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00:00Hey, we drinking beers?
00:13It's not big sex.
00:15I'm just going to come over there and pet your cute little head.
00:18Now maybe I won't.
00:19It's more like it.
00:28What do you have?
00:29What are you doing?
00:30What do you mean, what am I doing?
00:31Building a fucking fort or something?
00:33Jerking off.
00:34Huh?
00:35I'm jerking off.
00:36You do it like that?
00:37What do you mean, like that?
00:38How do you do it?
00:39On my back.
00:40You does it like that.
00:41Hold on a second.
00:42Goody.
00:43Close the door.
00:44Goody, you in there?
00:46Are you jerking off too?
00:48Yeah.
00:49Is Goody jerking off too?
00:50Yeah, and this is what that looks like to me.
00:52Close the door.
00:54Hey, we drinking beers?
00:55Gimme a sec.
00:56So like five or so?
00:57Give or take.
00:58Okay.
00:59I'll see you in a bit.
01:00Can you close the door, bud?
01:01Oh, are we drinking beers?
01:02Gosh, I'm going to jerk off.
01:03Are you jerking off in there too?
01:05Yes.
01:06Oh my God.
01:07Wait.
01:08How?
01:09Why how?
01:10You got like a laptop in there or something?
01:11No.
01:12What?
01:13No, bro.
01:14Because you're not watching porn?
01:15There's porn in the shower.
01:16Well, don't you?
01:17Yes.
01:18Yes.
01:19Yes.
01:20Yes.
01:21Yes.
01:22Yes.
01:23The Spank Bank.
01:24Yes.
01:25Yes.
01:26Yes.
01:27Yes.
01:28Yes, my God.
01:29Are you on the fucking Mayflower?
01:31Will you come to the door please, bro?
01:32You never do that, sure Z?
01:34No.
01:35Why not?
01:36Because we're not living in the fucking wild west.
01:38What do you mean?
01:39I mean, I'm not one of your ancestors wailing on it in a fucking teepee.
01:42Never?
01:43Fighting cowboys and fucking wigwams.
01:45You shouldn't watch porn at all, old man.
01:47You shouldn't watch porn at all?
01:49Yeah, I heard it on a-
01:50What?
01:51I heard it on a podcast that you shouldn't watch porn, no sir.
01:54Now you give me one fucking good reason why-
01:56Because it rewires your brain and it's only getting turned on when you watch porn.
01:59As opposed to what?
02:00As opposed to actually hammering abroad.
02:02What?
02:03Yeah.
02:04So if you watch porn your dick won't work when you want to actually hammer abroad?
02:07That's what the science suggests.
02:08Really?
02:09That's what the data indicates, old man.
02:11Really?
02:12Too much ending ain't good for you, bud.
02:14Wow.
02:15What are you doing, bud?
02:16Doing you a favor.
02:17Actually, can you plug that in?
02:18Dorsey, close the door by the Lord Jesus.
02:20Well, wait a minute.
02:23But you're watching porn.
02:24Yes, but I'm not.
02:25Well, then what are you watching?
02:26Try on hauls.
02:27Huh?
02:28Try on hauls.
02:29Try on-
02:30Girls trying on clothes on YouTube.
02:31What?
02:32Yeah.
02:33Huh?
02:34It's called try on hauls, where girls goes around trying on clothes and all that.
02:36They're just trying on clothes?
02:37Yeah, and they got nice butts and boobs and all that.
02:39Well, you can look at the fucking window for nice butts and boobs and all that.
02:43Nah, bud.
02:44But try on hauls.
02:45You can sometimes see the nipples through the clothes.
02:47On YouTube?
02:48Yeah, sometimes.
02:49Oh, my God.
02:50It's just kind of the lesser of two evils, bud.
02:52What an odd East Coast cunt you are.
02:54The name of all things holy, Shorzy, bud.
02:56Close the door.
02:57Buddy.
02:58What's up, buddy?
02:59Bitch is in there jerking off the girls trying on clothes on YouTube.
03:01You're women, old man!
03:02Is he?
03:03It's just kind of the lesser of two evils, bud.
