alquilé un marido multimillonario para la navidad (2025) es una comedia romántica llena de sorpresas y lujo. cansada de las críticas de su familia, ella decide contratar a un hombre para que finja ser su esposo durante las fiestas. lo que no sabe es que el hombre que 'alquiló' no es un actor necesitado, sino un auténtico multimillonario que busca escapar de su propia realidad. entre cenas elegantes, regalos costosos y besos bajo el muérdago, la mentira se vuelve cada vez más real. ¿qué pasará cuando ella descubra que su marido de alquiler es en realidad el hombre más rico del país? descubre este milagro navideño hoy mismo.
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00:00:00We found your fake Christmas wife, make sure you use an alias.
00:00:02We can't have her know you're the Harrison Group CEO.
00:00:05Mommy, why do we have to rant at you? Where's my real one?
00:00:08Everyone knows Eva had a kid with a random one-night stand.
00:00:12I'll tell you when you're older.
00:00:13Daddy!
00:00:14Oh!
00:00:15I'm sorry, I'm not your dad.
00:00:18Why does she feel so familiar?
00:00:20And then my family will get off my back.
00:00:22But you have to help me get my mom off my case too.
00:00:26If it isn't the Waste Manager I've been hearing so much about.
00:00:30Don't you dare disrespect my husband.
00:00:33My fake wife has some fire in her.
00:00:35No feelings, no complications. That's what we agreed upon.
00:00:38That woman is manipulating you. And she's unfit to raise my granddaughter.
00:00:42It's time you actually know the truth.
00:00:44It's not real. None of it was real.
00:00:47How can she just walk away?
00:00:49What if I already found someone special?
00:00:51You're leaving after Christmas, aren't you?
00:00:54Well, maybe I don't have to leave.
00:01:00So I'm finding the space shuttle for the second time.
00:01:06And this guy passes out.
00:01:08Alright, it's about that time.
00:01:10So, are you kissing anybody at midnight?
00:01:13Yeah. Him.
00:01:22Hi!
00:01:23Just play along.
00:01:24Six, five, four, three, two, one!
00:01:30Mm-hmm.
00:01:31Happy New Year!
00:01:32Happy New Year!
00:01:33Happy New Year!
00:01:34you have a cute scar
00:01:55it's just my birthmark
00:01:58if you want me to stop
00:01:59tell me now
00:02:00I don't want you to stop
00:02:03I don't want you to stop
00:02:33I was so drunk last night
00:02:37I can't remember who I was with
00:02:39I must return this to her
00:02:44so I can see her again
00:02:45happy new year
00:02:52Sam it's me
00:02:52hey find me the girl from last night
00:02:55I don't care how just do it
00:02:57I will find you
00:03:00Maximus
00:03:04can't you get married already
00:03:07bring home a wife or at least a girlfriend
00:03:10I need grandkids
00:03:12I need you
00:03:13message received mom
00:03:14I need to go now
00:03:15I have to inspect the new headquarters
00:03:17seven years
00:03:26seven years
00:03:26why can't I ever find you
00:03:29and why do you still haunt me
00:03:31still thinking about that girl
00:03:40boss
00:03:41it's been years
00:03:42I'm ready to go to the inspection
00:03:47your vest sir
00:03:48but first we found your fake Christmas wife
00:03:52she's waiting in the coffee shop
00:03:53blonde hair
00:03:54red top
00:03:55and sir
00:03:56make sure you use an alias
00:03:57we can't have her know you the Harrison group CEO
00:03:59or she'll jack up the price
00:04:01good
00:04:01finally I can get my mother off my back
00:04:04hi
00:04:07one iced vanilla latte please
00:04:10and one hot chocolate
00:04:11I can't wait to finally meet my new daddy
00:04:15now auntie Deborah and Pamela can't say I have no daddy anymore
00:04:20sweetie remember it's just pretend
00:04:23it's just for Christmas
00:04:24but mommy why do we have to rent a daddy
00:04:27where's my real one
00:04:28uh
00:04:30I'll tell you when you're older
00:04:37sweetie why don't you go find us a table
00:04:39Danny
00:04:48yo
00:04:49what
00:04:49Danny
00:04:56yo
00:04:57I'm sorry
00:04:58I'm not your dad
00:05:01no I know you're my daddy
00:05:02just as handsome as I thought
00:05:04oh
00:05:05mommy hurry
00:05:06your fake Christmas husband has arrived
00:05:09I asked the agency for an average looking guy
00:05:19he's gorgeous
00:05:20why does she feel so familiar?
00:05:28she's waiting in the coffee shop
00:05:31blonde hair
00:05:32red top
00:05:32you must be my new Christmas husband
00:05:35so
00:05:36you're my new Christmas wife
00:05:38see I knew you were the new daddy we had right
00:05:41hi my name's Piper
00:05:42what's your name?
00:05:43Sam didn't say anything about a kid
00:05:45Max
00:05:46Aurelius
00:05:47Eva
00:05:48I think we should probably sit and discuss the details of this fake marriage
00:05:52I just need a wife for the holidays
00:05:55I guess mom gets her grandkid too
00:05:58so
00:06:00per hour agreement
00:06:01the rate is $1,000 per hour
00:06:04and
00:06:05$1,000 an hour?
00:06:07well yeah
00:06:07it's $500 a day
00:06:10is that enough?
00:06:12that's the most that I can pay you
00:06:13wait you're paying me $500 a day?
00:06:15that's what I agreed with the agency
00:06:17you'll make your thousands over the week
00:06:19look
00:06:20my requirements are simple
00:06:21okay
00:06:22play my pretend husband
00:06:23come with me to my hometown
00:06:24and we all pretend to be one big happy family
00:06:26and then my family will get off my back
00:06:29so
00:06:29Piper can have a good Christmas for once
00:06:32so she's getting pressure from her folks too
00:06:36fine
00:06:37but you have to help me get my mom off my case too
00:06:40okay
00:06:42deal
00:06:43ready to go get married?
00:06:47wow
00:07:01clean up nice
00:07:03this is my wedding day after all
00:07:05pictures
00:07:06y'all guys are supposed to look like you're in love
00:07:17oh
00:07:18okay
00:07:40well I think we got it
00:07:42oh
00:07:42I need some photos of us together too
00:07:45to prove to my parents
00:07:47that I'm actually married
00:07:48and have a happy family
00:07:49yeah
00:07:50of course
00:07:51happy holidays mom
00:08:02from my family to you
00:08:04bad news boss
00:08:14the agency said that the girl that they recruited to be your fake wife bailed last minute
00:08:18wait she bailed
00:08:19then who is
00:08:20who is she
00:08:24whatever
00:08:26it doesn't matter
00:08:27it doesn't matter
00:08:27I've got what I need
00:08:29Sam don't worry about it
00:08:33I already found someone
00:08:34okay
00:08:40well
00:08:40I think it's time for us to go
00:08:42Christmas shopping waits for no one
00:08:44Christmas shopping?
00:08:46I should come
00:08:47look if you want me to be the husband in this fake it to your family plan
00:08:51I think I should have some say in the gifts
00:08:53it will make it more believable
00:08:55fine
00:08:59yeah fine
00:09:00okay
00:09:00you can come
00:09:01let's go
00:09:10which mall are we going to?
00:09:11um
00:09:12let's go to that one
00:09:13oh let's go to the bank
00:09:14what the actual fuck?
00:09:25Sam
00:09:26is Maximus pulling another one of his goddamn elaborate pranks again?
00:09:30get me a DNA test for that little girl that he's with
00:09:34she does kind of look like him
00:09:39so when we give these gifts to my parents
00:09:44we will say they're from you
00:09:45here let me get this
00:09:49I'm gonna love you Max
00:09:51oh so
00:09:53I was uh
00:09:55thinking
00:09:55that
00:09:56since we're married
00:09:58we should probably
00:10:00kiss
00:10:01once or twice
00:10:02in front of them
00:10:04okay
00:10:04should we use our tongues or
00:10:07no
00:10:08no definitely not
00:10:09and absolutely no
00:10:10sex?
00:10:12yes
00:10:12strictly business
00:10:14anything physical outside of that is not happening
00:10:17what?
