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00:56I love it.
01:00I love it.
01:01I love it.
01:03Got a little memory.
01:05Got on the lucky one.
01:11Coming into one.
01:15I've got a feeling
01:18Plus, years from Megan.
01:21So happy Christmas
01:26I love you baby
01:30I can see a better time
01:35When all our dreams come true
01:51They got cars big as bars, they got rivers of gold
01:56Put the windows right through you, it's no place for the old
01:59When you first took my hand on a cold Christmas Eve
02:02You promised me Broadway was waiting for me
02:05You were pretty queen, I've knew your city
02:08When the band finished three
02:09You know she's invited Adam and Alya, don't you?
02:13Oh, dumb.
02:14I mean, she could have invited one of your exes, balance it out a bit.
02:18Who's she?
02:19The cat's mother?
02:20Do you like what I got, Eva?
02:22It reminds me of that quote from the Bible
02:25Pearls before swine
02:27Ma!
02:28What?
02:29Why is everyone so serious?
02:32Come on, it's Christmas
02:33Our first guest has arrived
02:35Merry Christmas
02:36Hiya
02:37A secret Santa contribution
02:39I hope I'm not too early
02:40Oh, of course not
02:41Nalan's been on the eggnog since breakfast
02:43The mouth on that
02:45Let me get you one, Megan
02:47Wait till you taste it
02:48You'll die
02:49Mwah
02:51Don't let her get to you
02:53Rise above it
02:55Oh, I'm rising
02:56Practically transcendental
02:58Closed?
03:05Closed on Christmas Day?
03:07I mean, it's like the Ravens have left the tower
03:12They will be opening later, I believe
03:15Family meal?
03:16I mean, lucky for some, eh?
03:19Case of I'm all right, Jack
03:20If ever I've heard one
03:21Happy birthday, David
03:25Yeah
03:25Ta
03:26Oh, yes, happy, eh
03:28Merry Christmas
03:32You're a little late for last-minute shopping, aren't you?
03:35Oh, no, I wish
03:36No, wouldn't late for work
03:37See?
03:38Yes, fascinating
03:40I'm not surprised he
03:43He doesn't want to be at home at the moment
03:45Why?
03:47What's been happening at Lesbian Ranch?
03:50My donation for our secret Santa
03:59Oh, yeah, the table looks dead nice, Eva
04:03I hope you'll be handing out sunglasses
04:05Now, Ollie
04:07As wonderful as it is to see you bonding with little Frankie here
04:10Don't you think you should go check on the food?
04:13Of course
04:13Everything's under control, Nan
04:16He's making my favourite
04:20A bird within a bird within a bird
04:23You seen something you don't like, Maggie?
04:29Plenty
04:30Ta-da
04:35Hey
04:36Oh, I hate leaving you on your own
04:40I'm going to sit and mope and watch everything I've circled in the TV guide
04:44Well, at least you know I'll come back sober
04:47Yeah, Kev's enough to make anyone rematch
04:50Right, come on then, me and you, let's get off
04:53To see Jack and open some presents
04:56See you later
04:57Oh, some presents?
04:59Your presents
05:00It just feels weird being here
05:10Especially when I'm leaving Leanne to fend for herself at speed, dog
05:13Well, they invited us
05:14And Ollie's meant to be a great cook, so
05:16Come on, open it
05:18It's symbolic
05:21Of what?
05:23The key to your heart
05:24Listen
05:25I love you
05:26And I think we should move in together
05:28In fact, we can pick up the keys for Kit's old flat at Red Bank, wherever you want
05:34Are you serious?
05:35Yeah, I'm serious
05:36Ollie and Azir, will you make me the happiest man on earth?
05:40I'll move everything
05:41I'd love to
05:43Kurt, what do you think you were doing?
05:47Come on, babe, it's Christmas, one or two won't hurt
05:49As long as it's only one or two
05:52Bird within a bird within a bird sounds very Henry VIII
05:58Divorced, beheaded, died
06:01Divorced, beheaded
06:03Survived
06:04I always find that last one very disappointing
06:07Hey
06:09Merry Christmas
06:10Merry Christmas, Daniel
06:11Hello, young man
06:12Just wanted to give Megan a Christmas present
06:13Oh, and is this your little guy?
06:17Couldn't you just eat him?