03:04So what?
03:05So, because you're not supposed to watch porn, you just watch girls try on clothes instead?
03:10Oh, you never heard nothing so bad as that, eh?
03:12Where are they trying on the clothes?
03:14Sometimes home, sometimes at the mall.
03:16At the mall?
03:17Well, I suppose they could be at a standalone store, a storefront.
03:20Hey!
03:21Hey!
03:22I didn't tell you this, but he's in there on all fours, too.
03:24What?
03:25Yeah, he's in there on all fours jerking off the girls at the mall.
03:27No, he is.
03:28Look.
03:29Come see.
03:30Look at this.
03:31Well, come in and make yourselves at home, boys, by the Jackal or Jesus.
03:34You do it like that?
03:35You never does it like this.
03:37No.
03:38How do you do it?
03:39Bye.
03:40Tab on that, kids, because it's fit.
03:41Fuck, you should try taking screenshots with his eyes like you.
03:44Good for it.
03:45Fuck it, me nerves is rubbed right raw.
03:47Let's go to North Bay.
03:49Drinking beers!
03:51Are we drinking beers?
03:52Just gave you a beer.
03:53Drinking beers.
03:54Thanks for driving us, Jill.
03:55Just a cool buck and a half to North Bay, eh?
03:57Thanks for doing this for Jack.
03:58Jack would've done the same thing for me.
04:00His good buddy, Taylor.
04:01You smell good.
04:02Thanks, buddy.
04:03He'll be so happy to see you guys.
04:05Well, lock up your daughters with this one coming woke.
04:07He's just a little homesick out of the gate.
04:09Hello, mother.
04:10How about this one?
04:11Fresh off a buck hunt up north.
04:13Seeing some familiar faces will go a long way.
04:15Hey, goody.
04:16Six Nations gonna gobble up all the Cree in Sault Ste. Marie?
04:18Settle down.
04:19Why don't we go sit at a bar uptown and split an appetizer?
04:22Is he scoring?
04:23No, but he's just five games in.
04:24Is that a big deal?
04:25He's a goal scorer.
04:26Dolo, we drinking beers?
04:27Oi, man.
04:28La mère à Jack, elle vient-tu?
04:29Jack's mom?
04:30Yeah.
04:31She's gonna be a bit late.
04:32She's in Massachusetts.
04:33Massachusetts?
04:34Massachusetts.
04:35Oh, you wanna know if she's coming, Dolo?
04:37They've got the kids doing so many things now.
04:39Toxic masculinity seminar?
04:40Yeah.
04:41Radioactive masculinity?
04:42There's several of them.
04:43Highly flammable masculinity?
04:45What do you say to some good chat in a nice bottle of red?
04:47Tsunami hazard masculinity?
04:49Ah!
04:50Shorzy.
04:51Seek shelter immediately!
04:52Shorzy, shut up.
04:53Hey, we drinking beers?
04:54Hey, you should peel off.
04:56Why?
04:57Well, if he's already homesick, you don't want him seeing his buddy's mom before the game.
05:00Really?
05:01What, the one who's been making him PB&J and breakfast for supper his whole life?
05:04Why?
05:05I'd be crying into my shirt.
05:06Okay, I'll see you out there.
05:07Seriously.
05:08All right.
05:09Where are we going?
05:10Fucking hell.
05:11What is this?
05:12Behind the curtain, eh?
05:13Look out.
05:14Where is this fucking guy?
05:15Uh-oh.
05:16Whoa, there he is!
05:17Connor!
05:18Yeah!
05:19What's going on, buddy?
05:20Yeah!
05:21Steven Cunningham as I live and breathe!
05:23Oh, man.
05:24Holy boats, it's the Salisbury Beefsteak Bulldog.
05:26This is Dolo, this is Hitch.
05:27You guys are unreal in that rugby tournament.
05:29Hey, thanks, buddy.
05:30That was fun hockey.
05:31Good for it.
05:32Want to go grab us a beer, boss?
05:33Don't even fucking try to shake my hand.
05:35Last time I saw you, you're cross-checking me in the neck.