00:10:20afraid you'll fall for me?
00:10:21I just don't want Piper to have messy complications
00:10:25getting in the way of her having a good Christmas
00:10:28let's go
00:10:30here
00:10:36what are you doing?
00:10:38I'd never let my woman pick up the tab
00:10:40well I'm not your woman
00:10:43and this isn't a real relationship
00:10:45and I don't want your money
00:10:47attention shoppers
00:10:49all bakery items are now 50% off
00:10:5150% off pies
00:10:52quick
00:10:53go grab a dozen pumpkin pies
00:10:5512 pumpkin pies
00:10:56I hear this right?
00:10:57they're the best kind
00:10:57hurry up and go
00:10:59go
00:10:59what are you standing here for?
00:11:02hello there
00:11:03hi
00:11:04you ready?
00:11:04yes
00:11:05yeah
00:11:05just these things
00:11:05okay great
00:11:07we have a holiday special today
00:11:09spend $500
00:11:10get 10% off
00:11:11and you are just short
00:11:13$15 if you want to take advantage of the deal
00:11:15oh great
00:11:16yeah
00:11:16what do you have that's just $15?
00:11:18will you get a move on?
00:11:20I just got here
00:11:22relax
00:11:23yeah
00:11:24yeah
00:11:24here
00:11:27this will do the trick
00:11:28okay thank you
00:11:29hurry up and pay
00:11:32I will pay when I'm ready
00:11:37you can wait your turn
00:11:39thank you
00:11:43damn
00:11:43my fake wife has some fire in her
00:11:46oh wait wait wait
00:11:52not the pies
00:11:52not the pies
00:11:53you can just
00:11:54set those on top
00:11:55hi guys
00:12:00and I hand you
00:12:02all these pies
00:12:04thank you
00:12:07of course
00:12:08thank you so much
00:12:10of course
00:12:10I hope you like pumpkin
00:12:11thank you
00:12:13she bought all 12 pies
00:12:14don't worry I have enough for everybody
00:12:16just to give it away
00:12:17thank you
00:12:19Merry Christmas
00:12:20Merry Christmas
00:12:21what?
00:12:27you do that often?
00:12:29as often as I can
00:12:30we should go
00:12:35we gotta pick up paper
00:12:36watch out
00:12:40you done feeling me up?
00:13:00shut up
00:13:03sorry I was just in character
00:13:04wife
00:13:05well stay out of character
00:13:07until Christmas
00:13:07and don't be late
00:13:13Harrison Group?
00:13:26do you do construction
00:13:28for them or something?
00:13:29sort of
00:13:30not that I'm judging
00:13:32I just
00:13:32need to get my story straight
00:13:34or my mom
00:13:35will eat both of us alive
00:13:36why don't we say
00:13:38that you do
00:13:38mid-level management
00:13:39for Harrison Group
00:13:40I think that's respectable
00:13:41can we pick another company?
00:13:45no
00:13:45Harrison Group is perfect
00:13:47and they'll find it impressive
00:13:48my cousin's husband works for them too
00:13:50so
00:13:51it's perfect
00:13:52oh and uh
00:13:57wear something nice
00:13:58for Christmas dinner?
00:13:59don't worry
00:14:00don't worry
00:14:00okay I clean up nicely
00:14:02I wouldn't embarrass you
00:14:03too much
00:14:06let's go Sam
00:14:27it's time to check out
00:14:29the new HQ set
00:14:30hold on
00:14:31you're covered in water
00:14:32and you have a hair
00:14:32on your shoulder
00:14:33and it's not yours
00:14:34it's my daughters
00:14:36daughters
00:14:38give me a DNA test
00:14:41for that little girl
00:14:41that he's with
00:14:42hey there they are
00:14:58hey
00:14:58nice to meet again
00:15:00oh
00:15:01dad
00:15:02aren't you maybe
00:15:03oh I missed you
00:15:05so
00:15:06where's this mysterious
00:15:08husband we heard all about?
00:15:10he's coming
00:15:10please don't tell me
00:15:12Maximus bailed
00:15:13good
00:15:13good good
00:15:14so
00:15:16heard you got a new
00:15:17hubby sweetie
00:15:18when's he arriving?
00:15:20oh it's probably
00:15:22just some story
00:15:23she cooked up
00:15:24to stop people talking
00:15:25poor thing
00:15:26not surprising
00:15:27I mean
00:15:27she's 30
00:15:28once a woman
00:15:29hits that age
00:15:30you become undateable
00:15:32no
00:15:32plus a kid
00:15:33looks so bad
00:15:34on dating apps
00:15:36this is exactly
00:15:39why I refuse to come
00:15:40home single this Christmas
00:15:41Auntie Pamela
00:15:42Debbie
00:15:43my dating life
00:15:44quite frankly
00:15:45is none of your concern
00:15:46we're only worried
00:15:48about you
00:15:49all these years
00:15:50without a husband
00:15:51zip it Pamela
00:15:52you know
00:15:54you always spoiled her
00:15:55rotten
00:15:56and look what happened
00:15:57she got knocked up
00:15:59out of wedlock
00:15:59raising a kid
00:16:00all alone
00:16:01I'm not alone
00:16:02mm-hmm
00:16:03and what does
00:16:05this mysterious
00:16:06husband do?
00:16:09he's a manager
00:16:10manager
00:16:12of what?
00:16:13trash
00:16:14probably a cover
00:16:17for criminal activity
00:16:18you don't have to
00:16:21lie to us Eva
00:16:21actually
00:16:23he's right here
00:16:26oh wow
00:16:29wow
00:16:31he is really good looking
00:16:33ah must be AI
00:16:36mm-hmm
00:16:37congratulations Eva
00:16:38on your photoshop skills
00:16:40fake
00:16:40that's enough
00:16:41she's our daughter
00:16:42and your niece
00:16:44show some respect
00:16:45remember last year
00:16:46when I introduced you
00:16:48to my husband's nephew
00:16:50William
00:16:50and you turned him down
00:16:52well guess what
00:16:53William works for
00:16:54the Harrison group now
00:16:56makes 500 grand
00:16:58a year
00:16:59that's half a million
00:17:01half a million
00:17:03girls are lining up
00:17:04for him all the way
00:17:05to New York
00:17:06and speak of the devil
00:17:09Willy you made it
00:17:14there you are
00:17:25oh look at you now
00:17:28living the dream
00:17:29oh just think Eva
00:17:31well you could be
00:17:32driving around in a car
00:17:33like that had you not
00:17:35married that criminal
00:17:36waste manager
00:17:37so married huh
00:17:38is it serious
00:17:41that's what marriage is
00:17:43it's pretty serious
00:17:44wow
00:17:45you must have rushed
00:17:47the time they're not
00:17:48huh
00:17:48makes sense though
00:17:49you not being
00:17:51a hot young thing
00:17:52anymore
00:17:52dragging that kid
00:17:54around with no daddy
00:17:55yeah a bullet
00:17:56dodged Willy
00:17:57meanwhile you're
00:17:59climbing the Harrison
00:18:00group ladder
00:18:01that's right
00:18:03just bought this
00:18:04brand new suit
00:18:05my Christmas bonus
00:18:07women love a man in red
00:18:09sexy like Santa Claus
00:18:12when I sit on my lap
00:18:14don't touch me
00:18:15oh so entitled
00:18:17Williams a successful
00:18:19man of taste
00:18:20not waste
00:18:21and yet for some reason
00:18:23he's willing to
00:18:24overlook your baggage
00:18:26I mean look at that car
00:18:28could your husband
00:18:29afford anything
00:18:30even close to that
00:18:31think of the life
00:18:32I can give you
00:18:33and Piper
00:18:33with all my Harrison
00:18:34group money
00:18:35ditch your nobody
00:18:36husband
00:18:37and marry me
00:18:38instead
00:18:39I wouldn't marry you
00:18:41if you were the last
00:18:41man on earth
00:18:42my mom would never
00:18:48marry
00:18:48she already has a husband
00:18:49and he's gonna
00:18:50kick your butt
00:18:51is that so
00:18:56well then
00:18:57where is he
00:18:58because
00:18:59I don't see him
00:19:00does anyone see him
00:19:02now
00:19:05just like I thought
00:19:06telling lies
00:19:08just like mommy
00:19:09that puts you
00:19:11on the naughty list
00:19:12and let me show you
00:19:14what happens
00:19:14to naughty children
00:19:15hey mommy
00:19:19are you okay
00:19:21I see your hands
00:19:22oh my god
00:19:23I'm gonna take her in
00:19:24and get her packed up