06:19Come here to me
06:20Oh, you're gorgeous
06:23You must stay for dinner
06:25We'll set two more places
06:27We have more company
06:28Well, I'm sure Daniel's got the places to be
06:31Hey, us barlows would do anything to avoid Tracey's crusty old nut roast
06:35Perfect
06:36We'll take the little lad upstairs to where the other kids are playing
06:40And would someone give Daniel here a drink from the bar?
06:44Thought we weren't doing gifts
06:45Well, aren't you going to open it?
06:55A weekend away at the Dovedale Spa for two
06:59Oh, wow
07:00That's supposed to be amazing
07:01Thank you
07:03Will?
07:16Sorry about him
07:17He's missing his girlfriend
07:19Chloe and Hull
07:21Bless him
07:23So, Audrey's gone to Gales for Christmas, has she?
07:29Did she fly?
07:31Yeah, bless her
07:32Oh, I so miss air travel
07:34You know, the glamour of the trolley dollies
07:36In-flight entertainments
07:38And on one particularly memorable jaunt across the Grand Canyon
07:41The giddy thrills of the Mile High Club
07:44I hope you two don't want feeding
07:47David!
07:47Worry not, we're not peripatetic noshers
07:51We just dropped by to wish you felicitations of the season
07:55And a happy birthday, of course
07:56Sorry, David's a bit stressed
07:59His birthday present from his mum's gone missing
08:01Well, I'm not bothered
08:03Do I look bothered?
08:04Yes, David, actually
08:05You look incredibly bothered
08:06Oh, the curse of the light-fingered postman strikes again
08:09Abidemi is not light-fingered
08:11Abidemi's quite fit, actually
08:13Oh, broad
08:14You know, Mother swore blind
08:16That she sent me Ben Shepard novelty coasters last Micklemas
08:20Did they arrive?
08:22Did they poncho?
08:23Gale sent a picture that the delivery driver took
08:26Whose doorstep does that look like to you?
08:28I mean, I had to make my own out of cork flooring
08:31Pastry cutter and a couple of taker breaks
08:33Well, it's classic Gale, isn't it?
08:35She's got a postcode to a house that she lived at for four million years
08:38Could that be Tim and Sally's?
08:41I don't want a stupid present, anyway
08:44Oh, now that is one hell of a moist breast
08:52Oh, plumpious, that's what it is
08:55Oh, my taste buds think it's Christmas
08:57Oh, hang on a minute
08:58It is
08:58It is Christmas
08:59And compliments to the chef
09:01Thank you, Todd
09:02Cheers
09:03Cheers
09:04I'm the sous chef
09:06Did you get my email?
09:09Oh, I'm so sorry
09:12That's so rude of me
09:12Yes, thank you very much
09:15What email?
09:17Oh, Summer's got him the most amazing gift
09:19She was telling us before
09:20Lovely
09:21Oh, I
09:21I'm jealous
09:22I am, I am spitting feathers
09:24Right, so you know he really fancies Andrew Scott
09:27So I have got him tickets to an Andrew Scott retrospective at a film festival
09:32Including a Q&A with the man himself
09:34Oh, was Andrew Scott in Hettie Wainthrop?
09:37Oh, lucky Hettie
09:38I don't think so
09:41Didn't know you were such a fan of his canon of work
09:45I don't think it was that canon he was interested
09:48Ah, what did the kids get you for you?
09:51Was it socks and smellies?
09:52Oh, kids, honestly
09:54They can be so unimaginative, can't they?
09:57Do you know what Daisy got me one Christmas?
09:59What?
10:00A pencil sharpener
10:01No, they've not got me now yet
10:05But I'm sure that'll be rectified soon
10:07Yeah
10:07I, um
10:08I've got to try the form
10:10Didn't I, love?
10:11Yeah
10:12It's gorgeous
10:13Oh, isn't it amazing
10:15We can get in the 50-piece shop these days
10:16But Andrew Scott, by the way
10:19I don't think he is
10:20He thinks you fancy Terry Scott
10:22He's that hot priest
10:24In that thing where she went round being posh
10:25Talking to me
10:26Oh, yes
10:27No, I know, I know
10:28Yeah, yeah
10:29Speaking of vicars
10:29Billy's taking his time, isn't he?
10:33Yeah, it's his busiest day of the year, isn't it?
10:35Ah, all these hot priests everywhere, eh?
10:39What a lucky boy you are, Torey
10:40Oh, this is lovely
10:43Mmm
10:43Mmm
10:44Mmm
10:44Really good
10:45You all right, Lisa Lou?
