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00:00Thank you for letting us be ourselves
00:02So don't mind me if I repeat myself
00:04These simple lines be good for your health
00:06Keep them crime rhymes on the shelf
00:08Live love life like you just don't care
00:10Live love life like you just don't care
00:12I believe it's never scared
00:14Rain and noise is the moment they fear
00:16Get up, you still appear from my dead
00:18Get up, throw your hands in the air
00:20Get up, it's shit in the air
00:22Get up, get up, get up, get up
00:26Get up, get up, get up, get up
00:28Finish wrapping the presents, sit back on the couch
00:36Then realise you forgot to buy batteries
00:38It's Christmas Eve and it's time for the last leg
00:42Tonight on the show
00:44We look at a prediction of Christmas future
00:46Look back on Christmas past
00:48And take a sneaky look at our Christmas present
00:52Plus we'll be joined by presenter Alison Hammond
00:54Comedian Harry Hill and music legend Rick Astley
00:56On the show that's always a Christmas die-hard
01:08G'day, I'm Adam Hills
01:10Welcome to The Last Leg, the show that wonders
01:12If King Charles' speech is going to get one less viewer this year
01:14With me as always of the pride of Huddersfield, Alex Brooker
01:16And the man who turned on the Christmas lights in Exeter this year
01:20But only in his own house, Josh Whittacombe
01:22Happy Christmas Eve everybody
01:24Every year we dress up there's something ridiculous for Christmas
01:26I of course am Tom Hanks from the Polar Express
01:28There you go
01:30Thank you
01:32Yeah, it's not bad
01:42Yeah, you're such a fan of the film
01:44That you've called the character Tom Hanks
01:48You look like you're about to strip
01:52That is a different type of Polar Express
01:58I went with Polar Express because it's my favourite Tom Hanks film
02:03Yeah
02:04Actually it's my second favourite but Philadelphia didn't feel appropriate
02:08Josh
02:09Merry Christmas
02:10Josh would you like to explain who you're dressed as?
02:13Oh, I didn't get the memo, I didn't know it was fancy dress
02:16No, I've come as, I'll stand up for this
02:21I've come as Francis Rossi from the Band Aid video
02:25Amazing
02:29I'm not saying I've run out of ideas
02:32But I look like Michael Portillo
02:36You look like someone who's been caught at Heathrow trying to smuggle in illegal reptiles
02:41Well, I've certainly got a snake in these tight trousers
02:50Alex, do you want to explain what's going on there?
02:52Yeah, I'm Tim Allen in the Santa Claus
02:54Santa's just fallen off my roof and I've just put the jacket on
02:57So, yeah, and also I'll tell you what
02:59It's comfy in it, I'll tell you what
03:01Your snake will be alright in these pyjama bottoms, mate, honestly
03:04This is the comfiest I've ever been
03:06I'm not going to say you've not gone to much effort
03:08But compared to the two of us
03:09Wearing literally slippers, pyjamas and just you've put on a Santa
03:13Yeah, I know
03:14I think these are comfy slippers
03:16I can only feel the one
03:18But I think...
03:21Alright, the big story of course is Christmas
03:25It's the story Alex has been most excited about all year
03:28So let's start with this
03:29Is it okay that Alex interrupted a last leg meeting this year to have his Christmas tree delivered?
03:35Okay, is it okay he did that in October?
03:42Well here's another is it okay for you
03:44Is it okay that it's a 13-foot tree?
03:47That is... I know, that's 12 more feet than Alex has
03:50Let's see... here's a photo of it arriving
03:57Just so you know, Alex took the tree out
03:59And then once that was done, Alex's wife put all her belongings in there and there
04:06Here's the photo of the tree once it was up and running
04:09Dude, it's so...
04:11Fucking hell!
04:12It looks like, you know those North Korean marches where they have the missiles?
04:17Honestly, it's so big that's an actual star on top of it
04:22Is it a real tree? It's not a real tree
04:24Oh no, no, no, no
04:25No, so even your Christmas tree is prosthetic
04:27Look, knowing how much you love Christmas, I would imagine the ads you get on your phone are different to the ads I get on my phone
04:41Oh mate, I mean the algorithm on Instagram
04:44I start getting loads of these like Christmas, like Larry Christmas suits and outfits
04:49Right
04:50Maybe because I was talking about Christmas jumpers
04:52That's all my algorithm is just Christmas suits
04:54Yeah, we've got some of the garish images Alex has been getting
04:56Check these out
04:57The thing with it is, you two complain a lot, you know, about your disabilities
05:02But that guy in the suit, he hasn't got a head
05:07It looks like...
05:09I'd say that's far...
