alquilé un marido multimillonario para la navidad (2025) es una comedia romántica llena de sorpresas y lujo. cansada de las críticas de su familia, ella decide contratar a un hombre para que finja ser su esposo durante las fiestas. lo que no sabe es que el hombre que 'alquiló' no es un actor necesitado, sino un auténtico multimillonario que busca escapar de su propia realidad. entre cenas elegantes, regalos costosos y besos bajo el muérdago, la mentira se vuelve cada vez más real. ¿qué pasará cuando ella descubra que su marido de alquiler es en realidad el hombre más rico del país? descubre este milagro navideño hoy mismo.
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00:00:00We found your fake Christmas wife, make sure you use an alias.
00:00:02We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO.
00:00:05Mommy, why do we have to rant at you? Where's my real one?
00:00:08Everyone knows Eva had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:00:12I'll tell you when you're older.
00:00:13Daddy!
00:00:14Oh!
00:00:15I'm sorry, I'm not your dad.
00:00:18Why does she feel so familiar?
00:00:20And then my family will get off my back.
00:00:22But you have to help me get my mom off my case too.
00:00:26If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:00:30Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:00:33My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:00:35No feelings, no complications. That's what we agreed upon.
00:00:38That woman is manipulating you. And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:00:42It's time you actually know the truth.
00:00:44It's not real. None of it was real.
00:00:47How can she just walk away?
00:00:49What if I already found someone special?
00:00:51You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:00:54Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:01:00So I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time.
00:01:06And this guy passes out.
00:01:08Alright, it's about that time.
00:01:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:01:13Yeah. Him.
00:01:22Hi!
00:01:23Just play along.
00:01:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:01:30Happy New Year!
00:01:32Baby!
00:01:33Hey!
00:01:34If you have a cute scar...
00:01:47It's just my birthmark.
00:01:48You have a cute scar
00:01:55It's just my birthmark
00:01:57If you want me to stop, tell me now
00:02:00I don't want you to stop
00:02:18I was so drunk last night
00:02:37I can't remember who I was with
00:02:39I must return this to her so I can see her again
00:02:48Happy New Year
00:02:52Sam, it's me
00:02:52Hey, find me the girl from last night
00:02:55I don't care how, just do it
00:02:57I will find you
00:03:00Maximus, can you get married already?
00:03:07Bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend
00:03:10I need grandkids, I need you to
00:03:13Message received, Mom
00:03:14I need to go now, I have to inspect the new headquarters
00:03:17Seven years
00:03:26Seven years
00:03:26Why can't I ever find you
00:03:29And why do you still haunt me
00:03:31Still thinking about that girl
00:03:40Boss, it's been years
00:03:42I'm ready to go to the inspection now
00:03:47Your vest, sir
00:03:48But first, we found your fake Christmas wife
00:03:52She's waiting in the coffee shop
00:03:53Blonde hair, red top
00:03:55And, sir, make sure you use an alias
00:03:57We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO
00:03:59Or she'll jack up the price
00:04:01Good
00:04:01Finally, I can get my mother off my back
00:04:04Hi
00:04:07One iced vanilla latte, please
00:04:10And one hot chocolate
00:04:11I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy
00:04:15Now Auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore
00:04:20Sweetie, remember, it's just pretend
00:04:23It's just for Christmas
00:04:24But Mommy, why do we have to rent a daddy?
00:04:27Where's my real one?
00:04:36I'll tell you when you're older
00:04:37Sweetie, why don't you go find us a table?
00:04:48Danny!
00:04:48No!
00:04:49What?
00:04:56Danny!
00:04:57No, I'm sorry
00:04:58I'm not your dad
00:05:01No, I know you're my daddy
00:05:02Just as handsome as I thought
00:05:04Oh
00:05:05Mommy, hurry
00:05:06Your fake Christmas husband has arrived
00:05:09I asked the agency for an average-looking guy
00:05:19He's gorgeous
00:05:20Why does she feel so familiar?
00:05:27Why does she feel so familiar?
00:05:29She's waiting in the coffee shop
00:05:31Blonde hair, red top
00:05:32You must be my new Christmas husband
00:05:35So, you're my new Christmas wife?
00:05:38See, I knew you were the new daddy we hired, right?
00:05:41Hi, my name's Hyper
00:05:42What's your name?
00:05:43Sam didn't say anything about a kid
00:05:45Max, Aurelius
00:05:47Eva
00:05:48I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
00:05:52I just need a wife for the holidays
00:05:55I guess mom gets her grandkid too
00:05:58So, per our agreement
00:06:01The rate is $1,000 per hour
00:06:04And
00:06:05$1,000 an hour?
00:06:07Well, yeah
00:06:07It's $500 a day
00:06:10Is that enough?
00:06:12That's the most that I can pay you
00:06:13Wait, you're paying me $500 a day?
00:06:15That's what I agreed with the agency
00:06:17You'll make your thousands over the week
00:06:19Look, my requirements are simple
00:06:21Okay, play my pretend husband
00:06:23Come with me to my hometown
00:06:24And we all pretend to be one big happy family
00:06:26And then my family will get off my back
00:06:29So, Piper can have a good Christmas for once
00:06:32So, she's getting pressure from the folks too
00:06:36Fine
00:06:37But you have to help me get my mom off my case too
00:06:40Okay
00:06:42Deal
00:06:43Ready to go get married?
00:06:51Wow
00:07:01Clean up nice
00:07:03This is my wedding day after all
00:07:05Pictures
00:07:06You guys are supposed to look like you're in love
00:07:21Push
00:07:38Okay
00:07:40I think we got it
00:07:42I need some photos of us together too
00:07:45To prove to my parents
00:07:47That I'm actually married
00:07:48And have a happy family
00:07:49Yeah
00:07:50Of course
00:07:51Happy holidays, Mom.
00:08:03From my family to you.
00:08:13Bad news, boss.
00:08:14The agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife
00:08:17failed last minute.
00:08:18Wait, she bailed?
00:08:20And who is...
00:08:21Who is she?
00:08:25Whatever.
00:08:26It doesn't matter.
00:08:28I've got what I need.
00:08:31Sam, don't worry about it.
00:08:33I already found someone.
00:08:39Okay, well, I think it's time for us to go.
00:08:43Christmas shopping waits for no one.
00:08:44Christmas shopping?
00:08:46I should come.
00:08:48Look, if you want me to be the husband in this
00:08:50fake it to your family plan,
00:08:51I think I should have some say in the gifts.
00:08:54It will make it more believable.
00:08:58Fine.
00:08:59Yeah, fine.
00:09:00Okay.
00:09:01You can come.
00:09:01Let's go.
00:09:10Let's go.
00:09:10Which mall are we going to?
00:09:11Um, let's go to that one.
00:09:13Oh, let's go to the bank.
00:09:14What the actual fuck?
00:09:24Sam, is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:09:31Get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:09:37She does kind of look like him.
00:09:39So, when we give these gifts to my parents, we will say they're from you.
00:09:47Here, let me get this.
00:09:50I'm going to love you, Max.
00:09:53Oh, so, I was, uh, thinking that since we're married, we should probably kiss once or twice.
00:10:03In front of them.
00:10:04Okay.
00:10:05Should we use our tongues or?
00:10:07No, no, definitely not.
00:10:09And absolutely no.
00:10:11Sex?
00:10:11Yes.
00:10:13Strictly business.
00:10:15Anything physical outside of that does not have any.
00:10:19What?
00:10:20Afraid you'll fall for me?
00:10:23I just don't want Piper to have messy complications getting in the way of her having a good Christmas.
00:10:29Let's go.
00:10:32Here.
00:10:37What are you doing?
00:10:38I'd never let my woman pick up the tab.
00:10:42Well, I'm not your woman, and this isn't a real relationship, and I don't want your money.
00:10:48Attention shoppers, all bakery items are now 50% off.