05:38Yeah, well, we're down three goals.
05:39Someone had to do something.
05:40It's my wedding party.
05:41He's cross-checking me in the neck.
05:42If it wasn't your wedding, you'd be getting it in the tee.
05:43Hey, what's this I hear about a church league in Sudbury that got banned from their rink?
05:46Yeah, it's fucking everywhere, eh?
05:47It's the most bush league shit I've ever heard in my life.
05:49All those guys play like psychos.
05:51How's it going?
05:52Good.
05:53Everything's good.
05:54No, like with the team?
05:55Slow start.
05:56A little slower.
05:57Not scoring yet.
05:58Great group.
05:59A couple wild boys in there.
06:00Oh, yeah.
06:01A couple of psychos?
06:02A couple of psychos in there.
06:03Earthway.
06:04Nice.
06:05But good balance.
06:06A lot of US kids this year.
06:07Michigan, Minnesota, Massachusetts.
06:08Massachusetts?
06:09Massachusetts.
06:10Well, you're only about half as ugly as I remember, Connor.
06:11That's pretty good.
06:12You're for Jack, right?
06:13Sudbury boy.
06:14Yeah.
06:15Seventeen, come here.
06:16Oh, I don't know.
06:17I like your tone there, Connor.
06:18Maybe pull back on the masculinity a little bit.
06:19Kids are like dogs.
06:20You know, you've got to raise them to the stiff hand.
06:21Teach them to come when they're called.
06:22It's important.
06:23Yep.
06:24They're run over.
06:25Yeah, buddy.
06:26Gotta keep them structured.
06:27Keep them safe.
06:28Spoken like a two-time coach of the year.
06:29Three.
06:30Really?
06:31Wow!
06:32Oh, there he is!
06:33Yay!
06:34Hey!
06:35Hey!
06:36What's up?
06:37What's up?
06:38Karen, let me grab him for a sec.
06:40Yeah.
06:41Hold on to her, buddy.
06:42You're all right.
06:43I haven't seen this kid in forever.
06:44Hold on to her.
06:45You're okay.
06:46You're all right.
06:47Sorry.
06:48Don't say sorry.
06:49You just already started it.
06:50Just let it out.
06:51Don't go up or anything.
06:52Just get it at you.
06:53It's all right.
06:54It's all right.
06:55Who gives a shit?
06:56Just let it out.
06:57You're all right.
07:05You're all right.
07:08You're all right?
07:09I'm all right.
07:10What's going on?
07:12I want to quit.
07:13No, you're not going to quit.
07:14I want to come home.
07:15That's stupid.
07:16No, it isn't.
07:17Don't be an idiot.
07:18I want to come home.
07:19What's a fucking home?
07:20No, they're not.
07:21They're out playing junior like you.
07:22Not all of them.
07:23Fucking all you got at home is a bunch of drunk minors and a bad homeless problem.
07:26Yeah.
07:27It's getting worse.
07:28Yeah.
07:29Fucking what do you want at home?
07:30You want some paninis?
07:31No.
07:32You can bring you one of those.
07:33No, I'm good.
07:34All right.
07:35Well, what's the fucking problem then?
07:36It's just nothing happening.
07:37What do you mean nothing happening?
07:38Not scoring.
07:39Huh?
07:40Not making buddies.
07:41Fucking you're a hockey player.
07:42Don't worry about making buddies.
07:43You make a ton of buddies.
07:44Yeah.
07:45It's fucking once the boys start jelling, you'll have a ton of buddies.
07:46Yeah.
07:47You get a ton of ass.
07:48Yeah.
07:49I don't know.
07:50I got the yips.
07:51Well, fucking everybody gets the yips.
07:52It's normal too, idiot.
07:53No, this is bad.
07:54Yeah, it's the yips.
07:55Every time I touch the puck, it's like I'm chopping it up into little pieces.
07:57Happens to everybody.
07:58It's really bad.
07:59All right.
08:00You want to talk about the yips?
08:01You ever been in bed with a girl?
08:02Your dick doesn't work?
08:03No.
08:04Have you?
08:05No, but imagine?