00:19:25okay
00:19:25come on
00:19:26let's go
00:19:27what the hell's the matter
00:19:29with you
00:19:30how dare you put your
00:19:32filthy hands on my daughter
00:19:33let me go
00:19:36now why would I go
00:19:38and do a thing like that
00:19:39when I'm having
00:19:40such a good time
00:19:41let me go
00:19:42touch my wife again
00:19:58and I will snap
00:19:59every finger
00:20:00that you've got
00:20:00Max you came
00:20:05don't worry sweetie
00:20:06where's Piper
00:20:10William Hitter
00:20:12mom deadhead
00:20:13take her inside
00:20:14well it looks like
00:20:15we have a real
00:20:16Grinch to dispose of
00:20:17well well well
00:20:19if it isn't the
00:20:20waste manager
00:20:20I've been hearing
00:20:21so much about
00:20:22that's right
00:20:23now I'm about
00:20:25to take out the trash
00:20:26oh
00:20:29Mr. and Mrs. Smith
00:20:31it's an honor
00:20:31to meet you
00:20:32I'm Max
00:20:33Eva told us
00:20:34all about you
00:20:35from New York
00:20:36polite
00:20:36handsome
00:20:37just like she said
00:20:39wow
00:20:40he was an AI
00:20:42see
00:20:43he's real
00:20:44and he's more
00:20:46of a man here
00:20:46than William would
00:20:47ever dream to be
00:20:48son of a bitch
00:20:49you just ruined my suit
00:20:50and watch the way
00:20:51that you drive that
00:20:52that pristine automobile
00:20:54that car
00:20:56oh my god
00:20:57that's worth more
00:20:58than a house
00:20:59that car
00:21:01it was all over the news
00:21:02when the CEO
00:21:03of the Harrison group
00:21:04bought it
00:21:04wait
00:21:06are you
00:21:08like I said
00:21:13I'm just
00:21:13Eva's husband
00:21:14and that's all
00:21:16he needs to know
00:21:17I'm not here
00:21:18to put on a show
00:21:18for anyone
00:21:19you really are
00:21:20a criminal
00:21:21aren't you
00:21:21you stole it
00:21:22that car belongs
00:21:24to the CEO
00:21:24of my company
00:21:25Jesus
00:21:25how did he get
00:21:27away with it
00:21:27that's what
00:21:28I want to know
00:21:29enough
00:21:30please
00:21:31I trust my daughter
00:21:34she would never
00:21:35marry a criminal
00:21:36Max
00:21:38be honest with me
00:21:39where did that car
00:21:41come from
00:21:41how much do you want
00:21:43for it
00:21:44I'll pay you
00:21:45more money than you'd
00:21:46make it three
00:21:47lifetimes
00:21:48so
00:21:48you need a breath
00:21:50man
00:21:51alright
00:21:54that's it
00:21:54I'm calling the cops
00:21:55oh way ahead
00:21:56of you
00:21:57wait
00:21:57what
00:21:58are you feeling
00:22:00nervous
00:22:00Eva
00:22:01oh well
00:22:03too late
00:22:05listen hon
00:22:11I believe you
00:22:12but
00:22:13how could
00:22:14Max
00:22:15afford a car
00:22:16like that
00:22:17Mr. Smith
00:22:18don't worry
00:22:18it's my car
00:22:19okay
00:22:20it's not stolen
00:22:20yeah
00:22:21if it's yours
00:22:22then prove it
00:22:23thank you
00:22:24cops will be here
00:22:25in 15 minutes
00:22:27enjoy Christmas
00:22:28behind bars
00:22:29okay
00:22:29I'll prove that
00:22:30it's mine
00:22:31but then you have
00:22:32to get lost
00:22:32and never show your
00:22:34face around my wife
00:22:35or child again
00:22:35oh
00:22:36so you're a tough
00:22:37guy huh
00:22:38well I hope they
00:22:39serve eggnog in prison
00:22:40loser
00:22:41say one more word
00:22:42and I'll give him
00:22:43a real reason
00:22:43to take me in
00:22:44Jesus
00:22:47maybe he is
00:22:48a crime boss
00:22:48it's kind of
00:22:50sexy though
00:22:50here
00:22:53title and proof
00:22:55of ownership
00:22:56Mr. Harrison
00:23:06Mr. Harrison
00:23:08Mr. Harrison
00:23:12just play along
00:23:13Merry Christmas
00:23:16Willie
00:23:16now get the fuck
00:23:17out of here
00:23:18before I kick your ass
00:23:19all the way up
00:23:20to the North Pole
00:23:20yes sir
00:23:21I'm so sorry sir
00:23:23please
00:23:24accept my serious
00:23:25apologies
00:23:26oh
00:23:36that William
00:23:38what a jerk
00:23:40huh
00:23:40you fooled me
00:23:41what can I say
00:23:42let's not let this
00:23:44little misunderstanding
00:23:45ruin the holidays
00:23:46oh now you don't want to
00:23:48ruin Christmas
00:23:48oh come on
00:23:49we were just looking
00:23:51out for you
00:23:52please forgive us
00:23:53Mr. Harrison
00:23:54you know my youngest
00:23:55son is graduating
00:23:56soon
00:23:57do you think that
00:23:58you could help him
00:24:00get his foot in the door
00:24:01a job at the Harrison
00:24:02group even in the mail
00:24:04room would open doors
00:24:05we are family
00:24:06aren't we
00:24:07family takes care
00:24:08of each other
00:24:09if you guys want a job
00:24:11at the Harrison group
00:24:12you can put in an application
00:24:13like everyone else
00:24:14Abigail
00:24:15come on
00:24:16talk to her for us
00:24:18didn't you just say
00:24:19that my daughter
00:24:20was undateable
00:24:21yeah
00:24:22I think you need to
00:24:23take care of your own
00:24:23issues first
00:24:24my daughter
00:24:25is just
00:24:26far too busy
00:24:27for your best life
00:24:28for my new son-in-law
00:24:30come on guys
00:24:31let's go in
00:24:32welcome to the family
00:24:33welcome
00:24:37come on in
00:24:38come on in
00:24:38this is your fault Pam
00:24:44you can't tell the
00:24:45difference between
00:24:46AI and reality
00:24:47my fault
00:24:48you were the one
00:24:49who was pushing her
00:24:50onto that worm
00:24:51William
00:24:52oh
00:24:53hey
00:25:01how do you have that car
00:25:03and how do you know
00:25:04the CEO of Harrison group
00:25:05and how
00:25:06I told you
00:25:07I work for Harrison group
00:25:08remember
00:25:08I have a friend
00:25:10in high places
00:25:11a friend who just
00:25:12hands you keys
00:25:13to million dollar
00:25:14one of a kind
00:25:15luxury cars
00:25:16yes
00:25:16it's the season of giving
00:25:18he knows people
00:25:20has connections
00:25:21he's a big deal
00:25:22kind of guy
00:25:23you're a crime boss
00:25:25aren't you
00:25:25yeah and you best
00:25:26not forget it
00:25:27capisce
00:25:27oh my god
00:25:28just don't blow your cover
00:25:29dad
00:25:32mom
00:25:32thank you so much
00:25:34for letting Max and I
00:25:35stay in your home
00:25:36oh honey
00:25:37we're just so happy
00:25:39that you found such a
00:25:40handsome
00:25:40strong
00:25:42good looking
00:25:43I think they get it
00:25:45huh
00:25:45how's Piper
00:25:48oh she's fine
00:25:50one of you guys just
00:25:51get settled in
00:25:52and we will go check
00:25:53on her
00:25:53and after your mom
00:25:54takes a cold shower
00:25:56we'll come back
00:25:57and finish decorating
00:25:58the tree
00:25:58great
00:25:59see you in a bit
00:26:00shall we
00:26:01what are you doing
00:26:02okay
00:26:05hey was that not
00:26:08a breach of contract
00:26:09relax
00:26:12it was just a hug
00:26:13ugh
00:26:15we just got here
00:26:18and I'm already exhausted
00:26:19you'll be okay
00:26:20it's just one week
00:26:21kill me now
00:26:22well I would
00:26:23but I need to get paid
00:26:25what are you doing
00:26:31that's weird
00:26:33they were so lovey-dovey
00:26:35just a second ago
00:26:36and
00:26:36I don't know
00:26:37something just fills off
00:26:38that's ridiculous
00:26:40I mean what do you want
00:26:41them to do
00:26:42make our progress
00:26:43to prove it
00:26:44don't like this
00:26:45later
00:26:47let's go
00:26:50here we go
00:26:55Piper is all tucked in
00:26:58honey
00:26:58everything looks amazing
00:26:59and happy holidays
00:27:01to the newest member
00:27:02of our family
00:27:03Max
00:27:04welcome
00:27:06cheers
00:27:07thank you miss smith