00:10:5250% off pies?
00:10:53Quick, go grab a dozen pumpkin pies.
00:10:5512 pumpkin pies, did I hear this right?
00:10:57They're the best kind.
00:10:58Hurry up and go.
00:10:59Go.
00:10:59What are you standing here for?
00:11:00Hello there.
00:11:03Hi.
00:11:04You ready?
00:11:04Yes, yeah.
00:11:05Just these things.
00:11:06Okay, great.
00:11:07We have a holiday special today.
00:11:09Spend $500, get 10% off, and you are just short $15 if you want to take advantage of the deal.
00:11:15Oh, great.
00:11:16Yeah.
00:11:16What do you have that's just $15?
00:11:18Well, can you get a move on?
00:11:20I just got here.
00:11:22Relax.
00:11:23Yeah, yeah.
00:11:27Here, this will do the trick.
00:11:28Okay, thank you.
00:11:31Hurry up and pay.
00:11:32I will pay when I'm ready.
00:11:37You can wait your turn.
00:11:43Damn, my fake wife has some fire in her.
00:11:45Oh, wait, wait, wait, not the pies.
00:11:52Not the pies.
00:11:53You can just set those on top.
00:11:59Hi, guys.
00:12:01I'm going to hand you all these pies.
00:12:06Of course.
00:12:09Thank you so much.
00:12:10Of course.
00:12:10I hope you like pumpkin.
00:12:13She bought all 12 pies.
00:12:14Don't worry, I have enough for everybody.
00:12:16Just to give it away.
00:12:19Merry Christmas.
00:12:20Hi.
00:12:20Merry Christmas.
00:12:26What?
00:12:27You do that often?
00:12:29As often as I can.
00:12:34We should go.
00:12:35We got to pick up paper.
00:12:36Hey, watch out.
00:12:59You done feeling me up?
00:13:02Shut up.
00:13:03I'm sorry.
00:13:03I was just in character, wifey.
00:13:05Yeah, well, stay out of character until Christmas.
00:13:12And don't be late.
00:13:25Harrison Group?
00:13:27Do you do construction for them or something?
00:13:29Sort of.
00:13:31Not that I'm judging.
00:13:32I just need to get my story straight or my mom will eat both of us alive.
00:13:37Why don't we say that you do mid-level management for Harrison Group?
00:13:40I think that's respectable.
00:13:43Can we pick another company?
00:13:45No.
00:13:46Harrison Group is perfect.
00:13:47And they'll find it impressive.
00:13:49My cousin's husband works for them, too.
00:13:50So, it's perfect.
00:13:52Perfect.
00:13:52Oh, and wear something nice for Christmas dinner.
00:13:59Don't worry.
00:14:00Okay, I clean up nicely.
00:14:02I wouldn't embarrass you.
00:14:05Too much.
00:14:06Too much.
00:14:06Let's go, Sam.
00:14:28It's time to check out the new HQ set.
00:14:30Hold on, you're covered in water, and you have a hair on your shoulder, and it's not yours.
00:14:35It's my daughter's.
00:14:37Daughter's?
00:14:39Give me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with.
00:14:42Hey, there they are!
00:14:58Hey, buddy!
00:14:59Nice to meet you!
00:15:01Aw, dad.
00:15:02I'm so glad you made it.
00:15:04Aw, I missed you.
00:15:06So, where's this mysterious husband we heard all about?
00:15:10He's coming.
00:15:11Please don't tell me Maximus bailed.
00:15:13Good, good, good.
00:15:15So, heard you got a new hubby, sweetie.
00:15:19When's he arriving?
00:15:20Oh, it's probably just some story she cooked up to stop people talking.
00:15:25Poor thing.
00:15:26Not surprising.
00:15:27I mean, she's 30.
00:15:28Once a woman hits that age, you become undateable.
00:15:32Plus, a kid looks so bad on dating apps.
00:15:36This is exactly why I refuse to come home single this Christmas.
00:15:41Auntie Pamela?
00:15:43Debbie?
00:15:44My dating life, quite frankly, is none of your concern.
00:15:47We're only worried about you.
00:15:49All these years without a husband.
00:15:51Zip it, Pamela.
00:15:52You know, you always spoiled her rotten.
00:15:56And look what happened.
00:15:57She got knocked up out of wedlock, raising a kid all alone.
00:16:01I'm not alone.
00:16:03Mm-hmm.
00:16:03And what does this mysterious husband do?
00:16:09He's a manager.
00:16:11Manager?
00:16:12Of what?
00:16:13Trash.
00:16:14Probably a cover for criminal activity.
00:16:20You don't have to lie to us, Eva.
00:16:22Actually, he's right here.
00:16:28Oh, wow.
00:16:30Wow.
00:16:31He is really good looking.
00:16:34Ah, must be AI.
00:16:36Mm-hmm.
00:16:37Congratulations, Eva, on your Photoshop skills.
00:16:40Fake.
00:16:41That's enough.
00:16:41She's our daughter and your niece.
00:16:44Show some respect.
00:16:45Remember last year when I introduced you to my husband's nephew, William, and you turned him down?
00:16:52Well, guess what?
00:16:54William works for the Harrison Group now.
00:16:56Makes 500 grand a year.
00:16:59That's half a million.
00:17:01Half a million.
00:17:03Girls are lining up for him all the way to New York.
00:17:07And speak of the devil.
00:17:09Oh, Willie, you made it.
00:17:24There you are.
00:17:25Oh, look at you now.
00:17:28Living the dream.
00:17:30Oh, just think, Eva.
00:17:31Well, you could be driving around in a car like that had you not married that criminal waste manager.
00:17:37So married, huh?
00:17:39Is it serious?
00:17:42That's what marriage is.
00:17:43It's pretty serious.
00:17:45Wow.
00:17:46You must have rushed to tie the knot, huh?
00:17:49Makes sense, though.
00:17:50You not being a hot young thing anymore.
00:17:53Dragging that kid around with no daddy.
00:17:55Ah, a bullet dodged, Willie.
00:17:58Meanwhile, you're climbing the Harrison Group ladder.
00:18:02That's right.
00:18:03Just bought this brand new suit with my Christmas bonus.
00:18:07Women love a man in red.
00:18:10Sexy, like Santa Claus.
00:18:12When I sit on my lap.
00:18:14Don't touch me.
00:18:15Oh, so entitled.
00:18:18Williams, a successful man of taste, not waste.
00:18:21And yet, for some reason, he's willing to overlook your baggage.
00:18:26I mean, look at that car.
00:18:28Could your husband afford anything even close to that?
00:18:31Think of the life I can give you and Piper with all my Harrison Group money.
00:18:35Ditch your nobody husband and marry me instead.
00:18:40I wouldn't marry you if you were the last man on Earth.
00:18:47My mom would never marry.
00:18:48She already has a husband.
00:18:50He's going to kick your butt.
00:18:51Is that so?
00:18:56Well, then, where is he?
00:18:59Because I don't see him.
00:19:01Does anyone see him?
00:19:04Now, just like I thought,
00:19:07telling lies just like Mommy.
00:19:10That puts you on the naughty list.
00:19:13And let me show you what happens to naughty children.
00:19:18Hey.
00:19:19Mommy.
00:19:19Hey, are you okay?
00:19:21I see your hands.
00:19:22Oh, my God.
00:19:24I'm going to take her in and get her packed up, okay?
00:19:26Come on, honey.
00:19:27Let's go.
00:19:29What the hell's the matter with you?
00:19:31How dare you put your filthy hands on my daughter?
00:19:35Let me go.
00:19:36Now, why would I go and do a thing like that when I'm having such a good time?
00:19:41Let me go.
00:19:42Let me go.
00:19:42Let me go.
00:19:57Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
00:20:00Max, you came.
00:20:06Don't worry, sweetie.
00:20:09Where's Piper?
00:20:11William Hitter.