08:06Why'd you bring it up?
08:07I don't know, but you shouldn't watch porn anymore.
08:09Did you know that?
08:10Oh my God.
08:11Your dick's working okay, eh?
08:12Yeah.
08:13You sure?
08:14Yeah.
08:15Yeah.
08:16All right, are we at the other end over here or what?
08:19Yeah.
08:20All right, here's what we're going to do.
08:22I'm going to keep it simple, okay?
08:24We're going to take it one period at a time.
08:26Just one period at a time, okay?
08:27Okay.
08:28All right, so you're not scoring.
08:29You've got to find a way to contribute.
08:30Right.
08:31You've got to find a way to help your team.
08:32I know.
08:33So go kill some guys.
08:34Okay.
08:35Just fucking go out there, run around, fucking get in the game.
08:37Okay.
08:38Kill some guys.
08:39Okay.
08:40What should I tell you to be?
08:41The hardest worker out there.
08:42That's right, say it again.
08:43The hardest worker out there.
08:44That's right, say it again.
08:45The hardest worker out there.
08:46You go out there and you work hard, you'll get your bounces.
08:48The bounces come with the hard work, so you go out there and you skate.
08:51Okay.
08:52You go like fucking stink.
08:53Okay.
08:54Let's go, 17.
08:55Hold on.
08:56Are you okay?
08:57Yeah.
08:58You sure you're all right?
08:59Fuck yeah.
09:00You ready?
09:01Yeah.
09:02All right, well, I'm coming back after the first period.
09:03You better have done something good.
09:04Okay.
09:05I'm serious, just do something good.
09:06Go out there and you just fucking kill some guys.
09:07I will.
09:08Be a killer.
09:09Keep it simple.
09:10Yeah.
09:11That's it?
09:12Okay.
09:13That's it?
09:14Okay.
09:15Let's go.
09:16Hey, good luck, coach.
09:17Thanks, man.
09:18Look at our eyes.
09:19Here we go.
09:20Section 105.
09:21We're the hottest mutter you ever did see.
09:22Hey, that's our designated driver you're talking about.
09:24Okay.
09:25The strip club's open again.
09:26Why should I ask her to go or what?
09:28Where she can say is no.
09:29Hey, we drinking beers?
09:30Oh, yeah.
09:40What?
09:41You killed some guys.
09:42Kinda.
09:43Oh, no, you fucking killed some guys.
09:44That one in front of our bench is pretty good.
09:46Did you hear that sound after?
09:47What?
09:48It's the sound of 100 people opening their programs to see who fucking 17 is.
09:51Shut up.
09:52That Sudbury, Ontario bitch.
09:53Shut up.
09:54And you got an assist, too.
09:55How about that?
09:56See what happens when you work hard?
09:57You get your bounces.
09:58It was a phantom assist.
09:59It wasn't a phantom assist.
10:00It was a secondary assist.
10:01Secondary assist.
10:02Whatever.
10:03You're on the score sheet, dumb fuck.
10:05Smile.
10:06Fine.
10:07So what are you gonna do now?
10:08Work hard.
10:09You're already doing that.
10:10Keep it simple.
10:11You're already doing that.
10:12You're gonna score a goal, idiot.
10:14Oh, yeah?
10:15Well, you're a goal scorer, aren't you?
10:16Yeah.
10:17Well, then keep it simple.
10:18First period, kill some guys.
10:19Second period, score some goals.
10:21Okay, I'll just start scoring now.
10:23Hey, you love scoring goals.
10:25All hockey players love scoring goals.
10:27That's what keeps us coming back.
10:29That feeling.
10:30I know.
10:31Get back to that.
10:32You fucking started playing hockey to score goals.
10:35You idolized the guys that score goals.
10:38Just remember how good it feels to score.
10:40You love scoring goals.
10:42Go get that feeling.
10:43Get that feeling.
10:44I'm coming back after the second.
10:46Do something good.
10:47Look at you.
11:02Look at fucking you.
11:04You are buzzing, kid.
11:0517, you've arrived, eh?
11:07Yup.
11:08Welcome to the league.