00:27:08looks great
00:27:09oh just call me mom
00:27:11honey
00:27:11I had no idea
00:27:13what you liked
00:27:13so I just whipped up
00:27:15a little bit of everything
00:27:16but we all know
00:27:17what Eva's favorite
00:27:18Christmas dish is
00:27:19right
00:27:20oh no
00:27:21mom's testing him
00:27:23she's trying to see
00:27:23if he's legit
00:27:24you mean to tell me
00:27:25you two are married
00:27:26and you don't even know
00:27:27my baby girl's
00:27:28favorite food
00:27:28ow
00:27:32Eva
00:27:33sweetie
00:27:33kicking my foot
00:27:35oh sorry mom
00:27:36oh jeez
00:27:38it's okay
00:27:40look mom
00:27:41of course he knows
00:27:42it's
00:27:43I would like to hear
00:27:44Max say it
00:27:5012 pumpkin pies
00:27:59I hear this right
00:27:59they're the best kind
00:28:01well of course
00:28:03it's pumpkin pie
00:28:05see
00:28:06are you happy now
00:28:08that's good
00:28:09but something
00:28:09still falls off
00:28:10mom
00:28:11don't make it weird
00:28:13okay
00:28:13we had a whirlwind romance
00:28:16and we eloped
00:28:17before we got to know
00:28:18everything about each other
00:28:19but our marriage is real
00:28:21I guess your mom's
00:28:22just watching too many
00:28:23of those real short shows
00:28:25now those
00:28:27are quality
00:28:28okay
00:28:30okay well
00:28:30then answer this
00:28:31where's your wedding ring Eva
00:28:33where's your wedding ring Eva
00:28:37I knew it was a good idea
00:28:41to pick this up
00:28:41well
00:28:43um
00:28:43it's
00:28:44silly face
00:28:45dropped it outside
00:28:46on the sidewalk
00:28:48luckily I was there
00:28:49to pick it up for
00:28:50silly face
00:28:52I am not paying extra
00:28:54for this
00:28:55consider it a Christmas gift
00:28:57wowzers
00:28:59nice
00:29:00you can afford this
00:29:02on a waste manager's salary
00:29:03well believe it or not
00:29:05miss Smith
00:29:05there is a lot of garbage
00:29:07out there
00:29:07and I'm not just talking
00:29:08about William
00:29:09I'll drink to that
00:29:11I agree with you there
00:29:13so come on guys
00:29:14let's eat
00:29:15come on
00:29:16thank you
00:29:22thank you
00:29:24and this is where y'all
00:29:29will be staying
00:29:30I have another room
00:29:32set up for Piper
00:29:33nice and festive for you
00:29:35no complications
00:29:37sorry honey
00:29:38uh mom
00:29:39you know what
00:29:40I should stay with Piper
00:29:41tonight
00:29:42oh honey
00:29:43newlyweds
00:29:44shouldn't sleep apart
00:29:45oh
00:29:47I just remembered
00:29:48the city's turning
00:29:49the water off at 10
00:29:50something about
00:29:51water conservation
00:29:52that means you have
00:29:5315 minutes to shower
00:29:5415 minutes
00:29:55honey it's no big deal
00:29:58just shower together
00:29:59shower together
00:30:02just shower together
00:30:05okay you guys
00:30:07have a good night
00:30:07okay
00:30:08you hurt her
00:30:13why are you stripping
00:30:37well I can't take a shower
00:30:39with my clothes on
00:30:40come on we're wasting time
00:30:4115 minutes
00:30:42nice try
00:30:43I am not showering
00:30:44with you
00:30:45alright
00:30:45sleep yourself
00:30:46warm room for me
00:30:47in there
00:30:48not if I meet you
00:30:49there first
00:30:50come on Max
00:31:07get out of the way
00:31:09we agreed
00:31:10nothing physical
00:31:11you're the one
00:31:12with the dirty thoughts
00:31:13wifey
00:31:13relax
00:31:14I won't touch you
00:31:15unless you say
00:31:17you want me to
00:31:18but that'll cost extra
00:31:22in your dreams
00:31:32free to join me
00:31:35if you keep staring at my ass
00:31:56you're not gonna have me
00:31:56shower while you're left
00:31:57you wish
00:31:58why aren't you getting in
00:32:00pray you'll fall for me
00:32:02it's you who has to worry
00:32:04about resisting me
00:32:05oh yeah
00:32:06rude
00:32:07holy shit
00:32:20this is going to be harder than I thought
00:32:27I'll say
00:32:29what happened to all that cool guy confidence
00:32:31still think you can resist
00:32:34baby
00:32:36I don't think I want you
00:32:38or maybe we should
00:32:49god he's such a good kisser
00:32:51why does this feel so
00:32:54familiar
00:32:56oh
00:33:01we're so
00:33:02sexy
00:33:03Max we cannot do this
00:33:13what I didn't mean to
00:33:15cross any
00:33:16it's not you Max
00:33:17it's us
00:33:18it's this
00:33:18this is all an act
00:33:19let's not make it more complicated
00:33:21than it is
00:33:22you're right
00:33:23I'm sorry
00:33:26I just need to be sorry
00:33:28just
00:33:28that birthmark
00:33:37what is that
00:33:43it's him
00:33:46the man from new years
00:33:47is he
00:33:48Piper's father
00:33:49why are you acting
00:33:53oh my god
00:33:56Max is Piper's father
00:33:58are you okay
00:34:00yeah
00:34:01I just
00:34:03I just got lightheaded
00:34:05I think I just need a few more minutes
00:34:06alone
00:34:07of course
00:34:10we have a daughter together
00:34:14oh my god
00:34:15what do I do
00:34:17I'm gonna sleep on the floor
00:34:24you can take the bed
00:34:26thanks
00:34:28hey
00:34:30are you sure you're okay
00:34:32look fake marriage aside
00:34:35I'm your husband for the next few days
00:34:37so if there's something you need
00:34:38I can help
00:34:40I want to help
00:34:41he's Piper's father
00:34:43he has a right to know
00:34:45um Max
00:34:47how would you feel
00:34:50if you found out
00:34:52you had a kid
00:34:53a child
00:34:56no no no
00:34:58that's
00:34:58that's impossible
00:34:59I'm
00:34:59very
00:35:00careful
00:35:01mostly
00:35:02I just mean
00:35:05I'm not the type of guy
00:35:06to sleep around
00:35:07family to me
00:35:08is
00:35:08a big commitment
00:35:09and I don't want any loose ends
00:35:12you know
00:35:12right
00:35:14he wouldn't want a kid
00:35:16tying him down
00:35:17I shouldn't tell him about Piper
00:35:19why do you ask
00:35:21no reason
00:35:22just
00:35:23just curious
00:35:24no I feel like you're
00:35:26going somewhere with this
00:35:28what
00:35:28no
00:35:30well then
00:35:32can I ask you a question
00:35:33shoot
00:35:35where did you get these
00:35:41and how did you know my exact size
00:35:44I did not get those
00:35:46I don't know where those came from
00:35:47are you sure you're just not trying to
00:35:50break the contract
00:35:51come here
00:35:53come here
00:35:54come here
00:35:54come here
00:35:55come here
00:35:56whoo
00:35:57Eva
00:36:08the truth is
00:36:10is that I
00:36:11go go go
00:36:15just a second
00:36:17come in
00:36:18hey hun
00:36:19oh
00:36:20sorry for interrupting
00:36:22but Piper is asking
00:36:24for a bedtime story
00:36:25before I tuck her in
00:36:27you think you could take this one dad
00:36:28we're kind of in the middle of something
00:36:30I can see that
00:36:31well why don't I read it to her
00:36:34I mean if you don't
00:36:35if you don't mind
00:36:36well
00:36:37atta boy
00:36:38you know what
00:36:38just put a shirt on
00:36:40I'm gonna go get her
00:36:41Piper
00:36:42here comes grandpa
00:36:43he sprang to his sleigh
00:36:47to his team gave a whistle
00:36:49and away they all flew
00:36:51like the down of a thistle
00:36:53but I heard him exclaim
00:36:54as he drove out of sight
00:36:56merry christmas to all
00:36:59and to all
00:37:00a good night
00:37:02if Piper knew he was her real dad
00:37:06she'd be over the moon
00:37:07good night Piper
00:37:09is her dad still around
00:37:15yeah
00:37:16but he doesn't know it
00:37:17cause you're her dad
00:37:19uh no
00:37:20that man has no idea
00:37:23what a treasure
00:37:24he's missing out on
00:37:27do you really think so?