00:20:13Mom, Deadhub, take her inside.
00:20:15Well, it looks like we have a real Grinch to dispose of.
00:20:17Well, well, well.
00:20:19If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:20:23That's right.
00:20:24Now, I'm about to take out the trash.
00:20:28Oh, Mr. and Mrs. Smith.
00:20:31It's an honor to meet you.
00:20:32I'm Max.
00:20:33Eva told us all about you.
00:20:35From New York.
00:20:36Polite.
00:20:37Handsome.
00:20:38Just like she said.
00:20:40Wow.
00:20:41He was an AI.
00:20:43See?
00:20:43He's real.
00:20:45And he's more of a man here than William would ever dream to be.
00:20:48Son of a bitch.
00:20:49You just ruined my suit.
00:20:50And watch the way that you drive that pristine automobile.
00:20:55That car.
00:20:57Oh, my God.
00:20:58That's worth more than a house.
00:21:00That car.
00:21:01It was all over the news when the CEO of the Harrison Group bought it.
00:21:06Wait.
00:21:07Are you?
00:21:12Like I said, I'm just Eva's husband.
00:21:15And that's all he needs to know.
00:21:17I'm not here to put on a show for anyone.
00:21:19You really are a criminal, aren't you?
00:21:21You stole it.
00:21:23That car belongs to the CEO of my company.
00:21:25Jesus.
00:21:26How did he get away with it?
00:21:28That's what I want to know.
00:21:30Enough.
00:21:30Please.
00:21:32I trust my daughter.
00:21:35She would never marry a criminal.
00:21:36Max, be honest with me.
00:21:40Where did that car come from?
00:21:43How much did you want for it?
00:21:44I'll pay you more money than you'd make it three lifetimes.
00:21:48So, you need a breath, man.
00:21:53All right, that's it.
00:21:54I'm calling the cops.
00:21:55Oh, way ahead of you.
00:21:57Wait.
00:21:58What?
00:21:59Are you feeling nervous, Eva?
00:22:02Oh, well.
00:22:04Too late.
00:22:05Listen, hon.
00:22:11I believe you.
00:22:13But how could Max afford a car like that?
00:22:17Mr. Smith, don't worry.
00:22:18It's my car.
00:22:19Okay?
00:22:20It's not stolen.
00:22:21Yeah?
00:22:22If it's yours, then prove it.
00:22:24Cops will be here in 15 minutes.
00:22:27Enjoy Christmas behind bars.
00:22:29Okay.
00:22:30I'll prove that it's mine.
00:22:31But then you have to get lost.
00:22:33And never show your face around my wife or child again.
00:22:36Oh, so you're a tough guy, huh?
00:22:38Well, I hope they serve eggnog in prison.
00:22:40Loser!
00:22:41Say one more word, and I'll give him a real reason to take me in.
00:22:46Jesus.
00:22:47Maybe he is a crime boss.
00:22:49It's kind of sexy, though.
00:22:53Here.
00:22:54Title and proof of ownership.
00:23:01Mr. Harrison?
00:23:08Mr. Harrison?
00:23:11Mr. Harrison?
00:23:12Just play along.
00:23:15Merry Christmas, Willie.
00:23:17Now get the fuck out of here.
00:23:18Before I kick your ass all the way up to the North Pole.
00:23:21Yes, sir!
00:23:22I'm so sorry, sir.
00:23:24Please, accept my serious apologies.
00:23:26Please.
00:23:26Oh, that William, what a jerk, huh?
00:23:40He fooled me.
00:23:41What can I say?
00:23:43Let's not let this little misunderstanding ruin the holidays.
00:23:46Oh, now you don't want to ruin Christmas?
00:23:48Oh, come on, Eva.
00:23:49We were just looking out for you.
00:23:52Please forgive us, Mr. Harrison.
00:23:54You know my youngest son is graduating.
00:23:56Soon.
00:23:57Do you think that you could help him get his foot in the door?
00:24:01A job at the Harrison Group, even in the mailroom, would open doors.
00:24:05We are family, aren't we?
00:24:07Family takes care of each other.
00:24:10If you guys want a job at the Harrison Group, you can put in an application like everyone else.
00:24:14Abigail, come on, talk to her for us.
00:24:18Didn't you just say that my daughter was undateable?
00:24:21Yeah.
00:24:22I think you need to take care of your own issues first.
00:24:24My daughter is just far too busy for your best life with my new son-in-law.
00:24:31Come on, guys.
00:24:31Let's go in.
00:24:32Welcome to the family.
00:24:36Welcome.
00:24:37Come on in.
00:24:38Come on in.
00:24:38This is your fault, Pam.
00:24:44You can't tell the difference between AI and reality.
00:24:48My fault.
00:24:49You were the one who was pushing her onto that worm, William.
00:24:51Hey, how do you have that car?
00:25:03And how do you know the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:25:05And how do you...
00:25:06I told you.
00:25:07I work for Harrison Group, remember?
00:25:09I have a friend in high places.
00:25:11A friend who just hands you keys to million-dollar, one-of-a-kind luxury cars?
00:25:16Yes.
00:25:17It's the season of giving.
00:25:18He knows people, has connections.
00:25:21He's a big deal kind of guy.
00:25:24You're a crime boss, aren't you?
00:25:26Yeah, and you best not forget it.
00:25:27Capisce?
00:25:28Oh my God, just don't blow your cover.
00:25:31Dad!
00:25:32Mom!
00:25:33Thank you so much for letting Max and I stay in your home.
00:25:36Oh, honey.
00:25:37We're just so happy that you found such a handsome, strong, good-looking...
00:25:43I think they get it, hon.
00:25:45Uh, how's Piper?
00:25:49Oh, she's fine.
00:25:50One of you guys just gets settled in and we will go check on her.
00:25:54And after your mom takes a cold shower, we'll come back and finish decorating the tree.
00:25:58Great.
00:25:59See you in a bit.
00:26:00Shall we?
00:26:01What are you doing?
00:26:04Okay.
00:26:06Hey, was that not a breach of contract?
00:26:12Relax.
00:26:12It was just a hug.
00:26:13We just got here and I'm already exhausted.
00:26:19You'll be okay.
00:26:21It's just one week.
00:26:22Kill me now.
00:26:23Well, I would, but I need to get paid.
00:26:30What are you doing?
00:26:32That's weird.
00:26:34They were so lovey-dovey just a second ago.
00:26:36I don't know, something just feels off.
00:26:38That's ridiculous.
00:26:40I mean, what do you want him to do?
00:26:42Make him promise to prove him?
00:26:44Something like this.
00:26:46Later.
00:26:50Let's go.
00:26:54Here we go.
00:26:56Piper is all tucked in, honey.
00:26:58Everything looks amazing.
00:27:00And happy holidays.
00:27:01To the newest member of our family, Max.
00:27:04Oh.
00:27:06Welcome.
00:27:07Cheers.
00:27:07Thank you, Ms. Smith.
00:27:09Looks great.
00:27:10Oh, just call me mom, honey.
00:27:12I had no idea what you liked, so I just whipped up a little bit of everything.
00:27:16But we all know what Eva's favorite Christmas dish is, right?
00:27:20Oh, no.
00:27:22Mom's testing him.
00:27:23She's trying to see if he's legit.
00:27:24You mean to tell me you two are married, and you don't even know my baby girl's favorite food?
00:27:31Ow.
00:27:32Eva, sweetie.
00:27:34Kicking my foot.
00:27:35Oh, sorry, mom.
00:27:37Oh, jeez.
00:27:40It's okay.
00:27:41Look, mom, of course he knows it.
00:27:43I would like to hear Max say it.
00:27:4412 pumpkin pies.
00:27:59Did I hear this right?
00:28:00They're the best kind.
00:28:02Well, of course.
00:28:03It's pumpkin pie.
00:28:06See?
00:28:07Are you happy now?