05:11At the Paralympics, you're in the toughest category
05:15Especially if it's a dead heat in the sprinting
05:21The suit, I love the suit, it looks like the kind of suit Santa would wear to court
05:25You know what I mean? Like if Santa turned up in the Epstein files
05:31Oh no, Santa's not, obviously Santa's not in the Epstein files
05:35Obviously, because we all know Santa makes the list and checks it twice
05:38I reckon, pausing for an edit
05:50I think nothing says Christmas Eve more than Philadelphia and the Epstein files
05:55I reckon if you can encapsulate Alex's algorithm into one image, it would be this
06:00Declan Rice dressed as Santa drinking a Frosé with Big John
06:06That is... That's Alex's...
06:09I'm assuming that's your default setting when you blank out during an Easter
06:13Is it true you want a dash cam for Christmas?
06:15Yeah, I do, I genuinely do
06:18I've got banged into dash cam footage
06:21That's the other thing my algorithm is jumping up
06:23What do you mean?
06:24So like, I've got really into like, watching these videos
06:27Of like, just people having near misses
06:29But the one I've been getting into most
06:31Is a geezer called Big Jobber
06:33Who basically... What? What? What?
06:34His name's Big Jobber
06:35And basically what he does is...
06:36I'm going to say it, Hillsy
06:37When Brooker searched Big Jobber
06:38He wasn't looking for a dash cam footage
06:43He assesses like, the insurance library
06:47Who's at fault for the crash
06:49Based on the dash cam footage
06:51Are you okay?
06:53I think I'm having like, the most boring midlife crisis of all time
06:57But yeah, I really want a dash cam
06:59We've got a very special treat for Alex tonight
07:01So we've been following Santa on his radar tonight
07:04Oh, okay
07:05So, we're going to check in to see where he is right now
07:06Have a look at this on the map
07:08He...
07:09Now, that seems to be Huddersfield
07:11Which is where you live, Alex
07:12Yeah
07:13He seems to be stuck there
07:15Let's go to Santa's dash cam
07:16Or as he calls it, dasher cam
07:19To see what's happening
07:25What arsehole put up a 12 foot 3?
07:28I hope they don't breathalise me
07:30I've had 83 million cherries
07:31Here's your froze machine, you prick
07:32Now, one AI generator reimagined Santa over the decades
07:45Showing how, and this is a quote
07:46Beloved figures can evolve alongside society's progress
07:50Here is its revealing timeline of Santas
07:53Let's go through them one by one
07:54Here's 1960 Santa
07:55Textbook
07:56Classic
07:57Classic Santa
07:58Coca-Cola Santa
07:59No issue with that
08:00Yep
08:011970s Santa
08:02Ooh
08:04I've...
08:05I'm not letting my kids sit on his knee
08:07Let's look at 1980s Santa
08:11Wow
08:12He's been lifting his sack at eight
08:15It's no wonder mummy was kissing Santa Claus
08:17Look at that guy
08:18I mean, that'll leave her Saint Nicholas
08:20LAUGHTER
08:21LAUGHTER
08:23LAUGHTER
08:25LAUGHTER
08:27Did somebody just go, oh dear
08:30LAUGHTER
08:32LAUGHTER
08:34I enjoyed it
08:35Oh dear
08:37That from me
08:38Do you know what
08:39It's ruined Christmas
08:41LAUGHTER
08:42And that's a guy who was fine with the Epstein joke
08:45LAUGHTER
08:47Uh, 2010 Santa
08:49Couldn't give a shit, could I?
08:50LAUGHTER
08:522030s
08:53Well, I tell you what
08:54J.K. Rowling's not going to be happy
08:56From 2030s
08:58LAUGHTER
09:00Oh dear
09:03LAUGHTER
09:04Look, there's one in the audience
09:07How did that happen?
09:08LAUGHTER
09:13Mate!
09:14It's the one fucking night you work!
09:17LAUGHTER
09:19I'm not so sure about 2050 Santa
09:21I mean, no
09:22I mean, he looks like he's going to shoot the Naughty Boys again
09:25LAUGHTER
09:27And look, as Santa faces an AI future
09:28So does the art of gift giving
09:29Because surveys have found
09:30That a lot of people are using generative AI
09:32For present ideas
09:33I love the idea that tomorrow
09:35There's going to be men everywhere
09:37Blaming AI for misjudged gives
09:39For their other halves
09:40LAUGHTER
09:41It's just going
09:42Yeah, I mean
09:43Jack GPT just said anal beads
09:44I don't even know why
09:46LAUGHTER
09:47Like, the technology's just not
09:49It's just not right
09:50By the way, love
09:51Do us a favour
09:52Can you quickly ring your mum
09:53And tell her not to open her?