00:37:31from the bottom of my heart
00:37:33maybe I should tell him
00:37:35he deserves to know
00:37:36Max
00:37:43you're Piper's father
00:37:49I'll tell you when the time's right
00:37:57where's Piper?
00:38:18where's Piper?
00:38:22she must have snuck off
00:38:25while we were asleep
00:38:26god he's such a good kisser
00:38:43just gonna kiss and run
00:38:53not on my watch
00:38:55yeah
00:39:00this
00:39:01I remember this
00:39:03good morning you two love bugs
00:39:15how was your stay
00:39:16at Chateau Smith?
00:39:18good morning Miss Smith
00:39:19it was uh
00:39:20it was great
00:39:20wonderful
00:39:22well it's about to get even better
00:39:23oh no
00:39:27what is that?
00:39:28sardines and saltines
00:39:30it's a smith family classic
00:39:32it was my gram gram's favorite
00:39:33during wartime
00:39:34don't be shy
00:39:35go ahead and grab a handful
00:39:36Max you don't have to
00:39:40no no
00:39:40it's okay
00:39:41it's a
00:39:41smith family staple
00:39:44uh
00:39:45yeah
00:39:54yeah
00:39:54yeah
00:39:55good?
00:40:03mmm
00:40:04good?
00:40:05scrunchies
00:40:06well you two better get dressed
00:40:09you gotta go see aunt Miranda
00:40:10could I um
00:40:14could I have some water please?
00:40:16that means there's no escaping aunt Miranda
00:40:18in her brood this year
00:40:19what's the deal with them?
00:40:21every year aunt Miranda bullies Piper and I
00:40:23says Piper's a fatherless brat and I'm
00:40:26hey don't worry
00:40:29I'll protect you and Piper
00:40:31better have Sam on standby tonight
00:40:36just in case
00:40:37well
00:40:38looks like it's time to get dressed up then
00:40:41wait that earring
00:40:53wait
00:40:54that earring
00:40:56you like it?
00:40:58I was so bummed when I lost the matching one years ago
00:41:00did you lose it seven years ago?
00:41:03I don't really remember the details but luckily I was able to find a new pair
00:41:08right
00:41:10yeah it's just a common earring
00:41:12anyone could have it
00:41:13maybe I'm reading too much into it
00:41:15she can't be the woman from seven years ago
00:41:17so Ava and Piper
00:41:21still aren't here
00:41:23but Derek said that Ava got married
00:41:26what kind of man could she possibly have landed?
00:41:30an aging single mom
00:41:32slim pickings
00:41:34I heard he's in waste management
00:41:36that explains it
00:41:38she's probably too embarrassed to show up
00:41:41oh please Miranda
00:41:42Ava is your niece
00:41:44oh come on grandpa
00:41:46everyone knows Ava had a kid with a random one night stand
00:41:50her track record speaks for itself
00:41:52exactly
00:41:52not like my Sierra
00:41:54married to a legal advisor for Harrison Group
00:41:57oh
00:42:00they're here
00:42:01merry Christmas everybody
00:42:03merry Christmas everybody
00:42:09merry Christmas
00:42:10you must be grandpa Harold
00:42:13I am
00:42:14I'm Ava's husband
00:42:15Max
00:42:16pleasure to meet you
00:42:17welcome
00:42:17you're Ava's husband
00:42:19but
00:42:20you're gorgeous
00:42:22but
00:42:24not as handsome as you
00:42:26look at you two
00:42:27you look like you just stepped out of a movie
00:42:29merry Christmas grandpa
00:42:31merry Christmas
00:42:32this is from Max and I
00:42:34oh my goodness
00:42:35thank you Ava
00:42:36let me grab that for you daddy
00:42:38oops
00:42:40oh my bad
00:42:41ooh
00:42:41a homemade gift
00:42:43how thrifty
00:42:45not all gifts are about the price tag
00:42:47mommy's right you mean all hack
00:42:50you little
00:42:51you will not lay a hand on my daughter
00:42:55or you will lose yours
00:42:57oh
00:42:58I think you broke my wrist
00:43:00look what you just did to my mother
00:43:02my husband is Harrison Group's top legal advisor
00:43:06he could ruin your life
00:43:08honey are you okay
00:43:21I'm fine
00:43:22I'm just wet huh
00:43:23yeah
00:43:23it's okay
00:43:24it's okay
00:43:24what are you
00:43:28don't you dare disrespect my husband
00:43:32did you just slap me
00:43:34next time it'll be a closed fist
00:43:36you're a fucking psycho
00:43:38you know what Sierra
00:43:38I can take your little insults
00:43:40but leave my family out of this
00:43:42her family
00:43:45she needs me
00:43:47you okay honey
00:43:52do I look okay to you
00:43:54dumbass
00:43:54do something
00:43:55you don't know who you're messing with
00:43:57I've got the full weight of the Harrison Group behind me
00:44:00oh wow
00:44:01I'm sure the CEO would love to hear that you're using his company's name to bully people
00:44:06like you'd have any idea how a CEO thinks
00:44:09let's call him
00:44:10I'm sure he'd be more than happy to be on my side
00:44:13please
00:44:14who do you think you are
00:44:15enough
00:44:17there will be no arguing during Christmas
00:44:21fine dad
00:44:23let it go Nathan
00:44:25they're just jealous
00:44:27for grandpa's sake
00:44:29I'll let you off easy
00:44:31I think you owe Nathan a thank you
00:44:34I think you owe me a thank you for slapping some sense into you
00:44:38do you want me to get the other cheek
00:44:39alright that's enough
00:44:41everyone come inside and sit down
00:45:01is this a joke
00:45:05can you please pass me some food
00:45:08hold it
00:45:09who said you could eat anything else
00:45:10my husband and I paid for this feast
00:45:14my husband and I paid for this feast
00:45:19king crab fresh from Alaska
00:45:22and grass-fed wagyu
00:45:24three times the price
00:45:26fifty times the flavor
00:45:28and you don't get a single bite
00:45:31it's just petty
00:45:32maybe so
00:45:33but gourmet food isn't meant for bottom feeders
00:45:37fine
00:45:38then we won't stay and eat with you
00:45:41come on let's go
00:45:42no no
00:45:43don't you dare leave our family dinner
00:45:46grandpa I'm sorry but they're treating us like
00:45:49I know dear
00:45:50I just want to have our family together
00:45:53fine
00:45:53we'll let the strays sit and eat with us
00:45:56better a stray than a bitch
00:45:58what was that
00:45:59I just want to have our family together
00:46:04fine
00:46:06we'll stay
00:46:07can I have a little napalm
00:46:10it's okay sweetie
00:46:11we'll get something right after
00:46:13like drive-thru
00:46:14I hope you enjoy food poisoning
00:46:17that will be a particularly memorable Christmas present
00:46:21no strays
00:46:23ow
00:46:24sweetie are you okay
00:46:25yes I'm fine
00:46:27you hit my child
00:46:29you're fucking crazy
00:46:30well if you teach her some manners
00:46:32maybe I wouldn't have to
00:46:34don't worry baby
00:46:38I'll handle it
00:46:39don't worry baby
00:46:42I'll handle it
00:46:43Piper
00:46:47sweetie
00:46:49are you ready to try the best food you've ever had in your life
00:46:52okay sweetheart
00:46:55give me two minutes
00:46:56and one phone call
00:46:58as if you have a chef on speed dial
00:47:01actually I do
00:47:02he's such a liar