00:28:08That's good, but something still falls off.
00:28:11Mom, don't make it weird, okay?
00:28:13We had a whirlwind romance, and we eloped before we got to know everything about each other.
00:28:19But our marriage is real.
00:28:22I guess your mom's just watching too many of those real short shows.
00:28:25Ah, now those are quality.
00:28:29Okay, well, then answer this.
00:28:32Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:35Where's your wedding ring, Eva?
00:28:39I knew it was a good idea to pick this up.
00:28:41Well, um, it's...
00:28:44Silly face.
00:28:45Dropped it outside on the sidewalk.
00:28:48Luckily, I was there to pick it up for her.
00:28:51Silly face.
00:28:53I am not paying extra for this.
00:28:55Consider it a Christmas gift.
00:28:57Those blazers.
00:28:59It's nice.
00:29:01You can afford this on a waste manager's salary?
00:29:04Well, believe it or not, Miss Smith, there is a lot of garbage out there.
00:29:07And I'm not just talking about William.
00:29:10I'll drink to that.
00:29:11I agree with you there.
00:29:13So, come on, guys.
00:29:14Let's eat.
00:29:15Come on.
00:29:15And this is where y'all will be staying.
00:29:31I have another room set up for Piper.
00:29:34Nice and festive for you.
00:29:36No complications, right?
00:29:38Sorry, honey.
00:29:39Mom, you know what?
00:29:40I should stay with Piper tonight.
00:29:42Oh, honey, newlyweds shouldn't sleep apart.
00:29:47Oh, I just remembered.
00:29:48The city's turning the water off at 10.
00:29:50Something about water conservation.
00:29:52That means you have 15 minutes to shower.
00:29:5515 minutes?
00:29:57Honey, it's no big deal.
00:29:58Just shower together.
00:30:01Shower together?
00:30:04Just shower together.
00:30:06Okay, you guys, have a good night, okay?
00:30:12Let me hurt her.
00:30:33Oh, whoa!
00:30:35Why are you stripping?
00:30:38Well, I can't take a shower with my clothes on.
00:30:40Come on, we're wasting time.
00:30:41You have 15 minutes.
00:30:42Nice try.
00:30:43I am not showering with you.
00:30:45All right, sleep yourself.
00:30:47More room for getting in there.
00:30:48Not if I meet you there first.
00:30:50Come on, Max.
00:31:08Get out of the way.
00:31:10We agreed, nothing physical.
00:31:11You're the one with the dirty thoughts, wifey.
00:31:14Relax.
00:31:14I won't touch you.
00:31:16Unless you say you want me to.
00:31:18But that'll cost extra.
00:31:31In your dreams.
00:31:34Free to join me.
00:31:34You know, if you keep staring at my ass, you're not going to have me shower while you're left.
00:31:57You wish.
00:31:58Why aren't you getting in?
00:32:01Pray you'll fall for me.
00:32:03It's you who has to worry about resisting me.
00:32:05Oh, yeah?
00:32:07True.
00:32:07Holy shit.
00:32:20This is going to be harder than I thought.
00:32:28I'll say.
00:32:29What happened to all that cool guy confidence?
00:32:33Still think you can resist?
00:32:35Oh, baby.
00:32:37I don't think I want to.
00:32:43Max, I shut up.
00:32:44Max, we cannot do this.
00:33:13What?
00:33:14I didn't mean to cross any...
00:33:16It's not you, Max.
00:33:17It's us.
00:33:18It's this.
00:33:18This is all an act.
00:33:19Let's not make it more complicated than it is.
00:33:22You're right.
00:33:25I'm sorry.
00:33:26I just don't mean to be sorry.
00:33:28Just...
00:33:33That birthmark.
00:33:37What is that?
00:33:45It's him.
00:33:46The man from New Year's.
00:33:47Is he Piper's father?
00:33:52Why are you acting?
00:33:55Oh, my God.
00:33:57Max is Piper's father.
00:34:00Are you okay?
00:34:01Yeah.
00:34:02I just, um...
00:34:04I just got lightheaded.
00:34:05I think I just need a few more minutes.
00:34:07Alone.
00:34:09Of course.
00:34:13We have a daughter together.
00:34:15Oh, my God.
00:34:16What do I do?
00:34:17What do I do?
00:34:23I'm going to sleep on the floor.
00:34:25You can take the bed.
00:34:27Thanks.
00:34:30Hey.
00:34:31Are you sure you're okay?
00:34:34Look, fake marriage aside,
00:34:35I'm your husband for the next few days.
00:34:37So if there's something you need,
00:34:39I can help.
00:34:40I want to help.
00:34:42He's Piper's father.
00:34:44He has a right to know.
00:34:46Um, Max.
00:34:49How would you feel
00:34:50if you found out you had a kid?
00:34:55A child?
00:34:57No, no, no.
00:34:58That's impossible.
00:34:59I'm very careful.
00:35:02Mostly.
00:35:04I just mean I'm not the type of guy to sleep around.
00:35:07Family to me is a big commitment,
00:35:09and I don't want any loose ends.
00:35:12You know?
00:35:13Right.
00:35:15He wouldn't want a kid tying him down.
00:35:17I shouldn't tell him about Piper.
00:35:20Why do you ask?
00:35:22No reason.
00:35:23Just curious.
00:35:24I feel like you're going somewhere with this.
00:35:28What?
00:35:30No.
00:35:31Well, then,
00:35:32can I ask you a question?
00:35:34Shoot.
00:35:40Where did you get these?
00:35:41And how did you know my exact size?
00:35:44I did not get those.
00:35:46I don't know where those came from.
00:35:48Are you sure you're just not trying to break the contract?
00:35:54Stop coming.
00:35:55Get off.
00:35:56Whoa!
00:35:56Eva, the truth is, is that I...
00:36:13Go, go, go, go, go.
00:36:16Just a second.
00:36:17Come in.
00:36:18Hey, hon.
00:36:20Oh!
00:36:21Sorry for interrupting,
00:36:22but Piper is asking for a bedtime story
00:36:25before I tuck her in.
00:36:27Think you could take this one, Dad?
00:36:28We're kind of in the middle of something.
00:36:30I can see that.
00:36:32Well, why don't I read it to her?
00:36:34I mean, if you don't mind.
00:36:37Well, atta boy.
00:36:38You know what?
00:36:39Just put a shirt on.
00:36:40I'm going to go get her.
00:36:41Piper!
00:36:42Here comes Grandpa!
00:36:43He sprang to his sleigh,
00:36:48to his team gave a whistle,
00:36:50and away they all flew,
00:36:51like the down of a thistle.
00:36:53But I heard him exclaim,
00:36:55as he drove out of sight,
00:36:57Merry Christmas to all,
00:36:59and to all,
00:37:01a good night.
00:37:04If Piper knew he was her real dad,
00:37:06she'd be over the moon.
00:37:08Good night, Piper.
00:37:13Is her dad still around?
00:37:16Yeah, but he doesn't know it,
00:37:18because you're her dad.
00:37:20Uh, no.
00:37:21That man has no idea
00:37:23what a treasure
00:37:24he's missing out on.
00:37:29Do you really think so?
00:37:31From the bottom of my heart.
00:37:34Maybe I should tell him.
00:37:35He deserves to know.
00:37:36Max.
00:37:46You're Piper's father.
00:37:55I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:37:57I'll tell you when the time's right.
00:38:06Where's Piper?
00:38:24She must have snuck off
00:38:25while we were asleep.
00:38:25God, he's such a good kisser.
00:38:52Just gonna kiss and run?
00:38:53Not on my watch.
00:38:59Yeah, this.
00:39:01I remember this.
00:39:12Good morning, you two love bugs.
00:39:15How was your stay at Chateau Smith?
00:39:18Good morning, Miss Smith.
00:39:19It was, uh, it was great.
00:39:21Wonderful.
00:39:21Well, it's about to get even better.