10:53Um, I got a text from Roy
10:55He says you rang the hotel
10:56That car had booked on
10:57And she never checked in
10:58Oh, no biggie
10:59Maybe she changed her mind
11:01And went somewhere else
11:02Well, obviously she went somewhere else
11:04The question is where
11:06And she's disabled the tracker on her phone
11:07So, right
11:09Well, I'm nipping out for an hour
11:13What now?
11:15Well, I can't divulge too much
11:16But even on Christmas Day
11:17There's stuff I need to sort for Spain
11:19Crikey, you're in and out more times
11:21Than I've been, Carla
11:22Sorry
11:24Mm-hmm
11:25Sorry
11:28Hey
11:40I just wanted to check you were cool
11:42With me and Ali have been here
11:43Maggie kind of press-ganged us
11:45Yeah, she's good at that
11:46It's fine, darling
11:47You OK?
11:49My letter
11:50Which letter?
11:52The letter?
11:54I think someone's taken it out of my bag
11:56Look, let me have a look in your bag
12:13Maybe a fresh pair of ice
12:14I've done nothing but check it
12:16Fill your boots
12:16I don't believe that it's just fallen out somewhere
12:21Well, if it has
12:22Someone's obviously chucked it
12:23Which is a good thing
12:24No news is good news
12:25I feel sick
12:26It's not there, is it?
12:28No
12:28Oh, do you know what?
12:29Maggie's been so off with me
12:31But then she's like that every day, ain't she?
12:32I'm sure if she'd found it, you'd know by now
12:34Yeah, that's true
12:35Look, calm down
12:36Deep breaths
12:37All right, babe
12:39Everything all right in here?
12:41Yeah, fine
12:42I better, um
12:44Listen, babe
12:49I've got no problem with your ex being here
12:50But holding hands
12:51I know, I'm sorry
12:52What happens the next time we walk in?
12:54He's unhooking your bra
12:54He was just giving me a pep talk
12:56With his fingers
12:57Babe, I was just getting warmed up about Maggie
12:59He was just calming me down
13:01So come to me, not Bonnie Prince Charlie
13:02I know, I'm sorry
13:03Look, for what it's worth, I'm sorry about my ma
13:06Which bit?
13:07Ha, Oliver
13:09Come on, babe, strength of the numbers
13:12I'm sorry to hear about your mum
13:24It's what it is
13:39Happens to us all eventually, I guess
13:42You must miss her
13:48I'm being daft, really, but
13:50Yeah
13:51Nothing daft about it
13:53People are still around, you want to make the most of him
13:56It's what we need, isn't it?
14:01What?
14:04Human contact
14:05You haven't stolen Gail's presents
14:10Yeah, but that looks like your doorstep
14:13Doesn't it?
14:15That's nothing like our doorstep, you plum
14:17Well, Mary said it was
14:19Well, has Mary got a degree in step recognising?
14:23Well, it might have been Brian
14:24Have you been shaming us on some sort of chat group?
14:28No, they came round for Christmas drinks
14:30Ooh, since when were you, Pally, with Brian and Mary?
14:34I'm not
14:34You've never invited us round for Christmas drinks
14:36Look, I'm sure I would have noticed if one of our presents said
14:39Happy birthday, David, love, Mum
14:41Yeah
14:43Yeah, I suppose
14:44Well, you don't mind, I'm not bothered, anyway
14:46I didn't want to tell your face that
14:47Do you know what, Tim? Forget it
14:49Mmm
14:53Nice ta
14:55Very festive
14:57I made that
14:59Yeah
15:01Bit dry
15:03Well, now you've had your meds and some scram
15:07You're going to leave a nice, reassuring voice note for my lady wife
15:10No, I'm not
15:11I'm not doing it
15:13You know, when she realises I'm missing
15:17She'll come looking for me
15:19Oh, right
15:20Do you really think so?
15:24You see, that's not the impression I got last night when she was...
15:26Oh, no, I don't want to rub it in
15:30You can probably smell her perfume on me
15:34If I find the evidence that you're corrupt
15:39It's only a matter of time before this do-to
15:42Oi, Miss World
15:44Shut your face
15:45Just need to reply to my lease
15:52Oh, she wants me
16:06Maybe I'm just better than you
16:10Oh, did I mention that we slept together last night
16:13Again
16:14My bad
16:16Naughty Becky
16:17That's what she said, actually
16:21He's acting like you're used to a serious
16:32Oh, come on
16:34It's not like I got him a present
16:35Or me
16:36Oh, really?