11:09You're on the PP with Duncan Hazy to start the third.
11:11Okay.
11:16Now what are you gonna do?
11:17Get another one.
11:18Right?
11:19Yeah.
11:20What?
11:21You already got one.
11:22Well, get another.
11:23You already got one.
11:24So what do I do?
11:25Well, first period, kill some guys.
11:26Yeah.
11:27Second period, score some goals.
11:28Yeah.
11:29Third period.
11:30Make sure they never forget who you are.
11:35Who are you?
11:36Jack.
11:37Jack who?
11:38Jack Webster.
11:39From where, Narnia?
11:40From Sudbury.
11:41Hell yeah, fuck yeah.
11:42It's working.
11:43Alright.
11:44Well, you got a goal.
11:45You got an assist.
11:46What don't you got?
11:47What?
11:48You got a goal.
11:49You got an assist.
11:50You're one away from something.
11:52You want me to go for a Gordie Howe hat trick?
11:54Well, I don't know.
11:55What's that?
11:56You want me to fight.
11:57Well, what's a Gordie Howe hat trick?
11:58A goal, an assist, and a fight.
11:59Oh, is that what that is?
12:00Yeah.
12:01Fuck it.
12:02That'll get you a ton of ass.
12:03I think?
12:04Gordie Howe hat trick sounds so cool.
12:05Okay.
12:06Look, you're scoring.
12:07Your teammates like that.
12:08You fight.
12:09Your teammates love that.
12:10So, you wait till you get up another goal or two, and you pick a fight.
12:13How?
12:14What do you mean how?
12:15What do I do?
12:16Huh?
12:17You just go up to some guy.
12:18You tell him his mom's so fucking boring, you're half asleep even when you're railing
12:20on her.
12:21Oh my god, dude.
12:22But if her feet didn't stink so bad, you'd be right out cold.
12:24Are you seriously telling me to fight?
12:26Me?
12:27No.
12:28Because you're not supposed to do that anymore.
12:29I'm just saying I love what my teammates do.
12:31That's all.
12:33I fucking love it.
12:36Fuck you, Shorzy.
12:37I don't fucking care.
12:38Tell him you love his mom's Egyptian cotton sheets.
12:41Say you can't believe she found him at Winners.
12:53This trip had the effect I was after.
12:54I think the best is yet to come.
12:56Thanks for this, guys.
12:57No problem.
12:58Our pleasure.
12:59Hey, if you met my pal Dolo.
13:00Put it to Massachusetts.
13:01Massachusetts.
13:02Massachusetts.
13:03Massachusetts.
13:04Massachusetts.
13:06Don't fucking dive!
13:08Don't close out!
13:09Don't close out!
13:10Don't close out!
13:11Don't close out!
13:12Don't close out!
13:13Don't close out!
13:14He fucking go!
13:15Get out of here!
13:16Are you kidding me?
13:17Are you kidding me?
13:18That's a dive.
13:19It's a fucking diver.
13:20It's a dive.
13:22Oh, fucking look at that.
13:24One guy gets the gate, the other one stays on the ice.
13:26How about that?
13:27That's a fucking dive.
13:28It's a fucking diver.
13:30Hey, you got something to say?
13:32Sit down.
13:33That's my kid. You got something to say?
13:34Fucking careful, allowed you to say that.
13:36No, let's fucking hear it.
13:37Yeah, he plays like a fucking Euro.
13:38Fuck you.
13:39Yeah, you teach him how to lay on the ice like that?
13:41Fucking teach you something.
13:42Teach him how to dive?
13:43I will kick your ass.
13:44Oh, fucking cool.
13:45You want to be that guy at your kid's game?
13:47Get in a fight?
13:48Sit down, drink your beer.
13:49Fuck you.
13:50Shut the fuck down.
13:51Fucking loser.
13:52Fuck you.
13:53Tap, nap.
13:54We got a guy for you if you want it.
13:55Drink your beer.
13:56Shut the fuck up.
14:01Diving's part of the game now.
14:03Gross.
14:04Every hit's a penalty.
14:05So the kids are hitting way less.