00:39:26Oh, no.
00:39:27What is that?
00:39:28Sardines and saltines.
00:39:30It's a Smith family classic.
00:39:32It was my gram-grams favorite
00:39:33during wartime.
00:39:35Don't be shy.
00:39:35Go ahead, grab a handful.
00:39:38Max, you don't have to.
00:39:40No, no.
00:39:40It's okay.
00:39:41It's a Smith family staple.
00:39:44All right.
00:39:46Good.
00:39:46Good?
00:39:47Good?
00:39:47Good?
00:39:48It's grumpy.
00:39:48Well, you two better get dressed.
00:39:49Good?
00:39:50Mmm.
00:39:51Good?
00:39:52Well, you two better get dressed, you gotta go see Aunt Miranda.
00:40:11Could I, um, could I have some water, please?
00:40:15That means there's no escaping Aunt Miranda and her brood this year.
00:40:19What's the deal with them?
00:40:21Every year Aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I.
00:40:23Says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm...
00:40:26Hey, don't worry.
00:40:29I'll protect you and Piper.
00:40:33Better have Sam on standby tonight, just in case.
00:40:37Well, looks like it's time to get dressed up then.
00:40:45Wait, that earring.
00:40:53Wait, that earring.
00:40:55You like it?
00:40:57I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago.
00:41:00Did you lose it seven years ago?
00:41:02I don't really remember the details, but luckily I was able to find a new pair.
00:41:08Right.
00:41:09And it's just a common earring.
00:41:11Anyone could have it.
00:41:12Maybe I'm reading too much into it.
00:41:14She can't be the woman from seven years ago.
00:41:17So Ava and Piper still aren't here.
00:41:23But Derek said that Ava got married.
00:41:26What kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:41:30An aging single mom.
00:41:32Slim pickings.
00:41:33I heard he's in waste management.
00:41:36That explains it.
00:41:37She's probably too embarrassed to show up.
00:41:40Oh, please, Miranda.
00:41:42No.
00:41:43Ava is your niece.
00:41:44Oh, come on, Grandpa.
00:41:46Everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:41:49Her track record speaks for itself.
00:41:51Exactly.
00:41:52Not like my Sierra.
00:41:54Married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group.
00:41:59Oh!
00:42:00They're here!
00:42:01Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:07Merry Christmas, everybody.
00:42:09Merry Christmas.
00:42:11You must be Grandpa Harold.
00:42:13I am.
00:42:14I'm Eva's husband.
00:42:15Max.
00:42:16Pleasure to meet you.
00:42:17Welcome.
00:42:18You're Eva's husband.
00:42:19But you're gorgeous.
00:42:24But not as handsome as you.
00:42:26Look at you two.
00:42:27You look like you just stepped out of a movie.
00:42:29Merry Christmas, Grandpa.
00:42:31Merry Christmas.
00:42:32This is from Max and I.
00:42:34Oh, my goodness.
00:42:35Thank you, Eva.
00:42:36Let me grab that for you, Daddy.
00:42:39Oops.
00:42:40Oh, my bad.
00:42:41Ooh.
00:42:42A homemade gift.
00:42:43How thrifty.
00:42:45Not all gifts are about the price tag.
00:42:47Mommy's right.
00:42:48You mean a little hack.
00:42:50You little.
00:42:53You will not lay a hand on my daughter.
00:42:55Or you will lose yours.
00:42:57Oh.
00:42:58I think you broke my wrist.
00:43:00Look what you just did to my mother.
00:43:02My husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor.
00:43:05He could ruin your life.
00:43:19Mommy, are you okay?
00:43:20I'm fine.
00:43:21I'm just wet, honey.
00:43:22Yeah.
00:43:23It's okay.
00:43:24It's okay.
00:43:26What are you?
00:43:29Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:43:32Did you just slap me?
00:43:34Next time, it'll be a closed fist.
00:43:36You're a fucking psycho.
00:43:37You know what, Sierra?
00:43:38I can take your little insults, but leave my family out of this.
00:43:44Her family.
00:43:45She needs me.
00:43:46You okay, honey?
00:43:47Do I look okay to you, dumbass?
00:43:48Do something.
00:43:49You don't know who you're messing with.
00:43:50I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me.
00:43:51Oh, wow.
00:43:52I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people.
00:44:06Like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks.
00:44:09Let's call him.
00:44:10I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side.
00:44:13Please.
00:44:14Who do you think you are?
00:44:15Enough!
00:44:19There will be no arguing during Christmas.
00:44:22Fine, Dad.
00:44:23Let it go, Nathan.
00:44:25They're just jealous.
00:44:28For Grandpa's sake, I'll let you off easy.
00:44:30I think you owe Nathan a thank you.
00:44:34I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you.
00:44:38Do you want me to get the other cheek?
00:44:39Alright, that's enough.
00:44:40Everyone come inside and sit down.
00:44:45Okay.
00:44:46Is this a joke?
00:44:47Can you please pass me some food?
00:44:51Hold it.
00:44:52Who said you could eat anything else?
00:44:53My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:57My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:44:58My husband and I paid for this feast.
00:45:03King crab, fresh from Alaska, and grass-fed wagyu.
00:45:04Three times the price, 50 times the flavor.
00:45:05And you don't get a single bite.
00:45:06It's just petty.
00:45:07Maybe so.
00:45:08Maybe so.
00:45:09But gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders.
00:45:10Fine.
00:45:11I'll do it.
00:45:12I'll do it.
00:45:13I'll do it.
00:45:14I'll do it.
00:45:15I'll do it.
00:45:16Fine.
00:45:17Then we won't stay and eat with you.
00:45:18Come on, let's go.
00:45:19No, no.
00:45:20Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:21Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like you.
00:45:24You're always a jerk.
00:45:25Have a good meal.
00:45:26I'll do it.
00:45:27I'm gonna do it.
00:45:28Are you okay?
00:45:29No, no.
00:45:30No, no.
00:45:31Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:35Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like you're alive.
00:45:41Come on, let's go.
00:45:42No, no.
00:45:43Don't you dare leave our family dinner.
00:45:47Grandpa, I'm sorry, but they're treating us like...
00:45:50I know, dear.
00:45:51I just want to have our family together.
00:45:53Fine.
00:45:54We'll let the strays sit and eat with us.
00:45:57Better a stray than a bitch.
00:45:58What was that?
00:46:02I just want to have our family together.
00:46:05Fine.
00:46:06We'll stay.
00:46:08Can I have a little napalm?
00:46:10It's okay, sweetie.
00:46:11We'll get something right after.
00:46:13Like drive-thru?
00:46:15I hope you enjoy food poisoning.
00:46:17That will be a particularly memorable Christmas present.
00:46:22No strays.
00:46:24Ow.
00:46:24Please, sweetie, are you okay?
00:46:26Yes, please.
00:46:27You hit my child.
00:46:29You're fucking crazy.
00:46:30Well, if you teach her some manners, maybe I wouldn't have to.
00:46:37Don't worry, baby.
00:46:38I'll handle it.
00:46:39Piper, sweetie, are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life?
00:46:54Okay, sweetheart.
00:46:56Give me two minutes and one phone call.
00:46:58As if you have a chef on speed dial.
00:47:01Actually, I do.
00:47:03He's such a liar.
00:47:05This ought to be hilarious.
00:47:06Oh, it will be.
00:47:10Sam.
00:47:11Yeah, send the troops and bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:15I'm already on my way.
00:47:20Bring that king crab from Antarctica.
00:47:22I'm already on my way.
00:47:25You hear this guy?
00:47:27He wants the best king crab in the world from Antarctica.
00:47:30Now I get why you married him, Eva.
00:47:34His silly delusions are just adorable.
00:47:37Max, what are you doing?
00:47:39Don't worry about it, sweetheart.
00:47:40Santa's already on his way.
00:47:42Actually, five, four, three, two, one.