00:47:04this ought to be hilarious
00:47:06oh
00:47:07it will be
00:47:08Sam
00:47:10yeah send the troops
00:47:13and bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:47:15I'm already on my way
00:47:17bring that king crab from Antarctica
00:47:22I'm already on my way
00:47:23you hear this guy
00:47:26he wants the best king crab in the world
00:47:29from Antarctica
00:47:30now I get why you married him Eva
00:47:33his silly delusions are just adorable
00:47:36Max
00:47:37what are you doing
00:47:39don't worry about it sweetheart
00:47:40Santa's already on his way
00:47:41actually
00:47:42five
00:47:44four
00:47:45three
00:47:46two
00:47:48one
00:47:49a helicopter
00:47:53there's no way
00:48:01how did you pull this off
00:48:06Sam is like family
00:48:08I thought I'd introduce you to
00:48:09thanks boss
00:48:10boss
00:48:12Eva's always been genuine with me
00:48:14maybe it's time she knew who I really am
00:48:17Eva I think it's time you actually know the truth
00:48:20I'm Maximus Harrison
00:48:22you're
00:48:24the CEO
00:48:25of Harrison Group
00:48:27come on
00:48:31you can stop kidding around
00:48:34if you were the CEO
00:48:36why would you be here
00:48:37pretending to be my husband
00:48:38no I actually am the CEO
00:48:40come on
00:48:41you can stop the charade
00:48:42okay this is just another favor from that big wig friend isn't it
00:48:45Eva
00:48:46I'm not pretending
00:48:47Mr. Harrison
00:48:50the Antarctic king crab
00:48:51as you requested
00:48:52how is this possible
00:49:03this loser brings
00:49:05Antarctic king crab
00:49:07and has his own
00:49:08personal chef
00:49:10who are you
00:49:12I told you
00:49:12I'm Eva's husband
00:49:14that chef called him Mr. Harrison
00:49:16wait
00:49:17no
00:49:18hold on
00:49:19you're the actual CEO
00:49:22of the Harrison Group
00:49:23you're worth more than some whole countries
00:49:27some of the small ones
00:49:29I mean you know that
00:49:31you work for me
00:49:33oh god
00:49:34I insulted my own boss
00:49:35I'm finished
00:49:37oh god
00:49:42I insulted my own boss
00:49:44I'm finished
00:49:45didn't think Max would commit this hard
00:49:48pretending to be CEO
00:49:49is a hell of a move
00:49:50worth every penny I'm paying him
00:49:52for tonight
00:49:53your fee stands
00:49:54and with that
00:49:56your career
00:49:57you're fired
00:49:58fired?
00:50:00Sam
00:50:00fired?
00:50:05oh god
00:50:06I can't be fired
00:50:07what?
00:50:10Mr. Harrison please
00:50:11you can have as much crab as you want
00:50:14please
00:50:14Mr. Harrison
00:50:15I'll do anything
00:50:16guys
00:50:17take out the trash
00:50:18and you
00:50:25oh me
00:50:26Mr. Harrison
00:50:28come on
00:50:29that was a Christmas joke
00:50:30a family tradition
00:50:32yeah well
00:50:33there's a new family tradition
00:50:34Sam
00:50:35will you do me the honors?
00:50:42glassy
00:50:43Merry Christmas
00:50:48Father do something
00:50:53well you kind of deserve that
00:50:55I'm leaving
00:50:56mmm
00:50:58pumpkin
00:50:58my favorite
00:50:59come on sweetie
00:51:05daddy had this crab line
00:51:07just for you
00:51:08eat as much as you want
00:51:09thanks daddy
00:51:11I am so sorry
00:51:15I ruined your Christmas
00:51:16I just couldn't take them
00:51:17treating you like that
00:51:18honestly
00:51:19this is the best Christmas
00:51:21I've ever had
00:51:22well if you want
00:51:23we can have many more
00:51:24just like this
00:51:25does he really mean that
00:51:27or is he just playing the part
00:51:29I can't tell
00:51:31and that terrifies me
00:51:33Merry Christmas
00:51:38Mrs. Harrison
00:51:38I brought you a gift
00:51:39here's the paternity test
00:51:41between the boss
00:51:41and that little girl
00:51:42oh
00:51:43this is wonderful
00:51:50Sam I have a granddaughter
00:51:53tell me everything
00:51:55Miss Eva Smith
00:51:56single mother
00:51:57small town gal
00:51:58didn't finish high school
00:51:59currently works in retail
00:52:00oh Maximus
00:52:02I thought I raised you better
00:52:04a high school dropout
00:52:06in the Harrison family
00:52:08not a chance
00:52:11she is clearly
00:52:15unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:52:17Maximus seems to like her
00:52:18silence
00:52:19get me the address
00:52:20where she works
00:52:21it's Happy Heals
00:52:22on Broadway
00:52:23that's nice
00:52:24we own that one
00:52:26good work
00:52:27but take off
00:52:28that stupid hat
00:52:29thanks
00:52:40so your dad insisted
00:52:41that I try this wine
00:52:42that he's been saving
00:52:43for 20 years
00:52:44sounds like he's happy
00:52:47with his new son-in-law
00:52:48and how about you
00:52:49me
00:52:54yeah
00:52:55are you happy
00:52:57with your new husband
00:52:58Eva
00:53:02that birthmark
00:53:13family to me
00:53:15is a big commitment
00:53:16and I don't want
00:53:18any loose ends
00:53:18you know
00:53:19Maximus
00:53:21there's so much
00:53:21we don't know
00:53:22so much
00:53:23we're not telling
00:53:23each other
00:53:24no feelings
00:53:27no complications
00:53:28that's what we agreed upon
00:53:29yeah I didn't sign a contract
00:53:30Max
00:53:32yeah I guess you're right
00:53:34it's cold
00:53:37maybe I'll go grab
00:53:39some more firewood
00:53:40Max
00:53:41I need to tell you something
00:53:45something important
00:53:48what's gotten into her
00:53:50what's gotten into her
00:53:50is she hiding something
00:53:52just the part
00:53:53where you tell me
00:53:54there's no Santa
00:53:54I haven't been
00:53:56completely honest with you
00:53:58Piper is
00:54:01Piper is
00:54:04mommy
00:54:05daddy
00:54:05my hand hurts
00:54:07sweetie
00:54:08oh my gosh
00:54:09someone's swollen
00:54:10must have been
00:54:11when that witch
00:54:11smacked her with the fork
00:54:12earlier
00:54:12listen you stay here
00:54:13with daddy
00:54:14mommy's gonna go get
00:54:15a first aid kit
00:54:15okay
00:54:15come on Piper
00:54:19okay let me see
00:54:23I promise
00:54:27I won't let anyone
00:54:29hurt you or mommy
00:54:30again
00:54:30but that's not true
00:54:31you're leaving after
00:54:33Christmas aren't you
00:54:34daddy
00:54:37no
00:54:38well
00:54:39don't you dare
00:54:46disrespect my husband
00:54:47well maybe I don't
00:54:51have to leave
00:54:52well maybe I don't
00:54:54have to leave
00:54:55really
00:54:55please stay daddy
00:54:57you think it was
00:55:01Sky
00:55:02I wouldn't worry
00:55:07about it
00:55:08scars make you
00:55:08look like a badass
00:55:09I have one too
00:55:10dad
00:55:12I got that
00:55:14when I was about
00:55:14your age
00:55:15some punk
00:55:16came at me
00:55:16with a
00:55:17switchblade
00:55:18really
00:55:19no way
00:55:20no
00:55:21it was actually
00:55:21a cactus
00:55:22but it's still
00:55:23cool
00:55:24I have something
00:55:26like that
00:55:27on the back
00:55:27of my neck
00:55:28Piper