09:54LAUGHTER
09:56LAUGHTER
09:58So we've decided to use AI tonight
10:00To choose our presents for each other
10:02And to deliver them
10:03Would you please welcome
10:04All the way from the future
10:05Robot Santa
10:07APPLAUSE
10:08Santa baby
10:09Yes, little savior
10:10And the virtue
10:12For me
10:14Bring an awful good girl
10:18Santa baby
10:20To hold on the future
10:22I mean, the technology in the future
10:24Is amazing, isn't it?
10:25I tell you what
10:26The robot's improved more than the trolley, hasn't it?
10:29LAUGHTER
10:30It's not often I get to say this about other people
10:34But you do walk a bit funny, don't you?
10:36LAUGHTER
10:37LAUGHTER
10:38Can the robot do the Vs towards Alex?
10:42LAUGHTER
10:43All right, so we started by asking AI the question
10:45What is a good Christmas present for Alex Brooker?
10:47Now, once we explained who Alex Brooker was
10:48LAUGHTER
10:49LAUGHTER
10:50It suggested a personalised Arsenal jersey
10:51Yes, please
10:52Could you please bring the presents over?
10:53LAUGHTER
10:54Do you know what?
10:55Yeah
10:56RADA is fucking good, isn't it?
10:57LAUGHTER
10:58LAUGHTER
10:59Stuart
11:08LAUGHTER
11:09Did you know what?
11:10Yeah
11:11RADA is fucking good, isn't it?
11:13LAUGHTER
11:20Poor years of depth in this
11:23LAUGHTER
11:24Thank you very much
11:26I think that's yours. It's good to have Daniel Day-Lewis back in the game, isn't it?
11:30Oh, wow. Unbelievable. No, back a bit, there we go.
11:34Oh, there we go. Thank you. Thank you, Robot Santa.
11:41They said, do you know what? When they said Greg Wallace would never be back on TV...
11:56So I started out by asking AI what to get for Alex, and it said a personalised Arsenal jersey.
12:02Am I allowed to open it? You are allowed to open it. Oh, wow.
12:05So we've got you an Arsenal jersey, and on the back we've got the picture of you,
12:10with Declan Rice, and Big John drinking the Frosé.
12:12Oh, yes, please. Merry Christmas.
12:18I love this robot. He did a little happy dance when it was good.
12:22So when I ask...
12:26How is the robot funnier than all of us?
12:29This is the future, Josh.
12:32So when I asked AI what to get Josh, it said, uh, something that balances his sober lifestyle,
12:39his love of home, his writing work, and his comedic vibe.
12:42Oh, that's genuinely nice.
12:44It said, a premium tea gift set and notebook combo with a personal note.
12:50So it's an AI wrote the note. This is a personal note.
12:53For when you fancy putting the kettle on. I genuinely like this.
12:57For when you fancy putting the kettle on and jamming down those five-minute observations.
13:03This is the great thing. It also added, uh,
13:06Josh is an observational comedian who focuses on the minutiae of everyday life rather than big topical issues.
13:13I think anyone who's seen me trying to walk around the news on this show would agree with that.
13:21And so what did, what did AI suggest for me?
13:23Well, AI, they got, so basically they said, something that was tied to your interest in disability awareness and sport,
13:30but more importantly, a high-quality item that acknowledges that part of his life,
13:34but not in a pitying way.
13:36They wanted us to give you something empowering.
13:38Not in a pitying way.
13:39No, so we didn't want to get you any sort of present that would kind of sound, um, pitying at all.
13:45OK. So we've got you, uh, a book.
13:47You have got me a book.
13:48Which is called, um, The Little Disabled Engine That Could.
13:57Thank you so much, boys. I can add that to my collection, along with C-Spot Limp.
14:03Oh, the places you'll park.
14:05And can we also have a big thank you to Robot Santa.
14:15Uh, now Christmas telly is also changing. There's a reality series on Hallmark this year called
14:20Finding Mr. Christmas. Uh, the TV show focuses on 10 aspiring actors who compete for the chance to
14:25be the next leading man in a Hallmark Christmas film. Here is the cheesy trailer for the wholesome reality series.
14:33Boy, do I have an early holiday gift for you. We are back for season two with an all-new group of hunks
14:39and festive face-offs. Check out this sneak peek.
14:42It's a huge house. I'm down to stay here for a while.
14:45What's up, guys? What's up, fellas? What's up, Angel?
14:47What's up, Angel? Dude, it's so epic.
14:50Dude, we got the trust circle going on already.
14:55I don't trust that trust circle.
