:42The hardest worker out there.
08:43That's right, say it again.
08:44The hardest worker out there.
08:45That's right, say it again.
08:46The hardest worker out there.
08:47You go out there and you work hard, you'll get your bounces.
08:48The bounces come with the hard work, so you go out there and you skate.
08:51Okay.
08:52You go like fucking stink.
08:53Okay.
08:54Yeah?
08:55Let's go.
08:5617.
08:57Hold on.
08:58Are you okay?
08:59Yeah.
09:00You sure you're all right?
09:01Fuck yeah.
09:02You ready?
09:03Yeah.
09:04Good.
09:05Go out there and you just fucking kill some guys.
09:06I will.
09:07Be a killer.
09:08I will.
09:09All right?
09:10Work hard.
09:11Keep it simple.
09:12That's it?
09:13Okay.
09:14Let's go.
09:15Look at my eyes.
09:16Ah, moving on.
09:18Here we go.
09:19Section 105.
09:20Sounds like some soup.
09:21One of the hottest motor you ever did see.
09:22All right?
09:23That's our designated driver you're talking about.
09:24Okay.
09:25The strip clubs open again.
09:26Why should I ask her to go or what?
09:28Where she can say is no.
09:29Hey, we drinking beers?
09:30Boy.
09:31What?
09:32You killed some guys.
09:33Kind of.
09:34Oh no, you fucking killed some guys.
09:35That one in front of our bench is pretty good.
09:36Did you hear that sound after?
09:37What?
09:38It's the sound of 100 people opening their programs to see who fucking 17 is.
09:39Shut up.
09:40That's Sudbury, Ontario bitch.
09:41Shut up.
09:42And you got an assist too.
09:43How about that?
09:44See what happens when you work hard, you get your bounces.
09:45It was a phantom assist.
09:46It wasn't a phantom assist.
09:47It was a secondary assist.
09:48Secondary assist, whatever.
09:49You got an assist.
09:50You contributed.
09:51Shut the fuck up.
09:52Fine.
09:53You're on the score sheet, dumb fuck.
09:54Smile.
09:55Fine.
09:56So what are you gonna do now?
09:57Work hard.
09:58You're already doing that.
09:59Keep it simple.
10:00You're already doing that.
10:01You're gonna score a goal, idiot.
10:03Oh yeah?
10:04Well, you're a goal scorer, aren't you?
10:05You're a goal scorer, aren't you?
10:06I'm sorry.
10:07I'm sorry.
10:08I'm sorry.
10:09I'm sorry.
10:10I'm sorry.
10:11I'm sorry.
10:12I'm sorry.
10:13I'm sorry.
10:14I'm sorry.
10:15You're a goal scorer, aren't you?
10:16Yeah.
10:17Well, then keep it simple.
10:18First period, kill some guys.
10:19Second period, score some goals.
10:21Okay.
10:22I'll just start scoring now.
10:23Hey, you love scoring goals.
10:25All hockey players love scoring goals.
10:28That's what keeps us coming back.
10:29That feeling.
10:30I know.
10:31Get back to that.
10:32Okay.
10:33You fucking started playing hockey to score goals.
10:35You idolized the guys that score goals.
10:38Just remember how good it feels to score.
10:40You love scoring goals.
10:42Go get that feeling.
10:43Get that feeling.
10:44I'm coming back after the second.
10:46Do something good.
11:01Look at you.
11:02Look at fucking you.
11:04You are buzzing, kid.
11:0617, you've arrived, eh?
11:07Yup.
11:08Welcome to the league.
11:09You're on the PP with Duncan Hazy to start the third.
11:11Okay.
11:12Now what are you going to do?
11:14Get another one.
11:15Are you?
11:16Yeah.
11:17What?
11:18What?
11:19Well, you already got one.
11:20Well, get another.
11:21Yeah.
11:22You already got one.
11:23So what do I do?
11:24Well, first period, kill some guys.
11:26Yeah.
11:27Second period, score some goals.
11:28Yup.
11:29Third period.
11:30Make sure they never forget who you are.
11:32Who are you?
11:33Jack.
11:34Jack who?
11:35Jack Webster.
11:36From where?
11:37Narnia?
11:38From Sudbury.
11:39Hell yeah, fuck yeah.
11:40Just tell me what to do.
11:41It's working.
11:42All right.
11:43Well, you got a goal.
11:44You got an assist.
11:45What don't you got?
11:46What?
11:47You got a goal.
11:48You got an assist.
11:49You're one away from something.
11:51You want me to go for a Gordie Howe hat trick?
11:53Well, I don't know.
11:54What's that?
11:55You want me to fight.
11:56Well, what's a Gordie Howe hat trick?
11:57A goal and assist in a fight.
11:58Oh, is that what that is?
11:59Yeah.
12:00Fuck it.
12:01That'll get you a ton of ass.
12:02I think?
12:03Gordie Howe hat trick sounds so cool.
12:04Okay.
12:05Look, you're scoring.
12:06Your teammates like that.
12:07You fight.
12:08Your teammates love that.
12:10So, you wait till you get up another goal or two and you pick a fight.