14:07That's just a kid.
14:08And if they get hit, they snap their head back
14:11or they fold up like a lawn chair.
14:12They know how to sell it to draw the penalty.
14:14Dishonorable hockey.
14:16Nothing worse than being labeled a diver.
14:18Your hand beer, sir.
14:19It's all in their tool bags now.
14:20Diver's the worst label in hockey, me son.
14:22Could be the difference in the game, so they go for it.
14:25I have a hard time with that.
14:26Well, you're a coach.
14:27You okay with diving if it gets you a win?
14:29Well, a win's a win, boys.
14:30Fuck off.
14:31Well, it's fair and true love and war.
14:32What, you gonna lay on the ice, old man?
14:34No, you never fucking lay on the ice.
14:36But you'll take a dive.
14:37Well, I'll stick you in the face.
14:38I'll spear you in the nuts.
14:39Whatever it takes to get you to retaliate.
14:41But I don't know.
14:42I'd rather lose honorably than win dishonorably.
14:47You?
14:50Let's see what kind of pretzel you squeeze yourself into this year as a coach.
14:55Clark.
14:57Hey, man.
14:58Hey, man.
14:59I'm sorry.
15:00That was super bushly.
15:01There's no room for that here.
15:02Alright.
15:03No, no, no.
15:04I was being an idiot.
15:05I'm sorry.
15:06That was super bushly.
15:07Yeah, don't worry about it.
15:08Can you buy you a beer?
15:09Sure.
15:10Let's have a beer.
15:11Where are you in from?
15:12You know, Wingham?
15:13Oh, yeah, man.
15:14Wingham Ironman Junior C?
15:15Yeah, that's the one.
15:16That's it.
15:17How long does it take to get here?
15:18This is turning into quite the story, folks.
15:20An unfortunate one for North American hockey.
15:23It's not just the running up of scores by the Europeans that's the newsmaker here.
15:28We are seeing a physical style of play from the Europeans that exceeds anything I've seen in perhaps decades.
15:35This team known as simply the EU are doing a real number on us.
15:40Understatement contest.
15:42I win.
15:43Hey, settle down, you bomb-hugger.
15:45Let the bi-huggers mutter.
15:46Let this bi-huggers mutter.
15:47Let this bi-huggers mutter.
15:48Wait, what went on?
15:51You're right.
15:52Who wants to keep me company back to Sudbury?
15:54One time.
15:55I'm talking about Massachusetts.
15:56Massachusetts.
15:57Holy shit, you're hammered.
15:58When did this happen?
15:59Dolo, you're not riding an hour and a half home alone in a car with my mom.
16:02I'll go too.
16:03That's better.
16:04I'll babysit.
16:05I'll allow it.
16:06You better get your shit together.
16:07You're not going to have a shot.
16:08You're fucking hilarious.
16:09Hey, here's a bad game, my man.
16:11Thanks, my boy.
16:12You'll be just fine.
16:13Good game, kiddo.
16:14Keep it up, eh?
16:15Love you.
16:16Love you.
16:17I'll go get the car.
16:19What are you looking for?
16:20What?
16:21What?
16:22Chair.
16:23For what?
16:24What do you do with a chair, boss?
16:25Sit.
16:26I'm drunk.
16:30Inspired performance.
16:31Inspired.
16:32Thanks.
16:33I'm serious.
16:34Maybe you want to take a couple hard laps.
16:35Thanks for helping me out.
16:36Don't be soft.
16:37Right.
16:38Now it's time to get to work.
16:39Yeah.
16:40You've got a new team, new squad.
16:41You've got to help build the culture.
16:42I will.
16:43You've got to help build a winning culture.
16:44I will.
16:45It's important.
16:46Every guy buys in.
16:47Everybody's name?
16:48Yeah.
16:49All right, what's his name?
16:50Who?
16:51The trainer.
16:52I don't know.
16:53That's the first name you should know.
16:54I'll learn it.
16:55You're going to be fucking bleeding and sweating all over those guys all year.
16:57Know their name.
16:58Calm down, I will.
16:59What's this guy's name?
17:00The bus driver?