14:59Have you seen Finding Mr. Easter? It's a bit bleaker because the winner gets nailed to a cross.
15:03Now, throughout the show... Sorry, it's the latest photo-edgy for you.
15:19It's honestly, it's just everything you say with that ponytail.
15:23Now, throughout the show, this Finding Mr. Christmas,
15:27you just get a cut away of my fucking pony. We've never used that camera angle in 15 years.
15:36That's not one of our angles. Where's that? I don't even know where that camera is.
15:43Throughout Finding Mr. Christmas, the actors have to complete a series of challenges,
15:47including gift wrapping, untangling Christmas lights and acting in a scene. But we think they
15:52missed a trick because we've got our own Mr. Christmas here, Alex Brooker. I don't know why they
15:57didn't cast him, right? 100%, mate. So, throughout the show tonight, we're going to set Alex a series
16:02of Christmassy tasks, and he's going to do the first one now. We need you to head over there,
16:06please, Alex. I didn't know why. Are you ready? Are you ready?
16:13It's based on this festive challenge. Remember, guys, presentation is important,
16:20but your personality and star quality are always on Santa's radar.
16:26So, give us your best runway walks and slay!
16:31Link, you're up first.
16:38Okay, hello.
16:40Melissa, I don't want you to get too close to this fire. Sugar melts.
16:44So, it's time for Alex to take on the Mr. Christmas catwalk challenge. Alex,
16:57I want some strut with a good will to all men vibe.
17:03It's time for you to get to the fire.
17:04CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
17:06Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!
17:16Ha ha ha ha ha!
17:19Er, genuinely, by the way, don't get too close to me because I fit this flammable as far.
17:23Alex, you're through to the next round
17:28Alright, let's welcome tonight's guests
17:36They're Bake Off royalty, which means much like real royalty
17:39They're both in bread
17:40Please welcome Alison Hammond and comedian Harry Hill
17:43I don't believe it, Francis Rossi and Tim Allen
18:06And Bernard Cribbins from the Railway Church
18:09Now, Alison has already received the best gift of all a few weeks ago
18:17When Prince Harry lip-synced to one of your exchanges from Bake Off
18:22I thought I was dreaming when I saw that
18:23So here's the perfectly timed clip with Stephen Colbert
18:26If you was treated like a king for the day, what would you want me to do for you?
18:31Um, Bec for me, probably
18:33You'd want me to do what?
18:35Bec
18:35Beg
18:36Bec
18:37Bec
18:38Beg
18:39Bec
18:40Beg
18:41Bec
18:42Bec
18:43Bec
18:44Bec
18:45What a weird moment
18:48Crazy
18:50I mean, sounds like, oh my God
18:52Prince Harry are connected now
18:53I'm totally like that
18:54You know what I mean, we're tight
18:55Yeah
18:56How can I be humble now, do you know what I mean?
18:57Does it make me kind of like royalty now?
18:58Like, am I princess?
18:59Am I?
19:00Yeah, but it is a bit of a lot of things
19:02You know, you know what I mean, right?
19:03It's like, I mean, I'm a little bit more
19:05I mean, I'm like, you know
19:06I'm a princess
19:07Yeah, but it does appear that Prince Harry has got a lot of time on his hands now
19:22Harry what are your Christmas traditions?
19:26Well, we always what we do with the TV when we have the
19:30Christmas lunch. Yeah, and then we have we've got in those TVs that that you can bring right
19:35You know comes you can angle it right. It's on the wall, but you can angle it round
19:39Yeah
19:39And so we bring it round so that it's across the other side of the table and then we have the king's speech on there
19:45So it's like he's joining us
19:53It's been a tough year
19:58And look we talked about Alex's 13-foot tree in his garden anything special in your garden this well
20:03We we've got robins actually
20:06Yeah, yeah, yeah, I know we put up a
20:10Nesting box last year and yeah, and we've got some actually some baby robins in there now
20:15Yeah, and I've got actually got a camera in one of those little tiny cameras. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Yeah
20:20It's like a bird watch. Yeah with like a live feed
20:23Should we could we see that or we have got it? Yes. Yes, we can. Yes, we can. Let's see the live feed
20:28I've been in there this morning
20:46Talk about live feed
20:48All right
20:50We'll have more last week for you after the break as we chat to Rick Astley and find out which one of our guests had a crush on him as a teenager
20:58See you in a little bit
20:59Welcome back the last leg we're joined by Alison Hammond and Harry Gill
21:22Well, Alex is starting to change like Tim Allen in
21:28I'm not. I was I didn't know. I don't think that's how you looked in the last part. That's the same mate. Okay
21:35All right, Josh. Do you want to explain what's going on with it? I'm going through the band-aid video
21:43I didn't know handsome room back
21:45I can't hear much by the way. I'm staying from band-aid. Look at that
21:55Amazing bang on. I can't hear anything
21:59I'm getting Gail Tilsley off
22:06I'm getting I'm getting Gail Tilsley and Paul Hollywood
22:10And obviously I'm now Tom Hanks as Woody from toys. Oh, yes. Oh, yeah
22:17Because the final scene of toy story is when they all become friends at Christmas
22:22Time now to welcome another guest to the last late Christmas celebration
22:25He's a soul singer whose songs may be the one thing your family doesn't fight over this Christmas. Please welcome Rick Astley
22:40Welcome to the party Rick. What are your Christmas traditions?