00:55:32how long have you
00:55:33had that
00:55:33my mom said I had
00:55:34that when I was
00:55:35born
00:55:36and how old are you
00:55:42six
00:55:43six
00:55:44that one night
00:55:45stand was about
00:55:46seven years ago
00:55:47okay I found the
00:55:48first aid kit
00:55:49Ivar are you sure
00:55:50we haven't met
00:55:50before
00:55:51what do I even say
00:55:54and how do I
00:55:55explain it to Piper
00:55:56sorry honey
00:55:58this man's your dad
00:55:59and he didn't know
00:55:59you existed
00:56:00till now
00:56:01can I see your hand
00:56:07sweetie
00:56:07Eva
00:56:08okay look
00:56:14Piper is
00:56:17go on
00:56:23that must be an
00:56:30emergency
00:56:31excuse me
00:56:33sorry
00:56:34I'll take this
00:56:35mommy are you
00:56:42okay
00:56:42yeah
00:56:43mommy's just
00:56:46realizing she's a
00:56:47coward
00:56:47I don't even have
00:56:49the guts to tell
00:56:50the truth
00:56:50why haven't you
00:56:53picked up my
00:56:54calls
00:56:54I'm telling you
00:56:56Max
00:56:56that woman is
00:56:57manipulating you
00:56:58she's a high
00:56:59school dropout
00:57:00doesn't even have
00:57:01a decent job
00:57:02and she's unfit
00:57:03to raise my
00:57:04granddaughter
00:57:04I'm Eva's
00:57:06husband
00:57:06Max
00:57:07that man has
00:57:08no idea
00:57:09what a treasure
00:57:10he's missing out on
00:57:13I'm sorry Max
00:57:17you can't know
00:57:18Piper's your daughter
00:57:18your mother would
00:57:19take her away
00:57:20after Christmas
00:57:21it's over
00:57:22Eva
00:57:25Maximus
00:57:27are you even
00:57:28listening to me
00:57:29no mom
00:57:30listen
00:57:30I'm sorry
00:57:31okay
00:57:32Eva's my wife
00:57:33and I've made up
00:57:33my mind
00:57:34I'm not leaving
00:57:35I'm not leaving her
00:57:35Eva
00:57:37thank you
00:57:42thank you
00:57:43oh wow
00:57:55that's so cool
00:57:57did you make it
00:57:58Derek this is from
00:58:00Eva
00:58:01oh thank you so much
00:58:03thanks guys
00:58:05glad you're here
00:58:06got it
00:58:09oh
00:58:09damn
00:58:11these are nice
00:58:11grandpa
00:58:12language
00:58:14little ears
00:58:15try it
00:58:17Piper
00:58:20do you want to go see your present
00:58:22it's in the other room
00:58:23by the train set
00:58:24here I'll go with you
00:58:24remember the song
00:58:25that we sang
00:58:26ready ready
00:58:27grandma got run over
00:58:29by a reindeer
00:58:29what we got guys
00:58:30walking home from our house
00:58:32Christmas Eve
00:58:33you never told me
00:58:38have we met before
00:58:42have we met before
00:58:46she's unfit to raise my granddaughter
00:58:50I don't know what you're getting at
00:58:55Eva I have the same birthmark
00:58:58as Piper
00:58:59I don't know what you're talking about
00:59:09lots of people have birthmarks
00:59:10they're very common
00:59:10I feel so awful
00:59:12but I can't lose my child
00:59:14no matter how I feel about him
00:59:16maybe
00:59:19are you okay
00:59:22were the clogs a bad idea
00:59:26no
00:59:28I'm fine
00:59:29um
00:59:31oh
00:59:33I almost forgot
00:59:34I got you this
00:59:37you got me a gift too
00:59:39tis the season
00:59:40open it
00:59:42gloves
00:59:55did you make these
00:59:57yeah
00:59:59I know this is a fake marriage
01:00:01but
01:00:01that's Christmas
01:00:02you've already done so much for me
01:00:05I just wanted to do a little something for you
01:00:06how did I feel
01:00:10warm right
01:00:11yeah
01:00:12warm
01:00:14soft
01:00:16perfect
01:00:19thank you Eva
01:00:24I've never gotten anything this meaningful before
01:00:27really
01:00:30yeah my mom
01:00:32she partied all the time
01:00:33and
01:00:34I got gifts
01:00:35plenty of them
01:00:36but
01:00:36I don't think she ever bought one herself
01:00:40nothing
01:00:41personal
01:00:43well you deserve it
01:00:44you're a good guy
01:00:47and
01:00:48someday you'll
01:00:50find
01:00:50someone special
01:00:52to
01:00:52spend all your Christmases with
01:00:54what if that day's today
01:00:57what if I already found someone special
01:01:02right here
01:01:05right here
01:01:05Max we can't
01:01:18if you want me to stop
01:01:33you better tell me right now
01:01:35come on
01:01:40I don't want you to stop
01:01:42no matter how many years pass
01:01:50I still can't resist him
01:01:51I want you to stop
01:02:04no matter how many years pass
01:02:06what if you want me to stop
01:02:08what if you want me to stop
01:02:09Oh, God, you are driving me fucking insane.
01:02:21Piper!
01:02:31Piper?
01:02:33She can't see us.
01:02:39Piper!
01:02:51Eva?
01:02:55Grandma, I'm up here!
01:03:09That was way too close.
01:03:11Yeah.
01:03:12We would have gotten on the naughty list.
01:03:18Sometimes it's fun to be naughty.
01:03:22Can I still unwrap my present?
01:03:27You still haven't given me mine.
01:03:33Let me give it to you.
01:03:35Gotta be real.
01:03:37Yeah.
01:03:38Yeah.
01:03:56Yeah.
01:03:58Who is calling me to serve me?
01:04:17Hello?
01:04:18Hello, Eva Smith.
01:04:19I'm Max's mother.
01:04:21Name your price.
01:04:22What will it take for you to leave my son alone?
01:04:25W-what?
01:04:26We both know my son is way out of your league.
01:04:30Take the money, leave my granddaughter with us, and go.
01:04:34My son will find a better wife and a better mother for his child.
01:04:38Piper is my daughter, and no amount of money you offer could ever make me give her up.
01:04:42So you keep your money, and I'll leave on my own, but I am not handing Piper over to you.
01:04:50There's my beautiful wife.
01:04:56You okay?
01:05:00Look, we made it through Christmas.
01:05:04So I think it's best we go our separate ways.
01:05:08What are you talking about?
01:05:09It's over.
01:05:10It's not that hard to understand.
01:05:16Eva, wait!
01:05:17So last night meant nothing to you?
01:05:26Well, Max, it's not real. None of it was real.
01:05:30So, it's just a goodbye?
01:05:34Didn't realize I was so disposable for you.
01:05:37Look.
01:05:40Last night, I let my guard down.
01:05:44But I'm a mother, and my choices affect Piper.
01:05:46And being with you can mess up everything between us.
01:05:49Just tell me what you need.
01:05:52I'll do whatever it takes to be a good husband, a good father.
01:05:55Just say the word.
01:06:03You don't get it.
01:06:05You don't get it.
01:06:13I think it's time Piper and I go back to New York.
01:06:15I won't give up on us.
01:06:36Are we here?
01:06:38Yes.
01:06:40As much as I don't want us to be, we're back.
01:06:46Piper, sweetie, wake up. We're home.
01:06:53How can she just walk away?
01:07:02Don't forget you have to meet my mom.
01:07:04It's part of the agreement, too.
01:07:06Can I just pay you a little extra and skip it?
01:07:10You promised.
01:07:11Eva, I haven't asked you for much.
01:07:13Can you do this for me, please?
01:07:16All right, fine.
01:07:18When?
01:07:20Two days.