16:43Well, I feel a bit daft now
16:44But open it, then
16:47I'm new here, Buds
16:52Thanks
16:53There you are
16:58I feel I should be banging a gong
17:00Come in now, will you?
17:01Dinner is served
17:03Got a skirt on
17:09It's a skirt
17:09Oh, sound of music
17:12Yes, yes, yes
17:13My girl, my girl
17:15Oh, I love that film
17:19I do
17:19I played Maria on the ship
17:20Oh, here we go
17:21We did the whole thing in 40 minutes
17:23It was basically edited highlights
17:25It was me spinning around on the Alp
17:28And then it cut straight to that Rolf
17:29Pulling a gun on those poor kiddies
17:31Good heavens
17:31Oh, they thought of like kiddies
17:33The wrong side of 30
17:34I don't know, still
17:35The audience went nuts for it
17:37I've got loads of these fascinating anecdotes
17:39I've got loads of these fascinating anecdotes
17:39I've got loads of these fascinating anecdotes
17:39I've got loads of these fascinating anecdotes
17:40I've got loads of these fascinating anecdotes
17:40If you've ever suffered from insomnia
17:41Phone her up and ask her about a 12-minute chitty-chitty bang
17:43Right, here we go
17:44Okay, here's the song
17:46It's hard to tell whether you're acting
17:47Oh, shut up
17:48Five words
17:50Yes, please, love
17:51First word, first word
17:53You okay?
17:56They're not answering
17:57Who?
17:59I'm trying to have a video call that kills
18:00What are you doing?
18:07Always a little more tipsy than anything, so
18:09I'll, um, get a point
18:11Exactly
18:15But this is so much better than Tracy's nuts
18:18What is it exactly?
18:22It's a bird within a bird within a bird
18:25Ollie?
18:25It's a chicken inside a duck inside a turkey
18:28Do you like it?
18:30Yeah, it's fantastic, isn't it?
18:31Mmm, so are the roasties
18:32And this nut roast is definitely not crusty
18:35My grandson is a very special cook
18:38In fact, all my boys are special
18:41And they deserve to be surrounded by special things, Lauren
18:46How are the kids?
18:50Well?
18:50Yeah, fine
18:51You're not tempted to stay with them?
18:55My boys deserve only the best
18:57In life, in work
18:59I mean, especially in love
19:02Er, is it time for Secret Santa yet?
19:10Food first
19:11Fun later
19:13So, um, do you like being a chef?
19:19I do, yeah
19:19Yeah, well, I'm in rubbish company
19:21I bet you're not
19:22Nah, I am
19:23I could burn a salad
19:24We'll have to pouch you for speed, darling
19:26You'll need a big pan
19:27That wee lad's going nowhere
19:30Wee lad?
19:31I bet you like that, mate
19:31I think I'll always be this wee lad
19:33A toast
19:34To my boys
19:36Merry Christmas
19:38Merry Christmas
19:39Merry Christmas
19:40Hey
19:44The Poland Express is on later
19:47I thought we could all
19:48Hunker down and watch it together
19:50Don't confuse the boundaries, Kev
19:53We did this for the lads
19:54Confuse the boundaries?
19:56I'm not throwing my lips on you
19:58He's won, I've lost
19:59I'm over it
20:00Kev
20:00Look, he might be younger than me
20:02He might be better looking than me
20:03Don't, you know
20:04I can't call with this
20:05I've got a text card
20:06Tell them we're coming home
20:07Alfie
20:08We need to go now, kiddo
20:11Can you hurry up?
20:12I'll be back in the light
20:13My đi
20:13I'll be chronically
20:14I'll be학
20:14I can't call with this
20:15Sara and
20:35Mobile, answer call on speakerphone.
20:41Colin? Colin, are you there?
20:46Hello.
20:48They have a weird concept, isn't it? Secrets on tap.
20:52Well, it's a bit weird buying vouchers for spa weekends for people you hardly even know.
20:57It's a family tradition.
20:59Do you know what? I actually do need socks. I said that this morning, didn't I, Adam?
21:03She did.
21:04Your pillow talk is outrageous.
21:09And the next one is for...
21:11Drum roll, please.
21:13Oh.
21:17Ben.
21:18Wee-hey.
21:22Is it a jigsaw?