12:13How?
12:14What do you mean how?
12:15What do I do?
12:16Huh?
12:17Just go up to some guy.
12:18You tell him his mom's so fucking boring you're half asleep even when you're railing on her.
12:21Oh my god, dude.
12:22But if her feet didn't stink so bad, you'd be right out cold.
12:24Are you seriously telling me to fight?
12:26Me?
12:27Because you're not supposed to do that anymore.
12:28I'm just saying I love what my teammates do.
12:31That's all.
12:32I fucking love it.
12:35Fuck you, Shorzy.
12:37I don't fucking care.
12:38Tell him you love his mom's Egyptian cotton sheets.
12:41Say you can't believe she found him at Winners.
12:52This trip had the effect I was after.
12:54Well, the best is yet to come.
12:56Thanks for this, guys.
12:57No problem.
12:58Our pleasure.
12:59Hey, have you met my pal Dolo?
13:00Go to Massachusetts.
13:01Massachusetts.
13:02Massachusetts.
13:03Massachusetts.
13:04It's a fucking dive.
13:05This is a fucking dive.
13:06It's a fucking dive.
13:07He's a fucking dive.
13:08The kid's a diver.
13:09He's a fucking dive.
13:11The kid's a diver.
13:12He fucking goes.
13:13Get out of here.
13:15Are you kidding me?
13:17Are you kidding me?
13:18That's a dive.
13:18Kid's a fucking diver.
13:21That's a dive.
13:22Oh, fucking look at that.
13:23One guy gets the gate, the other one stays on the ice.
13:26How about that?
13:27That's a fucking dive.
13:28Kid's a fucking diver.
13:30Hey, you got something to say?
13:32Sit down.
13:33That's my kid.
13:33You got something to say?
13:34Fucking careful, allowed you to say that.
13:36No, let's fucking hear it.
13:37Yeah, he plays like a fucking euro.
13:38Fuck you.
13:39Yeah, you teach him how to lay on the ice like that?
13:41Fucking teach you something.
13:42Teach him how to dive?
13:43I will kick your ass.
13:44Oh, fucking cool.
13:45You want to be that guy at your kid's game, get in a fight?
13:48Sit down.
13:48Drink your beer.
13:49Fuck you.
13:49Sit the fuck down.
13:50You fucking loser.
13:51Fuck you.
13:52Tap.
13:52Now.
13:53We got a guy for you if you want it.
13:55Drink your beer.
13:56Shut the fuck up.
14:00How about that?
14:02Diving's part of the game now.
14:03Gross.
14:04Every hit's a penalty, so the kids are hitting way less.
14:07That shit's a kid's killed.
14:08And if they get hit, they snap their head back or they fold up like a lawn chair.
14:12They know how to sell it to draw the penalty.
14:15Dishonorable hockey.
14:16Nothing worse than being labeled a diver.
14:18It's all in their tool bags now.
14:20Diver's the worst label in hockey, my son.
14:22Could be the difference in the game, so they go for it.
14:25I have a hard time with that.
14:26Well, you're a coach.
14:27You okay with diving if it gets you a win?
14:29Well, a win's a win, boys.
14:30Fuck off.
14:31All's fair and true love and war.
14:32What, you gonna lay on the ice, old man?
14:34No, you never fucking lay on the ice.
14:35You'll take a dive.
14:36Well, I'll stick you in the face, I'll spear you in the nuts, whatever it takes to get you to retaliate.
14:40But, I don't know.
14:42I'd rather lose honorably than win dishonorably.
14:47You?
14:50Let's see what kind of pretzel you squeeze yourself into this year as a coach.
14:55Fuck.
14:55Hey, man.
14:57Hey, man.
14:58I'm sorry.
14:59That was super bushly.
15:00There's no room for that here.
15:02All right.
15:02No, no, no.
15:03I was being an idiot.
15:04I'm sorry.
15:04That was super bushly.
15:06Yeah, don't worry about it.
15:07You buy you a beer?
15:09Sure.
15:09Sweet.
15:09Let's have a beer.
15:10Where are you in from?
15:12You know, Wingham?
15:12Oh, yeah, man.
15:13One of Wingham Ironman Junior C?
15:15Yeah, that's the one.
15:16That's it.
15:16How long does it take to get here?
15:17This is turning into quite the story, folks.
15:20An unfortunate one for North American hockey.
15:22It's not just the running up of scores by the Europeans that's the newsmaker here.
15:27We are seeing a physical style of play from the Europeans that exceeds anything I've seen
15:33in perhaps decades.
15:35This team known as simply the EU are doing a real number on us.
15:41Understatement contest.
15:42I win.
15:43Hey, settle down, you bomb hugger.
15:45Let the bi hug his mutter.
15:46Let this bi hug his mom.
15:48Away, whoa, widow.
15:48Who wants to keep me company back to Sudbury?
15:54One time.
15:54We're going to talk about Massachusetts.
15:56Massachusetts.
15:57Holy shit, you're hammered.
15:58When did this happen?
15:59Dolo, you're not riding an hour and a half home alone in a car with my mom.
16:02I'll go too.
16:03That's better.