17:01No, the spaceship driver, you fucking idiot.
17:03I don't know.
17:04Know everybody's name.
17:05The bus driver.
17:06The beer vendor.
17:07The janitor.
17:08The janitor's step-daughter and half-daughter.
17:09You didn't know my name for like a month.
17:10That's different.
17:11Shut the fuck up.
17:12Yeah, I get it.
17:13Know everybody's name.
17:14And call them by name.
17:15That's how you build respect.
17:17That's how you build a winning culture.
17:18All right.
17:19All right.
17:20All right.
17:21What's the equipment guy's name?
17:22I don't know.
17:23I'll learn it.
17:24You don't know fucking anything.
17:25You don't know six times eight.
17:26Fifty-eight.
17:27No.
17:28Sixty-eight.
17:29Six times eight?
17:30I know there's an eight in there.
17:31Fucking forty-eight.
17:32Holy fuck, you're dumb.
17:34Is that what it is?
17:35You're such a dumb fuck.
17:36I don't fucking care.
17:37I got bigger fish to try, buddy boy.
17:38Trust me.
17:39Yeah, like the Ips?
17:40I never said that happened to me.
17:41Okay.
17:42But you're so insensitive.
17:43Right.
17:44Fucking hammer time every time with me,
17:45but I confided in you.
17:46Sure.
17:47Well, you're saying what I need to say
17:48to get you to stop with all your...
17:49No, you weren't.
17:51I was. You were all like...
17:52No, you weren't.
17:53I was. Shut the fuck up.
17:56You're the best player out there, buddy.
17:58No one out there is better than you.
18:00Thanks.
18:01You're the best.
18:02We're going to get a ton of ass.
18:03Hey, are we drinking beers?
18:04He's had enough.
18:05Well, he's never going to get you out for dim sum
18:06with that kind of work ethic.
18:07How are you not like that, too?
18:08Because I'm a real man.
18:09You're an idiot.
18:10Hey, crank your rear view.
18:11I'll show you what a real man looks like.
18:13Back here drinking beers.
18:14How do you know what to do with him?
18:15With who?
18:16The kids.
18:17Because I was one.
18:18How did you know what to do with Jack?
18:19It's what my brother used to do with me.
18:21He found a way to simplify things for me.
18:22To get what I want.
18:23Hey, it's TJ Taylor.
18:24Hey, it's TJ Taylor.
18:25Hey, it's TJ Taylor.
18:26So where are you going tonight?
18:27I don't know what to do with him.
18:28You're an idiot.
18:29Hey, crank your rear view.
18:30I'll show you what a real man looks like.
18:31Back here drinking beers.
18:32How do you know what to do with him?
18:33With who?
18:34With who?
18:35The kids.
18:36Because I was one.
18:37How did you know what to do with Jack?
18:39It's what my brother used to do with me.
18:42He found a way to simplify things for me.
18:45To get what I want.
18:52So where are you going tonight?
18:54Where am I going?
18:55Yeah.
18:56Are you going to the Coulson?
18:57Nah.
18:58The strip club side's back open again.
19:01Oh, I hadn't heard.
19:02How did this town survive without a strip club for that long?
19:05I don't know, but we're back, baby.
19:13Hey, where are you going?
19:14Bed.
19:15Well, you've earned it.
19:17Straight to bed.
19:19Long day on the road.
19:24I'm just trying to figure out if I turn on the furnace
19:26or if I have someone to crawl in there with me.
19:32It's too late to turn back now.
19:33I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love.
19:34It's too late to turn back now.
19:35It's too late to turn back now.
19:37I believe, I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love.
19:42It's too late to turn back now.
19:46I sure can.
19:48I'll get him home safe.
20:16It's so unusual for me to carry on this way.
20:23And I tell you, I can't sleep at night.
20:28No one thing to hold it tight.
20:32I tried so hard to miss myself.
20:36Now this feeling just, it can't be right.
20:39I'm feeling it.
20:41It's too late to turn back now.
20:45I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love.
20:49It's too late to turn back now.
20:53I believe, I believe, I believe I'm falling in love.
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