21:23Oh, come on, what is it?
21:24Wouldn't you like to know?
21:30To my baby.
21:31Give it to me. Let him read.
21:33Give it to me. Please, give it to me.
21:34I said, let him read it.
21:37You bitch.
21:38Let my son read the lovely gift I got him.
21:42What is it?
21:43Oh, just evidence of an affair.
21:45What?
21:46Between Eva and Adam.
21:47Between Eva and Adam.
21:48What?
21:49Why are you so intent on killing our relationship?
22:01Maybe I don't want my son to be with a two-timing tart. Read it out to the group.
22:18Ma.
22:19Ma.
22:20It's a letter to the baby she aborted when she and Ben were going through a rough patch. Rough
22:26patch?
22:27He probably gave her a few dirty looks.
22:29He went back to his wife?
22:31And you went running back to the groin of his lordship here.
22:35Sorry.
22:36Adam.
22:37My rock.
22:38Is this true?
22:39Your words.
22:40Not mine.
22:41There was no affair.
22:42I don't think that Adam's wrong.
22:43Babe, I can explain.
22:44Well, go ahead then.
22:45And Adam continued to be her rock when she aborted their child.
22:49Oh, you're not a very nice person, are you?
22:51Do you know the worst of it?
22:52It's still going on.
22:53Oh, please.
22:54No, I'm not having it.
22:55It's not because it wasn't in the first place, babe, I promise.
22:58And it's got enough all to do with you.
23:00Is this why you two were holding hands earlier?
23:02What?
23:03No.
23:04Are you happy now?
23:05Not by a long shot.
23:06Because you have broken my son's heart.
23:09Whether or not Eva had an abortion is, frankly, none of your business.
23:12Is it not, frankly?
23:13Well, isn't it a woman's right to choose?
23:15What she chose was infidelity.
23:17What kind of a mother are you?
23:19Daniel.
23:20You could do this to your own family and on Christmas Day.
23:22You could take that smirk off your face and all.
23:24Mate, I'm not smirking.
23:26Nothing happened.
23:27Who do you think you're giving your dirty looks to?
23:28You're completely misreading the situation.
23:30Aye.
23:31Well, misread...
23:32Ben!
23:39Yeah, don't worry, Betsy.
23:41I'm fine.
23:42I'm having a really lovely holiday.
23:45Only Roy rang that hotel and you're not staying there.
23:49No, I, uh...
23:51I had to move in the end.
23:53I'm staying at a new place now.
23:55It's, um...
23:56It's called...
23:58Rhubarb Hill Hotel.
24:00Rhubarb Hill Hotel?
24:01Yeah, yeah.
24:02I'm in the busing suite.
24:04Heh.
24:05Well, I hope you're having a good time.
24:08I'm...
24:09Missing you.
24:10James, get dressed and get up.
24:23Abby's on her way back.
24:24What?
24:25Just hurry up!
24:26Be quiet, I'm calling her.
24:27Hiya, love.
24:28Where are you?
24:29I'm just outside the main door.
24:30Wicked.
24:31Listen, would you do me a favour?
24:32Would you just go to the car and get me charger out of the glove box, please?
24:35I haven't got the keys.
24:36Oh, but I thought you always had them.
24:37Oh, God, you lazy.
24:38Oh, no, hang on.
24:39Tell her lie, I've got them here.
24:40Yeah, do you mind?
24:41Yeah, of course I can.
24:42I'm running out of juice.
24:43Yeah, of course I can, just give us a sec.
24:44Right, well, come on, we need to go and get Cal's charger.