16:04I'll babysit.
16:05I'll allow it.
16:06You better get your shit together.
16:07You're not going to have a shot.
16:08You're fucking hilarious.
16:09Hey, it's a big game, my man.
16:11Thanks, my boy.
16:11He'll be just fine.
16:12You're a game, kiddo.
16:14Love you.
16:16Love you.
16:16I'll go get the car.
16:17What are you looking for?
16:20What?
16:21What?
16:21Chair.
16:22For what?
16:23What do you do with a chair, boss?
16:24Sit.
16:24Why?
16:26I'm drunk.
16:30Inspired performance.
16:31Inspired.
16:32Thanks.
16:32I'm serious.
16:33Maybe you want to take a couple hard laps.
16:34Thanks for helping me out.
16:35Don't be soft.
16:36Right.
16:36Now it's time to get to work.
16:38Yeah.
16:38You've got a new team, new squad.
16:39You've got to help build the culture.
16:41I will.
16:41You've got to help build a winning culture.
16:42I will.
16:43It's important.
16:44Every guy buys in.
16:45I know.
16:45So you know names?
16:46Yeah.
16:47Everybody's name?
16:47Yeah.
16:48All right.
16:48What's his name?
16:49Who?
16:50The trainer.
16:51I don't know.
16:51That's the first name you should know.
16:53I'll learn it.
16:53You're going to be fucking bleeding and sweating all over those guys all year.
16:56Know their name.
16:57Calm down.
16:58I will.
16:58What's this guy's name?
17:00The bus driver?
17:01No, the spaceship driver, you fucking idiot.
17:03I don't know.
17:04Know everybody's name.
17:05The bus driver, the beer vendor, the janitor, the janitor's stepdaughter.
17:08You didn't know my name for like a month.
17:10That's different.
17:10Shut the fuck up.
17:11Yeah, I get it.
17:12Know everybody's name and call them by name.
17:15That's how you build respect.
17:17That's how you build a winning culture.
17:18All right.
17:19All right.
17:19All right.
17:20All right.
17:21What's the equipment guy's name?
17:22I don't know.
17:22I'll learn it.
17:23You don't know fucking anything.
17:24You don't know six times eight.
17:2658.
17:27No.
17:2868.
17:28Six times eight?
17:29I know there's an eight in there.
17:31It's fucking 48.
17:32Holy fuck, you're dumb.
17:34Is that what it is?
17:34You're such a dumb fuck.
17:36I don't fucking care.
17:36I got bigger fish to try, buddy boy.
17:38Trust me.
17:39Yeah, like the yips?
17:39I never said that happened to me.
17:41Okay.
17:41But you're so insensitive.
17:42Right.
17:43It's fucking hammer time every time with me, but I confided in you.
17:46Sure.
17:46I was just saying what I needed to say to get you to stop with all your...
17:49No, you weren't.
17:50I was.
17:51You were all like...
17:52No, you weren't.
17:52I was.
17:53Shut the fuck up.
17:53You're the best player out there, buddy.
17:58No one out there is better than you.
18:00It's going to be tough sometimes.
18:01Just give your balls a tug.
18:04No one out there is better than you.
18:06Thanks.
18:07You're the best.
18:10We're going to get a ton of ass.
18:14Hitch, we drinking beers?
18:16He's had enough.
18:17Well, he's never going to get you out for dim sum with that kind of work ethic.
18:21How are you not like that, too?
18:22So I'm a real man.
18:23You're an idiot.
18:24Hey, crank your rear view.
18:25I'll show you what a real man looks like.
18:27Back here, drinking beers.
18:31How do you know what to do with them?
18:33With who?
18:34The kids.
18:35Because I was one.
18:36How did you know what to do with Jack?
18:39It's what my brother used to do with me.
18:42He found a way to simplify things for me.
18:45He's going to get what I want.
18:52So where are you going tonight?
18:53Where am I going?
18:55Yeah.
18:55Huh?
18:55You going to the Coulson?
18:57Nah.
18:59Strip club's side's back open again.
19:01Oh, I hadn't heard.
19:02How did this town survive without a strip club for that long?
19:05I don't know, but we're back, baby.
19:12Hey, where are you going?
19:15Bed.
19:15Well, you've earned it.
19:18Straight to bed.
19:20Long day on the road.
19:24I'm just trying to figure out if I turn on the furnace or if I have someone to crawl in there with me.
19:28And it's, uh, everywhere.
19:31And she told me it can break your heart up and put you in a misery.
19:43Actually, can you throw me off the ring?
19:46I sure can.
19:47I'll get him home safe.
19:49And I'm telling you, it's too late to turn back now.
19:55I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love.
19:59It's too late to turn back now.
20:03I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love.
20:07I've found myself phoning her at least ten times a day.
20:15You know, it's so unusual for me to carry on this wave.
20:23I'll tell you, I can't sleep at night.
20:28The wrong thing to hold the tide.
20:31I've tried so hard to mess myself.
20:36Now this feeling just can't be right.
20:39I'm telling you, it's too late to turn back now.
20:45I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love.
20:49It's too late to turn back now.
20:53I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love.
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