00:47:51A helicopter?
00:47:53There's no way.
00:48:05How did you pull this off?
00:48:07Sam is like family.
00:48:08I thought I'd introduce you to.
00:48:09Thanks, boss.
00:48:11Boss?
00:48:12Eva's always been genuine with me.
00:48:15Maybe it's time she knew who I really am.
00:48:17Eva, I think it's time you actually know the truth.
00:48:21I'm Maximus Harrison.
00:48:24You're the CEO of Harrison Group?
00:48:27Mm-hmm.
00:48:30Come on.
00:48:33You can stop kidding around.
00:48:35If you were the CEO, why would you be here
00:48:37pretending to be my husband?
00:48:39No, I actually am the CEO.
00:48:41Come on.
00:48:41You can stop the charade.
00:48:43Okay, this is just another favor from that bigwig friend,
00:48:45isn't it?
00:48:45Eva, I'm not pretending.
00:48:49Mr. Harrison, the Antarctic king crab as you requested.
00:48:53How is this possible?
00:49:04This loser brings Antarctic king crab
00:49:07and has his own personal chef?
00:49:10Who are you?
00:49:11I told you.
00:49:13I'm Eva's husband.
00:49:14That chef called him Mr. Harrison.
00:49:17Wait.
00:49:18No.
00:49:18Hold on.
00:49:20You're the actual CEO of the Harrison Group?
00:49:25You're worth more than some whole countries.
00:49:27Hmm.
00:49:28Some of the small ones.
00:49:30I mean, you know that.
00:49:32You work for me.
00:49:33Oh, God.
00:49:34I insulted my own boss.
00:49:36I'm finished.
00:49:41Oh, God.
00:49:43I insulted my own boss.
00:49:45I'm finished.
00:49:46Didn't think Max would commit this hard.
00:49:48Pretending to be CEO is a hell of a move.
00:49:50Worth every penny I'm paying him.
00:49:52For tonight, your feast ends.
00:49:55And with that, your career.
00:49:58You're fired.
00:49:59Fired?
00:50:00Sam.
00:50:05Fired?
00:50:05Oh, God.
00:50:06I can't be fired.
00:50:09What?
00:50:10Mr. Harrison, please.
00:50:12You can have as much crab as you want.
00:50:14Please, Mr. Harrison.
00:50:15I'll do anything.
00:50:16Guys, take out the trash.
00:50:18And you.
00:50:25Oh, me?
00:50:27Mr. Harrison, come on.
00:50:29That was a Christmas joke.
00:50:30A family tradition.
00:50:32Yeah, well, there's a new family tradition.
00:50:35Sam.
00:50:40Will you do me the honors?
00:50:43Glassy.
00:50:47Merry Christmas, Aunt William.
00:50:48Father, do something.
00:50:53Well, you kind of deserve that.
00:50:56I'm leaving.
00:50:57Mmm, pumpkin, my favorite.
00:50:59Ha, ha, ha.
00:51:05Come on, sweetie.
00:51:06Daddy had this crab line just for you.
00:51:09Eat as much as you want.
00:51:10Thanks, Daddy.
00:51:14I am so sorry I ruined your Christmas.
00:51:16I just couldn't take them treating you like that.
00:51:18Honestly, this is the best Christmas I've ever had.
00:51:22Well, if you want, we can have many more.
00:51:24Just like this.
00:51:26Does he really mean that?
00:51:28Or is he just playing the part?
00:51:30I can't tell.
00:51:31And that terrifies me.
00:51:32Merry Christmas, Miss Harrison.
00:51:38I brought you a gift.
00:51:39Here's the paternity test between the boss and that little girl.
00:51:42Oh.
00:51:47Oh, this is wonderful.
00:51:51Sam, I have a granddaughter.
00:51:53Tell me everything.
00:51:55Miss Eva Smith, single mother, small town gal, didn't finish high school, currently works in retail.
00:52:00Oh, Maximus, I thought I raised you better.
00:52:04A high school dropout?
00:52:07In the Harrison family?
00:52:08Ha, ha, ha.
00:52:09Not a chance.
00:52:11Ha, ha.
00:52:13She is clearly unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:52:17Maximus seems to like her.
00:52:18Silence.
00:52:19Get me the address where she works.
00:52:21It's Happy Heels on Broadway.
00:52:23That's nice.
00:52:25We own that one.
00:52:26Good work.
00:52:27But take off that stupid hat.
00:52:29Thanks.
00:52:40So your dad insisted that I try this wine that he's been saving for 20 years.
00:52:46Sounds like he's happy with his new son-in-law.
00:52:48And how about you?
00:52:53Me?
00:52:54Yeah.
00:52:56Are you happy with your new husband?
00:52:59Eva.
00:53:12That birthmark.
00:53:14Family to me is a big commitment, and I don't want any loose ends, you know?
00:53:20Maximus, there's so much we don't know.
00:53:22So much we're not telling each other.
00:53:24Uh.
00:53:26No feelings, no complications.
00:53:28That's what we agreed upon.
00:53:29Hey, I didn't sign a contract.
00:53:32Max.
00:53:33Yeah, I guess you're right.
00:53:36It's cold.
00:53:38Maybe I'll go grab some more firewood.
00:53:41Max.
00:53:41I need to tell you something.
00:53:45It's something important.
00:53:48What's gotten into her?
00:53:49What's gotten into her?
00:53:50Is she hiding something?
00:53:52Is this the part where you tell me there's no Santa?
00:53:54I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:57I haven't been completely honest with you.
00:53:59Piper is...
00:54:01Piper is...
00:54:03Piper is...
00:54:04Mommy, Daddy, my hand hurts.
00:54:06Sweetie.
00:54:07Oh my gosh.
00:54:08It sounds swollen.
00:54:09Must have been when that witch smacked her with the fork earlier.
00:54:12Listen, you stay here with Daddy.
00:54:13Mommy's gonna go get a first aid kit, okay?
00:54:14Come on, Piper.
00:54:16Okay, let me see.
00:54:17I promise I won't let anyone hurt you or Mommy again.
00:54:30But that's not true.
00:54:31You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:54:35Uh...
00:54:36Daddy!
00:54:37No!
00:54:38Well...
00:54:39Don't you dare disrespect my husband!
00:54:50Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:53Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:54:54Really?
00:54:55Please stay, Daddy.
00:55:00You think it was Scar?
00:55:06I wouldn't worry about it.
00:55:07Scars make you look like a badass.
00:55:09I have one, too.
00:55:11Dad.
00:55:13I got that when I was about your age.
00:55:14Some punk came at me with a switchblade.
00:55:17Really?
00:55:18No way.
00:55:19No.
00:55:20It was actually a cactus.
00:55:22But it's still cool.
00:55:25I have something like that on the back of my neck.
00:55:30Piper, how long have you had that?
00:55:32My mom said I had that when I was born.
00:55:37And how old are you?
00:55:42Six.
00:55:43Six?
00:55:44That one night stand was about seven years ago.
00:55:47Okay, I found the first aid kit.
00:55:49Evar, are you sure we haven't met before?
00:55:53What do I even say?
00:55:54And how do I explain it to Piper?
00:55:57Sorry, honey.
00:55:58This man's your dad, and he didn't know you existed until now.
00:56:00Um, yeah.
00:56:05Can I see your hand, sweetie?
00:56:07Eva.
00:56:12Okay, look.
00:56:16Piper is...
00:56:22Go on.
00:56:23Uh...
00:56:29It must be an emergency.
00:56:31Excuse me.
00:56:33Sorry.
00:56:34I'll take this.
00:56:41Mommy, are you okay?
00:56:43Yeah.
00:56:45Mommy's just realizing she's a coward.
00:56:48I don't even have the guts to tell the truth.
00:56:52Why haven't you picked up my calls?
00:56:55I'm telling you, Max.
00:56:56That woman is manipulating you.