25:00one more move like that and I'm phoning the police
25:14why do you hate me so much sit down this could take some time
25:19oi have you got anything to say for yourself
25:22oh I've got plenty and don't you oi me
25:24lies all lies
25:26I never had an affair with Adam the letter says different
25:29she supported me while how can you trust a single word she says
25:33while I was supporting our baby
25:34what
25:38the baby was ours
25:42what was with that stupid hotel name
25:50well I don't know do I
25:52I didn't think on my feet you had a knife pointed at me
25:56I don't know why I said rhubarb or whatever
25:59you're giving me a headache
26:00do you talk like this with lease
26:03no wonder she's gone off you
26:05biggest regret of my life she said meeting Carla
26:08the biggest regret of my life is following you here
26:11you did not
26:13because I'd have known
26:15don't lie
26:18okay
26:21all right
26:23Costello told me the address
26:25the rest you do know
26:27what rest do I know
26:28that I broke in here
26:30that I broke in here
26:30that you caught me red-handed
26:31you know but if I were you
26:35I wouldn't have left an incriminating burner phone
26:39just lying around linking me to a hit on Costello
26:42you're so boring
26:44right
26:47well I can't stand around here chewing the cud all day
26:50people to see
26:51wives to bed
26:53so she's not your wife is she
26:56because you're officially dead
26:58so that makes her your widow
27:00funny you mention dead
27:02because Lisa
27:05said that sleeping with you
27:08was like going to bed
27:11with a corpse
27:13happy Christmas ducky
27:20oh
27:31oh
27:32oh
27:33oh
27:34now that is what I call a beautiful set of conflicts
27:39aren't they
27:39aren't you lucky
27:40you
27:41yeah
27:42it was a good service Billy
27:44it was it was lovely
27:46it was it all Christmas
27:47it was it was with carols around the crib
27:50and mince pies afterwards
27:52oh mince pies
27:52you should have gone George
27:54oh
27:55was there erm
27:56mulled wine
27:57it's a family service love
27:59not happy hour at the legs of man
28:01you all right over there Theo
28:04you're looking a bit
28:05oh
28:06oh
28:07are we out staying our welcome
28:08oh no no no no
28:09oh wait tell us
28:10well no you can tell me
28:12I mean I'm
28:12I'm very hard to offend
28:14unless it's racism
28:16I do take offence at that
28:18no no honestly of course not
28:19you're fine
28:20but a worse actor than she is
28:22I think that's bullying that
28:26I'm going to touch my union
28:28national union of brazen bar mates
28:30speaking of which shall we erm
28:33shall we adjourn to the rovers
28:36oh no no no don't leave on my account
28:38although I think old Torrington's ready for a lie down isn't you
28:41yeah you are looking a bit quiet over there mate
28:43I think he's had one of the eight
28:44I'm fine
28:46that's what they all say
28:47I'll tell you what Billy he'll miss you
28:49found out today he's got a thing for old priests
28:51I have to get myself a dog collar
28:52Joe was put under your castle
28:54all right well erm
28:57yeah well
28:58nice to see you both
29:00or briefly
29:01come here
29:02yeah sorry about that
29:03you get your bag and I'll get your coat
29:07thanks ever so much
29:11bye love bye summer
29:15yeah get that then
29:17you know full well when we were going through a rough patch
29:22and you know full well why we were
29:23don't put that on me
29:25so this abortion's on me is it
29:26the only thing that I regret about that termination
29:29is not telling you
29:30but babe how could I
29:32how could I bring the baby into that
29:34you weren't even taking my calls
29:35you were living back with the dragon
29:37don't call her that
29:38and whenever we did talk to each other
29:39we were just taking shots
29:40and yet you still got pregnant by me
29:43allegedly
29:44don't you dare
29:47sorry
29:48I was in no fit state
29:51to bring a baby and Susie up on my own
29:54now if I'd have thought for one second
29:55that we were going to get back together
29:57I would have told you
29:58so where does Adam fit into all of this
30:01he doesn't
30:02not really
30:03except the fact that he was a supportive friend
30:05he was meeting a client in Hull
30:07I bumped into him at the Paragon interchange
30:09he was getting the train
30:10I was getting the bus
30:11kismet
30:12just to let you know
30:15your pub is open
30:17oh
30:18oh it's my pub when it suits you
30:20well I'm sure it wouldn't hurt you to put a shift in Maggie
30:23get your hands as dirty as your tongue
30:25are you going to let her speak to me like that
30:27very exciting to be summoned here
30:33like this
30:34it's very nice
30:35quite palatial
30:36mind you you must be earning a bob or two now aren't you
30:40so you've actually spoken to Carla
30:43not me
30:45that's
30:46oh
30:47so