22:58Eating and drinking I think pretty much
23:01My wife is Danish and we have quite a lot of Scandinavian tradition in our Christmas. Bacon
23:05Yeah, a lot of bacon. Yeah, yeah, but also
23:10They celebrate on the eve on the 24th. Yes, so we've got into that habit over the years of doing that
23:16So well, I'm very sorry that you're here tonight. I know
23:21I'm straight back there after this
23:25I'll be you know lovely
23:28No, so tomorrow tomorrow is a bit like our Boxing Day to be honest right a bit more chill and you know, so yeah
23:34Yeah, now we asked AI to suggest a present for you. I can't wait
23:41It said maybe a rare vinyl copy of something like the Smiths
23:45Because you did a show of Smith songs at Glastonbury and I saw it which yet
23:49You saw it and one of our team was there and captured the joy Josh felt as he watched you perform. This is genuine footage
24:04When I barely say again
24:06When I barely say again
24:08When each side shrink at the ship down
24:10I wander too much alone
24:12Oh
24:14What a nice
24:16One of the best hours of my life
24:20And watch that video
24:22This is gonna blow your mind. That was after I stopped drinking
24:25How are you share Rick's love of Morrissey's music his music? Yeah, not so much
24:39Talk about that do you performed as Morrissey? I was I did Morrissey and stars in there. I remember
24:45We have a dazzling clip of the enthusiastic performance from the turn of the millennium
24:49Oh
24:51Morrissey!
25:03Punctured bicycle
25:07By a dancer
25:09Oh
25:11Don't you make a man of me
25:13Yeah
25:17When it's John and Bob
25:21This shot
25:23He's come up on.
25:25Oh, very good.
25:27So good.
25:28Have you ever met Morrissey?
25:29I haven't met Morrissey, but part of it was you had to get permission.
25:33So I had to get permission from Morrissey to impersonate him. There was a...
25:37Or to do that song and I got a fax through in the old days of faxes and it was it was signed by Morrissey saying
25:44Good luck
25:45Morrissey and I so I thought oh
25:47So Morrissey's on the other end of this number the numbers this I thought well, I'll then and I had this idea
25:53So I sent him a fax back
25:55Saying how about you and me do a novelty single for Christmas?
25:59Our version of little donkey
26:01Wow
26:02But I never...
26:03Never heard back
26:04I mean you've got your own quiff
26:08I have
26:09I have to wear an artificial one but if you liked I could... would you like me to reprise the... would you like?
26:14Yes
26:15Yes, yes
26:16Yes
26:17I'm not feeling it
26:18Come on
26:19What a showman! He knows how to get the crowd going
26:28Here we go
26:30Here we go
26:31Here we go
26:32Oh
26:33Lovely
26:35It's uncanny
26:37Little donkey
26:40Little donkey
26:42Little donkey
26:43On a dusty road
26:46Going to keep on
26:48Flooding onwards
26:50With your hair
26:51With your hair
26:52With your hair
26:58Brilliant
27:00Oh
27:01Merci everyone
27:02Oh
27:04Merry Christmas
27:05So good
27:06Alison
27:07Is it true you had a teenage crush on Rick?
27:10Well it's not the sort of place I would like probably admit it with Rick literally sitting there but he already knows we've met quite a few times and now I'm quite cool with it
27:20Like I'm alright
27:21I'm totally cool with like being in the...
27:23As long as Harry's sat between us
27:24Oh yeah exactly
27:26So Alison just to clarify your story you used to fancy Rick Astley
27:31But not no more
27:32Then you met him and now it's gone away
27:34Not so much
27:35Not at all Josh
27:36Not at all Josh
27:37Obviously I've still got feelings but there is like you know
27:39Have you?
27:40Do you want to expand on that?