00:56:58She's a high school dropout.
00:57:00Doesn't even have a decent job.
00:57:02And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:57:05I'm Eva's husband.
00:57:06Max.
00:57:07That man has no idea what a treasure he's missing out on.
00:57:15I'm sorry, Max.
00:57:17You can't know Piper's your daughter.
00:57:18Your mother would take her away.
00:57:20After Christmas, it's over.
00:57:24Eva?
00:57:26Maximus?
00:57:27Are you even listening to me?
00:57:29No, Mom, Mom, listen.
00:57:30I'm sorry, okay?
00:57:31Eva's my wife, and I've made up my mind.
00:57:34I'm not leaving her.
00:57:36Eva?
00:57:42Thank you!
00:57:46For me?
00:57:48This is for you, Grandma.
00:57:54Oh, wow!
00:57:56That's so cool.
00:57:58Derek, this is from Eva and I.
00:58:02Thank you so much.
00:58:03Thanks, guys.
00:58:04I'm glad you're here.
00:58:08Got it!
00:58:10Damn, these are nice!
00:58:12Grandpa, language, little ears.
00:58:19Piper, do you want to go see your present?
00:58:22It's in the other room by the train set.
00:58:24I'll go with you.
00:58:25The first song that we sing.
00:58:26Ready? Ready?
00:58:27Grandma got run over by a reindeer.
00:58:29What we got, guys?
00:58:30Billy.
00:58:31Walking home from our house, Christmas Eve!
00:58:37You never told me.
00:58:40Have we met before?
00:58:45Have we met before?
00:58:47She's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:58:53I don't know what you're getting at.
00:58:56Eva, I have the same birthmark as Piper.
00:58:59I don't know what you're talking about.
00:59:00Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:59:01They're very common.
00:59:02I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:59:03No matter how I feel about him.
00:59:04Maybe.
00:59:05Are you okay?
00:59:06Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:08No.
00:59:09I'm fine.
00:59:10Um.
00:59:11Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:12Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:13I'm sorry.
00:59:14I don't know what you're talking about.
00:59:15I don't know what you're talking about.
00:59:16I don't know what you're talking about.
00:59:17Lots of people have birthmarks.
00:59:18They're very common.
00:59:19I feel so awful, but I can't lose my child.
00:59:20No matter how I feel about him.
00:59:22Maybe.
00:59:24Are you okay?
00:59:25Are the clogs a bad idea?
00:59:27No.
00:59:28I'm fine.
00:59:30Um.
00:59:32Oh, I almost forgot.
00:59:34I got you this.
00:59:37You got me a gift too?
00:59:39Tis the season.
00:59:41Open it.
00:59:54Gloves.
00:59:56Did you make these?
00:59:58Yeah.
00:59:59I know this is a fake marriage, but that's Christmas.
01:00:02You've already done so much for me.
01:00:04I just wanted to do a little something for you.
01:00:08How did I feel?
01:00:10Warm, right?
01:00:12Yeah.
01:00:13Warm.
01:00:15Soft.
01:00:18Perfect.
01:00:19Thank you, Eva.
01:00:20I've never gotten anything this meaningful before.
01:00:29Really?
01:00:31Yeah, my mom.
01:00:32She partied all the time, and I got gifts.
01:00:35Plenty of them, but I don't think she ever bought one herself.
01:00:41Nothing personal.
01:00:43Well, you deserve it.
01:00:45You're a good guy.
01:00:47And someday you'll find someone special to spend all your Christmases with.
01:00:55What if that day's today?
01:01:00What if I already found someone special?
01:01:02Right here.
01:01:04Right here.
01:01:05Well, you're a good girl.
01:01:06I'm sorry, with that.
01:01:07I'm sorry, with that.
01:01:08You're a bad girl.
01:01:09I'm sorry.
01:01:10You're a bad girl.
01:01:11What if I already found someone special?
01:01:13I don't know so much.
01:01:15I'm sorry.
01:01:17Thanks to everybody.
01:01:18We'll happen.
01:01:19What if you grow up.
01:01:21I'm sorry.
01:01:22You're a good girl.
01:01:25I say you're good.
01:01:27You're a good girl.
01:01:28Max, we can't...
01:01:31If you want me to stop, you better tell me right now.
01:01:39Come on.
01:01:40I don't want you to stop.
01:01:48No matter how many years pass, I still can't resist him.
01:01:58No.
01:02:03It's true.
01:02:04It's true.
01:02:05I want you.
01:02:06It's true.
01:02:07It's true.
01:02:08It's true.
01:02:09It's true.
01:02:14Oh, God, you weren't driving.
01:02:16You're fucking insane.
01:02:18Yeah.
01:02:19It's true.
01:02:20It's true.
01:02:21Hunter!
01:02:28Piper?
01:02:33She can't see us.
01:02:51Eva?
01:02:55Grandma, I'm up here.
01:02:58That was way too close.
01:03:10Yeah.
01:03:12We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:17Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:22Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:24No, you still haven't given me mine.
01:03:33Let me give it to you.
01:03:54Hello, Eva Smith.
01:03:56I'm Max's mother.
01:03:57Name your price.
01:03:58Who is calling me to serve me?
01:04:17Hello?
01:04:18Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:20I'm Max's mother.
01:04:21Name your price.
01:04:23What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:26What?
01:04:27We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:30Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:34My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:38Piper is my daughter.
01:04:40And no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:43So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own.
01:04:45But I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:50Well, there's my beautiful wife.
01:04:52You okay?
01:04:57Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:05:02So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:05:07What are you talking about?
01:05:09It's over.
01:05:10It's not that hard to understand.
01:05:13Eva, wait!
01:05:20So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:26Well, Max, it's not real.
01:05:29None of it was real.
01:05:30So, it's just a goodbye.
01:05:35Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:37Look.
01:05:40Last night...
01:05:43I let my guard down.
01:05:44But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:47And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:49Just tell me what you need.
01:05:52I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:57Just say the word.
01:06:03You don't get it.
01:06:04You don't get it.
01:06:13I think it's time Piper and I go back to Newark.
01:06:20I won't give up on us.
01:06:35Are we here?
01:06:38Yes.
01:06:40As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:46Piper.
01:06:47Sweetie, wake up.
01:06:48We're home.
01:06:53How can she just walk away?
01:06:55Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:07:04It's part of the agreement, too.
01:07:07Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:07:10You promised.
01:07:11Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:07:14Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:15All right, fine.
01:07:18When?
01:07:20Two days.
01:07:22I'll come pick you up.
01:07:23No need.
01:07:25Just send me the address and I'll meet you there.
01:07:27I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:07:37So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:39Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:41If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:45The ones I love.
01:08:05Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:08:07Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:08:09Boss?
01:08:11Boss?
01:08:15No girl.
01:08:16Okay.
01:08:17Lady and gentleman, I am so sorry.
01:08:18I need to go win back my family.
01:08:20Family?
01:08:22Boss, you okay?
01:08:24Never better.
01:08:26Go get her, Max.
01:08:31Give it your best smile and—
01:08:33Ah, there he is!
01:08:36Maximus, darling.
01:08:37I have some prospects for you.
01:08:40Nice, high society girls from the city.
01:08:45Oh, I told you, I already found the woman I love.
01:08:55Maximus, stop this.
01:08:58That evil woman is scamming you, son.
01:09:01Tell me what kind of woman you want,
01:09:04and I'll find you another.
01:09:05You are heir to the Harrison dynasty.
01:09:08No, I'm not.
01:09:11Oh?
01:09:12I work in waste management, and I'm a secret crime boss.
01:09:16I'm Eva's husband, and I'm a father.
01:09:21What?
01:09:34That's her.
01:09:36The woman who got my son head over heels.
01:09:39Hi, welcome in.
01:09:42Can I help you find something?
01:09:44I want to try those.
01:09:48Awesome, I'll get them for you right away.
01:09:51Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:57No, no, no.