30:48how is she
30:50what does she say
30:51erm
30:52she said she was at a hotel
30:53can't believe that's actually spoke to her
30:55it's reassuring though
30:56is it
30:58I want to be
30:59well
31:00doesn't it just confirm
31:01what you've been worrying about all along
31:04that she's ignoring you
31:05blatantly
31:06see
31:07I'll make a very good barrister I will
31:10because I've got a very incisive mind
31:12and also I'll look great in the wig
31:15and the
31:16oh I see
31:17my glass appears to be
31:19almost entirely empty
31:21it's a box
31:22hmm
31:23it's warm though isn't it in here
31:24it's probably evaporating
31:26hi
31:27hi Bonnie
31:29I'm home
31:30oh
31:31we have company
31:33Merry Christmas
31:34stranger
31:35is that the sister
31:36hello
31:37this is Roy's friend
31:40Evelyn
31:40hi I'm Kim
31:41hi I spoke to Carla
31:43brilliant finally
31:45er how was she
31:46it's hard to tell
31:48really
31:48erm
31:50what are you doing
31:51I'm ringing her
31:52oh please
31:54what
31:55like she's going to answer
31:58don't you think
32:00you should just face facts love
32:02and what's that
32:03you know
32:05maybe
32:06maybe
32:08maybe
32:09she's just not cut out
32:11to be a lesbian
32:12no a lot of people aren't
32:15no I wasn't
32:17sorry to send you on a wild goose chase
32:22I honestly thought my charger was in the car
32:24forget me own head if it wasn't screwed on
32:26so what have you been up to then
32:28while me and Kev have been pretending to play up with families
32:30oh just
32:31watching paint dry
32:33hmm
32:33well
32:34sounds like me and you have had very similar days
32:37shall we erm
32:38shall we make up for it now
32:41what exactly were you thinking of
32:44well
32:45come to the bedroom
32:46and I'll show you
32:47what's that aftershave you're wearing it
32:55smells different
32:56must be that
32:57old shower gel I used earlier
32:58what's this
33:00it's nice isn't it
33:03erm
33:03I found it down the side of the couch
33:05must be the
33:06previous tenants
33:08now
33:10where were we
33:11en route to the bedroom
33:13on a one way ticket to paradise
33:16I often wonder if you're a statue
33:25because you've got one hell of a brass neck on you
33:28that secret Santa stunt was evil
33:31I am a grandchild down because of you
33:34are you not going to defend me here Ben
33:36why should I
33:37she's right it was evil
33:40I'm not bothered
33:41put that drink down ma
33:45and get her to my house now
33:48I beg your pardon
33:49I want you gone
33:50are you going to side with that little tart over me
33:54right first time
33:57his poor beautiful face
34:14what do you need him
34:16wasn't me
34:18when a man gets hit like that
34:20usually over a woman
34:21maybe someone's got the hots for Elia
34:24who doesn't have the hots for Elia
34:26did I just say that out loud
34:30yes
34:30George
34:31keep it down
34:32people might think we're swingers
34:34oh like these two
34:35behave yourself Mary's if we're swingers
34:37I'll know what you're doing later
34:39I'm going to have a nice shiner thanks to you
34:43you had no right
34:44oh shut up
34:45no he's right
34:47Adam I'm sorry
34:49I shouldn't have reacted the way I did
34:52I've just spoken to the weaver
34:53and she's explained everything
34:54um
34:56accept my apology
34:58well this won't be a Christmas that we forget anytime soon
35:03but you've got a lot to save yourself
35:05hey
35:06sorry
35:07and Elia
35:09you've got to believe Adam
35:11none of it's true
35:11oh I never believed a word
35:13but you want to have a word with your mother
35:15is she calmed down
35:16she's packing her bags
35:19faster to leave
35:20what
35:21any sign of Megan
35:23she's gone home
35:24she don't feel well
35:26she wanted me to tell you but
35:28whoops
35:28I forgot
35:29listen
35:34I know that you've got the hots for your teacher
35:36you little git
35:37but how about you leave her for the grown-ups eh
35:39there's a good life
35:40right
35:40thanks very much for a
35:43memorable day
35:44shall we go next door
35:46hey
35:50I always wondered why you were so weird
35:53but now that I've seen what your granny's capable of
35:55it's all slipping into place
35:57David
35:59David
36:13where have you been?
36:17er manor's will
36:19been helping Lauren with Frankie so she could work
36:22Daniel's already gone
36:23he said to say terraria and that
36:25er
36:26you need to be careful
36:28do I?
36:29yes Will
36:30you do
36:30you were so vile to Daniel today
36:33classic
36:34I defend him why don't you?
36:36you're gonna give the game away at this rate
36:38and the state of him
36:39you know he had his hands all over my woman
36:41you're drunk
36:44what's she gonna be like
36:45on your little weekend away
36:46oh do you know what
36:50I can't be doing with you
36:52when you're like this
36:52weird
36:59I'm sorry
37:01what is that?