27:42Listen
27:43I'm not saying there's a chance
27:45There's a wife
27:46There's a wife
27:47There's a wife
27:48I feel like I'm with yours
27:50Come on Harry
27:51Come on Harry
27:52Come on Harry
27:53Come on Harry
27:54Come on Harry
27:55Oh no
27:56I don't know when I'm not wanted
27:57Listen
27:58Obviously I was a lot younger than I am now and obviously I still get the same feelings
28:12I'm going to say it there's a chance you're going to be Rick Rolled
28:14Come on Harry
28:15Come on Harry
28:16Come on Harry
28:17Come on Harry
28:18Come on Harry
28:19Come on Harry
28:20Come on Harry
28:21Harry
28:22Alison on the very night that his wife is celebrating Christmas
28:25Harry
28:26Well she's not here is she?
28:28Yes sir
28:29Just out of interest Rick where can Alison see you perform next year?
28:38Yeah
28:39Here there and everywhere we're on tour in April
28:42Are we?
28:43Yes
28:44We're all on tour
28:45Short notice
28:48Yeah
28:49So
28:50Yes
28:51We can't wait
28:52We can't wait we're looking forward to it
28:53And now Harry you and Alison both host different versions of Bake Off
28:56But you have brought your own showstopper to the show tonight
28:59Yeah
29:00Yeah I've got to go back there again
29:01Go on
29:02Well I just think you know people forget what Christmas is really about
29:09Yeah
29:10And what they concentrate on is the food you know it's all about the food
29:13So what I've done is I've done a my own savoury nativity
29:19Um
29:21Frazzles
29:22I love them
29:23Which I've made
29:25Which I've made myself
29:26And what
29:27So just trying to get the message of Christmas through
29:30Through
29:31Through
29:32Through food
29:33Smells lovely
29:35And
29:36Do you want me to talk you through it?
29:38Yeah
29:39So these are frazzles on the roof of the uh
29:42That's the
29:44That's the
29:45It's a pom bear
29:46As
29:47As the angel Gabriel
29:49And then we have the three kings here
29:52Which I
29:53I made from
29:54Pepparamis
29:55Because they're spicy
29:56A bit more exotic
29:57Um
29:58You've got the two sausages here
30:01Joseph and Mary
30:02Obviously Joseph is a bit taller than Mary
30:04Yeah
30:05Um
30:06And then you've got the star of the show the baby Jesus
30:10Which is a pig in blanket and there's the
30:13I don't mean that in a sort of negative you know
30:18You know
30:19I don't want any trouble
30:21And then
30:22You've got the manger made out of chip sticks they're nice
30:25And then you've got the halo there
30:27So that's just something that perhaps people could you know
30:31Make their own tradition now
30:33The savoury nativity
30:35Would you like to
30:36Have you got it in kit form
30:37That's right
30:38Do you like you sell it in a kit
30:39Could you
30:40It's about 12 quid
30:41A whole lot
30:42I mean the slight problem with it is to secure the sausages
30:45You do have to use um
30:47Screws
30:52We're going to have more last leg for you after the break
30:54As Alex performs a hallmark Christmas scene
30:56We've written just for tonight
30:57But right now
30:58Rick Astley
30:59Is going to perform his first Christmas hit of the night
31:02Before he does though
31:03We've talked a lot about Alex's love of Christmas
31:05But Lib Dem leader Ed Davey
31:07Revealed in an interview this year
31:09That he listens to Christmas tunes all year round
31:11Wow
31:12How do we feel about that?
31:13Is that alright?
31:14But isn't his birthday on Christmas Day?
31:16That's the reason isn't it?
31:17I think his birthday is on Christmas Day
31:19So that's probably one of the reasons why it means a lot to him
31:22Yeah
31:23Because otherwise it would just be fucking weird
31:25Well
31:37It's going to make the next bit awkward
31:39Rick is going to play us into the break
31:41But who better to introduce him
31:43Than the leader of the Lib Dems
31:45So Head Davey
31:48Hi guys, it's Head Davey here
31:52Merry Christmas to you all
31:54It's true
31:55I like listening to Christmas music all year round
31:58The reason is
31:59My daughter and I love winding up her mum
32:02And it's on my iPhone
32:04We play it in the car all the time
32:06I'm never going to give up Christmas
32:08So here's Rick Astley
32:20Sleigh bells ring
32:22Are you listening?
32:24In a lane
32:26Snow is glistening
32:28A beautiful sight
32:30We're happy tonight
32:32Walking in a winter wonderland
32:35Come on rock, let's go
32:37Three o'clock here, let's go
32:38Three o'clock here, let's go
32:39Three o'clock here, let's go
33:11Thank you
33:31Welcome back to Last Leg
33:32We're joined by
33:33Alison Hammond and Harry Hill
33:35Alex you're definitely changing
33:37I feel a little bit more Christmasy at the moment
33:39Feeling it a little bit bit different at the moment, but you're definitely progressing. No, I haven't
33:45Okay, Josh, would you like to explain it?