01:09:59I know what I want.
01:10:00Size seven.
01:10:03Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000 heels.
01:10:06Come on, she wants the white shoes.
01:10:14Ignore her.
01:10:15She's just grumpy over the holidays.
01:10:17Here, let me help you.
01:10:18Come on.
01:10:22She seems kind.
01:10:25I shouldn't be that impressed.
01:10:32She's just doing her job.
01:10:35How do they feel?
01:10:36Well, I love the style, but it's too small.
01:10:40I think I need a size up.
01:10:42Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:46Right away.
01:10:48I'll be right back.
01:10:49She's not only kind, she's patient.
01:10:52Was I wrong about her?
01:10:53Are you gluing the heel back on?
01:11:12Well, who gives a shit?
01:11:14She can't walk.
01:11:15That's just pure evil.
01:11:22Oh, come on, St. Eva.
01:11:24She's in a wheelchair.
01:11:26Who cares?
01:11:27It's the last pair.
01:11:28I get paid commission.
01:11:30I'm not doing that, Vanessa.
01:11:38See?
01:11:40This is your whole problem.
01:11:43This is why you'll always be broke.
01:11:47I don't care if she can walk or not.
01:11:50I'm not selling her junk.
01:11:51She has to deal with people like this?
01:11:55People who insult her all day?
01:11:58I'm your manager.
01:12:03Sell the old bitty the shoes or you're fired.
01:12:07Did I stutter?
01:12:17You don't have to fire me.
01:12:21I quit.
01:12:27I don't work here anymore.
01:12:30Listen.
01:12:31Don't buy the shoes.
01:12:33They're broken.
01:12:34Spend your heart and money elsewhere, okay?
01:12:35You're a good person, after all.
01:12:39Looks like I misjudged you.
01:12:42I'm sorry?
01:12:44Why are you still here, Eva?
01:12:47Get out!
01:12:53You're not disabled?
01:12:55Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped?
01:12:59Absolutely shameful.
01:13:01Who are you?
01:13:03I am the chairwoman.
01:13:05Of the Harrison Group.
01:13:07And the owner of this store.
01:13:10You're Eleanor Harrison?
01:13:12Mother of the CEO?
01:13:14I am.
01:13:15And you, my dear, are fired.
01:13:18What did I do?
01:13:19You are a good person.
01:13:24From now on, this store is yours to run.
01:13:28Are you serious?
01:13:32Are you serious?
01:13:33That's right.
01:13:35Don't be nervous, child.
01:13:38You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:43You, out.
01:13:44I'm leaving.
01:13:45I'm leaving.
01:13:46I feel like I'm dreaming.
01:13:47No, don't worry.
01:14:02You're getting a promotion.
01:14:03You deserve it, my dear.
01:14:09First assignment.
01:14:11I want that row, and that row, and the entire display case.
01:14:17Pack it all up and bring it to my house.
01:14:20Okay.
01:14:21Yeah.
01:14:22Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law.
01:14:27I can't wait to finally meet my granddaughter.
01:14:36She's the mother of a CEO.
01:14:38Of course she lives like this.
01:14:50Mrs. Harrison?
01:14:52I'm here with your delivery.
01:14:56Max?
01:14:57Eva.
01:14:58What are you doing here?
01:15:00I, uh...
01:15:01There you are, Eva.
01:15:04Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly.
01:15:08My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:10What are you talking?
01:15:14That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group.
01:15:19Well, I tried to tell you, but...
01:15:21Stop.
01:15:22And you, you lied to me at the store.
01:15:27You were both just testing me?
01:15:29Is this some sick game rich people play?
01:15:31I'm sorry, Eva.
01:15:32I thought you might be using my son just after his money, but I was wrong.
01:15:38Eva, please.
01:15:38I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:39I don't deserve to be treated like this.
01:15:40Not every working-class girl is after your money.
01:15:43How could you think that of me?
01:15:46It's not like that, dear.
01:15:48Eva, what are you talking about?
01:15:50Mom, what did you do?
01:15:51Mom!
01:15:51What did you do?
01:15:52I was just trying to get the two of you back together.
01:15:55We're not together. And I can't love something that was never real.
01:16:04I made a horrible mistake. What are you waiting for, son? Go after her.
01:16:12Eva.
01:16:13Let me go.
01:16:14I swear, it's not what you think.
01:16:16We come from two completely different worlds. Stop pretending like you care.
01:16:19I'm not pretending. Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:23In everything I've done for you, and Piper, this is real.
01:16:30Touch my wife again, and I will snap every finger that you've got.
01:16:35Max, you came.
01:16:36God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:16:41I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:16:45Just say the word.
01:16:49See?
01:16:51Stop fighting.
01:16:53We belong together.
01:16:57You're wrong.
01:16:58Wrong about what?
01:17:00That you care?
01:17:02Or we belong together?
01:17:04Look, I already told you.
01:17:05We're from two completely different worlds.
01:17:08Now, I held up my end of the deal, and I met your mother, like we discussed.
01:17:12Now, I want a fake divorce from my fake cousin.
01:17:17Eva.
01:17:17Eva!
01:17:20Eva!
01:17:21Eva!
01:17:23I'm sorry, Maximus.
01:17:25Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:33Ow!
01:17:33Are you okay, Mommy?
01:17:36Yeah, sweetie.
01:17:37I'm fine.
01:17:39Come here.
01:17:39No, you're not fine.
01:17:49You're sad.
01:17:49I'm okay, sweetie.
01:17:55I miss Daddy, too.
01:17:57I want Max to be my real daddy.
01:18:05Don't you want to be with him?
01:18:08Love bug.
01:18:10You're right.
01:18:11What am I doing?
01:18:13Running like a coward?
01:18:13I've always taught you to be brave.
01:18:18Now it's time for Mommy to be brave, too.
01:18:22I believe in you.
01:18:23What are you going to do, Mommy?
01:18:24I know exactly what to say to him.
01:18:30Maximus deserves to know.
01:18:33Piper is his daughter.
01:18:34Enough sulking.
01:18:41Go get your wife and my grandbaby back.
01:18:45Don't you think I want to?
01:18:47She doesn't want me.
01:18:49I didn't raise you to give up.
01:18:51Your daughter is still out there.
01:18:52You can't abandon her.
01:18:54Mom, you don't get it.
01:18:55I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:59And Piper, she was an added bonus.
01:19:03What are you talking about?
01:19:05I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:08Piper is your daughter.
01:19:10What?
01:19:11See for yourself.
01:19:18I was right.
01:19:20Seven years ago.
01:19:22New Year's.
01:19:23That woman was Eva.
01:19:25Eva.
01:19:35Eva.
01:19:36Hey.
01:19:38Daddy.
01:19:40Daddy.
01:19:41Piper.
01:19:43Oh.
01:19:44I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:51You came back.
01:19:55I, uh, don't forget to be brave, Mommy.
01:20:06I, uh, I was scared.
01:20:10But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:12Because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for.
01:20:15Sweetheart, sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:20I have something to tell you, too.
01:20:24Piper is your daughter.
01:20:26You knew.
01:20:28My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:30Mama.
01:20:31Oh.
01:20:34Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago.
01:20:36But you've known this whole time?
01:20:37I was scared.
01:20:40Okay, I didn't know if you were going to take her from me.
01:20:42I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:45How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:47I love you, Eva.
01:21:01I love you, too.
01:21:03I promise.
01:21:05For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you.
01:21:09As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:12Will you marry me, Eva?
01:21:24For real this time?
01:21:26Yes.
01:21:28Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:21:33Yes.
01:21:34Hi.
01:21:42Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:49I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:56Who's that?
01:21:58Eva!
01:22:01Take me back!
01:22:04I'm sorry, I'm struck your tire!
01:22:09Looks like I have to take out the trash.
01:22:12Again.
01:22:15No?
01:22:16Not funny?
01:22:16Not funny?
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