01:07:22I'll come pick you up.
01:07:23No need.
01:07:25Just send me the address and I'll be there.
01:07:26I know you and mommy thought, but she still really likes you.
01:07:37So don't give up, okay, daddy?
01:07:39Thank you, sweetie.
01:07:41If there's one thing you should know about your daddy, I always fight for the ones I love.
01:07:45If you find me, I'm going to turn this up.
01:07:46If you find me, I'm going to turn this up.
01:07:47I'm going to turn this up.
01:07:48If you find me, I'm going to turn this up.
01:07:49Just give ten times a minute.
01:07:51Eva's meeting my mother today.
01:08:05Time to finally tell her the truth.
01:08:07tell her the truth. Boss? Boss? Lady and gentlemen, I am so sorry. I need to go win
01:08:19back my family. Family? Boss, you okay? Never better. Go get her, Max.
01:08:27Give it your best smile. Ah, there he is. Maximus, darling. I have some prospects for you. Nice
01:08:40high society girls from the city. Oh, I told you. I already found the woman I love.
01:08:49Maximus, stop this. That Eva woman is scamming you, son. Tell me what kind of woman you want
01:09:04and I'll find you another. You are heir to the Harrison dynasty. No, I'm not. Oh? I work
01:09:13in waste management and I'm a secret crime boss. I'm Eva's husband and I'm a father.
01:09:19Oh, that's her. The woman who got my son head over heels. Hi. Welcome in. Can I help
01:09:43you find something? I want to try those. Awesome.
01:09:49I'll get them for you right away. Are you sure you wouldn't want something more sensible?
01:09:57No, no, no. I know what I want. Size seven. Oh, baby can't even walk, but she wants $3,000
01:10:06heels. Come on. She wants the white shoes.
01:10:09Ignore her. She's just grumpy over the holidays. Here, let me help you. Come on. She seems kind.
01:10:25I shouldn't be that impressed. She's just doing her job. How do they feel? Well, I love the
01:10:37style, but it's too small. I think I need a size up. Maybe my feet are still growing.
01:10:44Right away. I'll be right back. She's not only kind, she's patient. Was I wrong about her?
01:10:54Are you gluing the heel back on? Well, who gives a shit? She can't walk.
01:11:15That's just pure evil. Oh, come on, St. Eva. She's in a wheelchair. Who cares? It's the
01:11:27last pair. I get paid commission.
01:11:30I'm not doing that, Vanessa. See? This is your whole problem. This is why you'll always
01:11:45be broke. I don't care if she can walk or not. I'm not selling her junk. She has to deal
01:11:53with people like this. People who insult her all day. I'm your manager. Sell the old bitty
01:12:05the shoes or you're fired. Did I stutter? You don't have to fire me. I quit.
01:12:23I don't work here anymore. Listen, don't buy the shoes. They're broken. Spend your hard-earned
01:12:34money elsewhere, okay? You're a good person after all. Looks like I misjudged you. I'm sorry?
01:12:45Why are you still here, Eva? Get out!
01:12:48You're not disabled? Selling a broken heel to someone you thought was handicapped? Absolutely
01:13:00shameful. Who are you? I am the chairwoman of the Harrison Group and the owner of the store.
01:13:08You're Eleanor Harrison, mother of the CEO? I am. And you, my dear, are fired. What did
01:13:18I do? You are a good person. From now on, this store is yours to run. Are you serious? That's
01:13:33right. Don't be nervous, child. You are professional, responsible, far better than that two-bit manager.
01:13:43You out. I'll leave. I'm leaving. I feel like I'm dreaming. No, don't worry. You're getting
01:14:03a promotion. You deserve it, my dear. Thank you. First assignment, I want that row, and
01:14:13that row, and the entire display case. Pack it all up and bring it to my house, hmm? Okay,
01:14:21yeah. Once we're home, I'll tell her I'm her mother-in-law. I can't wait to finally meet
01:14:29my granddaughter. She's the mother of a CEO. Of course she lives like this.
01:14:50Mrs. Harrison, I'm here with your delivery. Max? Eva? What are you doing here? I, uh...
01:15:01There you are, Eva. Wonderful we can finally meet each other properly. My new daughter-in-law.
01:15:09What are you... That means you really are the CEO of Harrison Group. Well, I tried to tell
01:15:20you, but... Stop. And you, you lied to me at the store. You were both just testing me? Is
01:15:29this some sick game rich people play? I'm sorry, Eva. I thought you might be using my son just
01:15:34after his money. But I was wrong. Eva, please. I don't deserve to be treated like this. Not
01:15:41every working class girl is after your money. How could you think that of me?
01:15:45It's not like that, dear. Eva, what are you talking about? Mom, what did you do?
01:15:52I-I was just trying to get the two of you back together. We're not together. And I can't
01:15:58love something that was never real. I made a horrible mistake. What are you waiting for,
01:16:08son? Go after her. Eva. Let me go. I swear it's not what you think. We come from two completely
01:16:17different worlds. Stop pretending like you care. I'm not pretending. Okay, I can't fake what we have.
01:16:22In everything I've done for you. And Piper, this is real. Touch my wife again and I will snap
01:16:32every finger that you've got. Max, you came. God, you are driving me fucking insane. I'll do whatever
01:16:41it takes to be a good husband, a good father. Just say the word. See? Stop fighting. We belong
01:16:55together. You're wrong. Wrong about what? That you care? Or we belong together? Look, I already
01:17:04told you. We're from two completely different worlds. Now I held up my end of the deal and I
01:17:09met your mother, like we discussed. I want a fake divorce from my fake husband. Eva. Eva!
01:17:23I'm sorry, Maximus. Walking away is the only choice I have.
01:17:28Ow! Are you okay, mommy? Yeah, sweetie. I'm fine. Come here. No, you're not fine. You're
01:17:49sad. I'm okay, sweetie. I miss daddy too. I want Max to be my real daddy. Don't you
01:18:05want to be with him? Love bug. You're right. What am I doing? Running like a coward? I've always
01:18:16taught you to be brave. Now it's time for mommy to be brave too. I believe in you. What are
01:18:23you gonna do, mommy? I know exactly what to say to him. Maximus deserves to know Piper is
01:18:33his daughter. Enough sulking. Go get your wife and my grandbaby back. Don't you think I'm
01:18:45want to? She doesn't want me. I didn't raise you to give up. Your daughter is still out
01:18:52there. You can't abandon her. Mom, you don't get it. I made a deal with Eva to play my wife.
01:18:58And Piper, she was an added bonus. What are you talking about? I already ran a DNA test.
01:19:07Hyper is your daughter. What? See for yourself. I was right. Seven years ago. New
01:19:22New years. That woman was Eva. Eva! Hey. Daddy! Daddy! Piper! I missed you so much, sweetheart.
01:19:47You came back. I, uh... Don't forget to be brave, mommy. I, uh... I was scared. But I don't want to be scared anymore.
01:20:12Because what we have is real and it's worth fighting for. Sweetheart, I have something to tell you.
01:20:20I have something to tell you, too. Piper is your daughter. Piper is your daughter. You knew. My sweet granddaughter.
01:20:30Mama! Oh. Well, I just found out for sure a few minutes ago. But you've known this whole time?
01:20:38I was scared. I was scared. Okay? I didn't know if you were gonna take her from me. I didn't know how you were feeling.
01:20:44How could you not know how I felt?
01:20:47I love you, Eva. I love you, too. I promise. For the rest of my life, I'm going to make it up to you. As long as we're together, it doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:11It doesn't matter where we are.
01:21:21Will you marry me, Eva? For real this time?
01:21:25Yes. Yes, of course I'll marry you.
01:21:29Yes. Hi.
01:21:33Looks like you're stuck with me the next Christmas, and the Christmas after that, and forever.
01:21:47I wouldn't have it any other way.
01:21:51Who's that?
01:21:59Eva!
01:22:01Take me back!
01:22:04I'm sorry! I'm struck your tire!
01:22:09Looks like I have to take out the trash. Again.
01:22:15No? Not funny?
01:22:17Not funny?
01:22:19I know.
01:22:23Yeah.
01:22:28Coming next, we'll see you.
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