33:50No, I'm from the band-aid video. Yeah, so I'm Sarah Dallin from banana Rama
34:05Ain't what I do is the way that I do it. We've always said it
34:09And obviously I'm Tom Hanks in the movie Forrest Gump because he famously said life is like a box of chocolates and the main time
34:15You get chocolates is at Christmas
34:19You still look a bit like you're gonna strip
34:23Yeah, Forrest hump
34:26And now throughout the show we've been putting Alex through his paces to see how he'd fare on the US reality series
34:31Finding mr
34:32Christmas the winner of the first series by the way earned a leading role in a holiday movie about the owner of a Seattle dog
34:38Shelter who falls for a meticulous web page editor. The movie was called happy holidays
34:47See what they did there
34:49I'm gonna send everyone if you could all go over and get ready for the next challenge for Alex, please
34:54Over in that corner of the studio
34:56So Alex's final challenge tonight is to test out his acting chops in a scene
35:01We've written as the ultimate hallmark Christmas movie lights camera Christmas
35:15Help help I need an emergency appointment. Oh my god. It's Alison Hammond the big city TV presenter
35:21That's right. I've become so career focus. I've lost touch with what's important in life
35:27I'm single and I'm home for the holidays
35:30and
35:31And I've hit a dog
35:36Thank you. Oh my god, what happened?
35:38I'll tell you what happened
35:54It's quite difficult to talk because it's really tight on the jaw
35:58At least do a dog voice
36:07I'll tell you what happened
36:09That's better
36:11I was just sitting there by the side of the road licking my own balls
36:15And she came around the corner like a lunatic and hit me
36:18Yeah, but he's such a cutie. I've really fallen for him
36:21Is there anyone here who can treat him? I can't let him die. I'm the presenter of for the love of dogs
36:29Of course miss Hammond. Do you know what the hot vet will see you now? Oh, but I'm next
36:34I'm sorry. Mr. Hill. You're your cat's gonna have to wait. It's not the cat. I'm worried about it. It's the robins
36:39I'm afraid miss Hammond is next, but I'm on the telly. I know but not as much as Allison. No one's on the telly as much as
36:58The hot vet will see you now
37:05Somebody order a dreamboat
37:07Are you the hot vet? Yes, I'm sweating buckets. Do you know how hard it is to operate with these little hands?
37:14You look like a man who could really heal my heart. I mean dog. What kind of dog is it?
37:19I don't know one of those really little whiny ones by the looks of it
37:26Tell you what why don't you come back to my charming little cottage and have Christmas with me and my children
37:31They've been missing a mother figure in their life ever since my wife died in a tragic Christmas kite accident
37:39And then we could go back to the big city and maybe you could become the resident there on this morning
37:45Oh
37:49There you go little fella
37:51Get that on there boy
37:55Stop whinging or I'll cut your bollocks off
37:58Come on princess. Let's go
38:00All right, what about my robins?
38:10This Christmas Alex Brooker is the hot bed in Hallmark's new movie bet the hall
38:17All right, it's time to bring out a Christmassy mystery guest
38:32Harry and Alison have to try to work out why they were in the news this year. Can we please have this week's mystery guest?
38:38mystery guest
38:49Welcome Josh Alex. Who's the mystery guest? This is Rob. He was in the news this year for a Christmassy reason
38:55But what was it? Can we have the dramatic lighting change, please?
38:59So did Rob get suspended from Broad and radio for playing all I want for Christmas is you on October the third?
39:10Did he get suspended as a school exam invigilator after playing Merry Christmas everyone by Slade to signal the end of the final exam?
39:18Or did Rob get suspended by an undertaker after mistakenly playing last Christmas rather than the last post at a funeral?
39:29What do you think but I don't think you'd make a mistake at a funeral you'd be well-prepared does he look like an undertaker?
39:42That's a grave digger
39:46I'll tell you what we'll reveal the mystery guest after the break Rick Astley is gonna sing us into Christmas. We'll see you in a little bit
39:59We're joined by Alison Hammond and Harry Hill Alex has now become full father Christmas
40:16Ho ho ho!
40:18There you go
40:24You know what in another reality where the cards had fallen different he'd currently be doing that in a grotto in a garden centre
40:33You're not entirely sure what's going on with your costume
40:35Well, I didn't think we had very long
40:37So I was the dog already so I just shoved mine on top of the dog
40:41So I'm boy George
40:54Do you know what I'm calling this outfit?