37:02it's a stimulator
37:03your own mother has got you a
37:04it's a vagus nerve stimulator
37:07David
37:07not in front of Lily
37:08no no it's totally sleep
37:10shut up
37:10no that's what it is
37:12it's an actual sleep aid
37:13what?
37:14granny girl's texted
37:15she said she's sent us all a video
37:16oh get it up
37:17get it up on sablet
37:17come on
37:18she'll be in our way for Andy Sarah and Uncle Nick
37:19well she's put it on plot chart
37:21you can see it on there
37:22aww I can't believe she's sent a video
37:24it's me
37:25I speak to you today
37:29on what is of course
37:31our first wedding anniversary
37:33one of the longest marriages this
37:36shh
37:36thank you David
37:38for my extra large jar of olives
37:41very funny
37:44I hope you've all been having the most wonderful day
37:49and of course
37:51David
37:52happy birthday
37:55how can it be 35 years since I first held you in my arms
38:01I hope by now you've unwrapped your sleep aid
38:07I just wanted to say that
38:11though I may be far away
38:14you're all very much in my thoughts
38:18and David
38:21and Shona
38:22you and your baby
38:25are utmost
38:27in my heart
38:28life
38:31is never easy
38:33life is never straightforward
38:36but we're a strong
38:39resilient
38:41family
38:42and we can weather
38:44any storm
38:46I love you all
38:48very much
38:50so till the next time we speak
38:54as the famous carol says
38:58the hopes
39:03and fears
39:05of all the years
39:08are met in thee
39:11tonight
39:12I wish you all
39:17a very happy Christmas
39:20happy Christmas
39:23happy Christmas
39:23happy Christmas
39:25that was nice
39:25yeah
39:26happy Christmas
39:27I just want to say thank you
39:34what for?
39:37how are you for?
39:40and just being so nice and patient today
39:44that was our first Christmas
39:47innit
39:47wanting to be special
39:49in that case
39:52thank you too
39:53for what?
39:56for being you
39:57your authentic self
40:00can't be easy
40:03you know
40:04I'm with you
40:05various issues
40:06unless you were being sarcastic
40:11I wasn't
40:12stand up
40:15you sure you weren't being sarcastic?
40:20yeah
40:20you sure?
40:32Merry Christmas Todd
40:34isn't that
41:02some oochimaflip
41:03Maggie
41:04from the pub
41:05correct
41:05introduce me
41:07I've never met her
41:08and you know
41:08if we pull up
41:09I'm thinking free drinks
41:10hello
41:11hello
41:12oh I say
41:14what a beautiful coat
41:16I love that colour
41:17Merry Christmas Maggie
41:19I don't know if you
41:21met my dear friend
41:23Evelyn Plummer
41:24Merry Christmas to you
41:26and may
41:262026 bring you
41:28everything you wish yourself
41:29and more
41:30are you off travelling?
41:34are you alright Maggie?
41:36no
41:36any idiot can see
41:37she's not alright
41:38she's in pieces
41:39oh
41:39let's just say
41:41I've fallen out
41:43with Ben
41:43oh dear
41:44who's Ben?
41:47my son
41:47well
41:49maybe it's just
41:50bad karma
41:51you know
41:52because you shut the pub
41:53on Christmas Day
41:54we were having
41:56a family meal
41:57but
41:57everything went awry
42:00well if there's anything
42:02I could do
42:04do you know
42:05any decent hotels
42:06around here?
42:09well I could drive you
42:10over to Chariot Square
42:11if you like
42:13good thinking
42:14Batman
42:14and
42:16could you call ahead
42:18when we're en route?
42:19my phone is running
42:20out of juice
42:21just tell them
42:22one night
42:23one person
42:24with breakfast
42:25and try and get
42:26a free upgrade
42:27to a suite
42:28erm
42:31I'm rather sorry
42:33we came over
42:33in the first place
42:35and
42:40relax
42:41my lady
42:48my good sir
42:51I'm sorry
42:54isn't that my line?
42:58should have been there
42:59for you
42:59we got there
43:01eventually
43:02didn't we?
43:04I'll never let you
43:05down again
43:11the rain
43:14all melt
43:15into you
43:16I turned
43:18my face away
43:20and dreamed
43:23about you
43:24got on
43:27a lucky one
43:29came in
43:32like 10 to 1
43:34I've got
43:36a fool
43:37a fool
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