40:56What?
40:57Here boy George
40:58And clearly I'm Tom Hanks from castaway because when he first experiences pain due to an infected tooth that goes on to become an ongoing issue
41:11Whilst he's on the island. He's had a Christmas dinner and I've got the volleyball as well
41:17Before the break we challenged our guest to work out how this person was connected to the news. Can we have the options again, please?
41:34Yes, this is Rob and he was connected to the news this year for Christmassy reason
41:39But what was it?
41:40Was it because Rob got suspended from Broadland Radio for playing all I want for Christmas is you on October the 3rd?
41:46Was it because he got suspended as a school exam invigilator after playing Merry Christmas everyone by Slade to signal the end of the final exam?
41:54Or did he get suspended by an undertaker after mistakenly playing last Christmas rather than the last post at a funeral?
42:03Oh, yeah, Harry Allison
42:07Could we could you say something sort of local radio ish?
42:12We could see on the show
42:14Well, hi folks. Hope you're having a good Sunday
42:17Yeah
42:19Is that it?
42:19We've got a good voice for radio
42:21Could you say
42:22You could have said no, Rob?
42:24LAUGHTER
42:26Shall we go with the radio?
42:29Yes
42:30We think would they suspend someone just for playing a bit mean isn't it if they've done that that is mean
42:36It's a cutthroat world low
42:38I won't be listening to that radio station anyway
42:40Oh, yeah, that's the last time you listen to Broadland Radio
42:44Oh, I thought you said Broadmoor
42:54Rob, can you reveal your identity please?
42:57I am indeed Rob Chandler breakfast presenter at Broadland Radio
43:03And I was suspended for playing a Mariah Carey Christmas song early in October
43:08Amazing
43:09Woo
43:11Indeed
43:12So why did you play it and then why did they suspend you?
43:15Well, it started with a text from a listener called Becky
43:19Who said she was putting out her Christmas stock in her shop
43:23And could I play a Christmas song?
43:24So I thought, tell you what, if I get at least five listener texts saying
43:29Ho, ho, ho
43:30Ho, ho, ho
43:32Exactly
43:33I'll consider it
43:35And we did
43:36We got a load of text saying ho, ho, ho
43:38One or two saying no, no, no
43:41But then Billy the Taxi Driver
43:43You must know Billy the Taxi Driver
43:45No
43:46Um
43:49Another keen listener
43:51Text and said there's a tub of chocolates in it for you
43:55If you play Mariah Carey
43:57All I want for Christmas is you
43:59So
44:00Came back after the news
44:02And I read that text out and I said
44:04Quite frankly I'm disappointed Billy
44:06That you could think I could be so shallow
44:09To fall for such a blatant bribe
44:13Yeah
44:14Ding, ding, ding, ding
44:16Oh
44:17Oh
44:18Played a song
44:19Yeah
44:20How long was you suspended for?
44:21How long was you suspended for?
44:22One day
44:23Oh is that all?
44:24Yeah
44:25Did you go shopping? What did you do?
44:27Yeah, well just stayed in bed all day
44:29Chill day
44:30Can we please have a round of applause for Rob?
44:39Alright we are about to end the show with a Christmas singalong from Rick Astley
44:42But before we do would you please thank our guests
44:44Alison Hammond
44:45Harry Hill
44:48And my co-host Josh Riddick
44:52And Alex Brooker
44:55We'll be back next week for our New Year's Eve special with an incredible line-up
44:58Musician Peter Doherty
45:00Comedians Maisie Adam and Phil Wang
45:02National treasure Sir Lenny Henry
45:04TV personality Danny Dyer
45:06Rugby star Hannah Botterman
45:08Lioness Lucy Bronze
45:09As well as a celebrity barman who is 100% faithful
45:14Right now though Rick Astley is going to sing us into Christmas
45:17Thanks for watching your last leg
45:18My name's Adam Hills
45:19Merry Christmas to all
45:20And to all
45:21A good night
45:30You better watch out
45:32You better not cry
45:33You better not pout
45:35I'm telling you why
45:37Santa Claus is coming
45:40To town
45:42It's snowing, Rob, let's go
45:44La la la la, la la la
46:11He sees you when you're sleeping
46:13He knows when you're awake
46:16He knows if you've been bad or good
46:20So be good for goodness sake
46:23You better watch out
46:25You better not cry
46:27You better not cry
46:29I'm telling you why
46:30Santa Claus is coming to town
46:35He got eight billion toys on his sleigh
46:40He's packed, he's coming your way
46:44Santa, it's coming in town
46:51Ba-ba-da-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba
46:54Bang! Merry Christmas!
46:55Yeah!
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